Rob and Kris-- It's That Easy...

He knows exactly what he does to us...

One of my biggest problems when I sit down to write a post...

is I have so many other windows open

and I don't just focus on what is going through my head.

Flipping back and forth...

Trying to keep up with everything

and still put my thoughts into words.

I kinda suck at it lately.

I know I have said this before...

(and you know I will say it again)

But sometimes the negativity just gets to me.

And yeah...

I know I contribute... OK?

I know I laugh and poke fun at peoples desperation.

But I don't make it personal.

If you get angry with what I write...

If you believe I'm talking about you?

That's your fault.

Not mine.

I'm not to blame that you see yourself in my words.

I don't point fingers at anyone specific.

Yet...

People seem to think I'm talking about them.

Just about them.

What does that say?

It says something that I haven't said in a very long time

If the shoe fits...

Slide that bitch on.

Although I'm guessing it pinches a bit..

and might be somewhat tight.

It's your fucking shoe.

And its not my fault you squeezed your foot into it

and it hurts.

Beautiful Stunning Kristen.

So where does this leave me?

I'm not a 'news' blog.

Obviously.

I mean...

I write about current topics.

Add my thoughts and observations...

But I only post once a day

(if that)

So being an up to date blog isn't my thing.

There are a million already out there

doing the same thing.

And I'm in no way interested in competing for scoops and pics.

And I know I can be a snarky bitch at times.

I own it.

But how many ways can I say that I think

Robert Pattinson is fucking gorgeous?

(he is)

Or say how Naturally Beautiful Kristen Stewart is?

(she is)

or how often do I have to write that

Robert and Kristen

are obviously gloriously in love

and deliriously happy together?

Well.

I never get tired of that.

Sometimes I think that I shouldn't read my email.

I get sent so much shit.

(You have seen some of it)

But I mean negative stuff.

I read it...

It kinda gets me going...

and then I bring out the paddle and start stirring.

Why do I bother?

I have no illusions that my blog is going to change

anyones mind when it comes to Rob/Kris

(I decided to call her Kris... mostly because

I know it annoys people and there is something about

annoying people with a simple word that is so appealing)

I don't write this blog to change minds.

I don't expect those that hate... to stop hating.

So that brings me to this...

Am I a hater?

Do I hate the haters?

Walk. Walk. Walk.

No. 

I don't hate anyone here.

I don't spend hours of my time...

endlessly ranting and raving about someone I don't know.

I don't hate people because of the clothes they wear...

or that they like to kick off their heels as soon as they can.

I don't hate someone because *I* think they should smile more

and then when she does smile?

I don't complain about her smiling and call her a famewhore.

I don't hate someone because they don't behave the way *I* think they should.

I don't hate someone because she doesn't hold hands the right way...

or walk the right way... or pose the right way.

I don't hate someone because they are shy and awkward in public.

I don't hate someone because they are rich and famous and beautiful

and lord knows I don't hate someone because she happens to hold

the heart of one of the most fascinating men in the world.

And I most certainly don't hate someone enough

to have a blog/tumblr/twitter

for the sole reason to hate.

No.

That would be silly.

And irrational.

And kinda sad and pathetic.

Don't you think?

(Remember the shoe... does it fit?)

Put your head on my shoulder... whisper in my ear... baby. (Or nibble on it...whatever works)

So I apologize for being so reflective today...

And not talking about 

Rob and KRIS

and how Kris is probably back in LA as I write this...

and how I know much will be made about that fact

but how I also know that Toronto is on the itinerary

Did I say 'know'?

Yeah. I did.

Because when Kristen and Rob can be together...

They are.

They always are.

And no matter how many old pictures

and old bullshit 

and co-stars 

and nights out 

you throw out there...

They will be together again.

And again.

And again.

Because that's what couples do.

And that's what Rob and Kristen continue to do.

And look adorably cute and lovely doing it.

Oh so cute.

And that brings us to ...

Green Sheep.

Yeah.

He doesn't look too happy here.

Not that I blame him.

But I still find him adorable.

I do.

I can't help it.

Even with all that hair...

and that wretched hat.

That he obviously loves.

Tom Sturridge is all kinds of cute.

Completely.

Still.

This post is brought to you by the letter *K*

K for KRIS

It really is too easy... you know?

And who am I to pass up an opportunity to laugh?

K for KISS

people want to take Rob's kiss with Taylor

as some sort of victory ...

I thought it was a great move

and we got to hear Kristen call him 'honey'.

;)

K for Knowing.

Knowing that when Kristen is in London

for filming SWATH...

Someone will be by her side as much as possible.

And I don't mean Tom.

Although I'm sure we will see him too...

Which is a good thing.

Win/Win

Bye for now

♥♥♥