THIS is what I feel like doing after reading all the fuckery
of the last couple of days.
Rob and Kristen don't live up to your expectations
of how people in a relationship should behave
and people go ballistic.
Get the fuck over it.
OH NO! Kristen leaned on her good friend Taylor instead of Rob.
The End of the WORLD!
I just wonder how you all would do if you had a zillion strangers
all nitpicking and analyzing your every move.
Whether she's just sitting in her seat...
Is she gonna trip?
Will she drop her award?
Will she stutter and stumble through her speech?
What do her words mean?
Why is she saying them?
Why did she not take Rob's hand?
Why is Taylor helping her up the stairs?
Why is she looking at Rob like that?
What does it mean?
What is she thinking?
And why did Taylor help her with her dress!
Did you hear what she said?
Did you see what she did?
People looking at her frame by frame
Dissecting every move.
It was a lame ass award show people.
Rob and Kristen aren't going perform for you on live TV
as much as you would all like them to.
|Rob and Kristen on New Years Eve. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!|
Happy One Week Anniversary!
The Kiss that not only sent the haters to the edge...
but fucking pushed them over.
It was only a week ago that Rob and Kristen
were all over IOW
|The picture that started it all.|
They were spotted by a lot of people...
enjoying their holiday with friends
and each other.
This is where it gets good.
Hatesten calls me a lot of names.
I guess they don't like what I have to say.
One of the most common things they call me is
'crazy fucking bitch'.
Well... I can admit to be a bit crazy at times...
and I most definitely am a bitch.
But the real crazy are people who just cannot accept
that Rob and Kristen were on IOW together for NYE.
They have pulled up endless pics of Rob wearing the leather coat.
Comparing his hair color... its length
His sideburns... eyebrows.
And guess what their conclusion is?
IT NEVER HAPPENED!
And *I* am the crazy one?
But to be so deluded...
that you cannot acknowledge that Rob and Kristen
were not only together for the holidays...
but that they KISSED to start the New Year?
Bitch... You SO crazy!
So this is how it goes...
Rob was never there.
Kristen never left the States.
Those are all OLD pictures.
From last year!
(yeah, that's it!)
Someone specifically hung onto pictures for a YEAR
just to fuck with people this year
all so people would THINK they were together.
When they weren't really.
(are you following this? because if you are... I'm scared for you)
Summit hired people to take fake pictures...
and tweet fake stuff.
Lots of people mind you...
And not only that...
That's not even Rob in the kissing picture!
LOOK AT HIS HAIR. (under the hat... kinda hard to do)
And where is his MOLE???
(to cover ALL bases)
They aren't really kissing!
It's called mouth hearing!
'Speak into my lips... I can't hear a word you are saying'
This is how they deal with what they can't explain.
They make up excuses and try to rationalize it away.
I'm sure it's called 'IOW gate' now.
Because that's what they resort to whenever a picture
of Rob and Kristen together is released
and they can't handle it.
Let's look at some of the "Gates"....
A rare intimate moment.
Rob looks gloriously happy.
Kristen looks smitten.
But see... they aren't really holding hands.
And if they were...
It's just Kristen posing for cameras.
Rob and Kristen getting all up close and personal at the KOL concert.
Rob is just trying to hear what she is saying...
You hear MUCH better when you put your mouth on someone else's mouth.
(more mouth hearing!)
You can taste the words then.
People can't hear at concerts.
Talk into my mouth.
Rob and Kristen looking very cozy and sweet.
It doesn't mean anything at all.
Friends look at each other like that
ALL THE TIME!
Beside... Summit paid for them to be there!
I find this so cute.
Kristen was photographed wearing Robs shirt the next day
after Rob wore it to his premiere.
No doubt it's Rob's.
Rob shares his clothes with people all the time.
And to be honest...
Endless OLD pictures of him sharing clothes with
friends in the past...
Besides Kristen and Tom...
Who else has he shared with recently?
His best friend.
His best girl.
|Montreal-Gate Part I|
One of my favorite pictures.
Rob incredibly smitten with Kristen
Look at his face!
He's just getting close to her
because he wants to tell her something.
He's aiming for her mouth.
We all know that's the best way to hear anything.
Rob does this with all his female friends.
Or it's PR!
He's only there for Tom anyway.
|Montreal-Gate Part II|
Rob and Kristen kissing in the streets of Montreal.
A picture's worth a thousand words... right?
That's not a kiss!!
It's all blurry and out of focus!
I want a video or I won't believe it!
It's not real.
Summit paid for Rob to go to Montreal and hang out
Summit paid for Rob to go to Montreal and hang out
with Kristen for PR!
Another case of a noisy place that if you want
to hear what someone is saying...
You have to make out.
|Taxi-Gate or better known as HandHold-Gate II|
LOVE THIS PICTURE!
Rob tried to turn off the dome light.
How cute is he?
Kristen's hand is on his thigh...
Rob's arm/hand is wrapped around hers.
Rob and Kristen obviously are only doing this for PR!
And come on...
He is trying to pull his arm away from her!!
Can't you see the look of complete disgust on his face?
He most certainly is not comfortable with her hand on his thigh.
Rob and Kristen at a friends wedding.
In every picture they were side by side...
Obviously they were there together.
Look at Rob's face...
This is NOT two people who are miserable with each other
or are 'forced' to hang out.
At a private wedding.
(What damage they are controlling I have no idea)
Rob just felt sorry for her and let her hang out!
I'm sure she wasn't really invited...
Tom hates Kristen!
He's a Hatesten, too!
And that brings us back to this...
1. A week ago... Rob and Kristen were kissing in pubs.
Those are the real moments.
Not some lame TV show
(and man, it was LAME).
A friend of mine told me the other day...
"the thing is they are so fucking caught up in watching for that they miss the real stuff right there." She is wise.
2. 2011 has been an awesome year already...
and its only a week old!
Can only imagine what is to come.
*wink wink- nudge nudge*
|THIS is how Rob looks at Kristen.|
3. Rob cannot take his eyes off of her.
And every time there is a picture of it...
He looks completely and totally
That's my word of the day.
"Very much in LOVE"
|Tom. Just Because. (and how adorable is he??)|
This post is brought to you by the letter *G*
G for all the GATES
There are no 'gates'.
G for GET over it.
Rob and Kristen will never make everyone happy.
If Kristen has grabbed a hold of Rob at the PCA's
People would have been screaming that she was a famewhore
or that it was staged for PR!
She can't win.
That's why she doesn't fucking try.
Together and Happy.
Ain't LOVE grand?
Bye for now
Thanks for the endless material!