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Monday, October 29, 2012

Rob and Kristen- Q and A



Mail Day!
WOOHOO!

I know... I know...
SO EXCITING!

So many questions.
So few brain cells.
So little sanity.

(The names have been removed and the spelling has been
corrected to protect those of us with functioning brains.)

This Kiss. This Kiss.

Why do you think nothing was really said about the mystery blonde?
We see all these pictures of Rob flirting and smiling and then nothing.
Do you think Summit is behind squashing this to protect their movie?

I think nothing was said about the 'mystery' blonde because there
was never a real mystery.
Rob knows who he was talking to.
His friends know who he was talking to.
Kristen knows who he was talking to.
So...
The people that matter
KNOW who she is
so there isn't a mystery except to the lunatic fringe
who get all worked up because Rob was talking to someone.
If Summit had the POWER to squash pictures...
There would never had been any drama this summer.


Rob seems to have a thing for Kristen's upper lip...


Rose you really are such a stupid dumb bitch. You act like you are an insider
and know what is going on with Rob and that slut. You don't know shit.
It's obvious those pictures in her house were staged. It was something right out
of their movies. It's all damage control to try and save that skanks career.
Rob is just doing his job. When BD2 is over, so will your beloved Robsten.


Thanks. You're too kind.
I have never claimed to be an insider. 
Anyone who actually knows Rob and Kristen would never betray them
by discussing intimate details with gossip sites.
I do enjoy how idiots like you scream PR/Damage Control/Exit Strategy
every time there are personal pics showing Rob and Kristen being
well.. Rob and Kristen.
If they show up to a PRIVATE Prince concert...
where there were a zillion other celebrities and their phones
were confiscated at the door...
That somehow becomes Promo for a movie.
Huh?

Rob and Kristen don't have to stage pictures with the paps.
They are stalked and harassed everywhere they go.
Why would they sell out the privacy of their home
if they could simply walk down the street holding hands?
 The PR bullshit is done.
You know it.
I know it.
Anyone with an IQ over 50 knows it.
(Unfortunately... that leaves out most of the Ninnies)
Everyone is just laughing at your excuses now.
Laughing at YOU.


AT.
Not with.

Was this for a movie?


What do you make of this Riu person on Twitter
who is always crying and creating so much drama about Rob and Kristen?
She's an embarrassment to real Robsten fans.


I think this 'person' is a fake and a troll.
I've seen some of her tweets and seriously...
The only people that are falling for her act are the fools
who lack common sense and logic.
Come on.
I'm sure it's some bored hater who wants attention
so what better way than to 'act' like lunatic 'shipper'.
It wouldn't be the first time someone from opposite sides
pretends to be delusional and needy to make themselves look better.

And seriously...
You tell me who are the people RTing her every word?
Exactly.

Robert. The REAL 5th Beatle.

I just had to post this...
BRILLIANT.
5 of my favorite people. Ever.
(is there a way we could get a running Tom into this picture?)


What are your thoughts on the Rob twitter that so many
actually believe is Rob? He calls himself the "beautiful stranger"
and really seems like it could be him.


Yeah... I've been sent some of his tweets and stuff.

Here's a couple of hints.

1. Rob would NEVER call himself a beautiful stranger.
Good grief.

2. This guy says he never claimed to be anyone...
but has posted blurry pics of Rob and/or someone
who closely resembles Rob. 
He also magically goes to Australia at the same time...
Plays guitar. Wears the same baseball hats.
And tries way hard to be "English" 
You get my drift.

3. Biggest clue that it's NOT Rob?
He is chatting and flirting pretty much with just Ninnies.
How did he manage to just find them?
He panders to their 'hate Kristen' mentality.
Please.
Rob would never do that.
I have no doubt that Rob probably goes on social media
and reads about what is happening in this fandom.
But there's no way he interacts with the biggest
known psycho in this fandom.
No way.
No how.

Nobody Does It Better. Nobody.

How can you be Kristen's fan after what she did to Rob?
You can't possibly be a REAL Rob fan if you can forgive her for
hurting him and publicly humiliating him.
She fucked Sanders for all the world to see and who knows
how long it was going on before she was caught?
Kristen will never work in this industry again, unless its porn.
Rob gets to go to all these A-list parties and functions
and Kristen sits at home alone and uninvited because she is
a slut and a home-wrecker and no one wants anything to do with her.


Oh dear.
Such hostility.
Here's the deal.
I don't need to forgive Kristen.
She didn't do anything to me.
That is between her and Rob...
and oh my... guess what?
Looks like Rob has forgiven her!
That must burn your biscuits.
And honestly.
She let that old lecherous fool put his arms around her
and kiss her a few times.
Hardly a scandal.
Definitely not cool.
But not the end of the world.
I don't get where she was 'fucking' him?
In a Mini?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Please.
Have you ever seen the inside of one of those cars?
Does the word MINI give you any kind of hint?
Besides the fact if there was any thing more scandalous
than some awkward kisses...
You don't think anyone would have noticed?
I know you would LOVE to think this was some long ongoing affair
But at her most vulnerable...
 her most emotionally honest public moment...
Kristen called it a 'momentary indiscretion'
and I believe her.
Why? Because she is constantly followed and stalked
and if there was more... we would have seen it.

Kristen OWNS you (and Rob). Admit it.


As for Kristen's being blacklisted because of a few kisses?
Good Lord.
You don't think her fellow actors haven't made mistakes?
Much more serious and damaging than anything Kristen did.
Arnold Schwarzenegger slept with his housekeeper 
while married and she gave birth to his child.
And golly gee... he's still working.
Aston Kutcher stepped out on Demi with a few ladies...
and now is the highest paid actor on TV.
Robert Downey Jr. had years of drug problems and arrests.
One of the biggest stars in Hollywood right now.
Yes.
I can see where Kristen is so much worse than those examples.
Thing is...
Hollywood has already forgotten what happened last summer.
The only people clinging to this are the delusional haters
and gossip sites.
Outside of this fandom...
People have moved on.

Rob and Kristen have...
TOGETHER.


I'm cool. Truth.


What is your silly obsession with Tom Sturridge?
You should change the name of your blog to 
Tom Sturridge Intoxication.
Do you even like Rob any more?

I admit that I'm quite taken with Mr. Sturridge.
It kinda started with "Pirate Radio"
He was so damn cute and charming in that movie
and his voice...
Fuck.

It makes me all melty and stuff.
I adore Thomas.
I admit it.
He's been a true, loyal friend to both Rob and Kristen.
Did you see the way he took care of her
during the Cosmo red carpet in Cannes?

Lean on me...

How can I NOT adore that man?

And stop with the name change of my blog.
I've been getting shit about that from day one.
I hate Rob because I talk about Kristen.
I hate Kristen because I talk about Rob.
I hate Rob and Kristen because I talk about Tom.
Shut.
The.
Fuck.
Up.

I love and adore Rob and Kristen.
Individually.
Together.
Here.
There.
Everywhere.

Bye Rob!

Unlike so many others...
who were SO eager to throw Rob and/or Kristen
under the bus.
I have never turned my back on either of them.


This post is brought to you by Truth.

Rob and Kristen
Always
End 
Up
Together.

Until next time.

Bye for now

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ali mac said...

@ROBERT when I read you comment about doing your job fighting crime I got a great mental image of a super hero lol

ali mac said...

I love peoples scary stories, they beat scary movies hands down for me!

Oneheart said...

Hi Ali..I'm with you I much prefer scary stories over the movies. They're scary....I don't like gore in horror movies, I must prefer the unknown. Kami's story about the house they use to rent and Pisteuo funeral home story, I could so see that happening. Creepy!!!

I wish it wasn't dark outside right now, I have to leave for work..Yes I'm scared. I'll admit it. LMAO There are some cattle in the field next to where I live and if one of them snorts when I go to get in my car, that will be all she wrote. LOL

Have a great day everyone. Breaking Dawn II is getting closer and closer and wow I am getting so excited. TTYL

ali mac said...

ONEHEART yeah I'm glad I read them in the daylight lol If I'd read them last night I'd have been a likkle bit scare :)

Samantha Nkhata said...

@Oneheart
I keep imagining these old wrinkly people with deranged looks on their faces saying he's watching you. Kinda makes me think of the Exorcism of Emily Rose with the deep voices.

A scary story hmmm. This one is not scary just more like spooky.
Here is South Africa we have certain people that are called to be "Sangomas". A translation for 'sangoma' is 'witch doctor' but the connotation is positive. They basically use 'bones' (we call them that but they're really just shells and other odd objects) to tell the future. If you have an ongoing odd illness that scientific doctors haven't been able to figure out they can give you herbs or weird liquid concotions and at times these work. (though they are sad stories of people who have had cancer or Aids who have died relying too much on traditional medicine instead of a going to scientific doctors). Sometimes people have weird inexplicable ongoing family problems and these 'witch doctors' can kinda figure if someone is bewitching you. If you're struggling to get pregnant some can help with that. You also get the really bad 'witch doctors' who dabble in more sinister things where they'll give 'potions' to make someone fall in love you or if you wanna kill someone, or if you have a husband with a cheating problem etc (this is prevalent in Nigeria). Then there are the shady and fake 'witch doctors who advertise things like "we'll bring back your long lost love in 2 days", "do want to grow a bigger penis" "win the lotto" etc.

Anyway, so you get the call to be a sangoma (positive one). So I've heard/read stories of what can happen if you refuse the call. Weird things just start happening. One day you're working as an investment banker, and you start receiving signs that you are called to be a sangoma. There was once this woman who had been hounded for weeks about this, but she'd ignored all the weird things that had been happening (car breaking down for example). She wakes ups, gets dressed to go to work. Walks out the door and suddenly finds herself butt naked in her drive-way. After that she threw her hands in the air and surrendered. So now she is an investment banker by day and a "sangoma/witch doctor" at night.

ali mac said...

My Grandmother worked in the Navvy (cooking for soldiers) during the 2nd world war and there dormrooms where in an old house which was meant to be haunted. One night when she was in bed she suddenly felt cold and the hairs stood up on the back of her neck. She felt someone get into bed beside her, but there was no-one there! I think quite a few things happened but I can't remember them as I was a child when I heard the stories and I can't remember them all!

I must ask my Dad if he remembers anymore.

katy said...

Pisteuo, Oneheart Kami and Ali

Creepy! I am so easy to be scared with those types of stories. I can't even watch a horror movies.


Take care eveyone

Ginger with a Soul said...

Morning Ladies

Yeah - I don't like scary anything - My ex is Lakota Sioux - some of the things I have seen or heard from being around him or visiting South Dakota/Reservations is no bueno. I told him the other night - I honestly think the stuff followed him as a person since I haven't seen anything since we separated but his current house is having issues.

I will tell one - this house we lived in - the laundry room was in the basement and there was a small storage like closet next to it that had a door. That room scared the shit out of me - I (yes I admit it) would run my ass up the stairs coming from there it freaked me out so bad and it didn't help that the dog would sit at the top of the stairs and look down and just start randomly barking. The worst instance was when my now 8 yr old who was maybe 3 at the time started crying and I asked her what was wrong - her answer was the girl downstairs wouldn't leave her alone, she wanted to play but my daughter didn't.

Tbell said...

@creepy story tellers -- please stop it lol. All my kids love scary movies. My 15 year old daughter stood in line for an hour to watch that crazy movie that's out right now. She said it was amazing, I said she was crazy. I can't even bear the thought of going through any of what some of you described. I can't even watch that ghost hunters show on tv and I think it's 100% b.s. ha! Happy Halloween to everyone!

Tbell said...

I just saw this on a Halloween ff

((( ^_^ )))

So cute happy Halloween

ali mac said...

GINGER the hairs stood up on the back of my neck!!!!!!!!!!

I'll tell you's a funny thing that happened to me this morning. I went to the bathroom to have my shower, locked the door etc. merrily enjoying my shower, whilst I was washing my face I could feel something lightly touching the top of my head!!!! :-/ At this point I nearly fainted after reading all the stories on here this morning!! I managed to get the soap out of my eyes and turned around to look and see what this mysterious thing touching me was......... only to find it was the towel I'd thrown over the shower door!! talk about feeling stupid. It's just a good job I didn't start screaming or I would have had to explain my stupidity to my kids lol

Ginger with a Soul said...

@Ali - LOL

Tbell said...

Oh guys you know the other day I stated some chick was on Wendy Williams saying she spoke to one of robs friends? Well I caught the end of that segment and didn't know who she was....well she's on there again this morning and guess what? She's from Hollywood life..... hahahahalololbwahahahahahahahah! Omg isn't their nickname Hollywood lies? Oh lord, no wonder *rolls eyes*

Holy said...

Good morning/evening to you guys.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!

Ginger with a Soul said...

@Holy - Morning

Happy Halloween back at ya

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Kami said...

Happy Halloween everyone. Ali, I have to say, and please forgive me for laughing at your situation, but the story you told about the towel touching your head, made me laugh so hard tears ran down my cheeks. I'm glad you didn't scream and have to explain to your kids what happened. And because you shared your story of an embarrassing situation, and I laughed at you, I think turn about is only fair so I will tell you what happened to me this past winter.
The house I talked about last night, we lived in from October 2011 to April 2012. The door set up was odd because you couldn't just unlock the doors and walk outside, every door that led to the outside had to be opened with a key.

When I get stressed out or overly tired I have a tendency to sleep walk, and before we moved back to Texas I hadn't had a problem with this for years. We always have a chime of some sort on the doors so if I open them in the night it will wake my husband up. Well we didn't have that in the rent house thinking I couldn't get outside while asleep because of having to open the door with a key.

So last winter, I'm not sure of the date, but it was probably in January of this year, I woke up to discover that I was outside in the freezing air, with a gown on, house shoes...these shoes are little cows that if you touch the ears they moo...novelty gift...and nothing else, standing in our front yard, 2 in the morning dancing and singing 'Pardon me boys is this the Chattanoga choo choo?" a song that I to this day DO NOT KNOW THE WORDS TO!! Now had I been out in the front yard of our house in a gated community alone singing and dancing in the middle of the night...it would have been embarrassing, but no one would have seen so it would have been my little secret.

A little secret I'd have taken to the grave, but that wasn't the case. Even though it was the middle of the night was I alone outside? Noooooooo, I had an audience, the neighbor across the street had just gotten home from his work, and was standing there in his driveway with his mouth hanging open in shock staring at me, his WIFE was with him in her gown and robe staring at me, the neighbors to our left's son had just arrived home and he was staring at me....all of these people standing there..and I know 3 is not alot in most cases but in this one it was more than enough...watching me make a fool out of myself. What do you say in that situation? I said nothing but turned around and quickly ran back into the house and shut the door and went to lock it and the key was NOT in the lock.

I began looking for it and saw it where I had hung it up before we headed to bed after locking and checking to make sure the door was locked, I know I checked that door three times before going to bed.

I woke up Heith and asked him if he had unlocked the front door and he was so sleepy he barely was able to mumble "No" so I lay there trying to figure out what had happened.

The next morning the neighbors were in their yards when Heith headed to work and one of them yelled at Heith "Hey tell your wife to lay off the booze before bed, she'll die of exposure if she keeps that up!" and laughed, they all thought it was so funny and I of course was dying of embarrassment.

We never figured out what happened, Heith loves to kid me and he swore up and down that the ghosts of the house were trying to scare me off so they had done it...I assured him that they had done a great job and I was ready to leave any time he was ready lol.

The weird things that happened in house were no where near as scary as the sister of the landlord and the daughter of the people who had died in that house. She was very much alive and very, very scary...but that can wait.

ali mac said...

OH KAMI poor you!!! LMAO I have to say it's a good job you moved house at least you don't have to see those neighbours everyday ;0) That house sounded like it had lot's going on in it!

ali mac said...

KAMI I hope your nightgown was a good one and not an old worn out one lol

Kami said...

Ali, lol I had on a brand new nightgown and thank God I did.

The house was the least of the worries the landlord's sister was truly scary, she had moved into the house with her parents to take care of them when they were ill and she was different.

We had been in the house for about 4 days when she showed up knocking on the door telling us her Brother had told her to come over and bring the garage door openers, she pushed her way into the house and began telling me that I hadn't put things in the right place, that she always put this here and that there...we went into the room with the fireplace and she began telling me I should put a sofa in front of the fireplace blocking it off..she cussed her brother for renting out the house, she had been living there after her parents passed away and then Hurricane Ike hit and tore half of the roof off of the house, she refused to leave even after the city ordered her to vacate...they had no electricity, in Texas when it's over 100, no gas to cook with no roof to protect them from the elements and no water...when the city finally came to move her out, she had a family of, well in this part of Texas we have feral pigs, she had a Mama and 3 babies according to the neighbors. They forced her to move...the brother had the house repaired and then we rented it...she kept muttering under her breath about how she was taking her house back! I had nightmares that I would wake up in the middle of the night and there she'd be like the lady from Fatal Attraction with a butcher knife poised to stab into my chest.

After meeting that lady and hearing how she had, before the hurricane, ever inch of that house filled with something from floor to ceiling and the house had 30 ft ceilings....I was more afraid of her than some poor old Ghosts that might live there lol

Muse said...

Good day to all Roselanders, good day Rose and thank you again for having the guts to stand for Robert and Kristen. Amongst the madness that this fandom is, you, angelsslave, CC and KJ with your fierceness, love and strenght you give us, the sane and loyal ones, a reason and a hope.

Glad I cld pop in to say how relieved I am to see the E and NE chapters' girls are doing fine and got thru Sandy w/o trouble! WOW

Happy Halloween to all US girls, wish I was there, me loves some Halloween!

Muse said...

Re M. Pattinson and Mlle. Stewart being the faces of 2 of the most respectable and classy households in the fashion industry it's a recognition not to their good looks (LOL ok it helps) but, most important, for who they are and how they've been conducting their careers and lives under the intense scrutiny of the media.
They are young and yet, time and again they show wisdom and maturity in their career choices as well as surround themselves with an A-team.
My wish for them is "Live long and prosper!" (what can I say in my defense? Once a trekker, always a trekker LOL)
I am very very proud of them. Congratulations to them and their teams.

Now, all they hv to do is... to learn French! (Can I send my resumée? LOL)

Qu'est-ce que vous pensez, mes dames and monsieur?
SAP key: What do you think, ladies and gent? LOL

Muse said...

Ginger, wld like to talk to you about Dusty, can u DM me? I'm following u on twitterverse (MoA).

wig4usc said...

Oh, Kami, I laughed so hard at your singing in the yard story, I was crying and even snorted! LOL! I have to go back and read your other story.

Ginger - yikes, the basement.

On a sweeter note, when my son was a baby, there was a corner of his room he'd always look at and laugh, coo, and get all excited....looking at a wall. An uncle said he was "playing with angels", and I'm convinced it was my dad checking in on my son. My dad died when I was 15, so I missed out on having him at a lot of things, but he did visit the two loves of my life in a dream and introduced himself! No lie, two grown, big guys, not prone to ghost stories told me when my dad "visited" them!

Happy Halloween!

DreamerKind said...

Happy Halloween news! Rose has put up a new post.

Good day, Lovelies.

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