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Saturday, June 4, 2011

Rob and Kristen- Are You Ready For Some TWIRLING?


WoW

I've been trying to 'catch up' with all the latest goings-on
And the fervor and fury surrounding a silly award show
has been incredibly entertaining.

Laugh out loud entertaining.
Seriously.

Why are people in such a fucking tizzy over this show?
I mean... from whatever side of the fence you are looking at it...
Why is it such a big deal?

1. If Summit does indeed have MTV in their PR pocket
(and let's face it, who doesn't Summit own? Bwahaha)
And the whole Twilight related awards
are in fact all fixed and just to sell a PR relationship...
Why is there so much damn foaming over it?
If it doesn't MEAN anything...
Why so angry?
Why so bitter?
Why so hateful?
I've read people are boycotting the show!
OH NO!
We can't watch Rob anywhere NEAR THAT GIRL!


"It's ALL rigged and fixed and doesn't mean a thing
but I'm going to vote and vote AGAINST ROB!"

Why would you bother if its fixed?
Hmmmm?
And you call yourself Rob's 'FAN'
yet you vote against him?
YES!
You must save him from the horror of Twilight!
It's up to the Foamers out there
to protect Rob from himself! 
He obviously has NO idea what he wants
and we all know it can't be THAT GIRL!
It just can't!
I won't allow it!

BWAHAHAHAHA!
So many contradictions.


2. And lets say that Rob and Kristen DON'T win the Best Kiss?
Will it really matter in the grand scheme of things?
Really?
Because I'm thinking that it won't.
Oh sure...
It would be 
FanFUCKINGtastic
to see Rob and Kristen win that award
and go up on stage and have a big ol' kiss...
But at the end of the day
Even if they don't win
(although I can't imagine who would beat them)
and even if they do some awkwardly adorable
version of an Edward/Bella kiss...
or if they make out passionately...
Do you think it will affect their relationship?
Do you think that whether they are together
is riding on them winning some silly Best Kiss award?
If they kiss on TV it makes it more real?
What is more meaningful is what happens off that stage.
And sorry to say...
We don't get to see more than a few snippets of that.
And if you think about it...
Isn't that the way it's supposed to be?
People aren't supposed to have 24/7 access into 
peoples personal lives...
No matter if they are famous or not.

Just be happy that Rob and Kristen are happy.
They are sharing their lives...
(and their puppy)
and they have been making it work for over 2 years.
And come on now...
It's not up to you or me to decide
if they are handling their relationship the right way.
What works for them
is all that matters.



3. Where is Kristen?
Where is Robert?
They have been spotted everywhere the last few days.
Oh yes...
I love how its so believable when people tweet
Rob is anywhere but with Kristen...
But as soon as people start tweeting they are 
walking their dog...
or hanging out...
Well..
THOSE tweets must be LIES!!!
And to be perfectly honest...
Not one of these 'tweeters' have a pic to prove their story.

It has been proven on more than one occasion that people
make up shit on twitter.
People have agendas.
People want attention.
People like to stir the shit.
Go figure!


4. I'm looking forward to tomorrow nights show.
I really am.
Not so much for the kiss
(Come on guys, you can DO this!)
But just to see Rob and Kristen together...
It's been a while.
I mean...
The whole handholding/kiss in the limo at the WFE premiere
was fuck awesome...
Don't get me wrong
But it would be nice to see something else... Right?
Do you think we will get it?
Are Robert and Kristen ready to show the world
that they are really in this for the long haul?
Will they put all their cards on the table?
No more bluffing?
No more trying so hard not to give yourself away...
Just holding hands...
and kissing.

Whatever happens.
Happens.

I think we will be surprised...
Wink
Wink
Nudge
Nudge
;)


This post is brought to you by the letter *T*


T for Toronto.
Kristen was there.
Rob was there.
They will be there again.
You don't know
the why.
the when.
the where.
Just know that they are Together...

T for TOGETHER.
people keep trying to analyze 
how Rob and Kristen behave as a couple.
What's right. What's wrong.
Good thing its not up to you.


T for Truth.
You see things your way...
I see the TRUTH.
Robert.
Kristen.
Always end up 
Together.
Because that's where they want to be.

T for Tomorrow
The sun will come out Tomorrow.
Tomorrow is another day.
And it just keeps getting better.
And better.


T for Tom Sturridge.
Shaggy, sexy Tom.

It will always be 
Green Sheep.

Bye for now
♥♥♥
 
Oh yeah...
Are you ready for some TWIRLING???
Sunday Night Party??

249 comments:

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LJ said...

Hi everyone,

Rose this is a cute post...can't really see them snogging on stage though, ha :)

Just peeking in to say hope everyones having a great weekend!

Smitty - I ❤ you.

I don't get MTV on my tv....so I will look forward to reading about it and seeing how beautiful Kris looks tomorrow with my morning cuppa!

Massive love to you all,

Liza <3

Birdie said...

DK, Gwen and Bren,
Well I'll be damned, now I missed all three of you. There is always tomorrow...
Good morning, Liza. Hope all is well with you and bummer that you can't see the MTVMA. It will be all over the internet in a day.

Today is the day. Fun! Fun! See you all later!

olivia said...

Good morning dear Rose and lovely Roselanders,

Missed everyone yesterday as I was out of town with some friends. Just caught up back reading while I sat with my morning coffee.

Birdie, congratulations to your daughter and to you. Graduation is one of those wonderful life moments. Best wishes to her as she continues her education.

Groovie, I completely agree with your comments yesterday afternoon (5:10 pm). Just to see Rob and Kristen is win, win in itself. It will be icing on the cake for them to be selected for any of the awards. (Really liked the design by the way, thanks for posting. Even though my son has some, I'm a big chicken.)

Sorry I missed you Smitty. Have a most wonderful day today! Know that I am always wishing you the very best.

IB, hang in there, you are almost done.

PL, great joke!

Hope to hear a fun NYC report from Kenzz.

**wave** and hugs for y'all.

Have a great Sunday everyone. Will peek in this evening to see the comments about the MTVMA show.

Wildhart007 said...

Morning Roseland!

Missed everyone yesterday :(
Can't wait to twirl with everyone today.
Glad to see Smitty stopped by.

Got my TV set to record.

Big news around here was Trace Adkins house burning to the ground yesterday. Everyone including the pets got out safely, thank goodness. Only his kids and the babysitter were home. They had practiced for just such an event. The news helicopters were flying over all afternoon. I'm about 7 miles away. (entirely different neighborhood, especially size and money)

DK We used to have two muskrats living in the bank of the creek next to my house. It was fun to watch them slide off the bank into the creek and play. Their tails were ugly but the way they played reminded me of otters I seen at the zoo.

Everyone have a good day!

Linda

Kenzz said...

Hi to al the lovelies of Roseland...Rose, i'm awfully happy to see a Saturday post, although I didn't get to see it till now...

Thanks for all the good advice about NYC...my daughter had a most amazing time with us...Her mouth dropped open at the beginning of Phantom of the Opera, and I don't think she'd closed it since!! She was soooo excited to see her favorite show on Broadway; our room overlooked Times Square; we ate at a 50's style diner in the theatre district with very talented singing waitstaff; she tasted her first official NY cheesecake; saw where SNL films; and was broadcast in the audience of both the Today Show and Fox this AM; visited Battery Park; saw from a distance the Statue of Liberty; drove by the World Trade Center site and the Brooklyn Bridge; and sat for a street vendor drawing of her portrait! A lot was accomplished in 20 hours! :) I might offer a presentation on "How to experience NYC in less than a day!"

I need a nap before I tune in to the MTV awards tonite...hoping Smitty was wrong and Rob plants a big one on Kris tonite :)

Haven't had a chance to catch up on the comments, but I trust everyone had a wonderful weekend!

olivia said...

Wow Kenzz, you certainly did pack an amazing number of NYC adventures into 20 hours! So happy for you and your daughter. Such a great mom you are for planning such a memorable trip!

OK.......

another WOW.........

......all I can say is .......

I do believe.....

this is going to be the very best.......

ooops......had to catch my breath....

MTVMA evening ever!

I'm smiling already!

Hugs for y'all. A big one for BC also! This is a man who gets it!

Mary said...

Olivia,

You are sooo funny! Are you having palpitations right now?

I'm going to make a wild guess here and say that maybe you saw a video that you liked a little bit?

Kenzz said...

Olivia: Thanks!! & You are too funny about the MTV awards tonite! Your enthusiasm is catching!

I may pour myself a glass of vino, jump into the hot tub for a little relaxation for my back from all that walking, and see if I can convince my hubby to watch the award show with me. (I know I'm asking alot, since he was such a good sport about accompanying us "girls" to Broadway, etc!)

Ckecking in later to see everyone's reaction to everything (or maybe nothing...who knows!) lol

Freddie said...

Hi folks,

Just stopping in quickly to say hello before all the action begins.

Kenzz - I'm so glad you and your daughter (and your husband) had a great time in NYC. It's great that you could have this special experience with your daughter. I'm sure she will remember fondly for a long time.

Olivia - take deep breaths. LOL.

Hey Penny - hope the finger is feeling better.

Hello to everyone else in Roseland. Talk to you later (likely).

Mary said...

Freddie,

Forgive me, you keep asking about my pathetic injury and I keep forgetting to answer.

The finger is totally fine. The sliver worked itself out and I didn't even realize it until I saw I had no more black spot under the nail.

Thank you for your concern because it was such a minor thing after all was said and done.

I'm leaving now to...you guessed it, walk STFU.

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Good Evening Everybody!!!!! I am watching the live feed and have just enjoyed seeing the BD1 video...Cant get the smile off my face! lol

I have had a busy weekend of activities and now have R&K and of course Roseland to enjoy hopefully without interruption!

30 said...

So a big congrats too Nikki Read, I hear she is engaged......

I mean it must be true love and marriage/kids after only 3 months of dating.


Right? This will end well.

Bahawwwaaaa!!!

Hope said...

30....Are you SERIOUS??!! The one from AI?? Paul? I will pray for his soul.

Kristen looks GORGEOUS

CONGRATS ROB!!!!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Hahahah...Poor Bryce D. Howard...and did you see the look on Kris's face? priceless!

Rob, I swear you are too funny! and you are winning everything!!! no surprise there!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

30...Awww..you are being very "unkind" to Nikki....My guess, she trying to get "hitched" before R&K do so she can PROVE that shes gotten over R and moved on...right..lol

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Hahaha....Im sooo GLAD Tay got a kiss!

Kenzz said...

Tooo freakin' funny with this year's "Best Kiss"!! Loved it in the moment!

Smitty...you called it...no smoochin' on stage!

Hi to Fredie, 30, Super (lovin' the new grandbaby avi), olivia, hope, & PL...

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Hi KENZZ...Glad you had a great trip to NYC!!!!

My grandchild is growing so fast...he looks bigger everyday...life is agreeing with him so far...

Did you see the invitation to the Cullen wedding? soooo neat....I dont know how I will stand it until Nov. 18th!!

DreamerKind said...

I am beside myself, with mirth and joy. Could they be any more hilarious or real? Not in my mind, which gives them lots of leeway.

Thank you, Rob & Kristen-you make me feel like dancing!

DK

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Conrats Kristen and Yes the Popcorn IS YOURS...I hope you will remember that everytime a Nonnie rears its ugly head!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Hi DK...I agree with you!!!! Both of them are so adorable.

DreamerKind said...

Everything Must Change

George Benson:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JNBdXgoysg

Everything must change
Nothing stays the same

Everyone must change
Nothing stays the same

The young become the old
Mysteries do unfold

'Cause that's the way of time
nothing
And no one goes unchanged

There are not many things in life
You can be sure of

Except rain comes from the clouds
And sun lights up the sky
And humming birds do fly

Winter turns to spring
A wounded heart will heal

Never much too soon
Everything must change

Rain comes from the clouds
And sun lights up the sky
And humming birds do fly

Thank you/RakyMaky

DreamerKind said...

@Super
This was the absolute best MTV awards show-EVER! Don't you agree?
I am in love with the world, at this moment.

Kenzz said...

DK: I too thought it was the best becuz it was completely unexpected!

I'm watching Gary Busey give out the award for best movie...be afraid, be very afraid!

Kenzz said...

The winner is... Eclipse!!!!!!

Kenzz said...

Tay is sooo cute when talking to the fans!

DreamerKind said...

@Kenzz
We live our lives with those who are our lives, and then we get extra joy from those who share their lives with us. And on and on it goes, if we let it.

30 said...

Hope I am serious. Mark "Mckalin" or something tweeted it, she told him at the awards tonight on the red carpet.

As for that kiss, well my dear Robert. I got my hair pulling wish, just not with the person I had in mind! Either way that shit was hot as hell!! LMAO

I swear Rob stole that show tonight. I dont know what he was drinking but dam I almost peed myself a few times there.

(and ear muffed my 10 year old) lol

Super RN Gas Passer said...

DK..YES!! I agree with you again, but generally you and I agree on most things!

E C L I P S E I S T H E
W I N N E R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its way past my bedtime, so good night to all.

30 said...

Kenzz! Smitty called the "no" smooching on stage did she? I missed that post. That Naughty Smitty of ares. LOL

30 said...

Super I do think you might be onto something there with your theory.

Kenzz said...

Ldaies, I love you all, but all that traispsing thru NYC has tuckered out this Mama, so I'm hauling my a** up to bed! Again, the tips helped us bring NYC to life for our daw, and we couldn't have hoped for a better reaction from her!

cONGRATS TO R 7 k FOR ALL THEIR AWARDS

Kenzz said...

OMG, I was trying to convey "All you ladies", and "traipsing thru NYC" i CAN'T EVEN BLAME Damn u, autocorrect!

Birdie said...

My two cents before I go to bed. The "best kiss" was brilliant and I officially love Taylor. He played along perfectly and loved when he grabbed Rob's chin when addressing romance.
Loved Reese for saving Rob's botched line. He is still darling even when he's nervous.
Kristen looked beautiful, her dress was cool and I see she was sporting her comfortable shoes. Her best actress speech was adorable,she was funny and yes, she earned the popcorn. The loons should really figure out that they are the minority. Rob and Kristen have very loyal fans.I love that they are just real and not the smooth,schmoozy Hollywood
types. Rock on Rob and Kristen!

OK,now I have to go to bed.

olivia said...

Awesome!

A clean sweep! So very happy for Rob, Kristen, all the people involved in making Eclipse, and of course all the dedicated fans.

Certainly saw some very adorkable and funny moments. I liked the solution of how to handle the acceptance for "Best Kiss". Didn't see it coming but it was "highlarious" and allows for "there's always next year". : D

Homerun trailer! BD promises to be top notch and to exceed our very high expectations.

Congratulations to Rob and Kristen for keeping what is "theirs" very special and to themselves. I really admire them both as a very unique and lovely young couple. I so enjoy cheering them on and always wish them the very best in life.

Yes Kristen, the popcorn is yours, so is Rob, sweet Bear, and great happiness! Hold onto all that happy dear Kristen.

Super, such a beautiful grandbaby! You are very blessed!

Night to all the lovely Roselanders. I'm off to read for a bit....will finally finish World without End tonight!

Hugs for Rose, Smitty, Gruff, Syd and Taylor too!
Hugs for y'all, lovely Roselanders!

Fiorels said...

OMG, it's 6 am here.. and I'm all awake and sappy right now.. :')
This was so much better than a make-out session; which I wasn't expecting anyway..
My god.. I'm in a " awwww" mode lol

but my eyes are hurting so much..

talk to you tomorrow!
hugs to everyone!

DreamerKind said...

Don't have a song or a thing to add to this perfecto night of the best of our Best, R & K.

Might even go to sleep...we'll see.

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Good Morning ROSELAND...

OLIVIA..You always sum everything up so eloquently and thankyou for your nice comments!

DK...You and I were so excited last night we had to go to bed early..hahaha(It was just too much for us seniors)!

ROSE...I am twirling...cant wait for your next post!

ROB...I loved that you DIDNT kiss KRISTEN and kissed Tay instead..what a fantastically brilliant move ..I would never have thought of it..hahaha... (Im glad that you didnt kiss her because of "some" people insisting you BETTER kiss her and all that "demanding" crap that gets spewed at you). GOOD JOB and Congrats again! ROB, I can just imagine you in a comedy role and you would be so damn funny on SNL!!
I hope you will do it one day!(not demanding...just sayin')!!!

I cant say enough about how impressed I am with Taylor Lautner...what a GREAT guy!!!

KRISTEN...You were wonderful! You were beautiful and so very nice to mention the actresses that didnt win! The cameras caught the expression on your face when Rob made the comment about taking Bryces head off and now "look" shes pregnant..(that was such a perfect moment!)

Have a great day everybody!

30 said...

Super I have too disagree with you on the "demanding" stuff. I have been watching the MTV awards for at least 13,14 years now and Way before Rob and Kris it has always been tradition that who ever wins best kiss.. actually kiss. Well until Rob and Kris starting winning lol So for people too be disappointed who voted 3 years in a row for them I can understand that too a "point".

Now all I have too wonder if the nonnies will hate on Taylor now that Rob and him made out!lol TL is such a good sport! :)

Super RN Gas Passer said...

30..Good Morning...Yeah, you are right about the tradition..I was really reacting to something I saw posted a few days ago here. Have a great day!

olivia said...

Beautiful Monday morning to Rose, and Roseland!

Still twirling after last night and the phenomenal MTVMA sweep. Forgot to mention that I thought Kristen rocked the red Balmain leather dress with pins and studs. It was perfect for her and so appropriate for the event.

To keep the celebratory mood going, here is a salsa tune from one of my favorite groups.....
Salsa Céltica. ( a group from Scotland )......
and the song is called El sol de la noche.

http://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=iA9yff0cXE8&
feature=related

Have a great Monday.
Off for a half day of work.
Hugs for y'all!

MySoCalledLife said...

Hi All - I haven't posted in so long. Life has been so busy. I hesitate to even post today because, while you all know I love Kristen and I love Rob, I think I'm in the minority here who did NOT like the best kiss acceptance.

Look... I don't ask for them to share their private lives with me. I like that they keep that to themselves and don't splash it about. I like that they are who they are and don't conform to hollywood stereotypes. BUT - I'll say it - I was bummed with how the executed the best kiss thing. It was kind of a cop-out. I will probably get yelled at for saying it, but it seemed lazy and I was annoyed. I get that it's not up to me and they don't 'owe' me shit. But like 30 said, it's kind of tradition and it's been 3 years now. I would have thought this year would have been the time to give fans what they want.

I don't know. Millions of votes came in for them to win... multiplied by 3 years. That's a lot of votes! 1 kiss (as bella & edward) wouldn't have killed them.

I'll brace myself to get yelled at, but it's how I feel.

I still love those 2, but last night was kind of 'meh' for me.

Kristen did look bad-ass in that dress though. Best dressed of the night...

Anyway, hope all you lovely ladies are well! Take care Roseland ;)

SueBee said...

Hey all. Just dropping by to say that I haven't disappeared from the universe!

One of my baby bees is in little league softball and it seems that we are either at games or practice ALL the time.

Anyway, huge hugs to all my friends!

XOXOXO


Susan

angelica1 said...

Hi Susan, they certainly do keep you busy, even big kids :)

Mary said...

Hi Susan, it has been a long time. Take heart, in only gets worse the older they get, lol.

MysocalledLife,

I think everyone has an opinion on what they should have done, but at the end of the day, they will just do what they are comfortable doing. Kissing Taylor was a better response than last year's because, hey, you still got a kiss.

I understand your frustration but something tells me that the more people speculate and want to see a glimpse of their relationship, the more they will endeavor to hide. And if people stop voting for them then that is their choice. But you have to admit, it makes you wonder what will they try next year so I'm sure the votes will keep on coming.

Annie said...

Good afternon everyone!

Loved the MTVMA's last night. Absolutely loved Kristen's dress and her acceptance speech for Best Female Performance. She looked beautiful both in style and confidence.
I thought Rob was hilarious in his comments on stage and the Rob/Taylor kiss was great too.

Rob and Kristen not kissing on stage.........neither here nor there. They deserved to win.

So, are the delusional still flying the "it's all pr and Summit"?.......Silly, delusional fools.

PS: I also loved how Kristen greeted Blake Lively and I have to say I didn't like Reese's jab at Blake Lively.........I don't think that girl deserves four Vogue covers but it's not right at all when other celebrities slam each other like that. It was a low blow and I didn't expect that from Reese. Tell her privately if she needed to but do not make her the brunt of a crude joke when she's embarrassed already.

Robert said...

here's the thing, i just love these two because, they do stuff that they are supposed to do because they are professionals, but they do it their own way because they are originals; they are not performing monkeys. if you order them to kiss, they will not do it, then the second they are off the stage they are all over each other. it's like they think they are alone.
also, anyone who thinks she was dissing natalie portman does not have a clue
and, i love rob i really do, but his girlfriend breaks my heart. did you see her hug blake lively? they spent what, one afternoon together and they are friends forever, and i lost it when she put her head on ryan reynolds shoulder, she is just so sweet. and seriously, that move would have seemed cheesy if done by anybody else, but she is so genuine, it just seems natural
and finally, there is video of her talking to chelsea handler at the after party....and handler looks completely charmed by her. the fact that she even gives that bitch the time of day, just proves what a class act she is

just saying

Kenzz said...

Good afternoon, Roseland!

Well, Smitty called it...no on-stage smoochin', unless it was with Taylor!! Smitty, you crack me up... Bravo :)

Great comments, Robert, about how these two are "originals"...how very true.

Hi to Annie, PL, Super, DK, 30, Susan (long time/no see!), mysocalledlife, angelica, Olivia, and any & all I've missed... Happy Monday!

angelica1 said...

Hi Kenzz,

They're totally unique and completly unpredictable and that's exactly why we love them so much :) As for those who totally misunderstand their comments, unfortunately intellect is a very large component of wit.Rob and Kristen have both in spades but it's in lamentably short supply in some quarters.

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