What's being talked about around the old water cooler
1. I guess we should start with this one.
Rob was seen driving in his neighborhood
with a 'mysterious Kristen Stewart lookalike'
(honestly... do the rags overuse mysterious a tad much?)
Kristen Stewart Lookalike.
I will admit she resembles Kristen.
But of course...
IT CAN'T BE HER.
I honestly don't know.
I do know this much...
if these pictures were posted before May
No one would have really questioned who that was.
Everyone would have just thought it was Kristen.
But now of course...
Everything is over analyzed
and everyone is so SURE of what they believe.
But come on now
WE DON'T KNOW FOR SURE.
No matter who you claim it to be
No matter how red Kristen's hair is
No matter how much you hope its not...
or that it is.
(I thought it looked like Drew Barrymore! Hahahaha)
Can I tell you a secret?
I'm MUCH more fascinated in what's in the back of the truck.
A ping pong table?
Who would have ever thought Rob would just be
putting all kinds of shit in the back of his truck?
What a 'man of the people'
Are you proud?
He has trash bags in the back...
People go crazy.
Make up stories.
He puts a ping pong table in the back
and he's got a new girlfriend!
He carried a bunch of baby furniture sometime?
Or maybe some coffins.
Or he packed the whole back with clowns...
The possibilities are ENDLESS!
What will Rob carry next??
I don't know about you...
But that's what has got me
on the edge of my fucking seat.
Come on Rob!
Show me something I don't know.
2. Kristen went to Paris!
(so that means it can't be her in the truck...
There she is.
And if you ask me
(and you did...you just don't remember)
I'm not saying that is Kristen in the truck
with someone who looks like Rob.
(Is it Rob? Maybe it's Kristen
and a mysterious Rob Pattinson lookalike?)
I'm not saying that at all.
Her hair really looks red there...
God I hope you all are laughing at this ridiculous
fandom as much as I am.
Please tell me you are.
Thomas and Sienna.
Burberry Ad campaign.
I have to admit that they are fucking adorable together.
I adore Tom on a whole different level here...
I just do.
And do you think it would be easy for me
to turn Nonienna?
I could play the Ninnie playing cards
and hate her for her being with Tom...
or constantly harp on her past mistakes
(and seemingly, some Ninnies have no problem with Sienna
and her past... curious... yes?)
I could make lame twitter accounts and attack
anyone who works with her or says a kind word about her...
I could make blogs and tumblrs
just ripping her to shreds.
I could spend hours a day
just talking shit about her on twitter....
But no. I wouldn't EVER do that.
And do you want to know why?
(you asked...you just don't remember)
Well... for starters... I'm not a fucking psycho.
And truly, being a fucking psycho obviously takes a lot of time and energy
and who besides fucking psychos have that kinda time?
But because I can look at Tom...
And the way he looks at Sienna
and SEE how happy he is.
SEE how happy she makes him.
He is completely smitten.
(Behaving much like someone else we all know)
It's not about what I want.
It's about what makes Tom happy.
(that makes me happy)
And that happens to be Sienna.
Is Tom happy?
Look at him.
That's all that matters.
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The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart.
Until next time.
Bye for now