|Maybe I'm amazed at the way you love me all the time|
Maybe I'm afraid of the way I love you
We are now in a drought.
We might have to wait until June 5th to see
Robert and/or Kristen in public.
I'm actually quite OK with that.
I kinda like it.
There is SO much speculation as to
where Kristen has been this whole time...
It's quite amusing.
|Maybe I'm amazed at the way you pulled me out of time|
And hung me on a line
Because she couldn't POSSIBLY be in Toronto with Robert.
Why would she go to Toronto?
She has no reason to be there!
Let's ignore the fact that Kristen had their puppy in NYC
Just a hop... skip and a jump from Toronto...
Where do you think she would go?
WHERE do you think she would go?
|Maybe I'm amazed at the way I really need you|
Where do you think she has been this whole time?
Yeah... I know that you can't trust a lot of the shit
you see on Twitter...
But when you get quite a few different people
saying they saw Rob and Kristen in Toronto...
And let's face it Kiddies...
They haven't been SEEN anywhere else... have they?
It's not like we have pictures of Rob either.
WHERE ELSE WOULD SHE BE???
|Maybe I'm a man and maybe I'm a lonely man|
Who's in the middle of something
That he doesn't really understand
I honestly can't believe some of the bullshit I read.
The bottom is line is simple.
It really is.
IF Robert Pattinson was with any other female
as much as he is always with Kristen.
(And Rob and Kristen ALWAYS end up together, don't they?)
There wouldn't be any question of them being together.
There shouldn't be any question at this point
But there are always those who refuse to see
what is right in front of them.
Instead wanting to believe bizarro conspiracy theories
and clinging to PR Stunts as excuses
Even though Rob has pretty much killed the thought of
any movie studio running his personal life.
|Maybe I'm a man and maybe you're the only woman|
Who could ever help me
Baby won't you help me understand
So... what happens next?
Sooner or later
Rob and/or Kristen
are going to be seen SOMEWHERE.
Either together or not.
And no matter how it works out...
The Foam will FLY
"TOLD YOU THEY WEREN'T TOGETHER IN TORONTO!"
"THAT GIRL WAS ONLY THERE TO DROP OFF ROB'S DOG!"
Or some such shit.
I guess people can't comprehend that
Rob and Kristen will probably be flying in and out of Toronto
As long as Rob is filming there...
She's already been there for a couple of weeks...
Kristen IS a working actress
so of course she will have obligations that will
take her away from Rob from time to time.
Not a big deal.
They won't be separated for long.
|Maybe I'm amazed at the way you're with me all the time|
Maybe I'm afraid of the way I leave you
So the Frenzied Foamers
and the Stricken Shippers
will flail about...
One because they want to believe
so desperately in PR theories...
The other because they desperately need reassurance
that Rob and Kristen are together.
I'm not sure which is worse.
Both are desperate.
Never a pretty picture.
|Maybe I'm amazed at the way you help me sing my song|
You right me when I'm wrong
Maybe I'm amazed at the way I really need you
1. Yeah... I'm actually bitchier than normal.
Who thought THAT was possible?
I guess it's just one of those times
where the whole tedious bullshit
kinda gets to me.
I would love to just focus on the positive...
and not draw attention to the negative
But to me...
One of the positives
is the fact that Robert and Kristen are together.
It's hard to focus on just Robert alone...
Because Kristen is always wrapped up
in everything he does.
And I like Kristen.
So there you go.
2. Liking Kristen Stewart.
And it boggles my mind
that people hate on her
For whatever reason.
No matter what happens...
It always comes back to an excuse to hate on Kristen.
It could have absolutely NOTHING to do with her
Somehow her name gets dragged in there
and she is relentlessly trashed and slashed.
A 21 year old girl.
That's why I continue to mock and jab
at those who spew their bitter foam.
I don't think Kristen deserves any of it.
3. I'm not a 'shipper'.
I don't WANT Rob and Kristen to be together.
I just think they are.
That makes me a Believer.
I don't think it's some 'EPIC LURVE' either.
WTF does that even mean?
I think they are two people
living in extraordinary circumstances...
Two people who found each other.
Who like being together
Who are in love.
It's not any more 'EPIC' than any other relationship
outside of the fact they are both famous actors
and people are fascinated by it.
This post is brought to you by the letter *S*
S for SHUT UP
Leave Kristen alone.
S for Stupid.
It is as it does.
It should be painful.
It can't be fixed.
Bye for now