Robert Pattinson- It's in the DETAILS.

Sound the alarm!

Everyone on high alert!

The DETAILS photo shoot/article

is finally out!

Except.

Someone remind me...

What was the big deal about these pictures?

What is so scandalous and out of character for Rob?

The pictures were 'artsy'

and yeah... there was naked chicks.

But they were tastefully done...

And Rob really doesn't interact with the models that much.

And big deal when he does?

I liked the pictures.

No.

I loved the pictures.

They are Robert, after all...

and he is beautiful... as always.

And seeing him with naked models

is kinda like watching him grow up a little bit...

Yanno?

That's a GOOD thing.

And the accompanying interview?

Brilliant.

No one gives better interview than Robert.

He's witty, sarcastic and so damn adorable.

To me...

The interview was worth a thousand pictures.

And the pictures were fucking awesome...

And what the writer wrote about Robert...

"Rob's face is constantly busy- especially his kaleidoscope eyes, 

which are continually rolling and dilating,

because he is always thinking."

Perfection.

That IS Robert... isn't it?

Jesus.. this one kills me.

OK.

Let's deal with the interview.

I think it was brilliant.

I loved every word.

But of course...

You can't just look at beautiful pics of Robert.

And you can't just enjoy what he has to say...

Nope.

You have to deal with all the bullshit drama

that surrounds every fucking piece of minutia 

that is Robert Pattinson.

There are certain quotes that seem to be causing

some people severe angst.

Personally, I don't get it...

But.

The first one that has Nonsten/Haters

all giddy and joyful...

is this:

"The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog.

The relationship with my dog. It's ridiculous."

So of course... this means that he has 

no connection to Kristen.

Right.

Robert doesn't mention his family...

His friends... Anyone...

when he is talking emotional connection...

But yet omitting Kristen's name is what's important.

Obviously this means that Rob doesn't have an 

emotional connection to any human being.

Really?

I kinda thought it was cute that he was so

taken with his sweet little dog.

Sometimes owner/pet relationships...

especially ones you had since you were a child...

are important to you.

Nothing wrong with that.

Then we have THIS one:

"he tried to let go with the photo shoot accompanying 

this interview- it wasn't easy. 

'I hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. 

But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12 hour shoot, 

so you kind of get the picture that these women

are going to stay naked, after, like, 5 or 6 hours.

But I wasn't exactly prepared. 

I had no idea what to say to these girls. 

Thank God I was hung over."

SO!

Lots of stuff from this tidbit.

Some people were actually saying

that Rob must be gay!

Seriously?

If you don't get his sarcastic sense of humor by now...

You really should just get the fuck out.

And OK... 

So he WAS a bit uncomfortable with the naked models...

So what?

It is kinda awkward posing with naked women

that you just met.

I think that's such a normal thing to say.

Especially normal for someone

as shy and awkward as Robert.

It really just makes him all the more endearing.

Kristen last night at a benefit dinner 

for Haiti.

It was good to see her face.

Nice to see her smiling...

Especially considering all the bullshit 

that was spewed on her behalf last night.

The Vogue shoot was released last night as well...

I couldn't find an actual picture

that wasn't a scan of the magazine.

But there was a picture of Robert and Emilie

holding hands...

And it was a lovely picture.

Emilie looked adorably pretty.

She did.

And Rob looked...

Like Rob always does.

Gorgeous.

But of course...

The hand holding picture of Rob and Emilie...

is a picture of 2 people REALLY holding hands.

Although its not much different than the HB

picture of Rob and Kristen.

Don't people ever get fucking tired

of spewing endless bullshit?

Ripping every word and picture apart?

I'm tired.

The thing is?

I actually saw a spark of chemistry 

between Rob and Emilie in the Vogue pics.

It gives me hope.

Everything will be OK.

Final thoughts.

1. The DETAILS pictures were sexy hot.

I loved them.

I love Robert.

2. The Vogue pictures were lovely.

Both Rob and Emilie looked wonderful.

3. Kristen Stewart looked great last night.

I missed her face.

4. Every time there is a new interview...

or a new photo shoot...

doesn't have to be the end of the fucking world.

And doesn't have to be a

drama/hate filled attack

on Robert.

Kristen.

Or Emilie.

Just enjoy the pictures.

Enjoy the words.

It's never as bad 

as everyone makes it out to be.

Never.

I have faith in Robert.

He hasn't let me down yet.

Bye for now.

Robert Pattinson isn't a Shepherd.

Look closely at the above picture.

I am not in it.

(are you?)

I don't blindly follow the herd.

I don't Baaaaaaaaaaaaa

at all the right places.

I've been poking fun of the 'sheep' 

since I started this blog

(Right Trixie?)

The lambs that cannot make up their own minds.

The Ewes that cower in fear and try to hide.

The sheeple (yes... SHEEPLE)

Who don't have an opinion of their own.

That's not me.

Sorry.

Forgive me Paul McCartney

(You know I love you)

But this lyric has been going through my head...

Too Many People Preaching Practices
Don't Let Them Tell You What You Wanna Be
Too Many People Holding Back, This Is
Crazy And Maybe It's Not Like Me

I got quite the response yesterday from my post.

Unbelievable.

You know...

All I did was give my honest opinion.

I admitted that I hoped to be proven wrong

when I saw the whole movie.

But now I'm not allowed to comment on the trailers?

Where is this written?

Because I wasn't impressed with what I saw

in the clips...

Makes me a 'bad' fan?

Am I just supposed to immediately love

and cherish everything Robert does...

Just because he's Robert?

Don't get me wrong

(and oh... so many of you did)

I Love Robert Pattinson.

I want Remember Me to do great...

How many ways...

How many times do I have to say that?

Because honestly, 

A few people who read my blog...

can't possibly comprehend what I wrote.

It's like they were reading something

completely different...

It was mind boggling.

But to recap...

1. I don't apologize for what I wrote.

I still stand by my opinion.

I don't see a lot of 'chemistry' 

between Robert and Emilie.

This has NOTHING to do with Kristen...

Or Twilight... Or New Moon.

I'm talking strictly about what I have seen

on the clips... 

and in the bits and pieces I have seen thus far.

2.  I hope I am wrong.

I WANT to be wrong.

But lets face it people...

This is just MY opinion.

It's not like Robert is going to read this

and decide to quit acting because

I'm not all gooey gushy about 

Remember Me.

3. I don't understand why this

became such a big deal.

Why certain people came on my blog

and tried like hell to convince me 

that Remember Me is a great movie!

I haven't seen it yet.

And I have stated (again and again)

That I will wait until I have watched

the movie in its entirety before

making my final opinion.

4. And don't fucking come here...

and tell me what to say...

and when I can say it.

I'm not one of the herd...

I'm the Collie that nips at your heels...

and tells you where to go.

;)

And through all the drama of yesterday...

Even though she had nothing to do with

Remember Me...

Kristen still gets slammed.

Ridiculous.

I say that I don't see the attraction

between Rob and Emilie...

And right away people are screaming

about how I just don't want to see it...

that I'm just one of those people

who doesn't want Rob to be with anyone else.

COMPLETE BULLSHIT.

Yeah, I know there are the lunatics out there

who lose their mind at the very THOUGHT

of Robert being with someone else onscreen.

Not me.

Who refuse to go see anything that doesn't

have Robert and Kristen together.

Not me.

Who think Robert is disrespecting Kristen

by having intimate scenes with other actresses.

NOT ME.

My opinions about the clips

of Remember Me...

HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH KRISTEN.

Good fucking grief.

And just between you and me?

I'm allowed to have an opinion.

You don't have to like it.

In fact...

I prefer you don't.

Baaaaaaa for now.

;)

Robert Pattinson- Flawed Perfection.

I have a lot of thoughts in my head today.

Not all of them good.

So.

Starting the day looking at Rob...

WALKING

on the set of Bel Ami

Has to count for something.

Yeah, I know...

I'm kinda weird and obsessed with watching

Robert move...

But I seriously can't help myself.

And I really can't even explain how it makes me feel.

*sigh*

So by now...

I'm sure all of you have seen the 

clips from "Remember Me"

I hesitate to state my true opinion.

Why?

Because it's not all positive.

And when you are not all smiley and cheery

when it comes to Robert...

You get accused of attacking him...

or not being a 'true' fan.

But I look at it like this...

1. I love and adore Robert Pattinson.

I will go see any movie he is in.

I will buy any DVD of his movies.

(yeah, I have Haunted Airman, How To Be,

Little Ashes, and Bad Mothers Handbook

Goblet of Fire, and 3 copies of Twilight)

2. A TRUE fan will be honest...

and realize that even Robert isn't perfect.

Close..yes...

But flawed in his perfection.

And admit it

That is part of the reason we all love him.

3. There will be some people out there...

People who don't agree with my 

Point of View

That will criticize and attack my opinion.

And that's OK.

*deep breath*

I wasn't blown away with the 

Remember Me clips.

And for fucks sake...

it has NOTHING to do with Emilie not being Kristen.

And I'm not one of those lunatics out there

that refuse to go see this movie

because Rob is 'disrespecting' Kristen.

I don't have a problem seeing Robert

being intimate with another woman.

I want Remember Me and every

movie Rob is in...

TO DO WELL.

I have read endless tweets

and emails

and blog posts...

talking about the HOT chemistry between

Robert and Emilie.

That we have been blessed to see

REAL chemistry between co-stars.

Come closer...

Closer...

*clears throat*

I DON'T SEE IT.

Yes. Robert was gorgeous.

Yes. It's only a short clip

so I'm hoping the actual movie

will show me more.

Yes. Both Rob and Emilie's 'accents'

were weak.

Yes. Rob looked...

Awkward to me.

Maybe that's how he is supposed to look?

But his voice is so damn quiet...

It's almost hard to understand what he was saying.

The acting seemed...

Unnatural.

Strained.

I don't know.

I just want this movie to do well.

I want Robert to do well.

I want to be positive

But I can't lie about how I feel.

I thought the original trailer was good...

And I do have high hopes that

seeing the movie in its entirety will make a difference.

See.

I'm doing it.

I'm making excuses.

All because I love Robert.

And I know that the haters out there

believe that the chemistry 

(and I'm starting to hate that fucking word)

between Emilie and Robert is off the charts.

And I say...

From the first time I saw the pictures from

the set last summer...

I thought the interaction between

Robert and Emilie was

stiff and clumsy...

Seeing these clips hasn't changed my mind.

So throw tomatoes at me

if you must.

And believe me...

I hope my impressions of this movie

are completely wrong.

I will gladly admit defeat.

I still have hopes that it will be good.

I love you, Robert Pattinson.

In all your flawed perfection.

Bye for now.

Robert, Kristen and Emilie.

*Sigh*

I'm not even sure I want to write about this...

It's embarrassing to the good, decent fans 

of Robert Pattinson.

Well..

An MTV interview was published where Emilie de Ravin 

 said the following about her chemistry with Rob

and how it was to work with him.

"I flew to New York to test with Rob and

we immediately got along and had instant great chemistry, 

which is not an easy thing to come by. 

Obviously you're acting,

but you want to have that connection with somebody.

We had it."

The immediate fall-out?

Extreme hatred.

Because there are some people...

who call themselves 'fans'

Who just cannot distinguish between

Robert's work and his personal life.

And not only that...

Any female who has the audacity 

to come into contact with him...

Is immediately skewered and roasted

by the lunatic fringe.

I don't get it.

And I'm fucking glad.

Emilie's interview was very pleasant

and she was quite sweet and lovely about Robert.

She realizes how lucky she was to have

worked with someone who is so HOT right now.

She appreciates how kind and easy Rob was to work with.

Is that a bad thing?

Personally.

I hope to hell she is right about their onscreen chemistry.

I want "Remember Me" to do well.

For Robert.

Because I care about his career.

I want him to have one.

And while I don't think the lunatics

out there will have much impact on his movie...

Does everything surrounding Robert have to be

all about the drama and the hate?

Emilie didn't do anything

except her job.

And that job happened to be working

with (and kissing on) Robert.

Lucky?

Most definitely.

Worthy of toxic hatred?

Absolutely not.

Someone sent me this quote.

"If only closed minds came with closed mouths."

Indeed.

And then we have Kristen.

Who still gets hated on every damn day.

Who some haters honestly believe

that she is only hanging out with Robert...

because he can further her career.

Really?

If you had a chance to hang out with Rob...

Wouldn't you?

Do you need a reason to want to?

To all the people who feel that

Robert and Kristen owe you an explanation.

Owe you a reason.

Owe you a piece of their lives.

Owe you a say in who they see...

and what they do.

Owe you ANYthing at all...

Get a fucking grip.

You are NOT entitled to anything.

It's one thing to speculate on a relationship...

it's another to intrude upon it.

In the end...

We aren't players in these 2 peoples lives.

What we want doesn't matter.

We are just watching from the sidelines...

Wouldn't it be nice to cheer

Instead of having to listen to the jeers?

 

Hope for Haiti.

I haven't said much about this.

Why?

Well, I'm a private person when it comes 

to things like this.

I feel no need to talk about 

how much I have given...

or what I plan to do to help.

But that being said...

It is a tragic, horrific circumstance

these poor people are going through.

And they do need our help.

Watch Robert on TV on Friday...

And do what you can do for Haiti

Watch. Help.

Win/Win

Bye for now

Rob/Kristen/Emilie- Is 3 a Crowd?

So... It's been pretty bleak, lately.

Nothing substantial to talk about concerning Robert.

No blurry pictures to over analyze.

What's to do?

Well... I've been reading Gossip sites.

You know... like Ted C. over at E! online.

Lainey. Even Perez when I'm really bored.

Anyway.

Ted C. had this on "The Awful Truth"

'Will Kristen be forgotten in Rob's Remember Me?'

Interesting thought?

Or just another splash of gasoline

on an already raging Robsten debate?

Ted kinda brought up whether or not fans 

will be able to accept Rob with another woman.

Even if it's only a movie.

Sad to say...

There are a lot of people

People who claim to be fans of Roberts...

That will NOT see "Remember Me"

for just that reason.

I really don't get it.

Don't you want Rob to have an incredible

career in movies?

Every movie he makes can't have

Kristen starring opposite him.

Why would you want to limit Rob in that way?

He's an actor...

He pretends.

He ACTS

And if he's good at it...

You will think that he's crazy about Emilie

in this movie.

I want Robert to be good.

Personally...

I hope 'Remember Me' is a HUGE hit.

I want Robert to show the world that he's

more than a brooding vampire.

He's soulful... he's sexy...

He has emotions.

And yes I want him to have onscreen chemistry

with Emilie de Ravin.

It's OK.

It really is.

It's his JOB.

Besides...

That movie wrapped last August.

And whose company has Robert been in...

since the day he got back into L.A.?

Exactly.

Kristen Stewart.

Everywhere Rob goes...

So does Kristen.

Sooner or later.

Bye for now.