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| Am I done with this now? |
Yes indeedy.
The Teen Choice Awards are on tonight.
No... I'm far away from being a teen.
(Last I heard I was in my 80's)
In fact.
I hate the damn show.
Screaming banshees everywhere.
But I adore Robert.
And if I get a chance to see Robert...
If danger is what it takes for me to be able to see him...
Then I will do it.
(Yes, I watched New Moon last night)
Besides...
How can I not watch what could be potentially
incredible entertainment?
No
I'm not talking about watching Rob be bored...
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| Ain't no sunshine when she's gone... |
You know we will see pictures of Robert looking
all bored and annoyed...
(Is he not human?)
You know he doesn't want to be there...
Especially without Kristen
Again.
But since she's way over in England working
It looks like Rob has to take one for the team.
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| It's not warm when she's away... |
So we will see his cast mates scramble to see who
can sit next to him...
Because you know they all want just a sliver
of his immense fame
They all know who is going to get his picture taken the most...
And they want a piece of that.
Last year it was Ashley.
(Yes... I like Ashley)
Who will it be this year?
I had heard that Nikki was supposedly sitting
in between Rob and Taylor.
I find that VERY hard to believe.
I mean...
I know she tries to get as close as possible
but lets face it...
She doesn't BELONG there.
Do you remember where Nikki sat last year?
Do you even remember seeing her at all?
Yeah.
Exactly.
I know that "Rosalie" has a bigger part to play
in the Breaking Dawn movies...
But I just don't see Rob sitting next to her.
We've all been witness to Rob going out of his way
to ignore Nikki even exists...
And having her next to him
with the fake smiles
and the fake 'we all love each other'
is laughable.
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| Only Darkness everyday... |
Yeah.
See...
I almost hope Rob and Nikki DO sit by each other...
Because I think it would be pretty amusing.
You know that the cast is probably told to 'play nice'
when they are all together in public
But I'm thinking that Rob won't be able to hide
his true feelings for Nikki
He hasn't so far....
But maybe tonight will be Rob's biggest
acting challenge thus far!
Heh.
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| Ain't no sunshine when she's gone, And this house just ain't no home anytime she goes away. |
So...
Even though I hate these kind of lame pre-determined
types of silly award shows
I will probably be watching.
Waiting.
Hoping.
Because maybe it won't be as boring and silly
as it always is...
And maybe Rob won't be counting down the minutes
until this obligation is OVER
and he can go where he really wants to be...
With Kristen.
Oh come on.
Like they don't always end up together.
Besides I'm looking forward to beardy Robert.
I really am...
I want to see Rob and Tom
being all beardy and bushy
and adorable
and happy
In London.
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| Green Sheep Completely. |
And really...
How fucking cute would it be to see
Rob and Kristen and Tom
all together again?
(Oh fine... I know Sienna will probably be there too)
But a girl can dream...
Right?
This post is brought to you by the Sun...
It's not warm when she's away.
Bye for now
569 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 569 Newer› Newest»Smitty - LMAO, you're in rare form tonight!!
Smitty- Nah, she blew it with december...she didn't deserve him ;)
Hi back to Syd :)
Ohhhhh Look Blake has on clothing! How good!
Shit, I thought you were joking,Claire!
Blake Lively was terrific in The Town.
Blake Lively....blechhh
Cullen kids!
Ashley and Kellan look good :)
SMITTY! Are you sure SYD hasnt jumped on your account? LOL
I think Super has to Designate Drive tonight alone because I’m pretty hopped up on the meds, so I am completely uncensored. Sorry for typos ahead of time.
@Smitty-I think they said that Will.I.Am is the DJ for the night.
Kellan looks like such a Teddy Bear -- I hope he's not a dick inm RL.
PMSL
Selena Gomez isn't lyp syncing....not at all. LOL
Ok, that red lipstick is all kinds a wrong on Selena Gomez. She looks like a tranny
Hahaha...Now there is a class act, Taylor Lautner! and he is very confident and relaxed on stage.
Hahaha Smitty...Taylor Swift...she better be careful....theres Selena Gomez too...do we need to keep them away from eachother?
So I take it Selena Gomez is on her lunch break from the bordello?
Oh look -- its Demi moore's bicyce shorts gown from the 1987 Oscars!
I just remembered why I never watch the TCAs. MUTE!
Now I'm really scared after that cutaway to the Beibster and Taylor Swift.
Angelica- Lol, exactly!
She looks good--look at little Bieber singing along! How cute is he. He's like a little bobblehead yyu put on the dash.
the dancers are fucking strange--looks like dancing with the star regjects. WTF?
@realprpro
PMSL
Nikki;s nails? That's nothing. Wait til you see the design in her latest waxing
PR,
You are cracking me up! I remember that dress.
Selena better watch it, swiftie is sitting next to her Bieber, she may swoop in and try to claim him too
Damn it == my youngest is expecting me to actually come through on my promise to make smores for his friends. Everyone do an extra shot for me for the next 20 minutes. THis motherhood thing is so INTRUSIVE!
real pr pro - That'll be a back,sack & crack I take it?
PR Pro-LOL. I remember that dress. Funny I was thinking the whole look (dress, make up, etc...)reminded me a little of Elvira or some bad halloweem costume.
LOL PrPro-
NR's waxing is something i definitely do not want to have a mental picture of! vomit!
CUTIE..lol...We will let you off the hook...at least you have an excuse for typos:)
Selena is a pretty girl...I think the red ls looked good with the outfit...but makes her look older than she is...they are maybe looking for a J Lo look?
@angelica
OMG!!! LOL
OH She said blessed twice...chug a lug it.
ANd hey--Taylor Swift is wearing a bra tonight. damn whose she trying to impress
Bieber may be the only one there that Swifty hasnt had a run at, GROOVIE.
Hurry back, PR.
I don't think Rob is even in the audience yet is he? i can't blame him! If that was me, I'd be hiding backstage somewhere hunting down some vodka lol
Groovie - got that right.
why does will.i.am have 80s ken doll hair?
Groovie- Me either...ugghh!
Is that Sienna? HAHAHAHA
Smitty- LOL, you're on a roll tonight!
SMITTY..lol..little Bieber...he looks sooo young...like about 12...I cant let my mind go there..to him making out with one of those girls that are like 6 feet taller than him..
I'm not touching that one, SMITTY. LOL
@Smitty
I think Sienna is probably shaving Tom's beard off - she started last week.
lol smitty, could be, sienna seems prone to imitate teenage hissy fits accurately lol
and why why why do they have to keep saying to make some noise!? nooo no more noise!
Tapping my foot.....so when is the good stuff going to start?
Oh crap...I was posting...is that Sienna in the green dress?????
Well damn! I wasn't going to watch but your comments are killing me and now I have to tune in!
I have a beer and my mute button on at the ready.
PRPro - I love you too. Awesome comments. Next time these ridiculous award shows air, I nominate that you, Rose & Smitty host a live blog. Makes it all bearable.
Word verif was ANESS! As in, this awards show stinks like an ANESS!
Freddie-
This is the TCAs, the good stuff NEVER starts!! lol!
Freddie- I'm not sure it is...just keep drinking :)
Great post, as usual. I won't be watching the award show, I can't stand it, even though I would love to see Rob. I surely hope for Rob's sake he is not sitting next to Nikki...I wouldn't wish that on anybody. I do look forward to seeing the pics after the show, and I do wish Rob and Kris win all the awards they are up for. I hope everybody has had a nice weekend. I hope to hear Rob has gone to London soon.
Love seeing those handsome dads w/their kids. :)
Super - it was Cat Deeley from "So You Think You Can Dance" in the green dress.
Good one Groovie!
Damn you girls are funny!
I don't think Sienna is anywhere near that beard Claire.
Dottie-
Yes! that is the only redeeming quality of the TCAs, cute dads with cute kids..its like "aw"
and then something annoying happens again and it's ruined lol
Rhonda - good advice. I will.
Hi Mysocalledlife and Barbara.
Rhonda - Between this insanity I find myself watching and the idiot laid next to me apparently booking my car in for a service in his sleep, I need something stronger than vodka. Absinthe maybe?
Hi Barbara!
ANGELICA, Hubby's home? I'm assuming that's who you were talking about.
Hi BARBARA and MSCL!
Angelica- Excellent choice! ;)
dottie - good catch. LOL.
@Smitty
I actually think it suits him LOL
FREDDIE...Hahaha..OK..
SMITTY..Yes...one could get lost in THAT beard:)
Hi BARBARA and MSCL!!!
REAL PR..Smores sound good. Wish I were at your house.
I dont know anything about Vampire Diaries or Teen Wolf:(
Its so weird seeing JB acting romantic with Selena. She seems so much older. It would be less disturbing to see her nursing him than to think of them having sex.
Look--Rob in a denim shirt again. Oh shit--no...sorry
dottie - Oh yes, he's home!
Is that Rob Lowe's love child?
Hi Freddie & Dottie :)
I'm curious - what do winners do with these giant surf boards. They are huge & ugly... It's not like this is something you would proudly display (would you?) Can you really surf with them?
Smitty - WTF are you drinking,woman??LOL
Super--shut up in the nicest way. I love his beard and hate how fucking rude people are about it. When I said Sienna isn't near it, I meant she's not near him. Not that she didn't trim it.
Oh my gosh SMITTY! You are cracking me up!!
Welcome back, PR. That was fast s'more making.
Is anyone else over the glee kids? They're like your 5 yr old cousin who always sings Streisand at family weddings -- cute the first few times but then its just annoying in a freaky way
am i the only one that doesn't watch Glee?
Can we revise this drinking game to drink anytime someone throws a bitch-face at someone else?
Justin Beiber just bitch-faced the Glee cast. Can't say I blame him.
@realprpro
I've never even watched one episode of Glee
Smitty- Lol, nursing or sex....both disturbing thoughts when it comes to Beiber :)
PR Pro - never got into the Glee kids so I'm definitely over them.
How old is Bieber??
Dottie -- I am watching the show through an open window from the patio, and am using the marshmallow sticks to tap out my posts
Smitty, I've just tuned in and you guys are cracking me up tonite! Justin Bieber looks like Selena could rest her drink on his head! Didn't realize what a little fella he is...
Oh Smitty--when you leave the room you really should not leave your laptop up.
HELLO LADIES! Are you all having fun watching this shit? Where the fuck is Rose?
PR and GROOVIE, I liked Glee for the first few episodes but then it was like the same show over and over every week and I lost interest.
Refill time!
Claire - chronologically or maturity wise??
I knew Smitty's last comment was from Syd!! HI SYd, how are you tonite?
Hi Syd!!!
SMITTY..I was just joking...I will leave now...Good night All.
Hey there Mr SYD! We are having a ball. How are you???
Hi Smitty (aka Syd) How are you? Well I hope.
Why do i think the Bierber wouldnt be interested in either offer? (ie nursing or sex).
OK - tequila is definitely kicking in.
Claire-
The bieber is 17. I know this because I have a 15yr old sister that secretly likes a couple bieber songs lol!
Hi Syd- We're getting drunk in order to keep watching. How are you?
17??????????? I thought he was about 14. LOL
EMMMMMM--Hi baby! How r u. I couldn't see the vid you sent.
LU
KENZZ--THAT IS IT!! That is why she goes out with him. He's the perfect height for THAT (yep I'm going there) AND she can rest the beer on his head. ITs like the only reason she would date him--unless she has some thing for undescended testicles.
Night Super. Have a good one.
Where the fuck is Rob??
Who are these people in the front row? None of them are celebrities. Is the entire audience filled with seat fillers?
@Smitty
Undescended testicles?? LOL
:X
Oh Super don't leave on my part. I don't give a fuck what you think of the beard. But love....I guarantee you in person, you would LOVE it. HAHAHAHA.
Smitty (or Syd)... please stop...I can't breathe! You guys are making this torturous by anticipating what you're going to say about the telecast next!
Hi KENZZ. Night SUPER.
LOL SYD! I just can't go there w/the Biebs.
Smitty- Lmfao! You are cracking we up!
I find Bieber disturbing. He's like a cuter version of Its Pat from SNL
Hey Kenzz - how are you?
Its Friday Friday gotta get drunk on Friday!!!!
Oops, typo, I meant 'me'..shit..I'm already drunk!
I know who Emma is dating...nanananananana
Syd!!!!
Ireland got beat by Scotland!!!
WTF??
This show is in dire need of some Kristen style and 'tude. Even Emma Stone is a fail fashion wise tonight.
PR I forgot about Pat! LOL
Emma S is paying tribute to Swifty? Did she lose a bet or something???
do you guys think taylor swift will thank her plethora of exes in the audience since they are responsible for 90% of her songs??
awkward!
LOL at syd..undescended testicles... i dont even want to think about bieb's testicles
Hi Freddie, Claire, pr pro, dottie, Rhonda! Nite Super...
Rob left his hair!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
OK now I feel bad for not supporting the "TCA" What channel is this lovely program on Roseland? ahhhhhhh...
Listening to my songs is like reading my diary -- boring?
Dottie-
my thoughts exactly! why is emma stone doing the swifty tribute?!
UM INVESTIGATION TIME "I love kissing small children, its a hobby"
FUCK
That's a crime right???
Really I think the bitch just likes kissing A N Y O N E
Groovie - that would be awkward, but entertaining....
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Pic of Rob and Tom Felton
Ok serioulsy--she looks like a skinny miss piggy
Hi Kenzz :)
I like Emma, she's cool :) I'm waiting to see her new movie..The Help...I loved the book :)
Ahley took one for the team there HAHAHA
LMAO
Swifty holding hands with selena and ashley...both dated her exes.
again. AWKWARD.
SMITTY, I was just about to ask about that (Emma). :P Cute!
About Tom's beard, when I see a beard like that I just want to sink my fingers in give the face a nice scratch.
OK,triple shots if she thanks God.
Um, you're not supposed to look surprised when you're getting an awards that you knew you were going to get. Really damages the sincerity index
She's got balls wearing a white dress.
Kanye wasn't all wrong you know
Joe Jonas must be squirming in his seat LOL
cute pic of rob and tom felton, thanks for bringing it over claire!
Tom F seems like a pretty cool dude
PR--NO SHIT!!! HAHAHAHA
Dottie- I like a man with a nice beard, always have..I think Tom's is spectacular :)
I tried to make my first divorce into a song like Swifty does. Perhaps you've heard it -- it was called Sympathy for the Devil
Claire - thanks for posting the picture. Rob looks thrilled to be there. Not.
OMG Smitty - you are killing me. I've never been more entertained by this shitty awards show.
The audience is about to grow by 1 very sweet person.
RHONDA, I agree. It's nice when the beard is spooning and tickles your back. :) (TMI?)
Em--you are drinking wine?? Seems to me that last b-day was not the big 21???
Watch it girlie or I will turn you into the parent police.
Do the winners actually keep these surfboards??
Smitty, Can't wait!
Dottie- Lol!
Awww I like sweet people of all kinds.
Lets get some good audience shots now.
Claire-
Tyra Banks was on the carpet before the show and said she keeps her surfboards on hanging on the ceiling of her garage. LOL
dottie - I suppose the beard distracts attention from what's usually sticking in your back
Oh god, of course.
Ahh! Double ick-nast on the stage
Talk about things not suitable for kids!
Interesting pairing....
Yuck
Blechhh....
ANGELICA! Leave it to you to say that!!! bahaha!!!
EM --a bottle or 2?? WTF> If you are drinking that much wine you don't need parents you need fucking AA.
Seriously, you are too young for that shit. Drinking alone is not cool either.
Step away from the bottle or I'll call E.
I interrupt this lecture to ask...
Is this guy even trying to mouth the words?? What a fucking crock of shit this is? At least pretend to sing along to the track.
Back to Cameron Diaz -- I could be totally wrong here but she reminds me of the really pretty and popular cheerleader in high school who you really wanted to hate but you couldnt help but like because she always took the time to be nice to the smart girls.
Smitty I hit mute. My ears were about to bleed.
Its like the sound loop went off sync!
PR I actually know someone who went to HS w/Cameron Diaz. And Snoop! LOL He said Cam's sis was even prettier.
Realprpro- I think Cameron is cool :)
"OMG I am SO fucking cool. I got to hang with Avril and now we are best friends. I am going to invite her to my wedding. In fact I will ask her to be my maid of honor. In fact, I fucking will marry her. Oh shit--that's right I gotta marry what the fuck is his face because its an EPIC love. Ok right, just gotta get over the whole penis thing and I can pull this off"
PR Pro - I like Cam, but I would like her more if her taste in men wasn't so questionable. A-Rod is an A-hole and I don't understand what she sees in that guy. She can do MUCH better IMO.
Seriously?! My word verif is pubick. Blogger must be in a pervy mood.
Smitty - Maybe she's having her penis removed before the wedding...
Can someone tell me why the fuck Nikki is nominated for Choice Vampire??
Choice Bitch I could understand, but vampire??
angelica... sooo funny (and probably true!)
Smitty: Avril looked like she couldn't wait to get ...
avril probably didnt even know who the fuck she was presenting with lol
Smitty - PMSL....brilliant.
NR is nominated for Choice Vamp? She's barely in the movies for pete's sake!
My 12 year old son and his friends are starting to question my sanity for watching this
Dottie -- it was a typo. Everyone thought they were nominating for Choice Tramp
Claire- Lol, she would win choice bitch by a landslide!
Hello Everyone-Are we having fun yet? Soon.
DK
@realprpro
LOL
@rhonda
No doubt
PR Pro - LOL. They're right to question our collective sanity. I'm questionning it.
PR: I can see the confusion... "Tramp" vs "Vamp"
PR, tell them it's for research purposes.
My man just came in and looked at me like WTH??? But he already knows I'm crazy!
I am embarrased for Tyra
Based on her outfit tonight, i wouldnt take Tyra's word on being beatiful
Hi DK. How are you? Join the party.
Hi DK- Thanks for the birthday song..((Hugs))
JB looks like he shit his pants as he was walking onstage... WTF?
Did Bieber get dressed in a dark room??
OK who gets the bigger SCREAMS stalkers, criers? Beiber? or Rob?
My god kids!
i am watching the TCA just to see Rob. i miss Kristen and her beautiful personality.
anything is possible?Sounds like Mike Newtown's valedictorian suggestions
@Freddie
I'm fab, thanks. Yes, I will party along with you all.
I like that Bieber kid.
Beibs is such a slick little shit. There is nothing humble about this kid.
Hey DK!
Rob is most likely going to win the choice movie actor drama, and then they will announce the other awards he won while on stage.
Poor guy! having to go and be on stage for like 2 minutes.. he is probably like what a fucking waste of time!
Birdie
Jesus LOVES you! lol
Kenzz - we Canadians will graciously give Bieber to you folks in the States. You can have him. Please!
Ok, there are lots of people here from all different places. Anyone think its normal or ok for an 18 year old to drink 2 bottles of win by herself? Just speak up if that is ok in your world.
I am NOT turning into her but seriously, slow down please. I won't call her....at least not this second. I would get H. on the phone and freak him out again--lol.
Hi DK!! Like Rhonda, I'll say thanks for the birthday song :)
Freddie - I'll help you ship him to US as long as you promise faithfully to NEVER send him here!
Fuck--in the last ten minutes a bitch in a garbage bag informed me I am beautiful and a small boy child let me know Jesus loves me.
THIS IS THE BEST SHOW EVER!!!
Thank you,30! I probably need a little Jesus.
Hi DREAMY DREAMER!
Did I miss anything. Hubby distracted me.
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