I wasn't going to go there.
I mean...
What is there to really say at this point?
But.
You know me.
I just can't pass up something THIS good.
I mean... come on!
Something this awesome falls in my lap
I have to comment on it.
I always have some thoughts...
1.
2.
3. So Rob let it be known that he was indeed in
London last week.
We kinda knew that didn't we?
We kinda knew that even though he had to go
back to LA before he flew out to Paris...
That he was there seeing his girl.
Sure...
Excuses are coming fast and furious.
Even though just a few scant days ago...
There was all kinds of howling about how Rob
was NEVER in London.
How he NEVER wants to be with Kristen.
How he was seen in L.A. by their 'sources'
during the same time he was in London.
Amazing.
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| Really? (bible) |
4.
4. So people were analyzing the living fuck
(living fuck?)
out of the interview...
Trying to determine what Rob REALLY said.
There are some good conspiracy theories
(there always are)
a. Rob is goofed up on his days/months
He doesn't know what he is talking about.
He meant SEPTEMBER
not last week.
b. Rob said WEEKS
As in
"I was in London last WEEKS"
Because now apparently Robert
cannot speak proper English.
(Not to be confused with being
a proper English boyfriend)
c. Rob was in London
but it was for WORK!
PR! PR! PR!
Summit made him say that.
Summit made him say that.
Never mind that he was not photographed once
Never mind that he stayed out of the public eye
d. Rob is a liar.
He's only saying this because he has to.
He gets a lot of money to lie.
e.
 |
| Tell me you're joking... |
f. Rob was ONLY in London
(if he really was in London)
because he has family and friends there!
OF COURSE!!
Kristen probably wasn't in London at the same time!!
g. WHO CARES where he was??
Rob and Kristen have only seen each other
for like a day since Breaking Dawn ended.
That is not EPIC LURVE!!
h.
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| Stupidity is FUNNY!! |
5. Thing is...
We've learned a lot from these six simple words.
"I was in London last week"
(Ready for more?)
z. I've always said that Rob (and Kristen) have
no problem getting in and out of airports
and seeing each other
without anyone being the wiser.
This last London trip proves that point.
No one saw him come in.
No one saw him leave.
Yet...
he admits he was there.
So how many other times do you think
that Rob and Kristen have managed to visit the other?
You have no idea.
Keep dreaming that they have only been together
the times you know about.
Rob has made it pretty clear that he will fly anywhere
anytime
to see Kristen.
Even if it means having to fly back to LA
and then fly right back out to Paris.
True Love.
y.
x. what makes this even better?
Is you hear Robert say it with his own words.
No dubbing.
No excuses.
No "Weeks"
w.
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| Can they be any more adorable? |
This post is brought to you by
because no matter what happens...
Laughing and smiling
always beats
Pissing and moaning.
And its also brought to you by
WEEKS
Are you fucking kidding me with that?
And last but never least.
Tom Sturridge.
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| I could watch him laugh all damn day. |
Because Tom gets it.
Bye for now
326 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 326 of 326I saw that too but the most hilarious were the boobs LOL
BEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWBS!!!!
*owl.li/79Mzm*
Oh hai there Tom and Dakota
http://bit.ly/ujU9is
@Claire:
They look amazing - can't wait for the movie!
Leni - Ah the boobs!!! LOL
This is cute:
http://bit.ly/t8CcLy
The long honeymoon clip made me miss Kristen!
Claire & Leni
LOL...thanks for the running commentary!
Cream cheese, Kristen's legs, Rob signing fake boobs...it's been a great day! Thanks!
New favorite quote..."What if the love of your life was one of your family..."
This is why we LOVE you, Rob.
Claire...when did he say that? When I get home I need to find the clip!
Hope - During the fan event in Brussels. I'm sure someone will have recorded it.
Hope: I think the source you'll need for all this is RPLife. They have everything compiled there, including the entire Q&A in HQ.
http://robpattinson.blogspot.com/2011/10/breaking-dawn-brussels-fan-event.html
*HD I mean.
SYDNEY....OH...Thanks so much! Going to look now.
Did you get snow???
Hope...yes we did. A good 8 inches in Denver. And it is beautiful out right now...snow still coming down.
Sydney...lucky you!
Wish it would head this way.
Sydney - Nothing better than a good 8 inches eh?
And Claire comes thru! I thought of putting something in there along those lines, but thought- no, too pervy. I can count on you though!
@leni @claire there were a lot of fanboys because of Ashley. i think she has more male than female fans.
BC: that's probably true, but they were begging for pictures with Rob. It was amusing.
Claire: the Meteorologist is talking about the heavy, wet, 8 inches. How do they do this without cracking a smile?
Rob's going to be on Letterman -___-
Sydney - They must find it HARD not too.
Claire: could be pure genius. The awkwardness of Letterman and Rob trying to make for it by word vomiting all over the place.
Sydney - I hope Rob uses that sense of humour to absolutely destroy the old fart for the way he treated Kristen.
Annie Leibowitz is the other guest on the same night, the same Annie Leibowitz who was responsible for the alligator Vanity Fair cover.
I bet Robert would like to have a few words with her about that episode. LOL
Although I would like to thank Annie for giving me one of my favourite Rob pictures EVER
*bit.ly/uOFcG4*
ROB...I just want to say for whatever its worth...I am sorry you have to answer such stupid questions like "Do you wish you were a vampire in real life?" OMG..apart from the fan that actually wanted you to bite her... I can't think of a dumber question!
Hi CLAIRE..I hope ROB gives Letterman HELL..haha
Hi Everybody:)
Sorry...I dont know HOW I posted that comment twice...lol...that is my delete:)
By the way, KENZZ...these word verifs are getting a little over the top.....forkazon...(omg)
Super - They have been answering the same questions for the last three years. And it's not like they are even the same interesting questions. ''How do you feel when the fans scream?'' ''How are you like Edward/Bella?'' ''Would you want to be a vampire in real life?''.
They've got the patience of a saint because I would have went loopy a long time ago answering the same things at every promotional event.
Hi Claire and Super,
I just saw the fan event video and those questions were beyond boring. If you noticed, they didn't really answer any of them. Smart move.
Like Sydney said, don't squander your questions.
OMG Look at this copper taking a picture of Rob. He wants to hope his boss doesn't see LOL
*imagebam.com/image/55a364155945372*
And the word verification for this post is douche O__O PMSL
Hi PL, Claire, & Super! How are all of you?
I'm loving all the funny, adorable moments from Brussels. Not sure I'll ever see cream cheese quite the same, though..;)
DK- I forgot to pass along my congrats to your son. I look forward to hearing some stories from the engagement party.
Hi everyone- I hope it's been a great day...
@Rhonda
Thanks, and for sure, I'll give the details when I get back home on the weekend. There will probs. be pics of a drunken Mae or Sylvia (nah), too!
@Freddie
You and I have such divine musical interaction, like we're mystically joined doppelgangers. ;-)
Getting a total kick out of the Brussels fan event and as someone said, the vids of it are excellent, so easy to hear/watch.
Wishing everyone a pleasurable evening, however you shake it.
Hi to all the dear Roseland gang. Thank you IB for the shout out this morning and to Kenzz and DK the other evening.
**wave** to y'all. Just a quick pass through this evening.
Rob and Ashley have done a great job with the promo tour. Rob is his ever precious, kind, "highlarious" self.
What a fun and lovely person. Loved his...''What if the love of your life was one of your family''...answer.
Am enjoying the vids, interviews and pics.
In addition, the new "Thousand years" vid is beautiful. So happy that song was selected for the movie.
Claire, I agree with you that the pic by AL of Rob with the NOLA Pres.Hall Jazz Band is an exceptional and special shot.
Rhonda,hi and thank you for reminding me....
Dear DK, so very happy for you and your son and his GF. Such a wonderful and exciting time for them and you too! Enjoy the great happiness!
Have a lovely evening everyone.
Hugs for y'all. Hugs for Smitty, Gruff and Syd.
Life is good.
DK – “mystically joined doppelgangers” – love it.
I loved the duet between Connie and Andy on Watch What Happens. The harmonies were lovely and their voices blended so well. I had forgotten what great voices they both have. Here’s a different version for your musical enjoyment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am7vrUL1FS0&feature=related
And a bit of a sample of Sophie’s new album.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAWGd6P5N1c
Have a good evening DK.
Hello to everyone else in Roseland. Stay well all.
@Freddie
What a joy it was listening! Thanks so much.
Sophie Milman's version of Watch What Happens is as smooth, delicious and cool as gelato.
Those arrangements are PHEnomenal.
I'll have to buy two CD's, for I have a dear, quite older friend who will flip for her.
Been looking for Marcus Foster's new album and it isn't available at my local B & N, Target or Walmart, WTH? Must go online to get it.
Music makes the world go round..
((Hugs))
Dear Freddie,
What a magical singer. Her voice is amazing. Thanks for the links to Sophie Milman.
Have a lovely Thursday y'all.
DK - Nameless Path is fantastic and available in US through Amazon.com :)
Have a great day, everyone! <3
Just saw this:
Kristen on the cover of Glamour UK!
http://bit.ly/u1mPoZ
And the MTV First is with Rob, Kristen & Taylor.
@leni i am going to go and buy the UK glamour cover. she looks beautiful and elegant. i am so excited about the MTV First. i just wished it was only with Kristen and Rob, as much as i adore Taylor. so excited.
Hello Roseland!!
Hi Leni, Kristen looks absolutly STUNNING in those glamour pics...just WOW!!
As for the MTV Frist...all I am going to say is...at this point I'll take whatever they give us, as long Rob and Kristen are in the same room.
Take care
@bcaceres30 & katy:
Kristen looks beautiful as always!
As for the MTV First I think the three of them is definitely better than the Cullens or the wolfpack!
Just read the interview - VERY candid and sweet :)
Ohai there beautiful girl covering Glamour UK.
I absolutely loved her interview too.
I'd pay good money to here her say ''fucking wanker'' OMG.
She seems to have enjoyed her last two New Years Eve's spent over here which is great. And the fact that she likes Guinness? Girl after my own heart. LOL
The sex scenes were R-Rated in BD then had to be re-cut. Yep Summit, you just stick those on the DVD and you'll be swimming in money. LOADSA MONEY!!!!! LOL
''American Jocks or British Lads?''
It's obvious LOL
@Claire:
I definitely would pay lots of money for those R-rated scenes LOL
My second to last post should read *hear* not *here*. This is what fan girling does to me.
Leni - *bit.ly/rLUIJn*
Hello Leni and Claire,
Kristen looks stunning again. The head shot in the lacey dress is so lovely.
The interview...Kristen sounds so confident and I love how the journalist is surprised by how welcoming and warm she is. No, she is not a typical HW starlet. I think it is very cool how both Rob and Kristen have embraced each others cities. Keep it your own Kristen! Love these two!
@Claire:
PMSL that's a creepy smile LOL
@Birdie:
I love it that the journalist mentioned that Kristen could handle the questions herself and doesn't need a publicist!
She seems to be taking on English phrases too.
''We never stopped taking the piss'' :'''D
I've just read her interview again.
I love her SO fucking much OMG.
Imagining her and Rob jogging PMSL
@Claire:
I imagined that too.. them running around the block next to each other in matching outfits LOL
Leni - *SCREAMING*
@leni @claire i would buy the dvds with the R rated sex scenes. to be honest i hope sunmmit does a dvd version with the uncut movie version. kristen said there are two sex scenes for the two movies.
Kristen eats beans on toast too!!! LOL
I wonder if she has brown or red sauce on it. Or like me, Branston Pickle
I need to know these things. LOL
bcaceres - Imagine the sex scenes when Bella turns into a nymphomaniac vamp? O___O UNF!!
@Claire & bcaceres30:
We definitely need a R-rated version of THAT! lol
I thought it was sweet that Kristen said she was shocked by Bella's "burgeoning sexuality" LOL
I also loved Kristen interview!!!
I'm glad Kristen is being able to enjoy London with nobody bothering her.
Awww, the best memory - 'I spent my last two New Years here, and both of them were f*ing incredible."
PS: YES, give us the R-Rated cut!
@leni @claire i am sure the vampire sex will be hot. i cant wait. Bella as a vampire is my favorite. i also love bella as a mother. you do not mess with mamma bear.
New BD Soundtrack Song:
http://bit.ly/shQaYK
Kristen is so fucking cute, I do not know how one could continue to convince themselves to hate her. She is so real and sweet and endearing and true. I love that interview. I love how Brit-ified she is getting. Just...such an interesting woman.
Sydney,
Don't you find it funny that Kristen is getting Brit-ified and Rob seems to be loving LA more?
Interesting coincidence, PL.
Dropping in to say hello! I am loving the R & K Festival. I can't wait until they are together...it will be soon.
I am here in the great Northeast with 2 inches of snow on the ground. The weather peeps said it wouldn't stick, just melt as it hit, heh....2 inches before Halloween??? What is going on???
There's a kind of hush, all over the world tonight..
What a fab week of great posts, Rose.
It's Friday to boot, TG.
Thinking it doesn't get much better than what we've had lately, for Twi Saga fans.
Yet, I know that it will though, when Kristen joins the fray, that'll be the day!
Good day, lovelies.
Oops! Repost
Face The Day Marching
Bolero
(Instrumental)
Herbert von Karajan/Berliner Philharmoniker 1985 - Part II
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJfdYqfOLo8
Thank you/zealmaro10
We Won't Run
Sarah Blasko:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5RtLfE7K6Q
Pages turning
Lights are burning
See what you could not see
It's plain as the day
The night makes you pay
For what was hidden underneath
Longing to leave
But begging to feel that
Something will make you stay
Gotta believe that this all leads
Somewhere we've never been
We won't run
We can fight
All that keeps us up at night
There is far to go now
Let's not waste a minute more
In denial
I always thought you knew yourself
Better than anyone
The season was lost
And you started listening
To everyone else
But cast in as devil
I've got the metal
The means to make things right
Tired of the guilt
Tired of being sorry
Well haven't we suffered enough
But oh that our eyes will be open
Oh that our eyes will be open
We won't run
We can fight
All that keeps us up at night
There is far to go now
Let's not waste a minute more
We won't fear
We can fight
All that we can bring to light
There is far to go now
Let's not waste a minute more
Our lives
Of our lives
Our lives
Thank you/dewprocessaustralia
Wake Up
Arcade Fire:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ja9SJJ5UlU
Something filled up
My heart with nothing
Someone told me not to cry
But now that Im older
My hearts colder
And I can see that it's a lie
Children wake up
Hold your mistake up
Before they turn the summer
Into dust
If the children don't grow up
Our bodies get bigger
But our hearts get torn up
Were just a million little gods
Causing rainstorms
Turnin every good thing to rust
I guess we'll just have to adjust
With my lightning bolts a glowing
I can see where I am going to be
When the reaper he reaches
And touches my hand
With my lightning bolts a glowing
I can see where I am going to be
Thank you/lucieemmanuelle
@Kay
Thanks for the Foster CD info. I'll check Amazon. :)
While I'm marching, not running, and glowing, I'm going.
Have a terrific Friday.
Good morning DK! Sorry I missed you. Fun tunes this AM. Are you psyched for your Holloween party? Should be a wonderful surprise!
Have a great Friday everyone. More Rob today!
Aaaaaand the word vomit rolls into Sweden.
According to Rob; ''In the eyes of the church Kristen and I are actually married, since the priest at the wedding was a real priest.'' PMSL
People on set would say ''That's not how Edward would thrust, let me borrow Kristen for a sec and I'll show you.'' LOL
Keep it coming Robert.
Morning,
Just peeking in quickly before work...
Claire- Rob is just adorable, and so funny. Can't wait to see what else the day brings.
Sydney & IB- Wow, you guys already have snow!
Happy Friday everyone- Hope to chat later..
Hi Claire and Rhonda!!
I never thought I would laugh so much this morning. I love no filter Rob.
Happy Friday
Good morning dear Rose and Roseland,
Oh my! This promo tour is the gift that keeps on giving. Rob is wonderful. What an adorkable, handsome Brit lad he is.
Kristen, what a gorgeous photo shoot for Glamour UK. Loved the interview.
Yep, most definite soul mates they are! Wishing them happiness and time to hide away together.
Have a lovely Friday y'all.
Hugs from Texas, where it has cooled down and actually rained last night.
Life is good.
Oh, and I do believe it is 20 and counting as of today. Whoop!
Morning DK, Birdie, olivia, Claire, Rhonda and katy!
Boy, was it quiet here last night. I checked in and the place was empty.
There is more SNOW on the way here....ugh!!!
Claire~I saw those same quotes from Sweden....very interesting :)
Have a great Friday!
I just watched some videos and read the tweets about the Press Conference.. Rob word vomit is in full force and I LOVE it! LOL
Also just read that Rob will be on Jimmy Fallon Nov. 10th :)
Leni - Ooh Fallon eh? Hopefully Rob gets up that tree again LOL
He has never looked better IMO
*bit.ly/s0LKWs* O____O
Yeah I hope so too :)
I always loved Fallon interviewing him or Kristen!
That pic: UNF
I love some of the quotes you guys are sharing. I need to get caught up and listen to the interviews...I love it when Rob goes off on his own tanget!!
So ready for the movie and probably equally excited for al the promos!
WTF is happening at this fan event? Electro fucking pop? I keep expecting a Pet Shop Boys tribute act to roll on stage 0_o
I'm with you ladies! The interview quotes are priceless in their randomness... I can't wait for this promo to ramp up, and of course to finally get to see the movie :)
*waves* to Rose, Smitty, Gruff, and Syd...
I almost didn't make it through all of this horrible music..
I just jumped over to the Live broadcast... wtf is up with these guys? Do I have the right channel...?
@Kenzz:
That's been going on for over one hour already..
These two guys must have had some coke (and I don't mean the fizzy stuff), they've been like this for nearly 2 hours. PMSL
@Claire:
PMSL at first I thought the one of them was Nick but then I realised Nick wouldn't take part in shit like that LOL
This is getting embarrassing now LOL
It's like the cheesiest of cheese fests.
Leni - OMFG!! I thought he reminded me of someone. *SCREAMING*
@Claire:
Right?!
Why do they show the same clip again?
I thought he was in troll mode the other day.
He's FULL on Trolly McTrollerson today PMSL
Peeing himself while being naked LOL
Leni - PMSL
Seriously though, I think he might be having a couple of drinks to calm his nerves. Those fans were fucking intense.
He's just had to be pulled away because fans are freaking out O_O
They really were intense.. and crazy LOL
Yet he still tries to sign for everyone :'')
I'd end up smacking them across the chops LOL
Imagine signing all these autographs and being screamed at at the same time.. I would hit them too LOL
Hey ladies! I actually watched that crazy event. It was traumatizing just from the screen on my laptop===can't imagine how it must have been for Rob and Ashley! They handled it so well. I'd have been in fear for my life!!!
So how is everyone today???
@dottie:
True. I muted it half of the time -they can't do that!
I'm good, how are you?
I'm fine, Leni. Just getting ready for the week end. :)
I think it's fair to say that the Euro leg of promo has been quite entertaining (terrible Swedish musicians and hosts aside).
I can't fucking wait for next week!!!
Claire: I agreee!
Hi to Leni, dottie, and any & all who pop in later this evening...
I can't imagine anyone who feels TGIF more than Ashley and Rob :)
I'm still complaining about these ridiculously long word verifs: "aediagus"... I think we're just missing the 'i' for ALL the vowels!
@Claire & Kenzz:
Agreed :)
And I have a feeling that next week is going to be even better!
I feel so bad for them though, their schedule looks fucking ridiculously exhausting next week. Especially Kristen on the 3rd.
That's true - it will be really stressful for all of them. Probably Kristen has to go back filming SWATH as soon as possible and therefore has little time to promote.
Good Evening!
What a strange and wonderful day this has been, don't you think?
Quite the interesting press and fan events went on in Sweden, giving pause and laughter.
Are we all watching the World Series of American baseball, between Texas & Missouri?
Or is it snowing where you are living?
Best wishes, Roselanders. Happy days are here again.
Shouting out to Rose, Smitty, Gruff and Syd, too.
Belle Chapeau
Feathers Flow
Face Aglow
Hair So Fair
Intoxicating Stare
Painted There
Been back and forth, all over the place. Signing off for tonight. Be safe.
*bit.ly/scaSh6*
PMSL
@Claire:
PMSL
I read somewhere a tweet saying that Rob got water in his beard
LOL
OMG! Finally caught up reading/viewing everything I missed all week long! I started my new job a week and half ago and had to basically put all these upcoming events out of my mind and keep phone in purse. IT WAS HARD!!! How sweet, cute, and funny were Rob and Ashley too at all these promos! I agree whole-heartedly that Yes, essentially they are married!!! I love it, love it, love it! I just wish we knew the joke about him calling her the "wrong name!" I think I will use my common sense on that one! I see we have all these upcoming talk show appearances, but can't keep it straight it my head when everything is to set the DVR! This is all too much to keep straight in my mind, may have to write this info down...lol! Have to go for now, we have a birthday party, pumpkin carving party, Relay for Life Scavenger Hunt, and then a Halloween party to get to today. Take care Roseland!
@Fio-great new video! Happy Birthday to Jess also!
@Rose-can't wait til your next post! I'm sure there is more sweetness that I missed!
The BD soundtrack is streaming on FaceBook all day if anyone wants to take a listen.
http://www.facebook.com/twilight?sk=app_282169268473926
Have a great week end!
@dottie:
Thanks for that link!
@Fio:
I absolutely adore your new video :)
<3
http://bit.ly/v8oMgm
good afternoon roselanders!
*waving to all, regs & lurkers*
Bawling my eyes at Carter B's Love, Birth and Death w/Bella's lullaby in it, A Thousand Years, Llovela, It Will Rain and of course, Flightless Bird *sniff*
Good 1st promo week dear, Mr. P at his best, Miss S gorgeous as ever @GlamUK my my, can't Nov come faster?
@SoleilAnne, did you finally manage to send that recipe book to Miss S?
@Robert - how's prepping f/surgery going? Keeping you in my prayers w/fingers crossed!
@DK missing yr jam sessions...
Wish you all a super w-end and peace for those 2 beautiful souls that made us all come together though they may never realize it...
Oh, wait, this also applies to Rose *why so silent?*
#sappyMuse
MUSE...I like your last paragraph! This blog is a very special place....thanks to Rose...virtual hugs to All...hubby and I are on the way home. We had a nice overnight trip to Asheville NC and Biltmore winery and Bistro!!!There are 12 bottles of wine coming home with us:)
@Super
I am super envious of your Biltmore visit and 12 bottles of wine!
Glad you had a good trip.
@Muse
We'll be jamming soon, but busy living now.
@Robert
You're in my thoughts.
Sweet Saturday wishes to All!
DK...darn....I missed you! I will catch up with you soon:). ROB...I am going to start a book I think...I am going to call it "ROB PATTINSONISMS...YES FOLKS. HE REALLY DID SAY THAT!"
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