Rob and Kristen- All Together Now

This was the beginning...

I'm not really in much of a mood to write today.

I guess I'm just exhausted from all the giggling

and finger pointing

and generally being a 'told you so' kinda bitch.

Can't help it.

It's not like I didn't know this all along.

Because to me it's been obvious for quite some time.

And the pics from the other night are

just more icing on an already delicious cake.

A huge multi-layered sweet beautiful cake.

Rob can't seem to keep his lips to himself...

And Kristen always seems to have that same knowing smile...

1... 2... 3... 4

Can I have a little more?

5... 6... 7, 8, 9 10

I LOVE YOU!

So anyway.

Kristen left Vancouver this morning...

No doubt heading back to L.A.

Where Robert happens to be.

Maybe a couple of days before they head off

somewhere to do the reshoots?

First it was Florida...

Now possibly the Virgin Islands?

I guess we shall see.

Then Robert...

Sweet Sweet Robert

Starts his whirlwind premiere schedule

 Aprl 27 - WFE Premiere in Berlin
April 28 - WFE Premiere in Paris
    May 1 - WFE Premiere in Barcelona
     May 3 - WFE UK Premiere in London
May 6 - WFE Premiere in Sydney

Where will Kristen be?

Oh I'm sure "Summit" will force her to go with Rob

to London...

They have SUCH power over FOX movie premieres.

(Even in Europe apparently)

Honestly.

One minute the Foam is spewing about how the NYC premiere

was all staged and planned down to the second.

How everyone was in on 'it'

Keyword? EVERYONE.

Heh.

But now?

Oh no.

Now it seems that people 'in the know'

are saying how pissed off FOX was at these shenanigans.

(Don't you just love the word shenanigans? Hahahaha)

So... Now Fox didn't plan this wondrous publicity stunt?

I guess EVERYONE wasn't in on it?

Or... Wait.

It wasn't all staged and planned?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Flailing Foam is Flailing.

Keep chasing that tail...

Round and Round you go...

Where will you stop?

Well...

You never will.

Keep pushing that PR train up that hill...

It's getting harder and harder to do now... isn't it?

That hill is so steep...

And the train...

Oh that train is sooo heavy.

Nearly impossible to budge...

"I think I can... I think I can..."

Rob actually looks comfy with Ellen...

Don't forget!

Rob is on Ellen and Kimmel today.

Catch him while you can!!

Final Thought.

Just Because.

Tom was seen coming out of the same restaurant

as Miss Sienna Miller.
Again.

Things that make you go...
HMMMMMMMM

But he looks adorable just the same.

Still haven't seen any pics of him in NYC.

But.

I will take what I can get.

This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for Bart.

I love my Bart.

B for Beards

I love beards.

I love scruffy Robert.

I love scruffy Tom.

B for BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Keep it up.

No... really.

Please.

Keep going.

Keep whining "I DON'T CARE"

Keep trying to convince yourself

that the EXIT STRATEGY is still in place.

Keep pretending that this isn't fucking

making you even more bitter and angry.

Go on.

You can do it.

*Gets the popcorn and soda*

B for 

BYE FOR NOW

♥♥♥