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Thursday, March 8, 2012

Rob and Kristen-- No Surprises Here

You know how it goes...

Yes indeedy
ladies and gents.
Robert and Kristen.
Always.
End.
Up.
Together.

Do I say that too much?
I don't think so.
Maybe because its the truth.
And there is always room for the truth.

I can't anymore with the denial of the non denial denials.
I sincerely think some people have lost what was left of their minds.
All of their minds.
Collectively.
And that is counting the alternate personalities...

He's only there for work!!

Seriously.
The whole PR thing is ridiculous as always...
but to see how quickly they have turned on Robert.
You know...
The so called REAL fans.
The ones who would rather call Rob 
a money grubbing, spineless, famewhore
than admit he went to Paris for Kristen.
And Kristen alone.
Do you think it might be possible...
that maybe this fashion stuff is all pretty new to Kristen...
This is a new world for her.
And maybe...
She wanted Rob to be there with her.
Because...
You know...
That's what proper English boyfriends DO.
They support their girlfriends.

And honestly...
People need to look up the meaning of famewhore.

See.
A famewhore is someone who NEEDS to be noticed
will do ANYTHING to be seen... talked about...
Anything to get attention.
Anything.
That is NOT Robert or Kristen


They are the complete OPPOSITE of that.
They don't seek out attention.
They hide from the cameras...
they don't speak about their relationship
They go out of their way to not get 
photographed together.
So...
I know its a convenient excuse as to why
Robert was in Paris with Kristen
but come on...
It doesn't fucking work.


Not that it ever did.

See...
in my ever so humble opinion
A true famewhore
is someone who announces private things
like engagements
say...
 on a red carpet interview.
Or
Perhaps...
selling wedding pictures to the highest bidder
which might turn out to be some sloppy gossip rag.
I don't know...
Tweeting from your honeymoon
to let everyone know how deliriously happy you are
and how you have found time in your deliriously happy honeymoon
to share with the world 
your delirious happiness!

Who is the FAIREST of them all??

Yeah.
We all know whose picture would be next
to the word in the dictionary.

ANYWAY.
Yep.

So I put in this pic of Robert
Walking
because it's what I do
and because someone was giving me shit about it
So
I decided to put one in.


There is SO MUCH GOOD
coming over the horizon for both
Robert and Kristen.
SWATH
BEL AMI
COSMOPOLIS
OTR
BD2

I mean
Brilliant things.
Excellent things.
So much to look forward to!
Will Rob and Kristen
make the trip to Cannes...
Together?
That would be something.
There are just so many opportunities in front of us
to be happy
For them
With them
Because of them.

Life is good.
Wink. Wink. 

This post is brought to you by the Titanic
(Also known as the S.S. Ninnie)


Get off the ship already.
It's not just sinking...
It's sunk.
You are floundering in the water now
struggling to stay afloat
But the rationalizations aren't cutting it anymore

Trying so hard to pretend that shark
isn't trying to eat you...
It's over.

With acceptance
Comes Peace.

And this post is brought to you by...


Thomas Sturridge.
As always.

Looking all adorable and sweet in NYC.
Who dresses that boy?
But he gives good face
Doesn't he?
Yes.
He does.



Until the next time we see
Robert and Kristen
together
(because we will)

Bye for now

38 comments:

Berry said...

Great post Rose!!! So happy to see them together always! Fingers crossed for more togetherness sooner than later! (Canes??!)

Dottie said...

I love all the little guys, especially the phantom playing the organ. :D

Safe travel wishes to the lovebirds. No matter how fun the trip, it's always nice to sleep in your own bed again.

Waves to the regs!

zara said...

This nonsten crap is becoming redundant, it has gone on for long enough.

Groovie said...

Lol the titanic aka s.s. ninnie, too true!

Hope Rob & Kristen arrive safe & sound at home! I'm sure a certain cute doggie will be happy to have them home!

Hope all of u are doing well, almost time for the weekend, yay!

ali mac said...

I have so enjoyed all the goodies we've gotten over this last few days in Paris and what made it extra special was how much it really p'd off the nonnie/ninnies whatever they're called. Getting to see how nasty they are turning now that even they can't deny it any more has been rather amusing (sad but still amusing)

Dottie I agree there is nothing like getting into your own bed after being away for a while!

Dani said...

Hi Rose and everyone else :)

So... R&K back to ninja mode?
Still catching up with all the Paris goodies...

Rob publicly supporting his girl... awesome :)
If I had to attend an event like that I would definitely want my bf around... lots of strange people there, lol. Scary ;)

Tom and Sienna look so happy, good for them :) And he looks so yummy in that pic... totally understand your "intoxication" Rose ;)

Can't wait for the OTR trailer tomorrow... FINALLY! :)

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katy said...

Hi Rose,

Excellent post, as always!!

Ninnies are beyond reason. Complete deranged. They need medical help, ASAP.

How can anyone look at Rob and Kristen and not be happy for them, is beyond me. I hope they had lots of fun in Paris.

I am keeping my fingers crossed for Cosmopolis and On The Road to be shown at Cannes Festival. How amazing it will be to have Rob and Kristen there with their movies!!!

Tom is looks happy with Sienna. I am happy for him

Hope you are all well. Take care.

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Hope said...

Rose....what a terrific post!

Love the Can Can dancers at the bottom of the post! It would be a dream come true if Rob and Kristen are at Cannes together promoting their movies!!!

Yes...so much to look forward to!!'

Ali....hope you are feeling better and congrats on the new baby niece.

Freddie said...

Hi Rose,

What a nice post. Thanks for taking the time to share your thoughts and the lovely pictures.

It's wonderful to see the way that Rob and Kristen support each other. I hope they had a fabulous time TOGETHER in Paris. Safe travels to your next destination.

Hi to everyone in Roseland. I hope you are all well and having a great day. Take care.

Melinda said...

Glad to see that they both got home safe and sound. These American paps need to back off. It's ridiculous how close they are allowed to be!

I'm excited to see what's in store for them! They both have movies coming out that are getting a lot of buzz. Thrilled for the both of them!

Tom and Sienna out and about is cute to see. It looks like things are well in their world.


Ali- I hope you start feeling better soon. Congrats on the birth of your niece!

Kenzz- Thanks for updating us on your son. Glad he is doing well!

Hello to all the regs near and far. This week has flown by and I can't believe the weekend is upon us! Take care...

Barbara Fenwick said...

Oh Rose, what a wonderful post. I have been so happy this past week, seeing Kristen looking so beautiful, and Rob so happy and relaxed. I am trying to ignore all the evil, negative remarks being made by the nonnies. I agree, they are totally crazy.

Take care Roselanders and enjoy what is left of the week.

Birdie said...

Bittersweet.I love seeing the pictures of the Paris events and I know the paps come with this,but man they are intrusive bastards.
The "mean" girls? I really do not understand people that think it is "funny" to be mean and vicious about another person. What kind of sick need does that fill? Those "fans" deciding to bail...don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Anyway, I hope Rob and Kristen's time away from the cameras was wonderful.
Tom is looking awfully content-happy for him.

DK,
I thought it would take one hell of a job to pull you out of your whimsical retirement! Haha!

Thank you Rose. Have a nice night, Roseland!

wig4usc said...

I've been loving the Paris pics. Someone put a link to one of the scary blogs, the "PR" psychos, and man, was it scary. I mean, really, truly frightening.

Lots of fun to come, looking forward to cheering them on, together and indiviually!

DreamerKind said...

Good Morning. Hello, Friday!

May your day and weekend be fab.

@Rose
As you've said before, lather, wash, rinse. Repeat. Cleanliness of mind, body and soul reaps rewards in life, which is not surprising either!
We get to choose good and not bad, surprise!

@Birdie
I love your remark about my "whimsical retirement"! So much better sounding than dull, boring or such! Fits me, as a sillybilly, and FGM of fanciful living!

su said...

mmmmmm, Rose, I'm thinking of someone from your definition of "famewhore".... not, this "someone" is not Rob and Kristen, definitely and absolutely no. Brilliant post, darling, as always.

DreamerKind said...

A Message

Coldplay:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC38vXBsXIM&feature=BFa

My song is love
Love to the loveless shown
And it goes on

You don't have to be alone
Your heavy heart
Is made of stone

And it's so hard to see you clearly
You don't have to be on your own
You don't have to be on your own

And I'm not gonna take it back
And I'm not gonna say
"I don't mean that"

You're the target
That I'm aiming at
Got to get that message home

My song is love
My song is love
Unknown

But I'm on fire
For you, clearly
You don't have to be alone
You don't have to be on your own

And I'm not gonna stand and wait
Not gonna leave it
Until it's much too late
On a platform I'm gonna stand

And say
That I'm nothing on my own
And I love you
Please come home

My song is love
Is love unknown
And I've got to get
That message home

Thank you/Ronetta

DreamerKind said...

Just Sayin'

But I Might Die Tonight

Cat Stevens:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vs9rpA6bcE

I don't want to work away
Doing just what they all say
Work hard boy and you'll find
One day you'll have a job like mine

'Cause I know for sure
Nobody should be that poor
To say yes or sink low
Because you happen to say so
Say so
You say so

I don't want to work away
Doing just what they all say
Work hard boy and you'll find
One day you'll have a job like mine
Job like mine
A job like mine

Be wise, look ahead
Use your eyes he said
Be straight, think right
But I might die tonight

Thank you/CatStevensDieHardFan

DreamerKind said...

Diamonds On The Inside

Ben Harper:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8pGFkwxyoY

I knew a girl
Her name was truth
She was a horrible liar
She couldnt spend one day alone
But she couldnt be satisfied

When you have everything
You have everything to lose
She made herself
A bed of nails
And shes plannin'
On puttin' it to use

Cos she had diamonds on the inside
She had diamonds on the inside
She had diamonds on the inside
Diamonds

A candle throws its light
Into the darkness
In a nasty world
So shines the good deed
Make sure the fortune
That you seek
Is the fortune you need

So tell me why
The first to ask
Is the last to give
Every time

What you say
And do not mean
Follows too close behind

Cos she had diamonds on the inside
She had diamonds on the inside
She wore diamonds on the inside
Diamonds

Like a soldier
Standing long under fire
Any change comes as a relief
Let the giver's name remain unspoken
For she is just a generous thief

But she had diamonds on the inside
Cos she had diamonds on the inside
She wore diamonds on the inside
She wore diamonds

Oh diamonds
She had diamonds
She wore diamonds
Diamonds

Thank you/abermose

DreamerKind said...

Orchids

Maria Taylor:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j61ofP6MHq8

I won't get mad
And I won't break in two
Cause I understand you

I'll take this change
And let my clothes soak with rain
As I study orchid blooms

And some can't live
Unless they feed on fallen leaves
And so you'll let me down
To come alive
When you comfort me

And I've watched you change
I've heard your words rearrange
Played back from the start

And if I did teach you anything at all
I hope it was to love
With all your heart

And lay open wide
With imperfect symmetry
And so you'll love like you
And I will love like me

And to be reborn
They have to go to seed
And so, angel
You will have to set me free

Thank you/privatepracticemusic

olivia said...

Dear Rose and Roseland,

Have a wonderful Friday! Spring Break has finally arrived, thank goodness.

What a wonderful week of Rob and Kristen happiness in Paris. Now, wishing them privacy, quality alone, family and friends time. Hoping that they will now stay under the radar and be happy ninjas.

Very happy for Tom and Sienna. Such a lovely pic of them.

Teeth, good luck with the midterms. Thank you for the tip about the studyblue site. It looks great and I will mention it to my students.

Kenzz, thank goodness your sweet son is home safe and sound and recovering well. ((Hugs))

Hope everyone else is doing well and has a lovely Friday.

Hugs for y'all.
Hugs for Smitty, Gruff and Syd.
Life is good.

DreamerKind said...

Stopping now, to smell the flowers, for a few peaceful hours.

My best to you, Rose, Smitty, Gruff, Syd and every lovely, one of you.

"We're starting up a brand new day."

Annie said...

Good morning all.
....And we 're back to the chilly temps again here.

Rob and Kristen are back in LA safely......check.

LA paps are still assholes.......check

Ninnies are still delusional, hateful wackos.........check.

Looking forward to all of the great things in store for Rob and Kristen this year and beyond.
Be well and happy.

Off to have a cup of coffee. Take care everybody.

Leni said...

Awesome post Rose - thanks!
I had to laugh because of that phantom gif LOL

Have a great day everybody :)

Kenzz said...

Annie; another great comment from you...check!

Olivia: <3

DK: great playlist from our favorite DJ!

So proud of Kristen, Tom, and fellow cast of On The Road. That trailer is just... Wow!

Hugs to Smitty, Gruff, & Syd... Good times, they are a comin' !!

olivia said...

A quick dash by this evening dear Roseland,

Such excitement with so many great movies coming this year. Just saw the OTR trailer. This will be monumental. Best wishes to Kristen, Tom and the entire cast and crew.

May we dream of an OTR/BA gathering at the Cannes FF?

A little "beat' goodie, in celebration and anticipation, because their influence has been amazing.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=uKRBQG6zUWo


Hugs for y'all.
Hugs for Smitty, Gruff and Syd.
Have a great weekend!

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katy said...

Good morning Roseland

Just seen the OTR trailer, looks AMAZING!!! CANNOT WAIT!!

Olivia, I am thinking that Cosmopolis and OTR, is definitely a YES at the Cannes Festival.

Love the new banner, Rose!!!

Happy Saturday eveyone. Take care.

angelica1 said...

Morning all. Glad Rob aand Kristen made it home safely,despite scumbag paps. Loved the OTR trailer!!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Good Morning ROSELAND

I'm watching a little BD2 while eating my breakfast and I meant to tell you that the lady in the theater that gets up and walks down the stairs is a carbon copy of my mother at that age. I had to put it on pause so I could get a really good look at her face. My mother was born in 1918. I wasn't born yet when she looked like that but I've seen pictures of her in hats and outfits exactly like that...from the forties...unbelievable :)

ANGELICA, KATY, and OLIVIA....Good Morning Ladies!
I am very excited to see On The Road! Is there any news yet about a concrete date for Bel Ami in the US?

Rhonda said...

Morning all, happy Saturday..

Rose, I love the new avi..

I'm happy to see Rob and Kristen made it home safely. More than a little disgusted over the paps, though. There should be laws to stop that type of hounding.

I watched the OTR trailer. Loved it! The book has always been one of my favorites. I'm so looking forward to seeing the movie :)

Rhonda said...

Oops, typo...

Rose, I meant I love the new 'Banner'...

olivia said...

Dear Rose,

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Rob in the gray hoody is one of my all time favorite pics. Made me smile big time.

Have a lovely Saturday, dear Roseland.
Off to work at the shop for half a day.

Hugs for y'all.
Hugs for Smitty, Gruff and Syd.

olivia said...

Quick ((hug)) for you Rhonda, Super, Angelica and Katy!
Bye, am out the door. Will peek in late this afternoon.

Freddie said...

Hi to the early birds (Katy, Angelica, Rhonda, Olivia, Super) and everyone else,

I'm just popping in quickly before I head out for some fun (aka shopping) to wish everyone a great day. I hope everyone is well.

I guess it's unanimous.....love the banner.

Take care all.

Dottie said...

Hey everybody!

Wow! The OTR trailer is stunning & really captures the feel of the book IMO. Can't wait to see the entire movie!

Enjoy the week end, friends!

ali mac said...

I agree the new banner is one of my top ten Rob photos!!

The OTR trailer looks really good, How good would it be if we did get a double in Cannes, is it too much to wish for??!!

I finally got to see my new niece today, and she is a little bundle of joy, so dainty and beautiful :0)