We Cannes Work It Out.

CANNES!!!

Maps To The Stars

Clouds of Sils Maria

are BOTH in competition 

at the Cannes Film Festival!

I'm so thrilled for them!

There is SO much to be happy about!
Rob and Kristen
are making great career choices...
and being recognized for it.
Isn't that what any fan wants for them?

So what can we look forward to?

1. Rob in a fucking tux.

Hopefully with sunglasses.

Because quite honestly...

NO ONE wears either of them quite like he does.

Am I right?

2. Kristen in some tight... slinky number.

(yes. that's why)

But truly...

The dresses that Kristen wore last time she was at Cannes

Were gorgeous...

Especially 

THIS ONE

This is my all time favorite Kristen look.

But I suppose I might be a bit biased...

Considering her adorable accessory.

3. Let's celebrate these three movies!
I can't wait to see them...

Clouds of Sils Maria.

(A trailer would be nice)

Maps to the Stars.

and...

THE ROVER!!

While its not in competition...

It will have a screening!

I'm sure by now you all saw the trailer...

And Rob.

Well.

It was a far different Robert than we have seen before.

And it was good.
HE was good.

Rob is showing the world

he is more than a 'pretty face'.

Isn't that enough to focus on?

No need to get all wrapped up in

 Will they

Won't they
No expectations.
Enjoy the moment.
and if something fanFUCKINGtastic happens?
All the better.

We got lucky once.

Twice?

(three times a lady)

Our fandom NEVER gets shit like this.
NEVER.
And we did.
and it was wonderful.
Amazing.

It was a fucking miracle.

We should be grateful.

We were blessed.

What are the chances of lightening striking
the same place again?

Final thoughts.

1. I don't think I have stated enough
(Or have I?)
that I really don't care if people
feel the same way about
Rob and Kristen
that I do.
Believe what you want.
I believe what I know.

But I do care about
Rob and Kristen.
I want them to be happy.
I realize that some things have changed...
But what hasn't changed is the love
they have for each other.
They are still in each other's lives.
Entangled.
Connected.

And I'll be your lover, too...
(I love how he sings this song...)

So let's enjoy the good things
that are happening in the fandom.
Now.
Because that's all we can do.

Whatever will be.
Will bee*

So smile.
Be happy.
Be safe.
Bee* leave.

and last but never least...

This post is brought to you by
my enduring adoration of

Tom Sturridge.

Listen to the man.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Yeah.
Love is fucking Long.

She's just a girl...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTEN STEWART!

I adore Kristen Stewart.

I feel strongly about her.

I want to defend her.

Protect her.

I want her to be happy.

I think she is.

I'm often reminded of a scene from

"Notting Hill"

when thinking about her...

Anna: The fame thing isn't really real, you know.

Don't forget I'm also just a girl...

Standing in front of a boy...

Asking him to love her.

She's just a girl.

Maybe she's a bit awkward sometimes.

Maybe she's not comfortable talking about herself

or her private life.

Maybe she prefers jeans and t-shirts

to high fashion.

Maybe she likes kicking off her heels

and putting on her old comfy Chucks.

Maybe she's shy.

Maybe she doesn't always do

and say the right thing

But that only means she's just

a flawed human being.

Just like you and me.

Kristen isn't perfect.

And I don't think she wants to be.

But that's part of what makes her so lovable.

She's just a girl.

So for Kristen's birthday...

I want her to find 

Peace.

Happiness.

Love.

When the birthday cake is placed in front of her

And they light the 24 candles.

I want her to close her eyes

and make a wish...

Because when she opens her eyes

and sees the face looking back at hers

with love and adoration

She will know that all her wishes

have already come true.

Happy Birthday, Kristen!

BRILLIANT!

It's amazing what people can do together

if they want to.

Until next time

Bye for now

We Hold These Truths to be Self-Evident.

Ah...

Remember greasy, wrinkled, scruffy Rob?

Seriously.

Look at his hair!

Don't you miss that hair?

And the smirk on his face.

Oh. He knows what he's doing.

He knows.

I have a special spot in my heart for this walk.

I think this might have been around the time

that I realized how...

~intoxicating~ 

his walking really was.

Anyway.

Enough of 'memory lane'

(for now)

Rob's birthday is coming up

May 13th.

And just like last year...

Fans are donating to a charity

in honor of his birthday.

http://www.standup2cancer.org/custom/?c=team&a=index&id=8454

Stand up 2 cancer.

Great charity.

If you can donate.

Please do.

These are 2 of my favorite pictures of Kristen.

Natural beauty.

G.O.R.G.E.O.U.S.

I see a girl.

A girl trying to follow her own path.

No matter the obstacles in her way...

She knows where she is going

and what it will take to get there.

I adore her.

People who know her... love her.

And she has the heart of

Robert Pattinson.
(Yeah, I went there)

Kristen's birthday is a couple of days away.

I hope to be posting again soon after..

I don't know.

I just have hope that her birthday

will be extraordinary.

Kristen's fans have raised money

for Alzheimer's Disease

in honor of her birthday.
(and there's still time to donate!)

http://curealz.org/heroes/fans-kristen-stewart

So far $17,667 has been raised.

Isn't that phenomenal?

Doesn't it make you happy to know

that there are indeed 

good decent people in this fandom?

I think it's incredibly wonderful.

It's so refreshing to have positive things
associated with this fandom.
Thank You.

I caught the last bit of "Pirate Radio"

the other night.

LOVE this movie.

The cast. The music.

And

TOM!

He's beyond adorable in this movie.

Up up and away beyond.

It was a bit hard to watch the bits

with Philip Seymour Hoffman 

But still one of my favorite Tom movies

One of my favorite movies.

Period.

Final thoughts.

1. Lots of drama. 

As usual.

I'm finding it all so tedious.

I'm sick of talking about it.

Dealing with it.

And acknowledging it.
So not worth my time.

People can fester and flail

fume and fabricate
fight and fuck up

all by their little old selves.
It has nothing to do with me.

This is me... being over it.

Besides...

There is no hiding from the truth.

 I was going to throw in some other cliches'
but you get my drift.
Right?

So where will I be?

I will be sitting in my big ol' comfy chair...

watching it all implode

from a safe distance.

With a big bowl of popcorn.

With butter.

Lots of butter.

Because it's better with butter.

You know it's true.

2. I'm a big fan of Monty Python.

And one of my fave movies is

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

Hilarious stuff.

Anyway... this bit reminded me of this fandom...

Not sure why.

Heh.

(since some people were having problems viewing the first video
I decided to provide another link.
Yeah... it's worth it.)




HAHAHAHAHA!

This post is brought to you by the wise words of
Thomas Jefferson

"We hold these truths to be self-evident."

Indeed.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Remember...

Love is LONG.

The Fool on the Hill

I suppose this is where I'm supposed to say...

"Happy April Fools Day"

But...

No.

Not a fan of any kind of Fool...

and most especially a day celebrating them.

It's just an excuse for lying liars that lie

to lie even more

and then laugh about it and use the excuse

"I was only joking!!"

No thanks.

Day after day, alone on the hill

The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still

But nobody wants to know him

They can see that he's just a fool

As he never gives an answer

Still don't have much to say about the

whole baby thing at this point.

Still not believing it.

I know some people want to think that they

are only wishing good and happy things

for Rob and Kristen.

And I'm sure some of them are...

But there is a nasty undertone to a lot of 

what is being said.

Name calling. Threats. Malicious intent.

I've been called a lot of pretty unpleasant names

and been accused of blatant lies...

all because I didn't believe

and had the audacity to say so.

couple of things.

1. tick tock on the clock.

it's pretty much down to the wire now

isn't it?

And I know some have claimed that 

"if I'm wrong, I will admit it"

Well... see... 

you don't get to hop and skip over this.

It's not about being right or wrong at this point.

There was an actual 'inside' confirmation that this is all true.

That's not speculation or opinion.

It's being promoted as FACT.

So if it's not truth

It's a lie.

Which is it?

Well on the way

Head in a cloud

The man of a thousand voices

Talking perfectly loud

But nobody ever hears him

Or the sound he appears to make

And he never seems to notice

2.  A while ago...

A group of people decided that they 

couldn't comment on my blog anymore.

All I can say now is...

THANK YOU!

Thank you. 

Thank you.

Thank you.

See?

The drama and fighting 

has followed you to another blog.

Imagine that!

Funny how its always the same people

being caught up in the same bullshit drama.

 

Meanwhile... 

I have my beloved crickets.

And PEACE.

Sweet

Sweet

Wonderful

PEACE.

And last but not least...

The biggest FOOL of the day.

PoopScoop.

Kristen's fans did a brilliant thing.

They set up a way to donate to Alzheimer's disease

in honor of Kristen's upcoming birthday.

http://curealz.org/heroes/fans-kristen-stewart

There has been over $12,000 raised so far!

(and there's still time to donate!)

Isn't that incredible?

So many generous Kristen fans.

It's nice to see good things happen 

with this fandom...

So why would someone want to tarnish that?

Why would someone try to take away from this charity?

For what?

Oh sure.

"Poop" can claim that the charity she used

to try and take attention from the GOOD

that people were doing for Alzheimer's

was a legitimate charity...

But let's be real.

She hated that something wonderful was associated with Kristen

so she had to try and poison it.

She tried to take the positive attention

this charity was getting...

the GOOD it was doing

and use another charity to further trash Kristen.

Because... isn't that ALL she does?

So she basically shit on two charities

all in the name of hurting Kristen.

In the past I have said that I didn't think this person

was a fan of anyone.

She pretends to be some lame Kristen fan.

She never talks about Rob in any way...

but the thing is

She IS a Rob fan.

And the people who follow her...

applaud her actions

laugh at her toxic bullshit

are... unfortunately

Rob fans... too.

Rob fans that hate Kristen.

Because you all know that "Poop"

has another Twitter account

where she fan-girls over Rob.... right?

So that being said...

Doesn't this embarrass any of you?

Because as someone who respects and adores

both Rob and Kristen

This type of vile behavior makes me cringe.

Do you honestly believe that this would be OK with Rob?

Someone trying to fuck up a charity drive 

just for another chance to call Kristen names?

You don't think this reflects poorly on Rob?

You don't think that his fans are being painted

with this same shitty brush?

How is that OK with anyone?

How do you sleep?

***********************************************************

OK. 

Enough talking about the April Fools.

Rob has finished "LIFE".

I honestly cant remember when I've been so excited

for a new film from Rob.

Maybe it's because we got to see pics almost every day

and in all of them Rob looked like he was

enjoying every moment on set.

I'm excited about all of Rob's movies that will be coming out...

But this one

This one gets the edge.

And seriously

How fucking CUTE is his hair here??

And our dear sweet Kristen.

Onward and upward to her next job...

American Ultra with Jesse Eisenberg.

Another

CAN'T WAIT!!!

She should be showing up on set

in a matter of weeks.

Producer Bregman said, “Simply put, American Ultra 

will be the most fun you can possibly have in a movie theater

 without the use of drugs, fireworks, or canola oil.”

Just so excited about all these movies.

Every one a different look at these incredible actors.

It's a good time to be a 

Rob and Kristen fan!

and just in case anyone missed it...

I still believe in Rob and Kristen.

I know what I believe.

I believe what I know.

*******************************************

This post is brought to you by the Fools

of this fandom.

Unfortunately there are many

and even more unfortunate...

They don't need a 'special' day to behave like one.

And this post is also brought to you by...

My complete adoration of Thomas Sturridge.

Green

Sheep

Forever.

The best "Fool" quotes?

Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools 

and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion.

~Thornton Wilder

There are two kinds of fools:

 those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

~Josh Billings

Wise men speak because they have something to say;

 Fools because they have to say something.

~Plato

and of course...

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool 

than to speak out and remove all doubt.

~Mark Twain or Abraham Lincoln (?)

Until next time.

Bye for now

Love is long.