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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Dear Rose- Robsten Rumors

I see you, Kristen...

Since a theater sighting is all to be had...
I thought I would pull out some of the more
entertaining emails I've been getting lately.
(The spelling has been auto corrected...
which is good because sometimes it's really bad)

Good stuff, Maynard.


Dear Rosie Posie. Your stupidity continues to amaze me. How can you not see
that everything Rob and that thing do together is all fake and staged?
Every time they are seen together is because Summit or their management
has told them where to go and how to act. You're such a stupid sheep.
No love ever. -Me


Dear Loveless-
I'm sure you would love to believe that every time Rob and Kristen
show up together it is some voodoo "PR" move, but I'm guessing
that standing in front of a Christmas tree with Rob's parents or
kissing in some pub on New Years Eve isn't controlled by anyone.
 I'm sorry you have no love ever... but it does explain a lot.
-R

Is there really any wonder why Rob would want Kristen? No.

NoSee- You continue to write your make believe and the mindless sheep continue to
follow you and Delooney and whoever else. If you believe so strongly in the whole 
PRsten myth, why do you feel the need to see what the Nonnies have to say?
Why do you care so much? I think you are just so scared that this
will all be over after BD is done filming. 
The Exit Strategy is in place. Rob is moving as far away from Twilight
and IT as fast as he can. Anyone with 1/2 a brain can see that Rob is done with her. 
I know that doesn't include you because you are just a brainless sheep.
Only a few weeks left, NoSee, 
and you and all the loser sheep will be crying in your oats. I can't wait.
- Waiting for the tears

Oh I see what you did there! NoSee! How completely clever! *headpat*
I write my opinion. My thoughts. I don't ask anyone to 'follow' me.
As for what the Nonsense have to say? That's absolutely hilarious coming from
someone who has come to MY blog and then felt it necessary to email me.
Tell me... why do YOU care so much what I have to say? I'm not the one
following you around and trying to insult you... am I?
And yeah... keep screeching about that Exit Strategy...
And when it doesn't happen... I'm sure you will come up with 
some other lame excuse or conspiracy theory to explain
why Rob and Kristen are STILL together.
- I suggest Restasis for your dry eyes...
Helps increase your eyes natural ability to produce tears.
Good Luck.
-R
That's right, bitches. He's Mine.
Rose-
Did you see the theater pics from last night? Tell me that isn't 
Damage control. People were complaining that Rob and Kristen weren't
nice to the fans and BINGO they show up together and pose for pictures.
REEKS of PR! Why can't Kristen just smile once in her life? Be grateful?
She always looks like a freakin zombie and its disgusting.
The people who were there said she was awkward! LOL
Also that they weren't even close or anything.
Rob is so done with all of this. What will you do then, Rose?
What will you write about when PRsten is no more?
Will you just continue pretending that they are together anyway?
You must have a pathetic life. I feel sorry for you.
- Hates Losers

Dear Loser-
Self loathing is a bad sign. You should talk to someone about that.
As far as I can tell... some stalker/pap wannabe was whining about
Rob/Kristen not waving to the fans as it was the 'least' they could do.
The sense of entitlement that so called fans have is ridiculous.
So then Rob/Kristen show up at a theater together and right away
its to appease some stalkerazzi? Really? 
Bottom? Meet Barrel.
(Thanks, J)
And I read what the person said... 
Kristen was awkward... but very nice.
No surprise there. Kristen owns being awkward.
She owns not being comfortable in crowds...
But yet... she poses for pictures and was nice.
How does that translate to being ungrateful?
Yeah yeah about Rob being all DONE with this.
All I see is a man who is completely smitten with Kristen.
Who spends as much of his spare time with her as possible.
Holidays. Vacations. Set Visits. Dates.
What will YOU do when they continue to be together?
Pretend it didn't happen? (i.e. Kissing in Montreal, Kissing in IOW)
I guess ignoring it is as easy as screaming PR or Damage Control
to explain why Rob and Kristen continually show up with each other.
How's that barrel looking? Scraped clean yet?
-R

Just Because.
Dear Rose- Have you really seen pics of Rob and Kristen kissing?
Why wouldn't you share these with everyone? I think it's stupid that you 
have pictures like this and don't post them. Where do you get them anyway?
You say this stuff and then don't share with people and it's very frustrating.
Did you know about those drunken pics? How many more pictures are out there?
-Tired of the games

Dear Tired-
Yes, I have.
Thing is... there are a lot of pics out there.
A lot.
And people seem to think that if they are taken, they will be splashed
all over the Internet. Not always so. Not by a long shot.
The paps want to make money...
They don't necessarily care WHERE the money comes from.
So... whose to say that it isn't Rob's/Kristen's people buying them?
Stephs money is as good as some gossip rag/blog.
And I'm betting she has more money to play with.
Just a thought.
Yes, I had seen those 'drunk' pics months ago...
And I gave my word not to post them.
I haven't.
 I stand by promises I have made.
Sorry if that offends you.
As for the 'kissing' pics.
Yes, they exist.
I don't have them. I don't know how they were found.
Let's just say that a good time was had in Montreal.
How's that for games?
-R


This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for TWIRL.
Nobody does it better.

Bye for now
♥♥♥

145 comments:

RC said...

Rose, I have been lurking for months and i really enjoy reading your blog about rob and kristen. Always nice thing to say, continue the good work.

30 said...
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30 said...

Who ever says they dont love a snarky,take no prisoners Rose. Has too be lying. This post, EPIC!Come on girls! LMFAO

And ya know Rose, They all will be flocking too this post. They dont care what you have too say,sure sure but are the first ones logged in blogger too see your words.

Yes, this was PR, OK... that's why Kristen is trying so hard NOT too be seen in the pic above. PR would be IF she and Rob were kissing in front of these girls and making sure they got pics too splatter all over the internet. Hyenas are funny creatures.

Oh and Hello too Sydney ,PL SueBee,Smitty. Where have you girls been as of late? :) I hope all is OK out there in real life.

kcheek5 said...

WOW! I have only been reading your blog for a few months now and it just keeps getting better. It never seems to amaze me how many haters there are. I guess I will never understand it. Its sad how people can hate and hate someone they don't even know.

Kay said...

Rose, all I can say about some of the e-mail you receive is at least laughter is good for the soul....I imagine you get to laugh A LOT. :)

It was kind of them to take pictures, considering the fact that they don't have to do that on their own time.

Happy humpday, Roseland.....hope it is a good one!

<3

Groovie said...

Hello everyone!
Lol! Today's post reminds me of some twisted delusional Dear Abbey column! Haha
I think I lost IQ points reading those emails. Great responses Rose & love the pix as always.

Good to see Rob & Kris had a nice night out, hopefully frenzied fangirls weren't too much of a bother to them.

Happy Hump Day, Friday can't come soon enough!

RTP_KJS_Lover said...

Rose,
I don't usually comment, but I just wanted to say, as always, you knock the crazy out of the park.

I have never seen a better case for Mental Health Intervention than I have with these Nonsense slugs, and they are oh so angry today, aren't they?

"Exit Strategy"? LMFAO!!! Really? Are they still saying that? Is there a widget countdown clock for "the end?"

*SMH* the crazies have far too much time on their hands and not enough time spent with their meds.

Keep up the amazing posts Rose. <3

Penny Lane said...

Since Rose mentioned the constant mentioning of the Exit Strategy I thought I'd share something I recently read.

A name kept popping up on my twitter as someone to follow so I went there just to see. This person was in a conversation with a vocal nonnie and they were discussing whether they might be on the wrong side. The vocal one said she really didn't know anymore but she hasn't seen any irrefutable evidence as of yet to fully change her mind. Dissension in the ranks I'm thinking.
30,
I'm still here, there just hasn't been much to say.

Hope said...

It makes me happy they went on a date to see Red Riding Hood. I wonder if Rob laughed when he heard the line "Are you afraid?"

Hi 30...you asked earlier about anyone seeing RRH, well, K, her BFF and her mom saw it and said it was okay. My daughter was filled with great anticipation to see this, so she was disappointed.
I told the mom( my friend) that Shiloh was in the final running for Edward and she was shocked!! She said NO WAY, then she added that the leads had NO chemistry. They all agreed the filming reminded them of Twilight too...oh, and it looked like they used the same wolves too. LOL
But you may like it.

Hi Everyone...thanks for all the well wishes!!

angelica1 said...

If I genuinely believe someone is completely wrong about something, I just sit back and wait for time to prove me right.People usually only go to ridiculous lengths to try to deny something that,deep down,they know to be true.

As for Rob, I don't think I've ever seen a man LESS anxious to be away from a woman than he is with Kristen.

Melinda said...

Even though I generally try to focus on the good things I must admit this does give me a good chuckle or two.

Rose, I'm sorry you have these emails constantly sent to you. It just goes to show they know you are spot on about things. They are trying like crazy to prove something that isn't there.

At least you let it roll off your back and proceed to dish out some wonderfully funny responses.


Glad R/K were able to enjoy a date night without too much aggravation.


I was amused on twitter this morning when I read that the OLTV chick tweeted that she was "taking a break" from tweeting Breaking Dawn info. Apparently since people called her out on her BS she doesn't think it's "fun" anymore. Poor Christine....sucks being a papstalkerazzi.

Hope everyone is having a wonderful day. :)

Brenda said...

Hey, everyone. I've been away for a few days...and I'm a sad panda because no one seemed to miss me. I guess I don't have anything interesting to say. :-(

My daughter loved Red Riding Hood. There are lots of similarities to Twilight. But Shiloh Fernandez has no charisma on the screen whatsoever. I like Amanda S. but I didn't feel any chemistry between the two of them at all.

Just had an earthquake here - actually a tremor - second one in a year for Ottawa. Weird.

Sydney said...

I'm sorry Smitty, but I absolutely love the posts when Rose shares her emails and all the nonsense she receives. It is so damn funny to me that these people are so threatened by Rose and her WORDS. Words! Whatever happened to sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me? Why, oh why, are they SO afraid of Rose and her words????

I cannot wait for the excuses once BD is finished filming, because EVERY ONE OF THEM claims it absolutely will all end once filming wraps. We shall see...

Penny, yes, there is always dissension in the ranks...and then they all start tweeting T_n_B, hoping, waiting for her to make sense of everything and spin it all into something palatable. EVERY TIME. Talk about sheep.

Thanks Rose for the amusement. But sorry you have to deal with the insanity though.

angelica1 said...

Sydney - It's impossible not to be amused by some of the insanity. They remind me of my crazy dog who constantly barks at her own reflection.

Penny Lane said...

Sydney,

What is a T_n_B, or don't I want to know?


Has anyone ever had the equivalent of road rage with a shopping cart? If one more person shoves their cart into me as I'm unloading my cart I think I will have the first documented case.

Barbara Fenwick said...

Poor Rose, I am sorry you have to put up with this crap. I really don't understand the idiots that send in these emails..do they really believe Rob and Kris would devote so much of their lives doing PR. I know nothing of the movie business, but even I know better than that. Robsten is real--RobLovesKristenLovesRob. Take care Roselanders, and dear Rose just ignore the ignorance coming from these idiots.

30 said...

Hi Hope! :) Thank you for the info. Maybe if I go in with low expectations for LRRH I will be OK. lol

Hi PL! :) SYDNEY! ... helloooo :)

Freddie said...

Hi folks,

Rose, you get interesting e-mail. I continue to wonder if these people really believe what they are writing or are just doing it to try and stir the pot and be hateful. If the former, then their intelligence is really in doubt. If the latter, then their characters are truly in question. Either way, they lose.

Aside from the questionable humour in the e-mails Rose posted, there hasn’t been too much to laugh about these days, given the horrific events in Japan and unrest in other parts of the world. Not to diminish the gravity of these events, I thought I would share this small joke. The following crossed my desk this morning, and I thought of our resident teacher, IB….

“This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is.
They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.
She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'
The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?'
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...”
'I think the man would have said - 'I'll be a son of a bitch!! A talking pig!'
The teacher had to leave the room.

Have a good day everyone. I hope this brings a small smile to people’s faces.

Oh, and DK – I loved the lyrics to Barney Google. Very cute.

dottie said...

GROOVIE is right. I feel like I'm reading some sort of demented "Dear Abby" column. ROSE, you're responses are hysterical, which is why we love you.

Baaaa!!! Dagnabit! Now I'm craving a bowl of oatmeal!

dottie said...

That should be YOUR not YOU'RE

Nobody ever said Sheep were always grammatically correct!

Bren said...

Lady,

Thanks for the laugh, omg, I can't believe we share a planet with all these morons...

They're going to learn a lesson the hard way, it will be so much fun to watch..

I wanted to comment on yesterday's post, but didn't get around to it..

Studios need to leave jobs here, and quit outsourcing...if they would have finished the movies in Washington State not only would it have pumped millions into their economy, but given a lot of jobs to Americans..

Canadians are totally ungrateful anyway...

Brenda said...

We're not all totally ungrateful, Bren.

katy said...

Hi, Rose!!

'I see you, Kristen...'

Kristen's beautiful eyes stand out even among all those girls and behind the 'Deliciouly handsome'. I hope Robert and Kristen had a peaceful and enjoyable date night.

Nonnies are angry and desperate today aren't they??? boohoo. Thank you for sharing those ludricrous email with us, I was in need of a good laugh. Love your responses to the nonsense.

Hi, everyone!! I hope you are all having a great day.

Hugs to all

Sydney said...

Oh Penny, I'm happy you're in the dark about T_n_B. Just a nonnie who pretends to be several people fighting over a keyboard, but you KNOW is just one sad, solitary character alone in her mother's basement. She is the homebase, when nonnies start to lose their way and question how this has anything to do with PR...T_n_B always has an excuse at the ready. Of course, she is always a little late to the party in her tweets, which makes the hyenas even more desperate for reassurance. Finally once she has come up with an excuse, she will come onto twitter and quiet the masses.

I generally stay away, but sometimes it's just too much fun to go and see what she'll come up with. Plus, sometimes she can't think of anything so she just ignores it entirely. That happens A LOT.

Today...with the fan pictures of Rob and Kristen at the movie theater...she claims this is SO obviously Summit doing damage control because some stalkerazzi said Rob and Kristen won't pose with fans. So Summit stepped in and MADE them go to a Catherine Hardwicke film and then afterwards pose with fans. Apparently RRH being a Warner Bros. film has nothing to do with it...Summit is that far reaching that they provide PR for movies and companies other than their own.

See? You don't wanna know!

katy said...

Freddie, thank you, that made me smile too. Funny :)

Hugs and take care

dottie said...

KATY I was thinking the same thing about Kristen in that group pic. Your eyes just automatically go to her. She's a stunning girl :)

emmasweden14 said...

Love your response to the hat emails, you answers are hilarious. They always sounds like idiots. You are the best, thank you for always supporting kristen and rob, specially kristen( she needs it).

And I love your little games, you are always teasing us. Love the info about the kiss pics. Just wondering how could this girl that sent you the email know about the kiss pics if she hadn't seen theme? And what did you meant with "A good time was had by all in Montreal" that sounds like there are more to see in the pic beside kristen and rob kissing, did someone els on cast kiss? or someone els funny? Are we going to se more drunk pics?

ray said...

Right on Rose Looks to me that the people out there WHO want to believe that Rob and Kristen ARE NOT together ARE the SCARED ONES. WHY DOSE it matter so much to them I do think THEY should go to a eye doctor BECAUSE IF YOU LOOK YOU CAN SEE the LOVE they have for each other BUT maybe they don't know what it is to be in love OR WHAT IT LIKE TO LOVE (ANYTHING)poor sad sad people . Keep up the good work Rose I love to read whats on your mine WE think alike :) DEB.

Penny Lane said...

Sydney,

Thanks for clearing that up. It boggles the mind what people can do in their spare time.

cj said...

Rose, great post as always! Sorry to hear that you have to put up with all those losers e-mails! Yea, and I guess Summit made Rob and Kris go out last week and walk down the street holding hands and swinging their arms,looking very much like a couple in love, LOL!!! Thanks for the welcomes, for those that responded to my first post!

Freddie said...

Bren, I respect your opinion on not wanting jobs outsourced outside the US. I can understand your desire to support local job creation. That said, the fact that part of the filming was "outsourced" and that a few Vancouver stalkerazzi have demonstrated their stupidity, doesn't make all "Canadians ungrateful". I dont think that is a fair generalization. Just my opinion.

112myboys said...

Rose, this is one the funniest posts you have done. I think you should continue posting some of those letter's. That is some Epic sh*t that they write you. May I suggest: *to the left, to the left, delusional nonnies, to the left*
I happy that R/K were able to enjoy a night out on their own. BTW: we don't need to see kissing pictures to know that they do that all the time. :)

30 said...

Ok Freddie got me into a "joke" mood here.



A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive Persian Rugs.

Looking around, she spots the perfect rug, walks over and inspects it.

As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly.

Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her 'little accident' and hopes a sales person does not pop up right now.

As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day Ma'am, how may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "How much does this rug cost?"

He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching it, you're gonna crap your pants when you hear what the price is."

Connan said...

Reading those hateful e-mails, reading how Kristen is getting trashed and insulted, I just want one thing - to look into face of one those girls. Who they are? What they are? Where from this hate is coming? Were they abused? What kristen EXACTLY did to them to secure this hate? The only feeling I have - bewilderment...

Annie said...

Hi Freddie. :)

I have to admit to being completely floored by Bren's comment.
I can't even find words to describe how very disappointed I am in the last part of her comment at 3:48.

To Freddie and all Canadians who post here........I'm sorry you had to read that.

sweetowl said...

You are phenomenal. And unique.And also is your blog. Thank you for sharing your thoughts.

May said...

NGL,whatever AU haters seem to be living in,it really does sound like a magical place. ;p

Rose,magnificent post,as always. B-)

Freddie said...

Hey Annie, thanks and I hope you are having a great day.

30 - that was a good one. LOL. Thanks for sharing. We can use all the good laughs we can get these day.

angelica1 said...

Freddie, Brenda - I'm appalled by that comment too, it was totally unwarranted and unacceptable.

TrailMix said...

I find it pretty scary that we live in a world that promotes so much hatred and cruelty. It's insane how much hatred can be thrown at celebrities for nothing other than dating a male celebrity that's desirable at the moment. Back in his Cedric days, Robert probably didn't have these types of fans and he was more than likely a happier person. What's this world come to when you have girls/women threatening a person (celebrity or not) because of who they date? I read about Selena Gomez's death threats because she is dating Justin Beiber. I mean really? How does that work? Make sure the boy/man is all alone because crazy fans push away all of the people that get close to them by threatening them? People that live in those delusional lives need to seek therapy because there is certainly something wrong with the way they think. No one owns these people, not even the studios! I'm sick of hearing about what fans are entitled to and how they pay them. NO, studios pay them for their work. Endorsement companies pay them for their work and because you are a fan and are willing to see their work doesn't give you the rights to their souls! Good grief people grow up and live life instead of clinging to the hope that this person might one day see you from across screaming fans and take you in their arms and hold you forever. It's delusional at best and scary crazy at worst.

Rob & Kristen Fan said...

Anybody else think the guy behind Kristen looks like Josh Hartnet?

Oh Rose, you have such a good blog. So good at observing R/K for who they really are: completely in love with each other. It's a shame that the idiots bother you with their poison. That's all of my life they get, on to more important stuff... like R/K :>

I love how they are such a normal couple doing normal things, like going to a movie, in a public theatre, with each other. I've been a fan of each for a long time and each time I see things like this movie outing, I respect them ever more.

30 said...

Freddie, I thought we all needed a laugh! :))

There were some real "dirty" jokes I was about too post, then I didn't. LOL

angelica1 said...

30 - Why can't we have the dirty ones?

Super RN Gas Passer said...

FREDDIE..I love the joke! kids do say the darndest things..lol...it reminds me of a true story in a church one Sunday in SC..A little girl is in church with her parents and is up at the altar with some other children for a special program...The preacher comes over with his microphone and says to the little girl.."My what a beautiful dress you have on today." The little girl says "Yeah, but my Mom says its a bitch to iron." lol

ROSE...heh...After all this time I really am finding it difficult to understand the thought processes that PLAGUE the Nonsten mindset. 1+1=2...right?...In their mind, it must be backward somehow...1+1=0...heh...How do you FIX a brain that doesnt work right? I think the answer is...YOU CANT!

Hope said...

Freddie,
Perhaps Bren will pop back and clarify her offhand remark.
She must remember that we have you, Brenda and other members of Roseland that call Canada home.

Loved the joke by the way!

beaculen said...

Exit strategy? hahahahahahahaha! omg if they only re-read before sending that email and realized how totally stupid that sounds whew that's a good laugh.

It cracks me up that they're complaining about how the interacted or didn't interact with fans bottom line they were TOGETHER!!! on a date!! maybe they wanted a little alone time geezlouize.

Love it Rose! mean people really do suck,and karma is the great equalizer. Thanks again great post!

*I*Believe* said...

Great post today Rose!

Baa, baa I'm a sheep following Rose.

I really dislike how they have the nerve to call Kristen "It". Who in Helsinki Florida do you think you are? She has a name you dolt...so use it!!!! (Pointy exclamation points at you!)

"Restasis for your dry eyes"...priceless!!

PL~You had me cracking up with you road rage with shopping carts.

OK...gotta get back to my report cards....I'm elbow deep:(

*I*Believe* said...

**your not you :)

Penny Lane said...

I do not know Bren and don't know what she was thinking, but I'll reserve judgment until she gets to clarify. I say this because I know I have pissed people off here before just because what I said didn't come across the way I meant.

30,

I agree with Angelica. Give us some dirty ones. We need some good old fashioned tasteless prose around here.

30 said...

Ok PL and Angelica talked me into it! :p

One day a brunette, a redhead and a blonde decide to go through their daughter's purses.

So, the brunette goes through her daughter's purse and finds cigarettes. She says, "Oh my god, I'm so ashamed! My Daughter smokes."

So, the redhead goes through her daughter's purse and finds an empty can of beer. She says, "Oh my god I'm so ashamed! My daughter drinks."

So, finally, it's the blondes turn and she finds a used condom. She says, "Oh my god I'm so ashamed! My daughter has a penis."

Penny Lane said...

See, that's what we need around here. A good old fashioned tallywhacker joke.

30 said...

One more for the road!! LMAO

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said, “Honey, I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”

She said, “You have the biggest penis of all your friends.”

angelica1 said...

30 - LOL!I especially like the 2nd one

Hope said...

30...just told my husband the penis one...LOL

Penny Lane said...

Well done, 30.

This reminds me of the old days here.

30 said...

Ok so ya all have too post a few also now. I will check back later. I want too see how sick minded ya all are! I know you girls are naughty!

Penny Lane said...

30,

I'm watching American Idol right now. I'll check back when it's over.

Thank you for setting the tone.

*I*Believe* said...

Here is my contribution:

Marriage is like a deck of cards.
It starts out with 2 hearts and a diamond.
By the end you need a friggin' club and spade.

30 said...

This is my last one I promise. Now, that is for Saint Pattys Day tomorrow.. "clears throat"

A Drinking Leprechaun
One day a man walked in a bar with a box. He sat down, opened the box and out popped a leprechaun. The man told the bartender, "I want a Rolling Rock and a shot of whiskey for my buddy here."

There was man sitting at the end of the bar watching all of this and, after the leprechaun drank his shot of whiskey, he ran down to the end of the bar and spit in the guy's face. Then he ran back.

The guy with the box said, "I'll have another Rolling Rock and a shot of whiskey for my buddy here."

After the leprechaun drank his shot of whiskey, he again ran to the end of the bar and spit in the man's face, then dashed back.

The guy with the box ordered another beer for himself and another shot for the leprechaun. Again, the after the leprechaun drank his shot of whiskey, he ran down to the end of the bar. But this time the man was waiting for him and he grabbed the leprechaun and held him in the air.

He said, "If you spit in my face again, I'm going to cut your pecker off."

The leprechaun laughed and said, "Leprechauns don't have peckers."

Then the man said, "If you don't have peckers, then how do you pee?"

"By spitting," said the leprechaun.

Freddie said...

30 - really good ones. Loved joke #2 as well. Anybody have any more?

Hey Angelica, Penny, Hope, IB, Super and anyone else that I missed. I hope you are all having a good evening.

30 said...

OK, Who thinks my avi is sexy? LMAO

Happy Saint Patty's Day!

tomorrow.

Penny Lane said...

This is not a joke but really happened. Kami told me that her grandmother said this to her.

Nana had a man pick her up and take her to the hospital when she'd broken her knee and she looked over and saw that he had an erection and she said, Kami, I didn't know if he wanted to fuck or fry taters.

I don't know what the fry taters meant but this is what I call her grandma-isms.

angelica1 said...

Penny - LOL! Kami should write a book of her grandmother's sayings!!

Penny Lane said...

Here's another Kami's Nana story. She sounded like a gem.

...When she was little this man kept riding his bike in front of her house saying "Jesus loves you" Nana woke up one day and walked outside and screamed at him "Why don't you just go jack off"

Another grandma-ism courtesy of Kami

*I*Believe* said...

PL~My Grandmother would always embarrass us by her story of her heritage. She was 100% Irish. My Grandfather was Hungarian. When asked about her nationality Grandma would say...

I am Irish but Hungarian by injection:)

God Bless Grandma! She lived to be 93 years old. She drank a Southern Comfort Manhattan everyday!

Penny Lane said...

Believe,

That's kind of cute. My grandmother didn't have any funny sayings. I wasn't around her much so maybe I just missed out on them.

She did get some rich old guy to give her a diamond ring in the nursing home though.

angelica1 said...

My friend's 94 year old great grandmother was rushed to hospital with confusion and slurred speech, they suspected a stroke. It turned out that she'd been out all afternoon with her secret toyboy,he was 77 and they'd polished off a bottle of brandy between them.

TwilightRobstenFan said...

Hahahahahahahahaha*palm to face*shaking head*

Rose,
Sorry you get those emails, but be honest, do you literally laugh your butt off?? I know I do, it's downright hilarious!!
you always continue to stay true to yourself and speak truth of R/K. The joke is really on those who have to send you the emails to try to prove a point that is not true in their words. Like Rob is so done with her. Really? Did Rob really say that to this person? Seriously? LOL

Girl, keep doing what you are doing, because the positive out weighs the negative!

Penny Lane said...

Angelica,

The worst thing is someday someone is going to be talking about us like we are out grandmothers.

*I*Believe* said...

PL~Let's not go there! Daw will be 10 on Sunday and oldest son will be 15 on Monday...I AM getting old :(

Angelica~Good for them! Nothing like a little livation:)

*I*Believe* said...

@30~Cute avi :)


Report cards are officially finished...yeah!

gwen said...

Good evening ladies!
Wow Rose what emails you receive everyday. Some are really funny coz they always say it repeatedly, how dumb can they get. The obvious is right in front of them and they even know it or just as you say, refuse to acknowledge, they're in-denial LOL. Love the pics.

jquizqueen2 said...

Love your blogs. You say what I am thinking! Ignore the nonstens, I do. I want to see them not be awkward standing in the cold and rain waiting for their car with people lurking all about.

*I*Believe* said...

Hi Gwen!

gwen said...

Hi IB! How are you? It's been so long since the last time we talk LOL.

Super RN Gas Passer said...

HI GUYS...I see you have been telling some great jokes for St. Pattys Day..I MISS KAMI...She would like this!

*I*Believe* said...

Hi Super!

Gwen,
I hope you are well! I have been very busy. I just finished report cards....yippy!

*I*Believe* said...

Hmmmm, is that a fly I hear buzzing?

ADD said...

HI ROGER

I HAVE A FACT--You are a troll.

gwen said...

Hi Super!
IB- i gotta run along now, work is calling. Congratulations you've done it! lol.
DK- hope all is well for your daw.

*I*Believe* said...

Good night Gwen!

Rose~Rev up the delete button!!!

Rhonda said...

Hi Rose,

I'm sorry you get these stupid emails, but have to admit, some of them are hilarious in there stupidity!

Angelica- I agree with you, people spend a lot of time trying to avoid what they know to be true.

30- LMAO! I loved all the jokes!

Freddie- ((Hugs))

Hi Everyone :)

gwen said...

IB- if there is a fly, use some Baygon unto it. The anti-bac the better, we dont want to leave some bacteria, its bad for the health ;)

*I*Believe* said...

Hi Rhonda!

Gwen, let's just get a fly swatter and smush it!

Rhonda said...

Hi IB :)

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Once there was a TROLL named ROGER
His Penis was the size of an OLD CODGERS (tiny tiny tiny) Jealous HE was for he had no talent
So he made fun of other people because he was salient(look it up in the dictionary)
Many years later he would suffer
Because he had no friends--not even his mother
Because of his vile nature a leprehcaun came on St. Patricks Day
And cast an evil spell on ROGER and PUT HIM AWAY
POOOOR ROGER(Is that a wart on your nose?)

*I*Believe* said...

Rhonda~Hope you have had a good day. How is your weather?

Rhonda said...

IB- Really good right now, it's warming up :)

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Hi RHONDA and IB...How nice to see YOU GUYS this evening

*I*Believe* said...

Hi Super! What a lovely little rhyme:)

Super RN Gas Passer said...

IB..Thanks...Did you get the report cards done?

*I*Believe* said...

Why yes I did!

Your little rhyme may have driven you-know-who away:)

Rhonda said...

Hi Super- I wish I could stay and chat but I have to say good night :)

Have a good one Roseland!

*I*Believe* said...

Good night Rhonda! Have a good one:)

Super RN Gas Passer said...

IB..heh..That would be nice. I wonder where DK is...hmmmm. She could maybe hit him over the head with her wand....The Blog administrator must have fallen asleep..wonder if he could pass the delete button to a few of the regs around here.

*I*Believe* said...

Super~The good news is that I think you-know-who is gone!

beaculen said...

@ 30 GREAT JOKES! thanks for the laugh

*I*Believe* said...

Good night Roseland!

wig4usc said...

Love it, Rose and Roger...you're proving our point about how inane and ridiculous the Kris/Rob haters are.

Joy said...

Hi Rose- Well, ok-this one finally got me. I have been reading your blog for about a year now and THIS bullshit has finally pushed me over the edge to where I just gotta come on here and leave a comment. You gotta a couple of total whack jobs that stalk you on your great little site here, huh? Seriously - like IB said, exercise that delete button on that new keyboard of yours! :)R & K are a couple. What the hell do these delusional freakazoids care that they feel the need to come on your blog and post this utter crap about an exit strategy, damage control and blah da dee fucking blah blah bullshit?! Really? Go take a happy pill and get a life, haters!

Wania said...

Rose you are loyal and good person and really loves Rob and Kristen, continue the good work. I'm brasilian big fan.
Kisses,

Bren said...

Roseland,

I have never had to clarify a comment before, but it seems as there was a lot of over reaction on this one.

First of all I made it clear I was referring to Rose's blog yesterday, about the fans in Canada upset cuz they were hanging around for hours waiting to get a glimpse of R/K and they were whisked away.

Last night R/K went to a movie, hoping to relax.
I read the tweet where this girl says, my friend works at the theatre and saw them, she called me and told me to come down and see if I could get a picture...

Another tweet said there's a mob of high school girls chasing R/K..

R/K did all they could , surrender..with no car to be had.

I live in a state where we give studios tax incentives to film in our state, instead of sending the work elsewhere...so I know how many millions are pumped into the economy as a result of this..more and more states are following suit, so that is very good news...they hire local, painters, carpenters, caterers etc.

Many movies have been filmed here--Transformers, Terminator, Brothers, Crazy Heart, True Grit..Robert Downing Jr, and Scarlett Johansson will be in town soon to film The Avengers.

I have a friend who retired from the police force who works security
and sometimes he is an extra, he loves his job...

When I said Canadians,(it was in reference to the fans Rose mentioned)I never used the word ALL, that would be stupid as I don't know all Canadians...and I did not mean All.

Rob is suppose to come here and film Unbound Captives if it ever gets made...do I expect Rob to come kiss my feet b4 he goes home everyday, cuz after all I went to see Eclipse at the theatre, and he owes me...of course not, I would just be glad he was filming here...

Wania said...

Pior cego é aquele que não quer ver! or Blind as those who will not see! These people, haters, nosten or whatever they are
like to fool themselves! So silly, stupid! ROBERT PATTINSON LOVES KRISTEN STEWART! So simple. True love. People to see, accept and be happy!
Your brazilian fan,

Belladonna said...

Hi Rose: I've been reading your blog for months and just love it... I especially love the truly funny blog posts you included today... they can't be real. ??? Who would ever think that any PR plan or contractual inclusion has this kind of control over people? Haha.. I've worked in PR for years and it could never happen, not even in the White House. Some people are so delusional,,, sad really,,, But like you said to "Dear Loser" hope they can get a grasp on reality: jealousy and stupidity are lasting afflictions, no cure I'm afraid. I feel sorry for them.

kristinson60 said...

Wow those are some nasty biotches sending you those emails today! One thing I would like to ask them is: If all these pics of Rob & Kristen together are PR then how come Tom & or one of Robs other friends are almost always in the pics near them. I suppose summit is paying off his friends to be there too; tell me again nonstens how that makes sense? I know they are together for sure myself I have family in the business but I would never say what I know or what i've seen because i'm not in the business of betraying trusts. It is very obvious from these ppl calling Kristen "It" that they are down on the whole R & K relationship because they hate Kristen & don't want them together. That is really sad to me because if they really liked Rob as an actor or the person he is they would want him to be Happy. Kristen is All that makes him happy so just shut the duck up & be happy for him ppl!!

DreamerKind said...

@30
Funny jokes, thanks.

@Super
I've been gone all day and most of tonight until now, and I'm cool.

@Newbies, Wania, Belladonna, Joy and the others who have commented so positively: Welcome!

DreamerKind said...

Cannot bring myself to do anything tonight except chill.

Posted lots of songs last night and burned the brain to the core with choosing them, lol.

My daw is now medicated for a sinus infection and she is happy that I took her to the doctor and acted like a good mother (she's 23).

Today was sunny and lovely and I am tired because it was, and I overdid my usual, with good times.

@Super
You have a rhyming talent along with so many others.

@Jokesters All
Laughed a lot tonight, so kind of you to share.

Liked RRH and will tell all, tomorrow. Not that my opinion cuts cheese or anything.

Goodnight, Fair & Scrappy/Scruffy Ones and All!

DK

30 said...

Jesus Christ!

Was Roger Doger back again or is it Crazy K? Maybe one of her minions? I mean, I told ya Rose They would stalk this post. They have no real life outside of the internet so it makes sense. Your words and COMMON SENSE are a threat too there delusions. So of course they come here. I was hoping are very own delusional regular had seen the light and was done with the BS staking online. Guess not! Interesting stuff!

SueBee said...

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!

It was brought to my attention that a troll was looking for someone who could possibly be me (TueBee?) LOL

Oh to be missed. Does wonders for the ol' heart.

Sorry I haven't been around. I've been helping remodel (still) our walk in closet.

Word to the wise, don't trust me with power tools!

Just wanted to say that I miss my friends.

Tigger Tackles Hugs (in a field of shamrocks! What the hell, right?)

Much love,

Susan


TueBee or not TueBee that is the question. (Sorry, couldn't resist)

SueBee said...

Oh and I just had to add


KISS ME! I'M IRISH!!!!!!


Muah!

*I*Believe* said...

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

@30~Yes, Roger Dodger crawled out from under his/her rock:(
Glad Rose used the delete button!

DK~Glad to hear daw went to the drs. I bet you have fun St. Patty's day plans. Do you go watch them dye the river green?

Hope~How are you feeling? Did the medicine kick in?

Super~How long until the grandbaby is due?

Have a wonderfully green day!

angelica1 said...

Hi Susan!! A case of Much ado about nothing,clearly (sorry :D)
I've been honing my carpentry skills too, still trying to get the concrete out from under my nails!

30 - I consider it a good sign when "Rog" arrives,it's always in moments of great desperation on their part :)

MLH414 said...

Rose~

Great post...I can't believe the emails that you get! Craziness!!

Happy St Patty's Day everyone...Hope you all have a great day!! :)

@30~ loved the jokes :)

~Lynn

Melinda said...

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Here's my contribution.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywX3vZaE7Hc&feature=related


Thanks for the laughs this morning with the jokes! Enjoy the day!

Penny Lane said...

Happy St Patrick's Day!

I am not Irish but when I was a good little girl going to Catholic school with all the Conley's, and Donnelley's and Kelly's I sure wanted to be.

Angelica and Susan,

I admire you for taking on remodeling work. The last time I did that I was stuck holding up a sheet of drywall as he remembered he didn't have the right drill, screw, hammer, knife or WTF-ever. Never again!

olivia said...

Good morning Rose and dear Roselanders,

Just viewed the trailer for the new Chris Weitz film that will open in June. It looks wonderful and I hope that it does very well for Chris. The two lead actors, Demián Bichir and José Julián, look like they have done an exceptional job. Chris has been such a dear friend and supporter of Rob, Kristen, Taylor and the whole Twi experience. Hooray for his kind contribution to Japanese Relief, and smiles for his humorous tweets.


http://latimesblogs.latimes.com
/movies/2011/02/chris-weitz-
twilight-trailer-better-life
-breaking-dawn.html


Special treats tomorrow! Good things come to those who are patient. Wishing Rob fun and wonderful experiences with both Josh and Jay.

Continued thoughts and prayers to those in need. May they have strength, courage and faith to live through these difficult times.

Spring Break is flying by so quickly! It has been a welcome change of pace.

Hugs to y'all.
Wishes for happiness, calm, and much love for Smitty, Gruff, and Syd.

Rhonda said...

Happy St Patrick's Day!

I don't really mind when Roger shows up either, it's always good for a laugh :)

Hi Susan-Glad to see you stopped by, good luck with the remodel.

Hi Everyone- I hope it's a great day for all :)

angelica1 said...

Penny - My niece and I did the work while he did what he does best - make coffee and pick up KFC. The last time he "helped", he accidentally threw the hammer and broke a bone in my foot :)

SueBee said...

Hello!

Actually, my arms are a bit sore from holding up dry wall. I did get to use the drill though. (Not very well but I tried!)


Going out tonight so Mr. Bee can drink green beer!

DreamerKind said...

Happy St. Patrick's Paddy's (Patty's) Day to you all!

Erin go Bragh!

Just had some buttered Irish soda bread and tea, and that's a happy way to start my day. Don't have any plans for big celebrating (shocking) but the day is not that old, yet. Yes, the Chicago River is most likely green again this year.

I'm around, and happy to be here on Roseland with you, when we are.

Look for some Irish songs from me later, if you're in the mood.

Dreamer

dottie said...

Just popping in to wish all of you a Happy St Patrick's Day!

DreamerKind said...

When Irish Eyes Are Smiling

Frank Patterson:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Qu6XcZCAw

There's a tear in your eye and I'm wondering why,
For it never should be there at all.

With such power in your smile, sure a stone you'd beguile,
And there's never a teardrop should fall,

When your sweet lilting laughter's like some fairy song
And your eyes sparkle bright as can be.

You should laugh all the while and all other times smile,
So now smile a smile for me.

When Irish eyes are smiling, sure 'tis like a morn in spring.

In the lilt of Irish laughter you can hear the angels sing,

When Irish hearts are happy all the world seems bright and gay,

And when Irish eyes are smiling, sure, they steal your heart away.

For your smile is a part of the love in your heart,
And it makes even sunshine more bright.

Like the linnet's sweet song, crooning all the day long.
Comes your laughter so tender and light.

For the springtime of life is the best time of all,
With never a pain or regret.

While the springtime is ours, thru all of life's hours,
Let us smile each chance we get.

Thank you/ILoveJenni47

DreamerKind said...

An Irish Lullaby

Frank Patterson:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQHSFxlmn1E

Over in Killarney
Many years ago,
Me Mither sang a song to me
In tones so sweet and low.

Just a simple little ditty,
In her good ould Irish way,
And l'd give the world if she could sing
That song to me this day.

"Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral, Too-ra-loo-ra-li,
Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral, hush now, don't you cry!

Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral, Too-ra-loo-ra-li,
Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral, that's an Irish lullaby."

Oft in dreams I wander
To that cot again,
I feel her arms a-huggin' me
As when she held me then.

And I hear her voice a -hummin'
To me as in days of yore,
When she used to rock me fast asleep
Outside the cabin door.

Thank you/LiltOfTheIrish

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Birdie said...

DK,
No lie, my mother sang An Irish Lullaby to us when we were children. I sang only the chorus to mine(all I could remember). Sweet memories, thank you.
HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY ROSELAND!

DreamerKind said...

@Birdie
Thanks, that was a sweet memory to share. Happy back to you!

Trying to post that Chicago River Dyed Green link and will try one more time, for it's so cool to see.

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Birdie said...

It is no cooperating. I can't get it to come up.

DreamerKind said...

Can't stop trying to link this, I'm Irish after all!

Dyeing the Chicago River Green:

http://www.greenchicagoriver.com/

Birdie said...

Wonderful! I have never seen that. I am thinking I may have to experience a St Paddy's Day in Chicago some day.

DreamerKind said...

@Birdie
I am having trouble posting, and may have been shut out for a while. Let's see...

DreamerKind said...

@Birdie
Wonderful for you are always welcome!

Guess all has been forgiven and I am back on Roseland. Wonder what I did to get kicked off for a while, tee hee?

Birdie said...

I'm off to feed the girls. See you later DK. Thank you for the songs and river!

ninjaprici181 said...

i know i am of topic but i was just reading about ashely greene and joe jonas on e news breaking up and some people were talking abt ashely and rob fucking around in 2008. have any of u guys heard about that?

Freddie said...

I'm just dropping in quickly to wish everyone a Happy St. Patrick's Day. Have a good one.

Rhonda said...

30- I just wanted to tell you, I loved your ass-baring leprechaun!

Go Irish!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

HAPPY ST PATTYS DAY EVERYBODY! heh...My husband and I went out to dinner and I read him the jokes from last nights bloggers...He thought they were hilarious, as did I when I read them again..lol

Hi RHONDA, DK and anybody else I missed...Did I miss another troll visit? I see several deleted comments.

DreamerKind said...

@Super
Ta, da! The call has come. I must out to have a Guinness at Joker's Bar with the kiddos.

Be back later.

Oh, I was the troll earlier, trying to post a Green Chicago River.



I'll toast you all darling Roselanders!

DreamerKind said...

Lovelies,

I find that I have been out tonight with some very wonderful peeps. and that I cannot talk about that time since I am hungry and sleepy. But I will, so when we meet again, it is meant to be.

DK

Kay said...

Good Morning!

Wishing all of you lurking out there a safe, happy, stress-free, fabulous Friday! :)

Miss you my very quiet Roseland friends. <3

katy said...

Hello Rose!! Hello, Roseland!! Happy Friday

Whoohoo, today we get Rob goddies, SO looking foward to seeing him on Leno and interview with Josh :)

Wish all a great day!

Hugs to all

olivia said...

Good morning dear Rose and Roseland,

Actually got to watch a bit of Rachel Ray this morning and the Irish Hand Dancing Duo was on. I had not seen the You Tube video with them but found it after the show. It is great fun. To wish everyone a belated Happy St. Patty's Day, here is another of their performances. I'm impressed!

http://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=lC3Iwiwy88g


Also, am still reading The Pillars of the Earth, which is so very long but so very good. Since I only have about 200 more pages to go ( out of 900+), I have borrowed the DVD miniseries from a friend and have viewed the first three (out of eight) hours.
( I will be good and not view ahead of the chapters left in the book.) It is beautifully done and the screenplay has been very well adapted from the novel. I was delighted to find that the part of Jack is played by Eddie Redmayne, and he is perfect for the role. He has an otherworldly handsomeness and is a masterful actor. The entire cast is exceptional. For those of you who enjoyed The Yellow Handkerchief with Kristen and Eddie, you may wish to see him in this series about the building of a cathedral during the Dark Ages in England.

Just a bit of distraction while waiting for the WFE interviews with Rob tonight!

Have a beautiful day. Life is good. Keep others in your thoughts and prayers.
Hugs for y'all.

olivia said...

One more little bit.

I did see RRH the other day. CH did a beautiful job with set design, color, and camera work. Julie Christie was as beautiful as always. (Am showing my age because I always think of her in Doctor Zhivago.)

Good job with the intrigue as to who was the wolf. Lots of false leads. I did not figure it out and felt the ending, where you learn who it is, was the best part of the film.

I must agree with a few others who have commented earlier, the chemistry level between the leads seemed to be negligible.

Lastly, a few parts were quite odd, including the dancing during the festival, and the Roman elephant torture chamber.

despoina said...

hi everybody!It's such a nice day today and this foto made it muuuucchh better!I love the way Rob is kind of shy(oh my sweet boy...)and Kristen is hiding behind him:)She's like she wants to shout:''WTF???HE'S MY BOYFRIEND,SO STAY AWAY FROM HIM,BITCHES!''...love you guys,stay forever in love and happy...