Letters to the Editor

Mail Day.

The mail you are about to see is real...

The names have been changed to protect the innocent

or the stupid.

And the spelling.

I just can't deal with the spelling.

So yeah... I corrected that too.

Rosesee--

You constantly post paparazzi pics on your blog 

but I always see you complaining about how

 they treat Rob and Kristen on Twitter.

So only if the pictures are what you want to see

than those pictures are OK with you?

Hypocrite much?

You are pathetic with what you pick and choose.

- Suzy

Dearest Suzy--

I realize that I am vocal about my disdain for the paparazzi.

It's my opinion. I'm entitled to it.

But there are degrees of aggressiveness and disgusting behavior

carried out by these vile vultures.

Take for example the pictures taken Thursday

of Kristen arriving home to LAX.

Did you see the video?

Those paps crossed the line.

They were abusive

yelling and screaming at the people Kristen were with.

They pushed and shoved several people
They were swearing and abusive.
When it was just the two guys left...
They circled them like a pack of hyenas.
Snarling. Provoking.
Confrontational.
Going so far as to go in the trash...
Grab someones used soda
and pour it over one of their heads.
And someone got SPIT on.
REALLY?
THAT IS ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR?

I get that there will always be paparazzi.

It's an unfortunate byproduct of being famous.

But they are getting scary.
These people were out of control.
And for what?
Some pictures of Kristen walking through a damn airport?
Yeah... like no one has ever seen THAT before.

There should be a set distance they are kept away from people.

They shouldn't be allowed to get up close and

get away with shoving and trying to start fights.

Touching should NEVER be allowed.
Why do these assholes feel the need to get physical
and violent?

If you or I were walking through an airport and

someone started yelling at you and pushing a camera in your face

and began shoving you around...

Would that be OK?

Of course it wouldn't.

But somehow it's deemed acceptable if you are famous?

Hypocrisy indeed.

And now look at this video...

 I realize that this video was taken by paparazzi as well.

But let's review, shall we?

The guy filming it was a good distance away...

(at one point he zooms in and out)

Rob and Kristen were in a public place
and weren't even aware that they were

being photographed...

No shouting... no shoving...

Yeah

It still is a bit intrusive

(but oh so sweet)

But no one was harmed or scared

while this was going on.

See the difference?

So yeah.

Like I said... degrees of difficulty.
If the pics are taken with some restraint...

Without Kristen and/or Robert being terrorized

if they are taken from a safe distance away
and not treading on private property

and don't involve verbal and physical abuse...

Then I can deal with those.

But that's just me.

We all have our own paparazzi compass.

Rose-

I don't know why you bother trying to convince anyone

that Rob and Kristen are together.

My friends and I can come up for a reason they aren't together

to debunk every reason you think they are!

I will always have my seat firmly on the NONSTEN bus.

Give it up already. You aren't changing anyone's mind.

- Bus Driver

Dear Road Rage--

I'm not trying to convince anyone of anything.

I don't have to.

The pictures and interviews

speak for themselves.

(Actions do speak louder than words)

Sure...

You can come up with excuses

(Damage Control, Exit Strategy, PR!!)

for every thing that is out there.

So what?
I say the sky is blue.
You say the sky is purple!

Being contrary doesn't make you right.
It just makes you look like an idiot.

You see a video of Rob and Kristen kissing and hugging

and being all sweet and adorable in Cannes...

And you will ultimately scream PR!

It's the standard GO TO excuse.

It's not a legitimate one...
And it most definitely isn't logical.

But it makes you feel better

and it makes that scary bus ride feel a bit less bumpy.

So enjoy the ride!

Keep working on excuses to explain why
Rob and Kristen
Always
End
Up
Together.

"We give it ONE more movie"
(2 movies ago)

(Good luck with that)

Dear Rose--

I LOVE your blog!

Did you see the pictures of Kristen's hand

when she was at the airport?

What do you think "HAD 2 B U" means?

-Alice

Hi Alice--

Thanks for the kind words.

Yes... I saw the words on Kristen's hand.

Within a matter of minutes I was overdosing on all the

references to that simple phrase.

Kinda typical of this fandom to take any little thing

Rob and Kristen do

and beat it into unrecognizable submission.

But do I know what it means?

Let's see...

1. It's a love song.

It had to be you

it had to be you 

I wandered around, and finally found 

The somebody who 

could make me be true 

Could make me be blue 

or even be glad 

Just to be sad just thinking of you 

Some others I've seen 

might never be mean 

Might never be cross or try to be boss 

But they wouldn't do 

For nobody else gave me the thrill 

With all your faults I love you still 

It had to be you 

It had to be you 

It had to be you

So you tell me... who would those lyrics apply to?

Can you imagine Rob playing that song on the piano...

Perhaps singing it to Kristen?

I can.

But who knows.

Mayhaps Kristen was just bored on the long plane ride

and didn't have any paper to write on...

Or she was thinking of getting a vanity license plate

HAD2BU

Or she wanted to remember those words for some reason...

OR

Maybe Rob had sung (sang?) it to her over the phone

and she got all mushy and sweet

and had to write it on her hand

as a reminder of his sweet

sweet

love.

(and yeah, I'm being a bit sarcastic.)

(but only a bit.)

I know what I like to think.

But I guess only Kristen really knows.

(and of course Rob... always Rob)

I doubt it's up for discussion.

Final Thoughts.

I don't think I have any.

This post is brought to you by the number 2

Why?

Because it's my favorite number.

Not quite 1

but right on his tail.

Not as much pressure as 1

But still close enough to enjoy the view.

Yeah.

2 is a great number.

And of course...

This post is brought to you by 

the brilliance that is

Thomas Sturridge

You are Green Sheep...

Until next time.

Bye for now