Rob and Kristen- Isn't It Obvious?

We are going for a helluva ride!

Yes folks...

Grab your popcorn

Make sure you have plenty of beverages.

Shit is getting good.

Can you hear it in my voice
Was it something I let slip
Does the whole world know
Isn’t it obvious?

I'm not sure why people get all worked up over nothing.

Rob is in L.A.

Panic.

Rob goes to London.

Panic.

Calm the hell down.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...

Yeah.

Robert hasn't been seen in a while.

Quite a while.

I mean...

If you are going to go with the 

"Pics or it didn't happen"

Then the last time Rob was 'seen' in LA?

September 30th.

So what then?

Has Robert just been a ghost?

Not existing for the past 2 weeks?

My Ghost is English...

Because some people were SO eager to believe

that Rob was out every night getting drunk and hitting on random women.

I never saw ONE picture of him in a bar.

With any other woman.

Nope. Not one.

We saw Rob in a car.

2 weeks ago.

I’m the one who’s in control
Now i’m acting like a fool
Do my feelings show?
Is my face aglow?
Isn’t it obvious?

Yet, people were assuming that Rob

was out partying and living the 'single' life.

Right.

Guess where Rob is now?

That I don’t know what I’m doing anymore
i’m feeling like a little girl
Caught up in emotions
I’m out of control
Isn’t it obvious?

So. OK.

NOW Robert is being seen all over London.

Including on set with Kristen.

True?

Obvious is Obvious.

If you didn't have an agenda...

If you just followed logic and common sense.

You wouldn't be at ALL surprised that Robert

was back in the UK.

I'm thinking that was his plan all along.

Get done what needed to get done...

And get back to where you once belonged.

(Thanks Paul)

He wouldn't have left if he didn't have to...

And he got back as soon as he could.

Now...now...

Don't be mad.

It really can't be surprising that

Rob turns up with Kristen...

Not after it keeps happening over and over again.

So much for Exit Strategy!

Do you see my hands, they tremble
Wonder why I can’t look you in the eyes
Don’t know how long
I can keep this inside
Isn’t it obvious?

I don't need to see a picture of Rob and Kristen.

Like I said before...

I like that he's staying out of the public's needy eyes.

And you know that Paparazzi in England

has been a bit hampered lately because of all the scandals

that have been going on...

So maybe it is just easier to get around

to get in 

to get out

to get all about

without being noticed.

You know?

Suddenly these emotions are in control of my heart
Can you see it in my eyes
Every glance, every smile
Must give me away
And I feel so much I can’t hide

We don't NEED to see Robert and Kristen together.

We don't NEED to know that wherever Kristen is...

Robert will soon follow.

We don't NEED affirmation that 

Robert and Kristen

Always.

End.

Up.

Together.

Because they do.

Always.

Besides...

Where else is Robert going to go?

And do you really think this is the first time he's done this?

Really?

Point and  Laugh.

This post is brought to you by... Twirling.

Because even if Rob showed up in Albuquerque tomorrow...

It won't change a thing about his relationship with Kristen.

And we all know it's true.

What number is it again?

And by Thomas Sturridge.

Whom I adore.

Completely.

Bye for now.