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Saturday, April 9, 2011

Imagine Kristen Stewart's Birthday


Dear Kristen,

Happy 21st Birthday!
There are a lot of incredible birthday wishes out there for you today...
and you deserve each and every one of them.

I wish you could know just how much you are loved and adored.

Sometimes I imagine what it would be like to know you...
What it would be like to just sit and talk to you...
Laugh with you.
Share secrets with you.
I imagine we wouldn't always see eye to eye on the whole Robert thing...
Because while I love him... You LOVE him.


I imagine you to be so thoughtful and caring when it comes to your friends.
You keep them very close to you.
You would do anything for them.
You put everyone elses well being above your own.


I imagine that you not only enjoy cooking...
But that you need to cook.
It relaxes you.
Calms you.
Helps you unwind and takes away the stress of the day.
You don't cook for yourself...
but to make other people happy.
Especially Robert.
(Who I imagine devours every bite)


I imagine that even though you are adorably awkward and shy in public...
You are funny and goofy and silly when safe with your friends.
You have a wonderful sense of humor and make people laugh.


I imagine you are too hard on yourself...
And sometimes you let things get to you that shouldn't matter.
You are thoughtful and kind and never want to hurt anyone...
You are forgiving and sweet even to those who don't deserve it.
I imagine you need to be more forgiving of yourself.


I imagine you don't really care about fancy clothes and makeup
or always worrying if your hair is just right...
You are comfortable in your own skin.
You love jeans, and vintage t-shirts and your black high-top chucks.
You care more about how you feel than how you look.


I imagine you look in the mirror and just see a young girl
who is on the way to finding herself.
A young girl...
Who has no idea just how stunningly beautiful she really is.
Who has fallen in love with a man loved by millions of women.
A man who only has eyes for you.


I imagine you wanting everything good for Robert and his career
and willing to step back out of the light if that is what will help him.
I imagine you would do anything for him.
I imagine you are overwhelmed by your love for him.
I imagine that you wonder how you could have been so lucky
to have found someone that is absolutely perfect for you.
And are so thankful that he loves you as fiercely... as you love him.


I imagine you would be embarrassed by all this attention.
That you don't understand why people want to know so much
about something that is so personal
So intimate 
To you.
I imagine you try to stay true to yourself
Your work.
Your love.
And I imagine you are just busy living your life...
And trying to ignore the the tornado that spins outside your window.

Yes.
That's what I imagine.

Here are my birthday wishes for you, Kristen.


You deserve to be be safe and happy. 
You deserve to smile and be excited about the things going on in your life...
Your family.
Your career.
Your friends.
Robert.
I wish for you to embrace and enjoy every part of every day.


But most of all...

When you are sitting in front of your birthday cake today...
And are about to blow out the candles...
Take a good look at the man who is next to you.
Look into his blue/grey eyes...
See how he smiles at you...
See how much he loves you.
See how much he wants to do anything to make you happy...
And you won't even have to make a wish.
Because they have already come true.


Happy Birthday Kristen.

I love and adore you.
May you find Happiness... Peace and Love...
Today and every day.


This post is brought to you by Kristen Stewart's Birthday and my vivid imagination.


And Tom Sturridge.
Just because.


There are a lot of birthday videos out there right now...
And I'm hoping you all saw this one...
Because it's fucking perfect.
Thanks to Fiorels.
Fucking brilliant.



Bye for now
♥♥♥♥♥

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Freddie said...

Happy Birthday Kristen. I hope you have the most special of birthdays and that you get to enjoy it with the ones you love. Best wishes for a happy, healthy and successful 21st year. Don’t forget to make a wish before blowing out the candles.

“May the best of your wishes be the least of what you get.” - unknown

“21st birthday is another milestone in a person’s life. It brings along a long way of anticipation and dreams along with motivation and inspiration to reach out for the stars.” - unknown

Rose – your fitting tribute is so incredibly beautiful. Thanks for bringing a tear to my eye.

30 said...

Seriously that video made me cry. Absolutely beautiful! Along with Kristen,this post. Well done fans well done. :)


Repost:

Beautiful Happy Birthday

Happy birthday on this beautiful day,
There's so many things, I just want to say.
You inspire many, with your thoughts and actions,
We're all so grateful, for your calm reactions.

Happy birthday on this beautiful day,
You've always been there, when we needed you to stay.
Kindness and thoughtfulness is your forte,
Our love for you, we wish to convey.

Happy birthday on this beautiful day,
We wish you the best, without any delay.
Hope you enjoy it, from beginning till end,
Here's a hug and kiss, we're ready to send.

diary of angi b said...

lovely birthday wish for kristen. the banner is so gorgeous!

Kenzz said...

Rose, such a lovely birthday present for Kristen...

I mentioned it earlier this morning, but that video by Fiorels is sooo perfect for our birthday gal..

My most heartfelt wishes are being sent out to our wonderfully imperfect 21 year old...I hope you come to realize the "specialness" you radiate from your authentic self (Does that sound too new age guru-ish? lol)...

So many people believe in you, dear Kristen..Have the best birthday ever with all those whom you hold near & dear!!

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Groovie said...

Truly Wonderful post!
Kristen is a remarkable young woman and deserves all the love she is getting today.
I hope she has a wonderful birthday & is able to celebrate however she wants! Hopefully she doesn't have to work today, but regardless, I'm sure Rob will make her day special for her.

Kristen you are an incredibly talented, beautiful, wonderful person and I wish you nothing but the best and another year full of good health, success, peace, happiness & love; you deserves it all. A very happy 21st Birthday to you!

Oh..and Aries rock! ;)

Hope you all have a great Saturday, go ahead & indulge..have a drink or 2 or 5 for Kristen! Heh! :)

MLH414 said...

Rose~

What an awesome post you have today!

Happy 21st Kristen! You are an amazing, crazy-talented, beautiful person! Humble and down-to-earth...Rose is right...there are soo many people all around the world who adore you for the person you are...they adore you because you stay true to yourself.

I hope that you have a wonderful birthday surrounded by all that you love...I raise my glass to you BB. Cheers!!

~Lynn

MLH414 said...

forgot to add~ love that video! Perfect!!

dottie said...

ROSE, you make me want to bawl like a baby w/this one! Every word is from the heart and beautiful.

I hope Kristen feels all of the love & good wishes that are being sent her way today and everyday. There's no doubt in my mind that her 21st birthday will be a good one. Rob will see to that. :)

KRISTEN, Wishing you the happiest of birthdays. You are such a special and beautiful person inside & out. You are a credit to our gender! Much love!!!

katy said...

Hi, Rose!!! I have tears in my eyes with this post...BEAUTIFUL POST. What can I say am sappy.

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you , Happy Birthday dear Kristen, Happy Birthday to you….
Wish you a fantastic day and that you spend it with the people who truly love and cherish you. Wish you all your dreams come true and a life with endless happiness, Love, health and success (with the deliciously handsome named Robert Pattinson by your side ;) Thanks for being courageous and strong in the midst of all the craziness. You are a remarkable woman and I admire you for the wonderful person that you are. Here's to a continually blessed future.

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Happy 21st birthday lovely Kristen

Dear sweet and adorable, Rob hold on tight to this girl…as you once said, she is a unique girl and there are not many like Kristen.

Hugs to all

t said...

The perfect video for the perfect post.Happy Birthday Kristen.We love you JUST the way you are.Never change.You are fucking perfect to us.Lovely post Rose.Beautiful words.

katy said...

Perfect video, Rose :)

Hope said...

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY KRISTEN !!!!

Dear Kristen,

As you celebrate this milestone birthday today...please remember that you are LOVED and ADORED by family, friends and fans worldwide.

Your LIFE is destined for GREATNESS!! Thank you for using your celebrity with class, honesty and kindness.

A TOAST to you Kristen....May today and each day of your 21st year be filled with laughter, joy and monumental success!!! PARTY ON!!

Sydney said...

Happy 21st Birthday sweet Kristen. I hope you remember yours' better than I remember mine!

Lovely words, Rose.

TrailMix said...

Well, this is one of the best posts I've read at Rose's blog. I happen to have 3 daughters and I hope that every single one of my girls will grow up to be as much of an individual as Kristen, flaws and all. Because we all have flaws Kristen, it's just what you do with them and how you handle them that makes you who you are.

Happy birthday to an amazing young lady, may they all be as wonderful as this.:)

K~

RTP_KJS_Lover said...

Happy 21st Birthday, Kristen Jaymes Stewart!!!!

Rose, I legit have tears running down my face. Beautiful post for our beautiful Kristen. Thank you!

I hope Rob is spoiling her today, like he does everyday. <333

gigi9598 said...

Rose, fantastic tribute to Kristen. Tears in my eyes.
Dear Kristen, enjoy your birthday with those you love and who love you just as much......

Kay said...

Wishing Kristen a wonderful, fantastic, fabulous and very, very HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY!!


Absolutely beautiful post, Rose. :)

Samantha said...

Happy Birthday Kristen! Love u.

Always be your self. You are an original. You have so many fans that support YOU!! Don't listen to the haters. Rise to the top. We will always support you for YOU and no one else!! Don't ever let anyone change you or keep you from doing what ever you dream.

I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others, rather than to be false, and to incur my own abhorrence.
-Frederick Douglass

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies with in us."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for something you are not.
-André Gide

Karen said...

Happy Birthday, Kristen. Those of us who are truly fans wish you nothing but the best. You are an amazing woman! Not to mention beautiful,talented,kind, and generous.

May you have a beautiful day surrounded by those you love and those who love you. Know that we love you too.

May you have alone time to share this day with the special man in your life. We all know how much he loves you. May you also enjoy it papp-free!

Rose, this is a lovely tribute to a truly lovely lady. Thank you for articulating what we feel for Kristen.

Karen

dottie said...

Oh! About that fantastic video... Alot of you probably know Fio. She LOVES Kristen & tells the best story about meeting her at the Eclipse premiere in Rome. I'm so glad Rose included her video in today's post.

Have a great day, Roseland!

cutiestar said...

Happy 21st Birthday Kristen!!!!!

I hope you are having a fantastic day with the ones you love. I wish you all the happiness and love in the world. Here’s to being legally able to drink in the US, being able to party in almost any club/ bar hop, legally play Megamillion and gamble/party like a rock star in Sin City, and to getting 21 kisses from a certain deliciously handsome young man. Have a great day and thanks for just being you…which is simply beautiful, earnest, and sweet to the core inside and out. You are one amazing person. Happy Birthday!!!!

Carole said...

Wow! I rarely post here, but I just had this time to thank the person who created that video and to thank Rose for posting that video on her blog, otherwise I would never have seen it. That video represents my sentiments exactly. That is all!

Happy 21st Birthday Sweet Girl and Thank You for being you!

bellabells7279 said...

Beautiful words from Rose. Happy birthday Kristen. I love you so much.

mahaska said...

Happy 21st Birthday, Kristen!

Wise words from St. Augustine:

"‘Where your pleasure is, there is your treasure; where your treasure is, there is your heart; where your heart is, there is your happiness."

Always remember that you are the author, sculptor, and painter of your life. Always.

Great post, Rose! Adore the video! Freaking perfect!

angelica1 said...

Rose, what a wonderful tribute to an absolutely amazing young woman,who has no idea just how truly special she is. I hope she's having a fantastic 21st birthday that is everything she hoped for.

Super RN Gas Passer said...

SAMANTHA...I loved the quote by RW Emerson...perfect.. SMITTY...Tell me what your "favorite" drink is and I will knock down a few for Kristen tonight(as long as its not Scotch)! ROSE...a lovely post today! Thank you!

Rhonda said...

Happy Birthday Kristen. I hope your 21st birthday is everything you want it to be and more.

Rose- What a beautiful tribute. So perfectly fitting for lovely Kristen, it literally made me want to cry. Thanks :)

christine said...

That was beautifully written Rose. We all wish Kristen a very happy birthday spent with people that she loves and love her.

jentoo said...

Lovely post, Rose! Love the video too!

Hope everyone is well, and I truly hope Kristen has a day filled with peace and happiness...today and every day!:)

justme@31 said...

Just Beautiful!!!!!

Birdie said...

Rose,
As always you did not disappoint. I would imagine you would be the same kind of friend that you imagine Kristen would be and I imagine she would be incredibly touched if she could read this post. I know it touched me. Just imagine.
Kristen is much younger than me,but I truly admire her. She has traits that are beyond her years. I,too,have daughters and would feel so fortunate if they grow into young women with the integrity,curiousity, passion and wisdom that Kristen displays. You are a very special young woman,Kristen and I hope that you have a beautiful day with those you love.

ciropeto said...

Happy Birthday milestone 21st beautiful girl....i'm speechless..sigh

dear Rose thank for awesome, wonderful words this made me sappy, and feel tears of joy for Kristen and Rob...your blog always amazing

LJ said...

Perfect post Rose, just beautiful.

Happy birthday gorgeous girl....I hope you are having the most wonderful of days.

All my love,

Liza <3

30 said...

Katy! Can you cut me a piece of that nice looking cake please. :) YUMMY!

Great Job Katy!

ADD said...

Beautiful post ! Congrats Rose.

Because today’s your birthday,
And because you’re extra nice,
One wish is not enough for you
And so here’s wishing twice…
Hoping your Birthday’s wonderful
In every single way
And next year brings happiness
For you day after day

Happy Birthday Kristen !

Grrrrlpower said...

Happy beerday,Kris!

Love you,
Shareen

Melinda said...

Beautiful tribute to someone with such a beautiful soul! Love the video-so many sweet and funny moments that make me love who Kristen is all the more.

May today bring lots of happiness to a certain green eyed beauty!!

Happy 21st Birthday Kristen!!!

Annie said...

Rose: l love everything your write for this blog but today's blog post for Kristen's birthday is so poignantly expressed.
Thank you!
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My happy birthday wish for Kristen, posted earlier today.

Happy 21st birthday Kristen!
Your fans love you..........Just the way you are!
Have a beautiful day!

manjen said...

Very well said..wonderful post Rose!!

Happy Birthday Kristen. I hope you have an AWESOME day!!!

amara said...

Happy 21st Birthday, to the extraordinarily talented, breathtakingly beautiful,sweet, kind, inspiring, fierce, smart, super cool, one of a kind, Kristen Stewart.

Hope today is as special and wonderful as you are.

Happy Birthday!!!

dd said...

Rose, awesome post!
I imagine Kristen would love to have a friend like you :)

I hope she googles herself today, so much love to her from her fans... she would be amazed!


HAPPY 21th BIRTHDAY KRISTEN!

Hope your having a wonderful day, have fun!

:)

DreamerKind said...

Happiest Birthday Ever, Kristen!

More songs will appear, as they did earlier, and will blast on later, for you and the Merrymakers.

Rose knows, and Rose wrote, with heart-filled words, what she sees in you and others do, too, it's the gift of You.

DreamerKind said...

Roselanders, Happy Celebration Day!

A slight change of plans for the Merrymakers bash (for me).

Won't be here to party until around 6pm for Happy Hour and all of the rest.

Start without me!

See you all soon.

DK

Trace said...

Beautiful post Rose. I adore Kristen!

Berry said...

Wonderfully done Rose! Happy 21st Birthday Kristen. <3

Cate said...

HaPpY BiRtHdAy To YoU HaPpY BiRtHdAy To YoU HaPpY BiRtHdAy DeAr KriiiiiSTeeeennnn HaPpY BiRtHdAy To YoU!!!

“So Shake it Shake it Shake it! You’re perfect just the way you are!” -Michael Franti

Many happy wishes…

Cate

wonky word verify: wishr...close enough :)

deb said...

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTEN I wish for you nothing but the best in life You are a VERY special WOMEN AND IS LOVED BY MEANY (not only by Robert)Please be safe and enjoy YOUR DAY.Rose I LOVED THE VIDEO YES one of the best out there Kristen Stewart is beautiful loving AND one BAD ASS GIRL LOVE YOU KRISTEN HAPPY BIRTHDAY . DEB.

Brenda said...

Great post, Rose. Happiest of birthdays to Kristen. You're right, Rose, I know if I was Kristen all my dreams would have already come true. Although I bet her biggest wish is to be left alone, especially on her birthday, by all the paparazzi.

Great quotes, Freddie.

Hi there, all you Roseland ladies!! And especially to the new Gramma!!

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kiwi said...

Aww Rose that was so beautiful. <3

Happy 21st Birthday Kristen. I hope you have an awesome day filled with happiness and love. xxx

ElizabethMC said...

WOW for K to have possibly celebrated her last 4 birthdays with R. Lucky girl. Lucky him.
Happy Birthday indeed.

Kenzz said...

I love how so many newbies and/or lurkers have come forth to add their best wishes to Kristen's Birthday...just goes to show the power of the Stew!! HAPPY B-DAY :)

Great quotes the past couple of days about bb girl...

DreamerKind, we'll hold the fort down until you can join the soiree (we'll say you've made a fashionably late entrance!)...

And Rose, I'm pretty sure that if Kristen were to know you (cue my smirk), she'd find you just as funny, sweet, and passionate as we find her!! Thanks for the post that made so many here get a litle teary...who knew Roseland has become just a bunch of sappy gals!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

DK. SMITTY and ROSELAND...I am at
a Mexican restaurant..fixing to work on the second margarita and then I am done...went to visit the baby...we bonded for awhile and I decided he can call me GiGi!(Eyeroll). Heh...I have been to Blockbusters and I have a movie
to celebrate my grandsons birth and Kristens bday...it is Love and Other Drugs...Have a great evening Everybody!

Kenzz said...

Super, I think we should all have a drink in honor of Kristen's turning "legal age" to imbibe! Evidently, we're not only sappy in Roseland, but a bunch of lushes, as well! haha

We'll be in fine spirits (pun intended!) by the time Smitty stops in... :)

Smitty said...

Let's see--I bet if Kristen saw all this she would be completely blown away by how sweet everyone here is and she'd be really thankful to Rose (again) for her amazing words and whoever did that video--just so so --like how much fucking time that took and all. just the fact that anyone even remembers and cares enough to say happy birthday--it means A LOT I would guess.

I think the best thing is for everyone to just have fun--drink or don't (if you aren't legal don't--hahaha) and enjoy a great weekend.

love you all more than I can say--

Rhonda said...

Hi Smitty- I'm having a drink..or two ;)

((Hugs))

angelica1 said...
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angelica1 said...

Hi Miss Smitty!! Hope you're having a drink or 5, you've been missed xx

angelica1 said...

Rhonda I've had more than one or 2,I can't type :)

Kenzz said...

Smitty: the love goes both ways, my friend!

Have a fantastic weekend, let yourself be taken care of, and celebrate the richness of life...

Thanks for taking a moment (during what I imagine is a BUSY day) to stop by and say Hi!!

Rhonda said...

Hi Angelica :)

katy said...

Hi, Smitty!! Kristen deserves all the love she is getting today.

I'll have a drink in her honor.

HUGS

Rhonda said...
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Super RN Gas Passer said...

SMITTY..We love you! TTYL

KENZZ, RHONDA, KATY, and ANGELICA..Hello ladies! so good to see you this evening..hubby is away and I have you and some movies to keep the party rolling this evening. Shout out to Penny Lane..I miss you! DK..I am here and ready to party1

angelica1 said...

Hi Super, mine's away too. I have red wine!

30 said...

Have a wonderful day Smitty! ♥

*I*Believe* said...

Dear Kristen,

I am sending you the most sincere wishes for a most Happy Birthday! I am also wishing you much happiness and peace in the upcoming year! May all of your wishes come true and as Rose mentioned, you are blessed to have Rob standing next to you when you blow out your bithday candles!

Love,
*I*Believe*

Rhonda said...

Hi Super, 30 and IB :)

Angelica- I'm drinking Red too but thinking I might need to slow down, based on my technical difficulties :)

angelica1 said...

Hi 30 and Ib :)

Rhonda, I'm going to get coffee for that very reason :)

angelica1 said...

...and Katt and Kenzz

Yes, I definitely need coffee!

Rhonda said...

Angelica- LMAO!

30 said...

Hello Rhonda! :) Well since ya all are drinking tonight, "grabs bottle of wine" I'm in!! But if I fall and break my ass, please come get me up! No putting my finger in hot water while I am passed out so I pee my pants and stuff. lol

And I hope DK is bringing the strong shit, the lushes we are. lol

Rhonda said...

30- Lol, I will try my best to look out for you :)

Where is DK??

*I*Believe* said...

Hey Girls...computer issues on this end...how is everyone?

30 said...

Rhonda, I think DK had a HOT date, she left in a rush. He must be a hottie! lol

Dreamer?

;)

*I*Believe* said...

Hi Angelica! Hope your day has been well!

Tigerlily said...

Wow Rose... What a way with words you have!
Like most of the ladies here ..I had tears ( happy happy tears)!
The Fiorels video complimented your beautiful post perfectly!
Happy 21st to the wonderfully adored KStew!

(Even though it's Sunday here in Australia..) I think some Champers is in order!
Cheers everyone ;)
T x

autumng0l said...

Happy sweet 21st Birthday Kristen! I echoed everyone's wishes here...kristen deserves nothing but the best. I hope she having a blast celebrating a milestone with her loved ones.

Rhonda said...

IB- My computer is fine. It's the operator that's whacked :)

DK- Hot date? We might need some details...or,hmmmm...maybe not! Hehehe :)

angelica1 said...

Hi IB, it's been good, how's yours?

angelica1 said...

30 - I thought she left in a bit of a hurry,she's a naught minx that one!!

Kenzz said...

Hi Super, 30, IB, angelica, Rhonda, Katy, and Tigerlily...
I can't think of a nicer reason to share a "virtual" drink together than Kris' 21st (although it looks like angelica, Rhonda, and even Super have started a bit earlier than some of us!!)

I think DK said she'll be by around 6pm (which I think is still 20 minutes away from now for her time zone)...can't wait to boogie for KStew's birthday, courtesy of our resident DJ :)

Gonna get started (& try to catch up with some of you...you know who you are!!) with a dirty martini...mmmm, mmmm, mmmm

Rhonda said...

IB- No competition this weekend? :)

Fantina said...

Happy 21st Kristen. Feliz Aniversário from Brazil

Super RN Gas Passer said...

ANGELICA..heh..your hubby is AWOL also?! Well, in that case,lets get sloshed then!

Hi IB! What will you be drinking tonight?

Hi RHONDA...Red is my favorite color..I bet its good to drink too...havent tried it... YET!

Rhonda said...

Hi Kenzz- Yes, we need DK to arrive soon :)

*I*Believe* said...

I have missed you guys!! No, no competition this weekend. The trip to Maryland wiped me out!! Did yard work today bc the snow has finally melted....and hubby took me to our fav Mexican place for chips and beers....of course I thought of DK at her local cantina....what's this about a HOTTIE?

*I*Believe* said...

Super~It was Blue Moons earlier and I will toast Kriten with another...what time are we meeting up for our toast?

angelica1 said...

Super - Yes,I've just been talking to him on skype.He let me go because I sounded "tired" :)

Super RN Gas Passer said...

IB..I guess we better wait for FGM to tell us...

Hi KENZZZZZZZZZZ

Kenzz said...

Hi IB..missed you too...

I had the same day as you..since our snow is finally gone, spent the day in the backyard attending to some much needed landscaping/pool patio sealing/dog poopoo scooping...

Glad to hear you had a travel-free day!

Rhonda said...

IB- Mexican sounds good. I haven't had that in awhile :)

Super RN Gas Passer said...

ANGELICA...SKYPE with me sometime...I SKYPE! You arent too tired to party with us old girls I hope!

Rhonda said...

Super- What are you drinking tonight?

angelica1 said...

Super - I'm sure I can force myself to party - for Kristen's sake!!

MySoCalledLife said...

Rose - amazing post! It blew me away, so I can only imagine how Kristen would feel when reading it.

Kristen - to the coolest woman that I don't know but wish I did (ha!)... have the most wonderful, blessed birthday! You are an incredible person and deserve only good things in life ;)

P.S. Super - read comments on the last post that you are a grandmother! Congrats to you! Seems like the baby is in good company as far as birthdays go.

*I*Believe* said...

Super~How is the new little one?

Kenzz said...

Super & angelica: Since the cat's away, I hope you little mice find time to play tonite (and what better place than a "party" at Roseland?)

Well, even though I birthed them, my children seem to think I owe them the CONTINUED responsibility of preparing meals (3-a-day...can you believe such entitlement?!!)

Anyways, off to prepare dinner for the kiddo's, feed the dogs, move the laundry from the washer to the dryer, and start the dishwasher. (I know, I can feel your jealousy, ladies..try & keep your envy in check...)

Hope to be back soon... ;)

Fantina said...

I am also having drinks to celebrate Kristen`s birthday.
Nice post.

XOXO

30 said...

Hi Angelica! :)

Yeah that Dreamer of ares! She is a sneaky one!


As for me the only surprise bags I will get for my birthday are under my eyes! Next best gift--nipple magnets to pick my keys off the floor without bending over! LMFAO

*I*Believe* said...

Kenzz, leaving? Promise to come back....30..it's been years...how are you?

Rhonda said...

30- LMAO! You just made me spew wine everywhere!!

*I*Believe* said...

Where's Freddie?

angelica1 said...

Kenzz - You have all the fun!! I suppose I'll just stay here and drink

30 - I'm with you one the nipple magnets.LOL

30 said...

"Passes Rhonda a napkin"


BAwwwwaaaaa!!

Rhonda said...

Thanks 30...and I'll need more info on the nipple magnets at a later date, hopefully much later :)

Super RN Gas Passer said...

MY SO CALLED...Thank you. You are so kind!

IB..The little bugger bear is cute as he can be..I held him for about an hour this afternoon! He looks good..he is so little though..I thought he would weigh more than 6lbs....my daughter was 8lbs4oz...my son was 9lbs7oz!

KENZZ. You are such a good mom! Enjoy dinner and then come back to play with us!

*I*Believe* said...

30~Exactly where does one purchase these nipple magnets?


Dang, I missed Smitty again!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

30..Nipple magnets? Ingenious!

Rhonda said...

IB- I'm not sure the nipple magnets are on the market yet :)

Rhonda said...

Angelica- You still hanging or have you turned on the java?

*I*Believe* said...

Super~There is nothing in the world like holding a newborn! Relish every moment because they grow so fast,as you know.

Super RN Gas Passer said...

30..You are a little young to need those! Once you are over 40, then you will definitely need them! lol

*I*Believe* said...

Well, if the nipple magnets are
30's idea, she better get a patent, she could make a fortune!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

RHONDA..I am getting impatient waiting on DK to return...

ANGELICA..Shall we drink some red wine with you?

30 said...

Nipple Magnets can be bought at the nearest. "I cant give myself a pedicure anymore, because if I bend too long it hurts store" Also the ass lifters can be purchased at the nearest Macys. REALLY they can be! LOL


Super! "I" Helloooo! :))

rolange said...

Ah, sweet Rose, that was just perfect and the pic is just beautiful!

I wish Kristen Stewart everything you said and more. I hope you have a wonderful and happy birthday celebration surrounded by your friends and family and that you see how very special you are to a lot of people...and not just those who know you personally. Be safe. Be happy. Live glorious!

30 said...

Or we can all... sit in the aged home in our wheelchairs, hook our Cains in the belt loops of all the young male nurses...and go for joyrides!! LMFAO

Really, I am not this funny. ;)

*I*Believe* said...

Super~Someone said DK was with a hottie...so she may be a while....

angelica1 said...

Rhonda I have wine and coffee,I'm alternating!

Suoer - By all means join us :)

*I*Believe* said...

30~Don't know if a Macy's ass lifter would do me any good...my ass is so tired it is dragging on the ground lol

Rhonda said...

30- LMFAO! I can't drink with you...pass me another napkin!

30 said...

"Passes Rhonda a bib."

Rhonda said...

Angelica- It's all about balance :)

Super RN Gas Passer said...

RHONDA..I had some margaritas at dinner but now I am open for suggestions. Waiting to hear back from Angelica. How about you? Are you sticking with the Red stuff? word verif grain Should I take that to mean I should stick to the hard stuff?

Rhonda said...

30- You're a one woman comedy show!

Super- I think DK does have a hottie :)

DreamerKind said...

@Super
Chill baby, I am almost here for the duration.

Got the champagne on ice and just have to change out of my black, slinky dress into short sleeves and capris, for it is HOT in Chi-Town.

80 is the temp, while Bren in Albuquerque is getting 37, and a friend in Scottsdale only 49.

*I*Believe* said...

DK~Tell us about the HOTTIE!!

Rhonda said...

Hi DK :)

30 said...

They say you're either a lover or a hater, but me, I'm a licker and a biter.

:0)


Dreamer! Spill it, now who was your hot ....date? And does he a have a brother? lol

Kenzz said...
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angelica1 said...

Kenzz - At 20,I tried everything to strap them down,now I use scaffolding to prop them up!

angelica1 said...

30 - I'm probably nore of a biter

Kenzz said...

Super: your word verif of grain could be referring to a grain of salt...which makes me think you should have another margarita (with a salted rim, of course..is there any other way??)

NO shit, my word verif is 'unrest'...does this bode poorly for tomorrow's foam? Let the games begin...

Kenzz said...

30: licker or biter?... do I have to choose? :)

Super RN Gas Passer said...

30..You are so young to understand the "I cant do a pedicure on myself anymore thing" I am so impressed with you..How did you find out about that? heh..I had my pedicure on Thursday..My new color is by FINGER PAINTS "Louvre This Pink"...

DreamerKind said...

@Super, IB, Kenzz, Angelica1, 30 Rhonda, Freddie, Lynn, Hope, dottie, MySOCL and all posters/partiers, Cheers!

First of all, let me tell you how happy I am to be here wearing last year's capris (that still fit) and partying with the Landers!

The hottie I was with was my daw C as she is leaving soon for AZ and wanted a free meals and some winning scratch tickets from her dear mother.

Waiting to find a male hottie downtown Chicago at some kind of an intellectual doings, drinking some champagne and who sings well.

No going to correct any typos or anything else tonight, for I feel free of all filters, don't you?

Kenzz said...

Super, how is your daughter feeling?

30 said...

Super, it was very sad. The other night I attempted too do one myself. And honestly I am pretty good at nails,makeup and stuff. But I was so sad too learn my body was not cooperating! It freaken hurt too bend that long. LOL

Yes 30 feels 40. :/ but will be 34 in May. lol

Super RN Gas Passer said...

KENZZ...You have made an interesting observation...I happen to have some Skinny Margarita mix in my refrigerator..it is a new one by Jose Cuervo..What do you think? Should I? Maybe I wont get so sick if I stick with the same "theme" throughout the evening! new word verif whirr

DreamerKind said...

@30
Nipple magnets sound divine and I need 4. Two for the nipples and two just above them to magnetize the bottom nipples and lift the masses.

Ass-lifter, must get an ass to life, since my daw says mine never was. Hmm, how could that be for I can walk?

Already it begins...

Word Verf: coutersh/couter sh
I've got a couter, sh, dont' tell anyone!

Rhonda said...

Kenzz- I don't want to choose either...need to keep my options open ;)

*I*Believe* said...

Ok, so here is a boob story. I went shopping and bought myself a new bra that made me feel quite purt and perky. They say the right bra can make a difference and this one did. So Monday morning comes and I'm wearing my new bra to school. Remember, I teach 2nd graders. As they arrived I was sitting at the computer taking attendance. I called the class' attention to me so I cold address the class and as I stood up one of the boys gasped and said to me "Mrs. So and So, you got taller over the weekend...you grew!" I explained that I was a grown up and we don't grow noticable and then all the kids asked is I had on high heels.

The girls in the office and I could only conclude that it was my new under garmet's lifting power tha made me appear taller.

Super RN Gas Passer said...

30..You just wait girl! That is exactly what Im talking about! How is Sigmund this evening? We are animal friendly on this blog, arent we?

Kenzz said...

DK, don't worry about typo's, we're all here able to translate inebriateness!!

You are SOOOOO lucky to be enjoying the bubbles..wish I were with you in the windy city imbibing with a sweetly enticing Prosecco, a dry and tempting champagne, or a full-bodied, tantalizing Napa bubbly (is it obvious I recently traveled to Sonoma/Napa??!!)

DreamerKind said...

*IB*
Howling here, girl!

You are taller, thanks to the new bra. Amen!

Will remember that story and tell a few trusted gossips, if you don't mind, no names will be mentioned to protect the innocent (you and me).

Super RN Gas Passer said...

KENZZ..She is very sore..Her husband is lifting her up out of the hospital bed...so sweet..I hope he will always be that attentive. He is tickled to death with that baby!

IB..heh..I am surprised they didnt nail you on the bra! Kids are so smart these days!

*I*Believe* said...

I'm with DK I am not going to correct the typos I just made...you guys can figure it out:)


veri word-foolane- I ain't
fool-ane.

Rhonda said...

IB- I love it, lol!

DreamerKind said...

@Kenzz
Me, too, when can you get your arse over here to the Mid section of the country?

Barbara Fenwick said...

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY KRISTEN. Rose, your post was perfect, and I had tears running down my face when I read it. I wish all good things for Kris today, and I hope she realizes how much she is loved. I know Rob will do everything in his powers to make her realize it. The video was fantastic. Thank you Rose for doing this.

30 said...

Oh dear Mr. Sigmund is grounded. Again. When I went too target earlier. He decided too go too my daughters room. WRIP her fav dolphin stuffed animal in pieces, then preceded too MY room and put a hole in the side of my bed spread. Also added stuffing around. Girls, this dog has anger issues! I swear it. Hes like since you left for an hour mom. You are going too pay dearly.

DreamerKind said...

@Super
I suggest you stay with the margars. and tequila until you drop from them. That's only a balance thing while getting sick is so much trouble and messiness.

Kenzz said...

DK: you owe me a new computer, as I believe spitting out a mouthful of white wine (which I will attest came out of a box...apres meeting with the financial advisor (aka grim reaper) RE: SAVINGS FOR COLLEGE) constitutes some sort of negligence on your part...You should have anticipated the reaction to your hysterically dry humor!

Love ya!!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Thank Goodness..DK is here! Now we can really party.

Shall we have a round of "toasts"?

*I*Believe* said...

Hi Barbara Fenwick!!!

Rhonda said...

30- Pass Kenzz one of my napkins :)

*I*Believe* said...

DK~Feel free to share when the party gets rolling, I have a really good school story I'll share!

Freddie said...

Ladies - I'm late to the party. Sounds like some interesting discussions going on.... nipple magnets, ass lifters.. LOL.

IB - I've missed you. The bra story is great. Next time I want to look taller, I'll keep that in mind.

Angelica and Rhonda - go easy on the wine.

Super - so glad about your grandson. He sounds magical.

30 - "hook our canes in belt loops of the young male nurses and go for a joyride...." Ha Ha. Love it.

Kenzz - now that you've performed all of your motherly duties you can party.

DK - have you been out having fun???

Hi everybody else.

Kenzz said...

Toasts all around...wish Rose was here to start on this VERY auspicious day...any of you with "direct contact" could help us out here and see if she'd like to start the good wishes... (silence while we wait for 5 minutes...)

*I*Believe* said...

*running to get a cold Blue Moon*

BRB

DreamerKind said...

@Kenzz
Boxed wine is also divine and so economical. (All wine is fine) Am totally envious of your Napa trip and would pinch you, if you were sitting here with me, just to see if you were a princess or not.

Sure, you can have this old computer and I'll buy a new one. Come and get it! Offer expires on 4/16/11.

*I*Believe* said...

FREDDIE!! We were wondering when you would get here:)

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Good Evening Barbara...You are just in time to have a drink with us! I hope you are well this evening!

30...OMG..Sigmund might need some doggy Prozac or something to keep his anger issues and separation anxiety in check!

Good point DK..I will consider your advise while I pour one!

Rhonda said...

Hi Freddie- I'm already too far gone, I think...hiccup...

Rhonda said...

IB- When is your school year over?

Hi Barbara :)

DreamerKind said...

While waiting as a courtesy, for Rose to join the toasting, I will tell you that my capris are plaid and that I am playing Rob's part incognito, here tonight.

Like he is, I am always late, losing 25 minutes here and there, even after planning to leave somewhere and be somewhere on time.

We are so alike in those ways-plaids & late always, oh, and being fond of Kristen,too.

Freddie said...

IB - we've missed you. Glad you're back. What else have I missed? I tried to scan the comments, but I'm sure I missed stuff.

30 - did Sigmund look at all guilty when you got home and saw the mess?

Super RN Gas Passer said...

FREDDIE..Good Evening! So glad you are here with us!and thank you, he is a precious little fellow!

30..Most of those male nurses are gay but so what..they are alot more fun to talk to!

cj said...

haha!!! You ladies are crazy!!! My kind of crazy, tho :)

Kenzz said...

DK, you make it hard for me to post, as my chuckling interferes with my efficiency...
The hubby has decided that boxed wine suits us as consumers with VERY loyal tastes...I think the boxed stuff generally sucks, but I don't want to bankrupt us, either!!

HI Freddie (who should be our historian, due to your research affinity), IB (lovin' my fellow NE Roselander), Rhonda (funniest gal I know), sweet sweet Barbara Fenwick, & the fabulous 30 ( the lady who says it like it is!!)!! That's probably way tooo many exclamation points, but I'm feeling particularly exuberent tonite...due to our bb girl's b-day??

Rhonda said...

DK- Don't forget about the chocolate-covered pretzels :)

Freddie said...

DK.....or should I call you Rob... LOL. You are in fine form tonight.

Hey Rhonda. I'd be joining you with the wine, but I finished it all up the other evening and haven't gotten to the liqore store yet. So have a glass for me.

Super - is this your first grandchild? (forgive me I should probably already know this)

DreamerKind said...

@BarbaraF
Come on in, the water's fine.

@Freddie
I swear that I have not had one drink yet! When I told the waitress tonight that we were celebrating a birthday, and she asked whose? I said Kristen Stewart's.

She looked at me blankly and I said you know, the Twilight movies (should have said Adventureland instead), but she just smiled a little.

Two mature ladies behind us giggled, so they must have been closet Twi's, don't ya think?

My daw said mother, you need a life or something like that, in a snarky, snotty, girl voice. I can't help but agree, for it's time for me to sprout some buds, and spring into something new.

Not giving up my Superstars nor Rose/Roselanders/Trio, though.

cj said...

I almost forgot...Happy 21st Birthday, Kristen!!! You are amazing, girl! Love you! I hope Rob spoils you rotten today!!!

*I*Believe* said...

Oh, I forgot to tell everyone that my hubby is a hero!! He was driving by a house and saws flames coming out of the side of the house around the brick chimney. So he called 911, turned around and ran in to see if anyone was in the house.

There was an elderly couple and a dog. They actually had the front door open because they were trying to get the smoke, from what they thought was the fire they had just lit in the fireplace, out of the house....hubby says, "You better get out! Your house is on fire and the flames are right near the gas pipe...the geezer didn't believe him and walked out to check...then the panic set in...the guy was trying to run back in to get laptop, wallet, cell phone etc.

Kenzz said...

DK: we all determine our own life's path...you never mind you're daw's opinions.... when I need this backbone in a few years with my sweet high-schooler, will you step up to the plate & remind me of this??? :)

Rhonda said...

DK- I met a 70yr old Twilight fan this week. More importantly, she was a Rob and Kristen fan. She told me if her first husband had looked at her the way Rob looks at Kristen, she wouldn't have needed the other two husbands that followed!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

FREDDIE..Yes..He is my first..hopefully not my last...Let the new adventure begin!

DK..Your children just dont understand you!..mine dont either..Oh well..

Freddie said...

Oh DK - I would have loved to see the waitress' face when you said that. LOL.

Kenzz - I'd be pleased to be historian or administrator. I actually did something wacky. I went back and collated all of the quotes about Kristen that people had posted over the last three days, and I was going to post it today as a summary but after seeing how long it was, I thought better of it, thinking Rose would probably freak if I posted several long posts. Oh well. Yes...I know what you're thinking...I need to get a life.

Kenzz said...

IB, what a crazy story! Did everyone (including the animals) get out OK?

You must be so proud the hubs took the time to stop and involve himself! Bravo

cj said...

Hey, my daughter makes fun of my Twilight (Rob) obsession, too! But she is 23 and thinks Taylor L is hot. No accounting for taste!!! :)

DreamerKind said...

@Kenzz
No matter where I am in a few years, when you need to hear me say so, you will, look for me in your head, heart and glass.

Super RN Gas Passer said...

This Love and Other Drugs movie is kind of boring..Its just Jake Gyllenhall and Anne Hathaway screwing eachother brains out.. I would rather see Robs sex scenes..Classier! Leaves more to the imagination!

*I*Believe* said...

Yes, everyone was safe and they stopped the fire so the house didn't burn down but there was a lot of damage....the fire was in the walls...the house is a very old one that they spent a lot of time renovating.

Hubby is a joker so at first I didn't believe him so I asked him if I could smell his shirt and sure enough he smelled like ham in a smokehouse!

angelica1 said...

Freddie - That was a really nice thing to do :)

DK - I have to bite my tongue with the kids in the family, if they knew the half of what my sister and I got up to before they came along....

Freddie said...

IB - That was really good of your husband. You'll have to get him a hero sandwich or an award or something. A superman's cape would probably be over the top, i guess...

DreamerKind said...

@Rhonda
I have the M & M pretzels, since I am being Rob, and will share some with you all, later.

Wish I had such a good thought about my other two hubsters, it would have made life so simple. Well, no regrets, darlings.

*I*Believe* said...

Rhonda~School gets out at the end of June...it's better than July which is when we thought we would finish because of all of the snow days.

Freddie~You missed 30's new invention~nipple magnets!

Freddie said...

Thanks Angelica - how are your doing? Work still really busy??

cj said...

Super, glad to hear someone agree with me about that movie! I hated it! ITA sometimes the more left to the imagination the better (unless it's Rob!)

Rhonda said...

IB- Your husband is a hero :)

Freddie- Wow, that's actually very nice :)

Kenzz said...

DK...I flove you (and you know I mean it, cuz I just can't lie...!!)

Hoping you have some stories to regale us with this evening?...Doesn't have to be recent...we love your interactions with the Chicago glitterati (or even, riffraff...we're not picky...your storytelling skills transcend the people you choose to write about) lol (& I send this to you as my retired Mom thinks it translates, "lots of love" <3)

Freddie said...

IB - 30 will definitely need to get the nipple magnets patented. And the marketing strategy for them could be quite amusing.....

DreamerKind said...

@Freddie
Great idea about the quotes! Save them to a document and post the link, so that anyone can copy and store them, is that workable?

I have all of the Beatles songs from the songlist on such a place, and can get them anytime I or anyone else needs/wants them.

@cj
I know what you mean about the kiddos. Re: Taylor I find him very good looking, and am thankful that we all don't get attracted by the same types or the world's population would be in severe decline, due to the chosen one's not being able to propagate fast enough. Tee hee.

First toast, anyone?

*I*Believe* said...

I was in the Twilight closet at school until my mom gave me a most delicious Edward poster for Christmas. I thought, dang, I have to be able to see this everyday so I brought it to school, hung it up in my classroom and added, "EDWARD SAYS TO READ!" I am now out of the closet at school!

cj said...

Dreamer, I will def toast to the chosen one!!! Yes, Taylor is cute, but as my sis-in-law says: Taylor is a puppy, Rob is a stallion!!!

angelica1 said...

Freddie - I'm fine,work is still very busy but I'm on holiday from Thursday night until the 26th :)

*I*Believe* said...

PS The second grade girls think he is very handsome!

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