Is Robsten a Dirty Word?

The post you are about to read is true. 

Only the names have been changed to protect the stupid.

If you are pregnant or nursing...

Are prone to heart attacks or leprosy

If there is even a remote chance that

you lack a sense of humor 

or cannot comprehend sarcasm.

Read at your own risk.

Possible side effects include:

Sausage fingers

Crook eye (not to be confused with Stink eye)

Fallen arches

Hair loss

Tennis Elbow

and Diabetes.

If you think you have any of these things.

Go to a fucking doctor.

Good Grief.

We are in a major drought.

Major.

Like...

Kristen hasn't been photographed since July 31st

and Rob since August 9th.

A month with no Kristen?

Is that true??

And yeah...

they have been tweeted all over the place

as usual.

And as usual...

Idiots keep believing the idiots.

I guess when people are desperate for

anything R/K related

They start fucking hallucinating.

And some people are so thirsty for ANY news

they are willing to believe anything as long as it has

Robert or Kristen's name attached to it.

You can feed these people shit...

and tell them its steak

and they will eat it gladly.

They will chew and swallow

and they will tell you its the best steak they ever had!

I really don't get the anguish.

Maybe because I'm not worried about the state

of Robert and Kristen's relationship.

Why should I be?

They have managed pretty good all by themselves

without my input.

Do you really think they need anyone

(especially people who don't know them)

Telling them how to conduct their very private relationship?

Right. Right.

So these fools come out of the woodwork.

On Twitter and Facebook...

Looking for attention.

Looking for excuses.

Looking for a way to find drama where none exists.

"I saw Rob _________"

Well you can fill in the blank.

It really doesn't matter where...

As long as its NOT with Kristen

You are good to go.

And there are always suckers who will eat that shit right up.

OH MY GOD!!!!
I GUESS ROB IS STILL IN L.A.!!

WHY ROB WHY!!!

Anyone can say anything...

One random asshole

And it goes thru Twitter 

like the fucker came down off the mountain

with stone tablets in his hands.

SO LET IT BE WRITTEN

SO LET IT BE DONE!

It must be true!!!

I saw it on Facebook!

But someone saw Rob punching grandmas in Los Angeles!

It's GOSPEL!

It has to be!!

The whole twitter/facebook thing amazes me.

Not only because of the gullibility of the masses

Those who are so despondent for any news of Rob/Kristen

But because it's odd how easily some tweets/sightings

are believed...

and others?

Not so much.

One lonely tweet about making an 'ice cream sunday'

(sunday? really??)

For Robert Pattinson...

She admits to not seeing him

But she throws in Soho and a birthday candle...

and all is right with the world.

Etch that on the tablet.

But in the not too distant past...

There were numerous tweets 

about Rob and Kristen at an afterparty.

Numerous.

As in more than one.

Where they were seen kissing... and snuggling together.

Being Rob and Kristen

But no.

NO NO NO

We cannot believe those!

NEVER!!

Even though it was other famous people...

(Famewhores, no doubt)

Even though more than one person saw it

It quickly gets dismissed

and the familiar chant rings out...

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

(but exceptions are apparently made)

So...

I say to you

Where is Robert Pattinson?

We haven't seen a fucking picture of Rob since August 9th.

And I will even give you the tweet from Norman

(Still loving Norman)

And his guitar shop because I think he's a good guy.

(And he waited a day to say anything)

Even given that...

That sighting was last Wednesday.

Almost a week ago.

 So let's fucking face it people

All you Rob/Kristen starved people out there.

We don't fucking know where he is.

Not you.

Not me.

Not Nana Rose...

And believe you me...

Nana Rose knows just about everything!

And I get it.

I really do.

I love seeing pics of Rob and Kristen

(especially together)

And sure...

I miss their faces.

I miss THEM.

I do.

But all this angst and worry about Rob and Kristen

is ridiculous.

Please tell me you agree.

It's one thing to miss them...

It's quite another to anguish over perceived locations

To get all worked up over random asshole tweets.

To stress out and start calling Rob names

for not being where you think he should be...

or that he wasn't home for his Mom's birthday.

To fucking stress out over NOTHING.

It's insanity.

My personal opinion?

Well...

You must want it if you are reading this... Right?

You don't know if Rob missed his Moms birthday.

You don't know where he was that day.

I think he's been to London at least once.

Maybe he's there right now?

Who knows.

(Maybe there will be pictures eventually telling us where he is)

But if you honestly think that a few weeks apart...

means anything in the grand scheme of things?

You need to lighten up.

Truly.

You don't think Rob and Kristen talk everyday?

Really?

And is it really that far fetched to think that Robert

charters a jet and goes to London for a few days?

Really?

Don't be utterly foolish.

There have been days and days when

no one knows where Robert is.

Or Kristen for that matter.

Days and days.

Do you think he just ceases to exist

until the next butthead decides to make up 

some lame twitter sighting?

What

The

Fuck

Ever.

I prefer to think of Rob and Kristen

TWIRLING

yes.

Happy and in love.

Living their lives without intrusion.

Their Love.

Their Way.

(I hear a song...)

Don't see drama where there isn't any.

Don't stress over bullshit.

The truth shall set you free.

Green Sheep Forever.

I miss that face.

I really truly do.

Even if it is buried under all that hair.

It's still a wonderful face.

A beautiful face.

This post is brought to you by Roseberry.

It's sweet.

It's delicious.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- Moments That Matter

I love Uma. She fucking rocked in Kill Bill (1 and 2)

Random Rose.

1. Bel Ami stills were released the other day.

Seeing DuRob being all sexy dirty with various women.

Sweet.

Why do I like the thought of Rob playing a nasty vile guy?

It's just so...

so...

DELICIOUS.

Greasy, unkempt Robert. Reminds me of the Twilight days...

This picture reminded me of this one...

Nice.

Same hair.

Same face.

Oh yes.

I want Bel Ami.

Now.

I want to see this despicable DuRob.

I've heard Rob takes off his clothes.. A lot.

Oh to see Robert play against type.

Um.

Hello?

Why isn't this movie out yet??

You gotta love Norman (is that his name?)

2. So.

Guess what.

As of Wednesday...

Rob was still in L.A.!!

OH NO!

That was tweeted on Thursday.

So Norman waited a day to let the world know that

Robert was in his store again.

I like this guy.

Classy move, Norman.

(Can I just admit that I love the name Norman?)

And this is one of the few tweets I actually believe.

Rob has been to this store before.

I know a couple of guitar guys...

You can NEVER have enough guitars.

Never.

I like the thought of Rob buying guitars.

Playing guitars.

Singing with guitars.

And storing them all in his hotel room.

Or some storage locker where they could be damaged.

Right.

As fucking if.

Silly people.

Oh what a dream to hear Rob sing in person...

3. And back to the whole

Rob is still in L.A. thing.

I honestly don't get why its such a huge fucking deal.

There was such fervor about an article
by Taryn on Celebuzz...

Why?

Because she said that Rob was going to a private party?

Because she said he was still in L.A.?

(which it turns out...she was right)

Why is it bad for Robert to be there?

There have been no pictures of him 

partying or getting drunk with other women

and there would be... believe me.

In fact...

There hasn't been any pictures of him

AT ALL.
(Well, since grocery shopping with Sam)

Just random tweets from random people

placing him here, there and everywhere.

But Taryn got a lot of heat for it.

And to me...

People seemed to have forgotten what else

she has written about.

About Rob and Kristen.

Together.

A couple.

Hoping Rob will be joining Kristen soon...

She writes about that ALL the time.

So why not focus on that?

Instead of blaming her for Rob being in California.

Which... BTW

doesn't mean he's STILL there.

He was in L.A. on Wednesday...

He could be anywhere by now.

Perfectly Pretty.

4. Every time a new tweet comes out claiming

they know where Rob is...

(As long as its NOT London)

I get my usual batch of hate mail saying

"SUCK IT BITCH!"

"HE'S NEVER GOING TO LONDON!!"

I know... Right?

Why do some people care what I think?

Why do they think I care what they think?

That's a lot of thinking.

I just will never understand why they have to 

haunt my twitter and my blog...

I don't try and force my opinions down anyone's throat...

Why do they continually try to do that to me?

I hate to say this...

Because its so fucking cliched.

But I don't give a fuck if anyone agrees with me

that Robert and Kristen are together or not.

Either you believe they are together.

Or you don't.

There is no in-between.

No grey area.

It's as simple as

Yes or No.

Is you...

Is you ain't.

No whining about where Robert is... or isn't.

No complaining that they aren't spending enough time together.

No screeching about all the bullshit out there

and whether its true or not.

This wasn't part of a movie...

Do or Do not...

There is no try.

If you took all the lame excuses out of the picture.

All the PR bullshit.

All the 'Damage control' blather.

All the stuff that is just convenient justification

trying to explain why 

Robert and Kristen always end up together.

Take away all the Twilight promo

Take away all the award shows and public appearances.

And just look at all the rest.

The moments when they were just together.

Moments that weren't anything

but two people wanting to spend time with each other.

Moments that keep happening.

Private moments.

Dating moments.

Kissing moments.

Laughing moments.

Concert moments.

Airport moments.

Hotel moments.

Taxi moments.

Christmas with parents moments.

New Years Eve on IOW moments.

Take ALL of those moments...

and it adds up to a relationship.

Years of moments.

So either you believe... or you don't.

You see what I see

Two people in love...

In a committed relationship

People who know whats best and what works for them.

If you saw any 2 people in these moments?

You would believe.

You would have no doubts.

Yet there is always reluctance and skepticism

thrown at Robert and Kristen's relationship.

So this is supposedly just two friends out together...

But this is two people who are romantically linked...

Why is that?

Why can any other two people walk out of a restaurant together

and they are immediately linked and romantically involved...
(I admit that Emma and Andrew are all kinds of cute)

But years of Robert and Kristen doing things together

And still people resist.

Why is that?

Well.

I know what I know.

You can make up your own mind.

Of course Robert loves her...

 5. Looks like Nikki Reed got herself a twitter.

Should be interesting.

Yeah, I've admitted I'm not her biggest fan.

But so what?

I don't want bad things to happen to her.

I don't understand why people go on her twitter 

just to hate on her.

Seriously.

She sounds happy with her life right now.

Good for her.

Don't go breaking my heart...

6. Thomas.

And Sienna.

Such an odd pair.

But as long as they are happy...

7. This post was brought to you by Twirling.

I love how it pisses people off.

I love how some people do it all the time.

I love how twirling is automatically associated

with celebrating Robert and Kristen being together.

But I really like how it pisses people off.

A lot.

I haven't twirl nearly enough lately.

I need to remedy that.

Soon.

Bye for now

Robert and Thomas- You've Got a Friend

Well...

Since Rob and Kristen have decided to become

all unseen and out of sight

I've decided to focus on other things.

Don't be goofy...

Of course Rob will be involved in SOME way!

Ha!

Seriously.

It's no secret that I absolutely adore Tom Sturridge.

Absolutely.

I have Rob to thank for showing me the light.

The Tom Light.

I was barely aware of Tom Sturridge when I

first became infatuated with Robert.

I mean...

I saw the narrow guy who sometimes was lurking

behind Rob in pictures...

Trying to stay out of sight.

I read where they were friends from school days.

I thought it was sweet that the two managed to 

stay connected when Rob became Edward

and his star rocketed into the atmosphere...

Rob seems to the the kind of guy who is intensely loyal

to those he loves.

I sense that from Tom as well.

I've seen interviews with Tom where they

always go to asking him about Rob.

And I've seen Tom say that he doesn't

want to add to the oceans of words out there

about his friend.

His friend.

I love that Tom doesn't try and capitalize on his

friendship with Robert.

He doesn't name drop

He doesn't attach himself to Rob every chance he gets.

He quietly remains Rob's friend.

And truly?

Almost every time you see of picture of Rob and Tom together...

They are smiling.

Laughing.

Good friends.

Good times.

Can you imagine what it must be like

to hang out with Rob and Tom?

Remember when I used to say that my 'fantasy'

of Rob was just to kinda hang out with him...

have a few drinks

listen to music...

Talk.

Well.

You can add Tom to that fantasy.

OK.

I know that sounds all kinds of kinky.

But unlike a lot of people in this fandom

My thoughts of Rob and Tom 

aren't exactly sexual in nature.

Don't get me wrong...

I find both of these guys incredibly sexy

in their own way.

Attractive.

Charming.

Adorable.

But it's never been about the size of certain body parts

or the thoughts of 'rolling in the hay'

with one or the other.

I just think they would be such fun 

to hang around with.

2 adorkably funny guys

with piercing eyes...

floppy hair

scruffy or beardy

Beanies or baseball hats

Hobo-riffic clothes.

What's not to love??

Exactly.

What's not to love?

Then I think of Kristen.

She gets to hang out with both of them.

At one point they were quite the trio

Going everywhere together.

And if I didn't love Kristen

I would be all jealous of her.

Oh who am I kidding?

I'm extremely jealous of her.

Because not only does she get to have

the love and devotion of Robert Pattinson...

Oh no...

As if that's not enough.

No.

She also has the love and admiration of
Thomas Sturridge.

She gets to work with them.

Hang out with them.

Laugh with them.

Love them.

Oh Kristen.

You truly do have it all.

Looks. Talent. Fame.

Robert's heart.

Thomas's devotion.

Oh to wear your chucks for just ONE day...

So here we are.

No Rob.

No Kristen.

OK... we did get pictures of Tom today...

walking with Sienna.

Of course.

They do that pretty well...

The walking thing.

And the hand holding thing...

and the kissing thing.

*sigh*

But what can you do?

You happily accept their choices in life.

You are happy they are happy.

Just one more thought...

I know Tom isn't in the same stratosphere as Rob right now.

He's considered an 'up and comer'

But Tom is more than just

"Rob Pattinson's best friend"

or 

"Sienna Miller's boyfriend"

He deserves more than being somebody's something.

You know?

Have you watched some of his movies?

He's very good.

There are even some similarities in his acting

style that he shares with Rob.

He's also been honored for his work in plays.

And his accent?

Fucking to DIE for.

It's funny...

The more I got to 'know' Robert...

the more I came to adore him.

Same for Tom.

I barely knew who he was before Rob came into my life...

And with each page I turn

The more I discover about him

that I admire and adore.

I can see why Rob and Tom became friends...

and why that friendship not only remains important to the other

but why it has stood the test of time.

 And so I leave this post

with this wonderful picture

of Rob and Tom (and Bear, oh my)

Walking

Laughing.

Will we see this repeated in London anytime soon?

We can only hope.

This post is brought to you by the letter *F*

F for friends.

Rob and Tom and Kristen.

3 Musketeers!

F for Fuckery.

This whole 'where is Robert' thing

should be fun speculating

But alas...

The fucking 

KNOW-IT-ALLS

have to ruin it... as usual.

You don't know where he is any more

than anyone else.

Admit it.

He could be in London.

He could be fucking anywhere.

Believe what you want

But get off your fucking soapbox.

Doesn't make you 'right'.

I imagine we will see soon enough

exactly where Robert is.

Good times ahead.

Bye for now

♥♥♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Lather. History. Repeat.

Oh yeah, I´ll tell you something
I think you´ll understand

Robert has disappeared...

Yes

Of course

there have been the usual 'sightings'

You know...

Partying and kissing on mysterious blondes

Yeah, because Rob is always being 'caught' with other chicks.

(Sarcasm. Make a note of it)

But let's face it kiddos 

We don't know where he is.

And I'm digging it.

Yes, I said digging.

Because the desperation on both sides of this fandom

is highly entertaining.

Is that mean?

Nah... just honest.

When I say that something
I wanna hold your hand

Don't get me wrong...

I'm all for Rob and Kristen being together.

And if they aren't right at this moment...

They will be.

Soon enough.

Honestly.

Don't you people pay attention?

When was the last time we saw Kristen?

Not nary a sighting since she landed in London.

You do realize that both Rob and Kristen

are masters at getting around undetected...

And by masters I mean they fucking travel in and out

of other countries without being seen.

Oh sure...

We get the occasional airport picture

but that is NOTHING in comparison to what we don't see.

And I love it.

Oh, please, say to me
You´ll let me be your man

I mean... 

COME ON

Don't Robert and Kristen ALWAYS end up in the same place?

It's not a hard question.

Think about it.

Here's a hint...

YES!

I could list all the cities and places 

where one has turned up to be with the other

But do I really have to?

It doesn't matter where they are.

It doesn't matter how far apart they are.

It doesn't matter.

Because love does find a way.

Where is Robert right now?

Where is Kristen?

Could they...

possibly be together right this minute?

Do we have to wait until someone twitters about it

to know where they are?

Well... some people do.

if it fits their agenda.

But the truth is...

WE DON'T KNOW

and isn't that positively glorious?

Isn't that the way it's supposed to be?

I love the thought of Rob and Kristen...

living their life

their love

in plain sight

without anyone being the wiser.

And please, say to me
You´ll let me hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand

I'm giddy with anticipation.

I really am.

Because sooner or later...

Love is gonna getcha.

And Rob and Kristen will end up

TOGETHER.

Lather.

History.

Repeat.

And when I touch you i feel happy, inside
It´s such a feeling
That my love
I can't hide

Final thoughts.

1. It came to my attention that some haters were

actually making the effort to go out and hide

copies of "W" magazine with Kristen on the cover.

Mind boggling... yes?

Oh sure... they might laugh it off

but it reeks of bitter foam.

Are you so insecure and threatened by Kristen

that you have to go out and do something so 

blatantly ridiculous and childish?

Do you think it hurt Kristen in any way?
Or did it just make you look like a jealous fool?

Yeah you, got that something
I think you´ll understand
When I say that something
I wanna hold your hand

2. Guess what?

I'm still smiling about 'where's Rob?'

I can't wait for the next sighting.

Where will it be this time?

Who will he be with?

Will he still be in L.A.?

London?

NYC?

You have to admit... 

the possibilities are almost endless.

Will he have Bear with him?

Will his hair have grown back properly?

Will he have major scruff?

Will he be holding Kristen's hand...

AGAIN???

Edge of the seat

Pins and Needles.

And when I touch you I feel happy, inside
It´s such a feeling
That my love
I can't hide

3. Isn't holding hands wonderful?

It's like staying connected to someone...

sharing intimate contact no matter where you are.

Something so simple

So sweet.

Holding onto someone you love

Someone you need to be touching...

Wanting to show you are indeed

TOGETHER.

Robert and Kristen seem to enjoy holding hands.

There have been so many pictures of them 

doing just that.

An innocent gesture of love.

Yeah you, got that something
I think you´ll understand
When I feel that something
I wanna hold your hand

4. I know this isn't even remotely nice...

But this fandom makes me laugh.

On a daily basis.

Usually laughing AT someone

But great moments of laughing with people, too...

Oh sure...

There are moments of complete disgust

and absolute bewilderment...

But for the most part.

Laughs.

Lots of laughs.

Stop trying so hard.

Really.

It will be OK.

I promise.

I really do.

Seek and Ye shall find.

Have some faith.

It's all right there.

Right in front of your face.

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for truth.

As in Rob and Kristen are in love.

T for together.

If they aren't together right this very moment?

They will be.

Count on it.

T for Tome.

My heart belongs to Tome.

Green Sheep.

Bye for now