**WARNING WARNING**
I'm about to get a bit ranty.
And talk in the 3rd person.
Rose has warned you.
Are you fucking serious?
Really?
It seems that some people don't know how
to comprehend what they read.
Or are people really THAT stupid?
Don't answer that.
It's fucking hypothetical.
Random Rants.
1. I'm still confounded by the bullshit I have
read in my emails/DMs today.
I am sitting here...
Shaking my head at all the nonsense.
Part of me wants to laugh at the absurdity
Part of me wants to cry at the sheer lunacy.
I post on this blog a few times a week.
I wax fucking poetic about Robert and Kristen
being in love
being together
living together
being completely smitten and crazy about the other.
Because that's what I see...
That's what I believe.
THAT gets glossed over.
I post a snippet of some song lyrics
to a friend.
And immediately I am somehow talking
about the demise of Rob and Kristen.
That hurts my fucking brain.
Here's the deal.
Read slowly if you have trouble keeping up
2. I have NEVER claimed that friends of mine are
Kristen/Tom/Rob
Never.
Ever.
If you believe that...
That's YOUR fucking deal.
Not mine.
I don't go around talking about it.
I don't tweet about it.
I don't have super secret behind the scenes
chats discussing it.
People have made ASSumptions
based on gossip and innuendo
And hey?
You want to believe it?
Good on you.
And if you don't?
Bravo!
I.
Don't.
Give.
A.
Fuck.
What you do or do not believe.
It has no significance to me.
Take that as you want.
Or choke on it.
Either way.
I'm good.
3. "Rose is an insider"
"Rose isn't an insider"
A. Rose is not an 'insider'
What the fuck does that even mean anyway?
People throw that around so damn much
it has lost all fucking meaning.
But
N.O.
I'm NOT an all powerful INSIDER
I have never claimed to be.
I go out of my way to dispel any of that bullshit.
And really...
who would want to be?
So to the idiots and buffoons out there..
Did you get that?
Did I spell it out enough for you to comprehend?
Let's review shall we?
1. Rose has never claimed that she has friends
who are secretly Kristen/Rob/Tom
2. Rose is not a super secret insider.
Rose doesn't give a shit about the 'inside'
Rose is happier on the outside... looking in.
3. Rose posted a snippet of lyrics to her friend.
Rose couldn't have foreseen the bullshit drama that ensued.
Rose forgets that there are lunatics out there
who are eager to twist her words around to meet
their fucking lame agenda.
But Rose will not censor her thoughts and opinions
to appease the lunatic fringe.
4. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
are in a loving, committed relationship.
They didn't break up.
(Yeah, Kris called and told me they were just fine...lolol)
Robert and Kristen love each other.
You can tell how much they love each other by just
looking at them when they are together.
You don't need me or anyone else to tell you that.
Just look at Cannes pics and videos.
It's all there.
5. Think for your fucking self.
Good fucking grief.
Make up your own damn mind.
You have a brain.
USE it.
6. FUCK YOU.
And the self righteous know it all attitude
You wear like a badge of honor.
You don't know me.
Don't even pretend to know what my words mean
or what I am thinking.
Don't even pretend to know what my words mean
or what I am thinking.
I'm sick of the fucking drama.
And contrary to some people's beliefs...
I don't go looking for it.
I write a blog.
That's all I do.
I don't have any other agenda other
than I like to write
and I like to write about Rob and Kristen.
For ONCE... just fucking once
I wish if someone had a question...
or a problem with something I said
They would just fucking ASK me
instead of misinterpreting
misunderstanding
misusing
my words.
It's fucking tedious.
I thought I wrote in English...
And I thought what I had to say
was pretty straightforward and easy to understand.
Never underestimate the power of stupidity.
7. Listen to Rob.
Fuck You.
This post is brought to you by that little pebble in your shoe
that keeps rubbing on your foot...
and by that buzzing annoying fucking gnat
that just keeps flying around your head...
And by side eyes.
Rose is side-eyeing you big fucking time.
Rose is also giving you the crook eye
the stink eye
and the evil eye.
Tom does a great side-eye...
But then...
He is fucking adorable.
One last thing?
Rob and Kristen are happy and in love.
Until next time.
Bye for now
34 comments:
Bravo :)
I must miss all the drama. Guess I don't follow the right (?) people on Twitter.
Hope my comment didn't upset you yesterday, Rose. The "mother" in me just came forth and felt the need to be vocal. Sorry.
Saw SWATH again today. Am I weird? The first non-rainy day in a while, and I go sit in a theatre...
How's your knee, DK?
This has been one helluva day. I woke up to the news that a dear older friend had a heart attack last night. Hubs & I rushed to the hospital (an hr away) and sat w/the family while she had a procedure. Thankfully, it looks like she will be ok. We haven't been home very long and I just sat down to unwind a bit. This post was a nice surprise.
Sorry for the drama you've had thrown your way today, Rose.
Waves & hugs to all my pals! <333
Rose - Insanity seems to be running riot today.Let's ope we stick with tradition and it precedes something fantastic!
dottie - So sorry to hear about your friend, I hope she has a speedy recovery.
ali mac - to answer your earlier question, no and I possibly won't.We pretty much have this down to a fine art by now.We work for the same company and often on different parts of the same contract which means we genuinely need to attend the same meetings somewhere in Europe quite often.Then we each have 7 weeks holiday so we usually manage to keep separations down to 4 weeks max :)
Rose - sorry for all the shit you have to put up with!
Dottie - So sorry about your friend! Hoping that she can recover quickly!
Carry on, Rose. Carry on...
Love the new banner <3
DK- it seems like you've had a rough time of it. I'll be thinking about you, take care :)
Dottie- I'm sorry about your friend. I hope all goes well for her ((Hugs))
Hi to all the regs. I wish we could chat more often, but it seems life is keeping all of us busy these days. Lots of love for you all....
The pix of Rob giving "wtf" faces & flipping the bird sum up the collective responses think all of us have to all the brainless idiots spewing hate & drama. Thankfully don't see it!
It would be nice if we could cyber punch people though...surely there is an app for that? Lol!
Shout out to the regs, Hope you are all doing well and having an awesome day! :)
Rose, I am so sorry you have to put up with so much nonsense. I know you must get sick and tired of it all sometimes. People are unbelievable. Just try and ignore them if possible.
Dottie I hope your friend makes a full recovery.
Hope all Roselanders have a great week.
Rose...Sorry you had to deal with a bunch of crap today.
Dottie....Sorry you have had a rough day. Sending you and your friend positive thoughts. Hope she feels much better soon.
Wishing everyone a nice evening.
Rose, please know you are sooo appreciated by so many you'll never even meet!
DK: thoughts, prayers, and good old-fashioned hugs sent you're way...
Dottie: hope your friend makes a full recovery!
Robert: welcome back (in all sense of the phrase!)
Lots of love to my NE members <3
Special support sent out to Syd , Smitty, Gruff ( may you love and fight with the same passion!)
I always wonder how you deal with all the loonies out there and keep your sanity. I am glad that I never have had to be confronted by such people. But I love how you use your blog to tell everyone how you feel. Keep up the good job and don't let the crazies get to you.
Well stated Rose! People need to relax and worry about their own lives. If people aren't happy or worry too much with what is said on someone's blog they need to take a step back cause the angst it brings can't be healthy.
DK- So sorry you are having all this crappy stuff going on right now. Keep your chin up!
Dottie- Hoping your friend can rest and recover easy from such a sudden health issue. Hope the rest of your day is going better too.
Happiness is a choice. It does good things for the soul...
Thank you all for the well wishes for my friend. Roselanders are the sweetest! *mwah!*
"Happiness is a choice. It does good things for the soul..." Wise words, Melinda!
DK, I've been thinking of you. Hope today was better than yesterday.
I love feisty Rose, but am sorry you have to go there. Seriously, if I ever had to go to battle, I would want you on my side.
Dottie,
I hope your friend has a smooth recovery.
DK,
Thinking about you. I can so relate to the knee. I decided to take up running after many moons and now have agonizing knee pain, That'll teach me...back to my bike.
PL,
So good to hear from you today.
Sweet dreams, Roseland!
Oh, so kind and sweet Roselanders Super, Rhonda, Kenzz, PL, Melinda, Birdie, and all of those I have missed, who have addressed me:
The knee will be better soon. Mostly my brains are more scrambled than they were before, lol. That may take some time and treatment.
Still, I'm hanging around here, flying there and thank heavens my fairy wings are intact!
Waving the wand for us all, for into each life some rain must fall or not as the case may be. Unexpected is the norm...
@Dottie
My prayers and wand are directed at your dear friend, with the healing powers of love and peace.
And Litmom, ali mac, angelica1 <3
My chin is up, the bumpers down, but the race is still to be run.
Rainy Night In Georgia
Brook Benton (1982):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr5djzzeA3M
(SuperRNGasPasser posted the lyrics the other day)
Thank you/Phily3
@Of course, I don't mean a foot race with real running. I agree, that train has rolled on by. Back to the bike for sure, and may you be pain-free, too.
@Robert
You are always on my mind, and I'm so glad you're all tuned up and full throttle.
Chin Up
Copeland:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcJL5QVfm6I
With your eyes closed,
Watching a strange show
Play out in your head,
But you were smiling somehow
And your day froze,
And everyone in it
Sat still as a rose,
But we were moving somehow.
Back to where we started,
Losing who we were,
Maybe we should only
Tip a bottle back
To keep us filled up.
Back to where we started,
Losing who we were,
Everybody knows that,
You’d break your neck
To keep your chin up.
Open your eyes,
And the drops come,
And a snail raced down to your neck,
And looked up,
But you were smiling somehow.
Back to where we started,
Losing who we were,
Everybody knows that
You’d break your neck to keep your chin up.
Thank you/austinha11
You Know Who!
Back Off Boogaloo
Ringo Starr (1977):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FtCarB6zw4
Go!
Back off boogaloo,
I said, back off boogaloo,
I said, back off boogaloo, boo.
Back of boogaloo,
What d'yer think I'm gonna do?
I got a flash right from the start.
Wake up, meathead,
Don't pretend that you are dead,
Get yourself up off the cart.
Get yourself together now
And give me something tasty.
Ev'rything you try to do,
You know it sure sounds wasted.
Back off boogaloo,
I said, back off boogaloo.
You think you're a groove,
Standing there in your wallpaper shoes
And your socks that match your eyes.
Back off
Boogaloo
I said
Back off boogaloo
Come on
Back off boogaloo
Boo.
Thank you/bouriket77
Screw them all. I, and the other trillion people who love you, will stomp on their heads for you <3
DK It's so good to see that even when you have a little trouble in your life you don't change :0)
Angelica It sounds like you really do have it worked out, very handy working for the same company and getting to meet up all over Europe is a bonus!
Dottie wishing your friend a speedy recovery xx
Rose I think it goes to show just how desperate the lunatics are these days that they are clinging on to things that have nothing to do with R&K and twisting them to suit their agenda!
"The world moves for love, it kneels before it in awe." The Village (2004)
See ya later, ali gator!
oh me ENCANTO TU MENSAJE SALUDOS ROSE CUIDATE
Rose, people are fu**ing stupid, just ignore them and continue to do what you do.
Still no Freddie? I hope she's ok.
Take care everyone.
@Rose
I'm sorry you had to deal with this crap.
The trolls need some free time management tips. I know this has become cliche but none the less true--get a life psychos.
"Never underestimate the power of stupidity" bwwahahaha LOVE that. I love this post so much, I am soooo beyond sick of still hearing stupid excuses. I don't know what happened but I'm sorry you still have to deal with stupid. And it sounds like you deal with ALOT of stupid hahaha. thanks Rose.
Morning all!
Quoting Chris Rock:
"I don't get high but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity!"
Edith Sitwell:
"I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it!"
Have a great day everybody!
é isso ai rose amei o post ,
é isso ai rose amei o post ,
Hi ANNIE
I love Chris Rocks statement...there's no rehab for stupidity...
ROSE
I hope you are feeling better after your No Holes Barred Post from Tuesday...It is good to just vent sometimes...
Rose, I wonder if you have seen Bel Ami and what your thoughts were. We have waited for sooooo long for this movie.
I was in the line at the grocery store today. OK Magazine has R and K on the cover so it caught my attention. of course I know that they write whatever they want regardless of any accurate info....
Oops...sorry...I meant to finish....Anyway, how wonderful if there is any truth to a marriage forthcoming this year....what a joyous occasion that would be for family, friends and loyal fan base!!!!
Hi: I love reading your blog, but I can't help but wonder why you even bother responding, or even acknowledging the stupid comments that come your way. Trolls are out there and cyber bullies are everywhere. Why pollute your good blog with the negativity they contribute? Shake this shit off and get back the positive, fun point of view I come here to read! Robert and Kristen bring joy into my life, I couldn't care less what the nay-sayers think about them. Why do you; let them foam, out there somewhere all by their lovely self.
Love this post Rose, right on the mark as always. And the pictures you picked of Rob to put in throughout each division of the post are hilarious and fit every word to a "T" funny as hell.
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