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Saturday, January 1, 2011

Rob and Kristen- HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Color me surprised! Kristen and Rob are together! Bwahahahaha!

I don't even know where to begin...
I really don't.
If you go on twitter and read some of the bullshit that is spewed...
Well...
If you are on the twirly happy side of things
You Laugh.
Oh and I am laughing.
If you are on the bitter foamy side of things
You are ANGRY!

And yeah... I'm fucking laughing.
I'm pointing and laughing.
I'm laughing and pointing.
And even though I have a bit of a hangover 
from last nights festivites...
I'm twirling.
Heh.
So Rob and Kristen have been hanging out a week in the UK
and this is the first picture to come out.
Brilliant job, if I do say so myself.

But let's get to it, shall we?
The meat of this conversation.

Really Funny. Hilarious in a really sad pathetic way...

See...
What happens when a picture like this comes out
(and we all knew it would sooner or later)
You can almost count on the usual reactions.
The same tired excuses.

1. Kristen looks miserable! Why is she there.

Obviously because Rob wants her there.
(and it fucking KILLS you...)

2. Kristen is such a bitch! Why can't she smile for the camera?

Kristen is awkwardly shy. She admits it.
She also has death threats and constant harassing/stalking lunatics
following her wherever she goes.
Is it that off base for her to be wary and reluctant
to have complete strangers come up to her demanding pictures?
The girl who is in the pic from IOW was getting harassed on her FB acct.
That was only for a short time...
and she started losing it and was considering just erasing everything.
That was just minutes...
Kristen has been dealing with this for years.
We have NO IDEA what she goes through everyday.
None.
We only see seconds... moments at a time.
Yes... she rich and famous 
Yes... she has Robert.
But she is a human being.
She's a young girl... trying to live her life the best way she knows how.
She's trying to figure stuff out as she goes along...
Just like you and me.
Is she perfect?
No.
And I bet Kristen would be the first to admit that.
Are you perfect?
Doubt it.
Yet you gleefully throw stones at her...
Trying to hurt her.
Why??
Being angry and jealous is no way to go through life.

I see Rob. I see Kristen. Where the hell is Tom?

People see pictures like this...
And instead of accepting it at face value.
Rob, Kristen and friends out on NYE...

It's all about

"How romantic! Hanging out with a big group of people!"

Well.
Needless to say this is somewhat of a tradition for this
big group of people.
It's just now Kristen is included.
Should they have to stop doing something they want to do
just because lunatics can't leave them alone?
Should they let the fanatics dictate how they
should live their lives?
Fuck that noise.
Besides the fact...
Rob and Kristen aren't going to be making out in public.
Get used to it.
They know they are being constantly watched.
They aren't going to put on a show for your entertainment.

But gnaw on this...
Think about how alone and romantic Rob and Kristen
were when they got back to their hotel room.
Taste good?
Or maybe just a tad bitter?
;)

Now we all know who Rob was kissing at Midnight! ;)

Since this year's drama was so much like last years
I decided to go look at my post from a year ago.
And.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
The picture may have changed...
But the excuses/denials remain the same

Here is a portion of my post from January 1, 2010

But...
I'm surrounded by delusion.
Bitter rationalizations.
Silly excuses.


Should I even write about it?
I don't know.
Does it even matter?
Most definitely not.
But I guess one more post
pointing out just how extreme
some people can be...
And let me get this straight right here and now.
It's not just Nons**ns, 
It's Robstens, And IDontGiveaShitStens.
Lunatics are everywhere.


I have to pull in some of the good excuses...

that I have read on Twitter...
Other blogs...
and those that were sent to me
by people who read my blog...
The rationalizations to explain away
the pics of Robert and Kristen
Together
In England.


Ready?

1. "That's NOT Kristen! I magnified that picture
on my computer software...
And her face was photo-shopped on the pic!"


2. "That picture was taken LAST year
when they were promoting Twilight."


3. "That picture was taken in Nov when they were
promoting New Moon"


4. "Kristen doesn't have any friends...
so she probably flew to England to spend NYE
with Rob. I visit friends in other countries 
ALL the time. Doesn't mean we are in love"


5. "Are we sure these pics were taken in England?
I think the backgrounds were photoshopped
to look like it."


6. "Who cares if they are together in the UK?
They aren't even together in the pictures."


7. "Rob looks so unhappy.
You know Kristen is such a bitch.
She probably forced an invitation."


8. "Big deal. It's just another (out of many)
picture that Robstens are clinging to.
It doesn't prove anything"


Well...
You get the point.
It doesn't matter anymore.
It's done.
It's over.
 The thing is...
BEFORE Kristen was spotted in England with Rob...
People were all about...
"I wish she would just step out in LA 
and put this #LondonStew bullshit to rest"
and guess what?
She fucking stepped.
And it wasn't a Pap pic
and it wasn't work related...
It was a little girl who wanted her picture
taken with Edward and Bella...
And does it prove that Robert 
is in love with Kristen?
I can't speak for how they feel.
But they must want to be together.
Because they are.
That speaks for itself.


Yeah. Pretty funny, right?
Same tired bullshit.

The more things change...
The more they remain the same.
 
Closing thoughts.
I'm so sure Kristen flew to the UK for a week...
Just for some sort of bizarro PR scheme.
A PR so strange and twisted...
That up until last night...
There was only one picture of her.
Sounds like a plan.
"GO TO ENGLAND AND PROMOTE... SOMETHING...
I DON'T CARE, MAKE SOMETHING UP.
AND MAKE SURE YOU AREN'T SEEN AT ALL 
UNTIL RIGHT UP TO THE DAY BEFORE YOU LEAVE!
DO IT NOW!!"

OR

Rob and Kristen are a seriously committed couple
who want to spend their holidays together.
What's wrong with starting your New Year
with the one you love?
Nothing.
Nothing at all.

Happy New Year!
 
Just because I miss his face...
 

This post is brought to you by the letters *D* and *B*

D for Denial.
Now you Deny that you are Denying that you are in Denial.
No wonder you are so angry all the time.

B for BWAHAHAHAHAHA
It never gets fucking old being right.
It never gets fucking old watching foamers scramble
and try to rationalize what keeps happening over and over again.
Never.
Gets.
Fucking.
Old.

Let's just wait and see what the New Year brings...
Shall we?
;)

Bye for now
☂☂☂☂☂
(The forecast is for dark and foamy today) 
 
 

556 comments:

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Annie said...

:) Just load me up with Gummy bears, white chocolate, plum pudding and left over Christmas cake and I'm so happy to continually cement my obese, hermit status!

Rhonda said...

Hope- Enjoy your dinner. And I'm keeping my fingers crossed for your daughter to get her snow!

Freddie said...

Rhonda – LOL on the Ben and Jerry’s. With respect to work, I’m still off until Thursday. I didn’t take all my vacation last year so was able to carry over 3 days to the beginning of this year. So, my brain is still in vacation mode. Sounds like you really had a busy work schedule over the last few days. Hope you managed to get in some quiet down time to enjoy New Years.

*I*Believe* said...

Annie, you are on a roll, you are right again! Kristen is totally happy with who she is.

Rhonda said...

Freddie- That's good that you still have a little time off. I'm sure it's much deserved. I did get to be off today..and it was very nice. Went out for a little shopping and I got boots for 75% off..very excited about that!

Annie- I love gummies too!

Rhonda said...

IB- I'm sorry if I missed this before but what grade do you teach? My BFF is a teacher and I have a lot of respect for what you do :)

*I*Believe* said...

Why, thank you, Rhonda. I teach second grade. I have 21 students. What grade does your friend teach?

Annie said...

@Rhonda:
Do you eat all flavours/colours? I have a friend who only eats the red ones.

*I*Believe* said...

Hey guys, Adventureland is coming on next...it's a Kristen marathon:)

Rhonda said...

Annie- Yes, I like all flavors! What about you?

IB- My friend teaches 7&8th graders. Another friend teaches Spec Ed.

Freddie- I know you said you studied Anthropology..Do you work in that field?

Rhonda said...

Oh I love Adventureland!

*I*Believe* said...

I like gummies but I prefer Sour Patch kids...I like sour things...but not that sour, bitter Roger Dodger.

Rhonda said...

IB- LOL...

*I*Believe* said...

Rhonda, I like Adventureland, too.

Annie said...

With gummy bears no preference on colour or flavour but it must be gummy bears.....no gummy worms, no gummy lifesavers. Just the bears. :)

30 said...

Hi "I" Annie Hi All!

Also,Pirate Radio is coming on HBO right now if anyone missed it the last few times.

That Tom Stu. I dont know, he is one sexy beast.

;)

I read a messed up story on twitter today. (Why I dont go on twitter to often) Something about Rob being harassed by like 300 fans at some shop today. All kinds of fucked up. Anyway, people are just fucked in plain English.

*I*Believe* said...

Who else is back to work tomorrow? Misery loves company, ya know:)

BTW, SueBee had been very quiet...I bet she's been Ninja Sue.

SueBee if you're lurking~Happy New Year!!

*I*Believe* said...

*has been

*I*Believe* said...

@30
Where was the shop with the fans? IOW?

Annie said...

Hi 30 :)

Rhonda said...

Hi 30 :) just recently watched Pirate Radio for the first time. Tom was so cute in it!

IB- I'm back to work tomorrow too but..after that..I'm off for 4 days..can't wait!

*I*Believe* said...

OK Rhonda, with your 4 days off coming, I don't think you count. Enjoy your time off. I am sure you worked hard and deserve it:)

Rhonda said...

Thanks IB..LOL :)

Freddie- Did you leave me?

30 said...

Yeah "I" from what I gather, this was at some coffee shop.I am not really sure. Ya know how things gets twisted on twitter. I saw this re tweeted. The shop owner called the police and Rob was escorted out by police. "If" true, pretty shitty.

Freddie said...

Rhonda – love the deal you got on your boots. I always feel so satisfied when a score a deal like that. You guys definitely have great sales in the states.

Yes, I did study Anthropology in school, but ironically, it has nothing to do with my line of work. I work for a market research/consulting firm. So, while I don’t use the specific knowledge I learned in school, I’m really thankful for the university experience. No one holds your hand there (as is the case in a work setting) and in a sense, it helps you learn how to learn and to take responsibility for yourself – if that makes any sense.

IB – you are a cat person as well. My guy is very special to me, although I swear he’s really person in disguise. He has quite the personality.

Sorry for the delay in responding. I’m having PC problems (it’s running slow as a pig) and I stepped out to order food. I’m still lazy today.

Hi 30 – hope you are well.

I’m going to have to go and see if I can fix my PC. Talk to you all later and have a great evening.

Rhonda said...

Bye Freddie- Sorry about the computer problems. Have a good night and I will talk to you tomorrow.

30- If that's true..it is very bad.

*I*Believe* said...

Freddie hope your puter is better. Yes, I am a cat person. I actually have two males. They are littermates and will be 7 years old in February. They both have their own personality. One cat is def mine, the other gravitates to my son.

Rhonda said...

Have a great night everyone. Hope all have a wonderful monday..whether it be at home, work or school :)
Now I'm going to leave you with one of my favorite quotes.

" And now we welcome the new year, full of things that have never been "

May we always have a beginner's mind...

*I*Believe* said...

I am going to follow Rhonda and bid everyone a wonderful night.

Lovely quote, Rhonda, and thanks for the well wishes...you have a great Monday too.

To DK and the Night Owl Crew~Hope you gals have a great night...sorry I couldn't hang with ya's tonight but the reality of Monday morning calls:(

jentoo said...

Hey Everyone!

Hope yall had a great holiday!

Rose, this post really got to me. I can't imagine what it must be like to have your privacy invaded like they do. Yes, I'm guilty of looking at pics of them...what can I say, I love seeing them. But, man...it hurts my heart to hear what some people say. I just don't get the meanness.

Anyway, the husband is on nights, the kids are in bed, and I just don't know what to do with myself!

Hope everyone has a good night:)

DreamerKind said...

Good Day Roseland!

@jentoo
Happy New Year to you! Wish I could stay and chat with you but I need to run out for a while. Be back later. Stop on in...

DK

jentoo said...

Hey DK! I'm not sure I'll be able to stay up that late, but I'll try my very bestest:) Have fun wherever it is you're going!

Wildhart007 said...

Hi! Roseland!

I wanted to say thankyou to Bren and Olivia for remembering me during the last few weeks of
playing one of Santa's elves. It was an exhausting time but at times very rewarding.

Sony finally sent me a new laptop after being without one for 2 months now. I've been trying to go back and reread all the old posts and copy all the wonderful recipes that were posted.

I must admit that having the new laptop is wonderful!(Especially, not having to post from my phone!)
There is always a but... to a statement like that though. I am now able to easily access many websites. In so doing, I have lost my Rose colored glasses from the past two months.

I want to thank Rose for her blog and intercepting all the nasty individuals out there. These past two months I have been just reading this blog. This weekend has shown me that this fandom can just be plain insane. I really feel for Rob and Kristen and Tom for having to put up with the insanity that accompanies their lives. It has been upsetting for me to read the total BS that has been being said and done to interrupt their time off. How they live through this on a daily basis is remarkable! Their fortitude and ability to still be nice to fans is truly a testament to the wonderfully beautiful(inside and out) individuals they are.

So, Thank you again Rose for providing Roseland. Your thoughts and observations provide a haven of sanity for those of us who wish only the best for Rob, Kristen and Tom.

Freddie, your comments for the New Year were so eloquent, thoughtful and heartfelt. By the way, my Mom's cat is doing much better.

Roseland is beautiful!(that is why some try to soil it with their ugliness)

Hugs and love to all
Linda

DreamerKind said...

Wildhart007
Happy New Year, Linda!

Very eloquent post, yourself.

Glad you are well after the busy season.

DK

Wildhart007 said...

Hi! DK

Happy New Year to you also! I enjoyed your posts about your NYE adventures!

DreamerKind said...

@Wild
I get carried away, in living my life and writing about it, too. Thanks for saying that.....

DreamerKind said...

@Wild
I'm going to share a couple of more adventures from NYE tonight but haven't decided which ones, lol.

Wildhart007 said...

DK
I enjoy your getting carried away.
I would love to go on one of your adventures with you. (sounds like a wonderful time to be had).
I'm just sitting home with my Christmas tree climbing kitten.(still gotta get that tree put away).

Linda

Wildhart007 said...

DK

I hope I'm still awake for those NYE adventures. Gotta get up early for Dr. appt.(but on vacation this week)

DreamerKind said...

@Wild
Awww, cute little kitty!


My pink tree is still up and will remain so for the rest of January. It is my birthday month long celebration, so up with the bling, I say.

Come along on an adventure anytime you are in the area, and we'll make fun in the sun.

Really, I've found that it is all about listening to folks, and giving a damn about them. Hugs and kisses usually follow....

Wildhart007 said...

DK
A great perspective to live by!
Hugs and Kisses are definitely a good thing!

Happy Birthday month to you! I'm glad to hear you opted for the pink tree.(very festive)

I have an aunt that lives in the Chicago area, so if I'm up that way we will have to hook up!

DreamerKind said...

@Wild
Sounds like a good plan! Email me on the blogger email for DreamerKind if and when that happens.

Anything happening for you this week?

Wildhart007 said...

DK

Thanks, will do. Have a vacay late this spring. Haven't decided what to do, but would be great to get away for abit.

This week is rest and recuperate. Also, try to get the house back in a semblance of order.

Going to see the Doc in the morning cause my knee has been killing me. Repeatedly, climbing in and out of my truck with packages for the last 25 years has finally taken its toll.(not the young whipper snapper I used to be, lol) I used to love to go snow skiing. Guess, I won't be doing that anytime soon. Then again, sitting in the lodge by the fire with a cozy drink doesn't sound too bad either.

DreamerKind said...

@Wild
Just a suggestion, take a look at this website for a product that I have not used, but which is getting rave reviews.

Its featured product is Nopalea, which reduces inflammation for knees, etc. and the testimonials are impressive.

www.trivita.com

Sure, why not go to the ski lodge and schmozz while relaxing at the fire, as you said. There is lots of life left in us yet, right?

Wildhart007 said...

DK

Gotta get some sleep. Wish I could have made it to hear your exciting NYE adventures.
Have fun this with the remainder of this night and may many new and wonderful adventures come your way.

Linda

Magnolias-blooming said...

Good morning/evening Rose and Roselanders....
I’m back from my Hols for a couple of days but {yes there’s always one of those}lol
I am going back mid week....
SO DK are you gonna share some of your NYE adventures? Feel free little lady......This should be interesting.....lol
I had something trivial but bloody stupid happen to me only yesterday....A lil friggin embarrassing actually.....but anyway....lol
I went to the grocery store earlier and one of those’ groc mags caught my eye.....Now I know what y’all where talking about with the crap about our Kristen and the shit that was written about her at Christmas.....what a waste of glossy paper I say.....
Dont these people have anything better to write...

Bren said...

Where are all the little night owls?

DreamerKind said...

Dreamer's NYE Redux:

Bartender Attempts Speech-Kudos For Two

We found our little corner at the bar. The attractive young bartender, Jr., son of the owner, made us feel very comfortable and welcome.

He delivered our lemondrop shots, later, the complimentary apple pie a la mode shots and spent some time talking with us.

Over the next couple of hours, he became even more friendly and attentive, dashing over to make sure we had enough to drink, and a bit of fun, too.

There was a certain theatrical flair about him and as time passed, even more so. Jr. was having a lot of fun behind that bar, not tending it very much but no one cared. (So carefree were we.)

The cash register drawer, bulging with bills, was left wide open, glasses were stacking up unwashed, and so on. Jr, was having his own little party, like our own!

We waved him over, and he began to share just how much fun. I admit to being distracted, singing along with the karaoke, but V. intently listened to him.

He gestured and talked animatedly for about five minutes, a big smile on his face.

When Jr left, V turned to me and said that she hadn't understood one word that he was saying, as his speech was too garbled from the "fun" he had.

All I noticed, was that Jr. had spoken in his style, and V listened in hers. Both gave as good as they got. Kudos for two inspired performances!

Bren said...

Hey SC,

How are you doing?

I guess red hot mama must be surfing the net....she left the door unlocked, so I just walked in...

Wildhart007 said...

DK

Thank you for the info on the website. I will be honest and say I'm a little leery of such organizations as I worked for one when I was much younger. I started in the warehouse and eventually ended up in the office calculating the bonuses for all the people selling products. I was there for several years and learned how the industry worked. Perhaps, their products are new and innovative with much merit. I will have to research further.

I really appreciate the suggestion because I will be looking at other alternatives if the Doc suggests surgery.

Linda

DreamerKind said...

@Wild
Linda, thanks for your kind wishes, and the stories will be here for when you can read them, or not if our Rose, so decrees.

Sleep within the peace of night.

DK

Magnolias-blooming said...

Hey Bren, Wildhart & Dk Im fine...and you....my sweets......
Im going to be on/off ATM im in the middle of cooking so if Im a lil slow you know why.....

DreamerKind said...

@Wild
It's interesting that you shared that experience, as I was very much in the multi-level marketing world about 20 years ago.

This company was not multi until about a year ago. I am not a business buyer only retail which suits me fine.

I've seen how it works, too and some companies are great, others not. What I base sharing products with others, is on my own personal success and nothing else. I make no money off of others.

TriVita is an excellent line, whatever you decide.

Best wishes with the Doc and keep me posted, please.

DK

Bren said...

Hey Linda,

I thought you were gone....I'm sorry about your knees, but welcome to the club....mine act up when it's cold.

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Trying to say I'm off in cyberspace so you don't hve to fess up on your fun NYE?

Bren said...

SC,

Glad you dropped by...What time of day is it in Aussieland?

Did you celebrate on NYE?

Wildhart007 said...

Hi! Bren and Southerncross!

I'm still awake, since I've been reading the website DK sent me.

DK the NYE story was a tribute to the listening power of us all. (No hugs and kisses at that point)

DreamerKind said...

@SC
Off cooking? Good for you! From what you've written, you cook good stuff, like bbq, and savory dishes. Wish I was in OZ to have a taste...

Hey, I bought a mag several months ago, which is full of Eclipse info/pics/star profiles and didn't notice that it was $10.

Sure hope it increases in value over the years, so my kids can sell it on eBay. Which they will since I am a psycho about Twilight per them, don't you know.

Fun begats, fun.

DreamerKind said...

@Wild
Yes, Linda, it was a testament for good listening/sharing and kindness prevailed for both.

Kudos to Linda for her kudos for them and me!

Bren said...

Ok, I will tell a funny story that happened on NYE...

First I will set up the scene for you.

The host and hostess of the party were Mike and Debbie..well, M&D just joined the football gang fold this summer, so we don't them as well as we all know each other...during football M keeps telling us all these funny stories involving his Uncle Ralph...he is his dad's youngest brother and a real casanova..well this uncle only dates young chicks, he is 55..so he is going to be at the NYE party, and we are all looking to see what he really is like...next post---the party..

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Can't wait...you will tackle him down to the foul line!

Wildhart007 said...

Bren and DK

I love how ya'll keep me hanging on.

Magnolias-blooming said...

@ Bren yes we clebrated NYE....I actually commented on here what I got up to......twas a good night for me.....
BTW its 7pm Mon evening.....

DK yer im a little late tonight we usually eat from 4pm till 8.30pm individually coz my lot are in/out at training, gym , work so we rarely eat at the same time.....a bit like a restaurant unfortunatley.....I made a soup tonight as Im over eat outs......

DreamerKind said...

@Wild
Bren types very slowly and her laptop heats up so hot, that she almost burns her legs, so her husband R must cool them down in the barn, if I understand it correctly.

Bren is HOT.

DreamerKind said...

@SC
You are a fine madre to maintain a restaurant access to dining in your home, and I'll be there soon.

Bren said...

OK I forgot to mention something..during one of the football games Mike tells the guys that his Uncle Ralph acts like Hugh Hefner, all he needs is the silk pj's...well, the guys started calling him Uncle Hugh.

The night of the party, I was standing talking to my friend Kim, when I felt someone slip their hand around my waist..I was startled, Kim was too as she got the other hand on her...well it was Uncle Hugh..he introduced himself to us...first of all he looks 45, and is a damn good looking man, with this bubbly personality...and oh yes, casanova with a capital C...Robert was across from me and saw his introduction, he just grinned and shook his head...we talked with him a little bit and the he moved on to other women in the room...

About an hour later, there was about six of us sitting on this huge sectional sofa...Robert was sitting at the end across the semi-circle from me, and Uncle Hugh came over and told R to move so he could sit next to him...well Uncle Hugh is getting a little loaded and tries to make convo with R..and he asked him, so how many kids do you have? and R says 2, and Uncle Hugh looks shocked and says just 2? R tells him yeah, you see that lady over there in purple, she's my wife..do you think she looks like a rabbit? everyone started laughing----then R continues, although she did want to be a playboy bunny once--(I was thinking no, don't go there--)Then Kim's husband Steve says,Bren is not big enough upstairs to go to the mansion....everyone laughs again...Kim glares at Steve and says really upstairs, mansion...everybody cracks up again...then someone says yeah, I guess her boobs could be a little bigger, and someone else says I think they are just fine, and everyone on that sofa was checking out my boobs...so I said whoa...my girls, and I pointed at my boobs do not appreciate being the topic of conversation...as I gave a piercing look to Robert who started the whole thing...he thought it was hilarious...

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Wildhart007 said...

DK
Ah! So, that is where Bren is gone off to, getting cooled off.

SC I completely understand the being over eating out, way too much of that this last month myself.

My laptop is getting me warm and making me sleepy but not hot, so I guess no barn for me.

DreamerKind said...

Daughter or Friend, Fiend or Foe?Who Cares About Illegal?

So we sat and drank and laughed and sparkled in our little corner of the world. We drew folks like, well, like we did.

Over our way, came a man, a man with the intent to please, and please he did but not everyone, at that time, at least.

Josh introduced himself to V, shaking her hand, then to me, nuzzling me a bit (thank you Rob for nuzzling), and stretched himself over to S, the "Baby" in the corner.

My, but he was cheerful and attractive with such warmth and personality. He shared that his friend told him to come over and meet us (very nice). So far, so good...

Then he asked me, if I was V's daughter (a huge no-no) that resulted in a yes-yes!

I couldn't help myself, it was out of my mouth instantly that I was her daughter! (In reality, she is 19 days younger than me.)

The Lady V quickly and hotly protested, and I gave in to tell the truth, but Josh was mortified. He said I should have just said no, can you believe that?

Suddenly, I am in the wrong for enjoying the joke, he didn't know that he made, although a really smart man would not have made that remark in the first place, but would have found out by other means, do you think so?

So, of course I admitted that he was right, and that the temptation to tease V. had done me in. V has been my bff for over 50 years, and such opportunities to joke about this, don't come by often.

No true feelings were hurt and we continued our merry chit-chat, as the bar owner announced that at 3am, the doors of the bar would be locked.

If you wanted to leave, you had to leave now or be locked inside the bar until final closing at 6am. (You could be let out anytime, but could not come back into the bar.)

I am always game for all nighters but my pals actually work, sometimes, and weren't as keen. They thought we should call a cab and head home. Well, we stayed.

The owner made another announcement, that he didn't care if it was now illegal in Illinois to smoke indoors, he would let all smokers do so until closing!

He proceeded to open the windows in consideration of us non-smokers I'd bet, while the multitudes lit up. That is one ballsy bar owner.

Jr. said that his father knew a few folks in local government and not to worry. Natch, this is Illinois, folks.

Got myself back into everyone's good graces and it was friend again, not foe, and although illegal was happening, we didn't care a snap for that!

Bar life has a life of its own, and it's a good life, on the whole.

Bren said...

DK,

Stop it with that barn thing, I'm telling you we are not eighteen...

But yes, my laptop is getting hot again...thanks, for asking..LOL

I have another story about Uncle Hugh, but I will tell it another day...I actually went and got oreos and milk after all that typing...

We went to the casino tonight, but didn't eat there, cuz we had stuffed ourselves during the football game.

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Brilliant, you and your girls.

That mansion with the upstairs "perks" would be definitely offered to you, is you wanted to be there. Ask Uncle Hugh and maybe even Daddy Hefner!

Love that the hubs started the ball rolling over your way and made it stop, where only you two would know. HOT, like I said.

Wildhart007 said...

Sounds like R was heading for the dog house instead of the barn. Did Uncle Hugh bring a date?

DK Josh must have been a good nuzzler for you to have taken the fall for his faux pas.

Birdie said...

Good morning Wild,SC,Bren and Dk,
Great stories so far,please continue! I went to bed way to early and now i can't sleep.

Magnolias-blooming said...

Soooo Now the bloody laptop has a pulse of it own......lol

You naughty ladies.....i think you could teach me a thing or too.....BUT we wont go there....lol
Ya know ive been reading and these laptops of you lil ladies get hot quiet often...do they not?
I think it weel due time to get ya selves a new one..lol
BTW ladies Im liking your stories...

Bren said...

Were you smiling , when you were thinking yeah, I look so much younger than V....but, I do feel sorry for V, she probably felt like she needed a makeover asap.

I imagine that would be a stiff fine , for that smoking....

Wildhart007 said...

Morning Birdie!

I keep saying I'm going to sleep but these stories are keeping me up way past my bed time.

Magnolias-blooming said...

Hey Birdie hows it going?

Birdie said...

Bren,
Did Uncle Hugh leave alone?
DK,
How nice to start out the new year being mistaken as someone's daughter. You must be doing something right!

Birdie said...

Hey Wild and SC,
These two are quite entertaining. You can always sleep in later.
What's cooking SC?

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
You have a valid point...I did smile, and wasn't too worried for V looks good.

It's just that she is is quiet and thoughtful most of the time, and that does not translate to looking vital, unless the man looking at you is reserved himself and seeks himself (boring).

If you knew me, you would have seen my joking about it as comic relief, for I wanted to deflect it from her to me, and I did, cause I have a warp speed brain that has saved my ass, so many times!

Wouldn't want to hurt my bff for the world. And like Wild said, he made the goof, goofus Josh.

Good nuzzler, goofus Josh, and so more about that in the Josh joshing snippet.

Bren said...

Linda,

I'm glad you reminded me of Uncle Hugh's date, I did mean to tell you...

Yes, she was young, I would guess somewhere between 21 and 25, very pretty, and conservative...( after hearing about him, I thought he dated sluts-well you know, not conservative)LOL...

I thought he was very charismatic, but Mike says he's always got a deifferent girl on his arm...he's totally a player...

Bren said...

sorry, different

Bren said...

Hi Birdie,

You are off from work, right?

Glad you're here...

Magnolias-blooming said...

Birdie....
Dont want to bore you with my cooking this evening......But no biggy...
I made a chicken soup and I stuffed these large pasta shells with riccotta/parsley/egg....and they cooked in the soup.....It turned out good....I love ricotta....and it just breaks the bordom of just chicken soup....

Birdie said...

Dk
I sense that there is more to Nuzzler Josh?

Wildhart007 said...

Bren those players can be mighty sneaky with their date choices. They aren't called players for nuthin! lol

DreamerKind said...

@Birdie
Even though I have not said hello, I've been quoting you, hope you notice that. You are always on my mind, always on my mind.

Say, convinced about going on that double date, I am harmless...?

Wildhart007 said...

SC My mouth is watering! That is so innovative on spicing up the chick soup. I love stuffed shells.

Birdie said...

DK,
I don't know, they might think I am your grandmother.

DreamerKind said...

@SC
Ricotta, mozzarella, brie, limburger, is there any downside to cooking/eating cheese?

I envy the fireworks on the beach, in Oz, that your family set off.

We have reqs. here to prevent that big time cause of lost fingers, hands, etc. but done with caution, wow, for fireworks.

Birdie said...

Bren,
I have this fabulous new schedule with the 12 hours that gives me six days in a row off every month. I feel like I am on vacation.

SC,
That soup sounds wonderful. Share the recipe?

Magnolias-blooming said...

@ Wild, Like I said no biggy.....
But we have been eating out, whilst being away ....and Im over it.....
You should try it some time......the ricotta shells that is? Its quite filling but light also...

DreamerKind said...

@Birdie
We'll perk you up before we go out, with a little spirit of your choice to put pink into your cheeks.

I will wear vampire white makeup and show a lot of my teeth, to add another element of mystery.

No one will say what doofus Josh said, for Minnesotans are much more stoic and polite I know.

Let me clarify, Chicagoans are full of heart and bold as brass.

Magnolias-blooming said...

DK we have those laws too but friends of ours came up to stay with us and they purchased them interstate{ They're legal there but not here]
It was around 2am and they wanted to set them off.....SO we went to the beach and did so......It was such a barmey night.....No breeze as such, warmish....and clear sky w/o cloud.....I kept getting side tracked coz the stars over the ocean looked so much with clarity.....The good ol SC was there and I thought of you lot on the blog.....funny that....a cluster of stars reminded me of you lot....[seriously]....

Magnolias-blooming said...

Birdie do you really want me to tell you the receipt?

Bren said...

SC,

Sounds delicious...

Birdie,

It's as good as a vacation...

Linda,

You're right, he might of picked the descent one for the nephews party...I'll have to ask Debbie, next time I see her...she wasn't at our bash today...

See, DK, I'm not te only one that cancels...LOL

word verif. stshilit--I will say this instead of shit from now on...

Wildhart007 said...

SC We can purchase and shoot fireworks here in my neck of the woods also. Although I usually only do it on the 4th of July.(too cold now)
Funny I think about you whenever there is a full moon! smile!
And I will try the stuffed shells and chick soup!(wonderful idea)

Birdie said...

SC,
Yes, I don't have a good chicken soup recipe and you sound like you know your way around the kichen.

I live near a park that does July 4th fireworks. Neighbors of mine have a tradition of setting off firecrackers every 4th in honor of their dad that died suddenly. They set of thousands of them and the noise goes on for 5 minutes or more. We all wait for this every year and they try to one up the year before.

Bren said...

Birdie,

Are you seriously thinking of double dating with Dreamer?

Then you will become a statistic, in other words, a story on the board.LOL

Magnolias-blooming said...

Bren you seem like you're in a "shit stirring mood" tonight....JS.... you cheeky bugger! lol

Wildhart007 said...

Hey Birdie what you gonna do with your 6 days off? Rest up after those 12 hr shifts?

Bren keep an eye on Uncle Hugh. I have had this player asking me out for a year now(he's on my route at work) Charming, good looking, but only wants the conquest.

DK What happened with Nuzzlin Josh?

DreamerKind said...

@Wild
Coming right up....

Birdie said...

A double date with DK,hmmm. I've been out of the loop for awhile, that may be out of my league.

Bren said...

Birdie,

Maybe you should start with a kitten, and move your way up to COUGAR.LOL

DreamerKind said...

Josh Does Not Josh Dreamer?
Karaoke Krazed

Baby Sis was getting that back rubbing I mentioned in another snippet and V was chatting up someone, too, when I got back from the "loo" (thanks Syd, darling).

I saw Josh, singing karaoke with all of his heart and soul, very loudly, not in tune, but you felt it, really felt it! And did I feel it, yes, I did!

I watched him sing with passion and joined in from the sidelines, which lured him our way again, now tableside, since Baby had wanted out of the corner, like NOW!

Amazing how you can forgot the awesome maleness of a man! A man in close proximity is a marvel of engineering and design.

Well, anyway, I talked, he talked, I smiled, he smiled (Bieber was right) and I could have danced all night.

The Duo part of the Trio decided they had enough (crazies!) and were talking about leaving (we were locked in until let out, remember?).

So, I said to Josh that we would stay if only we didn't have to go V's for the night.

He graciously offered his place for all of us and gave us the address which was only 1 block away.

I confess that I was close to swaying and perhaps did a little in his direction (le nuzzle).

He had a ticket to ride but he don't care, my baby don't care.

(I haven't posted one song tonight and that must be because these words are flying out of me, faster than music can.)

It is somewhat of a blur today as I tell it, but opportunities are lost and chances are gained in living every day, but the Duo's were in a hurry to go home, (damn them) and some things can't be rushed.

Was Josh joshing Dreamer, with his offer of a place to sleep and a ticket to ride or was she only dreaming? (Let's vote, shall we?)

Have to go back and find out one of these days, but the Hang On Morocco scene was ahead of us, and it took the prize.

Playing is not a crime, only the hurting of someone, if you're a player, that may definitely be one.

Magnolias-blooming said...

like I said Bren......you're a bloody s/stirrer!......keep gettin your jollies......laughing out loud......

Birdie said...

Surprisingly the 12's don't wear me out. Now I have an idea. Linda, you do the double date with DK first and if the tale she tells is not to crazy, I'll try.

Bren said...

Somebody once told me, the world is gonna roll me...I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed....

DK,

Can you play this --All Star by Smash Mouth....been singing this all day..

DreamerKind said...

@Birdie
So, you are worried about what I would write on here about our double date? Been thinking about starting my own blog, but can't bear to leave Rose's.

No worries, ask Bren, I haven't dished her dirt yet. She is as pure as the driven snow, that one, and Dreamer doesn't kiss and tell (well, metaphorically she doesn't).

However, Linda and I would have a fine time and when she comes to Chi Town we will paint it red, with a slanted brush (soft strokes).

Wildhart007 said...

DK Wow! You haven't posted a song tonight! Amazing!

It must be getting late because that post was beautifully written and scripted to me!

A man in close proximity is a marvel of engineering and design

verify word humen lol

DreamerKind said...

For Bren The:

All Star

Smash Mouth/listen here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xxQs34UMx4

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Back to the rule and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The waters getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Back to the rule and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Thank you/skillerguy45

Wildhart007 said...

HA! I'm not scared! I'll be the statistic, cause I can bet we would have a rip roaring fantasic time!

Would Chi town survive us? That is the question! LOL

Although, I'm not the expert on alcoholic beverages like DK. Down south here it's keg parties in the back yard!

Bren said...
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Birdie said...

Linda, You go girl! I have to work up to it. Yeah,I'm a chickenshit!

Magnolias-blooming said...

Playing is not a crime, only the hurting of someone, if you're a player, that may definitely be one.

Well ladies A player I certainly am not...never have been and never will....
Wild enjoy your dtae with DK......Im sure you'll have a fabulous time.......
Bren I think you may have mis interpret my comments or me being here tonight......bigtime!
Im going to leave you right here....carry on ladies, have fun and goodnight....

Bren said...
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DreamerKind said...

@Wild
You betcha! Some things are worth it and some aren't.

My sister asked me if I expected to have such a good time out on NYE.

I told her that I don't expect, I just do. It is the doing that makes all of the difference, isn't it?

Birdie said...

Bren,
As to the cougar comment, remember I did cougar before it was trendy. I have reverted back to kitten.

Bren said...
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DreamerKind said...

@Birdie
You think that I will ride roughshod over you and that you will not be present and accounted for on our double date with the two gorgeous dudes of our choice?

Wrongo, chicken girl, I can be subtle and demure, when it is called for, meaning you will shine, shine, too, and I do so delight in you shining on.

To every thing, turn, turn, turn, there is a season, turn, turn, turn.

Wildhart007 said...

Bren Ouch!

SC Goodnite..good to have talked to you again ...missed you...

Birdie never chicken only only smarter than the average bear! lol

Birdie said...

No, I take that back. A kitten is too tame.I think I am more of a lioness. No patience for BS and protective of me and my young.

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Give Southern a wedgie, she is much too serious about what she thinks we think she said/means.

@SC
Speaking for myself, you are a deeply feeling person (aka Louisa) and you are full of love for many things, and we are let into that part of your life. I, accept, your friendship.

Rock on, SC! Don't give up on us, baby.

Birdie said...

Good night SC,
Don't forget the chicken soup recipe when you have the time!

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Is your middle name "Rose" you pot stirrer?

I have noticed a similarity and have wondered, if you are an insider (not) but perhaps a one hit wonder, that lurks here under the Rose umbrella of wit and wisdom?

Tell me right now, where are R/K at this very moment and do you have pictures to prove it?

Bren said...

Linda,

I know big ouch, I didn't see that coming...Bang, right between the eyes...

Birdie,

I was just kidding around, go on the date and have fun...after all who do you know who meets a minister and a rock star at the same bar..

Bren said...

DK,

No one ever said I was a "One Trick Pony"....

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
I adore you!

But no repeats are allowed. Linda and I would meet maybe a senator and a carpetbagger, since it is the mayoral election BS cadre around for the count.

They have plenty of citizens bucks om their pockets, to spend on little babes like us, in the best bars the city has, which are perfect for the likes of us, Roselanders.

Wildhart007 said...

Bren

You pot stirrer! (is that even a word?) I like a little spice!

It's late am I making any sense at this point?

Birdie said...

I am so confused.....

DreamerKind said...

@Birdie
I am thinking to come to MN and see you, like 2011, when the sky is a bright canary yellow, ya know?

If I could find some long lost friends that used to live in Red Wing, I would combine visits and spare you too much excitement.

Kittenish, Birdie, you save lives, and that is so much that matters.

We'll find some geezes, won't we?

Stop fighting the Dreamer magnetic pull, send me an email and we will talk on the telefono, to allay your fear that I am a serio killerista.

Birdie said...

Bren,
I know you are and appreciate your sense of humor, don't worry.
DK,
Chicago politicians? Are you nuts? Haha! I'll take the boys at the pub.

DreamerKind said...

@Birdie
Was that a general statement of confusion or a specific point of view based on what?

Bren said...

Linda,

The later you stay up, the crazier it gets....by the end I keep misspelling like every word...it's just part of us being sillybillies, right DK?

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
I refuse to be coerced into posting that Paul Simon song, "One Trick Pony" for someone who has more tricks up her sleeves, and is more like a 20 trick hustler with a shellgame scam. (Harsh, ain't I?)

((Smooches))

Bren said...

DK,

Really---serio killerista, you're just confusing her more....right about now she's probably thinking...I should of stayed in bed, instead of going on the board...LOL

Birdie said...

DK,
You let me know if you are coming to MN so I can get that background check done.

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
So true, that!

You have been wunderbar (but noticed that you haven't given R/K location or pics yet) and it is almost 5am.

The bleu cheese in my fridge is calling me, to be spread on sesame toasts, to be tasted with a little bit of beer. (Why don't I ever want to go to bed, Bren, why?)

Wildhart007 said...

Bren
You are so right at this point, coherency is getting difficult. I think DK wants me to go out with Al Capone or someone like him since he's dead.

Bren said...

Harsh , ain't the word mama...

No more secrets for DK....LOL

DreamerKind said...

@Birdie
You do not have the authority to have one done, but I do.

I have CIA, FBI and other clearances, and do you?

Don't forget that my SIL is still in law enforcement like I was for years.

Yet, I could have gone bonkers, since then, but my kids would have me in a ward, tightly bound, pronto, so don't fret.

Peace out to you, Kristen and I like to say...

Wildhart007 said...

Okay in exactly 17 minutes alarms in my house will be ringing to wake everyone. It has been a fun filled night of conversations ladies but I must depart to R/L. talk to you at a later time.

Linda

Bren said...
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DreamerKind said...

@Wild Linda
(I give up on monikers making sense)

Was it Caroline on here or Cate, who said that if you get 3 hours of sleep straight and then can nap for 20 minutes, you will get 6 more hours of energy without needing to sleep, as a bonus?

Nap, as our Sillies said and take care. Tomorrow I will finish my silly snippets of my life and times on NYE 2010.

Birdie said...

Well, it's been real....
I am actually going to drag my butt to the gym. I'm going to have to get in shape if I don't want to look like a grandmother.
I hope all you lovelies have a restful sleep and will talk to you later.
DK, put that beer down and get some sleep!

Bren said...

Linda,

It was great having you onboard, come back anytime...good night...

Bren said...

Birdie,

It was great joking around with you tonight..have fun at the gym...

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Funny you should mention Al.

Not far away there is a restaurant/roadhouse where he and his gang kept moonshine during Prohibition. They transported it down the Fox River to points known, and evaded the federales for a long time.

It is still (no pun intended) open and when you visit you can sit in a bathtub that was used to make "bathtub gin". (I have pics, so it's real.)

My Hang On Morocco may delve into the unknown, the undead aspects of Al and my connections to him, however, he is not dating at present.

Bren said...

DK,

I'm going to crash also...

First, I think I'll go boink Robert in the barn...

Later.

DreamerKind said...

@Birdie
You would think that you should encourage me to drink that beer!

I nixed it anyway to expound more, using more words, that are never enough for expounding. Burn lots of calories, expounding.

Work it Bird!

Bren said...

I'm glad to hear he is not dating...

good night, funny lady...

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
You said no more barn talk and that you are not 18 anymore, however, you did not say how old the hubs is!

Don't pass an opp. to nuzzle, Bren, and I mean that sincerely.
Burrow in and hold on tight.

Sleep well...

DreamerKind said...

Rock A Bye Your Baby
With A Dixie Melody

Connie Francis rocks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fPW8WXx5S4

Rock a bye, your baby,
with a dixie melody.
When you croon, croon a tune,
from the heart of dixie.

Just hang my cradle, mammy mine,
right on that masoned, dixen line.
And swing it from Virginia, to Tennessee,
With all the love that's in ya.

Weep no more, my lady,
sing that song again, for me.
Sing on black joe, just as though,
you have me on your knees.

A Million baby kisses, i'll deliver,
if you will only play that Swanee River.
Rock a bye your rock a bye baby,
with a dixie melody.

Thank you/TheConnieChannel

30 said...

Interesting stuff right here. It is a start at least.

http://www.geekosystem.com/california-internet-impersonation-law/

SueBee said...

Looks as if I've missed quite a bit. Thank god I missed the troll. That person seems to dive right in and insult with impunity.

I have no patience for mean people so I've chosen not to waste my time returning the insult volleys or validating an angry, incredibly lonely person's evening.

That said, how is everyone doing this bright, shiny, new year?

Lots of hugs and good stuff.

Susan

SueBee said...

Forgot to mention, yes, I am watching Pirate Radio again. Like comfort food, it's like a comfort movie. So funny and cute.

Aaaaaaand--since my girls are back in school, it is NOT a cartoon so it's a win/win for me. :oP

I MISS MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You all know who you are so I'm throwing some love your way. Toss a hug or two my way. :o)

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