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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Rob and Kristen- Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows

Guess what?
I'm NOT hungover!
Yeah... I've reread a couple of recent posts...
and it seems like I'm a fucking lush now.
I really don't drink that much all the time...
I think.
Goodness.
Grandma Lush.
Bwahahahaha!

I keep getting asked why I use #NanaRose on Twitter
and if I am REALLY a grandmother.
Oh man.
#NanaRose was born because some Foamers
 decided to lie and make up shit about me.
What a shocker!
I'm some geriatric twirling granny now.
Heh.
Although someday I do hope to be a grandmother...
My sons are far from ready to have kids of their own.
I dare say the people spewing that lie
are probably way older than I am...
;)

Just another example of Hyenas making up lies
to suit their delusions.
Hating on people they don't even know.
They do it all the time with Kristen and Robert
So I guess I'm in good company.

*Twirl*

Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together

Let's see.
Man I'm in a sarcastically obnoxious mood today.
And I can almost hear the response...
TODAY?
Shut up.
OK...
So now it looks like I'm talking to myself.
And I guess I kinda am.

So. 
There were some kinda creepy videos of 
Robert and Kristen (and Taylor, oh my)
From the PCA's.
And by creepy I mean...
These poor people never have a moments peace
even when the lights are low...
SOMEONE is always watching them.
Which brings me to my point in bringing this up.

Some people were all about how sweet they were.
Some people were all about how it just shows the same thing
we saw during the award show.
Nothing.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
Do people really expect Rob and Kristen to start making out?
They fucking KNOW that all these people are watching them.
They aren't going to GIVE you anything.
And just for the record...
It's pretty obvious that the whole
Taylor helping Kristen up the stairs was planned.
They both jumped right up and he escorted her up the stairs.
Good Grief.
Mountains out of Foamhills.

Brighter than a lucky penny,When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear
The Baftas are coming up.
Truly.
What will happen If/WHEN Rob and Kristen show up in London
TOGETHER again?
Oh I hope BD schedules lets them do this.
Kristen is kinda obligated to present the award, isn't she?
Robert is kinda obligated to be with her, isn't he?
I mean...
That's what boyfriends do.
And Robert is a superb boyfriend.

And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine.
 Final Thoughts.

1.  I have a lot of final thoughts...
But I've just decided that even though there is
lots of bullshit out there
I'm done.
At least for now.
I guess there is some truth to the saying...

If a hyena whines in the woods and no one hears it... 
Does it make a sound?
 
If everyone ignored them completely...
Would they disappear?
Outside of their oddly pathetic entertainment value...
(Cause Crazy is Funny!)
Their point of view
Their very existence is irrelevant.
They are already hiding behind locked forums 
and super secret attack sites.
Even they are embarrassed to be in public view.
 
Foaming Hyena

I'm often confronted by this dilemma.
Ignore the foam.
Or
Laugh at the foam.
Hmmm.
 
Is ignorance bliss?
What do you think?
 

I Think I Love You.

2. My final final thought.
Even though I remain completely
and totally intoxicated by
Robert Pattinson
You may have noticed a side addiction to
Thomas Sturridge.
What can I say?
It's good to spread the love around... right?

3. My adorable friend told me this joke the other day...

A man returns home late one night
with a duck under his arm
His wife is angry and waiting up for him.
The man says "This is the pig that I have been shagging"
The wife says "that's a duck you idiot"
and the man says "I was talking to the duck"


4. Rob was seen buying groceries recently...
First thing I read?
"Rob and Kristen don't shop together-
What kind of couple is that?"
Um.
DUH.
Yeah... that would be the way to go
if you didn't want to attract attention.
Sheesh.
Oh and by the way...

Rob and Kristen are living together.
They have been for quite some time.
Together.
As Always.
;)

This post is brought to you by the letter *R*

R for REALLY
They really really are.

R for Robert
Robert loves Kristen.


Bye for now
♥♥♥

844 comments:

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angelica1 said...

Dk - He's just brought me a blueberry muffin - I'll keep him until the end of the week and see how it goes :)

Birdie said...

Well, I am having my good old strong black coffee. I need a kickstart in the morning.

gwen said...

Ok its a double post, sorry.

Hi Birdie!

DreamerKind said...

@Gwen
Have a good meal. Maybe Neil will tweet you again, I'll see if I can wave the magic wand again.

Bren said...

Hi Birdie and Angelica,

I know, do you believe this lady...the biggest sex maniac, and today she is too old....lol

DK,

Do you mean I can't call you red hot mama, anymore?

DreamerKind said...

@Angelica1
Oh, better think carefully about trading for men with muffins are a premium lot.

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
You may call me what you wish.

The best sex you will ever have is in your mind. As in losing your mind, hoochie mama.

angelica1 said...

I find it odd that only those who would never make the cover of Vogue feel the need to comment on those who do - it's called sour grapes!

Annie - Yes she is,it seems to piss them off that people are naturally drawn to her because she's genuine.They should maybe try taking a leaf out of her book,they might be pleasantly surprised by the result.

Bren said...

Sweet Ladies of the Night,

I really have to go, I have to be at work at 11...It's 4:21 here, so I best get my zzz's.....

Have a beautiful day, everyone.

Later.

Birdie said...

Hey Gwen! So gad to see you back!

Annie, I agree! I just do not understand people that only feel good when they are putting someone else down(in jest or not). Kristen has so many positive things in her life and hopefully can ignore the BS.

Angelica,
You are such a hoot! I love reading about your hubby.

gwen said...

Bren-LOL

this time gotta go, im a receiving evil looks now. Have a great day everyone!

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
And the phrase "the little death" or in French "La petite mort" would apply to that, too.

How did you get me started on this, you Bathesheba.

angelica1 said...

Birdie - He's a one off,alright!

Birdie said...

Bren,
Have a wonderful day at work. I'm sure I will. I am on vacation next week,so hopefully will catch up with you for more than a few minutes!

angelica1 said...

Bye Bren :)

DreamerKind said...

@Bren & Gwen
See you when I do, and will be glad I did.

gwen said...

Screw the trolls and haters, they are so full of sh%t anyway. All they have is a pathetic life.

Bye. LOL

DreamerKind said...

Now I feel a little sorry that I made up a new term for Chelsea, since as you say, she will never be on the cover of Vogue.

That would make it understandable why she would make an example of herself, showing her lack of potential in that way, by comparing herself to Kristen.

Chelsea needs a pat on the back for honesty.

Birdie said...

Have to run! I have a job to do. See you all later. Have a fabulous day and to hell with all the negative naysayers!

DreamerKind said...

@Birdie
Fly off to work and we'll see you later especially on vacation when you're on it next week. :)

DreamerKind said...

# 9

All Together Now

Beatles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtjhW-ERoak

One, two, three, four
Can I have a little more?
Five, six, seven eight nine ten I love you.

A, B, C, D
Can I bring my friend to tea?
E, F, G H I J I love you.

Sail the ship, Jump the tree
Skip the rope, Look at me

All together now....

Black, white, green, red
Can I take my friend to bed?
Pink, brown, yellow orange blue I love you

All together now....

Sail the ship, Jump the tree
Skip the rope, Look at me

All together now....

Thank you/abcd77

DreamerKind said...

# 10

All You Need Is Love

Beatles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ98qac2UIM

Love, Love, Love.
Love, Love, Love.
Love, Love, Love.

There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.
It's easy.

Nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time.
It's easy.

All you need is love.
All you need is love.
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need.

Nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you’re meant to be.
It’s easy.

All you need is love.
All you need is love.
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need.

All you need is love (All together, now!)
All you need is love. (Everybody!)
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need (love is all you need).

Yee-hai!
Oh yeah!
She loves you, yeah yeah yeah.
She loves you, yeah yeah yeah.

Thank you/ParadiseCityPictures

DreamerKind said...

Lovelies
Time for me to light the rocket, in my pocket, and blast over to Mars for some diversion.

Have the finest of times today.

Winger said...

Okay, my first post here...little nervous:) I have been reading the posts here for a while. I love Rose's style...her play with words. I also have found this is a place where I don't NEED to post. I don't need anything from anyone here...no verification, no proof, no "clues" about anything. I like that this is a place where people can share and openly discuss Kristen, Rob, and yes...Tom. I like that it is laid back discussion, and I appreciate that Rose has given us (me) a place to just visit. Oh, I also wanted to tell Rose...AWESOME response to Found. Nothing else needs to be said...classic and to the point! You can't argue with a statement like F... Off!!!

deb said...

rose,
I love your colume I read it everday but I am wondering if u or anyone can explain why people alway's have to write I don't like Kristen whenever they write about meeting them, then they always backtrack and say well she really didn't do anything wrong and she did take a picture with us, Rob's name is always highlighted and he is always more special and then they wonder why Kristen is not at her best when she meets these women, she knows they really don't want a picture of her they just want Rob. All her cast mates producers, directors other stars all say she is sweet and that is the real Kristen, he obviously loves Kristen and you can see it on his face But by them putting down Kristen they arn't showing rob any respect he is a smart man. I listen to what people(fans) say and some say they like them together but you can tell they want him for themselves. Also why do people who loved Twilight all of a sudden hate it now that he has a new movie why can't people like both.I will always be a fan of both and I love Twilight and not afaid to admit it and I can't wait to see their other movies to, sorry for the rant just a fan trying to understand this madness

Melinda said...

Good Morning all! I have a work related event at SeaWorld today so I won't be back on at all. But I just wanted to say a couple of things.


Roseland is a magical place. There is no other blog like it. The reason it's a great place is because of all wonderful people here. In Roseland it doesn't matter what kind of hats you wear, when you are here you are just yourself.

Now some of that magic has faded slightly due in part to a very angry and miserable person.

We can all say without a doubt that we have been frustrated by their lack of morals and mean spiritedness at times.

I hope that no one lets this vindictive person win by "throwing in the towel" so to speak.

The friendships gained here far outweigh the high school BS that this person brings here to rile everyone up. I'm happy that I found this place and met some really great people.

You're fierce when it comes to defending each other. I'm going to borrow a phrase from Cate and say keep rockin out with your glock out!

Have a great day and don't let the spawn get to you. She's not worth it.

Teeth said...

Dammit. Looks like I missed the party!

But of course there ALWAYS has to be a party pooper..

Anyways, Good Morning to all! Enjoy your Wednesday, I know I will.

And to Smitty, Gruff, Rose, and Tom if your reading:
I. Fucking. Love. Ya'll.
and your many forms of awesome-ness!

Have a good one Roseland.. and please everyone try to floss today.

God Bless!

katy said...

Hello, Roseland!!! Wish all a HAPPY day!!

So, Found has shown her true coulors?!?!...I had a bad feeling about her...there was just something familiar in her speech. I do find you (troll) a SAD and PATHETIC little person...jesus...get the fuck over it and move one.

Hugs to Smitty and Gruff(really great to see you stop by here Gruff...it's been to long since we last seen you here)...be safe and happy.


Hugs to all

Annie said...

I imagine the troll looks in a mirror and goes....... "Mirror, mirror on the walll......."
The mirror responds ......."You are such a pathetic piece of shit."

The troll is constantly replacing mirrors!
-------------------------------------------------
@Melinda:
I'm not going anywhere!

Wildhart007 said...

Morning Roseland!

Sorry I missed ya'll last night. The response to the troll was very fierce and protective! BRAVO!

Olivia Happy Birthday!

Kami Baby Nate is adorable!

Susan don't give in. That's what they want. We heart you!

DK I'm glad you are posting the lyrics. Already, I'm enjoying the Beatles playlist. Thanks!

Super Have plans changed and it's NYC now? May I join in?

Smitty You are a beautiful soul. I feel so lucky to have gotten a glimpse, thank-you.

Rose Hope you don't have a hangover:-) Looking forward to today's post.

Gotta clock on bye
Linda

Super RN Gas Passer said...

LINDA...I'm going to both places this year God willing and the Creek don't rise. I will email u later when I get home. Have a great day and be careful out there!

Kay said...

I'm with you Melinda, there is no way that I am going to let spoiled rotten, vindictive children chase me from Roseland, and I hope NONE of you do, either. The friendships I've made are worth dealing with the troll BS....this place is too wonderful to let them win.

Thanks for creating Roseland, Queen Rose. (I hope your head is okay this morning!)

Super RN Gas Passer said...

DEB..I read your post...there is only one word..and those of us that don't suffer from it makes it hard for us to comprehend.. It called JEALOUSY...period.

Cate said...

Just wanted to say

Happy Birthday Oliva!

Can’t even begin to catch up with what went down here yesterday.
When are people going to learn this isn’t the Rob and Kristen reality show?
You don’t have to agree with their choices, but you sure as hell can at least respect them.

Suse,
I caught that comment yesterday morning. Wax poetically to me any day!

Melinda,
Borrow the phrase anytime ;)

Feel better sick ninja’s :(

Rockin’ out with my Glock out
(Gangsta ninja sytle….hehehe)

Rhonda said...

Good Morning Rose and Roseland!

Everyone still tired from our fun last night? I know I am..but it was worth it. No way would we let some low-life come here and bash someone as sweet as Kristen without getting a healthy dose right back!

I thought about one of the comments the troll made last night regarding Kristen's appearance on Regis and Kelly.
I watched that episode at the time it aired. I think Kristen did a great job on the show. She looked beautiful. She was funny and charming. Both Regis and Kelly were very nice to her too.
Is she shy and awkward at times..yes. But who isn't? No way could I walk out on a stage in front of people without some nerves showing! I think she is handling that stuff better all the time.
I want Kristen to know the qualities the troll was so quick to judge her on are the very same ones we love about her. Never change Kristen.. you are extraordinary just the way you are!

Dottie said...

Good morning Roseland (it's morning where I am anyway) About Kristen's appearance on Regis, she was adorable just as she is any other time she makes an appearance.

Deep down I think even the trolls know what they are spewing isn't true. But when people are jealous they magnify any little thing about the object of their jealousy to make themselves feel better.

The funny thing is, if those trolls were given the chance to look like Kristen Stewart and have her darling personality, they would do it in a NY minute!

Annie said...

Hi Rhonda: :)
We love Kristen........Just the way she is and we're not the only ones who do. :)

With the troll, it's jealousy. What a sad, sad existence.

@Dottie:
What you said is so true. Thanks.

Sydney said...

Morning girls! I have a bit of a hangover, but nothing I can't manage. Especially with the help of GIGANTIC coffee sitting in front of me.

Here's an idea...when the troll is invited to appear on Regis and Kelly, we can do a side by side comparison. Until then...perhaps she can keep her inferior trap shut.

Rhonda said...

Morning Sydney-

Sorry about the little hangover :)
The troll probably won't ever be invited to the show. They have to be relevant first!

Hi Annie-

Sydney said...

Rhonda:

Exactly. The troll would never be invited on the show. Or any other show. Or be on the cover of any magazine. Or be of interest to anyone. And isn't that just the point!

Rhonda said...

Sydney-

Yes Indeed!

30 said...

You all have too read this!

http://www.robstenlove.com/blog/2011/01/ted-casablanca-king-shit-stirrer.html

My favorite is the pic of Ted with his little silver crown. Perfect! "King shit starter" LOL

Barbabeau said...

Good Morning!

Melinda, thanks for the welcome!

Angelica, thanks:)

DK, love your song choices.

Huh so Found was a troll after all...

The trolls have to understand that no mater what they say or do Kristen is above and beyond them all put together and they are never going to be loved the way Kristen is.

I can't wait for Rose post today I have the feeling that is going to be epic:)

Have a gread day!

30 said...

Oh before I forget! I hear we have a Roseland Birthday!


Happy Birthday Olivia! :)

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