Ti Amo Robert Pattinson |
Random Thoughts.
1. The Italian Vanity Fair.
THIS is what the cover should have been for the US version.
Not some silly Boy George looking guy with an alligator
Robert is so fucking beautiful.
It's so hard to mess it up.
Near impossible.
But honestly...
They did a pretty good job of it.
2. I was going through my emails
(I know, I know... I'm a glutton for punishment.)
And I just want to comment on the AT boards.
Again.
Now.
I know there are some sane and rational people
who post over there regularly.
(The few... the proud.)
But what I find really amusing
is that certain factions of this fandom
use the AT comments as some sort of barometer
into what the true fan is thinking.
Really?
They take all these frenzied comments by anonymous posters
and then label them 'shippers' and 'sheep'
And all the while its probably the same one or two
delusional posters who post the same sorry shit day after day.
In fact...
I wouldn't be a bit surprised if Hatestens are the ones
planting these ludicrous comments in the first place...
And then trying to pin the lunacy on 'shippers'.
"Look at how the sheep are losing their minds!"
(insert comments that they probably posted)
Personally...
I didn't see anyone getting upset over anything.
Now, granted...
I make a point of not following the lunatic fringe
that exists on both sides of this fandom...
But no.
No one was panicking over a magazine interview.
In fact...
From where I sit... its all smooth sailing ahead.
Although...
Hatsten might want to buckle up
and batten down the hatches...
I see rough waters and stormy weather for you.
Heh.
;)
How fucking cute is this? That giraffe has good taste. Or maybe Rob tastes good? |
3. Water For Elephants is killing me.
Slowly.
But.
Surely.
Surely.
Dammit to hell.
I haven't looked forward to a movie this much since...
Twilight.
Well... Twilight was my peak in terms of these movies so far.
And by 'these' movies...
I mean ALL Robert and Kristen movies.
I don't think anything will live up to the Twilight hype
I was totally OBSESSED with both Robert/Edward
and that damn movie.
I can't even tell you how many times I watched that bitch.
I can't.
So many fucking times.
Like more than once a day.
I know.
I know.
But I'm better now.
I really am.
*twitch*
I mean...
I'm not as obsessed with Robert as I used to be.
*tremble*
You can tell that... right?
Oh sure...
I STILL love and adore the man.
I don't think that will ever change
*shiver*
But I feel like I'm not as...
NEEDY as I used to be.
Hungry for Robert Pattinson news/pictures 24/7
Now I feel more relaxed...
Calmer.
*flutter*
Yes.
I'm still intoxicated.
Perhaps a bit tipsy...
But not blitzed drunk out of my mind.
*hiccup*
Why did Rob hold the cigarette to Kristen's mouth? Don't you find that incredibly intimate? ;) |
4. OOOOH.
Lookie here.
First Lainey is all
"The costars were extremely flirty at dinner,
sneaking in a few kisses, sans tongue, here and there
and eyeing each other and smiling
when they weren't doing some "familiar touching."
And of course...
Ted the Butthead has to parrot this tale.
Ted really needs to make up his mind.
Or not.
Who cares at this point.
Do I believe this?
Yes and No.
I wouldn't doubt that Rob/Kristen were flirty
and close and affectionate...
But 'sans tongue'?
Really?
Like... how close would you have to be to know this?
Right. Sure. OK.
So tell me...
Is this part of the PR showmance...
Or are they going to argue it NEVER HAPPENED!
Hatesten is kinda between a rock and a hard place right now
Hitting the PR wall so hard...
Every time Rob and Kristen are together somewhere
And then getting hit in the head with a ton of rocks
when you rush to 'debunk' (bwahahaha) any sighting
and claim Robert is working on his 'EXIT STRATEGY'
(Why bother denying they are together if you truly believe it's PR?)
(Why bother denying they are together if you truly believe it's PR?)
Bwa.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.
How confused you must be.
No wonder you are chasing your tails all the time.
Exit? Stage Left. Together. |
5. Yes.
I wrote Rob/Kristen-- London.
Because I feel pretty strongly that they both will be there
Together.
Is it guaranteed?
Of course not.
Plans change all the time.
But the WFE premiere is a great reason to go...
Family.
Friends
(I mean... Tom is there right now!)
And
Well
Australia?
Yeah.
Australia.
What would happen then?
How would Kristen going to Australia with Rob
fit into the whole PR scheme?
Heh.
It's just a thought.
Just Because. |
6?
Tom is in London right now
working on a play.
How sweet it would be if he could hang with
Robert and Kristen at the WFE premiere??
Heaven.
I'm sure they must miss each other...
And besides...
Tom was the perfect excuse when the 3 of them hung out..
It was ALWAYS for Tom.
Never Kristen.
So they could throw him in the mix again!
:)
Whatever gets you through the night...
This post is brought to you by the letter *S*
S for Snark
S for Smirk
S for Sarcasm
I hope you all can apply these things
to this post.
They are all there.
and last but not least...
S for SMILE
I'm Smiling
Are you?
Bye for now
♥♥♥