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Monday, August 1, 2011

Rob Pattinson- Londons Calling, Calling Me Back.

You're joking, right?



 Good Fucking Grief.
And I don't apologize for my language.
Fuck that.
I think people have lost their minds.
Wait.
Can you lose something you obviously never had?
No.

I know what I'm about to write about is something that
happened over the weekend while I wasn't online much...
I know that it's not supposed to be any type of big deal.
But yet.
It is.
Of course it is.
Why wouldn't it be?
EVERYTHING is a big deal in this fandom.
Even the most simple things.

People were lit-trelly foaming at the mouth over a guitar case.
And it wasn't really the guitar case...
but who had the guitar case.
Of course.

And since there isn't much else to write about...
Let's start at the beginning...
(It's a very good place to start)

Kristen is adorable. As always.
First things first...

Kristen made her way to London.
No surprise there.
We all knew she was going to be heading over there
for SWATH.
She looked her usual cuteness
as she and BG John were walking thru Heathrow Airport...
But wait.
Wait.
Did you see that?

Deer in headlights?
Sticker Shock...

Come on... I know you all noticed it.
I did.
That guitar case looked familiar.
I really didn't give it that much thought
(I knew other people would... and I was right)
and lo and behold
Turns out to be Rob's guitar.
Hmmm.

So the inevitable flurry of foaming begins
(and this is on BOTH sides of the fence)
Is it Rob's guitar case?
Why would Kristen have it?
It has to be a different case!!
So what if its the same, who cares?
Its NOT his case! No way!
It doesn't mean anything!!!!
It means EVERYTHING!!!

Oh dear.

Oh my.

It can't be!!!

So  yeah.
You know what happens next.
The close up pictures of where the case is the same...
The dissecting to prove its not the same.
Yada. Yada. Yada.

Are you sure its not the guitar Rob gave Kristen for her 18th birthday?
(and it was from Rob... and ONLY Rob.)

"Rob got me a guitar, which is beautiful. The guitar is, like, great."

Nope.
Different guitar.

Or this one?

How many different guitars are there??


But come on...
Anyone who knows a musician
Knows that they usually have more than one guitar.
A member of my family plays guitar (a lot)
And he has at least 15 guitars.
At least.
He told me...
"You can never have too many guitars"
And they all are different...
and have different sounds...
and I know he will never stop buying guitars.

But.

LOOK! A different case!



And another case!!

It's pretty obvious Rob loves guitars.
And it's pretty obvious I love Rob loving guitars.
I love that he always seems to have one with him 
when he travels to and fro...
back and forth...
Here and there.

I never tire of Rob and his guitars.

So what does it mean?
Was that Rob's guitar case?
Well...
No matter how much you want to dissect it...
and point out differences...

One and the same.

Come on now...
The same sticker...
in the same place.
With the same numbers?
It's the same guitar/case.

Sorry if that upsets you in some way.
You might want to talk to someone about 
why it makes you so angry...

Pulling my hair out over a guitar case!

And really... whats the big fucking deal anyway?

Rob didn't give away his guitar/case to Kristen.
Please.
Vintage guitar/case that he has lugged everywhere 
A guitar that is obviously one that he loves to have with him?
and now he is giving to Kristen?
Please.
It's not a different guitar case.
Please.
Kristen didn't go out and buy a similar case
(Kinda like getting a similar puppy to flaunt in our faces!!)
and beat it up in the same places
and put the exact same sticker on the exact same place
because shes DYING for attention.
Please.

1. I'm thinking that this guitar is one of Rob's favorites.
And that letting Kristen take it to London
shows not only that he trusts her with something
that undoubtedly means a lot to him...
Also kinda shows that they are very close
and spending buckets of time together.

2. Why do you think Kristen has Rob's guitar?
Well... she does play.
but I think it's probably quite simple...
Rob is going to be spending an extended amount
of time in London in the near future.
(with Kristen)
Perhaps...
He is planning on working on his music with his time off?
He wants to have more than one of his guitars with him there?
Will we see him carrying another guitar with him
if/when we see him landing in London?
Can't it really be THAT simple?
Sure.

Guitars are fragile instruments.
You only let people you TRUST take care of them for you.
Someone you know you are going to see soon enough...
Someone you know you are going to spend a few months with...

Rob and Kristen ALWAYS end up together.


That's all there is to it
Kristen brought over Rob's guitar.
Maybe because he asked her to...
Maybe because she wanted to have it with her.
Maybe because Rob will have Bear
and perhaps another guitar to wrestle with...
Maybe because Rob is madly crazy in love with Kristen
and he wanted her to have his favorite guitar with her...
When he can't be there.
Yet.

I'm sticking to crazy madly in love.
:)

This post is brought to you by 
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By Sam Bradley

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No sleep at night. It's just a waste of time.
And LA's burning... NY's painted black .
London's calling, calling me back.
Simple patterns make me crack.
Fucking lights, Hurts my head.
Borrowed youth.
All those wasted years.
And LA's learning. NY too.
London's calling, I'm calling you.
What doesn't matter, Still holds its truth,
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Green Fucking Sheep.

Bye for now

81 comments:

melissa said...

Haha It is really laughable that everyone makes excuses for what is plainly in front of them. Rob and Kristen are together and they share alot of the same things. So she took his guitar to London, he will be following soon. Why does everyone need to make a big deal out of this?

Teeth said...

Makes me want to pick up my guitar!

Claire said...

NGL, I noticed that guitar case straight away LOL, I feel like such an idiot for doing so.

Kristen looks great for just getting off a plane after 10 hrs.

Freddie said...

Hi all,

Thanks for posting Rose. I’m so glad to see that Kristen arrived safely in London – with guitar in tow. It sure does suggest that Rob will be reunited with his beloved guitar in short order (hopefully once the mind-numbing TCA’s are over). Because, we all know it’s all about the guitar, not the lovely lady acting as its custodian. Yeah right!

Oh and great caption below the picture of HBG: “Deer in headlights”. LOL.

I hope everyone is having a good Monday. Stay well.

Sydney said...

Good to see Kristen again. Looking darling as usual. I'm so looking forward to this movie. I get so annoyed with Hollywood remakes, but this one is different. And once again, I am impressed with Kristen's choices.

Hope everyone had a wonderful weekend!

Kay said...

I just don't get why this caused so much fricking foaming and drama.....Rob.Kristen.Happy.Together....why is it so hard to believe? Glad that Kristen made it to London safe and sound and I hope Rob gets some relaxing down time when he is there, too.

Hi Roseland, hope you all had a great weekend and that your Mondays haven't been too crazy. Take care, everyone!

Kenzz said...

Rose, you are truly brilliant to have made an entire post about a guitar case that funny!

Glad Kris made it to London safe & sound... does anyone honestly believe that Rob won't be following soon? Can't wait to see this version...a kick-ass Snow White! :)

Hope you all had a lovely weekend...

All my best to Smitty, Gruff, and Syd, and the fabulous Rose...

4e46f552-bc7f-11e0-aae4-000bcdcb5194 said...

I still can't believe ppl debate on whether they are or aren't and hate on ppl they don't know....it's insane to me.

Anyway thanks for another great post....

dottie said...

Hello and Happy Monday to Rose and all the regs.

I agree w/Claire that Kristen looks too good for just getting off that long flight. I hope she has a blast living and working in the UK.

Have a great day!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

ROSE....Hahaha...I loved this post and the guitar strumming moving icon, or whatever you call that, is a nice touch! I don't know why I was worrying that you would have a long dry spell with not much to inspire...of course you will ALWAYS have something with which to write outstanding, funny, witty, wry,poignant, and brilliantly FUNNY and last but not least SNARKY posts! How can people invest so much "energy" in something so unbelievably mundane( it CANY be Robs guitar case"....Oh really....maniacal laughter:)

Lissa said...

LOL!! Thanks for the post Rose....I admit to noticing the guitar case but it makes sense Kristen would have it since Rob will have his hands full with Bear(hopefully)....I to was in shock with all the commotion over this case and I to did see it from both sides! Although nothing should shock me anymore.
It was great seeing our girl arrive safely in London and wish her the best success with SWATH.
Hope everyone is having a great start to the week!

Annie said...

Testing........It seems as if Blogger is acting up.
Anyone else having problems posting?

Rose said...

testing testing 1 2 3

Rose said...

I'm not sure if there was a problem with Blogger or not...
But I hope it's taken care of.

**Waves**

RKsoulmates913 said...

I can't understand it either, all this madness because Rob let HIS GIRL to bring his guitar/case to LONDON???
You are right...this is ridiculous!

It's clear as crystal: ROB and KRISTEN ARE TOGEHTER and for a long long time. It's clear as those thousand pics prove the way they look at each other:They are in love, they are close, they live together.
They are in DENIAL forever.They DON'T wanna see it. One pic can prove it, JUST ONE pic and you can see how beautiful they are together, how they care for each other.What they have is pure and simple: LOVE. It's rare nowadays, especially in HW where people are worried about fame and money.
That's why I admire what #RK have, they ARE NOT selling their relationship, it's the opposite, they protect it with all their hearts.They don't talk about it.It's PRIVATE!It's PRECIOUS!

Rose, I can't even imagine how much torture and hate you receive every single day in form of e-mails and msgs and twitters...I hope our love to you and your wonderful words is enough to make your days/nights better! Because you have wonderful people here who really admire and like you, a lot!

I wanted to cry and laugh while reading this post today. Cry bc I can't believe 'losers' are arguing until now about Robs life and his choices, as if they have a say in his life, and Laugh bc You are so right "i want to pull my hair out over a guitar case" too. LOL
Most of the time I want to scream out loud, bc it's UNBELIEVABLE how pathetic and jealous and envious and delusional they are.

Love from Brazil!

And don't forget her T-shirt!It looks familiar too:

http://twitpic.com/5z0w2r (the pic is not mine-I borrowed it-LOL)

But this is mine, i mean, i made it yesterday- http://twitpic.com/5yyls8

Even when they are apart they can find a way to be connected/sync
LA cap http://twitpic.com/5iuia5
Similar t-shirts http://twitpic.com/5isi4s (they appeared the same day with similar t-shits)

And don't forget the fuckMEyes
http://twitpic.com/5z2urb

Sorry I don't know if you like links here!

XO

RKsoulmates913 said...

I had few problems trying to post my comment, but it's ok now! :)

dd said...

Oh, so the noonies are saying it's not the same guitar case? Lol, of course they are. Boring! Pfff, this is nothing compared with the "fake Bear" theory. That one is unbeatable, lol.
I can't decide if these people are nuts or just plain dumb. Maybe both? How embarrassing...

Nice to see Kristen in my time zone for a change, I hope she has lots of fun filming SWATH. The cast is great and I'm loving the concept of the movie :)

Hope said...

Rose...LOL...yeah...something was wrong with the blogger.

Anyway, the famous guitar case now joins the ranks of Rob's shirts, sunglasses, pants, carry-on luggage that is analyzed to death! Ridiculous!

Thanks for a good laugh today, Rose!

Barbara Fenwick said...

Rose, great post, as usual. People can be so ridiculous. It is really very simple, Rob and Kris are madly in love and spend all their spare time together. Kris probably brought the guitar over for Rob, who will definitely be following her as soon as he possibly can. Have a great Monday Roselanders, and I will see you next time.

Annie said...

Thanks Rose.....It seems to be ok now. :)

Oh my, some people live for drama of their own creation.
Like we always say....Stupidity should be painful!

A man let's his love travel with his guitar case and it causes this much drama?
I absolutely love how Rob and Kristen don't give a shit!....Ah, love the way they love each other.

Ms. Stewart travels well and I am so looking forward to SWATH. :)

Sierra said...

I totally and completely think he's going to join her some time VERY SOON. i posted about this earlier this morning too.

And yes you were right about musicians who play guitar have more than one. I have more than one. I just bought a new one and my brother plays bass but he of course has more than one!

30 said...

Rose I am with ya, My daughters Dad is a musician a musician I lived with for 6 years. And YES a musicians guitar is like there um LIFE. I wasn't even allowed to go near the ones we had at my home that is there passion. I can not think of any other reason Rob would give his must prized possession to Kristen the love of his life, he will not be far behind.

:)

And my god fandom, Grow up!

memyselfandi said...

testing

30 said...

Summits not playing I see. I don't know what money they think they will get here though, these kids are probably like 16 or something.


http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1668278/twilight-breaking-dawn-photo-leak.jhtml

memyselfandi said...

UGH now i can post...
OMG when i wuzz looking @ the pics i wuzz thinking 2 myself like: that is robert's guitar! i mean wut did kristen do? buy a guitar case, beat it up and put a sticker on it just 4 attention? yeh! cuzz that makes sense! And then i kept reading and saw that u almost wrote the same thingXD Ive been reading ur blog 4 more then a year now and this is my first time posting*ashamed*(well second i guess...XD as u can c^) and i just like 2 say that its amazing and that im hooked! Keep up the good work Rose!

Tigerlily said...

Dear Rose, you are amazing to remain sane with all the BS that comes your way! ..."good fu*#@..g grief"...- is exactly what i thought too!!!!
Thankfully the love & laughter- from the 'Roselanders'- out weighs the drama! - (I hope!)

Rob & Kristen are in a committed r'ship (maybe even married?!? - of course none of my business :).. So naturally they share items, whether they be clothes, guitars, beloved puppies.. Etc etc.. It really goes without saying! - it's what Families do!!!

Onto SWATH- I must be excited about it as I had a dream I was on the set last night!! Strange experience--but funny!

Kristen looks gorgeous as usual- she will be amazing as SW!

Hi to all - hope everyone is having/ has had a wonderful day..

katy said...

Hi Rose, Great post! Hi to everyone else.

Happy that Kristen arrived safe and sound to London!

That is Rob guitar case for sure and anyone that thinks differently, isn't looking properly. Seriously, are people doubting that Rob (and Bear...hopefully)) will be heading to London?!? Really?! he has time off, Kristen, his family and friends are there...where else is he going to go, if not to his beloved hometown where the most important people in is life are.

Hope everyone is having a wonderful day.

Take care

DreamerKind said...

R & K Will Be There Together With A Dog And Guitars

Any Road

George Harrison:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKfzy568mqE

Spoken: Give me, uh, plenty of that guitar

Oh I've been traveling
On a boat and a plane
In a car
On a bike
With a bus and a train

Traveling there
And traveling here
Everywhere
In every gear

But oh Lord we pay the price
With the spin of a wheel
With the roll of the dice

Ah yeah you pay your fare
And if you don't know
Where you're going
Any road
Will take you there

And I've been traveling
Through the dirt and the grime
From the past to the future Through the space and the time

Traveling deep beneath the waves
In watery grottoes
And mountainous caves

But oh Lord we've got to fight
With the thoughts in the head
With the dark and the light

No use to stop and stare
And if you don't know
Where you're going
Any road
Will take you there

You may not know
Where you came from
May not know who you are
May not have even wondered
How you got this far

I've been traveling
On a wing and a prayer
By the skin of my teeth
By the breadth of a hair

Traveling where the four winds blow
With the sun on my face
In the ice and the snow

But oooeeee it's a game
Sometimes you're cool
Sometimes you're lame

Ah yeah it's somewhere
And if you don't know
Where you're going
Any road
Will take you there

I keep traveling around the bend
There was no beginning
There is no end

It wasn't born and never dies
There are no edges
There is no size

Oh yeah, you just don't win
It's so far out
The way out is in

Bow to God
And call him Sir
But if you don't know
Where you're going
Any road
Will take you there

Thank you/TheMusicalSteve

Birdie said...

You must just get weary at times,Rose. It is really as plain as the nose on your face,people.
I am excited for this film. I was a little worried that it was going to be....well,like the other one. I shouldn't have been surprised that Kristen would be involved in a production that is more unique. Kind of like her. So glad she is back doing what she loves. Pretty sure her other love will be with her soon. Win,win.

DK,
Did you get that computer fixed? Awfully quiet without you here to charm us with your tunes and words.

Hope everyone is having a great start to the week!

DreamerKind said...

@Rose
Another one for the Top 10 Rose's Best list!
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Good Evening All!

Computer is baack! So am I.

Still packing but there is always time for Rose, right?

DK

DreamerKind said...

@Birdie
Yes, girl and thanks for the words from you, too.

beaculen said...

I think it's funny that the very same people that say they don't care about anything to do with Rob and Kristen, are the ones that will sit and over analyze every situation they're in. Geez it doesn't seem unbelievable to me that he's letting his GIRLFRIEND use his guitar, or like you said, carry it over for him since he's going to have alot of crap to carry himself. Lmao, Rose your the best, the voice of reason in this sometimes crazy fandom. Great post

Melinda said...

Once again you pretty much took the words right out of my mouth with the guitar nonsense, Rose.

People are lame. Just keep shaking my head at the insanity.

Glad Kristen arrived safely to London. Hope she has a kick ass time on this project.

I'm sure that sweet guy of hers (along with his bearded friend maybe?) will follow suit when able.

TCA's are coming up. Poor Rob (if he ends up going). Somehow I don't think that is his cup of tea.

Hope everyone had a great weekend. It seems like things are busy, busy, busy for all right now.

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Good Evening ROSELANDERS...I was having trouble with blogger also..I tried several times to make a typo correction(you all know what happens when I try to post on the cell phone...eyeroll) anyway, I couldnt get it to go through..soooo...Im hoping this will fly..( The word was CANT...heh)

DK...I see you are up and running again! If you could post some lyrics for me of Michael Jacksons, I would appreciate it. I have the DVD for This Is It in my car and I realized I dont understand half the words he sings...lol

RHONDA...I was hoping to see you back tonight...Hope you got home safely.

RKSOULMATES...Hahaha...You cracked me up with your paragraph to ROSE hoping she is not beaten up too badly by the hate mail,etc, and hope we make her overall situation better with our love and support. Although I am pretty sure...in fact I know because she has said it many times that she indeed is thankful for us...most of us..lol... there is a CERTAIN SOMEONE who is in the disguise of a GREENSHEEP...who loves her and worships the very ground she walks on....heh...I think that makes up for ALOT:)

DreamerKind said...

Everything's Not Lost

Coldplay:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IywjWWlxF8

When I counted up my demons
Saw there was one for every day
With the good ones on my shoulders
I drove the other ones away

So if you ever feel neglected
And if you think that all is lost
I'll be counting up my demons, yeah
Hoping everything's not lost

When you thought that it was over
You could feel it all around
And everybody's out to get you
Don't you let it drag you down

'Cos if you ever feel neglected
And if you think that all is lost
I'll be counting up my demons, yeah
Hoping everything's not lost

If you ever feel neglected
If you think that all is lost
I'll be counting up my demons, yeah
Hoping everything's not lost

Singing out
Oh, oh, oh, yeah
Oh, oh, yeah
Oh, oh, yeah
Everything's not lost

So come on, yeah
Oh, oh, yeah
Come on, yeah
And everything's not lost

Thank you/ColdplayCD

DreamerKind said...

@Super
Hello!
What songs in particular on This Is It? I can play a couple if you'd like but I'd suggest you google the lyrics for the CD and save them. :))

Heading out for a while...bbl

Groovie said...

Hello everyone, happy monday!

Rose, u summed up the crazy quite well lol!

Good to see swath is rolling, kristen seems excited about it, I know I am!

Gotta say, I'm a sucker for a man with a guitar, I think that may have to be a prerequisite for me should I ever get married lol!

Hope you are all having a good day and I wanted to thank you all so much for the "congrats" handed out to me on Thursday for my promotion! I appreciate it & that was very nice of you all :)
I'm excited about it! Of course I have to deal with drama as well..bittnerness, jealousy, accusations of favoritism etc..whatever fuck the haters lol!

*I*Believe* said...

Hi Guys! I am coming to you from a pirated wi-fi account (I feel so naughty...lol).

Rose~Thanks for the new post...excellent as always...I have come to the conclusion that people just plain old crave DRAMA...it happens all over the place, work, politics, ect....lots of people aren't happy unless there is drama or they are stirring the pot to create drama. Myself, I have enough going on in my life...live and let live is what I say!

I am glad to see that Kristen arrived safely.

The humidity is back so the a/c is on...even here with the ocean breeze I can't take the stickiness...hope you are all keeping cool in your part of the world :)

Berry said...

Hello everyone...He will come to London with another guitar case and Bear!
Love it!!!!

Julie said...

Don't post much but love reading your blog. Again, Rose, you knocked it out of the park. All I can say is what a bunch of fuckwits running around chasing their tail as usual. Of course Rob would entrust Kristen with one of his guitars because as much as his "favorite" guitars is an extension of himself so is Kristen (crazy in love).

DreamerKind said...

@Emilia
Looked up the songs you requested, and have already posted one before. The other is too risque, in my opinion. Would be happy to post other types for you. :)

DreamerKind said...

Play Guitar Play

Conway Twitty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWqzscDHJJA

Play, guitar play
Take me back to yesterday
Let me see, cotton growing, in the fields
Let me hear, my momma calling
Look a-yonder ya'll who's coming
Down the road, he's a coming home
But they know I never will.

I left them living with that awful thing I done
I didn't tell them I just packed my clothes and run.

Play, guitar play
Help me through another day
Help me make another dollar, before I go

We got time, for one more song
Then we'll have to move along
Another town, another crowd
Lord, I wonder if they know.

Can they read between the lines in my song
As I sing about a good boy that's went wrong

Guitar we got years to kill
We got to climb that distant hill
I wonder if they think of me.

Thank you/Midnightryder3

Tigerlily said...

Hi DK
Enjoyed your Coldplay song.
:)

Super RN Gas Passer said...

DK...I will Google the lyrics...first I have to find the CD case that has the list on it!(that is the hard part..haha) I know a few of the song titles but not all of them. My favorite is Smooth Criminal and the title song This Is It...:)

IB. Ugh..I know what you mean about the humidity...at least you have a breeze. I hope you enjoy the rest of your vacay.


GROOVIE...I predict you will exceed all expectations AND that your co-workers will soon see why you got the promo..(remember when the natives are restless and pointing their finger at you, you have done something very right)!

CLAIRE...Kristen is a beauty that is true! I unfortunately had to travel coach when I went over the great pond...my hubby and I were sandwiched in a long row of seats that did not recline. It was a long miserable overnight flight. I have always said if I do it again I will fly first class or not at all...hopefully and probably she had a good 8 hour nap in a reclined first class seat!

Hope everybody has a great Tuesday!

DreamerKind said...

Happy Day!

@Super
Sent you a PM.

@Groovie
Of course, you will overcome all objections by being who/what/how you are, in your new job. That's why you got it going and got it, too!

@Tigerlily
Thanks, Coldplay is one of a kind!

DreamerKind said...

For Super:

This Is It

Michael Jackson:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_SLU3m6uCA&ob=av2n

This is it, here I stand
I'm the light of the world, I feel grand
Got this love I can feel
And I know yes for sure it is real

And it feels as though I've seen your face a thousand times
And you said you really know me too yourself
And I know that you have got addicted with your eyes
But you say you gonna live it for yourself.

I never heard a single word about you
Falling in love wasn't my plan
I never thught that I would be your lover
C'mon baby, just understand

This is it, I can say,
I'm the light of the world, run away
We can feel, this is real
Every time I'm in love that I feel

And I feel as though I've known you since 1,000 years
And you tell me that you've seen my face before.
And you said to me you don't want me hanging round
Many times, wanna do it here before

This is it, I can feel
I'm the light of the world, this is real
Feel my song, we can say
And I tell you I feel that way

And I feel as though I've known you for a thousand years
And you said to me you want me for yourself
And you said, won't you go with me all around
And I know that it's really for yourself

I never heard a single word about you
Falling in love wasn't my plan
I never thought that I would be your lover
C'mon dear, please understand

Thank you/michaeljacksonVEVO

Claire said...

**RIP THE GREATEST HAIR THAT EVER WAS 2008-2011**

Very, VERY funny GQ Article by GQ's grooming editor. If you want to laugh, you must read this. LOL

**gqm.ag/nmlmeZ**

Have a good day everyone

DreamerKind said...

And Another for Super:

Smooth Criminal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4&ob=av2n

As He Came Into The Window
It Was The Sound Of A Crescendo
He Came Into Her Apartment
He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet

She Ran Underneath The Table
He Could See She Was Unable
So She Ran Into The Bedroom
She Was Struck Down, It Was Her Doom

Annie Are You OK?
So, Annie Are You OK
Are You OK, Annie
Annie Are You OK?
So, Annie Are You OK
Are You OK, Annie
Annie Are You OK?
So, Annie Are You OK?
Are You OK, Annie?
Annie Are You OK?
So, Annie Are You Ok, Are You Ok, Annie?

Are You OK Annie?
You've Been Hit By
You've Been Hit By -v A Smooth Criminal

Okay, I Want Everybody To Clear The Area Right Now!

Hoo! Hoo!
(He Came Into Your Apartment)
Dad Gone It!
(Left Bloodstains On The Carpet)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
(Then You Ran Into The Bedroom)
Dad Gone It!
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom-Annie!)
Aaow!!!

Thank you/michaeljacksonVEVO

DreamerKind said...

@Claire
Chuckle, chuckle, as you said, funny article! Thanks.

DreamerKind said...

Work Period now commences...back later!

Bren said...

@ DK,

I totally agree, Keep On Truckin'

Rhonda said...

Hi Rose,

I love this post. I think your first line says it all..."Good Fucking Grief."

Hi everyone- I hope it's been a great day. Lots of love :)

Kenzz said...

Good evening, Rose & Roselanders...

Claire: thanks for sharing the GQ "Hair" link... very funny!!

DK: As usual, thanks for the song selections... that Conway Twitty song reminded me of visiting my grandmother, who's a big Conway Twitty/ Dolly Parton/ Loretta Lynn fan... "Thanks for the memories..."

IB: The cold front is coming your way soon... you can look forward to cooler days the rest of this week :) Hope you're enjoying your vaca on the Cape...

Hi Super, Rhonda, Bren, and Tigerlily (and anyone else lurking out there!)

DK: You asked on Rose's last post about August b-days... mine is Friday :) Actually, might change that to :( lol

palasluna said...

Seriously, Rose!!, please, don't put KStew in the same category of Selena G o Taylor Swift (cheesy-teenage-i-sleep-w-myBF-shirt-cause-i-looove-himmm-so-much). She is a badass practical hobogirl, since she is traveling for work, she has a BG, which is also a great guitar carrier stud. Yes, this is HoboBoy BF guitar, he got the hobopup as cargo for next week traveling. LOving them for their not-cheesy-kind-of-cool-vibe, pllleassee, KStew doesn't looks like a clingy, teenage girl..***EYEROLL and BitchFace**

Hope said...

Rhonda...Welcome home!
Did you have fun on your trip to SC??

Kenzz...Happy early Birthday!
Let the party begin!

dottie said...

Just a quick drive by...

Welcome back, Rhonda!

DK I'm glad your computer is fixed.

Hello Kenzz, Hope and anyone else who comes by.

Keep smiling, Roseland!

Rhonda said...

Hi Hope- Thanks so much. Yes, I had a great time, it was a blast!

Hi Kenzz :)

Rhonda said...

Hi dottie- Thanks :)

I've been trying to catch up on comments, and I see I've missed some great conversations :)

Kenzz said...

Rhonda: Welcome back... glad to hear your vacation was loads of fun! And you did indeed miss a full-moon's worth of crazy!

Hi Hope, palasluna, and dottie :)

Super RN Gas Passer said...

DK...Thank you for my 2 Michael Jackson songs!!! I never knew any of the words to Smooth Criminal...how funny!!! Thanks again!!!

Rhonda...Welcome Back to the Blog!!!

KENZZ..Your birthday is coming up if not already. Please tell us the exact day so we can give you a full Roseland Happy Birthday Party!!

I am assuming from what I have read today that a certain Mr. Handsome maybe got a haircut! If anyone knows the particulars, please tell us what you know!!!

Kenzz said...

Hi Super: Oooh, I hope that's true about the haircut... any face that handsome needs to be shown off!

And the birthday is this Friday (for better or worse, I guess!) haha

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
You are a funny girl! Thanks for stopping by.

Storm is raging in now and my little break is over, until I take the next one. :0

*I*Believe* said...

Hi!

My pirated signal is hard to get tonight because of storms so I hope this posts.

Cape Cod has a few familiar names. Today we saw "Smitty's Homemade Ice Cream". I bet Smitty makes the best ice cream! We also saw Penny Lane! The names made me immediately think of Roseland :)

Wanted to also say that there is nothing in the world like an outdoor shower with a breeze blowing across your bum :)

Take care!

Kenzz said...

IB: You're too funny! Whenever we're down to the Cape, we do the outdoor shower after coming up from the beach, too- takes some getting used to! I am so NOT a bug girl, so I'm constantly on guard for the wayward spider or other creepy-crawly...

Sounds like you're having a fun time...?

Shenna said...

Do yall thinks there's any truth to the rumor on TWITTER BY IrishTwiSister that Rob is already in London and picked Kristen up at Heathrow on Sunday without gettin papped? I soooo hope it's true!!!!

DreamerKind said...

Life Seems To Lead But We Do

For Once In My Life

Duets II, Sinatra, Knight & Wonder:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6KjA_D3HeQ

For once in my life
I've got someone who needs me
Someone I've needed so long

For once unafraid
I can go where life leads me
And somehow I know I'll be strong

For once I can touch
What my heart used to dream of
Long before I knew

Someone warm like you
Could make my dreams come true

For once in my life
I won't let sorrow hurt me
Not like it's hurt me before

For once I've got someone
I know won't desert me
And I'm not alone anymore

For once I can say
This is mine
You can't take it

As long as I've got love
I know I can make it

For once in my life
I've got someone
Who needs me

Thank you/DarkShark190

DreamerKind said...

How Do You Keep The Music Playing

James Ingram/Patti Austin-1983:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxHq7T7KkFQ

How do you keep the music playing?
How do you make it last?
How do you keep the song from fading too fast?

How do you lose yourself to someone?
And never lose your way
How do you not run out of new things to say?

And since we’re always changing
How can it be the same?
And tell me how year after year
You’re sure your heart will fall apart
Each time you hear his name

I know the way I feel for you
It’s now or never
The more I love the more that I’m afraid
That in your eyes I may not see forever..
Forever…

If we can be the best of lovers
Yet be the best of friends
If we can try with everyday
To make it better as it grows
With any luck, then I suppose
The music never ends

I know the way I feel for you
It’s now or never!
(How do you keep the music playing?)
The more I love the more that I’m afraid
(How do you make it last)
That in your eyes I may not see forever
Forever…

(How do you keep the song from fading, keep the song from fading too fast)

If we can be the best of lovers
Yet be the best of friends
If we can try with everyday to make it better as it grows
With any luck, then I suppose
The music never ends

Thank you/bigbankX

DreamerKind said...

Dreamer's, dreaming at the keyboard, so fare well to you all.

Birdie said...

DK,
Good to see you back! Much longer before you actually move?
Bren,
I see you popped in. HELLO!
Rhonda,
Glad you had a nice vacation. Back to work soon?
IB,
The outdoor showers, the beach, ice cream....Sounds wonderful! If you are going to put up with this heat, you are in the right place.

All you Roselanders have a wonderful day!

Rhonda said...

Good morning all,

Hi Birdie- Yes, already back to work :(

IB- It sounds like you're having a great vacation, enjoy :)

Groovie- I'm sorry this is late, but congrats on your promotion :)

I hope everyone has a great day!

Melinda said...

Morning all,

Happy hump day! Just passing through before work to say hello.

I saw this on twitter yesterday and thought it was funny so I'm sharing.

http://ctpm.tumblr.com/post/8383229779


Claire- loved that article. Very funny especially since the writer is a man!

IB- sounds like the Cape is treating you well.

Welp gotta run. Take care.

angelica1 said...

Hi everyone :)

Melinda that was funny, it reminds me of a friend's daughter who told her teacher she wasn't sure what her mum did but men come to the house every night and give her lots of money - she's an osteopath!

Kenzz said...

Melinda & angelica: Thanks for the laughs!!

Have a great Wednesday, Roseland :)

kstewrocks said...

I did miss seeing a post from you. It was nice to see this. I agree with RKsoulmates, I hope the hatemail doesn't get to you, and that all of us who appreciate your posts is much greater. :)

It's so ridiculous that people get all hyped up over some guitar case. It's a guitar case. If she carries a can of diet coke, that Rob used to love loads of, or water, will there be hype over that? Oh I've probably given them something new to go crazy over.

I think the craziest is the dog theory. Someone needs to shoot them down for that idea. It's crazy.

kstewrocks said...

Btw, did you all manage to get rid of those creepy commenters from AGES ago? Lol. If you know who I'm talking about.

If yes, congrats. 'Cause you all deserve a bit of peace and quiet to enjoy reading and commenting here.

kstewrocks said...

Btw, did you all manage to get rid of those creepy commenters from AGES ago? Lol. If you know who I'm talking about.

If yes, congrats. 'Cause you all deserve a bit of peace and quiet to enjoy reading and commenting here.

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Good Morning ROSELAND...Her we are halfway through another week...I was just re reading the post and I bet you Rob has at least 5 or more guitars...my hubby and son both have 3 each. I'm not sure but I think they are like potato chips...you can't just have one:). Have a great day everybody:)

Freddie said...

Boy...it's quiet here (she says whispering). Is there something I don't know? LOL.

I'm just popping in, between work assignments, to say hello.

I hope everyone in Roseland is well. Take care and talk to you soon.

DreamerKind said...

Best wishes Rose & Roselanders!

Most likely won't be posting songs tonight unless they start popping out soon.

Moving day is only 9 days away, so a tiny bit of panic is seeping into my mind. Thank heavens for fine wine and cheese divine!

Hugs to you all, including Smitty, Gruff and Syd!

Birdie said...

Wow, beautiful banner Rose!

Hope everyone is having a good week.

DK,

Nine days,keep going girl!

tufenuf55 said...

Rose, read this on Trivia site: Nikki Reed was the one who got the producers to add Robert Pattinson's songs to the film. Reed secretly started recording him from her laptop, while he was singing, and playing his guitar. She then took it to the film producers, were they fell in love with his songs. The next day, they asked Rob if he could sing a few of his songs for the soundtrack, and he accepted.

I wonder if this is true?