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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Rob and Kristen- Birthday Wishes and Kisses

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

So there you go.
More grainy shitty pictures taken from who knows
how far away... in the dark.
Just to show Rob on a motorbike of some kind...
And
This Kiss.

Of course these pictures have been analyzed to fucking death.
And by the foaming haters more than anyone.
Oh yes.
More.Than.Anyone.

The fact of the matter is...
Foamers were all about EXIT STRATEGY this weekend...
Rob wasn't going to show up.
They were both sick of the 'PR' they have been
forced to live with for the past 3 years...
Rob and Kristen were fighting and sick of each other.
Well.
Well.
Well.

Oh Look... Rob and Kristen. Together.
According to the 'source' where the pictures came from...
They were shown being affectionate 
and even sharing a kiss or two...

Sure...
I carry my salt shaker with me at ALL times...
Because you can't really decipher much from a few frames.
People were like...
"He's not even with her more than 3 pictures!"
Um... really?
Like you saw what happened all night long?
Yeah.. in the 10 pics that were out there...
The scant MINUTES that those pictures represent
Most of them were Rob on some tiny little minibike thing.
Whose to say what happened the rest of the night
that there were NO pictures taken?
And of course...
There was talk about the cast giving Kristen the bike...
(sounds odd... but whatever)
And right away...
"It must be true wuv if Rob gave Kristen a motorcycle"
Again.
HELLO?
ANYBODY HOME?
Whose to say what Robert privately gave to Kristen for her birthday?
I'm pretty sure that was probably between him and her...
and I'm guessing that there were no pap cameras taking pics.

Look at the pictures again
(and try not to get a headache)

1. You can't tell how much time Rob and Kristen spent
together based on a few pictures.
2. You can't know what Robert gave Kristen for her birthday.
3. You can know that yes... Dakota WAS there for her friends birthday.
(and oh that burned some foam)
4. You can see that Rob and Kristen did spend that night together.
(and we wont even go into after the party...)
5. You can see Robert put his face very close to Kristen's...
And while some people want to say...
"It's probably loud and he was trying to hear what she was saying"
or
"Great PR for BD! Taylor/Lilly AND Rob/Kristen!
Way to go, Summit!"
or
"Of course Rob/Kristen were around 30 other people
HOW ROMANTIC"

Yes... they really said all of that.
Rob and Kristen do have a habit of major lip reading when 
they are caught up close... and personal.
Come closer... Whisper into my lips...
I can't hear you...
Put your lips on mine.

PR.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

And there were other people at the party??
No fucking way.
At a party of all things?
What kind of party has PEOPLE at it?
WTF were Rob and Kristen thinking?

FOAM ALERT! MAJOR CLEANUP NEEDED!

Yes Folks.
Major Foamage.
BIG time foamalific splendor.
Foam
Foam
Everywhere's Foam.

Rob and Kristen spent her birthday together again.
Awwww shucks.
I guess you always have tomorrow for your
EXIT STRATEGY
Or the next day...
Or the next.

I'm sure as long as Rob and Kristen continue
to show up TOGETHER.
(Funny how I didnt see a picture of Robert putting his face
close to anyone else to hear THEM)
There will be conspiracy theories...
and exit strategies...
and PR PR PR.
or
If you just want to make it easier to remember?
EXCUSES.
Rationalizations to explain...
WHY OH GOD WHY
Rob and Kristen continue to be together
Up close.
Personal.
Time and time again.

Does it get any better? Absolutely not.
WATER FOR ELEPHANTS.

I can't emphasize how much I want this movie to fucking
blow everything out of the theater.
How much I want Robert to be known as something other
than that 'vampire guy from the Twilight movies'
Because this movie can do this for him.
This movie WILL do this for him.
Robert is capable of holding his own with Oscar winners.
Robert is capable of being a huge box office draw...
Without the name Edward.

This next week is going to be SO much fun.
All the Robert.
All the time.
And we all know there is no such thing as
Too Much Robert Pattinson.

And that brings us to the premiere(s)

Hey Kris... Just wanted to let you know I'm thinking about you...
Yes.
All the WFE premieres.

April 17- WFE NYC Premiere
     Aprl 27 - WFE Premiere in Berlin
    April 28 - WFE Premiere in Paris
        May 3 - WFE UK Premiere in London
  May 6 - WFE Premiere in Sydney

The question I get asked SO much...
Is will Kristen be there?
Who knows.
Obviously I don't have access to her date planner.
(or DO I?)
I've been skeptical about her going to NYC
And thats mainly because its THE premiere... you know?
And if I had to wager a guess...
I would think Kristen is torn between wanting to go
and be with her guy and support him and his career...
Or
Staying out of sight so the focus of the night can be
all about WFE and Robert
and not the whole "Robsten" fuckery
and all the baggage that goes along with it.

Thing is?
Kristen is damned if she does.
Damned if she doesn't.
IF she goes
She will be criticized for taking attention away from Rob
and clinging to his coattails to try and stay relevant.
IF she doesn't go
It will be because Rob didn't want her there
and they are 'on a break' or some lame shit.

She can't win for losing.
I say...
She should just follow her heart
and do what She and Robert want.
Fuck the rest.

I still see London as a real possibility.
Big time.
It just makes sense to me.
Australia might be off because of time constraints.
But hell...
Paris is just a hop, skip and a jump from London.
Not a big deal.
So.
I guess we shall see.
Maybe.
If we are lucky to get a glimpse.
Maybe.
Because I'm thinking that's the last thing she would want.
And no one is better at NOT being seen than Kristen.
(Seriously, When was the last time we saw her before the birthday pics?
The chick has mad Ninja skills. Admit it.)

What do you suppose Tom is thinking here?

OK.
If I EVER was lucky enough to come across
Robert and Thomas in this kind of setting...
I sure as HELL would want Tom in my pic too.
Like.
Seriously?
ROB/ROSE/TOM sandwich?
Um.
Can you say fuckably awesome?
Like.
Fucking Dream Coming True?
Yeah. Right.
I would just have a pic taken with Rob
and leave that fuckably adorably Tom sitting on the step.
Like.
NO.
(OK, the 'Like' was to be obnoxious... did it work?)

Tom Sturridge.
Just fuckably because.


This post is brought to you by the letter *F*

F for FUCKABLY adorable.

F for Are you fucking KIDDING me with
your bullshit drama?

F for Lay off the fucking private pics.
Don't you have ANY fucking boundaries at all?

Bye for now.
♥♥♥

Excuse my profuse profanity.
Sometimes its just a fuck kinda day.

On one bright note...
Welcome Madalynn Marie!
Life really is good.

845 comments:

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Rhonda said...

Robert- Well said :)

Freddie said...

Hi IB - how are you this fine evening?

*I*Believe* said...

@Robert~Awww!!! :)

Kenzz said...

"Robert" made me both laugh and actually brought a little tear to my eye re: the description of "his" gal...

Somebody forgot his screen name, though?

Kenzz said...

IB, how are you, luv?

*I*Believe* said...

I am wonderful Freddie...just helped my two boys finish two papers...and helped daw sew and study for a science test...now it is my time...how are u?


Hey Rhonda!!

Robert said...

rhonda

thank you, sorry about posting such a long post twice. it's these computer gadgets. i tell you.

angelica1 said...

Hi IB, Robert made me go "awww" too :)

Smitty - Have you heard from Syd? I hope he's recovered.

*I*Believe* said...

Hey Kenzz~Did u get the warm weather yesterday?? The natives
(2nd graders) are restless!

Rhonda said...

Robert- No problem. I'm a little technically challenged myself :))

Hi IB :)

Kenzz said...

Robert: your post was perfect...nothing to be sorry about, and posting it twice just proved how strongly you felt about it, right? :)

*I*Believe* said...

Yes, yes, any word from Syd? How was is his head? Has he recovered?

Rhonda said...

Hi Angelica :)

Super RN Gas Passer said...

ROBERT...I liked what you said and the way you said it!

HI EVERYBODY...I congratulate you ALL on a well executed out TROLL SNUFF-OUT!

SMITTY..Heh...I knew you wouldnt be able to help yourself on this one if you were "around"...

Dottie said...

*I* Quick and Easy has become my specialty (in the kitchen too! haha!)

Robert That was just perfect :)

*I*Believe* said...

Hi Sweeties!

Kenzz said...
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Dottie said...

Sometimes things are so well said they deserve repeating :)

angelica1 said...

Hi Rhonda & Super :)

Melinda said...

Good God stupidity should be painful! While the stupid just get more stupid I did enjoy the responses. You ladies make me laugh.

Rose- great post as always. They will do what works for them. I hope they are able to get a little vacay somewhere in there between WFE promos. I think after the last 5 or so months they need it.

30- I totally vote for shock therapy! It can't hurt right??

Smitty- subs....that is all. :)

Hope everyone is having a great day so far!

*I*Believe* said...

Dottie~"quick and easy"~lol~love it!

*I*Believe* said...

Angelica, how's the back today?

Freddie said...

Robert - great job summing it up.

IB - I'm great thanks. Just having a nice peaceful night (when not being yelled at by the cat).

angelica1 said...

Hi Melinda, I agree a break would be nice.God,they work hard!

olivia said...

Dear Smitty,

Hear! Hear! You make me proud.

"To thine own self be true."
And you always are!

((Hug))

Rhonda said...

Hi Melinda :)

angelica1 said...

IB - I've had quite a good day today,thank you :)

*I*Believe* said...

Hi Super and olivia!!!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Hi ANGELICA...How are you doing? Whats the word over the pond? Is everybody getting excited about the royal wedding?

*I*Believe* said...

Glad to hear that Angelica!

Where's DK?

Freddie said...

Hi Super (Gigi) - you fell asleep on us last night mid comments. LOL. How are you?

Hey Melinda and Olivia - hope you are both well.

*I*Believe* said...

Speaking of the Royal Wedding, does anyone else think Kate is looking awfully thin?

Rhonda said...

Hi Super, Olivia, Kenzz, dottie and anyone I missed :))

angelica1 said...

IB - She's gone hat shopping,said she'd be back later

Kenzz said...

Melinda & angelica: I'm jumping on the vacation bandwagon...these kids work too damn hard (and earnestly so) to not get a few days to themselves...

Speaking of vaca's, I'm heading to southwest Florida this weekend for April vacation...wish me some good weather, as winter in New England...sucked!!

*I*Believe* said...

@Freddie~LOL~I have a mouthy cat too...he's a yowler...

Dottie said...

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's SUPER GIGI! (I like that name!)

Why is DK hat shopping? I don't think I've ever heard of anyone making a special trip to shop for a hat. It's cute and so DK, isn't it?

Should I go ahead and post the spaghetti recipe Smitty asked about or wait till there is less traffic? I don't want to get in the way.

*I*Believe* said...

Kenzz~lucky you...escaping New England and all...can I fit in one of your suitcases..I have next week off...btw...just paid for our house on the Cape ( a week that is, sadly, didn't buy one:( )

angelica1 said...

Kenzz - I'm sure the weather'll be great :)
I wanted to go to NYC for Easter but "someone" moaned because he's just on his way back from Calgary and he'd be jet-lagged "until the end of time"

*I*Believe* said...

Yeah, why does DK need a hat?

Kenzz said...

IB & Freddie: is it possible to have a mouthy dog? I have a dashchund/chihuahua mix, who I swear says "mama" from her crate when I come downstairs in the morning!

angelica1 said...

Dottie - I didn't ask since it is is very DK :) Please post the recipe,I'd like it too.

Melinda said...

Hi ladies!

I have to say I actually feel sorry for people that don't understand what real love in a real relationship is.


Kenzz- You are going to the gulf coast right?? It's beautiful over there.

Robert said...

thanks to all of you who responded to my post. i have lurked here for a long time [what an incredible blog; and an incredible group of followers as well] but this is only the second time i have posted anything and the first time was at 3 am so it didn't really count. anyway thanks for being so nice

Rhonda said...

Dottie- Please post it..I want it too :)

olivia said...

Robert,

Love your logic and reasoning.

You definitely sound like you are a "keeper".

((Hug))

P.S.

See comment to Smitty, ditto for you! : )

Freddie said...

Ib - good description. My "yowler" isn't pleased with his staff (namely me) at the moment. The food isn't up to snuff. He gets abused (when he's forced to take his meds). I don't jump when he wants water. So, he's planning on trading me in for a new model.

*I*Believe* said...

Melinda, I agree, pity the poor fools.


A mouthy dog is a good possibility. They had this dog on the radio that said "I love you." I'll tell you, it did sound just like it was saying that.

Kenzz said...

@Robert: You are a gem & a gentleman...come back anytime, 3am or 3pm, as there's usually someone here!

Stay safe & well...hold tight those whom you hold dear (of course, you know who I mean) lol

angelica1 said...

Robert - If you insist on saying lovely things about Kristen,we'll always be nice to you :)

30 said...

Hi Melinda! :) I am also the inventor of the "boob Magnets" and an ass lifter. Patent coming soon... LOL

Rhonda said...

Robert- You're a great defender..we like that ;)

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Hi FREDDIE...I am awake tonight...How was your day? Is anything interesting going on in Canada today? Do they still have Royal Canadian Mounted Police? I remember that from watching Bullwinkle and Rocky when I was a kid.

SMITTY..Do you ever use a crock pot??? I use one probably one night a week or on Sunday..If you want something that is delicious, nutritious and EASY... Take a roast beef and lay it in the pot...heat 2 cups of water and mix one envelope of Liptons onion soup mix and pour on top..add potatoes and carrots around the sides and cook on low for 10-12 hours....DELISH..

*I*Believe* said...

Robert~It's a pleasure to meet you! Thank you for the thank you. The gals here are very caring and supportive and of course, where would we be without our dear Rose, Kristen, Rob and Tom?

Please come by anytime! We can always use another voice of reason!

angelica1 said...

Hi Super - I'm OK. I'm sorry to say no one I know cares much about the Royal Wedding except for the fact that they get an extra day of work. Everyone likes Kate and William but the others...

Freddie said...

Angelica - Easter is still a week and a half away. NYC sounds great. Your hubby wouldn't reconsider??

Melinda said...

30- I read that the other night and had a good laugh. You say the funniest things!


Robert- I like what you said. Real love doesn't keep score.

Rhonda said...

Ladies (and Robert)...this day has been incredibly long for me, so I'm checking out for now. Have a great night :)

Smitty, Gruff and Syd- Sending lots of love to you :))

*I*Believe* said...

Freddie~Who ever said animals were dumb? Mine know exactly what they want and when they want it! My two cats are not always pleased with me either but they have it good around here...I bet you guy does too :)

*I*Believe* said...

*your


Night Rhonda! Sleep well!

angelica1 said...

Freddie - He probably would but I won't make him. He's going to China the week after Easter.We'll go in the summer,no doubt

Melinda said...

Angelica-

I don't even know when they are getting married. How bad is that? My only hope is that her dress isn't an overkill like Diana's was. (Sorry to the people that might have like Di's dress).

Freddie said...

Hi Super - nice to see you (virtually). Nothing much here north of the border other than an upcoming election. Yes, we do still have the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP). Between Rocky and Bullwinkle, Monty Python's lumberjack sketch and old Nelson movies, the RCMP are famous.

*I*Believe* said...

So....do you guys think Kate is looking too thin?

olivia said...

Hi y'all, **waves**,

Just hate when Roseland is invaded by malevolence.
Good job sweeping it away dear Roselanders.


Night Rhonda.

Didn't DK mention a while ago wanting Roselanders to post pictures with hats?

Dottie said...

SAUCE (4-6 servings)
1 lb tomatoes (processed or blended)

1 med chopped onion

3 6oz cans tomato paste

2 cloves minced garlic

3 T oil

3 scant T sugar

1 tsp dried basil or 1 T fresh

salt & pepper to taste (easy on salt)

1/2 tsp fennel

In a pot saute' onion & garlic until transparent (not brown). Add tomato. Cook down until thick & creamy, about 20 min. Add paste, filling each can 3 times with water & adding to the pot. Add seasonings. Cook on med-high to boil. Continue cooking on med, stirring frequently for 2 - 2 1/2 hr or until thick.

MEATBALLS
1 lb. ground chuck

2 lg eggs

salt & pepper to taste

2 cloves minced garlic

3/4 c bread crumbs

1/2 c Parmesan or Romano cheese

2-3 T chopped fresh parsley

2T. chopped celery leaves (tender, yellow ones)

Water as needed (approx 1/2 c)

Mix and form into balls. Fry gently in oil.

Freddie said...

Night Rhonda.

Angelica - that's considerate of you. Boy - your husband sure does rack up the frequent flyer points. Hope you can get to NYC on points.


IB - I'm sure your cats are very luck indeed.

Super RN Gas Passer said...

DOTTIE...Please post your recipe! Now you are reminding me of another favorite cartoon...Underdog.."Look up in the sky...Its a plane...Its a bird..Is a frog...No...Not a plane nor a bird nor a frog...Its just little ole me...Underdog"!!!(Super Gigi) heh

Kenzz said...

IB: I think "thin" really is based on body frame...

I look at my daw...petite features, good strong thin body; Kristen...petite frame, beautiful body; Kate Middleton...a little too thin for her frame (she's tall, can handle a few more lbs, but which one of us didn't lose 10 lbs before the wedding?)

angelica1 said...

Melinda - It's April 29th. I don't think anyone liked Diana's dress, I think Kate will go for something much simpler.

IB - She has lost weight but she's under so much pressure it's not surprising

Robert said...

Kenzz,
sorry i missed your question. i just saw it and i'm not completely sure if this is what you meant but as far as the basketball thing goes, i can't really defend what he said but i can certainly feel his pain. we love basketball in a way that is completely sublime and jf we could get you to love it too then our lives would be complete

olivia said...

Oh yummmm, Dottie! This recipe sounds wonderful!

Anonymous said...

Sorry--had to double check something. Robert is brilliant but I don't know who he is--lol. Not any Rob I know but it kind of flipped me out--hahaha. Whoever he belongs to is a lucky woman!

Dottie I would love to see the recipe whenever you have time.

Syd is doing just fine--nothing wounded but his pride. He is probably crashed but he's doing great. Working hard on a project and it seems to be going really well.

Freddie said...

IB - Kate (or should I say Katherine) looks very trim, indeed.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Dottie--duh--you posted it while I was typing.

THANKS--yum!

30 said...

Dottie, Have you ever put neck bone in your sauce? If not you all have too try it.Pork Neck bone, let it simmer in there as the sauce is on the stove. You will have the best sauce ever, promise. Also the sugar always add sugar. So good.

Barbara Fenwick said...

Great post Rose. I enjoy reading all the comments, I always get a good laugh. I feel sure Kris will attend one of the premieres, which one will depend on Rob and Kris, because you know they have discussed it. I felt so happy seeing the birthday kiss,just knowing they spent the day together. I have no idea what gifts Rob gave Kris, it is none of my business. Just seeing those pics with their friends, laughing and having fun made my day. Oh, but what am I thinking, I am sure it was all PR. HAHAHAHAHA Happy Tuesday Roselanders.

Dottie said...

There you go. Sorry it takes up so much space. Sometimes my sil will put some browned pork or italian sausages in the sauce to make it even yummier.

I don't make it very often because it's just too easy to open a jar most of the time!

Super Gigi you need a cape. When the baby is crying you can come swooping in to the rescue!

Melinda said...

IB-

I haven't seen any pictures lately (to be honest I haven't been looking for them).

I'm guessing if she has lost some weight it has to be from stress. I can't imagine how hard it must be as a "commoner" to marry into a royal family. All those expectations on your shoulders. Yikes!

Dottie said...

30 you were asking about the pork when I was typing my post. haha It does make it really good!

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Super RN Gas Passer said...

MELINDA...Hi. ..Isnt your birthday in July?

ANGELICA...Heh..that is interesting...everybody over here is all geared up for the wedding. I find that fascinating...so, the Brits excitement comes from a day off from work? Cant say I blame you all...Do the Brits like Harry?

angelica1 said...

Super - It depends who you ask about Harry. He doesn't always think before he acts which upsets a few sensitive souls :)

Kenzz said...

Hi Super!!! Didn't want to miss a shout-out to our resident healer :)

*I*Believe* said...

I wonder if Syd still has that Driscoll guy as his avi.

Dottie said...

You are very welcome, Smitty. If you decide not to make it or don't like it, I promise my feelings won't be hurt. :)

Yeah, Robert kind of made me do a double take as well. He sounds like a nice guy. My hubby is a Robert too!

Kenzz said...

Heavens, DK must have been individually sized for her hat to take this long to get back!! I miss our FGM...

Dottie said...

*I* -- I hope Syd never changes his avi. That picture cracked me up the other night. Maybe it was the pic combined w/Syd's hilarity but every time it popped up I started to giggle.

angelica1 said...

Dottie - That was an epic night, I was frantically trying to remember who it was or he'd have been so disappointed.I didn't have the sense to just bloody google it!

Melinda said...

Angelica-

Thanks for the telling me when they are getting married. I'm with you I think her dress is going to be simpler. She does seem more down to earth but still speaks her mind.


Super- yes my b-day is in July. Great memory.

Freddie said...

dottie - question is... does Syd even remember putting the avi up or will he surprise himself the next time he posts.

Melinda said...

Dottie- That recipe sounds great! Thanks for sharing. I should post a "southern style" garlic bread recipe that is fantastic that a friend made the other night.


Angelica- explain something to me. Is rugby the same thing as English football? There is a reason I ask this.

Dottie said...

Freddie, he might not remember. Honestly I am surprised he was even able to post it!

Angelica, I am not too proud to admit I bloody googled it! haha!

Kenzz said...

Freddie: You are too funny! Can't you just see Syd pulling up his blogger ID and seeing that pic!!? Thinking...WTF?

Dottie said...

Sounds yummy Melinda! Spaghetti & Meatballs, Garlic Bread... now all we need is a salad and we have a meal!

Post that bread recipe girl!

angelica1 said...

Melinda, no they're different sports.Rugby is closer to American football

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Hi KENZZ and IB...Heh...Thanks for your kind words Kenzz...IB...Im glad to know Syd is "recovered"...I guess we will have to wait and see the next time he posts...about the avi...I know you all are probably sick of mine...UNFORTUNATELY my daughter put that one up for me and I dont know how to change it.

ANGELICA... Did Prince Charles brother Andrew ever remarry after his split fom Sarah Ferguson?

Freddie said...

Yeah Kenzz - that would be priceless.

dottie - I agree, Syd managed quite well with the pic. I don't even know how to do it sober, much less sloshed.

angelica1 said...

Super - No he hasn't remarried

Freddie said...

Birdie - if you're still here, I've been meaning to wish you a belated happy birthday. I hope you had a good one.

Super RN Gas Passer said...

MELINDA...You and I will have to celebrate..If there are other Roselanders with a bday..let us know and we will have a "virtual" party and invite Syd!

Dottie said...

I know what you mean, Freddie. He asked me how to post a pic (or at least I think that's what he asked me) and I couldnt remember how I did it. I think I just got lucky!

I hope he isn't embarrassed about the other night. He was so funny and cute and we had a great time. There is no need to be embarrassed.

Kenzz said...

Birdie: I missed your bday.?..sorry, and hope it was spectacular!

Melinda said...

Angelica-

Well crap I was kinda hoping it was, only to say to Syd that David Beckham is king, not whatever the other guy's name is!

*I*Believe* said...

Super~I know what you mean about avi's. I was trying to post a new pic of daw's cheerleading stuff and I can't get it to work....go figure

angelica1 said...

Melinda. Oh my God, he may never recover. I can't imagine Syd being impressed by David Beckham!

Kenzz said...

dottie: I agree...I only read thru the comments after the fact, but Syd was funny, charming, sweet (but certainly not anything to be embarassed about!!)

Hope he comes back soon to "feel the lurve"

Melinda said...

Dottie-

I'll get it from her and post it. She uses Dukes mayo (hence the southern style!)on it. Sounds strange but it is so good.

Dottie said...

Kenzz, I am still laughing about DK being individually sized for a hat. Can't you just picture it? I love it! She is going to have to post a pic of this incredibly time consuming hat!

*I*Believe* said...

@Melinda~ BRIAN DRISCOLL

Dottie said...

Melinda, I was born and raised in the south, so I get the mayo thing. Can't wait to try it.

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Kenzz said...

dottie: like in Texas, cowboys are measured for their 10 gallon hat...as tired as I am, I keep lingering, hoping Dk will swing thru so I can enjoy the tall tale of the epic hat search of 2011... :)

Melinda said...

Angelica-

I have no doubt about that! Yeah don't see him as a fan.

But hell it's David Beckham. I totally understand why Victoria keeps getting pregnant! Ha,ha!

angelica1 said...

Melinda, I agree. I could get pregnant just looking at him.LOL

Melinda said...

IB-

Thanks for the name. Guess I haven't been impressed (runs and hides from Syd) enough to remember it. LOL!

Kenzz said...

Melinda & angelica: you girls are naughty!! Not a huge fan of all those tatoos, but I could probably overlook :)

*I*Believe* said...

Time for me to hop off to bed!
Have a good nite everyone!

DK~Hope your Easter bonnet fitting went well!

Dottie said...

HAHA Kenzz Is there a hat song we could post especially for her?

Dottie said...

Nighty night *I*

I agree that David B is a fine specimen :)

angelica1 said...

Night IB :)

Melinda said...

Kenzz- He's on the "freebie five" for me in all his tattoo glory!! Okay now I gotta stop before I embarrass myself anymore... ;)

Robert said...

WOW
yall are so sweet. i am laughing so hard i van hardly stand it
first things first: i am not mr, pattinson, i would love to be and the fact that you guys even jokingly thought that i might be has made my week
secondly, so many nice things were said while i stepped away to grade papers for 30 minutes that i wanna say thanks, but i feel i should point out that i am single, i was married to a wonderful woman for 15 years because, frankly, that was all she could handle
more importantly, if i am going to do this i need to point something out--i have parkinsons disease, i do not say this for any reason other than by way of explaining that if you direct a post to me and it takes a while before you hear from me, that is why

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Good Night Guys...I am calling it a day...On call tomorrow TTYL

Anonymous said...

First, ladies I am fine---thank you for the concern.

Second, it is Brian O'Driscoll who is the all time king of the world. Its Irish Rugby--a sport far superior to that inane "football" that Americans play and while Beckham was okay in his day, football hardly compares to a real sport like Irish rugby.

Third, you are all far too kind to me and my babbling the other night. Thank you for being sweet.

Back to bed now. I'll come by earlier next time.

Freddie said...

Ladies - I'm going to have to head off. I have a few work things to do before bed that I've been procrastinating on.

It was really nice talking with you all. Have a good evening and stay well.

Kenzz said...

Nighty nite IB!

dottie, isn't there a lovely Easter bonet song, as we're sooo close to Easter Sunday... something to do with "The Easter Parade"...on the avenue...Fifth avenue....

Freddie said...

Night IB.

angelica1 said...

Syd - Thanks for dropping by to reassure us you are still on this mortal coil. You were great company :)

Dottie said...

Nice to meet you, Robert. It's always nice to get a male's perspective if you don't mind wading through the "girl talk." haha

Speaking of male perspective, where is Dano? I haven't seen him around in a while. Maybe he is here when I'm not and we are missing each other.

Dottie said...

Awww What a treat to see Brian and hear from Syd!

Kenzz said...

Goodnite Syd!!! Glas to see you're amongst the living..remember, we're all friends here, so what happens in Roseland, stays in Roseland :) Have a successful week!

Robert: so happy you stopped in...we play lots of games here identity wise...so glad you enjoyed the funnies!

Freddie & Super & IB...GOODNITE sweeties!

Melinda...embarrass yourself...are you kiding? Have you read some of our posts here? haha

*I*Believe* said...

Hi Syd~Glad to see you and Mr. Discoll are well!

I am glad I was still here. I wouldn't want to miss dear Syd!

Yes, the Easter bonnet song:

"In your Easter bonnet,
with all the frills upon it..."

Hamid Fazal said...

I still couldn't figure out why such a girl like Kristen was ever needed to be a sandwich between other guys even if both other guys happened to be close friends.Relationship is private matter of intimacy between to souls, its not some game or way to have entertainment,pride or feeling of empowerment for other people around! Why can't both R & K deal their affair by their own? why they needed help form other people, are they incompetent and other people are better in abilities to deal/protect a relationship?

*I*Believe* said...

Sorry but I'm not understanding what "guy sandwich" Kristen was in the middle of?!?

Kenzz said...

Gawd...hoping this is just a language barrier thing, but I'm too tired to deal with another possible loonie..Goodnite my friends, sleep tight (& watch out for those bedbugs)

((hugs)) to those who need one :)

Dottie said...
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Kenzz said...

Hurray to dottie, our hat savior!! Can't wait for DK to check back in :) She'll be so proud, dottie!!

Groovie said...

Well damn, looks like I missed all the fuckery from when I first posted this afternoon!
Great job laying the smack down ladies!
And smitty, u rock! U deliver the best "fuck offs!"

Good to see Syd survived sunday night & is still acting president of brian's fanclub! Lol!

Hi to dottie, kenzz, rhonda, super, IB, freddie and anyone else still around! Hope now that the crazy has moved on that u are all enjoying your night! I'm about to eat dinner, just got home from work!

Dottie said...

In honor of DK & her new chapeau:

EASTER PARADE by Irving Berlin

In your easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it,

You'll be the grandest lady in the easter parade.

I'll be all in clover and when they look you over,

I'll be the proudest fellow in the easter parade.

On the avenue, fifth avenue, the photographers will snap us,

And you'll find that you're in the rotogravure.

Oh, I could write a sonnet about your easter bonnet,

And of the girl I'm taking to the easter parade.

*I*Believe* said...

Nite Kenzz

angelica1 said...

Night Kenzz!

Kenzz said...

Hey Groovie...long time, no see! How are things with you?

Dottie said...

Thanks Kenzz. I deleted and reposted because it was too jumbled up.

Hi to Groovie!

I'm off. Hope to chat w/all of you again soon. This was fun!

*I*Believe* said...

Girls!!! I'm trying to go to bed but I keep getting sucked back in!

Hi Groovie!

Kenzz said...

dottie: I'm with ya! The eyes are starting to droop...I'll check in on groovie's response tomorrow..You have a great nite...and it is fun to be a bit "fiesty" when the ends justify the means!

*I*Believe* said...

OK~I'm really going now.

Robert said...

Kenzz

i forgot to add that "real" football made me laugh so hard i actually did a spit take

Melinda said...

Syd-

Okay, okay Brian can have the title. I don't know anything about Irish rugby or English football. All I know is David Beckham is yummy. :)

Have a great rest of the week.

Kenzz said...

Robert, that sounds kinda gross, but I'm happy to add a bit of humour to your day!! :)

Enjoy the rest of your week grading those papers...

Melinda said...

Ladies and Gents-

I'm taking off to read for a little while.

Hope everyone has a great rest of the night/day depending on where you are located.


Robert- Welcome!

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Sydney said...

Just got back from drinks. Too early. Not having a chauffeur is a buzzkill.

I couldn't help myself and snuck into the ladies room to check all was well earlier. Saw Smitty lay a smackdown. Nice work.

You ladies are all signing off for the night so I guess I'll join the bf. Dial M for Murder is on and he's a big Hitchcock fan. Welcome to the new poster Robert. Robert's a great name.

Catch you all later.

Kenzz said...

Syd: You naughty addictive boy...you draw me back in just as I'm shutting down my computer..the hubs is going to think I'm having a web-affair!

I will take the high road and hope that Hamid's comment is somehow "lost in translation"...always willing to give someone the benefit of the doubt initially (something I've seen a certain sweet person do time & again, at least on this blog)...Congrats on your current project :)

Groovie said...

Well said as always syd! Hope u are having a good night!

What is with this place today? No crazies for quite some time and its like they all come out at once, must be internet access day at the loony bin!

cookie said...

Hi, Just wanted to remind Jr. that if Rob goes to any of Kristen's premier's there's gonna be an even crazier riot than if Kristen goes to one of his. They support each other and they don't have to go to each others premier's. Why is it that with regards to these couple's business, people always nit pick everything, not all couples got to each others premiers. You think Reese's husband will go to all hers, I don't think so. I've noticed that with any other Hollywood couples. Just because it's Kristen and Rob everyone has to put their two cents in. Like Chris Weitz tweeted maybe now with Breaking Dawn almost done filming, they'll leave Rob and Kristen alone, so these two can enjoy their relationship in peace and enjoy themselves. We know that SWATH will be filming in London and Berlin. I hope they can have some great quality time and vacation together, boy do they deserve it. These two are obviously very much together and in love and haters will always be in denial, maybe even if they get married, they will still harass them. CRAZY!

wig4usc said...

Its usually not hard to figure a troll made their way to Roseland by the number of comments I see by the time I make it here!

JR - I will never understand why in the world someone who doesn't like RP would come onto a blog called...wait for it...Pattinson Intoxication! Its like a vegan going to a "I Love Meat" blog! Could you please find something more productive to do??

Good night, Roseland, I'm also counting down the days to WFE!

DreamerKind said...

Tsk! Tsk!
I miss so much when I go off hat hunting!

Trolls, morons, bye, bye.

People dying of curiosity about hats. Hope they live, on and on.

Lyrics from my favorite Easter song from dottie and RLanders.

Smitty and spaghetti.

A new poster with the moniker Robert, and it sounds like a man. Do we have another unicorn like our Syd & Gruff?

Syd healed and a hellion at the same time. Kudos.

Love the rugby chatting, since I saw the movie "Invictus" about So. African rugby champions-tough sport but fascinating.

So, nice to be back in Roseland with y'all. But it sounds like you are expecting DK/FGM, here early every day. Have you forgotten that I am on the nightowl watch, usually?

Tomorrow, I'll stay away again and shop for something else!

So if we are lucky, someone famous may stop in while I'm gone (maybe Robert Redford-sigh). Luck is like that, especially mine.

Be back sometime later, with songs and maybe hat stories. I bought TWO. Kate's don't have anything on mine, imho.

Robert said...

dottie
hat songs? Raspberry Beret?

Angelica
you actually managed to use "mortal coil" in a sentence. bill would be so proud

DreamerKind said...

The Time Of My Life

David Cook:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkSbcit01Gc

I've been waiting for my dreams
To turn into something
I could believe in
And looking for that magic rainbow
On the horizon

I couldn't see it
Until I let go
Gave in to love
Watched all the bitterness burn

Now I'm coming alive
Body and soul
Feelin' my world start to turn

And I'll taste every moment
And live it out loud
I know this is the time
This is the time to be

More than a name or a face in the crowd
I know this is the time
This is the time of my life
Time of my life...

Holdin' onto things that
Vanished into the air
Left me in pieces but
Now I'm rising from the ashes

Findin' my wings and all that I needed
Was there all along
Within my reach
as close as the beat of my heart

I know this is the time
This is the time of my life
Time of my life...

Now I'm out on the edge of forever
Ready to run
Keepin' my feet on the ground
My arms open wide
Facing the sun

And I'll taste every moment
And live it out loud
I know this is the time
This is the time to be

This is the time of my life...
Time of my life...

Thank you/DonGroucho

DreamerKind said...
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DreamerKind said...

@Robert
How do you do? Nice to have you on Roseland!

DK

Linz said...

Rose- Great post as usual!

Hi to anyone around in Roseland. Comments today were extra entertaining:)
Dk- glad you found your way back, you seem to be missed when your songs are gone for too long!

Robert said...

dear dreamerkind

i am a music freak,it drives my friends nuts, but i have never seen anything like you. i am blown away by your knowledge
of music

and i love this: it sounds like a man

as for being a unicorn, is that a good thing?

well, i'm done
good night ladies

DreamerKind said...

@Lindsey
Yes, music soothes our savage breasts around here!

Nice to see you on Roseland again.

Linz said...

Dk- yes music does make the world go round:)

Robert- not sure what a unicorn is either, sounds...nice?haha

DreamerKind said...

Originally posted for Tom Sturridge, but now for DK, from DK!

Old Hat, New Hat (island style):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx-2qyxK-rk (

Old hat. New hat.
New hat, new hat
New hat, new hat.

Too big, too small, too flat too tall.
Too loose, too tight, too heavy, too light.

Too red, too dotty, too blue, too spotty.
Too fancy, too frilly, too shiny, too silly.

Too beady, too bumpy, too leafy, too lumpy.
Too twisty, too twirly, too wrinkly, too curly.

Too holey, too patchy,
Too feathery, too scratchy.

Too crooked, too straight,
Too pointed.

WAIT! Just right!

Thank you/vancemo

Bren said...

Yo Lady,

Left work 2 hrs, early, and thought I'd surprise you...

I'm driving Miss Daisy early so I can't hang that long...

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Goodie, glad you did that! I'm just getting started, about to pour a brew, and blab on....

Got any news?

You know what a unicorn is in this fandom, don't you?

@Robert
Of course, it is good, wonderful in fact, to be a male fan of Rob, Kristen, and maybe even Tom, that's a unicorn, if I understand its use properly.

Thanks for the compliments. When you've lived as long as I have, and loved music that long, well, then you'll be able to drive EVERYONE crazy with it, like I do.

Linz said...

Dottie- I'm way late to the recipe party but thanks for posting it. I'm usually a sauce out of a jar kinda girl, but that recipe looks fairly easy so i think i can attempt it. I use the same recipe for meatballs.Delish. Have a great day:)

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Oh, where, oh, where can she be?

Spaghetti, I can't hardly eat it anymore, but I did recently after about 30 years of not eating it.

And you know what, Lindsey and Bren, it was damn good!

My mother made it so often when we were children, that I lost my mind over it, and not in a good way.

I found ways to dispose of it, like out the kitchen window, in my pockets, under the stove, to the dog, etc. Mom did catch on, but didn't stop making it so often.

It is now a dear memory of her and my childhood, and mostly it will remain that, at least until I'm 90!
Then, I'll be ready to eat some again...

Bren said...

I made a Screwdriver while I was waiting for you to come around...

OMG, another troll...glad Smitty Exterminating came in and fumigated....

Linz said...

DK- My sister doesn't like spagetti anymore either because we ate it so much growing up. She says it reminds her of being poor,haha. I am the same way with sloppy joes...can't even look at them.

Bren said...

DK,

When I was pregnant with Nicole, all I wanted was spaghetti, I could eat it every meal, and once she was born, I couldn't look at it....

This is funny, Nicole hates it...lol

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Yum, a screwdriver and fumigating, and they both are cleansing in their own ways!

@Lindsey
Yes, poor folks food back then, now it is gourmet. I love sloppies but my sister can't eat them at all.

I'm drinking a Miller Genuine in a quart bottle (in, not from) just for the hell of it, instead of my usual brewskis. I'm slumming and I like it, ha,ha,ha or like Birdie does HAHAHA.

Not long ago, my brother drank a Schlitz beer, just like the old dad used to, well, Schlitz's en masse, that was.

Bren said...

This is for Kristen, my first Brit love....Paul Young (Everytime You Go Away).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YiEPGUx4ag

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Can I listen to the song, too? Har, har, am already doing that. Perfect choice.
One of my favos, like so many others.

No cravings during your pregnancy with Matt?

I didn't have food cravings but let me just hint at carnal ones. (Subtle enough?)

Linz said...

Bren- Isn't it weird the way pregnancy messes with you. I don't think i was able to eat anything consistantly besides fruit

DK- sounds like you have a long, fun night ahead of you. Cheers!

Thanks for talking ladies, have a good night:)

Bren said...

That day I gave you The Cat In The Hat song, I was looking for "Easter Parade", and do you know you tube doesn't have it, all they have is a trailer for the movie, where Fred Astaire and Judy Garland are singing it.

Bren said...

Lindsey,

Why are you off so early, the night is young...especially for DK.

DreamerKind said...

@Lindsey
It was fun, and more is to be found, somewhere, somehow. May we all run into some fun!

@Robert
Goodnight, to you also.

******************************************

From this point on:

NIGHTOWLS ONLY!
(Or all of those lurkers, who are awake anywhere)

;)

Bren said...

DK,

So all you wanted was SEX, is that correct?

OK, with Matt, I always wanted strawberries....

DreamerKind said...

Bren posted:

The Cat In The Hat Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv_8qMIjHEA

3/27/11

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
I did notice that about Easter Parade on youtube and it must be something about copyright concerns. Just the trailer.

But Irving Berlin's been gone so long, it must be in public domain for the lyrics, but not that movie scene?

Dunno, and maybe there were some food stuffs I craved along with the other...stuff. Whipped cream, chocolate sauce, honey (like Emmett and Rosalie?), cocoa butter for the skin/stretch marks, of course.

Wania said...

Hi Roseland!
F for FUCKABLY adorable. I love it!
I am with you Rose! I loved your post! Like a addicted, I need my dose Roseland, I'm felling well...very well now!

I agree your vision about everything, because have many, many morons talking, writing bullshit: exit strategy, PR, Kristen doesn't love Rob, Rob doesn't love Kristen and more bullshit...OMFG!
I remember the kisses picture in Montreal...Drama...drama!
They kissing everytime! They are together. Always!
I pissed of with this...
Why these morons don't leave Rob and Kris live their life?
How much jealousy...Ew!
WFE, Rob will shine! All will see! Kris present... or not, she is with him, he is with her, always, together, supporting career, is real love!

Smitty and everybody very well, good job!


Love to all
Wania

Bren said...

What movie do you have to watch everytime it comes out?

Nicole watches "Gone With The Wind".

Bren said...

DK,

SEX B4 pregnancy, during , and after DOES NOT surprise me at all...(RED HOT MAMA)

uh,huh..chocolate---whatever.

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Need you ask? Pride & Prejudice!

I every form, variation, black/white/color/3D and love, love it! Would even watch it in anime or as a cartoon. That is the kind of addict I truly am over Jane Austen's P & P, and really all of her work.

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Guess I had to cram it all in, while I had the ingredients, and the right combinations, with the right ensemble of characters, sort of like a favorite recipe or movie even!

Bren said...

Dang, I should of known that...N loves that and Little Women...

I like a lot of movies for different reasons, but none I want to watch that much...

Screwdriver, all gone...

Now, I'm hungry, what are you eating?

DreamerKind said...

@Wlm
Wania, you go, girl, you got it going! I agree.

DK

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Went out to Applebee's while I was undercover earlier, and ordered two appetizers. The leftovers are now in my fridge.

Boneless chicken wings, 1/2 Southern and 1/2 Honey BBQ and a Veggie Patch Pizza. Mighty good.

But not hungry now, want more beer!

Beer is food for the soul and stored in the belly as fat, to fuel the body to run, and run hard, if you drink enough of it. IMO.

Bren said...

Kat calling...hold on

Bren said...

OK, I'm back ...

Love the boneless chicken wings...

I needed salt, so I got some cashews, and a Quaker oatmeal raisin bar...

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Mighty fine to talk with Kat, for I talk and lurk, and type and listen, and don't listen and type, while on my many phone calls, while on Roseland, too.

You know I have lots to share and will start without you or anyone, really.

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Well, since I am not pregnant nor able to indulge any true cravings I may have at this moment, I am eating some caramel almonds with my Miller G.

Is everything ok with K?

Bren said...

I just saw Kat last month when her grandfather passed away, but she really wants us to make it out to Houston this summer...

We still have to take our road trip with Steve and Kim, when you hurt your ankle, did you have a fracture, I can't remember. She's almost healed..

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Error made, error made...they are Vanilla Caramel almonds by Planters and they are growing on me, as they weren't yesterday, when I didn't have my Miller.

Still, not happily addicted to the M&M Pretzels yet, am able to manage to eat only 6 or 8, most days.

Hey, when did I put this Swiss Milk Chocolate bar on my desk, where I can see it, and since it is already open, must taste a tad or two?

It is of course, so healthy, in so many ways, for it has nuts and fruit along with the natural magnesium in the chocolate.

Hey, if BD is finished, then Rob and Kristen can have some real-deal meals again, until their next films, right?

Bren said...

Remember I got those skinned almonds with olive oil and sea salt.....they totally sucked.lol

Let me ask you something, do they still make beer nuts, cuz I can't find them anywhere...

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