Rob and Kristen- Can They GET Any Closer?

*slipping on Rose-colored glasses*

Ah... that's better.

"What pretty rosy glasses you have, Grandma!"

(did you get the grandma part? Did ya?)

"The better to not see the bullshit, my dear!"

OK.

So here we are again.

Sometimes writing a blog every day gets kinda hard.

Especially when there isn't much to talk about.

Kinda same shit...

Different day.

Well... you know the drill.

So I'm posting lots and lots of Rob and Kristen

being forced to hang out and be together.

Forced to get close and personal.

You know how it goes.

So many pictures.

So many photo ops.

(And please... this whole post is DRIPPING with sarcasm

so don't even fucking go there... OK?)

Kinda weird, though...

I always thought that if you wanted to be seen...

That you would like...

BE SEEN.

Not just scrambling through airports 

and hiding in (and behind) cars

You know what I mean... right?

If you were performing for the cameras...

Why don't I see the performance?

Isn't that what staging a romance is all about?

 

We see brief glimpses into their lives.

Only moments.

There is a marked difference to how they are when they

know the cameras will be there...

To how they are when they think they are not being watched.

Complete opposite of a 'showmance'

Because they don't put on a show

Ever.

Rob's natural reaction to Kristen.

Smiles.

Getting Closer.

Bigger Smiles.

Even Closer.

And as close as you can get.

So what do we have?

Intimacy.

Smiles.

Touching.

Did you ever notice...

That the closer Robert and Kristen appear

The angrier and bitter some people get?

It's absolutely fascinating.

What are they going to do in the coming months (years)?

They are only going to get CLOSER.

What happens then?

IMPLOSION!

I suggest everyone purchase a pair of Rose colored glasses...

and perhaps a sturdy umbrella

and maybe even some good boots and a raincoat.

I see a major FOAMSTORM on the horizon.

Steady foam.

Constant foam.

BEWARE OF THE FOAM!

I'm thinking we might want to build ourselves an ark...

No Hyenas Allowed.

;)

OK... so the glasses slipped a little...

Sue me.

I was told I eat hate 'with a spoon'.

I talk about hate.

I admit it.

But I don't hate anyone.

And really...

I'm not talking about YOU.

Am I?

I've always thought of HYENA

as a vague generalization

Nothing specific.

Unless..

You THINK I'm talking about you.

Because this just gives me an excuse to throw in

one of my favorite sayings.

If the shoe fits...

Slide the bitch on.

This post is brought to you by the letters *S* and *F*

S for shoes.

We need some good ones for...

are you ready...

for...

TWIRLING!!!

Lots and Lots of TWIRLING!

F for Foam/Foamers/Foaming

I'm telling you...

The foam is TOXIC.

Stay away from the foam.

I repeat...

Don't Go Near The Foam!

Enjoy chasing your tails.

(Hint: You will never catch them)

;)

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- It's Not a Big Deal?

It's NOT a big deal...

It doesn't mean anything...

It's all PR!

It's NO big deal!

It doesn't mean a thing...

It's PR! PR!

It's no big deal!!!

PR! PR! PR!

It's no big deal...

It's PR! PR! PR!

It's not a big deal...

Doesn't mean a thing...

PR. PR.

Please be PR.

No. Big. Deal?

*Whimper*

*Whine*

*Foam*

IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL!!!

IT DOESN'T MEAN A THING!

IT'S ALL PR!!!!

;)

Bye for now.

Day 11- Is a Picture Worth 1000 Words?

So.
There was an interview posted
Where Kristen said:

The rumors persist that you have an affair with your twilight castmate Robert Pattinson.

We get on well and became great friends while shooting. But beside Robert I found other new friends on the Twilight-Set, too. A lot of people don´t understand, that women and men actually can be just friends, without concerning a sexual connection.

So what does it mean?
Is Kristen saying that she's 'just friends' with Rob?
Is she making a general statement?
Is she revealing some truth?
Is she being vague?

I will leave it up to you to decide.
Honestly?
I read the article and shrugged.
I take all written articles with a grain of salt.
Pro-Robsten or not.
But then I went onto all the Rob sites
and watched the fireworks.
And man... there was a lot to
OOOH and AHHHH about.

There were intense arguments.
People from both sides of the debate...
dissecting every fucking word.
Every syllable.
Every letter.
It's actually incredible the amount of time and effort
people are willing to put into something...
To prove their point.
And oh so fascinating...

I preferred to sit back and watch...
Only commenting when G was attacked
on her own blog.
You don't mess with G.
Ever.

My opinion?
Hmmm.

I will say this...

1. Nonstens have taken this interview as
proof of what they believe.
That's cool.
But I will always have the pictures of
Rob and Kristen snuggling at the KOL concert...
Hotel balconies... etc...
Need I go on?
And.
A picture is worth
a 1000 words.
:)

2. And.
If all those pictures of
Rob and Kristen...
Hanging out together...
Were of Rob and someone else?
People would be ALL over that shit.
They would be shouting from the rooftops
that Rob was dating this someone else.
Because.
When you spend a lot of time with someone...
and every time you are out..
you are with this person...
People would automatically think
that you wanted to be with that person.
Right?

Anyone but Kristen.

Insert Ashley into those pictures with Rob.
Rob snuggling Ashley at the KOL concert.
Rob and Ashley with their legs wrapped

around each other in a limo.
Rob and Ashley positively glowing every time they saw each other.
Pictures of Rob and Ashley
going out to dinner...
Shopping...
Hanging out backstage at concerts...
Yeah.
People would be talking about
Robley or Ashbert
Or something.
You know it.
I know it.

Except its Kristen.
In every picture.

1000 words.

Bye for now ♥

Robsten Rorschach Test

There is always so much drama surrounding pictures

of Rob and Kristen...

People actually get all emotional and strange

If you don't see things their way.

It's all a matter of perception, isn't it?

I look at a cloud... I see Rob.

You look at a cloud... You see Rob.

Wait. That's not what I mean.

People see what they want to see.

What they want to believe they see.

It doesn't necessarily make anyone right...

Or wrong.

But the degree you are willing to be right...

or to prove someone wrong...

Well... That's when it gets scary.

So I decided to do a

Robsten Rorschach Test.

You know...

Its a psychiatric test

A doctor shows you an inkblot...

You tell him what you see.

Except...

I'm gonna show 3 people

A Robsten picture...

They will tell us what they see.

RR is Raving Robsten

NN is Nasty Nonsten

and then we have

AN who is Abbey Normal.

And here we go...

RR: OMG! Rob and Kristen are SO in love!!

He has his arm around her.

He is looking at her with such love!

They are SO SO SO together!

NN: UGH.

KSpew is so ugly.

What is up with her gross hair?

Rob looks like he thinks she smells.

He seems to be saying 'Why are you touching me?'

I always stand with guys like that.

It doesn't mean ANYTHING.

AN: Nice picture.

Rob and Kristen look pretty comfy together.

Why is that other guy there?

He looks like he really wants to belong...

like he is trying really hard to be noticed.

RR: OMG! Rob and Kristen are SO SO SO in love!

Look how close they are!

They are SO into each other!

It looks like they are going to kiss!!

NN: Ewwwwww!

KSpew is so sweaty and ugly.

Gross!

Rob looks like he doesn't want to touch her

He looks like he is yelling at her

to get away from him because she smells!

I sit at concerts like this all the time.

It doesn't mean ANYTHING!

AN: Wow.

That's a pretty intimate picture.

They look like they are very happy

being so close together.

It looks like they are enjoying themselves.

RR: OMG! Kristen has her legs wrapped around Robs!

They are SO SO SO in love!

NN: KSpew is ugly. I hate her.

She is the root of all evil.

It looks like she has trapped poor Rob.

Look at his face! He wants to get away from her!

I sit in limos with my legs wrapped around

guys ALL THE TIME!

Doesn't mean ANYTHING.

AN: Hmmm.

Another intimate picture.

A lot of space in a limo.

Yet, they are sitting there with

their legs wrapped around each other.

RR: Awww... Look at the way Kristen is staring lovingly at Rob.

They are SO SO SO in love!

NN: KSpew looks stoned.

Rob probably is too to let her get so close.

They are at a concert.

They have to get close to hear each other talk.

I talk to people like this all the time.

It doesn't mean ANYTHING.

AN: Kristen looks like she really likes Rob here.

Another intimate photo.

They seem to have fun with each other.

a lot.

(pic from Twilight-Gossip.com)

RR: OMG!!! Rob is SO SO SO in love with Kristen!

Look at the way he is smiling at her!

NN: Big deal.

Rob isn't even reacting to KSpew.

He's laughing at something Billy Burke said.

Rob only puts up with Kristen because they work together.

I laugh with co-workers like that all the time.

It doesn't mean ANYTHING.

AN: There seem to be a lot of pictures like this.

Rob and Kristen...

Looking at each other...

and smiling.

Nice.

That concludes my Robsten Rorschach Test for today.

I will bring it back again...

For further analysis.

What do YOU see?

*any similarities between Abbey Normal and myself

is strictly coincidence and any similarities between

Raving Robsten or Nasty Nonsten to anyone

living or dead...

Well... that's just sad, isn't it?

:)

Bye for now ♥

Is Perception... Reality?

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality...

Tell me.

What do you see?

I see Rob and Kristen....

Looking rather intently into each others eyes...

Like it's a familiar place to be.

A place that they share...

A lot.

What do you see?

I see two people who are very close.

Not just physically.

But intimately.

Emotionally.

I see Rob and Kristen...

having their bodies touch...

As much as possible.

What do you see?

I see Rob and Kristen...

Happy to be together.

Happy to finally share their smiles...

Happy to look into each others eyes...

Happy to be touching...

Again.

What do you see?

I see Rob and Kristen.

Comfortable.

Familiar.

Smiling.

Sharing the moment.

Glad that the other is there.

What do you see?

I was sent this video.

It's blurry. It's fuzzy.

It shows two people...

One could be Rob.

One could be Kristen.

They could be kissing.

I watched it a few (million) times...

I know what I want to see...

What do you see?

Bye for now ♥

*I apologize if this video offends you because it is stalkeriffic.

But since we really can't be sure WHO is in the video...

What the hell.*

Robsten Proof?

I can't wait to hear the excuses.

The rationalizations.

Because you know you will.

I can hear it now...

"You have to lean into someone to hear what they are saying at a concert."

"I always press my lips onto someone elses when I want to know what they are saying."

"The pictures are so blurry... You can't really see what is going on."

"It's just two friends discussing the music of the Kings of Leon."

"It doesn't prove anything."

Well...

A part of me wants to be a total brat and just giggle and say...

"Nanner, Nanner... TOLD YA SO!"

But I don't have to say it.

Why?

Because you can fucking SEE it.

It's right there in front of you.

Rob and Kristen are so IN to each other.

Stages 1 and 2 of Robsten will be in full force today...

Denial and Anger.

But seriously... come the fuck into stage 5.

Acceptance.

It's actually quite peaceful here.

It's a happy place.

I know I'm fucking smiling.

Bye for now ♥

P.S. I know these pics look intrusive...

But I'm pretty sure Rob and Kristen knew

that they were being watched...

and obviously didn't seem to care.

They were in a public place,

in a crowd of people at a concert...

And for the sake of Robsten?

I had to do it.