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Thursday, November 4, 2010

Rob and Kristen- Tell Me Something Good


What is there to talk about today?
Hmmm...
Not so much.

Let's see...
1) Robert and Kristen are supposed to be headed to Rio soon.
I've heard this weekend.
Woo.Fucking.Hoo.

Actually... I think it's all kinds of cool that they are going
to be working on the honeymoon scenes.
Robert and Kristen should have those moves down pat by now...
Kinda like second nature
if you know what I mean....
and I think that you do.


But...
Of course...
There is the requisite drama that must follow Rob and Kristen
wherever they may go.


2) Some people are hoping Stephanie Meyers is on set
so she can squash any thing of a sexual nature!
Yes! That's right!
They want SM to make sure there isn't any 
unnecessary Hanky Panky going on!!

Really.
I am not making this up.



Can you imagine being so focused on Robert and Kristen
having a honeymoon scene in Breaking Dawn...
Being so distraught at the fact that they will HAVE a honeymoon scene
That you want someone to come in and monitor it?
To make sure it stays "True to the Book"
Yeah. Right.
OK.
If you say so.
(bwa.ha.ha.ha)


3) Oh and Taylor Lautner may or may not be going along.
Personally...
I'm not sure where he fits into this part of the movie
Pretty sure he didn't come along for the honeymoon...
BUT
Who knows what other scenes they may or may not film.
When all is said and done...
Does it really matter?
Really??
No.



4) Reports of "TENSION" on the set.
This just in...
Robert and Kristen are not getting along folks.

Robert has had enough!
ENOUGH OF THE CHARADE!
Kristen wants things done HER way or NO way!
It's the beginning of the end.

Well... see.
If Robert and Kristen AREN'T photographed together...
then its the end of the fucking world.
They can't stand each other.
They only put up with the other because of the movie.
BUT
If Robert and Kristen ARE photographed together...
Then its the end of the fucking world, too...
But then it's all about PR PR PR!
That's the only reason they are together!!!

You see what I'm getting at?
Whatever happens...
It is twisted and distorted to suit their agenda.

Rob and Kristen kissing?
Fake.
Rob and Kristen holding hands?
Fake.
But Robert hating Kristen...
Kristen and Robert fighting.
THAT they believe.

Robert is 'distancing' himself from Kristen.
Except when he's kissing her or nuzzling her...
or spending all his time with her.
Because there hasn't been any pictures since they were in L.A. together
What's that been... like 3 weeks?

Surely you remember this?


October 10th.
Yeah.
I know.
It's a fucking lifetime ago, isn't it?
It seems like ages since Kristen has had her hand on Rob's thigh.
And years since Robert's hand was around her wrist.
Yeah.
I can see why some people lose their minds...
It's been sooooo long.

GFG



I was going to end with a very different picture today...
But someone asked me to change it.
So I did.
I'm sweet and adorable that way.

And yeah...
OK.

We all know who Bobby Long is... Right?
Talented.
Good Looking.
Singer/Songwriter
British.
And happens to be pretty good friends with Robert.
That's all kinds of nice, isn't it?

He's on tour.
You should go see him.
He's pretty to look at...
He's pretty to listen to.
Win/Fucking/Win

http://www.myspace.com/musicbobbylong
 
Go to his myspace.
Listen.
Look.
Love.


This post is brought to you by the letters *G* and *D*

G for GOOD fucking GRIEF
I like it.

D for fucking bullshit DRAMA
Sometimes even if you try to avoid drama...
You still get some stuck to the bottom of your shoe.
Try to get it off as soon as possible...
Otherwise it stinks up the whole place.

Bye for now
♥♥♥

578 comments:

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May said...

Oh Sweet Jesus.*fp* Are nonnies STILL peddling their BS? OMGLMFAO

SueBee said...

If SM is on set to see the honeymoon scene stays with the book--if they have sex-won't that be staying with the book?


Just saying. :o)

Penny Lane said...

Airport pictures are so cute. But, you know, they really are both hanging on to his hat, because, you know, hats are sooooo heavy that it takes two people to carry one.


Sue,

Your analogy was superlative! We'll have to get you a bigger crown, Prom Queen.

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Rose said...

Good point, SueBee! But some people are hoping the movie will 'fade to black' like the book did...
They can't stand the fact of Rob and Kristen on a 'honeymoon'...
:))

SueBee said...

Now why the hell would anyone want to fade to black?????

angelica1 said...

These people worry me.They do realise that sex actually happened? They realise that's how you get babies. Right??

angelica1 said...

Yeah Rose, It's Rob and Kristen's daily honeymoon that bothers them ;)

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Sydney said...

Well they're gonna have to get the fuck over it. Because for the next 6 months Rob and Kristen are going to be getting married. Going on their honeymoon to a private island, making love, having sex, begging, f-ing,. They are going to get pregnant and watch Bella's baby bump grow. They are going to have a baby together. Then they're going to have more, nonstop sex. Then they're going to decide that no matter what, they cannot live without the other. And then they're going to live happily ever after.

So fantastic. I wonder what all that will do for their real relationship!!

SueBee said...

Rose? We're having a problem with our S's. One keeps sticking.

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angelica1 said...

SueBee - I noticed that problem too

Rose said...

Thought so. You can tell right away.

Sydney said...

'Smitty' - you wish.

*I*Believe* said...

Not again:(

Rose said...

Hmmmmm.... fascinating.

Rose said...

Right now... they aren't really saying anything but an opinion.
They are being watched. Closely.

Penny Lane said...

Smitty,

Why do you want fade to black? It wouldn't be very realistic.

SueBee said...

PL

History is repeating itself

Kay said...

I love the airport pictures Rose.

Hi everybody - happy Thursday night :)

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*I*Believe* said...

I agree with Kay...I love the pictures too...they look so happy!

Rose said...

Hmmm. Hmmmm. Hmmmm.

Kay said...

I*Believe - at least until they noticed the paps.

Penny Lane said...

Sue,

I know that. I figured why not give them a rope and all.

Geo said...

I have always loved the airports pics too. Hard to believe some people are still so delusional.

Smitty said...
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Sydney said...

Yes, and they look happy why? Could it be? Is it because THEY ARE??? I never get over how funny it is that a token few black souls think they can change that by stalking blogs and posting nonsense. They do realise that what they say is fantasy right?

SueBee said...

PL

Not worth it. It's getting taken care of already.

Rose said...

Look... if you want to have an opinion thats fine... but can you at least leave Smitty out of it.
I kinda liked Malice. It suited you.

olivia said...

Thank you Rose,
Roseland is the sane spot to come to.
In the Airport pics, Rob and Kristen appear to be so comfortable, natural, happy and carefree. That is why I like those pics so much.

SueBee, the analogy was very well done.

Tracy, the last couple of avi pics have been hilarious.

( I also say Hmmm and so off.)

*I*Believe* said...

Now we're playing the name game:

Fo, fo, fana....I believe we need a song from DK

Smitty said...
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SueBee said...

Isn't this cute?----->

I like the little dog best.

Birdie said...

Great post,Rose and love those airport pictures! They just look soooo sweet together!

Kami said...

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Smitty said...

Well well well--this is SO fucking amazing. Did you ever think you were alone and then realize you had a clone?

Nikki said...

I apologize for being so irrelevant that I have to talk about Kristen and Robert all the time for people to even notice me.

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MLH414 said...

Rose~

Ugh! What a rainy, cold, blah day it is where I live! My 6yo little dude has been sick all day... :(

Love the post...love the pics...even my hubby knew when he saw them, that they were together!!

People and their fucking bullshit drama...they are idiots!!

Hmm...as you know, I'm usually not on here when, umm, a certain person posts...so all I've gotta say is "karma" and I hope that everyone (norm and sane) has a great Thursday night!! :)

~Lynn

SueBee said...

Kind of like my avi--->

Leigh said...

Hi Ladies :)

How are all the sane peeps?

And BTW...I vote SueBee Prom Queen!!

30 said...

Of course I decided against better judgment to stop in and its the same old crap. Its sad, Rose is such a good writer she says how us sane pl feel about R and K. I can relate to her. I have enjoyed this blog immensely and 90% of the pl here are awesome, but IMO and this is just MY opinion. (I mean this with no harm to Rose or any of the sane ones) but Roses blog is turning into "Teds board", stealing of monikers, harassment, BS lies. Same old shit posted over and over. Its not safe any where any more I guess.

Smitty said...

Rose--how's it going??

Let's see--how can I clear this up. I heard you might want to check out a basketball game next weekend?? And that no minors are allowed to drink.

SueBee said...

Thanks Leigh!

Smitty said...

30-

I know and I'm sorry. I really am.

30 said...

My beautiful Smitty, Its not your fault love,Please don't ever think that.

Louisa said...

Good morning Rose....I too love those airport photos. They both look at ease and comfortable in holding one anothers hand.....and don't their smile say it all.....
@ Suebee your analogy was insightful...and I hope understood correctly.....
Have a good day Rose & Roselanders.....I have a few things on today so CYA LATER

Leigh said...

Smitty,

It's not your fault. Really.

If it wasn't this it would be something else. Some people are just missing basic human decency. Sad but true. You see them every day in life. You just have to be the best person you can and ignore them. Because you can't let them change the person you are.

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Leigh said...

So, yesterday at work I was walking between out buildings and I almost stepped on a SNAKE!!

I screamed SO loud that the people at the business next door came to check and make sure I was ok.

I about had a heart attack! LOL

katy said...

HI, Rose

Love those airport pictures they look happy.

I completly avoide the drama...this people are idiots and mental...and all their inane drivel is not going to change a thing, it has absolutely no affect on Robert and Kristen lifes.

Much Love Rose

jentoo said...

Hey Everyone!

Rose, Love this post!:)

My very thin eyebrows and I just wanted to chime in really quick and say...This place is NOT nearly as bad as the AT...no way, no how! I still peek over there from time to time when I'm really bored, and those peeps are insane! This place is like a nice little community and I hate to see it compared to that place....No offense meant toward anyone. :)

SueBee said...

Totally random--but did that pumpkin biscuit recipe ever get posted?

olivia said...
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Kay said...

Not yet SueBee - watching for it myself.

Smitty said...

Jentoo--I saw the eyebrow thing and I've been there done that! They grow back quick at least.

Nikki said...

Nobody cares about me unless I mention Kristen or Rob.

Hope said...

Sydney...yeah...that wraps up everything I want to see happen too. Fu*king...more fuc*ing, and begging...non-stop.

Sue...perfect analogy for what has been going on here...just perfect.

Hi Kami...enjoyed our chat more than you know.

Just wondering all...they replaced Victoria without blinking an eye...just saying.

Nikki said...

LOOK AT ME!!!! NOTICE ME!!!
I'm so jealous of Kristen.
Everyone wants her and nobody wants me.
I demand attention!!!

jentoo said...

Yes, I'd like to see the pumpkin biscuit recipe too!

Also, in keeping with the season, I have an extremely important scientific question...

Stuffing or dressing? Cornbread or rice? Just curious what everyone does for Thanksgiving...lol!

*I*Believe* said...

SB~I'll get on the biscuit recipe!

Leigh~We might need to pass around that jug of moonshine!

SueBee said...

Jentoo

Stuffing with sausage

angelica1 said...

Oh yes, the pumpkin biscuits.I was going to try them this weekend - along with the other 40 or so recipes I've acquired :)

SueBee said...

Thanks, IBelieve. I have pumpkin and it sounded yummy!

Rose said...

Hilarious.

Leigh said...

I*believe--LOL...maybe that would make this half way funny...

Jentoo--cornbread dressing :)

jentoo said...
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Birdie said...

I was going to print this yesterday when recipes were being posted. This is a great comfort food and I feel the need for some comfort.
Four Cheese Pasta
1 lb. hamburger browned and drained
1 or 2 15 oz can Italian diced tomatoes
1/2 cup grated Swiss cheesw
1/2 cup grated cheddar cheese
1/2 cup parmesan cheese
1 3 oz. package cream cheese
1 cup chopped green onion
1 tsp dried basil
6 oz cooked penne pasta

After cooking hamburger in large skillet,add tomatoes and simmer to thicken. Add cream cheese and onion. When cream cheese is melted, add cooked pasta. Then throw in all the other cheeses. Stir and enjoy.
I lost the recipe, but make it from memory. I can never remember how many cans of tomatoes, but doesn't make much difference.Hope you like it!

Nikki said...

Nobody likes me.
Everybody hates me.
I think I'll go eat some worms.

Sydney said...

Do you mean pumpkin biscuits British or American? Meaning, cookies or bisuits.

SueBee said...

Oh, I have a recipe for soft pumpkin drop cookies that is awesome!

Kami said...

Dressing, Cornbread


Leigh how are you?

angelica1 said...

Birdie, I will be trying that this weekend too :)

Nikki said...

Where did all the Smittys go? We should all come on as Smitty!

jentoo said...

Suebee....Do you actually put the stuffing in before cooking the turkey? We've never had stuffing & I've always wondered that. Don't laugh at my igorance...lol!

Leigh said...

Kami,

I'm good. Thanks :) Life goes on...

I went and bought new shoes today. That always seems to lift my mood for a bit :) LOL

Kami said...

Nothing like new shoes to brighten a girl's day

Leigh said...

I once watched someone stuff a turkey and I couldn't eat it after it was done...

I probably could if I didn't have to watch them actually stuff it :)

Sydney said...

My job at Thanksgiving is to make the appetizers. Which is actually the most annoying because they seem to be the most time consuming. I have various delicious standby's but does anyone have any good Thanksgiving-y appetizer recipes they'd recommend?

jentoo said...

Suebee...forgot to say that I absolutely loved your analogy on the other post! Hilarious!...and I'm pretty sure the prom queen gets a really big tiara....just sayin.

Tracy said...

Hey! Awesome post.. as always. And SM is aware that people have sex, right? How else does she explain her own kids?

Hi everybody!! :)

SueBee said...

Jentoo

I put the stuffing in the bird.
Believe it or not but I use Stovetop Brand, but I use chicken broth instead of water.

As a side I make a version with sausage.

Leigh said...

Sydney,

I go to Sam's and buy the pre-made ones. I know that's cheating but I don't usually have time for anything else...

They have all kinds of stuff from pigs in a blanket to mini quiche.

SueBee said...

Thanks, Jentoo. It just seemed like the only way I could describe it! :o)

Tracy said...

Ooooh.. dressing/stuffing.. I always make an oyster stuffing. It was my grandmother's recipe. :)

SueBee said...

My mom used to make oyster stuffing. Yum!

jentoo said...

Ha! I was just going to say that I go to Sam's and get frozen appetizers. The little quiches are my faves. They also have regular eggrolls and southwest eggrolls that are really good.

manjen said...

*Waves*

Hello Everyone!!

Oh and it's Cornbread Dressing for me!!

jentoo said...

I'm not sure I'm ready to try stuffing the bird yet...lol! But adding sausage to the dressing/stuffing sounds really good!

Leigh said...

Haha! I have to be careful when I go in there...I ALWAYS end up spending way too much money. And then I come home with the most random stuff :) My Hubby says he's going to let my membership expire. Um, yeah I don't think so...

Penny Lane said...

Do you know trying to catch up here is mind boggling?

Do any of you brine your turkey the night before? It makes it really moist.

Leigh said...

Hi Tracy & Manjen :)

Susan said...

Hi Roseland!

Hope everyone is doing well. It's almost Friday . . . and then the weekend.

Keep the faith. The idiots will leave eventually. Roseland is made up of strong, caring, normal, women who won't be defeated! Besides, we have Rose as our wonderful and talented blogmaster. It's just another rough spot to work around .... which we will, we always do ....


Goldensmom

Hi Louise! {{{{WAVING}}} I missed you again. Glad to see you back posting again!!!

*I*Believe* said...

OK everyone...here's the recipe for Pumpkin Biscuits...as in not cookies but biscuits. They are delicious and I am including the "healty options."

Pumpkin Biscuits

1 cup pumpkin puree-fresh or canned
1/4 brown sugar-may use honey or maple syrup, if you wish
3 tbsp. softened margarine-may use soy margarine or butter
2 cups flour-whichever you like white, whole wheat, corn, oat or combination
1 tbsp. baking powder
1/2 tsp. cinnamon
1/4 tsp. nutmeg
Preheat oven to 425 degrees
Makes about 20 small biscuits

1. Mix all of the wet and dry ingredients separately and then combine.
2. Pat out dough on floured surface. Flour the top of the dough and pat to 3/4 inch. You may also roll the dough out.
3.Cut with biscuit cutter or the edge of a cup into 2 inch circles.
4. Bake on cookie sheet 10-12 minutes or until the bottom is golden brown.
5. ENJOY!

manjen said...

Hey Leigh!

How are you?

Leigh said...

Penny,

I've never done that but when I bake it put an onion, apple, and stalk of celery in mine. Don't ask why. My Grandmother does it, my Mom does it, so I do it...

olivia said...

Stuffing is so good. Discovered the cornbread kind down here in TX.
Still am more used to the northern version.
My mom's was so delicious. She would make it as a side, in a pyrex loaf pan. Bread based, sweet italian sausage, chicken broth, diced apples, lots of sweet onion, the usual seasonings and pecans.
Have fun, hugs to all.
May try to peek in later.

Leigh said...

Manjen,

I'm good thanks! Ready for the GA-AU game :)

Penny Lane said...

Leigh,

I put onion, celery and orange in it. I follow Emeril's brining recipe. Its kind of cumbersome but the flavor is really better.

How are things going for you? Everything ok?

Geo said...

Hi everyone,

Jentoo - cornbread dressing for me.
Leigh - sam's has mini crabcakes that are really good too.

LJ said...

Hello!!!! to all my friends.

Hope your all having a wonderful day.

Liza ღ

Kami said...

Tracy, Liza, Manjen. Jentoo

WAVE

SueBee said...

Manjen! There you are. I was wondering where you were hiding!

Tracy said...

Hi Leigh :)

Every time I go to like Sam's or Costco.. they're always asking me at the checkout if I've found everything I needed.. and I laugh at them. I always find MORE than I need.

Hi Manjen! :)

Leigh said...

Geo,

They also have cheesecake bites. They are so YUMMY! They come in several varieties. I've tried the crab cakes before. They are way better than the ones I make so I always buy those when we have a Gumbo party. Not to mention they are SO much easier :)

Marjorie1211 said...

Sydney. I don't usually post recipes because I mainly fix pies. But, a favorite at every party is Tangy Meatballs- real easy. It sounds wierd but tastes great.
1 can (small ) tomatoe sauce
1 small can frozen concentrated lemonaid.
1 package Lipton Onion Soup. Mix pour over cooked meatballs. Simmer in crockpot or bake at 350 for 30 minutes. No one can ever figure out what thr sauce is!

olivia said...

Thanks* I*Believe*,
Just saw the recipe as I posted and was about to log off. Looks wonderful. Will add to my "must make list".

Leigh said...

Penny,

So I guess it's not that strange...

I'm good thanks :) Just been really busy and it's looking like that's not going to change any time soon!

Tracy said...

Liza!!! My love! I wondered where you were at, and TA-DA!! There you are!! I'm so loving you, my schmexy British girl :)


Hi Kami!! :)
How are ya chicka?

Hi Geo, PL, Olivia, Jentoo, and I*B!!

Kami said...

Tracy....I'm being very very quiet and copying down recipes as they come up.

*I*Believe* said...

Hi Tracy!

I wish I could stuff a turkey but my dad won't let anyone do it...he is our designated holiday cook!

Geo said...

Leigh,

The mini cheesecakes are sooo yummy. I always love to go there to see what new stuff they may have for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Usually end up spending a fortune! lol Now I am ready for Thanksgiving!

manjen said...

Leigh
I am ready..I am SOOO proud of our team..WDE!!!

Hey Liza & Kami & Tracy & SueBee!!
*hugs to all*

*I*Believe* said...

Does anyone remember who or what day the strawberry/pretzel thingy was posted?

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Super RN Gas Passer said...

ROSE...I was really kinda disappointed in the BD book Isle Esme chapter...SM dropped the ball if u ask me...it was like they go into deep water then BAM...its morning...i mean cum on...i dont want to see the "act" itself but we gotta have more than what the book offered up on that PARTICULAR PART.

SUE BEE..you had a great analogy that i read earlier this afternoon. I so enjoy you..thanks. sometimes its good to throw in an analogy and look at something in a different way...just wanted to give you a high five on that one.

DREAMER...May i request Flightless Bird, American Mouth by Iron and Wine from the Twilight movie???

Kami said...

Adios Amigos.

Geo said...

Hi Tracy! Wanted to tell you I have loved your avi that last couple of days. Hilarious! Especially the blowjob one in honor of the sprinkler system. How on earth do you find these?

*I*Believe* said...

Have a great evening Kami!

Hi Super RN!

Leigh said...

Well Ladies...that's all for me tonight.

Stuff to do. I hope everyone has a great night!

Susan said...

SueBee,

Loved your analogy. You're right on the money. You have a way with words. Thanks for caring so much!


Goldensmom

SueBee said...

I'm going to watch what I eat until Thanksgiving. I saw this pic of a woman with super beefy arms and it scared me to death. She was even supposed to be working out so let's hope it helps.

Tracy said...

Geo -

Sometimes friends send them to me.. sometimes I come across them while I'm online. :)

katy said...

Rose,

Checking on Bobby Myspace and listing to his music,...LOVING IT.

*I*Believe* said...

Leigh,
Please leave the jug for us tonight, we might need it.

Have a good one!

Kami said...

SueBee this is totally random but I FLOVE YOU!!

SueBee said...

Kami

I flove you too, sweetie!

Penny Lane said...

Suebee,

You're a little devil aren't you?

This place is like a suzy homemaker blog tonight.

LJ said...

Hi Manjen, SueBee & Kami and everyone else!

Tracy...ta da!! here I am lol....loving you too lots and lots.

*hugggggggs* to everyone.

manjen said...

SueBee
I may have seen the same pic..did she have beefy arms and a big fat ass?

jentoo said...

I've actually found myself coming home from Sam's with so much stuff it won't fit in my freezer and I have to take some to my mom's. You'd think I'd learn after it happened more than once...lol

Seems like cornbread dressing seems to be the most popular, but I'm still thinking about adding a little sausage to mine this year. Don't know if I'm ready for the oysters yet...

jentoo said...

Kami...if you stay I'll make you some smurf balls;)

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SueBee said...

PL

Devil? Me? Hmmmmm....

I'm just enjoying the new recipes.

Penny Lane said...

manjen,

I have that picture too. The poor thing, her arms were so large and its hard to lose weight there.

*I*Believe* said...

LOL Suzy Homemaker~Does anyone remember the green plastic appliances they used to make for kids named "Suzy Homemaker"? I always put them on my Christmas list but Santa never sprung for them.

Penny Lane said...

jentoo,

Kami is visiting her hubby so she probably won't be joining us much.

angelica1 said...

Penny,Manjen - It's a sad fact of life that you can't do much to change a naturally heavy,masculine build :(

jentoo said...

Penny....got it:)

manjen said...

angelica

It is indeed sad!!

SueBee said...

All, I'm saying is that I might print it out and stick it on the fridge as a reminder of what overindulging can do to a person!

Penny Lane said...

Angel,

And, you know, working out just seems to make the arm situation worse. In fact, some women have a little more testosterone than average so they bulk up a lot with weight training. Kind of look like linebackers.

Penny Lane said...

Suebee,

I was thinking about making it my avi to be a cautionary example for everyone.


On second thought, I don't want to be disgusted everytime I post something.

Aeden27 said...

Lovely Rose,

How are you today? I know it's kind of slow the last couple of days but no news is good news, right.!?I hope Rob & Kristen are getting much needed rest.

I thought stories wont come out until BD starts but they're here..
If i may quote May "Nonnies are still peddling their BS"..You've got that right..it's all a bunch of crap..It's a good thing things are well here in Roseland.

Thanks, dear Rose, for the wonderful blog.. I love this site and the people who come here are nice enough..Please keep this place full of Rob and Kristen Love

" Spread the Rob and Kristen Love"

Have a wonderful day to all..

jentoo said...

The pumpkin biscuits look yummy! I'm thinking that may be a good breakfast on Thanksgiving Day.

Gotta go do a little homework with my 4 yr old. BBL:)

deb said...

Rose all I got to say is people are going to say SHIT because THEY are so unhappy with the TRUTH and that is Robert and Kristen are together and they LOVE each other END OF STORY .FACE IT and go on with life Im happy for them. Like you said ALL BULLSHIT just another day of it HO well life gos on to bad so sad . DEB

SueBee said...

You have a point, PL!

Kami said...

This desert seems fitting


STUPID PIE

23 Ritz crackers
3/4 c. broken pecans
3 egg whites, stiffly beaten
3/4 c. sugar
1 tsp. vanilla

Mix together and put into 9" buttered glass pie plate. Bake at 350 degrees for 25 to 30 minutes. Top with whipped cream or Dream Whip

SueBee said...

Very apropos, Kami!

Kami said...

I've never tried it myself but my cousin just sent the recipe to me.

Kay said...

This is what I am making tonight :)


Craisin Oatmeal Cookies

½ C brown sugar
½ C white sugar
½ C shortening
1 egg
1 C flour
1 C oatmeal
½ tsp baking powder
½ tsp baking soda
¼ tsp salt
1 tsp vanilla
½ C craisins
Few drops warm water (about 1 tsp)

Mix all ingredients together and bake at 350 degrees for 10-12 minutes.

(When I make these I use ½ C regular flour and ½ C whole wheat flour. For the oatmeal I use ¾ C quick oats and ¼ C long cook oats.)

Penny Lane said...

Hi Kay,

I think we're doing a Taste of Home test kitchen here tonight or something.

One night its penis the next cookies.

SueBee said...

It's good to have range. LOL

Penny Lane said...

You have to cover all the food groups. I guess the meat is taken.

deb said...

"LOUISA" I didnt see ya there HOW ARE YOU glad to see ya back . DEB.

Kay said...

Penny - so many, many naughty things I could say.....trying to stay PG-13 since it isn't even 7 PM... ;)

Penny Lane said...

Kay,

It's 7:48 where I am so it's a free for all.

Kami said...

To Join the two subjects together

Penis Cookie Cutters available at


bachelorette.com

Kay said...

Kami - I bet you could even use those to make little peanut butter and jelly sandwich cut-outs! Put a smile on your face any time of day!! ;)

Penny Lane said...

Kami,

Have you heard of Edible Delights? I'm sure they could do a penis fruit display.

SueBee said...

Kami! I'm blushing!!!!

Really...sort of...a bit

SueBee said...

Kami! I'm blushing!!!!

Really...sort of...a bit

Kami said...

yep and then Jentoo could make us Smurf balls to go with them

Penny Lane said...

Have you noticed its just the few of us talking on this subject. Does that mean we have something on the brain?

Kami said...

of course

Tracy said...

Blue balls, and a penis shaped cookie..

Cream filled, I imagine, would be best.

SueBee said...

Oh! I forgot! Do you guys know the snowball snack cakes? (Look like half of a sphere.) Any way, they are promoting a movie--so I saw a new box of them. They are green and called "Monster Balls!"

Smitty said...

Seriously, how do you guys even get on these topics???

Penny Lane said...

Smitty,

It's a gift.

Tracy said...

Smitty!!! *hugs*

I blame everybody else.. I *try* to be all innocent and sweet, and not talk about things like man junk..

;)

But sometimes it just kinda jumps out at ya, you know?

Smitty said...

Ha--it is definitely a gift and there is NO WAY I am believing you are innocent Tracy!!

Kay said...

Sure Tracy....and your avi says????

;)

Penny Lane said...

Actually, I think I'm to blame tonight.

Smitty said...

Did I miss Liza? Well, yea I guess its like 2 or 3 there? Hope you see this tomorrow Liza!!

LJ said...

I'm getting an education on here Smitty! lol

:-D <--------- *smiles innocently*

Tracy said...

I have no idea what you're talking about Smitty.. I'm as pure as the driven snow. ;)

And I keep saying it, maybe one day, someone will actually believe me!!

Smitty said...

Penny??? I thought you were kinda proper and such...lol.

and Kay--exactly!

Smitty said...

Tracy --nobody is ever ever gonna believe you. I mean, after the posts about what's his name JDR or whatever--there is no way.LOL!

LJ said...

I'm still here!!!! In bed though so not for long......its 12.20pm

*Hugs* Smitty my lovely friend.

Tracy said...

Kay.. my avi is a toaster. :) That's innocent right?

Everybody likes toast!

Penny Lane said...

Smitty,

I guess you haven't been around much the last few nights. You totally missed phallus night.

Smitty said...

Its a smutty toaster Tracy!!

LIZA ((((HUGS))))) I miss you--I really do. How's the baby and all the rest? Any hot dates?

Super RN Gas Passer said...

SPEAKING OF BODY PARTS...a nurse in the OR called it MR. HAPPY the other day..heh. I thought we could add that to our list of names!

angelica1 said...

Super - Mr Happy? I think you've just ruined my sex life :)

Kami said...

add me to the list of bathroom bloggers...sorry SuperRn it's already on there...lol cause I put it there. =)

PL ok ok ok, I'll go pay attention to this 'Business meeting/dinner' my husband has brought me to..I might shove a fork in my ears.

Smitty said...

I was lurking Penny--and you guys were hysterical. There was a discussion at work about that type of dialogue--lol--and we were laughing so hard about some of the names you guys had. I though manroot was the best--but I made a few people wince because I sort of made this like yanking motion like you would grab a carrot out of the ground. LOL--okay if you own a penis that apparently is not an image you want to imagine--lol.

Penny Lane said...

Kami,

You are in blogger rehab right now. Go!

Tracy said...

Smutty toaster.. hehehehe..


And really? Mr. Happy? It's weird enough that some men name their junk.. but Mr. Happy?! Wonder if he was implying that it made other people happy? Or if it made HIM happy.

Penny Lane said...

Smitty,

Geez, they are sooooo sensitive about that area. It's just skin and blood and gunk.

And whoever said I was proper?

LJ said...

Smitty I miss you too my love, lots and lots!! Baby Thomas is super cute :-D

No dates unfortunately....I am in serious need of a *hot* date!!

;-)

Anyhoo, enough about my rubbish love life! I hope you are wonderful and smiling a LOT my friend.

*more big bear hugs*

angelica1 said...

Kami - I'm about to shove a fork in my husband's head.He's telling me about his 5 hour journey that took 9 hours for about the seventh time, my sympathy ran out after the 3rd retelling.lol

LJ said...

Lol to the carrot yank! love it.

Tracy said...

Yeah.. the manroot.. somehow I keep picturing like something you yank out of the ground..

And Kami.. you should totally work manroot into the conversation. Doesn't have to be obvious.. just as long as the two words are said one right after the other. ie

I was talking to the this man. Roots were what we were talking about...

Super RN Gas Passer said...

KAMI...darn! I thought i'd come up with a new one!

I BELIEVE...gotta try the pumpkin biscuits!

Elaine said...

I really don't like manroot-cock is still my fave!

Hi ladies!!!

Smitty said...

Liza I cannot believe men are not lining up for you. It'll happen -- he just hasn't found you yet.

I don't know if anyone mentioned but the grossest I heard was donut holder.

Kami said...

PL blogger rehab checking in immediately after this

Mr. Happy is from a 1983-84 Robin Williams skit. and I'd love to work it into the conversation but did I neglect to mention we are having dinner with a very wonderful group of people from Utah, and they might not appreciate that.

off to blogger rehab

Penny Lane said...

Donut holder. I really like donuts too, but that is just wrong. Eating in bed, "here hold my donut while I get some coffee."

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