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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Déjà vu

It's my job.



Déjà vu

Surely I'm not the only one experiencing this?
Rob is in London.
Kristen is nowhere to be found.
But people REFUSE to accept that she is there.
That she has been there...
possibly for days.
(wink wink nudge nudge)
And did you really expect to see a picture of her?
Really?
The girl has become skilled at blending in.
I mean, seriously...
Kristen hasn't been seen since Rio...
I guess that means...
What?
She isn't ANYWHERE!
OH NO!
Kristen has ceased to exist!

2 Extremely Gorgeous People

People are so silly.
It's JUST like last year...
Refusing to accept the obvious.
"Kristen is still in L.A."
And then lo and behold...
She showed up with Rob in the UK.
Imagine that.

And yet...
These same hyenas people will fight tooth and nail
to believe Kristen is anywhere else but with Rob.
 
Say like...
On a date with Garrett Hedlund?
That is SO believable.
They jumped right on that one.
Some jackwad spouts that Kristen is with this guy...
and OH MY GAWD
Kristen is cheating on Rob!
Except she can't really be cheating on Rob
because she's not really with Rob...
Their whole relationship is staged and for PR...
But if that were true, 
wouldn't Kristen and Rob be more public?
Wouldn't part of their PR job be to show PDA
and get their picture taken as much as possible?
How in the world have they gotten away
with doing their PR job so horribly?
I didn't think being private and staying out of public view
was part of promoting a staged relationship.
Or could it just be a convenient EXCUSE
for every time there is a picture of them together?
Hmmm.
 
 
LOVE This Picture. Hand under the sleeve? Doubt the photographer told her to do that...

See...
The thing is...
Kristen can't win with hyenas some people.
 
Let's say Kristen flew to London at the same time as Rob...
Perhaps on a different flight to make it easier to get into
London without being noticed...
:)

Well...
Then she is a horrible daughter.
She is a clingy famewhore.
Can't she leave Rob alone?
Must she follow him everywhere he goes?
MUST SHE?

Although I'm pretty sure if YOU were in a relationship
with Robert Pattinson...
YOU would stay the fuck away from him as much as possible.
Right?
Of course you would.
Why in the world would anyone WANT to be with Rob?
WHY?
This incredibly intelligent, witty, adorable, beautiful man.
Makes absolutely no sense to me.

They all screamed MANIP on this one. BWAHAHAHAHA!

And since Kristen is already in London...
And even the haters are bracing themselves for it...
Well then...

Kristen has a lot of money!
Why wouldn't she fly to London to spend NYE with 'friends'?
I would!
Doesn't mean anything.
We all knew she would show up there...
If we know about it...
It's not romantic!
Yeah.
London isn't romantic at all.
Zero romance about traveling across the world
to spend Christmas and New Years with your boyfriend
in his beloved hometown...
with his family and friends.
Nothing  remotely relationship like in that scenario.



We Are Gonna TWIRL Together on NEW YEARS EVE!

Final thoughts.

Do I have 'proof' that Kristen is in London?
Nope.
I suppose she COULD show up somewhere eventually.
Baton Rouge? Los Angeles.
I'm guessing she will.
Eventually.
I admit that I am looking at this from *MY* point of view.
Robert and Kristen are in a committed relationship.
Every time you see one...
It's only a matter of time until you see the other.
And honestly...

WHERE ELSE WOULD KRISTEN BE??
With Rob...
Of course.

And.
I'm kinda liking that there are no pictures.
More and more.
Sure... it gives the haters more to foam about...
NO PICS NO PROOF.
*whine whine*
But who the fuck cares.
Rob and Kristen can actually enjoy their time off...
Together.
Without people chasing them down
and stalking them.
They deserve to be left alone.

Besides... I'm still all for no pics getting out until AFTER
they are back in the States.
Maybe landing in NOLA...
Or Los Angeles...
From London.
Together.
That would work for me!
;)

I"M SO BITTER AND ANGRY ALL THE TIME! I NEED TO CRITICIZE KRISTEN TO FEEL BETTER!

Déjà vu
 
Admit it...
You are feeling it too.
 
I hope Rob and Kristen
are enjoying their time in London.
I'm guessing their NYE will be spectacular!
Can you imagine getting to kiss 
Robert Fucking Pattinson
at midnight on NYE?
Um.
*swoon*

This post is brought to you by the letter *N* and *T*

N for NINJA ROBSTEN!

One shitty pic of Rob in a pub and that is all.
One pic.
One.
So awesome.

And both Rob and Kristen have gotten into London
without being seen.
Not one pic.
So brilliant.

And you know that Rob isn't just staying home
knitting booties.
The boy is enjoying his city.
And he's doing it in PEACE.
(and with Kristen)

Fanfuckingtastic.

And the letter T for...
TOM

Still missing his face.
And you know that if Rob is in a pub...
Tom has to be around sometime.
Come on...
Search your mind, Luke...
You KNOW it to be true.
 
Kinda like Rob and Kristen.
You
Know
It
To
Be
True.
 
 
Bye for now
❥❥❥❥❥

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angelica1 said...

Tracy - Yep,I always call on JFC too when I start to drown in the stupidity - he's a good listener !!

Rose said...

I also wanted to thank everyone for all the kind words about the blog.
I really do appreciate it.
I don't mean to not mention anyone... so believe me when I say you are all under my blanket of thanks. <3

Rhonda said...

Hi Olivia- Thank you, that's helpful to me. I will check out the website. Big thanks to everyone who gave me tea tips as well :)

*I*Believe* said...

Rhonda,
We Yanks did come up with a lot of info about tea, didn't we!?!

Rhonda said...

Rose- Some people will never get it. And we appreciate you and all that you do.

Rhonda said...

IB- Yes, you did!

Anonymous said...

I*B - I haven't seen other Tracy post since the last time she was here.

Is it a bad sign when you receive emails reminding you that your own birthday is coming up soon?

I mean.. sure.. I kinda forgot if today was Monday or Tuesday.. and I might have had to resend some emails because I forgot to put something in them.. but that's totally the stress.. right?

Mary said...

Rhonda,

You probably have all the tea information you want, but there is a book called "The Ultimate Tea Diet" by Mark Ukra. It is quite interesting and advocates drinking tea all day to curb your appetite, especially green tea. He even suggests using tea leaves as seasoning.

Rhonda said...

Penny,

No, I still need advice :) That does sound interesting. I have heard that you could use tea as seasoning but never thought much about it. Thank you..

Kami said...

Dmarie, I might have missed something you wrote, but I'd like to ask you...Do YOU personally know Kristen? Not the "reliable" source...Do YOU know Kristen?

First and foremost as Rose stated she did NOT say when Kristen arrived in London, nor has she SAID Kristen has arrived in London. She was saying what she thought...that's all.

You're entitled to your opinion....but before you post it, please get the facts straight as to EXACTLY what Rose said, which was with a wink and a nudge by the way...and unless YOU are a relative or a friend of Kristen's...well needless to say You're not because if you WERE you'd NEVER...comment on where she is or isn't, to do so could possibly oh...I don't know possibly put her in danger.

*I*Believe* said...

Tracy~is your birthday coming soon??

olivia said...

Dear Rose,
Many times it is just not worth the trouble. Individual perceptions come into play and more often than not, even a clear, straight forward explanation is misconstrued, not even heard, or still rejected.
((Hugs)) to you Rose. We <3 you!

Hi I*B, "waves".

Also, would like to share that once we got in to Austin, my friends who live there mentioned that The Kings Speech was playing at the Regal Arbor 8 and they surprised us all with tickets for an after lunch showing. It is a masterpiece of a movie and I hope you all can see it. The movie, Colin Firth and Geoffrey Rush deserve Oscars, Golden Globes and SAG awards. Helena Bonham Carter was lovely. The audience clapped at the end! I can't say enough about how wonderful this film is. I was delighted with it and also the fact that we all got to see it today.

DreamerKind said...

@Rose
Ah, Rose you are a kind one and should do as pleases you. We follow and get your drift, my dear.

DK

Birdie said...

Hello everyone!
Wellies,tea,snow,and southern fried foods...Everyone was having such a great time, then...
Rose,
I know you can take care of yourself,but I will never understand why people always want to state their opinion like they are throwing out a challenge.
People are more than welcome to their own opinions,but the underlying digs at you never make sense to me. Most of these people must have read the comments, so they know the loyalty everyone feels towards you.
They don't have to believe, agree and sure as shit don't have to read it. Simple! So where oh where do they get the impression that we are looking for opposing points of view?
Ah Olivia,
Another film I am waiting to see. I am going to start looking to you for movie reviews.

Anonymous said...

Well, I*B.. according to the email I just received, yep... the birthday is indeed coming up soon...

I think it's taunting me because I've been forgetting so much stuff lately...

I still blame the stress.

Rhonda said...

Penny- I just looked up that book..I think I need to pick it up, thanks again :}

Mary said...

Olivia,

Am I correct that you saw True Grit last week? If you had to choose between it and the King's Speech which would you recommend?

The administrator and I are going to a movie Thursday night since...shocking...he's going to take Friday off.

Birdie said...

Good morning DK!

DreamerKind said...

@*IB*
Dinner last night was fun with my daughter and her friend, plus it tasted really good. Made myself eat leftovers tonight, which were also very good but am longing for Mexican food as it has been at least 10 days since I've had any!!

Mary said...

Rhonda,

It really did have some interesting ideas in it. I have to admit, if I drink hot tea all day, I don't seem to feel the need to snack.

There is another website adagio.com that also sells a lot of teas. I have ordered from them and the tea comes in cute little tins. Just stay away from the gunpowder tea. Tastes like it sounds.

DreamerKind said...

@Birdie
Nice comment for our dear Rose.

You feeling chipper and robust?

Rhonda said...

Penny,

Oooh..gunpowder tea? No, that doesn't sound too good.

*I*Believe* said...

Tracy~Happy Early Birthday!

DK~ I love Mexican food!!!!

PL~Does the administrator know you call him the administrator? lol

Rhonda said...

Goodnight Rose and all of Roseland. Hope you all have a great night..

DK,
Thanks again for my song. You are most remarkable. Big hug to you :)

Rhonda

Birdie said...

DK,
No,I would not describe myself as chipper. This is late night for me and early afternoon for you. Someday I will take a long nap so I can stay up late, but tonight is not the night.

olivia said...

Hi PL,
I enjoyed True Grit ( and really like Jeff Bridges...a must see is his movie Crazy Heart ), but I absolutely loved The King's Speech. Two very different movies; I much prefer the historical theme, setting and the brilliant script of TKS. The friendship that develops between Bertie and Logue is heartwarming and intriguing.....this is a true story. I loved it! If the movie makes it to my town, I will see it again with some friends here. I will buy this DVD when it is released.

*I*Believe* said...

Good night Rhonda!

DreamerKind said...

For Rose:

Not While I'm Around

Barbra Streisand/listen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4U48Gh-Fgs&feature=related

Nothing's gonna harm you
Not while I'm around

Nothing's gonna harm you
No sir, not while I'm around

Demons are prowling everywhere nowadays
I'll send them howling, I don't care, I've got ways

No one's gonna hurt you
No one's gonna dare,

Others can desert you
Not to worry, whistle I'll be there

Demons'll charm you with a smile for awhile
But in time
Nothing can harm you, not while I'm around.

Being close and being clever
Ain't like being true,

I don't need to, I would never
Hide a thing from you
Like some

No one's gonna hurt you
No one's gonna dare

Others can desert you
Not a worry, whistle I'll be there

Demons'll charm you with a smile for awhile
But in time

Nothing can harm you
Not while I'm around

Thank you/primorskaya

DreamerKind said...

@Birdie
I understand and remember from last night, long, long week. Always happy to see you whenever, as well you know. Take your ease, as you can.

DreamerKind said...

@Rhonda
Thanks so much and rest well.

DreamerKind said...

@*IB*
I used to think that I could eat Mexican food every day and not get sick of it.

Well, one week I had it almost every day, and I admit, I grew a little tired of it. Had to wait a few days before eating it again, lol.

Always feel like I am waiting, waiting until I have it again, ha, ha. Could be like waiting for R/K news which is also a delicious pastime!

Also, I drink tea and coffee, loose and bagged, with or without cream, honey, sugar, milk or lemon.

Must be that I am a true glutton for food and drink, I'd say....

Anonymous said...

Thank you I*B :) You are officially the first person to wish me a Happy Birthday!! (albeit early.. but that's okay!! It counts! hehehe)

Birdie said...

DK,
Wonderful video and choice of song. My mother was a huge Barbara fan, so grew up listening to her. I forgot about her son with Elliot G. Calling it a night. Who knows I might see you in the AM.

Freddie said...

DK - Not While I'm Around - Great song choice and Streisand can sure sing it.

Hey *I* Believe, Olivia, Tracy, Birdie – just popping in before calling it a day.

Tracy – I’ll be second to wish you early Happy Birthday (assuming no one else beats me to the punch)

Goodnight Roseland.

*I*Believe* said...

Tracy~ Is your bday before or after the New Year?

DK~I, myself, am a coffee drinker.

Birdie said...

Goodnight all!

DreamerKind said...

@Freddie
Thanks.

Have a good rest, and hope to see you soon.

*I*Believe* said...

Nite Freddie and Birdie...I am calling it a night too. Catch everyone on the flip side:)

DreamerKind said...

For Tracy

Quand on n’a que l’amour
(When One Only Has Love)

Jacques Brel (in French)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ8SbIpMPT8&feature=related

When one only has love
as a give and take
at the dawn of the great journey
of this our great love;

When one only has love,
my love, you and I,
to make burst with joy
every hour of every day;

When one only has love
to live up to our promises
without any other riches
then to believe in it always;

When one only has love
to furnish with wonder
and cover with light
the blight of the suburbs;

When one only has love
as a sole purpose,
as a sole song
and sole recourse;

When one only has love
to clothe at dawn
the poor and the criminal
in mantles of velvet;

When one only has love
to offer in prayer
for the suffering world
as a modest minstrel;

When one only has love
to give to those
whose only fight
is to search for daylight;

When one only has love
to trace a path
and force fate
at every crossroads;

When one only has love
to speak to cannons
and only a song
to convince a drum,

Then without having nothing
but the strength to love
we shall hold in our hands
my friends, the entire world!

Thank you/jacquesurlus

DreamerKind said...

*IB*
Good night, I look forward to seeing you again, soon. Fare thee well, pal.

Kami said...

Clue to Tracy's super secret birthday...it's a day in December when nearly everyone in the world has plans.

olivia said...

Thank you DK for the beautiful Barbara song. Completely forgot about her son with Elliot.

Happy Early Birthday Tracy! Hugs. (Thanks Kami.)

Good night everyone. Sweet dreams. I too, will call it a night; am off to read for a while.
See you tomorrow.

DreamerKind said...

@olivia
Read and enjoy, sleep and renew.
It's so nice to feel your comforting presence on here.

DreamerKind said...

Be around in a while....

DreamerKind said...

Right Down The Line

Gerry Rafferty/listen here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5yKaj3kGrQ&playnext=1&list=PL322B6D52F16BA49B&index=52

You know I need your love, you got that hold over me

As long as I got your love, you know that I’ll never leave

When I wanted you to share my life, I had no doubt in my mind

And it’s been you, woman, right down the line.

I know how much I lean on you, only you can see
The changes that I’ve been through have left their mark on me

You’ve been as constant as the Northern Star, the brightest light that shines
It’s been you, woman, right down the line.

I just wanna say this is my way
Of telling you everything I could never say before

Yeah this is my way of telling you that everyday I’m loving you (so much more)

‘Cause you believed in me through my darkest night
Put something better inside of me, you brought me into the light

Threw away all those crazy dreams, I put them all behind
And it was you, woman, right down the line.

I just wanna say this is my way
Of telling you everything I could never say before

Yeah this is my way of telling you that everyday I’m loving you (so much more)

If I should doubt myself, if I’m losing ground
I won’t turn to someone else, they’d only let me down

When I wanted you to share my life, I had no doubt in my mind
And it’s been you, woman, right down the line.

Thank you/misspartier

Teeth said...

Hey guys,

A friend of mine had me watch this video and it really touched my heart that i just had to share it here..

Idk if any of you have ever seen it, but it left me in tears.
It's a good reminder for everyone, especially around this time of year.

Here's the link.. enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bq0aDPuD78

DreamerKind said...

@Teeth
Thanks for that link to the Dear Mr. God song & video-it is moving and inspirational. :)

Teeth said...

Your welcome,

Hopefully all of Roseland will get to hear it.

Goodnight ma'am. :)

Birdie said...

DK, Bren and Gwen,
Oh so quiet this morning. I'm off to work but wanted to wish you a great day and maybe I will see you before I sleep tonight. The census is down and I might get off early-fingers crossed!
Louisa,
Hope you are having fun wherever you are!
Happy Hump Day to all in Roseland!

Anonymous said...

Hi Roseland and Rose of course...

Rose why do people keep attacking you?? Now you are deceitful? Seriously?

DMarieperson--Here's a little news flash babe--there is NO SUCH THING as "reliable" tweets. Twitter is a complete and total sack of bullshit. If you are going to come here and attack Rose by saying she is deceitful and the only thing you have to back you up is fucking Twitter, well you are seriously insane. Seek help if you believe one damn thing on that stupid site--its all bullshit. Don't you get that? Are you that stupid that you believe anything on there??? And you have the nerve to come on Rose's blog and attack her character based on Twitter??? Really?? You need to sit down and think about yourself and why you would do something that whacked. Just go far far away please--now. Leave Rose alone and please, if you see this, never come back unless it is to apologize. If you want to state your opinion get your own blog. You can make a blog about how everything on Twitter is true and real and should be believed and used to attack good honest people like Rose. That sounds like a great way for you to spend your time. Go for it!

Mary said...

Smitty,

I see you are in good form today. I think we are the only two up right now. How have you been?

*I*Believe* said...

Morning PL~I am up, is the administrator working?

Is Smitty here? I see your post but not hers:) Hope she is feeling better.

Mary said...

Believe,

Yes, the administrator is working. No, he doesn't know I call him that. I'm just a little annoyed that after all these years he still feels that he can't take a day off. You should try to plan a trip around that.

Smitty was here but I guess she didn't like what she posted so deleted. It was just a quick drive by.

*I*Believe* said...

Huh, I don't even see the "deleted by author" space. Posts have been acting a little funny here lately. My end is extremely slow meanin that it takes a looonnnngggg time for post to show up.

My husband's name is Bill. His knickname is Halfway Bill bc he does everything, chore wise, half way...so I usually end up doing things myself.

katy said...

Hello Roseland!

My day started with a big fright..a tree almost fell on top of my car when I was driving down the street..it missed my car by millimeters...not funny at all.


Hi, Penny and I Believe! Happy Wednesday!

Smitty was here??? Hope all is well with her!

Mary said...

That is funny. It is the total opposite situation around here. Everytime I ask him to do something I always say, this isn't going to turn into a big production is it.

*I*Believe* said...

Hee hee~Halfway Bill just walked by and I had to minimize the window so he didn't see my comment about him. He would not be happy to know his knickname is out there in cyberspace!

Mary said...

Katy,

That's horrible. Was anyone hurt? You must be having strong winds or something. I bet you're a little shaken up over that.

*I*Believe* said...

katy~glad you are safe

PL~maybe we should do Husband Swap like the show lol I have to light a fire under Halfway Bill to get him to do anything!

Mary said...

Believe,

That's a thought. You know he used to intimidate me because I'm not an obsessive cleaner. Now I just sit back and let him have fun.

*I*Believe* said...

Wow, you could rent him out and for extra cash lol:)

Where are you trying to plan a trip to?

*I*Believe* said...

strike "and"

Mary said...

I haven't really decided. I was talking to Katy awhile back about Portugal but that would be too much time away for you know who. I just want to go someplace warm that is not Florida. The next 4 months drag so much with the dreariness.

*I*Believe* said...

A real vacay~what fun! Good luck with your plans and with the administrator.

Time for me to go~I have been spending too much time playing in Roseland.

Can't wait for Rose's new post today....have a great day everyone:)

katy said...

Penny

Yes, I am very shaken and still can believe how fortunate I was, thank god no one was hurt. We have had lots of rain and wind, these past two days...especialy during the night.

LJ said...

Good afternoon!

Crikey my head hurt this morning, that'll teach me for drinking old lady drinks.....how no-one ended up with a dart in the side of their head is a miracle!

:-)

Katy...so glad you are ok!

I see we had another fucking mental case.....seriously, it's so ridiculous I can't even be arsed to respond, apart from to say STFU!!!!!

Much love to all the sane people!

Eclipsed said...

Hi Super RN & Rhonda, Sorry for the "driveby" post last night but I had a couple of friends come over to watch Remember Me on Bluray. I've seen it before but they haven't. We were all in tears by the end of it. Amazing how even though I know how it ends it still affects me the same.

Tea or coffee? Hmmm...I love them both. I love Peppermint Tea and Orange Roobios Tea. As for coffee, it's got to be Tim Hortons or Dunkin' Donuts. Not really a fan of Starbucks...that is some STRONG coffee!

The only movie that I’ve seen in the theater this holiday season is Tangled and I thought it was really cute.

DreamerKind, I always enjoy your music choices. You’ve opened up my ears to some really great music. Thank you.

Speaking of great songs, here is one that I’d like to dedicate to Rose and her wonderful blog (Don’t let the haters get to you Rose)…

Strip Me by Natasha Bedingfield

La-la-la-la-la la
lala la la-la la lala
[repeat]

Everyday I fight for all my future somethings
A thousand little wars I have to choose between
I could spend a lifetime earning things I don't need
That's like chasing rainbows and coming home empty

And if you strip me, strip it all away
If you strip me, what would you find
If you strip me, strip it all away
I'll be alright

Take what you want steal my pride
Build me up or cut me down to size
Shut me out but I'll just scream
I'm only one voice in a million
But you ain't taking that from me (oh ooh)
You ain't taking that from me (oh oh)
You ain't taking that from me (oh oh)
You ain't taking that from me (oh oh)
You ain't taking that!

I don't need a microphone yeah
To say what I've been thinking
My heart is like a loudspeaker
That's always on eleven

And if you strip me, strip it all away
If you strip me, what would you find
If you strip me, strip it all away
I'm still the same

Take what you want steal my pride
Build me up or cut me down to size
Shut me out but I'll just scream
I'm only one voice in a million
But you ain't taking that from me (oh ooh)
You ain't taking that from me (oh oh)
You ain't taking that from me (oh oh)
You ain't taking that from me (oh oh)
You ain't taking that!

Cause when it all boils down at the end of the day
It's what you do and say that makes you who you are
Makes you think about, think about it doesn't it
Sometimes all it takes is one voice

Take what you want steal my pride
Build me up or cut me down to size
Shut me out but I'll just scream
I'm only one voice in a million
But you ain't taking that from me (oh ooh)
You ain't taking that from me (oh oh)
You ain't taking that from me (oh oh)
You ain't taking that from me (oh oh)
You ain't taking that!
[repeat]

Teeth, I enjoyed the Dr. Mr. God video that you posted. Thank you for posting it.

Enjoy your Wednesday everyone.

Eclipsed said...

Oops! That would be the "Dear Mr. God video" obviously. LOL.

angelica1 said...

Katy - So glad you're OK,I can't imagine how terrifying that must have been for you !!

Smitty - Hope you're feeling better today :)

katy said...

Angelica, it was terrifying, but I am calmer now...Thanks.

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