*slipping on Rose-colored glasses*
Ah... that's better.
"What pretty rosy glasses you have, Grandma!"
(did you get the grandma part? Did ya?)
"The better to not see the bullshit, my dear!"
So here we are again.
Sometimes writing a blog every day gets kinda hard.
Especially when there isn't much to talk about.
Kinda same shit...
Well... you know the drill.
So I'm posting lots and lots of Rob and Kristen
being forced to hang out and be together.
Forced to get close and personal.
You know how it goes.
So many pictures.
So many photo ops.
(And please... this whole post is DRIPPING with sarcasm
so don't even fucking go there... OK?)
Kinda weird, though...
I always thought that if you wanted to be seen...
That you would like...
Not just scrambling through airports
and hiding in (and behind) cars
You know what I mean... right?
If you were performing for the cameras...
Why don't I see the performance?
Isn't that what staging a romance is all about?
We see brief glimpses into their lives.
There is a marked difference to how they are when they
know the cameras will be there...
To how they are when they think they are not being watched.
Complete opposite of a 'showmance'
Because they don't put on a show
Rob's natural reaction to Kristen.
And as close as you can get.
So what do we have?
Did you ever notice...
That the closer Robert and Kristen appear
The angrier and bitter some people get?
It's absolutely fascinating.
What are they going to do in the coming months (years)?
They are only going to get CLOSER.
What happens then?
I suggest everyone purchase a pair of Rose colored glasses...
and perhaps a sturdy umbrella
and maybe even some good boots and a raincoat.
I see a major FOAMSTORM on the horizon.
BEWARE OF THE FOAM!
I'm thinking we might want to build ourselves an ark...
No Hyenas Allowed.
OK... so the glasses slipped a little...
I was told I eat hate 'with a spoon'.
I talk about hate.
I admit it.
But I don't hate anyone.
I'm not talking about YOU.
I've always thought of HYENA
as a vague generalization
You THINK I'm talking about you.
Because this just gives me an excuse to throw in
one of my favorite sayings.
If the shoe fits...
Slide the bitch on.
This post is brought to you by the letters *S* and *F*
S for shoes.
We need some good ones for...
are you ready...
Lots and Lots of TWIRLING!
F for Foam/Foamers/Foaming
I'm telling you...
The foam is TOXIC.
Stay away from the foam.
Don't Go Near The Foam!
Enjoy chasing your tails.
(Hint: You will never catch them)
Bye for now