Rob and Kristen- Scooby Doo, Where Are You?

Shaggy and Scrappy...

First...

Please read this.

Slowly.

Carefully.

Try comprehending... OK?

Ready?

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and are in no way meant to cause anyone harm, grief or despair.

If you are sensitive and lack a sense of humor,
please, don't go any further.

Some places, names, and events are fictional
and any resemblance, likeness,
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Got that?

Honestly so many people don't have a fucking sense of humor.

Or an inkling of what sarcasm is.

It's rather sad... really.

Why do some people continue to get all lathered up

about what I happen to write about here...

or on Twitter?

Really?

Does "Twirling" really get under your skin THAT much?

Is it really that easy??

(Why yes... yes it is.)

Good Grief

People really do take this shit seriously.

I could say "Look the sun is shining!"

and there will be some people trying to decipher what that means.

OR

Screeching 

"HOW DARE ROSE SAY THE SUN IS SHINING!
WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS... AN INSIDER???

I HOPE IT'S CLOUDY TODAY JUST TO PROVE HER WRONG!"

I wish I were joking.

I really do.

But alas...

I'm not.

So where is Robert?

Where oh where can he be?

Well...

I've gotten some hate mail telling me that

there is NO way he's going to London and that

I should "SUCK IT BITCH".

(Because it's obviously life or death to some people)

But I still think he will get there.

Sooner or later.

Sure there were some tweets saying he was at an airport

blah blah blah.

Who knows.

So... Robert hasn't had his picture taken since 

the grocery store with Sam.

He's been tweeted at Sony...

and concerts

and airports.

But no pictures.

So

We wait.

We see.

But I have to tell you...

The bitch in me

(and she's major right now)

would LOVE Rob to show up in London

(With Bear, of course)

Just to piss people off.

Because amazingly enough...

IT WILL PISS PEOPLE OFF!

Don't you find that... fascinating?

How some people get all worked up over where Robert is?

Or isn't?

I love speculating.

And if it tweaks some hater... all the better.

But guess what?

If a picture shows up tomorrow

showing Rob still in L.A.?

So what?
And if he does show up in London?

Well.

Put on your twirling shoes, bitches.

The reaction will be worth a twirl or two.

Or three.

I want to see beardy Rob...

I love beardy, gruff Rob.

I just do.

Because I feel this is how he really is...

Not the styled and suited guy we see sometimes.

But the bushy, shaggy

glorious hobo 

that he is inside.

and gets to show occasionally outside.

Because when Rob looks like this...

It probably means hes not working.

That maybe he has some down time to relax

And we don't get to see that too often.

He's earned it...hasn't he?

And seriously...

I would LOVE to see beardy bushy Rob and Tom together.

How completely adorable would that be??

Beards and baseball hats.

Or beanies.

And smiles.

Always big smiles.

Pretty Please?

Hmmm...

Anything else?

Not really.

OH.

Couple of pics from BD released...

What would you give to have Rob look at you like that?

And lookie here...

Heh.

Remember when this picture was first released and

some people (Like me)

were saying how sweet it was that Kristen was hugging
Robert's leg so tightly while Bill Condon talked to them...

And remember how some people were SO sure

that Kristen was hugging her OWN leg?

Remember?

Heh.

You could tell by the picture that the leg she

is so tenderly resting her cheek upon...

is indeed a big leg...

a big hairy man leg.

That happens to belong to her 

ON and OFF screen love.

Yes.

I find it all deliciously sappy and sweet.

And I'm sure she was just trying to stay in character.

Yeah.

Sure.

Right.

I can't wait to see what happens next.

This post is brought to you by the letter *I*

I for insider.

You said it.

Not me.

I for Idiots

I truly don't get why people who don't agree 

with my OPINION

continually haunt my blog and twitter

and piss and moan about what I have to say.

You do realize how much control that gives me...

Right?

I for I adore Tome.

Green Sheep Forever.

Bye for now

♥♥♥