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Friday, April 8, 2011

Rob and Kristen- No Exit ✔

Flawed Perfection.

I love Robert's profile.
 A lot.
I seem to gravitate towards these kinda pictures...
(OK, next to the walking...)

Is it weird that they are all from the same side?


Random Thoughts.

1. Rob is going to be VERY busy in the coming weeks
doing Promotion for WFE.
Lots of TV
Lots of Rob laughing
Lots of Rob pulling his hand nervously thru his hair...

So I thought it would be good to write down
all the appearances (so far)
So that we don't MISS a thing.

(Thanks to Robstenation for doing all the work)

WFE Promo Schedule

April 17- WFE NYC Premiere
         April 18 - Live With Regis and Kelly
April 20 - The Ellen Show
April 20 - Jimmy Kimmel Live
   April 27 - WFE Premiere in Berlin
April 28 - WFE Premiere in Paris
     May 3 - WFE UK Premiere in London
May 6 - WFE Premiere in Sydney
I will put this somewhere on the blog...
and it will be updated if there are any changes.

Pretty much.

I have to admit to finding it all very amusing.
I was told yesterday that people were 'losing their minds'
over the Elle interview.
That Rob is again...
Doing more 'non-denial denials'

(You know... the super secret code that Rob
sends out to the people who hate Kristen...
Because that's SO Rob.)
Thing is?
They are clinging to the reporters speculations
(turns out it was a guy... who da thunk?)
As the "we know what Rob is thinking" gospel.
How is that any different than the lunatic fringe
clasping Ted or Lainey to their bosom?
It's not.

Rob once again... didn't mention his relationship with Kristen.
You can interpret that any way you want to, I guess...
Which is what everyone does anyway.
(super/sekrit/nonnie/messages aside)
It's really 'Not His Job'
But it is the reporters job to get readers.
Just like Ted and Lainey
and the other endless gossip rags/blogs out there.
Does it really matter what some random reporter thinks?
But then if all you got is some Elle reporter who probably
didn't even meet Rob in person...
And some renowned UK gossip rag to bolster your
whole 'exit strategy'...
I'm truly laughing on the inside.
I am.

I'll be your man... I'll understand. I'll do my best to take good care of you...

You'll be my Queen. I'll be your King. And I'll be your Lover too...

And You'll look at me, With eyes that see... and we'll melt into each others arms.
You'll be my Queen. I'll be your King. And I'll be your Lover... Too.

God I love how Rob sings that song.
It is my absolute favorite.
Until he comes out with his own version of
"Falling in love for the last time"

Just because.

Kristen's birthday is tomorrow...
I don't usually post on the weekends...
But of course
Tomorrow I MUST make an exception.
I adore Kristen Stewart.
I do.

So let's see what tomorrow will bring... shall we?

This post is brought to you by the number *21

21 for the number of years old
Kristen will be.

21 for the number of 
Exit strategies that have been going
on for months now.

21 for the number of brain cells
the Foamers have.

21 is the average Foamer IQ

21 zillion times that
PR has been used as an excuse to explain
why Rob and Kristen keep showing up together.

21 thousand ways that Robert will show
Kristen just how much he loves and adores her.

21 times I will laugh at your lunacy
in 21 seconds.


Bye for now


Kay said...

Cute post and gorgeous pictures, Rose....I always like being able to spend my lunch in Roseland. :)

Have a good day and wonderful weekend everyone! TGIFF! :D

Melinda said...

Thanks for so much jawline in this post! We're all pretty fond of it around here.

I think these "exit strategy" enthusiasts need to take one giant leap for mankind off the deep end.

My day just got better since I got tickets to see Mumford and Sons in June. Pretty excited.

But on that note of excitement gotta get back to work. Have a fantastic rest of the day everyone.

real pr pro said...

Hi Rose -- finding out the writer was a guy makes the stupid comment a lot easier to understand -- but no less stupid. But clearly stupidity has no gender. Not to mention it makes the rest of the interview more than a little creepy.

On a happier note, here's my contribution to today's Beautiful Girl's Birthday Bouquet of Bon Mots and Blessings:

In a recent intervew with Le Figaro Rob was asked "Who are your role models, your favorite actors in movies?"

His answer was:

And among actresses, Isabelle Huppert and those I love from the golden age of Hollywood like Ava Gardner, and Katharine Hepburn, with her class yet so tough and funny. Kristen Stewart, whom I admire the same, has a small side of Hepburn."

Translation is a bit rough but you get the idea.

(Then again, maybe I am being naive. Perhaps this is another one of those secret coded messages to the Exit Strategy brain trust. Wait a minute -- I think I broke the code -- he's comparing Kristen to one of the most honored actress of all time, who effortlessly combined grace, elegance and strength, and was know for being an independent spirit. But forget all that. The REAL clue is that Hepburn is dead, meaning she's no longer here, meaning that Rob will never be with her. So what Rob is
REALLY saying that he isn't with Kristen! I mean, any fool can see that! And trust me, any fool will.)

dottie said...

Hi Kay, Melina & anyone else who pops in before I can post this.

Enjoyed today's post & pics.

I'm so glad it's finally Friday!

Rose said...

BWAHAHAHAHA PRPRO! I love the way you think!

real pr pro said...

Well, Rose, I am a highly trained profesional. And that's the kind of double secret exit strategy super duper complicated shit I have to come up with every day. Because everyone knows that's what PR is all about.

Hope said...

Rose...great post...looking forward to your post for Kristen tomorrow.

"You'll be my Queen. I'll be your King. And I'll be your Lover...too." *sigh* Lucky Birthday Girl Kristen!!

Just hearing Rob sing "Happy Birthday" would send me over the top!!

Hi Kay, Melinda, Dottie, PR Pro(good one)

Annie said...

Good afternoon Roseland!

@Rose: Looking forward to tomorrow's post too.

@Real Pr Pro: Funny. :)

Just an aside... In 2008 George Gurley(the Elle interviewer)did an interview with Christina Ricci where it was described as creepy too. He was with the New York Observer at the time. A strange coincidence.

Freddie said...

Thanks for the wonderful pictures Rose, with the captions. A wonderful way to perk up my afternoon.

Melinda - enjoy your concert. Let us know how it was after.

IB - I hope we manage to connect sometime over the weekend. Glad that all is well.

Hello to all my other friends in Roseland. Stay well.

Groovie said...

Excellent post and overall accurate summary of the haters!
Rob does take good profile pics, its the jawline lol!
Lovely pix of Rob & Kris too, Rob did a damn decent job in his little cover of that Van Morrison song, love it!

Looking forward to your post tomorrow!

Really enjoyed that french interview too!

Hope you are all having as great a day as I am! :) happy friday!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

GOOD AFTERNOON ROSE and ROSELAND...I guess I am "officially" a grandmother now. The baby was born at 758am..he was 6#13oz and 20" long..He and daughter are doing well. Thanks for all the well wishes in your posts this morning...I appreciate it. Have a good weekend everybody.

Great Post Rose...I look forward to tomorrows for Kristens birthday...very special times we are having!

Hope said...


(Will you be called grandma, gram, nana???)

How exciting!! So happy daughter and baby are happy and well!!

Brenda said...

Congratulations, Super! Very exciting.

And thanks, Rose, for all the jaw porn. Happy Friday, everyone!

katy said...

Hi, Rose!! Lovely post and thank you for all the GORGEOUS pics...The JAW *SIGH* and I LOVE the captions of 'I'll be you Lover' on the pics of Rob and Kristen...perfect!!

Thank you for posting WFE Schedule. Cannot wait for all the goddies in the coming weeks!!

Looking foward for your post tomorrow for Kristen too.

HI, PR PRO, I always LOVE reading your cooments...as Rose said and I quote, 'I love the way you think' :)


Hi, Kay, Melinda, Dottie, Annie, Freddie, Groovie and everyone that I may I've missed! Hope you are all having a great day.


katy said...

I mean comments not cooments

dottie said...

Congrats to you, Super, & your family! So glad that mommy & baby are doing well. I can only imagine how excited you all are.

LOL PRPro! I must be a dummy because I can't decipher the non denial denials or PR spin at all. In fact, I am so dumb, everytime I read or hear Rob describing his ideal woman, it always sounds to me like he is describing Kristen! Even in the earliest Twilight interviews! Maybe you can give me some tips so I can be as smart as the true Rob fans who understand his secret messages? ;)

Interesting tidbit about the writer of the Elle article, Annie.

SueBee said...

Quick observation for the day:

Mean people suck

Just sayin'

Hello to those who said hi to me yesterday. I didn't have a chance to get back on.


Sydney said...

Hmmmm...sounds like Rob must have sent the Nonnies their own super secret decoder rings. Lucky!

angelica1 said...

Great post Rose!! To me he was obviously describing Kristen in that interview,as he does in most of them :)
Looking forward to Kristen's birthday post.

Super - congratulations,that's wonderful news!

Hi everyonen :)

DreamerKind said...

Hello Roseland Buddies, and a Happy Friday to all!

Haven't been on late nights, lately, due to late night revelries and sleeptime. Back soon.

Funny, insightful post with mighty fine pics, on a Friday. Win! Win!

FANTASTIC NEWS! So happy for you all. I'll be in touch.


30 said...

Oh dear Rose, You did it again. Made sense of the insanity that is this is fandom! LOL

Hello Roseieland! :)

Here is a link too my X (I mean X) fiancees new band. (I hate the name of them,but whatever) He wrote all the songs and plays guitar and base. If you like Punk check them out.


Kenzz said...

Rose, wonderful post, those pics are just so...I have no words!

Super: CONGRATULATIONS to the new grandmother...how wonderful!!! Lots of love...

PRPro: if Rose ever takes a vacation from the blog, I nominate you her official stand-in...too funny with the decoding bit!

DreamerKind said...

For Super

Beautiful Boy (Darling Boy)

John Lennon:

Close your eyes,
Have no fear,
The monsters gone,
He's on the run
And your daddy's here,

Beautiful, beautiful,
Beautiful Boy,

Before you go to sleep,
Say a little prayer,
Every day in every way,
It's getting better and better,

Beautiful, beautiful,
Beautiful Boy,

Out on the ocean sailing away,
I can hardly wait,
To see you to come of age,

But I guess we'll both,
Just have to be patient,
Yes it's a long way to go,
But in the meantime,

Before you cross the street,
Take my hand,
Life is just what happens to you,
While your busy making other plans,

Beautiful, beautiful,
Beautiful Boy,

Thank you/nano952

Kenzz said...

Another lovely quote re: our lovely girl...

"I think she's strong and lovely and smart as hell and will choose her roles carefully and will do fantastically well for many, many, many years." from Mary Stuart Masterson, director of The Cake Eaters

BTW, that photo of Tom takes my breath away! What a yummy cutie...:)

olivia said...

Wonderful post Rose. Thank you.

Such an amazing young man with an equally amazing jawline. : ) You always pick the most gorgeous pictures of Rob and Kristen.

I am so very excited for him with his upcoming WFE adventures. (Thank you for the schedule, Rose.) May they be filled with wonderful experiences and lead to continued growth in the craft paving the way for many creative, quality projects in the future.

Congratulations Super on the wonderful news! A sweet grandson! So happy to hear that your daughter and her son are doing great.

DK, you posted the most perfect song in honor of Super and her loved ones. Beautiful Boy (Darling Boy) by John Lennon is heavenly.

Hugs for y'all.

DreamerKind said...

For Kristen, Rob & Tom-You Do!

You Take My Breath Away

Eva Cassidy:

Sometimes it amazes me
How strong the power of love can be
Sometimes you just take my breath away

You watch my love grow like a child
Sometimes gentle and sometimes wild
Sometimes you just take my breath away

And it's too good to slip by
Too good to lose
Too good to be there
Just to use

I'm gonna stand on a mountain top
And tell the news
That you take my breath away

Your beauty is there in all I see
And when I feel your eyes on me
Oh don't you know you just take my breath away

And it's too good to slip by
Too good to lose
Too good to be there
Just to use

I'm gonna stand on a mountain top
And tell the news
That you take my breath away

Thank you/CasaLucita

DreamerKind said...

You inspired that last song with your Tom comment!

May the circle be unbroken, thanks.

I'm popping in and out, inbetween, and as often as I can today, cause I miss you folken and Roseland.

Kenzz said...

DK: I'm most appreciative of your song choice! Have a great Friday if we don't meet up again this evening :)

Barbara Fenwick said...

Great post today Rose. I can't believe that reporter would make a comment like that...he should not be a reporter. As for Kristen, I do wish her a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I also hope she has a day of only good things, because that is what she deserves. She doesn't deserve this other stuff that comes down on her. Have a good weekend Rose, and all Roselanders. I loved the pictures.

Barbara Fenwick said...

@Hope, Congratulations on the new baby. I hope all is well for baby and mom.

DreamerKind said...

For Kristen & Rob:

I Can Only Be Me

Eva Cassidy (Stevie Wonder song):

Butterflies begin,
from having been a larva,
As a child is born,
from being in a mother's womb,

But how many times,
have you wished you were some other;
Someone than who you are.

Yet who's to say that if all were uncovered,
You will like what you see;

You can only be you,
As I can only be me.

Flowers cannot bloom,
until it is their season,
As we would not be here,
unless it was our destiny,

But how many times,
have you wished to be in spaces,
Times, places than what you were.

Yet who's to say with unfamiliar faces,
You could any more be;

Loving you that you'd see,
You can only be you,
As I can only be me.

Hoooo ohooo oohooouhooooo
I can only be me.

Thank you/CasaLucita

DreamerKind said...

Who Knows Where The Time Goes

Eva Cassidy:

Across the evening sky all the birds are leaving
Oh but then you know it was time for them to go

By the winter fire I will still be dreaming
I do not count the time

For who knows where the time goes
Who knows where the time goes

Sad deserted shore your fickle friends are leaving
Oh but then you know it was time for them to go

But I will still be here I have no thought of leaving
I do not count the time

For who knows where the time goes
Who knows where the time goes

I know I’m not alone while my love is near me
I know that it’s all until it’s time to go

All the storms in winter and the birds in spring again
I do not count the time

For who knows where the time goes
Who knows where the time goes

Thank you/CasaLucita

Sydney said...

It's a baby boom in Roseland. Congratulations Super!

Freddie said...

Super - I was rushing to post earlier and failed to offer my congratulations to you and my best wishes for your daughter and her new baby boy. That's wonderful news.

DK - we've missed you the past few evenings. Your song choices for Super and for Rob, Kristen and Tom are perfect.

Sydney - I hope your new nephew is doing well.

Hey Kenzz, Olivia, Barbara, 30, Angelica, Susan, dottie, Katy, Brenda, Hope, Melinda, Kay, Annie, Groovie, Real PR Pro and of course, Rose. Have a good day all.

Hope said...

Hi Barbara...

I nearly had heart failure...It is Super who welcomed in the new grandbaby today!!

My daughter is 12...so let's wait about 20 years!! LOL

Have a nice weekend Barbara!!

wig4usc said...

Congrats to Super! I've heard from my mom how much she loves being a Grandma!

The whole exit strategy is so preposterous, its sad! I'm loving all the Robness, it could only be better if Kristen shows up here and there!

Have a great weekend, Happy Bday to Kristen!! You're legal now, I'm sure we'll start seeing fan bar picks with both of them, or the three of them now!

dowlingnana said...

Rose, People.com just announced that Rob would also be on the Today Show April 18, same day as Regis & Kelly.
Just knew you were going to update all his appearances. hope this helps, donna

olivia said...
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olivia said...

Just a quick note y'all.....

I have periodically searched, with no success, for play dates and locations for Waiting for Forever. Finally, I have come across the DVD release date, which is May 3rd. The local Hastings will also have the same rental date as the release date. Hooray, at last... we will get to see handsome Tom in his movie!


Rhonda said...

Awesome post Rose, thanks. You're always the voice of reason and the pictures, well, you already know ;)

Real pr pro- You are too funny!

Super- Congratulations!

Melinda- That will be a great concert :)

DK- Thanks for posting a 'Beautiful mess' for me and Elaine. I hope she saw it too, hugs :)

Looking forward to Kristen's birthday post :)

Hi Everyone!

dd said...

It's already past midnight in my country, sooo...



*I*Believe* said...

Super~Congratulations to you and your family! So glad to hear everything went well!

Sydney said...

My brother-in-law is downstairs with the baby, their other kid is in bed and my sister and I are watching Twilight and drinking wine (so, thinking of you DK). We were listening to the New Moon soundtrack on the way home from dinner and couldn't resist.

So Happy 21st Birthday Kristen! I'm having wine in your honor.

amara said...

Another great post Rose...loving the pictures. Looking forward to your post tomorrow.

Hi lovely Roselanders *waves*. It's been ages since I have posted. Hope everyone is well and happy.

Have a fantastic day everyone.

Rhonda said...

Sydney- Lol, I had two different patients today who were both reading 'Twilight'

Hi IB :)

*I*Believe* said...

Hey Rhonda! It is so nice to bump into you!

Rubina said...

did someone already post on here rob on the today show on the 18th?? i can't wait for tomorrow to celebrate kristen's birthday! i love this site and all the comments...you guys rock!

Rhonda said...

IB- Lol, we're never here at the same time anymore. I hope you have a great weekend :)

*I*Believe* said...

Rhonda~Our igloo finally melted...how is your weather?

Rhonda said...

IB- I'm glad you finally thawed out. The weather here is very nice, more like Summer than Spring :)

*I*Believe* said...

Rhond~Send that weather our way! It is warmer here but still cool. No cheer this weekend so we will be working in the yard.

Freddie said...

Hey IB and Rhonda!!!! I'm just popping in quickly before I hit the sack. I hope you are both well.

IB - it's been a long time and it's nice to see you (in a virtual kind of way). What? No Igloo. Where will you and the family live??? Glad the weather is better.

Rhonda - I'm envying your weather as well. We're supposed to have some nice weather this weekend and I'm really looking forward to it. Time to drive with the sun roof open.

Have a good evening ladies. Talk to you soon.

DreamerKind said...

Guess I missed giving you congratulations on your sister's baby! I'm a slowtop.
So happy for you all, so envious, too.
And, I am out of wine tonight, so sad for me.

@Rhonda & *IB*
Good evening to you.!

DreamerKind said...

Have a good rest and come back soon.

Big celebrating to be done on Kristen's 21st! The best excuse I can think of for a party.

Rhonda said...

IB- I will do my best :)

Hi Freddie- Enjoy your weekend!

Rhonda said...

Hi DK- How is my favorite Dj extraordinaire?

DreamerKind said...

Don't know what to do with myself tonight! Could go out and hear a band, if I get out of my pj's!

Rhonda said...

DK- Well, lol, at least you have options :) I'm too tired for much of anything tonight. I do have wine though :)

DreamerKind said...

Now, I'm on a phone call. Back soon.

Rhonda said...

DK- Have a good night..whatever you decide to do. I'm off to read for awhile :)


Teeth said...

Kristen Stewart,
Have a wonderful, satisfying and peaceful 21st Birthday!


Sure I'll have a drink for you(X

Night, everyone!

DreamerKind said...

Happy Birthday, Kristen!

I Hate Spring
(Humor Song)

Katharine Hepburn (1991)

Some people like the winter,
Some people like the fall,
Some people think that summer
Is best of all.

I hate the spring,
I hate open buses,
I hate fresh asparaguses
But more than anything
I hate the spring.

I hate birds,
I also hate flowers,
I hate sun shiny hours,
But more than mere words,
I hate birds.

I hate spring the intruder,
I hate round trips to Bermuda,
I love dogs with rabies,
But I hate babies

I hate the spring,
I hate anything funny,
I love money,
But more than anything,
I hate the spring.

Spring, spring,
The buds are bursting on the bough,
Little green shoots in copse and spinney,

The sitting hens,
The carving cow,
Meet you at the ballpark skinny.

Mother saw her first robin today,
It was a ghastly sight.

Cherry blossom time in Washington,
Lilac time in old Virginny,
Springtime in the Rockies,
Well it can stay there.

You go out and bed down your own petunias,
You dash up to the attic and get out your old double-dimity,

You spring out of bed at six o'clock in the morning,
And spring into a cold shower.
Then spring downstairs and then spring into that damp spring air.

You don't catch me going on a picnic,
Oh, no, Spring!

I hate the spring,
I hate golf and tennis,
I also hate Venice,
But more than anything,
I hate the spring,

I hate peas,
I also hate gladiolas,
I love scratchy victrolas
But more than all of these
I hate peas,

I hate cats,
I hate rabbits,
I love people who have habits,
I hate fancy cheeses,
But I love diseases.

I hate the spring,
I hate anything pretty,
I love the Radio City,
But more than anything,
I hate the spring.

Thank you/algabal

DreamerKind said...

Corgis Sing For Kristen!

Happy Birthday!


Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!

Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, WOOF!

Thank you/georginasutube

DreamerKind said...

Kristen Rocks It On Her 21st!

Rock With You

Michael Jackson:

Girl, close your eyes
Let that rhythm get into you
Dont try to fight it
There aint nothin that you can do

Relax your mind
Lay back and groove with mine
You got to feel the heat
And we can ride the boogie
Share that beat of love

I wanna rock with you (all night)
Dance you into day (sunlight)
I wanna rock with you (all night)
Were gonna rock the night away

Out on the floor
There aint nobody there but us
Girl, when you dance
Theres a magic that must be love
Just take it slow
cause we got so far to go

When you feel that heat
And were gonna ride the boogie
Share that beat of love

I wanna rock with you (all night)
Dance you into day (sunlight)
I wanna rock with you (all night)
Were gonna rock the night away

And when the groove is dead and gone (yeah)
You know that love survives
So we can rock forever, on

I wanna rock with you
I wanna groove with you

I wanna rock (all night) with you girl (sunlight)
Rock with you, rock with you girl (yeah)
(all night)
Dance the night away

Thank you/TheGame875

DreamerKind said...

For Kristen:

A Girl Like You

Edwyn Collins

I've never known a girl like you before
Now just like in a song from days of yore

Here you come a knockin', knockin' at my door
And I've never met a girl like you before

You give me just a taste so I want more and more
Now my hands are bleeding and my knees are raw

Now you've got me crawlin', crawlin' on the floor
And I've never met a girl like you before

You've made me acknowledge the devil in me
I hope to God I'm talkin' metaphorically
Hope that I'm talkin' allegorically

Know that I'm talkin' about the way I feel
And I've never known a girl like you before

Never, never, never, never
Never known a girl like you before

This old town's changed so much
Don't feel like I belong
Too many protest singers
Not enough protest songs

And now you've come along
Yes you've come along
And I've never met a girl like you before

Thank you/thegavinevanschannel

DreamerKind said...

For Our Roseland Trio

Hale And Hearty


There are these tiny little things I adore
It's kind of funny that I love you even more
Every time you're on edge when I open the door
(quite) unexpectedly

You are different from the average
You're special, you're particular, in the way you are

You are looking forward to everything
No matter what the next day is going to bring

Every time you've got a smile on your face
It's warming me

You are different from the average
You're special, you're particular, in the way you are

As your name implies
You're perfectly hale and hearty
When I look into your eyes
I see happiness
You're so pressure-less

You start complaining, that I'm talking too much these days
You are not able to get a word in edgeways

But when I remain silent you do too
You can't find anything to say or to do out of the blue

You are different from the average
You're special, you're particular, in the way you are

As your name implies
You're perfectly hale and hearty
When I look into your eyes
I see happiness
You're so pressure-less

Thank you/ichhalt000

DreamerKind said...

Well, well, this is certainly great fun, dedicating songs to Kristen and our Trio tonight.

My late night buds are out cavorting and I've been home, all day in my pajamas! Why not, since my day was a laid back one? (Hugh Hefner is my at all-times pajama wearing hero.)

After all, it's not like I am 21 or anything is it? No, so there I go, or I didn't.

Enjoying the moments of your life is the trick, and I can/am.

A romance movie is in the dvd player, and I'll see if it's what I need (not even close).

Be back in the wee smalls, here with you, for the Kristen 21st birthday bash.

Whatever it takes, we've got it.

DreamerKind said...

Happy Birthday Kristen!

Snapped this from Robsten Angels-Cat26
It's wonderful!

"DrownInIt We love K & R
Happy Birthday, Kristen!!! -

"We could express all the things we love about you but we realize they’re just..."


DreamerKind said...

Going to take the Road to Quietsville via Dreamland, so no more BabblingOn for me.

Night, t'all.

Seize the moment, then squeeze it dry!

Bren said...

Kristen Stewart,

Happy Birthday...Yay!

You can finally drink...

Legally, that is!

angelica1 said...

Happy 21st Birthday, Kristen. Have a wonderful day!

DreamerKind said...

You drew me out of a deep sleep with your hollering out to Kristen!

What's happening?

Bren said...


Don't you ever sleep?...

Just got home, I'm pretty pooped, we went out dancing and a prancing...

Just peeked in to see if you were still around..

DreamerKind said...

That's a nice way to be, chipper and all of that! Dancing, prancing.

Why would I be sleeping when I've only been up for 14 hours, so far and never got out of my jammies?

DreamerKind said...

Now if I had been doing some of what you're doing, I'd be thinking seriously about doing something else, which may or may not be sleeping related.

Bren said...


That was really sweet of you, posting all those songs.

Hey, what happened to you the other night?, you left me high and dry on the board...lol

LJ said...

Happy 21st birthday to an extraordinary woman.

I hope you have an amazing day Kristen!


Liza <3

Bren said...

I keep telling you, I'm not eighteen....besides that just proves you are a red hot mama...

DreamerKind said...

You got a phone call and I thought that was a great time for a little nappy. 5 hours later, I was ready for some more sleep but did open my beautiful blue eyes for ten seconds, and thought about you.

@Angelica1 & LJ
Greetings on this great birthday bash day! Hugh Hefner also has his, and he is 85 and likes them young, eh?

DreamerKind said...

Oh, I am red hot, in these hot red pajamas with the ruffles and lacey things.

Bren said...


This is wild, you just mentioned Hugh Hefner, and we ran into Uncle Rambo tonight, and he was with a new toddler, not the one he had for NYE...

DreamerKind said...

There you have done it, made me eat another Pinwheels cookie of dark chocolate and marshmallow.

Had to, with the tea I'm drinking, as it was so strange not to have something to dunk or crunch.

Wish I could have some of Kristen's birthday cake!

I've seen pics of the ones from other years, and they looked yummy (the cakes & the pics, too).

I'll eat cake today in her honor.

I will raise a piece of cake to my mouth for Kristen Jaymes Stewart!

Bren said...

I wish I were like you, that I could be in my pj's all day...but I had a mother who had strict rules...out of bed, into the shower, and then breakfast...even on Saturdays and Sundays...so that is still the way I do things....

DreamerKind said...

Uncle Rambo is not yet 85 is he?

Hef is the best, better than all the rest, better than anyone, better than....oh, you know what I mean.

His son, Marsten, is also 21 today, along with our Kristen, babe.

Father and son, same birth date, some real planning went into that I'd bet. (64 years difference)

DreamerKind said...

I had such a mother, too and she did try, really try to instill that ethic into we three little monsters. Alas, it did not stick.

However, in my own defense, I worked for 39 years on that regimen and only today realized how silly I was.

Bren said...

I love Pinwheels, and no it's not my fault if you eat more than one...

Dang, the vet gave the dog some eyedrops and I promised Nicole, I would remember at 3...brb

DreamerKind said...

In case you are wondering why I said earlier, that I was going to Quietsville via Dreamland and didn't? Well, I was.

But I started to seize the day again, and squeezed it so hard and dry, that I was so invigorated by the seizing, that I'm still up.

The no BabblingOn, well, that's too much to expect of someone like me, which you know, for you have lurked long enough around Roseland, to have the proof and the pudding (cake today though).

Hope you're happy, and having fun, dear Lurkers.

Bren said...

Really he is 21? I rember when that kid was born, but it doesn't sound familiar that they shared birthdays...

No, Uncle Rambo, I believe is 54, but looks 44....

Bren said...

Hey Lady, if you have been up sooo many hours, maybe you should be thinking of getting some zzzz's..

DreamerKind said...

Woot, woot! Bet you'll be making some coffee soon.

Word verf: inuckin/in uckin
I'm not in uckin condition to be drinking coffee, so late, Ms Birdie, thanks anyway.

DreamerKind said...

Proof in the pudding!

From spyonvegas.com web site:

Playboy founder and legend, Hugh Hefner returns to Palms Casino Resort to commemorate he and his son's birthdays at premier nightlife destinations, Playboy Club and Moon Nightclub on Saturday, April 9.

Hefner turns 85-years-old, while Marston celebrates his 21st birthday in true Sin City fashion.

DreamerKind said...

Hef is 85 looks 80, isn't that great?

Uncle Rambo is on a roll but is it uphill or down?

Or is it around and around we go, and where we stop, no body knows?

I'm thinking about being frozen until new bodies can be made from recycled plastic. Oops, maybe there are some out there already!

Bren said...

That picture of Kristen on the banner is gorgeous...

It's funny that Rob's and Kristen's birthdays are so close, mine is 2 weeks b4 my husband's also.

My dad and his sister shared a birthday, but he was the oldest, and her the youngest.

DreamerKind said...

Forgot the " " for that quoted paragraph, so imagine that they are in place, for I don't steal from spy sites, no way, no how.

DreamerKind said...

I confess that I wrote your and Gwen's birthdates down on a piece of paper and lost it. So, care to let me know it again?

Was it in March, April, May, June?

Come on..tell me.

Bren said...

I am laughing so hard at your Uncle Rambo remark...who knows if he is up or down, but these young chicks dig him for some reason..

Plz excuse all the typos, I only had one, possibly two drinks...I should be able to see. I noticed I had a couple of misspelled words.

Bren said...

LOL, it's September..

Birdie said...

Looky,looky here! I was wondering what happened to you yourg beauties!

DreamerKind said...

Just took a look at the new Kristen banner, and it is stunning.

She is 21 today, but could still pass for 18, if she'd like!

See how that whole pass for younger thing can work for you?

Word verf: scroloo/scro loo

DK has a tiny scro loo in her noggin today, from birthday bash excitement, no less.

Birdie said...

That would be "young not yourg" and I am only drinking coffee.

Bren said...

Hey Birdie,

If one of my favorite nuses in the whole world is going to call us beauties, yourg is just fine...lol

Are you off or on today?

DreamerKind said...

That's all right, we believe you. I had one beer tonight at 8pm so it must be gone by the wayside by now, don't you think?

Right now, I am looking/feeling younger and younger based on the new game, called pass for younger, like the 60 is the new 50, and all of that.

Maybe you are too, and that is why you spelled that word wrong, for you are so young, you haven't learned to spell yet.

DreamerKind said...

You are even more funny with two in you than one, and that's all I'll say.

Bren said...

yeah Birdie, DK could be right,and you could still be a toddler...

Oh, there goes that word again...

Birdie said...

I am off today.My brain is not quite awake therefore, I begin the day with an error in spelling, but not in compliments.

Birdie said...

I love that Uncle Rambo was out with a toddler. So funny.

Bren said...


You are peeing in my glass, and calling it champagne, and that's all, I'll say...

Birdie said...

Happy,Happy Birthday Kristen!!!!

I had to give a shout out, but will save all the gushing for Rose's later post.

DreamerKind said...

@Bren & Birdie

You two are killing me, and peeing might be a possibility.

Word verf: poingsti/poing sti

My mind can be a poing sti, but is not quite so dirty as one on a farm.

Birdie said...

I did not get that one DK. What is that on a farm?

DreamerKind said...

It was supposed to be a misspelled word, like "pig sty".

Bren said...

Now you guys, are killing me.lol

DreamerKind said...

Or rather like "piggy sty", eh?

You won't believe this but my new word verf is:

pootica/poo tica

Speaking of pig stys and what's in 'em.

Birdie said...

HaHaHa, now I get it. Funny shit!

Bren said...

yes, yes...Pootica is right up there with Fockola...who needs websters when you have word verification...

DreamerKind said...

I'm thinking about Kristen's party here on Roseland.

What time can we all meet up here and toast with booze, eat appetizers mit cake and generally, get wild and crazy in the name of that young chick?
It will be a no guilt, guilt free birthday bash. Down the hatch!

Bren said...


You really do swear?, if I said Fuck You, I wouldn't scare you off?

If DK said it it would scare you, cuz she never swears...even when she's mad as hell, she won't..

Birdie said...

I have the mouth of a truck driver, much to my mother's dismay. I just don't write it as much as I say it.

Bren said...

We know the place, you name the time, and we will be there.

DreamerKind said...

WTF? Don't you remember me supporting Gruff that one time, oh, so long ago, when he was telling the troll to fuck off and I went insane, doing the same, over and over, in his honor?

I can be corrupted in the name of all that's fucked, of course.

Bren said...


You are so funny, if you don't write it, there is no proof. eh?

Birdie said...

My son is coming home later today so I will be out and about. Name the time and I will do my best.

DreamerKind said...

My brother was a truck driver and I swear, he now has the mouth of a sailor, which is more expressive, I think.

He can make more combinations of foul words, than he ever could before.

That's a high compliment, he's said, to me. Sounds like an insult, to me.

Lacey8 said...

As usual, Rose is the voice of reason in a world of crazy! Beautiful pictures! I noticed Ava Gardner mentioned earlier. While sitting here hoping work won't need me gonna try to recount a story of my husband meeting her. He was a young sailor and his ship was in port in Madrid, Spain. He and 2 buddies were sightseeing and were told she lived there. They were standing in front of her gate looking at the fence. Something ornate I guess but you could see thru it. The gardener (they assumed) was standing by a lady in a wide brimmed hat who was kneeling in the flower garden. The gardener told them in spanish to 'move along'. My H's buddy spoke spanish and talked to him. The lady heard them and walked over. The boys realized it was Ava Gardner. She was probably their moms' age at the time, late 30's?. My H was around 19. He said she was attractive (of course), very nice and when she realized they were american sailors, she invited them to the patio for a 'cool drink'. Beer I believe and just talked. When it was time to go, AG said she was having a 'gathering' that evening and invited them, saying her friends would be interested in talking to the sailors. After they agreed (of course again), she told them she would send a car for them. When they got there, my H said there were a lot of uppercrust type people there and he was a little nervous. AG greeted them, said to make themselve's comfortable then she left to mingle. Everyone was nice to them, asking about the states, current events and such. You have to remember there was no internet, Cnn, etc. A famous bullfighter was there who was AG's date. My H said he was very charismatic and the women swarmed him. At some point the boys were sitting at a table when my H's buddy said "That's Ernest Hemingway. I've seen his picture". Hemingway was at the next table, heard him and said loudly, "Do you know me Son?" My H's buddy replied, "No Sir, but I know who you are" The boys talked to EH for a minute and he gave his autograph. My H said Hemingway really was bigger than life in person. Anyway, when the boys needed to get back they found AG and asked about a cab. She said nonsense and that her driver would take them. They said their thank you's and goodbyes and that was that.
I wasn't around then, well a few months old but my husband told me about this yrs ago when we dated.
Sorry for the length. Please don't cuss me.
Happy Birthday to Miss Kristen Stewart!

Birdie said...

Well fuck that! I promise you I can swear like a motherfucker(one of my faves)!

DreamerKind said...

Didn't know you had a son, also. Was thinking just the two girls. Wow, you have some chops and need some swear words, too, for sure.

Well, I hope that the other Roselanders will be in party mode, so I'll stop in throughout the day, say after 4pm until the party ends at midnight.

Our group of crazy funmakers could be here around 10?

Bren said...


Oh yes, I remember it well...you made us all so proud that day...

Of course we also knew you were only doing it for Gruff, you would fight like a wildcat for him...

Alas, we will have to wait for Gruff to confront another troll to see you in action, once more.

Blessed be that day....lol

Birdie said...

What a cool story! How nice to hear how gracious they were to those boys.

Birdie said...

I will try to be there with bells on,DK.

DreamerKind said...

What are you doing to us? We must read all of that, which you wrote, while under the influence of foul language and beverages. Oh, let the party begin, I say...

Here we go...

Word verf: tosidgi/to sid gi

So I said to sid, gi, are you coming to Kristen's Roseland bash?

Bren said...

OK, let me get this straight....two parties, two chances to pass out...one at four, and the other at ten...

Birdie said...

That would be happy hour,take a little nap and then start all over.

Bren said...


It would be great if Syd could attend, but he will probably be sleeping at that hour, or working.

Yo Syd, drop by if you can...we miss your craziness.

DreamerKind said...

See, a wildcat already has him...

But I do not forget how he said, Syd said, that I am beautiful and charming.

When the pickings are slim to none, in the usual state of living, for Dreamer, many, many fuck sayings are earned in support!

Such words, as he wrote to me, and the ones the troll got, because it would not hear them, when only said once, are fine examples of alliteration.

Word verf: galfucty/gal fucty

One gal fucty, too many.

Bren said...


Happy hour....hilarious

DreamerKind said...

@Bren & Birdie

Yes, or no. We could have a non-stop party from 4 to midnight, with no naps, or whatever anyone likes to do at parties/bashes.

Let's all play MFK, then too! It's Saturday, let's play loud music!

Happy hour, all day.

Bren said...


Why slim pickings?,you are one hot mama, all your husbands would testify to that...

Maybe, you are looking for love in all the wrong places...looking for love in too many faces...

DreamerKind said...

I love it when you mock me, and shock me, and sock it to me!

Especially, love that you use lyrics to do it, that really sticks it to me.


Birdie said...

HaHa!You are getting very appropos word verf. this morning.

Bren said...


Thanks for sharing, I would of liked to meet Ava, but would of loved to talk with EH...

Bren said...


Ditto.....what can I say, that's what friends are for...

DreamerKind said...

And you're being cruel to me, too, for two of my husbands are no longer of this world, and cannot testify for my prowess/hot Mamaness.

The other would testify to anything, if it tended to incriminate me. So, yes, he would say I sizzled like his favorite bacon.

DreamerKind said...

Now, you know I was teasing you and remember you very well and welcome your story, plus enjoyed it very much, don't you, luv?


Bren said...


I'm sorry, didn't know the good one's had passed away...

I was totally full of pootica with that remark.

DreamerKind said...

Too hot bacon, sizzling for too long in the pan, can start a fire of dire proportions, burning down the house! Well, I never did that but the pants were another matter.

gigi9598 said...

Happy Birthday Kristen!
Looking forward to Roses' post today.

DreamerKind said...

You are full of pootica and your fockola is very stimula.

You're cruckin with me, and I'm again, like I said, not in uckin form to retaliate in kind.

Bren said...


I have to turn off the lights, before the sun comes up.

I need sleep...

We'll see you at the party later...

Over and Out..

DreamerKind said...

Wait for it...okay, see you later, sillybilly!

You here or there?

Bren said...

DK and Birdie,

Sorry, about no formal announcement, but I have to crash...

DreamerKind said...

It was formal enough for my taste, so git!

Birdie said...

Bogger malfunction.
Good night Bren, see you later!

Birdie said...

DK, I am actually going to do something productive, like clean my house. I like a clean slate before the kids mess it up. You better catch some winks if you are going to party later on. I'll even nap so I can stay up past 8:00.

DreamerKind said...

I'm having some of that trouble tonight myself, and now a security program is running to check and see if I am in check with my security. It takes 20 minutes.

Perhaps, I should sleep, perchance to dream, and be in fine fettle for the bash?

What needs to be done during your awake time?

DreamerKind said...

You were quicker than me, I hadn't even asked my question, and you had already answered it. That's my girl.

See you later, this has been great fun, for starters, on Kristen's birthday.

Night, B.

30 said...

I hear its someones birthday!!

21 LEGAL too drink now Kristen. :)

Now I hope Rob and Tom take her out for her first drink tonight.;)

Super RN Gas Passer said...

KRISTEN...Happy 21st birthday! I am thinking of you and wishing you a wonderful day and a year filled with happiness and good health!

LACEY8..What a fantastic story! Thanks for sharing that..magical!

Have a great day everybody!

Rhonda said...

Happy 21st Birthday, Kristen!!

Rose- I love the banner, just gorgeous :)

30 said...

Oh and I have a special avi up today for the old lady. lol

Happy Birthday Day beautiful girl!

Birdie said...

I don't HAVE to do anything,but feel compelled to do my motherly duties. I spent last weekend being a load,so....
By the way,I loved the tribute to Kristen that you posted earlier.I'll catch you later.

DreamerKind said...

@Super, Rhonda & 30
I bow to you and say, hope to see you later, for I away to, over the rainbow.



30 said...

Hello beautiful Dreamer! :)

Rhonda said...

DK- Sleep well :)

Birdie said...

Good morning Rhonda,30 and Super.
Congratulations,Super. I hope baby and family are doing fine!

Rhonda said...

Hi 30 and Super :)

Rhonda said...

Hi Birdie!

I loved your potty mouth comment :)

despoina said...

hi everybody!!!!
i haven't made a comment for several days(due to my busy schedule)but today i MUST make an exception,because today is KRISTEN'S BIRTHDAY(in Greece is Saturday now)!!!Well, first of all i wish her everlasting happiness and ''spend'' her whole life with the people SHE LOVES.I'm sure it's gonna be a party in Vancouver tonight...TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT...TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD GOOD NIGHT.....!!!!:)love you all

olivia said...

Happy Birthday dear Kristen!
May this be the best day ever!

Rose, the banner is WOW. Kristen is truly a rare natural beauty, inside and out.

Sounds like there are plans in Roseland to party this afternoon and tonight. Here is a giftie to sing along with while waiting for Rose's post and the Roseland celebration....

"I Gotta Feeling" by The Black Eyed Peas


Have a lovely day Kristen!

Hugs for y'all. BBL after work.

Freddie said...

Happy Birthday to Kristen.
Happy Birthday to Kristen.
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday to Kristen (and many more....) (sung)

Much happiness on your 21st Birthday and may it last throughout the year.

Hi Olivia. I hope you are well.

Have a good day everyone.

Kenzz said...

Happy 21st to a real beauty, a sweet soul ,and a true & authentic force of nature!!

Happy Birthday, Kristen!

Can't wait to see Rose's blog...DK, will try to get back after 4 for the party! What can I bring? lol

Kenzz said...

BTW, any of you who've ever felt the need to stand up for, or protect, or defend Kristen should take a moment to view Fiorels newest video honoring Kristen on her birthday (you can see it over on Robstenation)...perfect for our girl!!!

Annie said...

Good morning Roseland.

Happy 21st Birthday Kristen!
Your fans love you........Just the way you are!

Have a beautiful day!

30 said...

Beautiful Happy Birthday

Happy birthday on this beautiful day,
There's so many things, I just want to say.
You inspire many, with your thoughts and actions,
We're all so grateful, for your calm reactions.

Happy birthday on this beautiful day,
You've always been there, when we needed you to stay.
Kindness and thoughtfulness is your forte,
Our love for you, we wish to convey.

Happy birthday on this beautiful day,
We wish you the best, without any delay.
Hope you enjoy it, from beginning till end,
Here's a hug and kiss, we're ready to send.