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| K-I-S-S-I-N-G |
So there you go.
More grainy shitty pictures taken from who knows
how far away... in the dark.
Just to show Rob on a motorbike of some kind...
And
This Kiss.
Of course these pictures have been analyzed to fucking death.
And by the foaming haters more than anyone.
Oh yes.
More.Than.Anyone.
The fact of the matter is...
Foamers were all about EXIT STRATEGY this weekend...
Rob wasn't going to show up.
They were both sick of the 'PR' they have been
forced to live with for the past 3 years...
Rob and Kristen were fighting and sick of each other.
Well.
Well.
Well.
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| Oh Look... Rob and Kristen. Together. |
According to the 'source' where the pictures came from...
They were shown being affectionate
and even sharing a kiss or two...
Sure...
I carry my salt shaker with me at ALL times...
Because you can't really decipher much from a few frames.
People were like...
"He's not even with her more than 3 pictures!"
Um... really?
Like you saw what happened all night long?
Yeah.. in the 10 pics that were out there...
The scant MINUTES that those pictures represent
The scant MINUTES that those pictures represent
Most of them were Rob on some tiny little minibike thing.
Whose to say what happened the rest of the night
that there were NO pictures taken?
And of course...
There was talk about the cast giving Kristen the bike...
(sounds odd... but whatever)
And right away...
"It must be true wuv if Rob gave Kristen a motorcycle"
Again.
HELLO?
ANYBODY HOME?
ANYBODY HOME?
Whose to say what Robert privately gave to Kristen for her birthday?
I'm pretty sure that was probably between him and her...
and I'm guessing that there were no pap cameras taking pics.
Look at the pictures again
(and try not to get a headache)
1. You can't tell how much time Rob and Kristen spent
together based on a few pictures.
2. You can't know what Robert gave Kristen for her birthday.
3. You can know that yes... Dakota WAS there for her friends birthday.
(and oh that burned some foam)
4. You can see that Rob and Kristen did spend that night together.
(and we wont even go into after the party...)
5. You can see Robert put his face very close to Kristen's...
And while some people want to say...
"It's probably loud and he was trying to hear what she was saying"
or
"Great PR for BD! Taylor/Lilly AND Rob/Kristen!
Way to go, Summit!"
or
"Of course Rob/Kristen were around 30 other people
HOW ROMANTIC"
Yes... they really said all of that.
Rob and Kristen do have a habit of major lip reading when
they are caught up close... and personal.
Come closer... Whisper into my lips...
I can't hear you...
Put your lips on mine.
PR.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
And there were other people at the party??
No fucking way.
At a party of all things?
What kind of party has PEOPLE at it?
WTF were Rob and Kristen thinking?
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| FOAM ALERT! MAJOR CLEANUP NEEDED! |
Yes Folks.
Major Foamage.
BIG time foamalific splendor.
Foam
Foam
Everywhere's Foam.
Rob and Kristen spent her birthday together again.
Awwww shucks.
I guess you always have tomorrow for your
EXIT STRATEGY
Or the next day...
Or the next.
I'm sure as long as Rob and Kristen continue
to show up TOGETHER.
(Funny how I didnt see a picture of Robert putting his face
close to anyone else to hear THEM)
There will be conspiracy theories...
and exit strategies...
and PR PR PR.
or
If you just want to make it easier to remember?
EXCUSES.
Rationalizations to explain...
WHY OH GOD WHY
Rob and Kristen continue to be together
Up close.
Personal.
Time and time again.
WATER FOR ELEPHANTS.
I can't emphasize how much I want this movie to fucking
blow everything out of the theater.
How much I want Robert to be known as something other
than that 'vampire guy from the Twilight movies'
Because this movie can do this for him.
This movie WILL do this for him.
Robert is capable of holding his own with Oscar winners.
Robert is capable of being a huge box office draw...
Without the name Edward.
This next week is going to be SO much fun.
All the Robert.
All the time.
And we all know there is no such thing as
Too Much Robert Pattinson.
And that brings us to the premiere(s)
Yes.
All the WFE premieres.
The question I get asked SO much...
Is will Kristen be there?
Who knows.
Obviously I don't have access to her date planner.
(or DO I?)
I've been skeptical about her going to NYC
And thats mainly because its THE premiere... you know?
And if I had to wager a guess...
I would think Kristen is torn between wanting to go
and be with her guy and support him and his career...
Or
Staying out of sight so the focus of the night can be
all about WFE and Robert
and not the whole "Robsten" fuckery
and all the baggage that goes along with it.
Thing is?
Kristen is damned if she does.
Damned if she doesn't.
IF she goes
She will be criticized for taking attention away from Rob
Major Foamage.
BIG time foamalific splendor.
Foam
Foam
Everywhere's Foam.
Rob and Kristen spent her birthday together again.
Awwww shucks.
I guess you always have tomorrow for your
EXIT STRATEGY
Or the next day...
Or the next.
I'm sure as long as Rob and Kristen continue
to show up TOGETHER.
(Funny how I didnt see a picture of Robert putting his face
close to anyone else to hear THEM)
There will be conspiracy theories...
and exit strategies...
and PR PR PR.
or
If you just want to make it easier to remember?
EXCUSES.
Rationalizations to explain...
WHY OH GOD WHY
Rob and Kristen continue to be together
Up close.
Personal.
Time and time again.
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| Does it get any better? Absolutely not. |
I can't emphasize how much I want this movie to fucking
blow everything out of the theater.
How much I want Robert to be known as something other
than that 'vampire guy from the Twilight movies'
Because this movie can do this for him.
This movie WILL do this for him.
Robert is capable of holding his own with Oscar winners.
Robert is capable of being a huge box office draw...
Without the name Edward.
This next week is going to be SO much fun.
All the Robert.
All the time.
And we all know there is no such thing as
Too Much Robert Pattinson.
And that brings us to the premiere(s)
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| Hey Kris... Just wanted to let you know I'm thinking about you... |
All the WFE premieres.
April 17- WFE NYC Premiere
Aprl 27 - WFE Premiere in Berlin
April 28 - WFE Premiere in Paris
May 3 - WFE UK Premiere in London
May 6 - WFE Premiere in Sydney
The question I get asked SO much...
Is will Kristen be there?
Who knows.
Obviously I don't have access to her date planner.
(or DO I?)
I've been skeptical about her going to NYC
And thats mainly because its THE premiere... you know?
And if I had to wager a guess...
I would think Kristen is torn between wanting to go
and be with her guy and support him and his career...
Or
Staying out of sight so the focus of the night can be
all about WFE and Robert
and not the whole "Robsten" fuckery
and all the baggage that goes along with it.
Thing is?
Kristen is damned if she does.
Damned if she doesn't.
IF she goes
She will be criticized for taking attention away from Rob
and clinging to his coattails to try and stay relevant.
IF she doesn't go
It will be because Rob didn't want her there
and they are 'on a break' or some lame shit.
She can't win for losing.
I say...
She should just follow her heart
and do what She and Robert want.
Fuck the rest.
I still see London as a real possibility.
Big time.
It just makes sense to me.
Australia might be off because of time constraints.
But hell...
Paris is just a hop, skip and a jump from London.
Not a big deal.
So.
I guess we shall see.
Maybe.
If we are lucky to get a glimpse.
Maybe.
Because I'm thinking that's the last thing she would want.
And no one is better at NOT being seen than Kristen.
(Seriously, When was the last time we saw her before the birthday pics?
The chick has mad Ninja skills. Admit it.)
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| What do you suppose Tom is thinking here? |
OK.
If I EVER was lucky enough to come across
Robert and Thomas in this kind of setting...
I sure as HELL would want Tom in my pic too.
Like.
Seriously?
ROB/ROSE/TOM sandwich?
ROB/ROSE/TOM sandwich?
Um.
Can you say fuckably awesome?
Like.
Fucking Dream Coming True?
Yeah. Right.
I would just have a pic taken with Rob
and leave that fuckably adorably Tom sitting on the step.
Like.
NO.
(OK, the 'Like' was to be obnoxious... did it work?)
Tom Sturridge.
Just fuckably because.
This post is brought to you by the letter *F*
F for FUCKABLY adorable.
F for Are you fucking KIDDING me with
your bullshit drama?
F for Lay off the fucking private pics.
Don't you have ANY fucking boundaries at all?
Bye for now.
♥♥♥
Excuse my profuse profanity.
Sometimes its just a fuck kinda day.
On one bright note...
Welcome Madalynn Marie!
Life really is good.
♥
845 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 801 – 845 of 845Hi Dottie!
DK~What color hat did you end up getting?
DOTTIE...If we get hats maybe we could go to the wedding with DK!!! OR even better we could just wear our hats and have high tea here in the states....You all should come to Charleston and we could go to high tea at Charleston Place!
*IB*
One pink, and one blue. Described them earlier when you were out with the daw. Made a big deal out of it all, as usual. Read backwards or Control +F to find "hats".
jeez louise i travel 30 miles to teach a night class and all this happens. let's see
angelica your nieces story is the funniest thing i have heard in a long time. i like it so much, that when i tell it at work tomorrow it will have been one of my student's in one of my classes
@Super
No wedding for those who don't include others to high tea at Charleston Place, yuh uh.
Will do DK...yes there were a lot of comments I missed.
DK I just know your invite is in the mail! ;)
Super High tea in Charleston sounds divine!
Hi back IB!
I'm traveling to Alabama tomorrow for the week end. Ugh! I dread the drive.
@Robert
We can all use that guise about all of the happenings on Roseland, great idea!
@dottie
Super high tea is with booze, right? Do you like Alabama?
I'm slip, sliding away, the nearer my destination, too.
DK I am from AL & my dad is still there. He lives in N AL just south of Nashville. It's beautiful there. Actually we may be moving back there in the near future.
@Super
Oh, you meant "you all" not "y'all" and that meant "we all, including me all".
Okay, you can go to the Royal Wedding with me, when and if. And so can "they all" that are here and all.
Heh..I will be in Charleston the first weeked in May....I have a meeting...
Good Night Everybody...YAWN....
@Dottie
I have a friend from Minnesota, now living in Florida, who wants to move about half way back north.
Wouldn't Alabama be about right? Sounds lovely. Whereabouts, approx.?
@Super
Yawn! Goodnight to you.
freddie
i would never correct yours or anyone else's grammar or content especially yours i thought you might even be a professional the way you write
besides its kind of hard to be a grammar nazi in the digital age. i mean the british don't even always use correct english and they invented the damn language
plus i live in south louisiana so if i were to correct every person who needed it i would never have time to do anything else
DK
i hereby appoint you as official spokes person for robert when he is not available
DOTTIE..My whole family is from Ala...I was the only one not born there...they were from Gadsden and Gunterville
DK your friend would need to move a bit further north to be 1/2 way between FL and MN.
Well, I need to go finish packing. Hopefully I will be able to check in over the week end.
Have fun!
@Robert
You may be sorry you did, but fun will be had in your absence!
I accept and am good at being a proxy, for I was Robert Pattinson on Roseland the other day, and did him proud, too.
Super, I love Guntersville. There is a beautiful lake there :)
I've only been to Gadsden once, but I did date a boy from there when I was in college. heh
Small world!
@Dottie
Well, it wouldn't have to be exactly 1/2 between the two, I guess. Have fun packing and peeking in on the weekend.
The burning question of the day for me...wine or scotch?
Help...
I went with blackberry wine. Not my usual beverage considering its a week night.
Now I'm just sleepy!
BTW, nice to meet you, Robert.
Jumping Jehoshaphat!
Have I scared everyone away with my wicked, wicked ways? Good.
Now I talk to myself, with myself and for myself, unless some other self, would be my proxy?
And songs are bursting out all over.
DK
as for the burning question scotch or wine?
the answer is yes
DK- Wow! That's some hat...I like it! You'll be smashing :)
Susan- Blackberry wine sounds good :)
Have a goodnight everyone!
@Robert
I agree and will. Gracias.
Rhonda
I'd be happy to share with you! I have snacks too. :o)
Susan- Oh, and is there chocolate too?? *fingers crossed*
;)
On, a phone call, must pause in merrymaking. Drinking wine, first!
DK
now you are killing me. would i make a good Beatle trivia laureate, hell yeah. do i know that geoff emerick, at the age of 16 began working as a recording engineer at EMI 1 day before the beatles recorded "love me do" and that he would work magic for them right on up to let it be where he walked out on them because they could not get their shit together and then went on to produce dark side of the moon for pink floyd and other records for other bands like elp and yes. yes i do. i know that the cascading guitar break in the middle of here comes the sun was actually written by eric clapton and also used on his song "badge" by cream and i can probably tell you who wrote what part of every song, who sang lead or harmony or even who played lead on each song, but unless you are referring to the time that used tissue paper on a comb to provide a kazoo sound, then i have no earthly idea what they chewed on while singing. please tell me
@Robert
I don't know why, can you find out?
Orno?
@Robert
Well, I'll be damned and am.
I re-read your lastest post and am amazed!
I knew about here comes the sun eric clapton sheeat. And that the Beatles let a few others down, why not? They were not the only geniuses.
And those tapes, oh, those tapes from was it Abbey Road sessions?
But Cream and the Pink (Only One!) Floyd, it's too much, I say, too much excitement for the old ticker of Dreamer's.
You are hired, at no real pay, but to play along with the dj.
Okay, I think that they were chewing gum or tobacco, as my dear friend the singer, thinks. (Well, not the juice).
Something about keeping the palate moist or the throat open, or the jaws loose, ya know?
Say, teacher man, what hours must I cover as you teach and preach?
Let's not bore Roselanders, with talk of...oh, let's bore them, just a little bit.
Off Topic and On Tangent:
Before Syd thinks I don't think of him anymore, I say wait, you'll see the lyrics I have in mind for you.
Smitty, you darlin', have you made the spagh-gots? Read any lyrics you love lately?
I am so full of it...thank you for that. L-O-V-E.
I'm thinking that Rose is batting for 1000 posts, and we have been there before, when so many very good Roselanders, were here, posting.
I'll do my best to contribute but don't want to "hog" the show.
Rose, despite it all, you are riding the crest, as the best.
DK
It Don't Mean A Thing, If You Ain't Got That Swing
Duke Ellington Orchestra;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDQpZT3GhDg
What good is melody?
What good is music?
If it ain't possessin' something sweet
It ain't the melody, it ain't the music
There's something else that makes the tune complete
It don't mean a thing, if it ain't got that swing
It don't mean a thing all you got to do is sing
It makes no difference
If it's sweet or hot
Just give that rhythm
Everything you've got
It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing
Thank you/bretodeau
@Robert
It is not the first time a man has fallen asleep on me. No thought required, I don't think.
Here's is the best way to reach me, until we know each other, click on my picture or name DreamerKind and send me an email to my email.
Best to you, rest, too.
DK
i sent it
i hope you got it
@Robert
By golly, you did and by golly I will. And if the Twain, should meet, it will.
I'm doing this dance until Bren, Gwen and Birdie appear:
Instrumental, so listen here:
Ritual Fire Dance/A.Rubenstein:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj6_5qWZCDY
Thank you/BelCantoSociety
Has Anyone got 23 Minutes to Lose Their Mind? Mine is gone in 10.
Arthur Rubinstein eats Chopin up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_joY2irwK4&feature=fvwrel
No lyrics, only pure sound. I die.
Thank you/newsreelarchive
evening DK! Love your avi hat, i love the color. It will surely beat the Queen's hat. Careful with your head and neck though.
Good morning dear Rose and Roseland,
Have been so very busy in RL but have managed to catch up reading most of the posts. What a wonderful group of people Rose has been gracious enough to allow to gather together here through her Rob, Kristen and Tom Intoxications.
Have a beautiful Friday y'all!
Life is good!
Let the premiere celebrations begin!
Hugs
Hello Roselanders...
passed by for a quick hi..
i'll leave you this video that I found myself watching again this morning and gets me shivers everytime..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyotQ5tLycQ
talk to you later!
Happy Friday, all!! Where is Rose? I'm in withdrawal!!
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