|Color me surprised! Kristen and Rob are together! Bwahahahaha!|
I don't even know where to begin...
I really don't.
If you go on twitter and read some of the bullshit that is spewed...
If you are on the twirly happy side of things
Oh and I am laughing.
If you are on the bitter foamy side of things
You are ANGRY!
And yeah... I'm fucking laughing.
I'm pointing and laughing.
I'm laughing and pointing.
And even though I have a bit of a hangover
from last nights festivites...
So Rob and Kristen have been hanging out a week in the UK
and this is the first picture to come out.
Brilliant job, if I do say so myself.
But let's get to it, shall we?
The meat of this conversation.
|Really Funny. Hilarious in a really sad pathetic way...|
What happens when a picture like this comes out
(and we all knew it would sooner or later)
You can almost count on the usual reactions.
The same tired excuses.
1. Kristen looks miserable! Why is she there.
Obviously because Rob wants her there.
(and it fucking KILLS you...)
2. Kristen is such a bitch! Why can't she smile for the camera?
Kristen is awkwardly shy. She admits it.
She also has death threats and constant harassing/stalking lunatics
following her wherever she goes.
Is it that off base for her to be wary and reluctant
to have complete strangers come up to her demanding pictures?
The girl who is in the pic from IOW was getting harassed on her FB acct.
That was only for a short time...
and she started losing it and was considering just erasing everything.
That was just minutes...
Kristen has been dealing with this for years.
We have NO IDEA what she goes through everyday.
We only see seconds... moments at a time.
Yes... she rich and famous
Yes... she has Robert.
But she is a human being.
She's a young girl... trying to live her life the best way she knows how.
She's trying to figure stuff out as she goes along...
Just like you and me.
Is she perfect?
And I bet Kristen would be the first to admit that.
Are you perfect?
Yet you gleefully throw stones at her...
Trying to hurt her.
Being angry and jealous is no way to go through life.
|I see Rob. I see Kristen. Where the hell is Tom?|
People see pictures like this...
And instead of accepting it at face value.
Rob, Kristen and friends out on NYE...
It's all about
"How romantic! Hanging out with a big group of people!"
Needless to say this is somewhat of a tradition for this
big group of people.
It's just now Kristen is included.
Should they have to stop doing something they want to do
just because lunatics can't leave them alone?
Should they let the fanatics dictate how they
should live their lives?
Fuck that noise.
Besides the fact...
Rob and Kristen aren't going to be making out in public.
Get used to it.
They know they are being constantly watched.
They aren't going to put on a show for your entertainment.
But gnaw on this...
Think about how alone and romantic Rob and Kristen
were when they got back to their hotel room.
Or maybe just a tad bitter?
|Now we all know who Rob was kissing at Midnight! ;)|
Since this year's drama was so much like last years
I decided to go look at my post from a year ago.
The picture may have changed...
But the excuses/denials remain the same
Here is a portion of my post from January 1, 2010
I'm surrounded by delusion.
Should I even write about it?
I don't know.
Does it even matter?
Most definitely not.
But I guess one more post
pointing out just how extreme
some people can be...
And let me get this straight right here and now.
It's not just Nons**ns,
It's Robstens, And IDontGiveaShitStens.
Lunatics are everywhere.
I have to pull in some of the good excuses...
that I have read on Twitter...
and those that were sent to me
by people who read my blog...
The rationalizations to explain away
the pics of Robert and Kristen
1. "That's NOT Kristen! I magnified that picture
on my computer software...
And her face was photo-shopped on the pic!"
2. "That picture was taken LAST year
when they were promoting Twilight."
3. "That picture was taken in Nov when they were
promoting New Moon"
4. "Kristen doesn't have any friends...
so she probably flew to England to spend NYE
with Rob. I visit friends in other countries
ALL the time. Doesn't mean we are in love"
5. "Are we sure these pics were taken in England?
I think the backgrounds were photoshopped
to look like it."
6. "Who cares if they are together in the UK?
They aren't even together in the pictures."
7. "Rob looks so unhappy.
You know Kristen is such a bitch.
She probably forced an invitation."
8. "Big deal. It's just another (out of many)
picture that Robstens are clinging to.
It doesn't prove anything"
You get the point.
It doesn't matter anymore.
The thing is...
BEFORE Kristen was spotted in England with Rob...
People were all about...
"I wish she would just step out in LA
and put this #LondonStew bullshit to rest"
and guess what?
She fucking stepped.
And it wasn't a Pap pic
and it wasn't work related...
It was a little girl who wanted her picture
taken with Edward and Bella...
And does it prove that Robert
is in love with Kristen?
I can't speak for how they feel.
But they must want to be together.
Because they are.
That speaks for itself.
Yeah. Pretty funny, right?
Same tired bullshit.
The more things change...
The more they remain the same.
I'm so sure Kristen flew to the UK for a week...
Just for some sort of bizarro PR scheme.
A PR so strange and twisted...
That up until last night...
There was only one picture of her.
Sounds like a plan.
"GO TO ENGLAND AND PROMOTE... SOMETHING...
I DON'T CARE, MAKE SOMETHING UP.
AND MAKE SURE YOU AREN'T SEEN AT ALL
UNTIL RIGHT UP TO THE DAY BEFORE YOU LEAVE!
DO IT NOW!!"
DO IT NOW!!"
Rob and Kristen are a seriously committed couple
who want to spend their holidays together.
What's wrong with starting your New Year
with the one you love?
Nothing at all.
Happy New Year!
|Just because I miss his face...|
This post is brought to you by the letters *D* and *B*
D for Denial.
Now you Deny that you are Denying that you are in Denial.
No wonder you are so angry all the time.
B for BWAHAHAHAHAHA
It never gets fucking old being right.
It never gets fucking old watching foamers scramble
and try to rationalize what keeps happening over and over again.
Let's just wait and see what the New Year brings...
Bye for now
(The forecast is for dark and foamy today)