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Monday, November 1, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Forever and Ever


Things that make you go HMMMMMM...
Kristen.
NOLA Airport.
Yesterday.
What is making me HMMMM?

1) There is only ONE picture.
What the hell?
No video.
No other shots.

2) She is alone.
What the hell?
No bodyguard?
No one?

I'm not debating whether or not she went to L.A.
I think she did.
I'm just wondering about this picture.

And one final HMMMMMMM

3) Where exactly is Robert?


This is more what I expect when Kristen walks through an airport.
People.
Robert.
Glowering expressions.
Heh.


But see... this is how it always goes.

Kristen or Robert
show up somewhere without the other.
And immediately it's
THE END OF THE WORLD!!!
Seriously...
I'm fucking knee deep in foam as I speak.
Relax people.

So what if Kristen went back to L.A. for a couple of days.
I don't get all the drama ALL the time about this sort of 
mundane bullshit.

My husband is out of town for the next few days...
and guess what?
WE ARE STILL MARRIED!
Imagine that!


And you KNOW...
YOU KNOW
That if Rob and Kristen were seen together in the airport...
Then the whining would have been even worse

"PR! PR! PR! PR! PR! PR!"

"Kristen is a clinging famewhore!!"

"Look how MISERABLE they look together!"

You get it?
Of course you do.

CAN'T WIN FOR LOSING.


Because whatever move Kristen makes...
Whether it's with Robert or not
It's always the WRONG move.
In some people's eyes... she never does anything right.

But riddle me this folks...

Just where WAS Robert Pattinson this weekend?
Anyone?
Let's see...
He was seen riding a bike...
He was supposedly driving a boat...

HMMMMMMM.

But no pictures.
No actual proof of anything.
So...
Could he have been in L.A. with Kristen?
Who knows.

Maybe Rob's Halloween costume this year
was a Ninja!
Too fast for pictures.
Too quick to really see him...
IN, OUT
UP, DOWN
All without being seen.
The guy is good.



My thoughts?

1) Yes, Kristen was in L.A.
No, we don't know if she traveled alone or not.
Yes, Robert could have been there.
No, there are no pics to 'prove' it.
But there are no pics to 'prove' he wasn't there either.
Either way?
It doesn't affect their relationship.
At all.
Good fucking Grief.

2) Listen to ’Falling in Love’ performed by Lee McDougall.


If you’re sitting comfortably then let me begin.
I want to tell you a tale about the mess that I’m in.
And it all starts with a girl.
And shes breaking up my whole world.

Shes got this big green eyes, and there as wide as the moon.

They can take you to bed without you leavin’ the room.
I would kill just to be her man,
but she’s too cool to give a damn.

I’m falling in love for the last time

I’m falling in love forever and ever.
Falling in love with a girl that ain’t mine
I’m falling in love for the last time.

She makes me feel like a king,

she makes me feel like a freak
She plays on me because she knows that I’m weak
And she knows just what to say, just to brighten up my day.

So now I’m feeling sick,

and shes still having fun
I guess she thinks that I’m thick, or maybe a little dumb
But it makes no use to me,
I’m a fool for misery.

I’m falling in love for the last time

I’m falling in love forever and ever.
Falling in love with a girl that ain’t mine
I’m falling in love for the last time.

I’m falling in love with a girl…


I’m falling in love for the last time

I’m falling in love forever and ever.
Falling in love with a girl that ain’t mine
I’m falling in love for the last time…
 
3) Now tell me that Rob didn't write that
about Kristen.
Go ahead and try.
 
Thing is...
Robert DID fall in love...
with the girl with the big green eyes
and...
It's for the LAST time.

With Acceptance Comes Peace.
Peace Be With You.

This post is brought to you by the letters *O* and *B*

B for all the BULLSHIT drama that gets spewed
over absolutely NOTHING.

O for Oreo cookies!
They are so yummy!
And for some reason they taste even better
when you eat them in bed...
and get crumbs all over the place!

and O for...


Olive Oyl.

I had a lame Halloween costume this year
(No, I'm not going into details)
But see... that's because I let B decide
and he always wants to do the same lame thing.
So...
I want to be Olive Oyl next year.
He can be Popeye... or Brutus even...
But I'm all about Olive.


Robert Loves Kristen Loves Robert

Bye for now
♥♥♥

514 comments:

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Syd said...

I AM FIRST!

Rose said...

Bwahahahahaha Syd! You were right!

Autumngal said...

Love your post today. Kristen looked so cute in the first people. I keep forgetting that she's just 20 because how mature she articulate herself. That's right rose, you tell...chill out then again whatever Kris do they are always looking for some excuses is like talking to a brick wall.

Someone asked me yesterday about my time zone. It's actually 6 am in the morning now. That's pretty much the only time I get to go before I prep. for work. Things I do to read rose post heaheahea.

Autumngal said...

Oops I meant first picture. Yep too early in the morning.

deb said...

Love your post and YES we well see them soon when i dont know you are right who knows if Rob was there humm all i see i8s that they love each other and thats ok with me Thanks Rose . DEB.

Kay said...

Nice post Rose! I hate not being able to play when I am at work.

Have a nice day Roseland!

Sydney said...

Beautiful post. You must get SO tired of the comments Rose. I can't imagine what your inbox looks like.

I was thinking about just this subject the other day. I went to visit my sister and her newest baby in New York two weeks ago. I was gone for a week. My boyfriend stayed here. Shockingly, we did not break up. And what I love about traveling without him, is that I can rest comfortably in the knowledge that whereever he is, he loves me and is waiting for me to come home. And vice versa when he goes out of town.

There is something very beautiful in that and you can see it in both Rob and Kristen. You don't have to be physically together to feel the love. And you know they're feeling it.

And yay for Breaking Dawn production finally starting!! Now I have to get back to checking out this latest Rob photoshoot. Holy Hell that boy is hot!

Syd said...

Darling Rose,

You see you make me wait and wait for your beautiful words and it paid off. I am so delighted. Not much to say about one picture but the song is nice. Lee has a new song available on iTunes and is trying to put together a tour so go download and support him. Maybe he'll "write" (lol) more songs about Rob and Kristen.

And now on to Halloween and costumes. This woman I know who is taller and has dark hair and hazel eyes dressed as a cheerleader and I swear, I cannot get the idea of that our of my head. Of course she didn't help by calling her pompoms her knockers-lol--and she did in fact use that word so who can blame me for drifting a big into a very sweet daydream. Loved the idea of it and even thought how nice it would be to call her baby and sit by a lake and just talk. ahhhhhh

I digress. I hope the rest of the Roseland crowd is doing well and happy on this Monday! Talk to you all soon!

Syd

angelica1 said...

Yay Syd!! Your prize for being first is toaster burgers :)

Rose,I don't know whether to laugh or cry at todays latest ridiculous drama about nothing. My husband is normally away Sunday to Thursday, quite often when he is at home, I'm away on business. We even allow each other to go to other countries, even other continents with friends, for purely social reasons. He assures me he has no current plans to divorce me!!

Birdie said...

Rose,

I loved your post today. I don't seem to have any interest in looking at other sites on our favorite couple. I don't like listening to all the conspirocy theorists go on about what is happening every minute of their day. I love coming here because you cut through the crap. Reading your post always brings a laugh and takes the drama down several notches. Hope they and everyone else here is having a fantastic day!

Barbara Fenwick said...

Rose, great post as usual. People can be so ridiculous...so what if Kris flew to L.A. alone, if she did. Maybe she had business to take care of...maybe Rob was there, we do NOT know. The fact that she is alone (if she is) means absolutely nothing. Robert loves Kristen loves Robert, and I think it is forever, like the words of the song, which I too think he wrote. I hope all Roselanders had a wonderful Halloween. Keep twirling.

amanda said...

You are awesome as always Rose. I never understood why people always jumped on the "they broke up because they are not pictured together all the time" bandwagon. I mean seriously, I have been married for almost 8 years and Im not with my husband all the time. I would go crazy. It urks me when the nonstens go crazy over stupid crap.

Penny Lane said...

Rose,

We're all about the love here lately for any and all species who want to venture into Roseland. So they can spew their hate and foam and we will sprinkle them with our love and rainbows.

Hi Syd,

You missed a very entertaining conversation here last night.

30 said...

Syd I would have beat you to first but decided I did not want to be the first comment today. I was waiting and waiting for someone else to post. So, you can have the gold star but only for today buddy. ;)


Rose, well said as usual. I personally could care less of Rob and Kirsten's hour to hour plans where they go and why. If "some" people "cough" hyenas are that desperate and obsessed, I think they do need to rethink there own lives some.


Hi to all sane Roselanders!

LJ said...

Nice post Rose!

I hope wherever Rob & Kris are they are happy.....at the end of the day thats all that matters, whatever rubbish people come out with.

Much love,
Liza ღ

Leigh said...

Rose,

Love this post! I loved the Halloween one too :) I'm glad I didn't try to read it yesterday on my phone! LOL That could have been dangerous.

Congrats on being first Syd ;) I hope you are doing well!

I'm just getting around to reading everything. But am feeling much more well rested. I am sorry to have missed the very interesting conversation last night. Ummm...quite the eye opener. Lol I'm glad everyone had a great Halloween and I am loving the new method to deal with trolls. Kill them with kindness :)

I hope everyone has a great afternoon. I'm off to pick up the kiddies from school :)

SueBee said...

Is it bad that everything I read got erased when I saw the word "Oreos?"

beacullen said...

Rose, once again you are right on. They're damned if they do, damned if they don't. Only Rob and Kristen truely know where they're spending their time, and it seems like they like time together the best. I can't wait til the haters get a new obsession so they can stop with all the craptalk. Thanks again Rose.

Syd said...

Uh oh--Liza posted and did not say hello to me?? Well, hello Liza darling. its fine--just go about your business without me.

As for last night, well, I did actually look in but was not about to touch that subject with a very long pole (pun intended).

Alright Roseland, stay happy!

Hope said...

Ahh...Syd is first...and so proud. How cute is that!!

I agree with ALL your 'thoughts' today Rose....another spot on post!!!

Tracy said...

Oreos?

I can't keep oreos in the house.. One of the kiddo's friends can eat practically a whole bag of them in one night. And she's still skinny!!

Hi everybody :) Still love you Liza!

And yeah.. my hubs is going out of town next weekend too. He'll be sad to know that once again. Our relationship is over for the weekend.

Hello Syd!

LJ said...

Syyyyyyyyyyyd ----------------->

I'm arms open and waiting for you......

Of course I still love and adore you more than you will ever know.....I'm just trying to be less public about it for fear of making even more of a twat of myself! lol

I hope all is wonderful with you my darling.

Your ever adoring,

Liza ❤

Super RN Gas Passer said...

ROSE...love the picture of Rob with the sunglasses....damn...that is one great sexy lookin pic!

AUTUMNGAL...it was me asking about the time difference...thx..have a great day.

My hubby is on the way to Fla. to watch the space shuttle launch on Wed. He has several "hobbies" one of which is astrophotography..so he is gone every night the sky is clear to his observatory which is an hour away from our house. If anyone is interested in seeing some of the pictures he has taken u can google machunter observatory and get to the web site. My husband is Hap Griffin..
Anyway I have known him since i was 14 and he was 12...yes i robbed the cradle i guess...been married 28 years. Happy Monday everyone. Yeah, well i know what my competition is...

LJ said...

TRACY I LOVE YOU TOO *KISSES*

Melinda said...

Sweet post today Rose! Keep spreading the LOVE. They love each other, quite simple really.


Love all your avi's ladies! Too bad a certain someone doesn't want free hugs from all of us. We are a lovable group much to the amazement of others who aren't.


Syd- glad you enjoyed last nights convo from afar. You have been forewarned that it's one of our favorite topics!


Kami- how did the sprinkler blowing go?

Rose said...

Oh my adorable Syd...

I'm not going to get into a PomPoms debate with you.
Heh ;)

I miss Smitty and Gruff...

MLH414 said...

Rose~

Great post! I can't believe all the bullshit going on about Kristen going to LA over the weekend...I mean, really, some people are such drama-mama's!!

I love love LOVE the new pics of Robert!! THUD!! :)

Have a good one!!

~Lynn

MLH414 said...

BTW~ I love your new banner!!!! :)

~Lynn

katy said...

Hi, Rose!!

I am tired of all the lame bullshit...so what if Kristen went to LA alone without Rob, they aren't connected to the hip, they can spend time apart...it doesn't mean anything and sure as hell don't mean they've broken up...good grief...I said this before and I'll say it again..people underestimates
Rob and Kristen relantionship...the way I see it Rob and Kristen are in a very committed relantionship and NO amount of crap that goes around the internet is going to touch what they have. With acceptance comes peace...Robert LOVES Kristen and Kristen LOVES Rob.

Falling in Love'...I love that song

HUGS

Kami said...

Congrats Syd on being first.
You know Rose, my husband is out of town too, so I guess in Hyena thought process that means we're no longer a couple? It amazes me how people obsess over the stupidest shit.

By the Way SueBee I caught a sale at Walmart on Reese's pumpkins, cleaned them out...Yeah...I know..pumpkins will last me tile Christmas trees appear.

Kami said...

til...omg I can't work this keyboard today.

katy said...

Rose

Just seen the new banner...Holy sweet mother of jesus...the man is perfect.

Birdie said...

Rose,

Love the new banner!

Toni said...

Yeah those new pictures are WOW, just WOW!

katy said...

Hi, Syd!! Hope you're happy and having a great day.

Take care

Much love to Smitty and Gruff


Hi, Roseland ladies, hope everything is great with you all!!

Kami said...

Why is it if any other actor in the world had their picture taken smoking a cigarette, in a ratty T-shirt out in a field it would probably disgust me, but for some reason this picture works...really works.

Toni said...

Kami I totally know what you mean.
I like your new Avi.

Kami said...

Ok they FINALLY blew my sprinkler..I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that it is not supposed to take anywhere this long because their boss finally called my house and told me to tell his guys that if they hadn't left in 10 mins not to bother coming back to work. So...having said that...I'm going to go take a nice long nap, and just in case they wander in here: HUGS And Kisses Troll Girl...xoxoxoxoxoxo

Kami said...

Toni, thank you it's in honor of my soon to be best bud..Troll Girl..Cause us Roselanders are going to love her to DEATH. ~.^

My Heart On My Sleeve said...

I love Rob. I love Kristin. I love Rob and Kristin together. I love YOU for posting all your posts. Just sayin.

SueBee said...

Kami! You're killing me! How many packs of pumpkins did you get?

Hi Liza! Hi Tracy! Hello Syd.

Hellloooo everyone.

Penny Lane said...

Kami,

I certainly hope you weren't paying by the hour for the service. I have 8 zones and it takes 1 to 1 1/2 hours. So unless you have a lot of zones that need blowing...I think they were just screwing around.

Oh, the innuendo there, couldn't resist.

LJ said...

Hi SueBee!!

Gah........chocolate........I miss chocolate!

I have no idea what Reeses pumpkins are but I want one anyway!

:-D

DreamerKind said...

Hello, Roseland Lovelies!

Having fun again today I see. Good for you.

DK

DreamerKind said...

For Roselanders & Visitors:


Let's Face The Music And Dance

There may be trouble ahead,
But while there's music and moonlight,
And love and romance,

Let's face the music and dance.

Before the fiddlers have fled,
Before they ask us to pay the bill,
And while we still have that chance,

Let's face the music and dance.

Soon, we'll be without the moon,
Humming a different tune, and then,

There may be teardrops to shed,
So while there's music and moonlight,
And love and romance,

Let's face the music and dance!


Nat King Cole says dance, so Fred & Ginger get us started here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFI0rFFp8j8

Irving Berlin-Follow the Fleet film

Thank You/maxieroyal - youtube

DreamerKind said...

Rose

You've got that thing, you've got that thing,
That thing that makes birds forget to sing,
Yes, you've got that thing, that certain thing.

You've got that charm, that subtle charm,
That makes young farmers desert the farm,
'Cause you've got that thing, that certain thing.

Thanks for sharing that certain thing you've got, with us!

((Hugs))

SueBee said...

Liza!

Do you have Reese's cups in England?

Please say yes.

If not, do you have chocolate covered peanut butter cups?

Reese's Pumpkins are chocolate covered peanut butter cups shaped like pumpkins.

Did I make sense or just ramble on?
LOL

DreamerKind said...

Olivia

Once again, you've fanned me. Thanks so much.

I like to think that the special songs I dedicate to others, fly out of Roseland and right into their hearts!

Have a good day, and hope to "see" you soon.

LJ said...

Ha ha SueBee you made sense! I think I've seen a Reese's chocolate bar in the shops?
Never had one though....and I do like peanut butter so it sounds delicious!

I'm trying to be healthy at the moment so I haven't had chocolate for aaaaaaaaaaages! :-(

Hi DK!

Kami said...

Liza you're killing me!!! Physically killing me that you've never had a Reese's, run..don't walk, R U N to that store and buy a package T O D A Y!

SueBee I go 22 packs...some of which I shared with my next door neighbor, she came over having a bad day and as you know Chocolate cures almost all.

PL, no they charge a flat rate regardless how long it takes.We just had our's installed a few months ago and the first Winterization and spring start ups are free so cost me nothing. I'm pretty sure they were screwing around because my property here isn't that big, less than an acre. I'm thinking that since it's cold, cloudy and windy out today that they were spending most of the time in their truck with the heater, unfortunately for them, it's going to freeze this week so their boss is trying to keep them moving to do as many jobs as possible.

SueBee said...

*Thud*

Liza, You've never had a Reese's? Never ever?

Go to the store (the shops) and buy one now!

SueBee said...

Kami

22 single packs or 6 packs?

Kami said...

22 of the King Size packages..they have two pumpkins each...so I got 44 pumpkins.

Kami said...

it I had 22 of the 6 pks, you'd hear on the news about a woman in Kansas dying of a sugar overdose.

Penny Lane said...

Kami and Sue,

You guys are obsessed. I just can't imagine eating 44 peanut butter cups.

I know, I'm weird, chocolate isn't my thing.

Kami said...

LOL PL I understand, my hubby and his mom are the same way, they aren't into chocolate. and I'm going to make sure these pumpkins last me a LONG time.

LJ said...

Lol!!! its 10pm here so I don't think anywhere would be open but next time I'm shopping I'll treat myself I promise!

I loooooooooooove chocolate and if Kami bought 22 packs they must be good!

:-)

Kami said...

I bought all they had because they were half priced and they only put them out once a year. But yeah they are good and I am a chocolate and peanut butter lover. ok going to put on my shoes, coat, hat and gloves and go for a walk around the neighborhood, I suddenly feel the need to burn off calories. LOL

DreamerKind said...

Light-hearted Fun for All:


Say It With Music

Music is a language lovers understand
Melody and romance wander hand in hand

Cupid never fails assisted by a band
So if you have something sweet to tell her

Say it with music
Beautiful music

Somehow they'd rather be kissed
To the strains of Chopin or Liszt

A melody mellow
Played on a cello

Helps mister Cupid along
So say it with a beautiful song

There's a tender message deep down in my heart
Something you should know, but how am I to start?

Sentimental speeches never could impart
Just exactly what I want to tell you


A Player Piano plays,
Listen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gZ3jTUS2Gc

Irving Berlin-The Music Box Review
1921

Thank you/karellison - youtube

DreamerKind said...

Here's my 2 cents about Reese's Peanut Butter cups/pumpkins:

Get them! Eat them! I did!

DreamerKind said...
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LJ said...

Kami I would have done the same thing....I love Cadbury Creme Eggs and they only sell them here at easter so I feel your pain!

Smitty said...

You guys are killing me with the candy and oreo discussions!
How is Roseland? I hope everyone is good and happy!

Hey Liza--I always feel like I need to say a special hello to you because you are on a different time zone. Hope you are well and about the candy--if I have to listen to how AWESOME Kinder eggs are one more time I will go nuts...that and Rowntree's fruit gums--lord you brits get passionate about candy. Well, I know two who do-lol.

Okay, I should go back to work but wanted to say hi.

Hi Rose--cute, very cute little shout out regarding oreos. :)

LJ said...

Smitty!!! *Great big hugs*

Ooh Kinder eggs are amazing, Fruit Gums are fat free and they are fruity so they are practically one of your five a day....ha!

Hope you had an awesome weekend my friend, love you, miss you, byeeee!

olivia said...

Gorgeous banner Rose.

( Must add.....wish I could wiggle my nose and make all cigs disappear. So bad for one's health.
OK....that was my PSA for the week.)

The argument about the meaning of traveling alone when one has work related business is just ludicrous. Those that must partake in the drama appear to have no experience in maintaining a mature, loving, trusting relationship where each half of the couple has commitments that must be fulfilled; thus creating individual work schedules that must be honored with flexibility and understanding by the other half.


Oh my, you all kept the fun going this morning and afternoon too! So hilarious! (The Dean & Lewis vid was LOL funny. Amazing the double entendres that went over our heads as young people.)

Love that they make a special dark chocolate version of Reeses PB Cups. Yummmm......love anything (almost) with real dark chocolate. Holiday favorite for me, marzipan dipped in dark chocolate. ( It was something my folks loved.)

Hugs to all
....and to Smitty, Gruff and Syd **waves**.

angelica1 said...

Liza - You can only get Cadburys Cream Eggs at Easter? Our local Tesco Extra sells them all year round!! I need to send you a supply :)

Sydney said...

You guys are influencing the universe. There are Reese's ads on my facebook page and a commercial for Reese's came on my Pandora station. And now I'm going to have to go get some. Or, ooohhhh, maybe a Reese's blizzard. Yeah.

Kami said...

Ok, I'm beginning to wonder how in the hell the mailman gets any mail delievered because as I was out walking I saw him at another house kissing another woman in front of God and everyone. I've always heard about women having flings with the mailman but never believed it until now. I just don't understand it, he's like
5'4'' 190 lbs and has nose hair hanging from his nose, he's so gross.

and that Random Rambling was brought to you by things that make you go...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.


Hi Smitty, hope you had a good weekend.

Hi Olivia.

DreamerKind said...

Olivia

I love marzipan, too, with or without chocolate. Was first introduced to it by my Norwegian FIL.

ITA, on the rest you said.

angelica1 said...

Kami - Is this yet another woman? Our postman looks like Fester Addams,if any of the local women are "going there", I'm moving!!

Kami said...

Angelica YES the 2nd today and trust me this guy would make Uncle Fester look like Brad Pitt. Hell he'd make Cousin IT looke like Brad Pitt. Yeah kinda grossed out here.

LJ said...

Ha ha Angelica no way!....maybe I just imagined that then.

Lol Kami how funny...he must have...ahem...hidden talents!

:-)

Smitty said...

Okay now wait a sec Liza--these Kinder eggs--they are like hard chocolate with toys inside right? Like why are you all so in love with them--LOL!

I hope you had a good weekend too--things are busy but happy. We need to play some MFK soon...I have been coming up with lots of new options.

Melinda said...

Gotta add to the oreo convo:

I like mine double stuffed and wet...


BYE!

Kami said...

Liza lol my mother-in-law said the same thing,and it's kinda like I told her, no amount of hidden talent is worth sleeping with the Crypt keeper..

DreamerKind said...

SuperRNGP

Looked at the MacHunter site, and just Wow! Fascinating stuff.

And that you have known your husband for so long, even more so...you both must have/had stars in your eyes, to find a love like that.

Thanks for sharing. Oh, and tell your husband the website is great!

angelica1 said...

Smitty _ I HATE Kinder eggs with a fiery passion - that toy is just a misuse of valuable chocolate space which is wrong on every level!!

LJ said...

Yeah Smitty they are awesome you always have to assemble the little toys yourself....love them! Annnnnd if you get a big Kinder Easter egg...whoaaaa the excitement! ha ha

Yep Smitty MFK soon for definite, Tracy has already instructed me I need to think of some options. I always seem to end up going back to the same one...lol (she can't talk anyway with her JRM!!! :-D love you Tracy!!)

*hugs hugs hugs*

Aeden27 said...

Lovely Rose,

How are you doing today? I hope you had a nice weekend..makes me wonder what you halloween costume was..LOL

people will always have something to say whether Rob and Kristen are seen together or alone...
The best thing to do is just ignore them and Keep spreading the
Rob & kristen love..

People who have been in relationships know you cant spend everday together..you need to have time for yourself

Once BD starts filming, it's all going to be Robert and Kristen_LOL

Have a wonderful day to all..

Syd said...

Hello All-

Smitty KinderEggs are a treasure and should be revered for the completeness...not just candy but a clever toy also? What is better than that??

Oh--and since we are talking about Oreos please share your recipe for Oreo pate with the Roseland group as it is delicious. LOL!

KNOCKERS!

Kami said...

Sorry guys I know this is probably an inside joke but I'm intrigued. Oreo pate? One of you please share.

angelica1 said...

Syd - You are such a bloke! Get a bar of Galaxy and a Lego set :)

angelica1 said...
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Smitty said...

Oh god--there are big KinderEggs too-lol! I'll have to scout those out some time and stack them away as treats. It must be the nostalgia factor.

I know--I'm compiling lists for MFK and --this is sad but who is JRM or whatever anyway--lol--Tracy will kill me for that but I don't remember--just that she is like obsessed (intoxicated--ha) with him.

What the hell was going on here last night?? LOL--you guys are so crazy. I went back and looked and its like 1000 ways to say--lol!

And um Syd--why are you signing your posts as KNOCKERS now?? WTF?? Someone needs to tell me what that is about because I missed it.

Smitty said...
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Kami said...

Smitty, JRM is Jonathan Rhys Meyers the guy who played King Henry VIII on the Tudors...he is beautiful..but DON'T tell Tracy I said that she is a little possessive

Rose said...

Bwa.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.

Cookies!
Not Knockers!

katy said...

So much talk about chocolate today..well if you want to make me happy just give me chocolate...you can bribe me with chocolate...ever heard of Leonidas chocolates...flove them.

Ohhh and those Kinder eggs...love them too

Smitty said...

Oreo pate isn't an inside joke--I'm trying not to do inside jokes here anymore and Syd has pledged also as I think its kinda rude and annoying. Sorry if that bothered anyone before.

Its actually this thing we make--I'll post it but it can only be made after at least midnight and everyone consuming has to be drunk or otherwise impaired in some way. :)

Let me see if I can find the last version as we made it up and its really good--but the measurement is kind of important.

Kami said...

and as for the 1000 different ways to say...well you know...we found that if we talked about them it seemed to make Troll Girl, who is destined to be our new best friend, uncomfortable so we said the words...A LOT

angelica1 said...

Kami - I keep confusing him with the guy who played Gimli in LOTR.I thought my best friend had lost her mind when she said he was gorgeous.lol

Tracy said...

Smitty!!

JRM.. hehe.. hottie.. Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Always my "F", regardless of what the options are.

Liza!! I'm still loving you. I'm thinking phone date this weekend :)

katy said...

Hi, Smitty...HUGS

Smitty said...

Thanks Kami!

Cookies and knockers?? Rose what is that about?? Anyone --someone explain.

Kami said...

Angelica, lol my husband saw me write the name once and said "Who is that?" and I said "Oh he plays King Henry VIII" and he said "Oh a fat old guy" I've never corrected him

Ok can't wait for the oreo pate recipe.

Tracy said...

And I saw that Kami.. I am NOT a little possessive.. hehehe

I'm a LOT possessive!! That man is gorgeous.

Rose said...

Smitty- Your Oreo pate... I have heard the recipe and it sounds delicious!

I have NO idea where Knockers came from...

LJ said...

Loving the sound of Oreo pate :-)

Yay! Tracy deffo phone date this weekend....and I promise I wont say 'ooh you sound so American!' so many times this time! ha ha ha

LOVE YOU!

Oh and I also love you Syd *blushes*

See I try and resist saying it but it just comes out.....I think I have some sort of disorder.....

Kami said...

Darn Tracy, I was hoping you wouldn't see that...please don't send me to the shed, I've never been and I'm so scared of it I have nightmares..unless...he's in there...THEN..uh I'll stay far far away cause he's your's

angelica1 said...

Smitty,Rose - Knockers was something to do with Syd and some girl dressed as a cheerleader earlier. Knockers = pom poms I think

Tracy said...

I'm reformed Kami! I haven't sent anyone to the shed in forever!! It's used only for good now, not evil!


Yes! Phone date with Liza! :) And it's okay.. you can call my accent Americano.. if I can keep calling yours schmexy.

shoegal2547 said...

Don't know how you stand the form Rose, but happy for your post...and a twirls and 3 snaps for the banner! ;-)

I can never get enough of that face. Just saw the outtakes of TV Week shoot and you've got lots more frustration ahead...frustration as to which one to display, they are absolutely gorgeous! Happy Robsten Day!

Kami said...

Angelica, LMAO my husband's best friend now thinks I'm crazy because I was talking to him on the phone and all of the sudden what you said hit me and I said out of the blue "Gimli from LOTR" and started laughing as I pictured his face. YOU must have thought your friend was nuts..so funny

olivia said...

Hi Kami, DK,
Slipped out after my post to have dinner. Back now for a short bit.

Kami said...

hey olivia welcome back...slipping out to talk to my husband be back later

Tracy said...

Hmm..

Gotta go. Need to yell at my hockey team. One of these days, they're gonna hear me through my tv. I mean.. I can see the whole arena.. you'd think they'd take my advice...

;)

Penny Lane said...

Hi all,

Whatcha all talking about?

Oreos and knockers and Kinder eggs?
Kinder eggs sound like fun.

LJ said...

Speak to you tomorrow Tracy :-)

I'm heading to bed now anyway....night all!

Liza ღ

Penny Lane said...

So everybody is gone now?

OK I'll just go away too.

olivia said...

Backtracking a bit....so is a Kinder Egg a hollow, edible chocolate egg with a wrapped toy inside that you must assemble? Sort of like the Cracker Jack toy that came in a small envelope inside the box? In Houston, there is a great little shop in Rice Village called British Isles and in the back of the store they have several aisles of food, candies, and of course tea. I'll have to look for one the next time I'm in Houston .

Night Liza.

DreamerKind said...

Kinder Eggs

We can't get them shipped to the U.S. anymore, thanks to our gov't.


"CBP Advises Kinder Chocolate Eggs Banned from Import into United States

(Wednesday, March 10, 2010)

Pembina, N.D. — With the Easter season upon us, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials in North Dakota want importers and the traveling public to know that Kinder Chocolate Eggs are banned from import into the United States. The prohibited Kinder Chocolate Eggs will be seized and destroyed upon entry into the country.


The eggs are prohibited because a toy surprise hidden inside poses a choking and aspiration hazard for children younger than three years of age. The Kinder eggs are hollow milk chocolate eggs about the size of a large hen’s egg, and are usually packaged in a colorful foil wrapper. The toy within the egg is contained in an oval-shaped plastic capsule that has small parts requiring assembly. Each egg contains a different toy.


The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission has determined that this product fails to meet small parts requirements for children less than three years of age. Additional information regarding unsafe toys and product recall announcements can be found at CPSC’s Web site. ( U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission ) CBP and CPSC work jointly to ensure the safety of imported goods by examining, sampling and testing products that may present substantial hazards."

Geez...

DreamerKind said...

Nestle's Rowntree fruit candies and more at this website:

http://www.rowntrees.co.uk/nestle/

olivia said...

Double geez... thanks DK. Totally understand and can picture one. : )

Syd said...

Oh ho--My new name is not Knockers but yes, I was told by someone that she dressed as a cheerleader and had incredible knockers.


Tracy--Meyers hmmmm...okay fine then.

Liza I am sorry I didn't get back soon enough--I don't think you have a disorder but I think I must to not get myself over there immediately and take advantage of what, I am sure, is a passing crush on your part.

Rose, you are amazingly sweet these days.

LJ said...

Erm.....no passing crush Syd I'm like a swan I love (or lust) for life! heh heh

Ok, really going now I'm typing with one finger while brushing my teeth....

Oh and Tracy the Americano...schmexy? ok I can live with that!

:-D

Tracy said...

I am at the grocery store with three hungry teenagers who are fixing to stay up all night playing video games and eating mass quantities of sugar. All girls, mind you..

I may need to hide.

And Syd... the JRM thing.. he'll do in a pinch... not
sure if his wooing is up to par..

Smitty said...

Rose--your banner is changing alot-lol!

What happened to the smoking one?

Okay--oreo pate--lol. Because of the earth's gravitational pull this really can only be made after midnight. First consume about 3 bottles of wine or your other favorite liquor.

Second, get two packages of double stuff oreos or more if you have a bunch of friends who are hungry.

Third, take all of the white stuff and scrape it off the cookies but save the cookies. Put the white stuff in a big bowl.

Fourth, add some cream cheese and a little vanilla. I know--there are no measurements--lol--um--enough that its kind of creamy but not like that much. Remember--everyone will be drunk--it doesn't have to be exact.

Fifth--mix is all together. I've also added melted white chocolate and that was really good.

Sixth--the cookies are like the crackers--you dip them in the white stuff pate and enjoy.

Sorry its not more exact--its really good though.

olivia said...

Ok, just a little bit of insanity. I googled Cadbury to look for the Fruit and Nut bars that I used to buy and came across these British TV "adverts". Love how very different they are than what we see here in the USA.
Goofy, silly, and very creative.

#1 Eyebrows:

http://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=TVblWq3tDw
Y&feature=related

#2 Gorilla:

http://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=TnzFRV1LwIo

#3 Zingalo Feat - ( filmed in Ghana ) a bit long but I wonder if Katy Perry watched this when she was in England. Small but interesting similarity to her newest video:

http://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=hGKj9E1M6K4
&feature=channel

Tracy said...

Liza! :)

Love you.. and the schmexy accent!

I keep stopping in the middle of the aisle to type.. it's irritating people.. hehehe

Kami said...

Smitty thank you for the recipe idea, it sounds good. When I saw Pate well I was thinking pate and oreos, and well... I'm glad I was wrong.

Smitty said...

Ewwwww Kami--yea that would be gross. No its just a stupid thing we did once and it stuck.

Talk to you all later!

LJ said...

Ok so I'm still here!!

Smitty that Oreo pate sounds awesome and I have a night out coming up where that is going to be perfect....

Olivia the Cadbury eyebrows one is so good, it had its own page on facebook at one point!

TRACY LOVE YOU!

Really going now (he he he he)

Kami said...

Later Smitty, lol now you know why I was interested.

Penny Lane said...

Hi Kami, Olivia, Tracy,

I think Smitty left again.

Kami,

Did you walk off that chocolate?

Kami said...

PL you know when you're a kid and you eat too much chocolate? Well that's me...I'm feeling soooo sick.

olivia said...

This recipe is so deliciously decadent. Smitty, love the idea of cream cheese mixed in.

New banner pic in the gray hoodie......vote yes!

Penny Lane said...

Kami,

That's just a normal day after Halloween feeling.

My hubby is scrounging around for candy right now and its all gone.

olivia said...

Hugs to all. I have lots of work tonight. Have fun. May peek in towards bedtime.

Penny Lane said...

Oh, I forgot, I asked him how long it took him to do the blow job on the sprinklers and he about died laughing.

angelica1 said...

Kami,PL - I do that all the time, stuff my face with chocolate and then feel sick for hours.Doesn't stop me doing it again though!

Kami said...

Hugs Olivia, I'll be here lurking for a bit while talking to my husband.

Kami said...

OMG PL I am NEVER taking a drink before reading a comment again...lol

My husband asked me how today went and I said "Well the sprinkler guys came and it took them forever to blow me." he bout died

Penny Lane said...

Whenever I eat a lot of candy, then I need potato chips to even it out, then its more candy. Its a vicious cycle.

30 said...
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30 said...

Smitty, I am so trying that recipe like really really soon! The middle of an Oreo is heaven! The "white stuff" is ALWAYS the best part. :) :)

My mouth is watering just reading that recipe. LOL

Actually sounds like a good one when you have the "munchies" LOL I am probably the only one who knows what that means.;) but yeah.. I am trying that very soon! Thanks for posting!

Kami said...

30 LOL hardly the only one

Penny Lane said...

30,

Doesn't everyone know what munchies are? I usually crave salt when that happens.

angelica1 said...

I tend to crave salt when |I have the munchies too!

30 said...

Good Kami, cause I would feel really really old if the younger ones call it something else now. LOL

We use to put a ton Doritos on a creme cheesed bagel. Smooch it like a sandwich, OMG that's a good munchie food right there. :)

Penny Lane said...

30,

That sounds weird, but it probably is really good.

30 said...

PL oh yes, its yummy but ya have to be in the "mood" if ya get my drift. LOL

Kami said...

I'm so lame I've never been in that kind of "Mood" but it sounds good, so does salt right about now...potato chips, olives,

Kami said...

oooo chips and salsa...gotta have them be back later

Penny Lane said...

Kami,

I'm right there with you because I haven't been in that "mood" either.

Going to get potato chips. Be back in a few.

DreamerKind said...

30

Hi, Hon!

Even I get what you mean and for me, I also get the munchies after a few delicious gin or vodka tonics, late at night.

Right now I am enjoying some Snyder's of Hanover pretzels that are almost organic and good for you.

Planning to make a pot roast tonight, in a pressure cooker, so it won't take that long.

I'll have pot roast later and on sandwiches for a few days, if I don't freeze it.

Well, look what you have done, I'm talking food, since I already ate cupcakes (thanks, daughter) and a couple of mini choco bars from the untricked, untreated pile.

DreamerKind said...

Anyone have an interesting pot roast recipe to share?

Would like to try something with spices or flavorings I've never used before.

Hey, is there a Southern style of pot roast?

Kay said...

Just peeking in quick while I am painting the bathroom and other multi-tasking and you've made me hungry for green olives....yummy. I'm going to go find some! BBL

*I*Believe* said...

Hi Everyone! Happy Day-After-Halloween...the kids at school were comatose due to sugar overload.

Kami said...

DK, on my pot roast, I use salt, pepper, garlic salt and onion powder, then cook it with a 1/2 cup of beef broth, onions and potatoes...pretty universal I think.

Kami said...

hi I*B*

Smitty said...

I'm still here--procrastinating of course. Pretty sure everyone knows what the munchies are and yea that bagel with doritos thing--yum. You guys seriously have to stop talking about all this good food!!!

I still don't get Syd and the knockers. There is more there we just need to drag it out of him.

*I*Believe* said...

Pot roast sounds yummy....did anyone ever have chocolate fudge on potato chips???? They are awesome!

Kami said...

Ok breaking out the big guns, all this food talk...I made Chicken Enchiladas last night...got to have a plate

*I*Believe* said...

Oo,oo, pretzels dipped in vanilla frosting are yummy too!

30 said...

HI DK! :)

I posted the right pic I wanted you to see of my daughter in her Alice costume on your fb page. I thought maybe you were under the impression she was the zombie one last night for trick or treat, she had like 3 costumes this year, she looked so pretty as Alice though :)

Kami said...

Ok on some of this food I'm wondering if we've got the munchies or if we're pregnant. LOL

how bout this one for weird...Little Debbie swiss rolls and picante sauce

Smitty said...

Okay the salty sweet thing--try these--(and look a REAL recipe)

Ingredients:Yield:
36
brownies
8 ounces semi-sweet chocolate chips
4 ounces unsweetened baking chocolate, coarsely chopped
1/2 cup unsalted butter
60 saltine crackers, finely crushed
14 ounces fat-free sweetened condensed milk
3 cups bite-size pretzels
Change Measurements: US | Metric
Directions:Prep Time: 10 minsTotal Time: 1 3/4 hrs
1You'll need a 9 inches square baking pan lined with nonstick foil to extend about 2 inches above opposite ends of pan.
2Melt both chocolates and the butter in a large bowl in microwave or in a heavy saucepan over medium-low heat, stirring often, until blended and smooth.
3Remove from heat; stir in cracker crumbs(you should have about 2 cups) and milk until blended.
4Fold in 2 cups of pretzels.
5Spread evenly in prepared pan. Lay remaining pretzels on top leaving space between.
6Cover and refrigerate at least 1.5 hours or until firm.
7Lift foil by end onto cutting board. Cut into 6 strips then cut each strip into 6 squares.

Kami said...

oh god yall are going to kill me

Super RN Gas Passer said...

KAMI...lol about the mailman...there must be some desperate housewives on your street...not u of course!

DK...i will tell hubby. he will be pleased.thx.

SMITTY...damn.are u sure you have to drink 2 bottles of wine before u eat the oreo stuff? 2 glasses of wine and i will be sound asleep!

Kami said...

SOMEONE NEEDS A HUG...COME TO MAMA TROLL GIRL...XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

Penny Lane said...

DK,

My pot roast has salt, pepper, garlic, rosemary browned on it, then sliver onions, and some non-diet cola, and beef broth with a little tomato paste or ketchup stirred in, pour over top to cover at least half of it. Cover in foil and bake 3hrs at 325.

Smitty said...

Kami--lol--what troll??
I don't even see a deleted comment?

Either Rose is really fast or you guys are way losing me. I haven't been here in a bit so maybe i'm missing it. Between this and the knockers I feel out of it.

Kami said...

Smitty that sounds like a good recipe.

PL I'm beginning to wonder about the women in this neighborhood

angelica1 said...

If we don't stop talking about food I'm going to get dressed and go to KFC.lol

Kami said...

Smitty, Rose is that damn good, no worries, someone just needs some lovin....or a nap.

Penny Lane said...

Kami,

Did I miss troll girl?

And BTW I can't get pregnant so that's not the reason for the munchies. I've been surgically altered.

Kami said...

PL yep..you missed her.

30 said...

Oh Smitty, that one is a def keeper also. I feel like I gained 10 pounds just reading it. LOL

Penny Lane said...

Damn, Rose is fast.

*I*Believe* said...

Smitty...I missed it too.

30 said...

Rose or Leo, One of them is on there game tonight!!! I totally missed the smelly one to :)

Penny Lane said...

Smitty,

That recipe is low cal. You use fat free sweetened cond. milk. That makes it almost a free food.

Kami said...

Come on everyone let's talk about HUGE, THROBBING, PULSATING, TURGID, SWOLLEN MANROOTS while sending love, flowers, hearts,rainbows and kisses to our new bestest friend...T G

Penny Lane said...

Kami,

It was all our love and hugs that blinded her and sent troll girl packing.

Penny Lane said...

Don't forget enormous, they are always enormous.

Melinda said...

wOOt! I'm digging the oreo pate (glad it isn't like liver pate-I would so pass if that were the case)!

Nothing like double stuffed oreos...


Smitty-missed saying hey earlier-didn't see you slip in so on that note "Hey"-hope your weekend was relaxing...


I will sometimes put peanuts in my coke and drink it. It's really good.

Kami said...

let's join hands, and in some cases, ugly claws and sing "What the world needs now is love sweet love."

*I*Believe* said...

LOL!

30 said...

PL how much Cola in your pot roast? I am jotting these recipes down right now. lol

Kami said...

Melinda, peanuts in a coke,Classic southern thing..love them

Penny Lane said...

Mel,

I saw that fly by you did earlier with the innuendo double stuffed and wet. Don't think I missed that.

*I*Believe* said...

OK everybody~Coke or Pepsi??

I'm a Coke girl

Melinda said...

Smitty-

We have decided that troll girl just needs someone to love her. So we are going to love her to death....

Someone is on their game tonight b/c that was really fast.

*I*Believe* said...

P.S. I mean the soda!

Penny Lane said...

30,

About half a can for a 2-3 lb roast. Use consomme (sp) for the broth. Before browning the meat, cut slits in it and stuff the garlic in the slits. I usually buy chopped garlic that's in oil in a jar - easier.

Kami said...

I*b* coke...and being from Texas everything...is coke, you could be drinking a sprite and it's still a coke

angelica1 said...

Melinda, perhaps we could love her to death with double stuffed,wet oreos? A sweet treat may be all she needs :D

Kami said...

You're right Angelica, she just needs some sugar...

Elaine said...

OMG! What is it today-let's eat all we can day? I love it.
I think I'm bouncing with my hobos with all the candy we've consumed.

Rose-love the post guess my marriage is always on the rocks cause my husband travels so much. Well, I guess the make up sex is what keeps our marriage going :)

Hi Kami, Penny, Tracy, Smitty and everyone else!

E.

angelica1 said...

*I*Believe - Coke, always!

Kami said...

Although she might need a Great BIG HOT, PULSING, THROBBING, HARD, LOVE ARROW.

Melinda said...

PL-

Well....it's the only way I eat them. Moist and delish...ha,ha!

Although Smitty's recipe might convince me otherwise.


I am a coke kind of gal.... Pepsi is too sweet..

Kami said...

Hi Elaine how are you?

Penny Lane said...

30,

I forgot carrots go in with the liquid and you can cook potatoes in the liquid too just cut them in quarters or smaller. Serve the strained sauce as au jus. You get a lot of liquid. I usually cover the roast more than halfway.

*I*Believe* said...

@Kami,
I'm glad to hear that your
blow job went well:)

Kami said...

LOL yes the bj went well

Elaine said...

Kami-

Pretty good. How are you? See that your husband's home, you must be happy! :)

E.

*I*Believe* said...

Was it hard...for them to do, I mean?

angelica1 said...

Kami - You think she needs a huge,throbbing member slipped into her tight,wet heat?

Penny Lane said...

Elaine,

You never visit anymore. I know you could have added to last night's discussion.

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