Kristen gushed about Bear, saying, “He’s my child, I love him.”
She talked about introducing Bear to Bernie,
and said that “I raised Bear, WE got her when she was like…
She (Bernie) was emotionally manipulative and really milked it,
and I got her home and she was like ‘I am fine’.
She was taking Bear’s stuff,
I was like ‘you need to slow your roll.’”
WHO LOVES YOU MORE, BEAR OR MAX?
"Oh…hahahah that's so weird.
They both like me…love me haha…I think in very different ways.
I think…Bear is literally a child,
he is like my…he is still a baby.
And Max is like I mean we live together,
he's like my roommate.
And uh, yeah so there is a difference there."
I thought I would get a dog.
Then wherever the dog was would kind of be my home."
He adopted Bear, a German shepherd-pitbull crossbreed ("100 pet cent mutt"),
from a dog shelter in Louisiana: a canine death row.
"Bear was two days away from euthanasia.
WE thought he was traumatised by his near-death experience."
"Thank God that Kristen was with me.
So WE just adopted one dog. A mutt.
WE called him Bear."
We called him Bear.
Wherever the dog was...
would kind of be my home.
Done and fucking done.
Couple of thoughts.
Here are some pics of Rob and Kristen
leaving together on a jet plane to NYC.
It's that simple really...
While the lunatics were busy scoping out how many cars
were in the pictures...
and trying to decipher who came in what car...
Once again they missed the obvious.
Rob and Kristen leaving
It's kinda like when Kristen went with Rob
while he was taping Kimmel.
Rob wanted her there.
Kristen wanted to be with him.
It's that simple really...
And once more all the lunatics could focus on
was how many cars...
Sure... they tried to gloss over Kristen hanging out with Rob
at Kimmel by saying she was there taping Conan.
But they aren't taped in the same place.
So. They had to refocus on the cars.
Kristen did the NYC interviews today...
The Today show.
Live with Kelly and Michael.
The Today show asked Kristen if her and Rob were back together.
Now for the past 3 years personal questions like that are always dismissed...
What did Kristen say?
"Funny you should mention...that...Umm...
I'm just gonna let people watch whatever little movie
they would like to think our lives are and go for...
Keep 'em guessing I always say."
I thought that was appropriate.
Rob and Kristen will decide if/when they want
to discuss something personal in their lives.
They aren't about to get sideswiped on National TV
by three wannabe journalists.
The part that really gets the lunatics is
Rob and Kristen DO talk about their beloved dogs.
They can't comprehend that talking about pets
isn't the same thing as talking about a personal relationship
that already is obsessively scrutinized and picked apart.
Both Rob and Kristen talk about their dogs...
because it is safe. They love their dogs.
And it still gets the point across that they are indeed
without having to discuss it with idiots on couches.
Rob taped Ellen on Monday.
So did Nikki Reed.
Rob's parents were in the audience.
BIG TO DO
that Rob's parents were throwing 'shade'
at Kristen for being there in the audience for Nikki.
Because Rob's parents are the type of people
to 'throw shade'. Right.
Let's not remember that Rob was taping that day...
Let's just throw his parents into the mud
to further serve your sad agenda.
How about you leave Rob's family out of your lunacy?
Or how about when Rob is standing next to his parents...
in their home during Christmas
With his arm around someone other than Kristen?
Then we can talk.
Here's the thing...
The lunatics NEVER liked Kristen.
They spent all day everyday obsessing over her
every move...her every word.
Well... now they don't like Rob either.
They aren't even "Nonsten" anymore.
They aren't... anything.
So I ask you...
WHY ARE THEY STILL HERE?
Before it was 'We are just here for Rob'
Which we all knew was a blatant lie.
But now they call him almost as many names as Kristen.
Although if anything... their obsession with Kristen
has just blossomed into full blown neurosis.
So why are they here?
The only reason they were ever here.
That's all they do... all day. Everyday.
Imagine living your life that way...
This post is brought to you by the nose on your face.
So many people refuse to see what is right in front of them.
I guess Bear and Bernie can lead the way.
Where Bear and Bernie go...
So do Rob and Kristen.
Get used to it.
And of course...
No post would be complete without
What do you get when you mix blue and yellow?
Now add a woolly animal.
Until next time.
Bye for now