So I did it.
I was all sweet and nice in yesterdays post.
I bet you didn't think I had it in me... did ya?
To be honest...
Being nice and positive and sweet is good and all
But I couldn't do that everyday.
With Sugar you gotta have Spice
(No, not the green, flaky, irrelevant shorty spice)
It makes everything nice.
It's really pretty quiet in Twi-land.
If you ignore the incessant whining and howling by the rabid foamers...
And the incessant whining and whimpering by the needy shippers.
Am I mean?
Or am I honest?
|I suppose they're not REALLY holding hands here either...|
So whats to talk about?
1. I've gotten quite a few emails about Hatesten
clinging onto Oregano again
since Ted mentioned him in passing the other day.
(People are so gullible.)
Yeah, I'm sure Shorty Spice has been hanging around for the last
2 years... just biding his time
waiting for Kristen to come back to him.
(Like THAT will ever happen.)
Or better yet...
That Kristen and him have been together this whole time.
Another secret relationship.
Mysterious Blondes and lurking Spices.
I guess Kristen isn't a lesbian this week.
Secret affairs with bland seasonings instead.
Funny how the foam CLINGS to anything
no matter how ridiculous.
|Kristen seems to like to put her hand on Rob's thigh...|
2. Do you put any value on dreams?
I'm not sure how I feel about them.
I used to have the same one over and over again.
Not me chasing Rob down and jumping him.
I never dreamt about Rob in any 'sexual' kinda way.
In any dreams that Rob was in...
We just sorta hung out and talked.
Kinda like what my fantasy of meeting Rob would be.
Sitting in a pub...
Listening to a live band...
Having a few drinks...
and just talking.
No, my usual recurring dream is always me
trying to find something.
I'm in a building... trying to find my way out.
I'm in school... trying to find my class.
I'm in a parking lot... trying to find my car.
I have no idea.
I guess I haven't found whatever it is.
|The looks on their faces... says it all. ALL.|
3. I was talking to a good friend today...
and she mentioned how interesting it would be
if Rob and Kristen started acting like Brad and Angelina.
What would happen?
First of all
The whole Angelina practically laying on Brad
at the Golden Globes was just a teensy bit much.
Yeah... we get it...
He's YOUR man.
It just smacked of...
Can you imagine if Rob and Kristen behaved like that?
Kristen hanging onto Robert...
Fixing his tie.
Clinging to his chest.
What do you think would happen in this fandom?
It would fucking EXPLODE.
FOAM WOULD BE EVERYWHERE.
The letters P and R would be worn out...
The Twirling would be OUT OF CONTROL...
I guess Rob and Kristen have to get married
and let's see where we go from there.
|Kristen. Marry Me.|
4. I'm sorry I was only 'sweet' for a day.
But I wasn't really that mean... was I?
At least I'm honest about it... you know?
I'm not hiding behind an anonymous name...
Or pretending that I'm all sweet and nice to the public...
and then get all bitchy in private
I don't lock my blog up...
Or my twitter...
Because I don't have anything to hide.
What you see is what you get.
|Rob's face in this picture? GAH.|
5. Why do Hatsten have this bizarre notion
(I'm a granny... we talk this way)
That when BD is done filming...
All of a sudden Rob and Kristen will be no more?
Where does that come from?
'The end is near'
All of a sudden Rob will be spotted all over the place
with some girl...
Kissing and snuggling.
He already does that.
|This is how Hatesten Twirl...|
6. I was told that Foamers were trying to Twirl.
How original of them.
(Do they ever have an original thought?)
Hyenas don't twirl.
You are confused.
(Damn those rabies)
Chasing your tail
After the same tired bullshit
It's just going in circles...
Never getting anywhere...
Never quite grasping that you will never get it.
|Just fucking because.|
Can you be torn between two intoxications?
Feeling like a fool?
Loving both of you is breaking all the rules?
I think there's a song in there somewhere.
I love Tom.
This post is brought to you by the letter *S*
S for Sugar.
I will try to focus on the sweet and nice
every so often...
It's a nice change of pace.
S for Spice.
But let's face it...
Spice is more fun!
Bye for now