Pattinson/Stewart-- It Won't Be Long

So here I am again...

Robert hasn't been seen.

Kristen was seen sneaking into London

carrying one of Rob's favorite guitars.

Heh.

So I have some random thoughts about

the few tidbits that are out there.

Random.

Thoughts.

They aren't etched in fucking stone.

OK?

OK.

Random One.

Robert hasn't been seen in a while.

I think the last time officially was when he was walking

Bear with my favorite BFF Thomas.

Am I wrong?

Well, if I am someone is bound to jump right on that.

Anyway.

There is all kinds of talk that Rob is in London.

Really?

A few tweets and YES he's there??

Is it really that easy?

Or are people that gullible?

Yes.

Mostly because some people WANT Rob to be in London.

With Kristen.

And I get it... I do. Kinda.

But thing is...

I'm pretty sure Rob is going to the Teen Choice Awards

this coming Sunday

So...

Do you really think he's in London

just to turn around and fly back for Sunday?

And yeah...

I GUESS there is a slight chance in Twilight hell

(and believe me... it exists)

That Rob won't be going to the TCA's

and could in fact be in London already

But...

I FUCKING DOUBT IT.

It's not logical.

He will be getting to London SOON enough

No need to get all worked up about it.

Random Two.

The TCA's again makes me think of the fascinating

(non)interaction we are sure to get between Rob and Nikki.

It might just be the highlight of the evening.

And oh man...

I mentioned Nikki briefly in a previous post

I said 2 things.

1. That she was a stage 5 clinger

2. That she didn't seem to have much nice to say

about Robert lately.

That was all I said.

I didn't comment on her looks...

her clothes...

The way she talks...

or the amount of time she spends smiling.

I didn't attack her family...

or her friends

I didn't comment on her career.

Nope.

Just mentioned my initial impression of Nikki.

Nothing extreme.

And I most certainly didn't start up a NONikki forum

so that I could bash her 24/7

So relax.

Random Three.

Caitlyn Croneberg.

Good fucking grief.

I thought that 'ship' had sailed.

She's almost as irrelevant as the Ninnie.

And that's pretty fucking irrelevant.

I guess there was some lame story

where she was asked about Rob?

And she basically said... "No Comment"

And oh my...

Judging by the response

I'm guessing that wasn't a good answer?

But honestly...

Would any answer make people happy?

NO.

No matter what she says in connection to Robert...

Even NOTHING

Is twisted.

I always love how Rob going to cast/crew outings

where she happens to be (since she was part of the crew)

Is a SURE sign that they were somehow together.

"HE SMILED AT HER!!"

Yet.

Year after year of Rob and Kristen showing up 

all over the world together...

Kissing. Holding hands. Hanging out.

Well.

You get the point.

*poke poke*

Random Four.

So the infamous BD hacker was caught!

Oh the soapboxes that were brought out.

Oh the threats that were made.

I'm still giggling over that one.

I'm glad she was caught.

There is a lot of hard work that goes into making movies...

and this undermines all of it.

Did I look at the pics?

Yes.. I did.

And 99.9% of this fandom did.

Whether they admit it or not.

I don't approve of hacking.

And if these pictures were never shown...

I would be perfectly happy with that.

But if someone shows me the pictures?

I'm going to look.

Hey... I'm curious that way.

I received a few emails from 'concerned' haters

warning me that the FBI was after me.

Really?

For what? 

Looking at pictures?

I'm guessing there will be a shitload of arrests then.

Except the saintly pious fans who claim not to have looked...

who think they are above everyone else...

who believe they are the BEST fan in the whole wide world!

Right. Sure.

I'm a looker... not a hacker.

Besides...

I thought I was on Summit's payroll??

Heh.

Random Five.

Thomas Sidney Jerome Sturridge.

Where is Tom?

Besides being all beardy and beautiful.

Because Tom IS beautiful.

There was a recent picture of Sienna Miller

landing at Heathrow... minus Tom.

Hmmm.

But then...

There were a couple of tweets stating that Sienna

was indeed kissing her 'new fella' in Notting Hill.

Hmmm.

It's not that I find it all that hard to believe that Tom

is indeed back in London...

(I'm sure Kristen likes having her buddy around)

Or that I find it hard to believe that Sienna was hanging around with Tom.

Just a couple of things.

We haven't seen pictures of Sienna and Tom since Chicago.

You know the ones...

Sienna racing ahead of Tom

While he was hauling some beer.

Both grimacing.

And He didn't fly in with her...

And what I do find hard to believe is if Sienna

was indeed in Notting Hill

kissing on Tom...

There would be pictures.

Because isn't that what Sienna does?

Photo Ops R Us?

Maybe its just my complete envy talking here.

Sienna's proximity to Tom.

I guess we will find out soon enough.

Sienna and cameras always get together.

:)

Random Six.

What do we know?

Well.

We know Kristen is in London.

We know Rob is supposed to be at the TCA's.

We know that we haven't seen Rob in days.

We know that he doesn't seem to have any projects lined up just yet.

We know that Rob will indeed show up in London.

Not just because its his hometown...

Not just because his family and friends are there.

But maybe...

Just maybe

He will go to London because that is where Kristen is.

And we all know this much...

Wherever Kristen is

Or wherever Robert is

They always manage to end up in the same place.

They

Always

End

Up

Together.

So smile.

Relax.

It won't be long.

And maybe throw in a twirl or two.

;)

This post is brought to you by the truth.

Accept it.

Bye for now