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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Rob and Kristen- Do You Believe In Love?

Maybe I'm amazed at the way you love me all the time
Maybe I'm afraid of the way I love you

We are now in a drought.
We might have to wait until June 5th to see
Robert and/or Kristen in public.

I'm actually quite OK with that.
In fact...
I kinda like it.

There is SO much speculation as to 
where Kristen has been this whole time...
It's quite amusing.

Maybe I'm amazed at the way you pulled me out of time
And hung me on a line

Because she couldn't POSSIBLY be in Toronto with Robert.

Why would she go to Toronto?
She has no reason to be there!

Let's ignore the fact that Kristen had their puppy in NYC
Just a hop... skip and a jump from Toronto...
Where do you think she would go?
WHERE do you think she would go?

Maybe I'm amazed at the way I really need you

Where do you think she has been this whole time?

Yeah... I know that you can't trust a lot of the shit
you see on Twitter...
But when you get quite a few different people
saying they saw Rob and Kristen in Toronto...
And let's face it Kiddies...

They haven't been SEEN anywhere else... have they?
They haven't.
It's not like we have pictures of Rob either.
And again...

Maybe I'm a man and maybe I'm a lonely man
Who's in the middle of something
That he doesn't really understand

I honestly can't believe some of the bullshit I read.
I can't.

The bottom is line is simple.
It really is.

IF Robert Pattinson was with any other female
as much as he is always with Kristen.
(And Rob and Kristen ALWAYS end up together, don't they?)
There wouldn't be any question of them being together.
There shouldn't be any question at this point
But there are always those who refuse to see
what is right in front of them.
Instead wanting to believe bizarro conspiracy theories
and clinging to PR Stunts as excuses
Even though Rob has pretty much killed the thought of 
any movie studio running his personal life.

Maybe I'm a man and maybe you're the only woman
Who could ever help me
Baby won't you help me understand

So... what happens next?

Sooner or later 
Rob and/or Kristen 
are going to be seen SOMEWHERE.
Either together or not.
And no matter how it works out...
The Foam will FLY


Or some such shit.

I guess people can't comprehend that 
Rob and Kristen will probably be flying in and out of Toronto
As long as Rob is filming there...

She's already been there for a couple of weeks...
And yeah...
Kristen IS a working actress
so of course she will have obligations that will
take her away from Rob from time to time.
Not a big deal.

They won't be separated for long.

Maybe I'm amazed at the way you're with me all the time
Maybe I'm afraid of the way I leave you

So the Frenzied Foamers
and the Stricken Shippers
will flail about...

One because they want to believe
so desperately in PR theories...
The other because they desperately need reassurance 
that Rob and Kristen are together.
I'm not sure which is worse.
Both are desperate.
Never a pretty picture.
Maybe I'm amazed at the way you help me sing my song
You right me when I'm wrong
Maybe I'm amazed at the way I really need you

Final Thoughts.

1. Yeah... I'm actually bitchier than normal.
Who thought THAT was possible?
I guess it's just one of those times
where the whole tedious bullshit
kinda gets to me.
I would love to just focus on the positive...
and not draw attention to the negative
But to me...
One of the positives
is the fact that Robert and Kristen are together.
It's hard to focus on just Robert alone...
Because Kristen is always wrapped up 
in everything he does.
And I like Kristen.
A lot.
So there you go.

2. Liking Kristen Stewart.
I do.
And it boggles my mind
that people hate on her
For whatever reason.
No matter what happens...
It always comes back to an excuse to hate on Kristen.
It could have absolutely NOTHING to do with her
Somehow her name gets dragged in there
and she is relentlessly trashed and slashed.
A 21 year old girl.
So yeah...
That's why I continue to mock and jab
at those who spew their bitter foam.
I don't think Kristen deserves any of it.

Green Sheep

3. I'm not a 'shipper'.
I don't WANT Rob and Kristen to be together.
I just think they are.
That makes me a Believer.
And No.
I don't think it's some 'EPIC LURVE' either.
WTF does that even mean?
I think they are two people 
living in extraordinary circumstances...
Two people who found each other.
Who like being together
Who are in love.
It's not any more 'EPIC' than any other relationship
outside of the fact they are both famous actors
and people are fascinated by it.

This post is brought to you by the letter *S*

S for SHUT UP 
Leave Kristen alone.

S for Stupid.
It is as it does.
It should be painful.
It can't be fixed.

Bye for now


sue said...

Ha ha ha, lol, people are not still believing in the PR bullshit, are they? That's just pathetic. Their publicist is not doing a very good job so, you hardly see them parading their asses around, like some fake HW bubbleheads.

Kay said...

Rose, sometimes bullshit just deserves some bitchiness, since logic seems to be lost on them. Nice post. :)

Happy humpday, Roseland!

Sydney said...

Please, seriously please, can one of you "delusional" nonnies who read Rose's blog OBSESSIVELY, please just ONCE explain how Rob and Kristen are acting all PR right now or ever. Please, I'd just love to hear it. You say PR, but you never explain just HOW this is PR. Is not being photographed for weeks at a time even though you're being forced to be together to stage your relaysh somehow PR? Is staging kissing photos in airports and in Vegas casinos in full view of the paps you yourself invited somehow NOT PR, but being as discreet as humanly possible somehow IS PR? I'm not quite getting the connection.

Just wanting some clarification. If, say, a major studio is FORCING you into a five year PR relationship, shouldn't there be a clause in there somewhere, that would also make you, oh I don't know, talk about said relationship? Play it up? How does PR work when you refuse to be photographed, and you refuse to talk about it? I'm not quite following.

Penny Lane said...


I hope you aren't expecting an answer to your very logical questions. The ability to think logically must be missing from the psyche of those that think they are witnessing PR at work.


How are you? Haven't seen you around here much. I hope all is well.

Groovie said...

Goona keep it short and sweet..
Great post! Great pix!
The crazies on both sides need to shut the fuck up cuz they are annoying as hell as is the hate towards Kristen, and Rob too for that matter.
Its unnecessary & childish and I choose to ignore all the bullshit cuz it really does nothing for me, its pointless & I don't want to give any more attention to the idiots.

Happy hump day everyone, hope its a good one!

angelica1 said...

Sydney - In the interests of your own peace of mind, could I remind you that you're appealing to individuals with IQ's in single figures. Since they can only process one thought per decade, asking them to understand the process behind it is like asking a fish to climb Everest

Sydney said...

Oh, I know, Penny. There are no answers to those questions that could feasibly uphold their argument. So they won't answer. Never have, never will.

dottie said...

Hi Rose, sue, Kay, Sydney, Penny Lane, angelica, and Groovie!

Looks like I picked the perfect time for a little break :)

I love "Maybe I'm Amazed." Paul Mc knows how to write a love song, and the ones written during his time w/Linda are especially poignant to me.

I'm not sure about epic lurve either, but I do believe some things are meant to be and that you can love & be committed to one person for a lifetime. That's epic enough for me!

Have a great HUMP DAY!

30 said...

I don't think it's some 'EPIC LURVE' either.
WTF does that even mean?

OH ROSESEE! I would love too have that answer too! I mean REALLY people? REALLY? Do "some" realize how dam insane there words look? The shit that comes out of there mouths is like a bad fan fic.Conspiracy theories,PR,my god Rob owes them nothing anyway but too lie about him they way they do is just sick. And I am with Rose, Leave Kristen alone, you sad desperate little girls. (and I know many are older, but they act like there in HS, so if the shoe fits)

Rhonda said...

Rose, sometimes bitchiness is the only thing that works <3

Sydney- I agree with Angelica and Penny. Common sense, logic and intelligence, all clearly lacking as it pertains to some people.

anna said...

your words to me are sanity in an insane world. Why can't the foamer's and Kristen haters just be happy that the man the 'idolise' is so happy and in love? Does he not deserve it?

Sydney said...

30: The nonnies shifted to "epic lurve" once many of them had to acknowledge there might be a little something going on between Rob and Kristen...be it a friendship, a friends with benefits, or even super casual dating. In order to still insist we're wrong, they're right, they started saying we believe it's Epic Love. And as Rose said: not epic, just love.

Also, they insist on claiming that no one believed anything until Rose and Delaney SAID SO. So, that's why we all believe in R/K. Because we were told to. Never mind having two eyes. I mean, I get that since they have no common sense, they think no else would have it either, and hey, when you're clinging to one delusion, you may as well cling to them all, right?

Incidentally, didn't Rob and Kristen do karoake to 'Maybe I'm Amazed'?? Oh wait, or was it Elton John's 'Your Song'? Anyone remember that?

30 said...

I personally think it's beyond Rob and Kristen at this point, it has become a "sport" too hate anyone who believes Rob and Kris are a couple, even with evidence beyond belief, it has become a sport too try too "prove" the others wrong.

It has become a sport on BOTH sides of this fandom. This is people lives here not a competition people, and words hurt, word online start rumors.

So basically nonstens are bashing Rob also not just KS in there conspiracy theories Rob is a PR whore? real nice.( And again why I stay too myself for the most part in this fandom.)

30 said...

Sydney, Thanks for the "Epic Love" explanation you are my hyena word decoder person. LOL

Kenzz said...

Hi Rose & Roseland!

Rose, I'm not sure what an "epic lurve" is either, but I most definitely believe in people who are simply meant to be together...Some might call those lucky couples soulmates, or that it was destiny, or that God brought them together for a reason...regardless, when you're around a couple in that type of relaysh, it's always obvious, even to outsiders.

Do I think that R&K are in that type of relationship? I think the photos you post speak for themselves...And no doubt about it, the crazies on both sides see it too; they either want it for themselves (the envious ones who malign Kristen), or they have no hope of ever experiencing it in their own lives due their current circumstances (the overanxious reassurance-requiring shippers).

Well, with my "armchair psychology" opinions and $1.00, you can all get yourselves a cup of coffee! :)

Seriously, I'm just happy that Rob & Kristen have found themselves some privacy TOGETHER (and don't they deserve it!!)...stay safe in Toronto, LA, or somewhere in between...

((hugs)) to Smitty, Gruff, and the irrepressible Syd

Freddie said...

Hi Rose,

Thanks for the post today. It was a good read, as always.

Hello to everyone else. I’m just stopping in quickly. Hope everyone has a great day. Talk to you all later.

katy said...

Hi, Rose!! Excellent post

'I think they are two people
living in extraordinary circumstances...
Two people who found each other.
Who like being together
Who are in love.'

Hi, Fredde, Sue, Kenzz, dottie. Groovie, Sydney, Kay, Penny, Angelica and anyone else that I may have missed. Hope you are all having a great day

Take care and be happy

Hope said...

dottie and Kenzz....I agree with you. Perhaps it is not epic lurve, but destiny has played a hand in their lives and brought them together on the world stage. I continue to love the way Rob looks at Kristen...to me that is epic.
Kismet, destiny, divine order (DK) or soul mates...Rob and Kristen are perfect for each other.

Hope everyone is having a great day!

dottie... 5 days to go??

Rhonda said...

Kenzz- "armchair psychology" Lol!

Hi Everyone! I hope it's been a great day :)

olivia said...

Thank you Rose for your wise words.

"We are now in a drought.
We might have to wait until June 5th to see
Robert and/or Kristen in public.

I'm actually quite OK with that."

Hear! Hear! I feel the same way!
I wish them privacy, respect, and the ability to carry on with daily life as normally as possible.
Even as they enjoy some down time under the radar, they both are preparing for their next project. May they be able to carry on and focus on their career and private life.

I am sure we will be very happy with whatever glimpses we get of Rob and Kristen and also the BD snippets that will be shown at the MTV Awards. It's hard to be patient,.... I have a feeling we will be thrilled with the evening's events and results.

Hugs to Smitty, Gruff, Syd, and all of Roseland.

DreamerKind said...

Sonnets from the Portuguese, #43
by Elizabeth Barrett-Browning (1850)

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of being and ideal grace.
I love thee to the level of every day's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as men strive for right.
I love thee purely, as they turn from praise.
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints — I love with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! — and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.

(Just wondering, just sayin'-DK)

Rhonda said...

Olivia- Well said, as always. I completely agree :)

Rhonda said...

Hi DK- I have a request, when you have time. Something from The Black Keys. Maybe, Tighten up..:)

Fiorels said...

Hi Roseland...
Rose.. you are so right...
It's just so sad that they always find a way to be against kristen and hate her..
She could even adopt the whole "third world countries" and she would still be a bitch doing stuff for PR..
jees.. shut the fuck up!!!

thanks for the post Rose..
have a lovely day everyone. Sorry I'm here just to drop by in new posts but I'm being with friends of mine and not having much time...

*hugs you all*

btw- loved the song choice going with the pics..

DreamerKind said...

Rhonda's Request:

Tighten Up

The Black Keys:

I wanted love, I needed love,
Most of all, most of all
Someone said true love was dead
And I'm bound to fall, bound to fall
For you
Oh, what can I do?

Take my badge but my heart remains
Lovin' you, baby child
Tighten up on your reigns
You're runnin' wild, runnin' wild
It's true

Sick for days in so many ways
I'm achin' now, I'm achin' now
It's times like these I need relief
Please show me how, oh show me how
To get right
Yes outside

When I was young and moving fast
Nothing slowed me down, slowed me down
Now I let the others pass
I've come around, oh come around
Cause I've found

Living just to keep going
Going just to be sane
All the while I know it
Such a shame

I don't need to get steady
I know just how I feel
Telling you to get ready
My dear

Thank you/AtomHeartGuy

Carrie said...

Rose, thank you for saying - out loud - everything that, I believe, the sane people in this fandom believe.
I can only assume (or hope) that these "nonnies" - delusional people- are using their excuses as some sort of game.....crazy, I know, but for them to actually be serious about all the crazy nonsense that they post in various places is quite scary.
Either way, even though it's extremely hard not to, it's best not to engage in their lunacy. In their game (or perhaps their reality) there is no way for a believer to win. Even today, there was a twitter post by becausewearenot where some of them were discussing a 6 week PR plan.....and they claim it is logical to think this way. If that is considered logic, then I don't want to see what they consider to be insane.
Anyways, the point of my "rant" here is to say, thank you Rose for continually being a little ray of sunshine and sanity in this weird weird world.

DreamerKind said...

Maybe I'm Amazed

Carleen Anderson:

Maybe I'm amazed at the way you love me all the time.
Maybe I'm afraid of the way I love you.

Maybe I'm amazed at the way
you pulled me out in time,
and hung me on a line.
Maybe I'm amazed at the way
I really need you.

Maybe you're the one,
maybe you're the lonely one
who's in the middle of something
that I don't really understand.

Maybe you're the man,
maybe you're the only man
who could ever help me.
Baby, won't you help me understand?

Maybe I'm amazed at the
way you're with me all the time.
Maybe I'm afraid of the way I leave you.

Maybe I'm amazed at the
way you help me sing my song,
right me when I'm wrong.
Maybe I'm amazed at the
way I really need you.

Thank you/Afrodk

DreamerKind said...

For Rose:

Do You Believe In Love

Huey Lewis & The News:

I was walking down a one way street
Just a looking for someone to meet
One woman who was looking for a man
Now I'm hoping that the feeling is right
And I'm wondering if you'll stay for the night
So I'm coming (I don't wanna be lonely)
I wanna love you all over

Do you believe in love
Do you believe it' true
Do you believe in love
Oh you can bet I believe it too

Now the feeling is beginning to grow
And the meaning is something you only know
If you believe it take my hand and I'll take your heart

Now I'm wondering where does true love begin
I'm going under so I'm lettin' you in
My woman (I don't wanna be lonely)
I wanna love you all over

Do you believe in love
Do you believe it' true
Do you believe in love
Oh you can bet I believe it too

I use to have you in a photograph
(I'm so glad it's changed)
But now I've got you and it's gonna last
(Do you believe in love)

Do you believe in love
Do you believe it' true
Do you believe in love
Oh you can bet I believe it too

Thank you/west2994

beaculen said...

OMG it's just so pathetic, it really is stupid, some people just can't accept the truth.I hope they're having a great time in Toronto TOGETHER. Great post Rose, I love seeing you stick up for Kristen, she doesn't deserve the hate she gets. Thanks Rose.

dottie said...

HOPE, 5 days! AHHHH!!! You are so very thoughtful to remember.

I've been thinking about the haters use of the term, "epic love" as a way to mock those of us who like Rob & Kristen and are happy that they have each other. Of course we are on the outside looking in, but from the tiny bit I've seen, they do seem to have something very special and extraordinary together. Is that epic? I don't know, but to them it just might be.

My hubs & I were 17 and 19 when we met and we are still together, happy as can be. Has every moment been perfect? Of course not. But even when things felt a little off or shaky, the commitment was always there. I think that's pretty epic. :)

Probably more info than any of you care to know, but there you go! haha

Super RN Gas Passer said...

SYDNEY...heh...You better not hold your breath waiting on a "logical" answer to your thought provoking question!?!?!? (A very good question though). DK... How about "I'm a Believer" by the Monkees??? That seems like a good song to tie in with our theme for today. I still can't get my computer to allow me to blog at home so still on cell phone....ROSE...I feel a little bitchy today also. I am going out in just a few minutes with the girls at my business...we are doing Mexican tonight so I will have a few Margs and will be thinking of all the ladies of Roseland! Cheers to all of You! Happy Wednesday!

angelica1 said...

dottie - I've known mine since I was 15 and there has been and still are,many times when we've severely tested each other's patience but he's worth the effort,even on the days when I just want to throw things at him :)
These people don't seem to get that,which might explain why they're all reduced to obsessing about someone else's relationship

Hope said...

Dottie and Angelica...it is so sweet to know you met your husbands at an early age and still HAPPY!!!

Super...you've inspired me to whip up a batch of margaritas. Just what I need.

Rhonda said...

DK- Thanks :)

Dottie, Hope and Angelica- Maybe I'm just a sap, I don't know, but I agree. They have something really special :)

Rhonda said...

Super- Enjoy your evening out :)

dottie said...

Angelica, you described it perfectly, even the throwing things part! LOL I think maybe people don't look at the long term & decide to give up on a relationship when feelings wane or there are difficulties. The only way a couple can have a lifetime together is by persevering through those hard times. Those bad days just make the relationship that much stronger & the good days that much sweeter IMO.

Maybe we should conduct a seminar called, "Roseland's Guide to a Lifetime of EPIC LURVE" hahaha

I should be packing but I've been on the phone having utility services discontinued and I needed a little ME time. Roseland is a fun place to relax. :)

SUPER - Have a Marg for me!

Rhonda said...

Dottie- I'm not married yet, but I definitely believe in lifelong committment, I guess that is epic to me :)

It's cool that you and Angelica have been with your spouses for so long :)

Good luck with the move. Your getting closer to my little corner of the world :)

dottie said...

RHONDA, I will be happy to be back in the SE again. It's one of the most beautiful parts of the country, in my totally biased opinion. ;)

I just re-read my last post. Hopefully I'm not coming off like I think every relationship is meant to be forever. There are legit reasons people break apart and no one should stay in a relationship that is unhealthy or bad for them. I was just referring to the normal ups and downs that people who are together long term inevitably have.

blah blah blah... I'm wearing out my welcome!

Rhonda said...

Dottie- Lol, not at all. I knew what you meant :)

Freddie said...

Hi to Rhonda, dottie, Angelica, Hope, Kenzz, Fio, DK, Super, 30 and everyone else who posted earlier.

I’m just stopping back in for a moment, but it looks like I’m late to the party as usual.

30 – I totally agree with you. It has become a game for both sides and winning is the goal. Rob and Kristen are the choice of weapon in this war. Very sad.

dottie – I hope your move is going well, and I agree, Rose’s song choice was perfect.

Kenzz, dottie and Hope – I love your take on destiny/fate/soul mates. While I know that Rose is correct in saying that Rob and Kristen are just normal people who fell in love, but I have to confess that a little piece of me, the incurable romantic, finds that a very pedestrian depiction. I guess part of me wants to believe that some people are meant to be together and that Rob and Kristen are lucky enough to have found “the one” in each other. And yes, Hope, the way Rob looks at Kristen is epic.

Fio – enjoy your time with friends.

DK – great songs and poetry this time.

Super – enjoy your evening out and have a margarita for me.

I hope everyone is well and having a good day.

Robert said...

thanks Rose, for once again putting into words what all of us are thinking

Rhonda said...

Hi Freddie- Same to you :)

Robert said...

so, epic love huh?, sure i believe in epic love, even in hollywood. i believe it's called paul newman and jo anne woodward. but you can't call it epic at the beginning of a relationship, it takes years, say 20 before it can be considered epic. it takes honesty trust communication, imagination and hard work

but i have to believe that because of the way they live their lives, how grounded they are, the fact that they both have a track record of exclusively being in long term committed relationships and the fact that their parents are such good models, i really think they have a chance

my favorite thing about them? after 2 years they look like they are still falling in love

Hope said...

Freddie.... Hi!!! Glad you are an incurable romantic too!! It is refreshing to regard someone like Rob who is a such a gentleman, especially after the news regarding Arnold Schwarzenegger and his disgusting antics!!!

Hi Rhonda, Robert, Olivia, DK and anyone I missed earlier.

Off to watch Idol.

Freddie said...

Hi Rhonda - hope you are well.

Robert - Very nicely put. I agree wholeheartedly. Paul McCartney and Linda Eastman might also qualify for epic. If stories are true, they only spent about 10 days apart throughout their entire marriage. Nice to see you back.

Freddie said...

Hi Hope,

Yes, I'm definitely part of the incurable romantic club, but I'd like to think that I haven't lost perspective like some of the more fanatical shippers. You are so right about Rob.

How are things with you?

Robert said...

thanks freddie, it's good to be back and to have the semester behind me

i think "Maybe i'm amazed" is a really interesting choice for this topic. i love how as you said they hated being apart from each other and theirs was without question epic love, but another kind of epic love existed between paul and john, tough love. john kept him honest. and while "amazed" was released as a solo artist it was written as a beatle and you can feel john's presence on it

anyway i could talk about this stuff all night

Rhonda said...

Hi Robert, Freddie and Hope :)

I'm just lurking/watching American Idol...

I hope everyone is having a good evening :)

dd said...

They ARE living in extraordinary circumstances... they have to deal with things that most people don't have to. There's nothing average about them and there's nothing average about their relationship. I admire them immensely, especially Kristen, who has to deal with such unfair criticism and unjustified hate.

I don't know if "epic" is the right word to describe their relationship, but even in "real life" I don't see very often what seems to be such an honest and pure connection btw two people. It's rare.
Even if their relationship ended tomorrow, their story would have been special. Because it would have been honest and because it would have touched and inspired so many people.

Maybe "epic" is the right word after all...

Julie said...

I have to say Rose you've again summed it up perfectly. I think it is amazing how some people are fixated thinking they know best (in a crazy way) about someone they will most likely never meet in real life. Over and over a broken record...wonder if they ever think of a new "song" the old one is getting so boring. Robert love your sentiments ITA. And all I can say about the hate for Kristen....these people are really apathetic and pathetic. I love the fact that R/K have been having a good time living a normal life as a normal loving couple in Toronto...something I believe of my my own free mind (ha, ha).

Birdie said...

Wonderful post today, Rose. The obsessiveness with them being "together" or "not together" is so bizarre. I'm not sure what "epic lurve" is supposed to mean either. I may have been a bit overly invested in the beginning, but only because they are so damn cute together.
Now I am just happy for two people who have what appears to be something special. How they keep it private and do not,I repeat, DO NOT promote it in the fairly superficial world they have been thrust into, is why they are special. I obviously don't know them, but what I am able to see is refreshing. They just seem to have values that are sorely lacking in this generation. They are kind of throw-backs.
So am I obssesed with the relationship of two actors? No, just happy for a young couple that seem to "get" what is important in life. I don't have to know details, I'm not jealous of what they have, I'm not projecting my feelings.... I'm just a romantic that still believes in love. Corny, I know. It's a pretty tough world out there,shouldn't we enjoy the good things we see and not cynically try to tear them down? Come on ladies(I use that term loosely), isn't it time to grow up?

Robin said...

A great and wise post, Rose. You've really set a high standard for fans in encouraging sane appreciation of Rob and Kris.

I remember those first Twilight promos when the world was so charmed and mesmerized by Rob. He gave so much of himself in those early interviews and yet seemed so unprepared for the adulation. I used to get the feeling that one day he'd just explode or have some sort of breakdown.

As you've said before and as many of us knew, it was inevitable that he'd become much more adept at protecting himself in the future. I'm glad that's happened, but I also have a sense of loss.

We'll never have that again from Rob, but I'm aware that it's the best for Rob -- and for Kris.

Rob & Kristen Fan said...

After seeing the pictures of Rob checking out Reese's chest, I was disappointed in him. Not once but four times.
First of all, what happened to Reese? I guess Rob brings out the silly in all of us. She's always been known for dressing frumpy and being old fashioned and now, with a guy hovering a foot over her, she chooses outfits that expose her chest?
And Rob, my God man! Grow the fuck up! You're a 25 year old man now, not 16 and seeing a chest for the first time! Jesus! I was embarrassed for you!
I've been a Rob and Kristen shipper for a long time but now I'm cautious. He's away from Kris for three weeks and during that time he did everything judged to be attraction to Kris when he's with her, only directed elsewhere, from ogling to wood.
Kristen is truly wise beyond her years, I hope she waits about 10 years before marrying him. He needs to grow the fuck up.

Groovie said...

Woah R&K'fan'..what.the.actual.fuck?!

Some "fan" you are.
Rob & Kristen have lived together for awhile, she goes to the wfe nyc prem, both looking happy & loved. They finish up BD together on an island, again looking happy & loved up between takes. He has to go to europe for promo for less than 2 weeks (not 3..not that it matters, I'm just a stickler for correct information) and promotes his film with reese, who is a friend & co-worker. And his "antics" make him an immature asshole...how exactly? Because he can get along & be friends with other women & still love and be faithful to Kristen.
I didn't see any flirting or anything u described going down. What I and countless other saw was witty banter & teasing between friends. Reese JUST got married and has mentioned HIS GIRLFRIEND how many times now? Multiple times! Saying she knows her, is friends with her..oh and don't forget Rob not shying away from any questions about Kristen or "his girlfriend."
One picture taken in a split second while Rob is looking down towards reese (who is like a foot shorter than him!) And all of a sudden he is an immature asshole who doesn't deserve kristen because he was ogling her boobs? Get the fuck out with that utter nonsense!
And EVEN if he did look at her boobs, so what? He is a man with eyeballs, if boobs are staring a man in the face 9 times out of 10 he will probably notice them. U act like he pulled her aside & groped the hell out of reese's boobs.

You are exactly the type of "fan" Rose was referring to in her post today. EXACTLY! Its not only the nonstens that get crazy its "fans" too with bullshit like this!

I'm sure Kristen has a much better handle on the type of man Rob is than any of us and she is perfectly happy with him. Oh and what did he do after promo with reese? That's right, he went right back to his girl, just like always, and they have been having their time together in Toronto.

I can't believe I even responded to this bullshit but I can't even fathom the level of stupidity that was in that post. I usually ignore shit like this but seriously I was like wtf?! U make Rob out to be an immature, pervy asshole & kristen an idiot for putting up with him. Ironic that your name is "rob and kristen fan" cuz I don't call the display u just made being a "fan" of either!

End rant.

dottie said...

Hey GROOVIE! Tell us how you really feel! I got nothing to add because you summed things up really, really well.

Another wonderful thing about Roseland - we can be sappy and talk about epic lurve, but we also know how to shut down some nonsense when we need to. ;)

cookie said...

First of, thanks for the comments to what I wrote re:R/K in Toronto. Like Rob & Kristen have said they have been very good at hiding now. So far there have been no sightings of R/K and Bear in T.O. as of late. Maybe Kristen flew back to LA for SWATH costume fittings since they will be filming earlier than usual. Also HW couples who are in a committed relaysh, don't always go to each others filming sites or premiers. Hopefully we see them both as they present the BD part 1 trailer. Also I'm sure that we'll be seeing Rob soon as they start shooting Cosmopolis next week. Since it's Victoria Day on Mon. May 23 I am guessing that's why they start on the 24th. I think they will be filming in and around the downtown area and also the financial district as well. There probably will be some fans and paps around but they are not in your face like the other paps, they respect the celebs space. Rose you always put everything in perspective and the crazies know the truth but will never accept. Even let's say just for example R/K did get married they will still be delutional. Also SWATH will be filming in London and by that time Rb will be done with Cosmopolis, so he'll probably go back to London and rest and be with her and his family.Rose keep up the good work! P.S. who is CK? does she have a twitter account?

Groovie said...

LOL! I couldn't hold that in! Immediate reaction explosion, I think its an Aries thing! Lol

And hell yeah we do! I surprise myself with the level of sap I can sink to, but we sure as hell know how to tell people to stfu & get the fuck out with their baseless nonsense! :)

DreamerKind said...

I'm smiling, so thanks. You can talk for me anytime, and I'll heart you!


Groovie said...

Hey DK! Thanks! :)

DreamerKind said...

Best Not To:

You Gotta Serve Somebody

Etta James:

You may be an ambassador to England or France,
You may like to gamble, you might like to dance,
You may be the heavyweight champion of the world,
You may be a socialite with a long string of pearls

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

You might be a rock 'n' roll addict prancing on the stage,
You might have drugs at your command, women in a cage,
You may be a business man or some high degree thief,
They may call you Doctor or they may call you Chief

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

You may be a state trooper, you might be a young Turk,
You may be the head of some big TV network,
You may be rich or poor, you may be blind or lame,
You may be living in another country under another name

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

You may be a construction worker working on a home,
You may be living in a mansion or you might live in a dome,
You might own guns and you might even own tanks,
You might be somebody's landlord, you might even own banks

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

You may be a preacher with your spiritual pride,
You may be a city councilman taking bribes on the side,
You may be workin' in a barbershop, you may know how to cut hair,
You may be somebody's mistress, may be somebody's heir

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

Might like to wear cotton, might like to wear silk,
Might like to drink whiskey, might like to drink milk,
You might like to eat caviar, you might like to eat bread,
You may be sleeping on the floor, sleeping in a king-sized bed

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

You may call me Terry, you may call me Timmy,
You may call me Bobby, you may call me Zimmy,
You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray,
You may call me anything but no matter what you say

You're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to serve somebody.
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

Thank you/viktapia

Rob & Kristen Fan said...

Sorry, Groovie, but you didn't shut anybody down. What an odd thing to think you accomplished. I said what I saw and stand by what I said. Rob IS immature, Kristen IS smart for not rushing into marriage with him, and he needs to grow up a LOT before she does. Last post on the subject for me. Rant on.

dottie said...

Rob & Kristen Fan: Actually, I was the one who said Roselanders know how to shut down nonsense-not Groovie.

You seem to be making alot of assumptions about Rob and Kristen. You called Rob immature. Based on what? A picture? And you say that Kristen isn't rushing into marriage with him. Unless you are privvy to their conversations and plans, I don't think there is any way that you know what her feelings are one way or the other.

Groovie said...

Funny, if u actually READ what I wrote I didn't say I "shut you down" I said stfu & get the fuck out with your nonsense. You are a prime example of the crazy rose posted about today.

Regardless, if you think a 25yr old man that keeps his private life as private as he can, has stated he has no intention of selling his relationship, protects his girl & their home & their relationship is immature then there is no hope for u. And by stating that about him u imply kristen is stupid for putting up with him because she is better than that. Its an insult to both of them. She clearly has no issue with rob's behavior, she loves him & is happy with him, so why should a "fan" be "embarrassed" by his behavior when the woman he has been with for over 2 years is just fine with the man he is?

Its complete bullshit & nonsense.

And ditto to what dottie said!

angelica1 said...

Morning Groovie, dottie. I love it when someone pops up and illustrates perfectly,exactly the point Rose was trying to make in the first place. Rob is not the immature one and no one but Kristen knows what her thoughts and opinions are on if/when she might want to marry him. I'm also at a loss as to why this individual,who's name is the biggest joke ever,finds it necessary to insult Reese. Looking at the entire WFE promo tour from the perspective of an intelligent, mature adult, all I see is 2 colleagues who clearly get on well,doing there best to promote a project that they both worked very hard on. I also see a polite,well-mannered young man who was clearly brought up to treat women with the utmost respect and consideration. I'd say that makes Kristen a very lucky woman and I'm confident she'd agree wholeheartedly.

Birdie said...

Groovie and Dottie,
The Dynamic Duo! You said it all and so well.
? Fan,
Split second photos and you know what is in his heart...amazing. Gee, why don't I have that kind of insight?
Loved the Etta James song!

Happy day, Roseland!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Good Morning Everybody....I see I missed another "entertaining" fight... A special hug to you this morning GROOVIE....you rock! Have a wonderful day!

Birdie said...

Good morning,Angelica!
Absolutely agree with all you said. This blog has such a following of wise,sane women.
I should add wise, sane men also. Welcome back, Robert.
Good morning to you too, Super!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Hi BIRDIE and ANGELICA....Birdie I am on your side about the "furry" creatures! :opefully the girls will tire of them quickly. Angelica...Hope all is well across the pond...TTYL

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Y'all check out my "Water for Elephants" pic!!!You will have to click on "enlarge" to see it better. It is the "accidental...or not" image of an elephant enjoying wading in water....Or at least that's what most of us see...My daughter said it looked like a dinosaur to her...heh

Birdie said...

I can see the elephant,too. Have a great day!

angelica1 said...

Morning Birdie.
Super - I can see the elephant :)

Rhonda said...

Good Morning!

Just a drive-by before work...

Angelica- Agreed.

Hi Groovie,dottie,Birdie and Super :)

Have a great day!

Rhonda said...

Super- I saw the elephant, it's cute :)

Bye guys!

Robert said...

morning everyone

don't want to get in the middle of anything here but i thought a male perspective might help a little bit

we like boobs. if you put them in front of us we will stare at them. we are simple creatures [almost helpless really] we have to stare, it's in the rule book

rob is no exception [although he could be the victim of weird camera angles.....yeah that's it]

let me put it this way, if the penalty for staring at boobs while married were divorce, there would be no more marriage

and finally, is rob immature fot staring? well, duh, there were boobs out, woman!

angelica1 said...

Robert - I live with a "boob man",his eyes are magnetically drawn. i just slap him!

katy said...

Hello, Roseland!!

Poor delusional @RobKristenFan, probably thinks that her Boyfriend, Husband or whatever closes his eyes whenever a women wearing a dress with cleavage is next to him.

*I*Believe* said...

@Rob &amp~Back OFF of Groovie!!! Don't show up here, stir the pot, and expect us to let you talk the way you did without responding! We play nice here but we will NOT be steamrolled!

As far as the pictures go, with the automatic shutters and fast shutter speeds, cameras can catch people in some very unbecoming poses. Think about how many cameras they have clicking and flashing at one time. The picture of "Rob peeking" that I saw looks like he eyes were in a low mid-blink and his head was down, not a great photo of him but it happens. The position the camera caught him in makes it look like something it is not.

First the nonnies are on the bandwagon that Rob is gay, now they are swinging the other way and saying he has "wandering eyes." Make up your minds sillybilly muffalumps!!!

Everything that I have seen in the past years only shows that Rob is in a committed relationship with Kristen and "I Believe" this. Let's all sit around and watch the nonnies continue to bash their heads against the wall until their heads EXPLODE!

I am sick of it all. Can't we just LIVE AND LET LIVE? LIFE IT TOO SHORT!! For God's sake, leave Rob and Kristen alone and let them be happy!!!

Now go take on the day!

katy said...


I completely agree with you.

Happy Thursday

Super RN Gas Passer said...

IB...Excellent point about the camera angles,etc...muffalumps...heh..you are too kind.

Melinda said...

It's been a long week.

Rose- your little blog and completely rational opinions are a nice break from "real life" junk. Thanks for that!

I'm glad that Rob and Kristen have gone underground with no intrusions. I can't help but think that it is probably nice to be able to do things without always have security with you. Plus it's a chance to reconnect while the world passes you by.

It's nice to know all is well in their world.

IB- Glad your husband's surgery went well. I hope the recoup time goes swiftly and painlessly for the whole family.

Kenzz- Wanted to tell you this earlier but didn't have the chance. I'm glad your son got to go to prom. It's such a cool thing that he can be a part of! Hope he had a great time. :)

Freddie- Well done on the comeback to that person the other day who was saying rude things about T and S. Polite but firm.

Robert- Wonderful thoughts. It's nice to see a guys perspective.

Gotta jet to work. Have a great day all.

Robert said...


"i just slap him" almost made me fall out of my chair

Melinda said...

Forgot to add...love the rational thoughts on "boobgate".

Men will always look at them. Doesn't matter how old they are. It's not a maturity thing at all or disrespect for one's partner. It's how men are "put together". They are physical creatures. It is what it is.

Annie said...

Good morning everyone.

It amazes me that people call themselves fans of both Rob and Kristen and proceed to paint Rob as a lothario based on nothing at all.
Some advice for you.............Check your sanctimonious bullshit at the door!

To everyone who responded.......Great job!

Have a terrific Thursday all.

Penny Lane said...

Wow, the things that go on here in the late hours!

Who is this RK Fan? With fans like that who needs enemies? My favorite "fan" is the kind that absolutely knows what Rob or Kristen would or should do. They know exactly how their mind works and the conversations that they've had. These fans must have out of body experiences and float around listening to all their conversations because I don't know how else they could accomplish it.


Welcome back. You are most entertaining and you can get right to the point. Yup, men like boobs, and nothing is going to change that. Like you said, it's in the rule book that comes with each male at birth.

And whoever said it earlier, ditto to dottie. Cute.

JoMarie said...

I like your posts and I find the comments interesting. I haven't read the negative ones you refer to, but I'll take your word for it.

I'm not going to say that I don't have any curiosity about Rob and Kristen's relationship, because I do. And that goes for other celebrities as well. But I don't think that just because I'm curious I have a right to know these things. That's where I have a problem with the paparazzi and tabloids and such. Because they're feeding off of people's private lives.

And just try to keep in mind; how would any of you feel if YOUR private love life was the fodder of blogs and the like. I wouldn't like it at all.

So just try to keep that in mind. I don't give a crap that they're "famous". They deserve to be treated with kindness, just like any other person. I wish them the best and I hope they're happy.

dottie said...

Good morning, chicas! How is everyone today?

SUPER I feel like I should be making a pilgrimage to the image of the elephant. LOL

GROOVIE and I aka "the dynamic duo!" I like it! All we need are some capes!:P

Gia said...

"Rob&Kristen fan"

I don't understand your reaction to those pictures. He's not your boyfriend, why do you care so much? Kristen doesn't need us to "protect" her from her boyfriend, if she didn't like those pictures (if she even saw them) I'm sure she told him so. Or just slapped him, ahah!

The thing is, when I see MY boyfriend staring at someone else boobs, I totally bitchface him. I know "it's a men thing", but, hey dude, stare when I'm not looking, lol!
Rob staring at Reese's boobs (if that was what he was doing)? That's not my business. Or yours.

The only thing that made me feel "mad" about those pictures was people trying to take some sort of sordid "advantage" from them.

S said...

Have you seen the sh*t on the AT Boards today? Apparently you are now some insider who is trying to save Robert's (and possibly Kristen's) reputations in regards to her possibly being in LA (for work, no doubt) and him going to an Adele concert alone. You've got to check it out. It is hilarious, in a I can't believe people actually think that sort of way. Reading comprehension escapes some, I guess. -anon207

Super RN Gas Passer said...

DOTTIE...I can see the "image"...capes,pocketbooks
s and decoder rings...ready for battle! FYI...I just saw that the TV Guide channel will be showing the Bad Mothers Handbook this Saturday night at 7 est...