|Funny how natural that looks... and Kristen doesn't seem to mind...|
I wasn't online much this weekend...
You know how it goes
Stupid 'real' life interfering with my 'fake' life.
Or was it my fake life..
There was much to laugh about.
Much to cringe over.
But mostly laugh.
|Yeah... no one else gets this close to Rob.|
First there was the Twilight convention
or some such shit.
And it basically was kinda shitty.
Rob and Kristen were all kinds of cute
(and Taylor was cute too)
Rob really couldn't keep his eyes off her.
I know I say that a lot.
I know it.
it's so fucking true!
He just like fucking stares at her.
ALL THE TIME.
Can the boy be any more ... OBVIOUS?
|They don't have to say it with words...|
So yeah... they were all cute and stuff.
But the convention itself was embarrassing.
The behavior of the audience...
with the screaming
and the shouting
and the yelling
and the interrupting.
I mean... seriously
How fucking old were these people?
Shouting out rude comments?
Screeching whenever Rob tried to talk?
And the questions that they chose to use?
Give me a fucking break already.
"Were you glad to be done wearing the contacts?"
Do people really not have any imagination whatsoever?
I'm thinking yes.
And imagine the mind numbing stupor that
Rob/Kristen/Taylor must endure day after day
of the same inane questions.
Rob (when he wasn't staring intently at Kristen)
Didn't seem to have much to say...
He left Kristen and Taylor to do most of the talking.
And do you blame him?
I was cringing.
One of the 'huge' deals being made was about
Someone shouting out
"Your boyfriend is English"
She just kinda smiled... and looked down.
Someone else shouted out
"You're a prude"
And Kristen proceeded to put her finger to her head
and shoot herself.
So of course it was because of the English boyfriend thing
If you watch the tape...
And how did Rob respond to all this?
I don't think he heard it.
He seemed to be looking over at Kristen (of course he was)
and Taylor and trying to figure out what was going on.
I imagine it isn't easy to hear among the screeching.
I imagine he was probably grateful he couldn't hear
most of what was being screamed at him.
|I love Kristen's look here... "HE'S MINE BITCHES"|
Skip it next year.
It's painful to watch.
Even more painful to listen to.
And why would you subject yourself to that bullshit again?
The only worthwhile thing about it
was having Rob and Kristen together on stage.
But we have Ellen.. and the premieres to look forward to.
Oh yes... we most certainly do.
Another tidbit this weekend...
was the whole Bear thing.
|Look it's photoshopped faux-Bear!|
The last time I posted...
I mentioned that I hadn't seen any pics
showing Bear with Kristen...
And later that day?
Pics of John (That's HBG)
not only walking Bear (while carrying Kristen's shoes?)
You also see PapaStew walking in the background.
The haters do NOT like this.
|It's not Bear. NOOOOOOO!|
It was just like the 'London Leg' pics!!
Someone photo shopped Bear into the pictures!
It's a fake Bear!
Kristen just bought a litter-mate
(Whom she named 'Taco')
To use to prance around
Whenever she's in public!!
Summit made John walk the dog in the alley
(Are we sure this was at Kimmel?? Where's my Google Earth??)
Because Kristen needs all the PR she can muster!
SEND KRISTEN OUT WITH BEAR IMMEDIATELY
MUST WALK BEAR!
BEAR IS THE KEY TO KRISTEN'S FAME!!
The Bear Identity.
The Bear Who Knew Too Much.
North By NorthBear
Three Days of the Bear
and last but not least...
All The Presidents Bears
1. Kristen is on her way back to London.
Rob is probably heading to NYC soon...
(he does have a slew of shows there)
But both have to be back in LA for the premiere
on the 14th of November.
Then it's back to London for that premiere...
Will Kristen be going to that one?
I say she will...
Even if SWATH is behind schedule...
Surely they can let her out for a night of
partying and frivolity with Robert?
Let's hope so!!
Then Rob has Spain and Berlin...
Where does he go after that?
Where does he go...
2. Kristen must be exhausted.
Working full speed on SWATH
Flying back and forth
(Not that Rob didn't do that for her numerous times
wink wink nudge nudge)
Between LA and London.
But yet she manages to look incredibly beautiful
and gorgeously HAPPY.
3. Rob keeps talking about the marriage being real.
He talks about it a lot.
I think its cute.
|Rob and Kristen Cullen!|
"I'm pretty sure...there was a real priest doing it
and he had, kind of, I don't know,
he had kind of a short term memory lapse or something
and kept forgetting the characters' names,
" Pattinson, 25, told CNN on Friday.
"[He] kind of mixed them up with our real names
and I kind of said as a joke,
[we're] probably married.
I don't really know what the technicalities are
of how to actually get married,
but I just assumed it may be true in some world."
Maybe he wants it to be true... in some world.
Maybe it is true... in his world.
4. I adore Thomas Sturridge.
|Mack. 367. Bible.|
5. I wonder if the Fringe LOONs
ever get tired of being wrong...
Of looking totally and completely
delusional and bitter.
|Reality is gonna get ya!|
Because they are so far gone...
It doesn't matter anymore.
There is always another conspiracy/PR theory
waiting for them in their padded cell.
Talking about doing sex scenes.
On his steamy scenes with Kristen Stewart.
"I think the more comfortable you are with each other,
"I think the more comfortable you are with each other,
the harder it gets to do any kind of really intense relationship scene.
You’re kind of thinking,
'I don’t want to embarrass myself in front of this person,'
'I know what she’s thinking now,'
so it becomes ridiculous after awhile.
The more they say...
The more they give away.
Bye for now