This is me.
This is me twirling.
Need I go on?
I'm loving this.
I'm all melty and swoony
I'm STILL intoxicated!
What's going on today?
Is it true?
Will Kristen really be at the Met Gala?
The MET Costume Institute Gala Benefit will be on May 2nd in NYC.
The day before the WFE London premiere...
Things that make you go HMMMMMMM.
And there are already sightings of Kristen in NYC
And well... you get the point.
Is Kristen in L.A. with Bear?
Will she fly to NYC for the Mets Gala?
Will she still show up in London?
Where IS she right now?
I gotta be honest...
I love the speculation.
And I'm not gonna lie...
I have a HUGE smile on my face.
*This just in:*
RTL interview from Berlin premiere.
Rob was asked "Where is you girlfriend?"
"She's back in L.A., Yeah."
Let the Foaming begin!
EW does it again!
Don't they look wonderful?
Aren't they all dreamy and sweet?
And of course...
This is all Summit and Kristen trying to sabotage WFE.
You know what?
Movie studios plug their movies.
Lots of them are doing it right now in fact.
Are they ALL trying to sabotage WFE?
Or is that just Summit?
I see lots of commercials about other movies...
I see other actors talking about other movies...
I see a lot of magazine covers and articles
about other movies.
How come I didn't see it before??
EVERYONE IS OUT TO SINK WFE!
Summit and Kristen RULE THE WORLD!
Give me a break.
Do you think that Rob wants BD to fail?
Seeing Rob on magazine covers
doesn't hurt WFE.
Kristen isn't in competition with Rob.
And its not a huge conspiracy against WFE.
Crazy fringe lunatics are Crazy.
I say you might as well get used to it.
Because it seems that Robert is more inclined to talk
about his girlfriend
kiss his girlfriend
hold hands with his girlfriend now.
And that would be...
I just feel like laughing all damn day.
My stomach actually hurts.
I've been trying to finish this post since 9am
but since Twitter exploded with Rob
admitting his girlfriend was back in L.A.
to his showing up at the Paris Premiere for WFE
Looking all dreamy and shiny...
This has been a helluva day, Folks.
A helluva day.
Come twirl with me!
Someone on Twitter asked me what the foam index was today
Foam index: HIGH ALERT!
Proceed with caution.
Be aware of your surroundings.
The Foam is highly toxic and extremely BITTER!
Avoid contact with the skin
as it will BURN!
Let's be careful out there!
This post is brought to you by the letter *G*
G for GIRLFRIEND!
Rob's girlfriend is in L.A., Yeah.
G for GREAT!
It's been a great day to Twirl!
G for Gorgeous
G for Goodbye
I'm sorry if this post is all rambling and out of sorts.
But its just the way I feel today.
I hope everyone is as smiley and twirly as me!
Bye for now!