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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Sore Thumb




Rob in Japan.
He looks happy, doesn't he?
I love when he smiles.
Cuz *I* smile.
Why is that?
Robert Pattinson
FUCKING
OWNS
ME.
Pretty simple, really.
Someone...somewhere...
mentioned that they were glad
that Rob was out of LA...
away from the paparazzi...
That he would find peace
in Japan.
He could 'hide out'.
Are you fucking KIDDING me?
Rob sticks out like the
proverbial sore thumb
(Robert's thumb...um...where was I?)
He fucking towers
over most of the people there...
And the Japanese fans...
aren't exactly known for
being relaxed and quiet...
But...
He is SMILING.
So I am SMILING.
And all is right
with the fucking world right now.
I love you, Robert Pattinson.
Bye for now

2 comments:

Trixie said...

Okay, the title of this comment made me LOL big, fat time!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, he fucking OWNS us.

Tess said...

I haven't seen him smile like this for a candid photo in months!

He will definitely draw attention in Japan...

1. He's foreign
2. His height
3. He's incredibly handsome

1..I'm hopeless

xo
T