The way you move — you orient yourself around him without even thinking about it.
When he moves, even a little bit, you adjust your position at the same time.
Like magnets… or gravity.
You’re like a… satellite, or something.
This always happens.
I go away for a few days...
And my email is overflowing.
I was going to share some of the more interesting
and amusing ALL CAPS SHOUTY emails with you...
But maybe another time.
Because I'm distracted.
By stuff...
First off...
We got this.
Lots and lots of this.
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Yeah.
Robert walking is intoxicating to me.
I'm sorry.
But it is.
Maybe to the ordinary person...
There isn't anything special about the way Robert walks
But its more than that to me.
There has always been this kind of adorable
awkward charm to the way he moves.
Maybe it's because he knows he's being watched
and photographed
and studied
(Sorry Rob)
I don't know.
But seeing pictures of Robert walking...
make me smile.
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| And the Beat Goes On... |
It sure does.
So Rob turns up in NYC to support
someone at something or other.
Sorry if the details escape me...
But it doesn't really matter.
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| "I miss you" |
Kristen turns up at some concert in LA.
(OK, it was Florence and the Machine)
PapaStew was the BG of the night.
So what happens?
Well...
Lets see.
1. Rob and Kristen aren't in the same city.
They broke up.
2. Rob and Kristen are in the same city.
PR.
3. Rob is seeing his secret long suffering girlfriend Jessica.
4. Kristen is seen wearing the ring and necklace
that Rob gave her.
Famewhore.
5. Rob is going out every weekend!
He is single.
6. Kristen is alone eating tacos
and going to concerts with her father.
Famewhore.
7. Various magazines and tabloids are declaring
that Rob and Kristen are back together!
Kristen and Summit OWN those media outlets!!
She controls US, People etc and tells them what to say!
8. This is ALL PR!!!
It will be PR until the DVD comes out!
My thoughts?
1 and 2. Rob and Kristen have been in different cities
so many times over the course of the last four years.
Why is it a big deal still?
I'm not sure why people always expect them to show up together
ALL THE TIME.
Especially now.
Close your eyes and imagine what would happen if
Rob and Kristen showed up in NYC.
What do you see?
Chaos?
Unbridled stalking and harassment?
Can you imagine how their showing up anywhere
in a public situation would divert all attention
from the event...
and how it would all be trained on them?
Why would they do that?
Why would they want to subject themselves to that?
3. The super secret girlfriend.
They even named her.
Kinda like a well loved puppy.
Jessica must really be special.
She manages to stay (kinda) secret for years...
She puts up with Rob kissing on
hanging out with...
Hugging. Touching.
Living with Kristen.
Wow.
Are we sure that Jessica isn't in fact a puppy?
You know...
Loyal. Loving.
You leave them for a while...
and they still are there waiting for you
when you come back
with tail wagging.
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| Blonde "Jessica" |
4. It always comes back to the RING and the NECKLACE.
So much importance is placed on those 'tokens'.
Some people think they have debunked the significance of those items.
But just making up shit and stating it as fact
isn't debunking anything.
It's just rationalizations when you can't accept the truth.
What's true?
Those 2 items are obviously very important to Kristen.
She wears them ALL THE TIME.
She has stated in interviews what they mean...
and where she got them from.
Simple.
5. Yes... Rob has gone out without Kristen.
But he has also been seen with Kristen.
Again...
A picture of them together is big money.
You realize they are more aware of this than anyone... right?
You do realize that the last thing
Rob and Kristen want to do
is give the paps what they want.
Right?
6. No matter what Kristen does...
She will be called nasty vile names.
She breathes.
She's doing it for attention.
I have never understood how people can claim
that Kristen is desperate for attention.
Does she look like someone who wants that?
Has she ever?
Kristen could become a nun...
and people would find fault.
Sup Haters?
7. I love how idiots claim that Kristen's 'people'
are the ones running to People/US/whoever else.
Kristen has such power over these media outlets!
She tells them what to say!
She tells them what to hide!
Oh except to stop them from posting the original pictures.
Just that.
Otherwise she is the all encompassing evil of the world!!
8. And last but never least...
The ongoing "PR" claim.
I know you all find this as tedious as I do.
So...
Rob and Kristen are only back together
(except they never truly broke up)
to promote BD2?
So...
Why in hell aren't they out there doing their job?
Why didn't Kristen go to NY?
Why haven't they been parading around their 'togetherness'?
Wouldn't this be the most opportune time to do just that?
But no.
Rob and Kristen aren't on anyone's clock.
They don't prostitute out their private lives
for anyone.
Sure... they will make red carpet appearances
and other public functions...
But no one is telling them what to do
on their personal time.
They aren't puppets performing on command.
Rob and Kristen show up together.
PR.
Rob and Kristen don't show up together.
They broke up.
You can't have it both ways.
If Rob is indeed single...
How would he possibly be able to
portray himself as part of a PR couple?
Sense.
Try and make some.
Just once.
Right now idiots are clinging to the release
of the BD2 DVD as the last gasp of PR.
What will they blame it on when they are still together?
What voodoo PR theory will they come up with next?
I'm sure the collective Ninnie minds
are already trying to come up with something...
It might take a while.
OK.
On to better things.
And what is better than Rob walking?
What I ask you...
What?
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| Shaggy and Scrappy together again!! |
Rob and Tom walking!!
I mean...
Seriously.
Wait.
**deep breath**
OK.
Robert.
Thomas.
Together.
Walking.
Beanies.
Scruffy.
**deep breath**
How completely adorable are they?
Truly.
Intoxicating.
This makes up for all the bullshit drama
that is for the most part...
Self inflicted.
People concern themselves with things that don't matter.
Get worked up over trivial shit.
Rob and Kristen are...
and always have been...
Together.
Isn't that the way they always end up?
Why yes...
Yes it is.
This post is brought to you by Magnets.
Which we know Rob and Kristen are to each other.
It's hard to come between magnets
and pull them apart.
The force is strong.
Force = Love
Ask not what Rob and Kristen
can do for us...
Ask what we can do for Rob and Kristen.
Until next time.
Bye for now.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 227 of 227Thanks for the common sense and truth, amongst the crazy. You always nail it. :) xoxo Kelly1918EC
I love the song DAncing cheek to cheek, the version sung by Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong
Cheek to cheek
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeisCvjwBMo
Heaven
I'm in heaven
And my heart beats
So that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find
The happiness I seek
When we're out together
Dancing cheek to cheek
Heaven
I'm in heaven
And the cares
That hung around me
Through the week
Seem to vanish
Like a gamblers
Lucky streak
When we're out together
Dancing cheek to cheek
Oh
I love to climb a mountain
And to reach the highest peak
But it doesn't thrill me
Half as much
As dancing cheek to cheek
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/f/frank+sinatra/cheek+to+cheek_20055299.html ]
Oh
I love to go out fishing
In a river, or a creek
But I don't enjoy it half
As much as dancing
Cheek to cheek
Dance with me
I want my arm about you
That charm about you
Will carry me through to
Heaven
I'm in heaven
And my heart beats
So that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find
That happiness I seek
When we're out together
Swinging cheek to cheek
Come on and dance with me
I want my arm about you
That charm about you
Will carry me through
Right up to
Heaven
I'm in heaven
And my heart beats
So that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find
That happiness I seek
When we're out
Together dancing
Out together dancing
Out together dancing
Cheek to cheek
@Topaz
I wholeheartedly agree about what you think of that song.
Sam Bradley's "Only Human" has meaningful lyrics, too (couldn't find them before when I posted it).
Only Human
Sam Bradlty & Grace Lindsey (sister):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rquCga0jZ5Y
I don’t mind, Babe
If you’re helpless
Or you’re wealthless
Only human
If your love is
Only something that you wore
Thrown myself in to the deep end
Cause you’re weeping
Only human
If my word is
Only something you want more
And, oh, pick yourself up
Off the floor
Put that drink down on the bar
We won’t be here for long
I know a better place
For every reason that you’ve given
Just excuses
Only human
You ain’t foolin’ anyone
Come through that door
Take a minute, if you need it
And start breathing
Only human
Let us see that hopeful smile
That you once wore
Thank you/samueltube1
@Topaz
My number will be up one of these days, so I'd rather be older and wiser, than reliving my youth. Passing along my philosophy, hard earned and hardcore, is my goal.
Your husband has great taste in music, and probably gets his way, once in a while. :)
DK, wow, agree...what beautiful lyrics by sung by Sam and his sister grace. It's my first time hearing it. Thanks for sharing:) I wonder when he wrote it? I like Sam's voice. A while back, I listened to some of his songs that he sang at one of his gigs on youtube and he's great.
Taking a little break to put fresh sheets on my bed for my sweet smelling self! I'll check back in soon.
DK, yes he gets his way, especially when he's most passionate about something, like wine, and beer. He got me into drinking wine and I drink some good imported beer once in a while. He loves to go to wine country, so we go often, and he loves to brew his own beer at home. I still haven't figured out what chemical to use to clean off the brown and black stains he left behind on one of the burners.
DK, I'm calling it a night, sweet lady. My hubby is getting impatient with my typing...
Good night:)
Good rest, Topaz! You are very fortunate in your loving partner, sharing wine, beer and life enjoyment. I'm about to close shop myself.
Melodie D'Amour (Melody Of Love)
The Ames Brothers (1957):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ul0xpo_NC0&feature=related
Melodie d'amour
Take this song to my lover
Shoo shoo little bird
Go and find my love
Melodie d'amour
Serenade at her window
Shoo shoo little bird
Sing my song of love
Oh tell her I will wait
If she names a date
Tell her that I care
More than I can bear
For when we are apart
How it hurts my heart
So fly oh fly away
And say that I hope and pray
This lovers melody
Will bring her back to me
Oh tell her how I yearn
Long for her return
Say I miss her so
More than she could know
Melodie d'amour
Serenade at her window
Shoo shoo little bird
Tell her of my love
Thank you/artidex2010
Lyrics: wwww.oldielyrics.com
KAMI
OMG........That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while! I knew you would do it...:)
Hi DK and ALL
have a great day...just checking in on my way out....
Hey Roseland -
Dang, I missed all the good music.
Will be humming those tunes, though.
My high school's (where I teach) drama department performed "PIPPIN" last night - that was a blast from the past. DK - you would have loved it!
KAMI
Explain the cat please lol
thanks rose.......robsten forever!!!!
Ali, I saw this picture of this cat on Facebook, he has apparently been recently shaved and he does NOT look healthy, and he's sitting up like a human. This cat looks PISSED and very hungover lol. So Super saw it on my Facebook page and dared me to make it my Cover photo, and I took that dare and upped it a little by making it my avi here.
Oh my gosh, I just came across your blog and I truly love love love it. It saddens me to read that you have haters out there. really? It is your right to have freedom of press, write what you want. I love it. I love your writing style, your dedication to both Rob and Kristen, and you are just amazing. Please do not forget that you have many "lovers" out here.Reading your blog has made me laugh harder than I have in quite a while, Thank you so much!
Good afternoon ladies
@rebecca
Welcome
We do have some fun here and Rose is the best :-)
@ ginger
I missed seeing the news this morning, was it the little girl's body that was found?
Well, breaks over, I'll check in later.
KAMI
That's not so bad I thought maybe it was your cat and you liked to shave it's tale lol The poor thing!!I will now return to thinking you are normal ;0)
@Pam- lazy day off playing video games - the body was dismembered so they don't know yet
YES YES YES finally Rob and the mystery blonde, well glad that one is solved.. shit I work with mostly men..damn I talked to 6 of them today oh god does that mean I'm having an affair?
Such drama over nothing well I suppose it made a few harpies happy. Moving on...
Pearl lighten up.
If you think we're all idiots, why come here? Why waste your breath on us? I'd use my energy for better and happier things in stead of arguing with a blog dedicated to R&K. I must be missing something.
I probably never got the memo of how rewarding it is to argue and argue just because I can.
LOL Ali, now worries, our cat doesn't have a tail so he's safe! Wouldn't say I'm 'normal' but i'm close lol
KAMI now I want to know it it's a manx cat or if something happened its tail?
New Rose! Off we go!
Ginger
It doesn't look good if the body was dismembered, someone didn't want anyone to figure out who it is. Seems to much of a coincidence to not be her unless it's multiple crimes.
I see the rag mags are letting the fans do the work of debunking Rob's friend. Their reading all the comments people are making to keep the stories going.
i love you! thank you you make me smile, although i miss them so much...
THNAK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm so happy, that i found your page.
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