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Showing posts with label Joan Jett. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joan Jett. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Will Rob RUNAWAY to Kristen?


It's finally here.
Now I can watch it all the damn time.
Because...
Well...
I LOVED this movie.
And while you might think that I only say that
because I am a fan of Kristen's...
The truth is Kristen KILLS in this.
She IS Joan Jett.


In fact...
I adore Joan Jett, too.
But look at Kristen.
Or Joan.
Because in the movie there is no difference.
Kristen is underrated.
Big time.


You don't have to like Kristen to like this movie.
But you can't help but admire her talent after seeing it.

Buy it.
Now.


Only Robert (and TomStu) can make driving a car look so damn cute.
Is it just me or is he just plain GOOFY?
He looks all kinds of awkward here...
But still like he is having a great time.


You gotta love this.
You gotta love Robert.
Damn it.
Driving a car makes me want to just hug him.
What the HELL is up with that?
Yeah... I know.

And the car?
1963 Chevy Nova?
WoW
Not that he needed any help to stand out...
But how can you not notice him in that?

Robert Pattinson?
You own me.
In case you were wondering.
Don't. Ever. Doubt. It.


I just had to throw this picture in...

1. Rob + Tux = GORGEOUS

2. Rob doing the cell phone thing...
To who?
Someone about 5 ft 5...
Recently lightened hair...
Big green eyes as wide as the moon...
They can take you to bed without leaving the room.


I’m falling in love for the last time
I’m falling in love forever and ever.


BELIEVE X


This post was brought to you by the letter Zz
Because I'm kinda tired today...
But still have the energy to
*TWIRL*

Bye for now
♥♥♥

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Social Experiment?


So.
We haven't seen much of Robert lately...
Unless you want to count a blurry, distant picture of some guy in sunglasses...
Who may or may not be Robert...
Even though the people who took the picture
NEVER said it was Rob.
That was done by people...
Who pounce immediately on anything to supposedly show
Robert with anyone other than Kristen.
The way that picture was analyzed and picked apart...
was beyond ridiculous...
And shows nothing but desperation.


The power of Kristen Stewart.
Yes.
She has incredible powers.
She has made the most 'deliciously handsome' man
on the face of this planet
fall in LOVE with her.
And because of that she also has the power
to make Haters screech in agony at her every move.
Yes.
Kristen Stewart has incredible power.

The Runaways will be released on DVD soon.
It's available on iTunes today!
I highly recommend it.
Kristen becomes Joan Jett.
The music is great...
I Loved It!
Buy it.
Well. Guess what?
Foam has finally frozen over.
There really was some PR in connection to Rob and Kristen.
Wow.
It all goes back to 
@rodblackhurst
Yes. Him again.
I gave the guy the benefit of the doubt before...
When he was hit by the Twilight Tidal Wave...
But it seems that the man enjoyed the attention.
A lot.

This is what he said...

50% of you want to know this. 50% thinks its upsetting. I, personally, don't think Rob and Kristen are a couple. That's my observation.

 Why is anyone taking my opinion for fact? Just to test the waters I'm going to say that the moon is made of blue cheese. Make you mad?

social experiment.


Social experiment.
Indeed.
My first reaction was this guy was a major ASShat
for deliberately using private info on Rob and Kristen to get Twitter
hits and attention.
But...
A part of me understands exactly what he did...
You say something to get a reaction.
I do that all the time.
*push push*
Now, I don't do it on such a grand scale
and in such a public way...
But I have made no secret that I find REACTIONS
to all the bullshit drama
one of the most fascinating parts of this Twilight world.
Because let's face it, people...
The man did a major
*PUSH*

Of course the Haters glommed onto his comment.
They were more than happy to believe this man.
And hey...
If the guy actually thinks that?
He's allowed.
But forgive me if I don't take a man seriously
who admittedly plays with the Twilight fandom
by calling it a 'social experiment'.


Funny how the Haters bashed Directors Catherine Hardwicke
and David Slade...
And producer Wyck Godfrey...
People who know and worked with Robert and Kristen
for months and months...
People who have claimed that Rob and Kristen are indeed a couple...
They were attacked for saying it for "PR!"
But this guy comes along...
A guy who is a friend... of a friend...
A guy who no one knew existed until a couple of days ago...
A guy who realized the power of Robert and Kristen 
and decided to see what kind of reaction he could provoke...
and how much he could promote himself..
THAT isn't PR?

Yet...

"I trust that guy's opinion more than a Twilight producer who is trying to sell a film based on a couple of people being in love. At least he doesn't have a motive."

No.
He doesn't have a motive at all.
None.
Motive? What motive?
Do you see how delusional that truly is?
Good Grief.
THAT is why this bullshit drama will NEVER end.


I miss Rob's smile.
There is nothing quite like it...
It's brilliant.
It lights up his whole face.
I'm guessing he's smiling a bit less these days...
With Kristen being in Montreal
doing her 'Beatnik Camp' for "On the Road".
Yeah.
But I wonder how BIG the smile will be if he shows up in Montreal?
Not only Rob's smile...
MY smile.
I love HAPPY Rob.
And it is 'my observation' that Kristen makes him happy.

*Twists and Twirls*

Bye for now
♥♥♥


P.S. Someone reminded me that I didn't mention
that Rob's movie "Summer House" is coming out on iTunes today.
I knew that.
I guess I was so busy observing that I forgot to include that tidbit.
Sorry.
I do know that iTunes was having issues with it...
So Good Luck!
Support Robert!

He does look spectacularly gorgeous in this movie.
*sigh*


Saturday, March 27, 2010

Random Rose. Robert. Runaways.

Robert out and about in London.
I posted this picture because I miss his face.
And he's walking.
Yeah... you know.
He looks unhappy to be photographed...
But except for occasional glimpses
Rob has managed to stay off the radar.

Man.
It's such a weird situation.
I want to see Robert.
I love to see him.
I need to see him.
And then I see him...
and he looks miserable
(and no, I'm not going to say he looks
like that because he misses Kristen...
I hate that shit.)
And then I'm ashamed that I miss him so much.
Can't. Win. For. Losing.

It would be easy for me to say
that if I would just look at pictures
of Robert when he wants his picture taken...
When he is on a red carpet...
Or some other publicity event
I would see him smiling.
And not looking so damn forlorn.
But.
Did you get the part where I need to see him?

Sorry Robert.


I've been on a bit of a "Runaways" kick lately.
No. I haven't seen the movie yet...
But I've devoured clips and pictures
I've watched countless videos of 
Joan Jett, Cherie Currie... Lita Ford.
I'm all into watching interviews
live performances.
And damn it to hell if
Cherry Bomb
isn't a song that just fucking stays in your head.
All day.
I go around 'ch ch ch-ing'
and B looks at me like 'Huh'??
I like the music.
I found a video from 2001
of Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
where Cherie came on stage to sing...
Cherry Bomb.
It was interesting. It was cool.
Cherie still did a lot of the same moves
from when she was 15 years old.
And what kills me the most...
Is when I watch movie clips...
Dakota and Kristen 
fucking KILL as Cherie and Joan.
You could watch the old clips...
with the new clips...
and hardly tell a difference.
Love it.
Can't wait.
Can't.
Wait.

What's a day without a picture of
Robert and Kristen
getting all cutesy and adorable with each other?

There is still a lot of anger online.
A lot of drama surrounding these 2 people.
But all I can do is be a fan.
I went to see Remember Me...
and Robert was great in it.
I want to see The Runaways...
and I will continue to support 
these 2 actors.

As for the whole "Robsten" stuff?
People get confused.
I guess it's not surprising.
They get too involved.
Too intense.
Like it's life or death
whether these 2 people are together.
Here's my thing...
It's not like I am 'shipping' for them 
to be together.
It's not like I need or want them to be together.
I just think they are.
It's really that simple.
And if there comes a day when
I don't think they are together?
That will be OK.
Whatever happens, happens.
There is a difference from believing
2 people are in a relationship...
(and kinda poking fun with all the absurdities
that surround the whole thing)
and being a raving lunatic
hellbent on proving they are together...
or aren't together.
I speculate.
I don't shove it down anyone's throat.
I've never gone to another board/blog
to demand to be heard.
I don't attack Kristen or Robert.
Ever.
It's OK if you don't believe it.
It's OK if you don't feel the way that I do.
That's life.
I'm OK with that.

Bye for now.

Friday, March 5, 2010

The Runaways Remember Me


I love you Robert Pattinson.
Well? I do.
A couple of years ago when this whole obsession
started for me...
I used to talk to my other addicted friends
about Robert all the time.
We would go on and on about how 
adorable, honest, modest and witty he was.
How he was so open and innocent.
And how we would cry over the day that
that all changed.
Well
That day has come.
It has actually been here a while...
I just didn't want to admit it.
No, Rob didn't change overnight
It was a gradual change.
An expected change.
But that doesn't make it any easier to deal with.

 
Yes... Robert is still charming and adorkable.
He's still witty and wonderful.
We are still treated to his delicious personality
and his overwhelming charm.
But you have noticed that he is more reserved.
More wary.
More practiced in how he answers questions.
Robert is an intelligent guy.
He lives... he learns.
No more bluntly honest statements
No more innocent thoughts blurted out
for all the world to hear.
He still jokes...
But I think he is realizing that so many
people don't have a sense of humor.
How many times did he have to explain 
the 'allergic to vagina' thing?
You could tell it frustrated him...
and the next time...
Robert might just shut down that part of himself
in the next interview.
Another part of him closed off to us.
And that's so so sad.
Yeah, I know the 'private' Rob is probably
pretty much the same...
But I miss that shy, lovely boy
who was amazed at all the attention he was getting...
Who couldn't believe the screams were for him.
Who would honestly answer every question asked
without having to think of the consequences.

I love you Robert Pattinson.


A Runaways trailer was released last night.
God, I want to see this movie.
The music.
The story.
Kristen.
I can admit that I wasn't all that familiar with 
The Runaways music...
I might have heard a couple of songs.
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
is what I know.
Joan Jett is fascinating.
I can see why Kristen wanted to do this role
I can see why she immersed herself so deeply.
Hanging out with Joan.
Playing her music.
Looking and acting like her.
And oh man... she became Joan.
No doubt about it.
And did you hear the movie version
of "Cherry Bomb"?
WOfuckingW
Dakota Fanning nailed that bitch.
I kept listening to it.
Amazed at how she sang it so much
like the original.
Brilliant.

Can't fucking wait.

Bye for now.

Remember Me~ March 12th
The Runaways~ March 19th

Monday, January 25, 2010

Does Robert Miss Kristen?



Couple of things.

1. Kristen's hair looks adorable on her.

2. Joan Jett is little.
She always comes across so powerful
and confident...
Well, I guess she is all that.
Big things do come in small packages!

3. Lots and lots and lots and lots
of Kristen Sundance stuff 
all over the place.
A plethora of Kristen.
I love it...

4. With the love comes the hate.
Amazing how the haters still have to
find something to criticize Kristen.
And one of the most ridiculous?
"Kristen looks like she gained a bit of weight"
"Kristen needs bigger jeans."

Um...
Really?
Skinny little Kristen is fat now?
Isn't that the standard insult when 
you have nothing else to say?
P.A.T.H.E.T.I.C.


Again.
What the HELL am I supposed to do with THIS??
I literally GASP when I look at this picture.
How is it possible for one human being...
to be so absolutely beautiful?
And you know its not just the outside...
He's gorgeous everywhere.
That luscious intelligence.
That pretty sense of humor...
The handsome sense of modesty.
The lovely honesty and integrity.
Yeah...
Robert epitomizes the phrase 
"Beautiful on the inside"



Since we haven't seen a picture of
Robert and Kristen together in some time...
I needed to post one.
And this one is pretty cool.
Kristen is all snuggled into Rob...
Looking at the camera like
"Yeah... he's mine."
And Rob...
Well...
He looks like it's a place he's comfortable being.
Yeah.
Viva Rob/Kristen!

And.
Sometimes I wonder if Robert is missing Kristen.
I would like to think he is.
I would like to think that they will be reunited
(and it feels so good)
But of course...
that is only my thoughts.


Or is it?
;)


Bye for now.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are!



One of my favorite days of the year.
No, not Christmas.
Today.
The day after Christmas.
The frenzy is over.
The 30 extra people in my house...
are gone.
The house is back to normal.
I can finally relax.

Couple of things...

1. I don't know if Robert is in London.
I don't know where Kristen is...
(or DO I??)
If they are enjoying the peace and joy
of the holidays...
Away from the glare of public eye...
WOOfuckingHOO!
Good for them.

A lot of bullshit has come to my attention..
I'm not sure if I want to address it now...
or ever.
Yeah... its Robsten.
RobStew
KPattz.
StewPattz.
PattzStew.
Related.
Of course it is.
Because anyone who has an opinion
about Robert and Kristen
and their relationship...
gets sucked into the drama.
And believe you me...
The drama is never-ending.
As in Never.
Ending.

2. I really.
Really.
Really Really
want to see a full movie trailer
from
"The Runaways".
Did I say really?
Are you getting my anxiety over this movie?
Kristen Stewart
IS
Joan Jett.
I love it.
I can't wait to see it.
And...
Wouldn't it fucking rock...
If Kristen and Joan were on the cover
of ROLLING STONE?
I mean..
Perfection.
Absolutely.

3. Rob.
I can honestly say that I didn't let
my 'obsession' interfere in my
Christmas holiday.
I'm starting to think that I'm
not as obsessed as I used to be.
I don't know.
But the PULL...
The incessant NEED
that I use to feel about Robert?
Isn't as strong right now.
Is it self preservation?
Going through the Robert Famine...
Am I just trying to temper my emotions?
Doling out my feelings slowly...
to get me through the drought?
Again...
I don't know.
I still adore Robert.
I know that.

C. I'm wondering if my Christmas wish
will come true.
I'm still waiting.
It's all I need right now.
And it would make me very happy.
So...
Come on now.
Get a move on.
Do it for me.
Just one.
;)

25. Bye for now.