There you go.
Robert and Kristen have landed in Rio!
LET THE FUN BEGIN!
Actually the fun has already begun!
You know how it goes.
There was a rather creeptacular picture of
Kristen on the plane.
But come on.
Is there no line that won't be crossed?
And the topic of discussion wasn't really how intrusive
some of these 'fan' pics really are...
The topic was...
DID THEY SIT TOGETHER????
But at least he's in an airport.
And he's got his damn guitar.
And just the thought of him with that guitar...
Makes me fucking MELT.
Perhaps he is singing 'falling in love for the last time'
to the subject of the song?
This whole RIO thing has gotten a bit... Overwhelming.
Don't get me wrong.
Don't get me wrong.
I'm all giddy that they are there
(safe and sound)
and that they are about to embark on a very pivotal scene
from the book...
And that it's all about the HONEYMOON!!!
Do we really need to know their every move?
"They checked into the hotel. They have meetings.
They are going to lunch.
Rob took his hat off.
Kristen kicked off her shoes."
Step back... just a bit... OK?
I'm thinking that every burp and fart will be chronicled.
Every move they make.
Every breath they take...
♬ They'll be watching YOU! ♬
You gotta love all the bitter foaming too.
Because it's seriously funny and entertaining.
"They didn't sit next to each other on the plane!"
"Summit tells them where to sit on the plane!"
"Of course they would fly together to Rio!"
"I'm sick of this bullshit already!"
"There are bodyguards and crew with them!
Eat that sheep!"
The last quote?
They travel with bodyguards?
The crew for the movie will be there?
How absolutely AMAZING!!!
So the fuck what.
It's fucking KILLING the haters
that Robert and Kristen are going to be doing
a bit more of this...
And a bit more of that...
And let's not forget...
A whole lot more of this.
It burns some people that not only will
Robert and Kristen
Be doing this for the movie...
But they know...
(we ALL know)
That they are sharing a hotel room...
and they are taking their work home with them.
They are just working on a movie.
So why so angry then?
Why so bitter?
If you really only thought it was 'just a movie'
You wouldn't have to be constantly spewing hate.
1) It doesn't matter if Rob and Kristen are in Rio
or Shitsville, Iowa.
(No offense to Iowa)
They are together.
They don't need no stinkin movie
to be together and kissing and spending time together.
They do that all the time.
You know it.
I know it.
Nana Rose knows it.
(Love you Nana Rose!)
ALL the time.
Just making sure you got it.
3) I had a weird dream last night.
Robert was piss drunk in it...
And he crawled into the wrong bed...
Thinking it was with Kristen
He ended up trying to spoon with Sam!
I have bizarre dreams.
Prepare yourself for a lot of this.
It's 100% FOAM PROOF.
So give it the fuck up.
This post is brought to you by the letters *B* and *P*
Because silly people make me laugh.
P for PISS drunk.
which brings us back to B
Bye for now