Rob and Kristen. Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice?

Desperate times

brings

Desperate measures.

And right now

the Haters are desperate.

Unbelievable the bullshit that is being

spewed all over the internet right now.

Well... that's not quite true.

Most of it is by the same, sad people.

 Michael Angarano.

Better known as Oregano.

The original Shorty Spice.

Now, I have nothing against the guy.

He's cute in his own goofy, Keebler kinda way.

Hell, He's probably not really involved in this whole

make believe drama.

But take a good look at that picture...

and now look at THIS picture 

Um. Yeah.

Really?

Like Kristen would give up 

Tall, Charming and Gorgeous

for...

Short, Quirky and Average.

Riiiiiight.

Kristen does look gorgeous in this picture, doesn't she?

She knows already, doesn't she?

Hahahaha!

Anyway.

1. Although the whole Oregano bullshit was supposedly

just made up with doctored photos...

and rumored sightings...

The Haters latched onto it.

Their jaws clamped down tightly to poor Oregano.

It's hilarious if you think about it.

Just the other day...

They were foaming about Kristen being a Lesbian.

And now that they want Oregano back in the picture...

I guess she got over that and switched teams yet again!

Amazing!

And please take into consideration that if she did

happen to run into her ex...

What would be the big deal if she was still

friendly with him?

Much Ado About Nothing.

2. There was also some ridiculous tripe that Kristen

flew to Budapest to break up with Robert.

OH EM GEE.

Yeah... flying 14 hours on a plane to break up with someone.

Makes perfect sense

(if you're like the scarecrow and don't have a brain)

I sometimes wonder if they actually look back

on what they have said and think

"oh man... that's pathetic even for me!"

hahahahaha.

Doubt it.

A pic from the 10 seconds shown on Oprah yesterday.

Edward's hair has gotten pretty long, hasn't it?

I love Edward.

But that's another post for another day.

Oprah is supposedly showing the ECLIPSE trailer on her

show tomorrow!

I love Eclipse.

But that's another post for another day.

Wouldn't it be awesome if 

Kristen and Robert 

showed up on the show to introduce it??

*sigh*

No, I don't want Robert to jump on her couch

and declare his love for Kristen.

He's made his feelings pretty clear on that topic already.

;)

Love the open mouth kiss.

;)

OK.

One more thing.

There is a lot of Robert and Kristen hate

in the Twilight universe.

Personally?

I don't get it.

Why bother hating some actor?

If you don't like someone...

If everything they do irritates you

and makes you spit bitter foam...

Why would you want to continue to follow them?

Makes no sense.

NONsense.

I've said it over and over again...

I'm aware that some EXTREME Kristen fans

hate Robert Pattinson.

And some EXTREME Robert fans 

hate Kristen Stewart.

But I don't.

I love both of them.

OK, if you want to get technical

I love Robert a bit more

Cuz...well... he's Robert fucking Pattinson.

But my blog isn't about hating them.

And it's not my job to police other sites

and come back here and defend

Robert and Kristen.

I'm not the "Robsten" police!

I'm not responsible for what other people

say on other blogs and boards.

So if you don't like the hate that

other people are spreading...

I suggest you take it up with them.

*This public service announcement 

has been brought to you

by Purina Hyena Chow

For the times that there just aren't

enough dead carcasses to go around.*

And on that note...

I leave you with one of my very favorite 

movie quotes.

It's very fitting... isn't it?

Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain... only straw.
Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?
Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.

Bye for now.

Robert and Kristen... A Whispered Romance.

Jimmy Fallon was a rerun the other night...

and it was the show with Robert.

I don't think Rob has ever been cuter

than when he was up in the tree

(hanging on for dear life)

With the wind blowing through his hair...

Trying to be funny and not fall.

Is there anything better than Robert smiling like this??

Yes, I have this interview on my DVR.

I have all of Rob's interviews on my DVR.

With the exception of the insane screaming

Fallon's is one of the best.

*sigh*

Yes.

I had to show this picture.

Apparently it's the end of the world!

People are saying that this is in fact...

None other than...

OREGANO!!! and Kristen.

(Really? That could be my brother!)

Yes.

Michael Oregano

(Yeah, yeah on the last name)

I'm sorry.

But the picture analyzing has become ridiculous.

And even if it IS Oregano?

So what?

Surely Kristen is allowed to remain friends

with someone who was a part of her life

for a few years?

I can't tell you how often I just sit

at my computer and actually shake my head

at all the fucking NONsense that goes on.

No wonder I have a headache.

Take a good look at the above picture.

I'm sure this is only a small sampling of the madness

that surrounds Robert and Kristen.

Does he look happy to you?

Of course not.

So tell me...

Why would Rob or Kristen look happy

when THIS is what they deal with whenever

they try to go anywhere?

Haters like to cling onto the fact that whenever

there is a picture of Rob and Kristen together...

They look miserable.

Common sense, People.

Let's see if you can focus beyond your

Rabies addled brain for one moment.

Being stalked and harassed by the Paparazzi

isn't reason to smile lovingly at the person you are with.

You put your hat on

Pull your hood up

and just try to make it through the madness.

I'm miserable just looking at pictures like this.

Can you imagine how they feel?

An intriguing invitation
A revealing discovery...

A promise of adventure
A whispered romance...

A question answered
A secret kept.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It won't be long now.

 I can't hardly wait.

;)

Robert and Kristen. Reunited Soon?

Yeah. Something like that.

Not much going on in Rob/Kristen land.

Well... nothing new, anyway.

Let's see.

1. I've been spending a lot of time in my car lately

so I was listening to the Twilight soundtrack.

"Never Think" fucking SLAYS me.

I turn that bitch way WAY up...

and every strum of the guitar strings

breaks my heart.

Robert Pattinson?

You still fucking own me.

And guess what?

I'm OK with that.

Kristen at the Lacoste thingy.

She's hanging with her brother and ASB

Looking just incredibly adorable!

There was a lot of talk about Kristen possibly

hanging with Oregano.

The original Shorty Spice

(and don't give me shit... it's funny, admit it

and I do like the guy.)

So was this wishful tweeting by the hyenas/haters?

I'm thinking YES.

Not that having Kristen in the little O's company

would be a bad thing.

It's a nice thought that they could still be friends.

But it never ends there...

Does it?

Not a pretty picture, is it?

Well... let's face it, people...

Hyenas are gruesome.

THIS is what they do.

They scavenge and rip and shred

And they don't care who they hurt...

Or what they say...

As long as they have something to gnaw on.

The Hyenas have been biting at both

Robert and Kristen, lately.

Robert for being a 'pussy' and not standing up

to Summit or Kristen...

Kristen... well...

For fucking EXISTING.

And don't get me started on the complete

and utter bullshit when they scream PR!!

It doesn't make ANY sense at all...

Unless PR stands for POSSESSES RABIES.

Which you know they do.

They have nothing to really sink their teeth into...

So they bite and snap at anything

in hopes of finding a nibble

But, alas...

They still come up empty...

and thus are...

SAD HYENAS.

*sniff*

:'(

I've been getting a few comments, emails... etc

about how I don't defend Robert.

Well.

Please don't come here and tell me

what to do.

I mean, seriously.

Why don't you go on your blog and defend Robert?

Besides the fact...

Neither Rob or Kristen 

Need any defending by me or anyone else.

People really have unbelievably massive egos 

Thinking that Rob and Kristen are reading their shit.

That Rob and Kristen are getting all upset over it.

PUL-LEASE.

Give me a break, OK?

You have to remember that we aren't players

in the lives of Robert and Kristen...

We are Spectators.

We watch.

We have no say in how they play the game...

None.

They are so into their own private game

that they don't notice the people on the sidelines.

So stop yelling.

Stop screaming.

Quit the howling and barking...

They aren't listening.

And oh yeah...

What IS that around Kristen's neck

that she is oh so cleverly covering up??

;)

Bye for now.

Robert and Kristen. Summer Loving?

OK.

I had an incredibly busy last few days.

Which means I haven't been online much.

(Which was actually quite nice.)

I only got to pop on for a few minutes here and there...

and guess what?

Yes.

Same Bullshit.

Same Hyenas.

Same Hypocrites.

Same Same Same.

Not that I expected anything to be different.

But when you are gone for a couple of days...

and you get on Twitter

and the fucking conversation hasn't changed??

Well "Face Punch" comes to mind.

So Anyway...

After ENDLESS (Fucking ENDLESS) speculation

about where oh where was Kristen Stewart

She turns up at some Lacoste Pool Party at Coachella.

Looking happy.

And why wouldn't she?

She got to spend a week with the dreamiest man alive...

and now she gets to have some fun in the sun

While she waits for him to join her.

What's not to be happy about?

Well... there was also constant barking and howling...

Whimpering. Whining.

 You tell me how fucked up this shit is.

1. Before Kristen shows up in Budapest...

The Hyenas are all agitated... circling...

"Kristen better NOT show up in Budapest!

She needs to concentrate on her career and

stop following Rob around wherever he goes!"

2. Kristen DOES show up in Budapest (bwahaha)

OH NO! WHAT SHALL WE DO???

"Kristen is PATHETIC! She should be spending time

with her family and friends. She has NO life!

PR PR PR PR PR PR PR"

3. Robert and Kristen head to London.

(again... BWAHAHAHAHA)

"Kristen is only there for PR!!! 

PR I say!

Yes! She flew into Budapest airport...

only to turn around and get on a plane to London

with Rob so that the Paps would see them.

Yeah! That's it! Who wouldn't fly on a plane for

14 hours to just hang in an airport and then fly again?

It makes PERFECT sense to me!"

(at this point the foaming is at maximum capacity)

3. Kristen shows up in California.

" Kristen left Robert in London! 

What kind of relationship is that???

PR PR PR PR PR!!!

Wait. Kristen left London to hang out with

her friends at Coachella?

Rob and Kristen BROKE UP!"

(Here comes the snarling and howling)

So which is it, Mutts?

Kristen has NO friends and must chase after Rob...

Which makes her sad and pathetic

OR

Kristen leaves Rob in London to hang out

with friends in California

which in turn makes her sad and pathetic.

 

I guess you have to be a rabid hyena for any of that

to make sense at all.

So if you want to think like a Hyena...

You need to get yourself some Rabies...

 

Early-stage symptoms of rabies are malise, headache and fever,

that is characterized typically by increased salivation,

progressing to acute pain, violent movements, uncontrolled excitement,

depression, aggressiveness, and dementia.

Not a pretty picture...

I think I'll pass.

Thanks.

;)

 

And now to cleanse my mind

of all the NONsense...

 

*smirk*

Robert Pattinson.

W A L K I N G

*sigh*

Thank you, Robert...

Thank you so much.

Quick thought?

It's really going to be a great summer

Can't you feel it in the air?

Robert and Kristen will be together

(what IS that around Kristen's neck, anyway??)

And even though it's not nice

to point and laugh at those

who are obviously deluded and pathetic...

I'm all for the upcoming whimpering excuses.

Just remember to bring a towel 

and some hand sanitizer

I'm guessing you might get some spittle sprayed on you

from all the barking and snarling.

*singing*

"It's gonna be a cruel... cruel summer..."

 

I guess for some it will be the DOG days of summer.

Heh.

Bye for now.