|Rob really seems to be enjoying himself here...|
This has been kinda a shitty week... hasn't it?
There are people that I love...who are sick.
No justice for Trayvon.
(and I'm not going to say any more on that topic)
And Corey Monteith died.
I really liked him.
He was talented... and seemed so sweet.
And now he's gone so young.
Sometimes you just want to get away from sad stuff...
Sometimes you just want to have a laugh.
You came to the right place, Folks.
For today is email day.
I pulled out some of the more amusing
questions/statements from recent emails.
The bits and pieces of emails
you are about to read are true.
The spelling might be changed so you can understand them.
Because let's face it...
These be some stupids peoples.
They so dumbs.
Why do you even pretend to like Rob?
All you care about is Rob with Kristen.
You should change the name of this blog to Robsten Intoxciation.
ZZZZZZZZZZZ. If you tell me what intoxciation is...
Why do you have to be such a nasty bitch about fans being proud of Rob?
What's wrong with that?
He's finally free of that home-wrecker and we can properly idolize him now.
I gave MY opinion. You come to MY blog to read MY opinion.
Don't complain when you don't like what I have to say.
I think certain people in this fandom get carried away
with the fangirling over Robert.
It's crossed the line to C.R.E.E.P.Y.
(and yeah... if you think I'm talking about you... I probably am.)
Shoe. Fits. Slide. It. On.
What do you think about Kristen's new ring?
Do you think its from Rob?
Yes. No. To get to the other side.
Do you think Rob and Kristen are together right now?
I don't think they have ever been far apart.
Stupid sheeps. Your so delusional. Robsten is over. Deal with it.
If you really believed that you wouldn't be bothered by what 'sheeps' say.
You wouldn't work so hard pushing your agenda
on Kristen's friends twitter/insta accts.
The "sheeps" are just calmly grazing in the field...
eating clover and being all soft and warm and fuzzy and cute.
Meanwhile the hyenas are frantic and desperate...
scared of what is about to happen.
And you have EVERY reason to be scared...
*cue evil laugh*
Hey bitch! What are your plans to celebrate the Rupsten anniversary?
I bet you can't wait! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
I plan to have a party!
Get ready for some FUN sheep!
Yes. I'm so SURE this 'anniversary' means so much to you! But truly...
what are you going to do any differently than you have the last 365 days?
Be vile and disgusting about Kristen?
Post those same tired 50 pictures?
Make up lies and innuendo to try and hurt someone you don't know?
You do that EVERYDAY...
You cling to to that day like it's your reason for living...
Not like its your reason for living... It IS your reason for living.
Only the Hags and the Rags haven't moved on from a year ago.
Think about how you supposedly have gotten what you wanted...
and you still are living in the past.
A fucking YEAR.
Kristen owns you.
Lock. Stock. And bottom of the barrel.
Who do you think is in the truck with Rob?
Money. Sex. Money. Sex. Cat.
What happened with Bear and Bernie?
Did Rob really take both the dogs away from Kristen?
No. Rob wouldn't ever take the dogs away from Kristen.
Idiots want to believe that Rob and Kristen never talk or see each other
and that is pure fiction.
You'd be surprised at just how much...
Kristen loves those dogs just as much as Rob does.
I find it amusing that when Bernie came into the picture
Haters screamed it was only Kristen's dog!
Rob has Bear... Kristen has Bernie!
They even called Bernie a FAMEWHORE!
But now... they both belong to Rob?
Bear and Bernie belong to both Rob and Kristen...
|walk this way.|
Why do you seem so down on Dior Rob?
Have I said anything remotely negative about Rob at all?
Or are you confusing the fact that I find people gushing over the most
ridiculous detail hilarious and open to sarcasm?
"ROB IS WEARING A WHITE SHIRT! MY OVARIES ARE EXPLODING!"
(and these women have LOTS of ovaries cuz those bitches are exploding
all the damn time)
"ROB IS SITTING IN A BATHTUB! WET ROB! (except he's not)
"LOOK AT THE WAY HE IS LOOKING AT THE MODEL OFF CAMERA!
"GAWD I CAN'T TAKE IT! HE'S KILLING ME!"
People seem to forget... these ads were shot over 6 months ago.
They act like it happened yesterday and now Rob is all hot with this model.
Anyone but Kristen... right?
And for the record.
I'm excited to see this ad campaign and I'm thrilled for Rob
I follow both Rob and Kristen's careers very closely.
I'm so happy they are both back to work...
because I think that is when they are happiest.
I buy tickets to see their movies.
I buy all the movies when they come out on DVD.
No, I don't always post my thoughts about it here
Mostly because this isn't a 'news' blog...
And mostly cuz you can go to RobertPattinsonLife and KristenStewartNews
to get all the info you may crave and desire...
I fucking ADORE Tom Sturridge.
They both look incredible in this picture...
This post is brought to you by what you know.
You know even less now.
Bye for now