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Friday, July 15, 2011

Rob and Kristen-- Sooner or Later



Oh good fucking grief.

Oh how I weep for this fandom sometimes.

Let's see....
1. Rob was at a wrap party for Cosmopolis last night.
And its like the floodgates of stupidity opened up!
First.
ROB IS SMOKING!!!!
Yeah. OK.
Hasn't he always smoked?
I know some people would like to think this is 
some sort of harbinger of doom on 
Rob and Kristen's relationship.
See...
It was speculated that both Rob and Kristen
had tried to stop smoking (or at least slow down)
because neither of them were spotted with 
cigarettes in hand lately...
and if you follow Rob and Kristen
They always seem to have cigarettes in hand.
Yeah, sure...
The lunatic fringe wanted it to be about
Kristen being pregnant or some such nonsense...
But COME ON
she's prepping for a physical part in a movie
Surely a pregnancy makes NO sense?
Not that sense ever stopped anyone before.
JFC
So now that Rob was seen with a cigarette...
and Kristen
(oh this is good shit)
was spotted with a lighter poking out of her jean pocket
(by people who don't really LOOK THAT CLOSELY.. heh)
Well...
Surely this is some sign of the apocalypse... right?

And oh...
Let's not forget that Caitlyn Croneberg 
was seen in Robert's vicinity.
OH MY GOD!
He smiled at her!!!
The guy just wrapped on a movie...
And he can't even fucking go out and enjoy a party
with the cast and crew
without the same lame fucking bullshit drama.
And...
It seems there was some deranged asshat
who was tweeting Caitlyn a lot of vicious disgusting shit...
Just for standing next to Rob and smiling.
Seriously.
Hopefully the account has been taken care of...
and the person institutionalized
but one thing...
The person who tweeted that sickening bullshit
is NO fan of Robert's.
No way.
No how.
(But nice try.)


See Kris.
See Kris Run.
Run Kris Run.



See Kris
See Kris walk
Walk Kris Walk


The point?

Kristen is being stalked by very persistent paparazzi.
Going to get her passport renewed?
Do we need to see that?
Horseback riding..
While mildly interesting the first time...
Do we need to see it again?
And really...
Kristen gets rear-ended by a lady (driving a Jag, no less)
And its front page news.
I mean...
The guy just kept taking picture after picture
after picture.
Wouldn't a few have told the story?
Did you have to just sit there snapping away?
And really...
People think she calls the fucking paps?
REALLY??????
Kristen Stewart.
Who has very vocally declared her intense dislike
of that particular base of human being...
And how they harass and stalk her.
WHO WOULD WANT THAT???

Again...
I'm faced with this whole dilemma of posting these pictures.
It's like...
I love steak.
I really really love steak.
But if I actually sat down and thought about where
the steak comes from...
and saw what they did to get the steak...
I might not ever eat steak again.
I would probably become a vegetarian...
You follow?

I'm usually oblivious to the extremes that
Kristen and Robert are exposed to when stalked by the paps.
I mean...
We see the pictures...
and they look like they are just walking to a car...
or through an airport...
or down a street...
(run Rob run)
But when you actually see the videos...
It makes you pause... doesn't it?
The cameras in their faces...
The flashing lights in their eyes...
The people shouting and yelling
usually obscene things to get a response
They get so close...
And they don't care about them as human beings.
That time...
When Rob was caught in the street
determined NOT to let them follow him home...
And he just stood there
and they just kept taking the pictures...
and it didn't matter that they were all the same
they just kept taking the pictures...
because they could.
And even when Rob pleaded with them
(and God... Rob... pleading... breaks my heart)
They didn't fucking care.
They just kept taking pictures anyway.
See...
If I think about that
If I think how the pics were taken
how they were obtained...
what they shouted at Kristen
or how they followed her to her parents home...
How they just sit there and keep shooting
even though she is just taking stuff out of her car
and putting it in another.
Pretty mundane.
Pretty boring.
Pretty ordinary.
Yet.
Kristen can't do anything ordinary
without it being seen.
Being watched.
If I think about those details...
I might never post another pap pic again.

But I love steak.
So much.
I try to push where it comes from out of my mind.
Just because I want to have my steak
and eat it too...

But I won't wish for any pictures...
I won't long for that sneaky peek into 
Rob and Kristen's life
I will be satisfied with what they are willing to give me.
What they are willing to share.
I can do that.
I can try...



 So... we know Rob had part of his head shaved
for Cosmopolis...
Will he end up looking like this?
I don't have a problem with that.
Short hair.
Long hair.
Greasy hair.
Combed hair.
Whatever.
Is it Rob's hair??
Then I'm good.

I'm more interested in if we will see this sometime soon...
(After Comic Con)


Perhaps heading over to London?
Maybe?


You know that Kristen is going...
And come on now
YOU KNOW Rob will be there too.
It's just a matter of time...

Because sooner or later...
Rob and Kristen
ALWAYS
end up together.


Oh yes indeedy
You know they do.



Oh my.
Someone sent this to me.
Isn't it all kinds of cute?

Tom and Dr. Teeth.

I love it.
I love Muppets.
I love Tom.

Ain't nothing wrong with that.


This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for blame.
Stop lumping the lunatics 
into any section of the fandom...
The loonies aren't real fans of either
Rob or Kristen.
They just want an excuse to hate.
And they use Rob and/or Kristen to do it.


B for Bwahahahaha!
Remember that time when they 
wanted to believe it was her BROTHER??
Remember?

B for

Bye for now

Green Sheep.
Forever.

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Rhonda said...

Sjjw- Awww, she's cute. It's sweet that you got a rescue dog. I hope she will be okay :)

Teeth said...

dang, I always miss the good shit.

happy monday everyone; at the start of another 40 hour work week :)

angelica1 said...

SJ - I have a friend with a springer spaniel that had a herniated disc. It had it repaired surgically which I had no idea they could do

Melinda said...

Hi all! Busy, busy Monday! Hope everyone had a fun weekend.

I normally don't leave comments in places where I disagree with the writer etc. Yet I lent my support for Rose on that blog. I feel that while she is entitled to her opinion (even if I think it is utter nonsense)the way it was written was awful and the handling of it even worse.

I will say something in her defense though. She isn't a nonsten. In fact she has called them out on their bs in two different posts. (How that is any different that Rose calling attention to the hate is beyond me but I digress.) I don't agree at all with her "finding ground with them" mantra but she does seem pretty supportive of Kristen.

For what it is worth she amended her post with an edit saying that after talking to Rose via twitter she saw she was wrong in her opinion that Rose was behind BWAN. She also apologized for her actions in another blog post. Not many people are willing to do that so she got kudos from me on that at least.

Side note: while on her blog I did read some of her other posts. She is both funny and snarky about all kinds of things.

In the end I don't think she is this horrible person. I think that she failed miserably on this recent post and "social experiment" on twitter. Hopefully it is a lesson learned and she will think before she does things in the future.

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Dottie said...

SJ-Your dog is darling! I'm glad you and she found each other.

I read that people are already lining up for Comic Con. Wow!

Hope all of you are well and happy.

Melinda said...

SJ- What a sweet dog!

Freddie- Did you get any housework done over the weekend? I took your advice and just ignored it! LOL! However I did buy some new cleaning products so that's a start right???

Also that sucks about Tomas. How old is he?

Rhonda- Vacation sounds pretty good right now! I was about to ask you something else but I'll send you a dm later on twitter so be on the lookout. :)

Angelica- My aunt recently had back surgery and I thought about you. How is that coming along?

To those who defended Rose on that blog-
kudos for a fantastic job in being polite but firm in support. Well done!

Smitty- I'm always amazed at how you keep your cool when you have reason not too. Have a fantabulous week!

Mary said...

Hi all,

I just got back from the lake. I know, rough life.

I'm sure you all realize that Rose Fan is just a Love by another name.

Melinda,

I agree that the other blogger is snarky and funny. She made a mistake that she owned up to and that tells you what her character is truly like.

Anonymous said...

@ROSE FAN
WTF ?

Mary said...

sj,

What an adorable little flopsy face.

I meant the dog, not you.

Dottie said...

Hi PL, A day at the lake, huh? What a hard life you lead! lol

Sounds wonderful!

Freddie said...

Hi Melinda - LOL on the cleaning. My job was to paint my mailbox and I only got as far as buying the paint. So I guess we're both in the same boat.

With respect to Tomas - he was a stray so I don't know his real age. A vet estimated his age when I first got him, so I guess he's about 10 years old, which I consider to only be middle age for a cat. I keep telling him, he owes me many more years.

Hi PL - hope you are well. You know, tonight I think we could do with a little less Love.

Freddie said...

hi dottie - how's it going?

PL - I just realized that my comment might be misunderstood. I don't mean you, but other "lovely" visitors.

Melinda said...

PL-

I decided to look at the big picture before I left a comment. In the end I still feel she is/was wrong about Rose so I let her know it.

I have no problem saying that she writes some good stuff. She does. Her "10 questions for Comic Con" is really cute.

However as I said in my first comment her own "anti-nonsten" posts negated the "Robsten ambassadors" post and I hope she sees that. I'm not going to fool with her anymore though because it's pretty pointless and I'm moving on from it.

Hope you are doing well. I'm off to find some dinner. TTFN!

Melinda said...

Freddie-
You could come clean my house and I'll paint your mailbox! Fair trade right??

Okay seriously finding some food. It's 9PM and I'm starving!


Hey Dottie! Just waving hello! When do the boys get back?

angelica1 said...

Hi Melinda,

I have new drugs which are pretty good and am going to see the orthopaedic surgeon,rather than the neurosurgeon.I think they're going to try an anaesthetic block first.


PL - sj may well have a cute,flopsy face too :)

Dottie said...

Hi Freddie, Melinda, and Angelica :)

MELINDA: My boys get back in 1 week. I'm so ready. My husband is out of town this week as well, so I have the house all to myself.

angelica1 said...

Hi dottie - I've forgotten what mine looks like :)

Freddie said...

Angelica - good luck with the anaesthetic block. It would be great is that worked for you.

Mary said...

Freddie,

I knew what you meant. You sound like you have such a busy life, mine is completely boring in comparison.

Melinda,

I didn't leave a comment there because I don't leave comments anywhere but here and it seemed like she was thoroughly chastised enough. I have no intention of reading her blog but I still think she just "spoke" without really thinking and realized it too late.

Angelica,

Sj may indeed have a flopsy face. I know I have flopsy hair right now so who knows what is flopping on someone else.

Dottie said...

Aww Angelica, how long has it been? It must be hard on you at times.

I hope the block works for your back. If it does is there a chance you can avoid surgery altogether?

Freddie said...

PL - Naw. Work is busy and I do like that because the time goes quickly, but truthfully, on weekends I like it slow and uneventful - probably way more boring than your definition of boring. And I think I remember you mentionning volunteer work so I'm sure you're pretty active in a very useful, productive way.

Rhonda said...

Hi Melinda, PL, dottie & Freddie..

Angelica- Have you tried a block in the past?

Dottie said...

Hi Rhonda! How are you?

Rhonda said...

Dottie- I'm good, thanks. How are you? Missing your boys?

Dottie said...

Rhonda-I miss them so much. Thank goodness for technology! I try not to bother them too much but we text and chat on FB which helps. They are very patient w/their clingy mama. lol

Anonymous said...

@ROSE FAN
You were rude and impolite. I've realized that you are a troll. Please leave.

Malica said...
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*I*Believe* said...

Hi Friends,

Dang, I missed Gruff...."hi Gruff" *waving*. We have been wondering about you.

Looks like a little housekeeping was completed.

Hope the coast is clear,

Who's still here?

Freddie said...

Hi IB - I'm still here. I probably should have head off a while ago. How are you? Long time no talk to. Sounds like you're busy with family stuff.

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Good evening ROSELAND...

We are at Myrtle Beach now...all settled in...had a nice meal and sipping on a little Pinot Grigio while I get caught up on the posts...

I have enjoyed ALL the posts and so glad to see PRPRO and GRUFF!!

FYI..to anybody coming down here on vacation...bring some mosquito repellent! Otherwise, it is beautiful weather this week...the high today was a very comfortable 86!

ANGELICA..It sounds like an epidural steroid injection that the doctors are contemplating for you. I wish you well with that...my FIL had one recently..it takes a week or two to kick in, but then the pain relief is good!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Hi IB and Freddie...Cheers! Ignore...ignore....ignore....

Freddie said...

Hi Super - your location sounds heavenly. Are you on vacation? Have a glass for me.

Sydney said...

Melinda: I admire your patience and perspective. I'm a little too hot-headed to forgive that blogger so easily, though she's certainly received enough shit.

I am wary of anyone who talked that much shit about Rose in her blog and in her reply's to the comments. Would she have apologized if that shitstorm hadn't come her way? No matter how many people pointed how wrong and hypocritical she was being she would just say it's her blog or that we were reading it wrong. I still get kinda pissed just thinking about it. I haven't seen that much hypocrisy in a long time.

She says she doesn't read Rose's blog? Well then what was that attack based on? Whatever...she deserved all those comments. That was just dumb. Sorry...we so don't need to rehash this...it was just still bothering me.

Rhonda said...

Dottie- Well, at least they will be coming home soon :)

Mary said...

Sydney,

I wondered where you were yesterday when the drama started. I know you like a good argument.

I think it's time to just leave that blogger in the dust. She had her moment of fame if that was her motivation. I'm sure Rose isn't giving her another thought and I'm not going to either. I truly think she is harmless and just made some poor choices.

Believe,

Are you still around?

*I*Believe* said...

Freddie~ Are you still here? I am glad work is busy for you so the time passes quickly.

*I*Believe* said...

Yes, PL, I'm here....I bet the lake was glorious.

Veri. work is back!

*I*Believe* said...

*word, that is!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Hi FREDDIE..Yes..on vacay..will come home on Sunday!!

Hi SYDNEY...I agree with you. A campaign of "that magnitude" is quite disturbing..I also would like to know what prompted her..as I said earlier,but just conjecture...attacks are usually based on jealousy...

*I*Believe* said...

Super~Little black gnats are swarming up north here....must be the weather?

Rhonda said...

Hi IB :)

*I*Believe* said...

Oh Lord! OK, who forgot to close the gate again?!? A troll's among us!

Warm up the delete button Rose!

Sydney said...

PL - I do so love an argument. I should have just commented. Then I could have been done with it. I guess I'm like her - I assume people can't go another moment without hearing my opinion.

Freddie said...

Hi IB - yes, I'm here. How's it going? I'm not the only one who's busy. It sounds like you are too. Has your MIL rescheduled or cancelled her visit?

Sydney - I'm feeling like you and biting my tongue so I don't re-hash the topic, but I wish I was feeling as open-minded as PL and Melinda.

*I*Believe* said...

Rhonda!!!!! I miss you and you Cons.!!!

How ya doing (minus the friggin' toll)?

Mary said...

Freddie,

Isn't that a novel thing for me to be open minded? I felt the need to change things up a little. Or maybe it is because I got religion this weekend.

Believe,

I said that for your benefit.

*I*Believe* said...

Freddie~LOL...I still feel a smidge guilty...lol...the last e-mail said they hope to visit in Sept. or Oct.

Are keeping cool up North?

*I*Believe* said...

PL~I got my religion too this weekend! Little daw was the only one who would come with me. Do you feel as refreshed as I do?

*I*Believe* said...

PL~Are you near the Dells or do I mentally have you in the wrong place?

Sydney said...

Freddie: that WAS me biting my tongue. I have a whole lot more to say on the matter. But yeah, I'll spare everyone the added negativety.

Super: have you ever seen the movie 'Shag'? It's about a group of friends having a graduation trip to Myrtle Beach in 1969. It's a favorite of mine.

Rhonda said...

IB- I've missed you too, hope you're doing well :)

Freddie said...

IB - it's in the high 90's here today and expected to feel over 100 with the humidity later this week.

It's definitely toasty.

*I*Believe* said...

Rhonda~I am well...already getting things together for next school year in my new grade level. Have you been busy? How's the heat near you?

*I*Believe* said...

The humidity is the killer! No need to shower because the minute you go outside you feel like you're taking a shower.

Mary said...

Believe,

You've got me in the wrong state. I am not near the Dells but I'm near Lake Michigan.

Rhonda said...

IB- Wow, it seems as though you just got out of school. It's hard to imagine it's time to go back :(

Yes, I have been busy, especially with work, and the heat has been miserable.

Super RN Gas Passer said...

IB..My guess only but I think the insects are a product of weather and "conditions" like humidity and large bodies of water nearby...now TROLLS on the otherhand...they are "pests" for sure..the exact scientific mechanism involved escapes me(eyeroll) lol

Freddie said...

Super - enjoy your vacation! Rest, relax!

*I*Believe* said...

Sorry PL, my bad, Dells are in Wisconsin, right? I gotta get me a little notebook like DK has to keep track of everyone.

Did I ever mention that hubby is from the mid-west? Indiana.

*I*Believe* said...

Rhonda~I still have a while before we head back to school...not till after Labor Day...but I am trying to get a jump start.

Super~I know what you mean about Trolls...we need Big Billy Goat Gruff...lol...to give the trolls a swift butt in the ass!!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

SYDNEY..No I have not heard ofthe movie....I will go looking for it though:)

PL..Did I tell you my nephew lives in Lansing, Michigan? I have never been but would like to go check it out.Sounds like a nice college town with lots of festivals.I know they have a big music one every summer.

Mary said...

Super,

East Lansing is the college town but I've only been a few times. My family are all alums of the other college town in the state.

I'm going to call it a night now. Everyone play nice.

Sydney said...

Super - it's great. Bridget Fonda, Phoebe Cates and Annabeth Gish are in it. The music is great. It's a really fun movie.

Freddie said...

Night PL.

I think I had better do the same. Have a good evening everyone. Take care.

*I*Believe* said...

Nite PL...see ya tomorrow!

*I*Believe* said...

Nite Freddie, sleep tight!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

FREDDIE...Thank you...I intend to do just that!

PL...If I dont catch you in a sec I will catch up soon. I am ready to call it a day.

Good night everybody... and RHONDA..I hope tomorrow will be less training manuals:)

*I*Believe* said...

Good night Super and everyone else...I'm off too!

Melinda said...

Just popping by once again real quick.

I just want to make it perfectly clear that I DO NOT agree with that chick's "ambassadors" post and her actions at all. That post was full of stupid!

I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt since she apologized. I'm now a little cynical about her apology. Why? Well after saying that her "apology" post was her last one for awhile, low and behold she went a did a new post(yeah I know I said I was done fooling with her, but I find myself fascinated with people's actions, so sue me).

Who knows what her true motivations are. I can now say for certain that she probably knows to keep her opinions (however misguided they are) about Rose to herself! Lest people kindly tell her where to shove it.

Anyway...truly done talking about her now.

Dottie- Awww they will be home before you know it. Enjoy the time to yourself. Who knows when that will happen again!

Angelica- Hope the spinal block works for you so you can skip or perhaps delay surgery.

Super/Sydney- I LOVE Shag!!! Such a fun movie. Great to watch with the girls and margs!


Rose- You know I heart you! Keep your chin up. Helps in the prevention of accidental foam drownage! :)


And as I take off let me just say... that banner is SMOKIN! ;)

Have a wonderful evening!

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