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| Yes. Yes. Yes. And Yes. |
Random Thoughts.
1. I've been seeing a lot of commercials for
WFE the last couple of days.
One word.
SWOON.
Good Grief.
I've said it before and I repeat myself
Robert has NEVER looked better than he does in this movie.
Never.
Ever.
Stop it.
Don't even try.
This movie looks so gloriously beautiful...
Robert.
Well...
I adore Reese Witherspoon...
But.
Sorry.
Robert is prettier.
2. Latest Chatter?
Eh.
You've heard it all before.
Does it bear repeating?
Not really.
Oh but TED has put forth some more bullshit.
Funny how people want to believe him when he
says what they want to hear.
Face it kiddies...
Ted wants the hits.
He doesn't give a shit about Rob or Kristen.
What will you do tomorrow when he
says that Rob and Kristen are madly in love?
Because you know he will.
It's the game he plays.
Besides...
It's just his speculation.
No matter what he says.
 | ||
| Think what you want... but this is STILL going on. |
3. Robert.
London.
Kristen.
London.
Together.
Australia??
;)
 |
| Why is beat-up walking Rob so sexy? |
4. Back to the 'exit strategy'.
This fascinates me.
So.
Rob and Kristen PRETEND to go out on dates
to make people buy tickets to a movie
that is still being made.
And Rob and Kristen PRETEND to hang out together
privately
at weddings, in their homes for the holidays, vacations...
In HOPES that someone will 'leak' pictures
(Kristen no doubt... its always Kristen)
so that they can promote a relationship that doesn't exist
for a movie that is still being made...
And.
If they are constantly promoting themselves as together...
For the sake of Breaking Dawn...
WHY would there be an EXIT strategy for when filming is over?
How does that make sense?
Why would Rob distance himself from Kristen if its only for PR?
Part one isn't released for months...
Surely they must go on pretending at least until November?
And then the whole of 2012...
Until Part 2?
I mean...
Why bother pretending for all these years...
Just to quit when the last movie is finished?
Rob and Kristen are under contract to mislead us... right?
It's all one big conspiracy...
To promote a movie.
So why get so angry when they are seen together?
Why try to shoot down rumors and innuendo?
Isn't that part of the 'plan'?
Why try to dismiss and degrade the time Rob and Kristen do spend together?
It's all part of the game...
Right?
Yeah. Right.
It's just built in excuses.
Sure... as soon as filming BD is over...
ROB AND KRISTEN ARE DONE!
Oh wait...
Except if they are seen together after...
Then..
Well... then its because of PR!
Because... the ONLY reason Rob and Kristen
hang out together is because they are have to!
Yeah. That's it.
Because we need SOMETHING to explain why they
are always turning up together.
Rob really has a secret blonde girlfriend!
It was in one of his super secret non denial denials messages
that only we can decipher!
Notice how Rob and Kristen are ALWAYS with a group of people
when they are out on a date?
Well.. except when they do turn up alone...
Um.
Oh I Know! That was DAMAGE CONTROL!
See?
We have an answer for everything!
Everyone who sees Rob and Kristen together are LIARS!
I call BULLSHIT!
But wait a minute... aren't they SUPPOSED to be showing up together?
Isn't that part of the illusion?
And so what if Rob took Kristen to a wedding...
He felt sorry for her! His hand on her face was pity!
And the Christmas pictures in Rob's parents house...
Um...
Those are OLD!!! And it wasn't even Christmas!
And look at Rob's parents...they obviously hate her!
And IOW2?
Well we ALL know that didn't happen.
Kristen paid off the entire town to talk about them being there
and staged fake pictures
and threw in some old ones from years ago!
And theres no way they kissed at midnight!
FAKE FAKE FAKE
Rob's hair is all wrong and his mole on his neck
is a fraction of an inch off...
IT NEVER HAPPENED! CONSPIRACY!
That works... right?
Except.
Aren't they supposed to be together to keep
up the showmance?
Why get all worked up over something you think is all for show anyway?
Why argue and 'debunk' sightings and pictures
if it's all part of the grand PRsten?
You must be SO confused.
Right.
You do see how fucked up this is...
I hope.
Using PR to explain every sighting of Rob and Kristen...
And when that doesn't quite work...
Just say it never happened.
Just say it never happened.
Thing is...
PR and Exit Strategy don't work well together.
You can't have both.
Exit Strategy says Rob is out after BD is done filming.
Done is done.
So... don't come crying back to PR!
When they start showing up together again.
Because they will.
Oh.
They.
Will.
 |
| Explain this one bitch. |
 |
| You'd be smiling too if Rob was caressing your face... |
 | ||
| Rob and Kristen hanging out, holding hands. Again. |
 |
| If she were any closer to Rob... she would be in his lap. |
 |
| Rob and Tom... Walking. Die. |
Final Thoughts.
1. Make up your mind.
PR or Exit Strategy.
Which is it?
Is Rob in it for the long haul
or
Is he out in a couple of weeks?
Can't have it both ways.
Hurry up now and decide!
2. I doubt Kristen would do the Red Carpet anyway...
But man oh man...
I hope she shows up at he WFE premiere.
Make all those nightmares come true.
Heh.
3. Sorry for the bitchy post.
I'm just in that kinda mood today.
Shut up.
I'm not ALWAYS bitchy...
Well.
Maybe sometimes.
A little.
I'm a woman.
I'm allowed.
Shut up.
4. I adore Tom Sturridge.
Just because.
This post is brought to you by the letter *B*
B for
BWA.
HA.
HA.
HA.
Just you fucking wait and see.
And for Brother!
Remember that one?
Seriously.
Someone needs to write all these lame excuses
and rationalizations down all in one place.
It's good shit.
Shit being the key word.
Bye for now
♥♥♥
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 304 of 304Good Morning Everyone!
I see Smitty was back and so am I. Boston was WONDERFUL! We had an awesome time. What a great city!
Cheer competition went well...the team did great...really exciting and fun. We placed third. We head to NATIONALS in Maryland this weekend:)
By the way....the school year is officailly two thirds of the way over....only 59 school days until summer vacation....is it too early to start a countdown???? Naaa!
Kenzz~Kami says hi back!
Wishing everyone well!
Good morning Rose and Roseland,
IB,
Glad to see you and your daughter had an excellent and successful trip to Boston. What a great experience for both of you.
Never too early to begin the end of the year countdown! : )
PL,
I picked up a copy of Discovery of Witches by Deborah Harkness at B&N this week. It was 40% off for members plus I had an additional 15% off member coupon. There was an excellent book review giving it a high recommendation in USA Today and this is the first book in a trilogy.
Hugs and wishes of happiness to Smitty!
Hugs to Gruff and Syd too!
Have a great Tuesday. Life is good.
Hugs for y'all.
Oops, meant to include 2 different reviews for you to read.
Here they are:
Discovery of Witches
http://www.guardian.co.uk
/books/2011/feb/12/
discovery-witches-
deborah-harkness-review
http://www.usatoday.com
/life/books/reviews/2011-02
-24-harkness-review_N.htm
Will peek in later this evening.
Off to work!
Hugs
Good Morning Roseland!
Happy Tuesday :)
DK- I loved some of your song selections last night, very appropriate :)
((Hugs))
Good Morning. Yesterday I came through like a bat out of Hades so no real comment.
IB- Glad the daw's team did so well! She must be excited. Good luck at nationals.
Smitty- Hope things are going well in your neck of the woods and things are shaping up the way they need to. Glad you popped in, if only just to say hello.
I saw Sleeping w/ the Enemy when it came to the theater. It was so packed we ended up sitting in the first row. Not good for suspenseful movies!
I think I am going to have to check out some of the book selections that have been mentioned. Always looking for new stuff to read.
Well, now I gotta bounce off to work. Have a terrific Tuesday!
Good morning IB, olivia, and Rhonda (anyone else out there, as well!)...
IB: so glad you enjoyed "my town," and congrats to your daughter's squad!! I'll keep my fingers crossed for your trip to Nationals...Maryland should be pretty in the Spring :)
olivia: it sounds like Barnes&Noble paid you to take the book!! It looked pretty entertaining, so I downloaded it to my Kindle this A.M.
Happy Tuesday to you too, Rhonda...
Hello, Rose and Roseland!!
Smitty, happy to see you stop by...we miss you and the boys!! Hope all is well with you all.
Hugs to all
Ohh, love the jokes people posted!!
BEY
So nice too see Smitty stopped by! When things calm down on your end Smitty. It's your turn too post a joke too. lol
:)
Hi everyone! It's ages since I read anything just for fun, I need to make some time!!
Hi again,
Okay--this is not my joke but it makes me laugh. A woman with a baby gets on the bus and the driver says to her "that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen."
The woman is fuming mad and goes to the back of the bus. The guy next to her says "You should go tell him off--you really should! Go ahead and tell him off--I'll hold your monkey for you."
I don't know--made me giggle
Okay--this one well--lol
A very cute British guy is visiting the US and a local starts up a conversation....
American: So where are you from?
Brit: I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with a preposition!
American: Okay so where are you from jackass?
Okay one more--
Two british gentlemen are drinking in a pub and are pissed (drunk). One says "I slept with your mother"
The pub gets quiet as everyone is eager to hear what the second man will say. The first one yells again "DID YOU HEAR ME? I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The second man replies calmly "Go home dad--you're drunk."
Alright--this is from Joey-a guy that's working with us today---lol
A couple of Canadian hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
Smitty,
Thanks for the jokes, and you know, some babies do look like monkeys.
This isn't a joke, it really happened. A little boy ran into his parent's room early in the morning and said, "Mommy, my weenie is bigger." His mother said, "That's nice."
The little boy then stuck his hand down his pajamas and proudly said, "Do you want to see it?" Proof that no matter what age men are they always want to whip that thing out and show it to you.
Hi Smitty- I love the jokes! I would post some but I suck at them, I guess I need to work on it :)
Penny- Lol, yes, they are always ready to show it off!
OMG Smitty, that last one cracked me up (I have no idea why, but thank Joey for the corny material!).
The one about the ugly baby reminded me of an old Seinfeld episode...
Are the boys up there treating you right? Hope you're making lots of new friends in your neck of the woods. ((Hugs)) to you and Gruff & wherever Syd may have landed :)
And PennyLane, you naughty girl! Tsk tsk (but "ain't it the truth!")
Hi, Smitty!!! Love the jokes! :))
Hi, Rhonda, Kenzz and Penny
Hugs
I liked the drunk man in the pub, it reminded me of my dad after he'd had one too many :)
Thanks to all the jokesters for the laughs. Here's my contribution ;)
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
(this one's a little bit naughty)
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student and sweetly say,s "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." (ba dum dum)
Hi Katy!
Dottie- Ha! Very good :)
Smitty - I can't stop laughing at the first one,which should make me feel terrible but Penny's right!!
Dottie,
Don't worry about too naughty. We thrive on it around here. Awhile back we had a night devoted to all the names we could come up with for the male member.
Hi Angelica :)
Kenzz, that ugly baby joke reminds me of a Seinfeld episode as well. (You gotta see the baaaaby!!)
Angelica,
I know, right? Have you ever seen a baby picture where the baby just is not cute by any stretch of the imagination? What do you say?
Hi Dottie, Rhonda, & Katy...
lovin the jokes today :)
Have a great afternoon gals...
Smitty, stay safe and don't work too hard!
Penny- Then you just say, 'oh how sweet' and smile, a lot :))
Penny - There were twins in the next room to my sister when my nephew was born and I swear to God,they looked like a pair of baby orangutans. I had to stand there saying how cute they were,with my mother, the world's worst giggler!!
Thanks PL! Next time I'll go for all out RAUNCHY!!! lol
Still a sucker for a good romance.
Love the cuteness.
Hello, my friends!
Hi Susan :)
Loving the jokes, Smittys monkey baby one seriously made me lol!
Hope you all had great weekends.
Hi Suse & Angelica!
Much love,
Liza
Hi Liza - I know,so funny!
Hi Susan and Liza :)
Hi Liza, Rhonda, and angelica!
Hey Rhonda :)
Hi Folks,
I hope you are all having a good day.
To keep the joke fest from earlier going, here’s a quick one that was sent to me by a colleague at work.
________
Apple does it again!
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them..
________
(Disclaimer: There was no intention to offend anyone’s sensitivities in the re-telling of this joke)
Thanks everyone for the laughs. LOL, what does Smitty's joke say about the intelligence of Canadian hunters…..Ha Ha (Don’t anybody answer that…)
Oh and Rose, I love your world intoxication map at the bottom. LOL.
Hi Liza, Suebee, Rhonda, Angelica, dottie, Kenzz, Penny, Smitty, Katy, 30 and anybody else that I missed. Hope all is well.
Hi Freddie :)
Bedtime for me g'night!
Have a good night Liza. Take care.
Hi Freddie :)
Sweet dreams,Liza!
Hi Angelica - are you burning the midnight oil? How are things with you? Any shopping trips for shoes recently?
Hello Roselanders! Hope you're all having a good day. Thought of another joke for you. Guess I shouldn't quit my day job, with these, but it's all for fun so...
An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.
The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?”
The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed.”
The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, “But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?”
The old man looks at the bartender and says, “I can’t remember where I live!”
Sorry, couldn't resist with this one...
Two elderly couples were enjoying a friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great."
"That's great! And what was the name of the clinic?"
Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?"
Hi Freddie - Yes,I need to go to sleep soon,I have an early start soon :) I did buy some shoes last week actually - 2 pairs!
Liza & angelica: sweet dreams!
Freddie & Brewski...thanks for keeping the laughs coming :)
Hi Susan...I always seem to miss you on here...you must be busy this time of year?!
Okay, last one for the day I promise! LOL
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, "My wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins."
"That’s funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'The Three Musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets."
The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!" When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves"!!!
*smile* Hope you all have a good one!
Hi Freddie and Kenzz :)
I'm loving the jokes!
Goodnight Liza :)
Brewski- Lol!
Angelica- Goodnight and I love the new avi :)
Brewski - thanks for the jokes.
Hey Kenzz and Rhonda - I hope you are each having a good day.
Angelica - 2 pair....good stuff. You seem to ascribe to my theory of shopping. It's called bulk buying LOL. Have a good night.
*waves* to Rhonda & Freddie
Man, a Spring shopping spree sounds like heaven right about now!!
Freddie- How are you?
Hi Kenzz :)
You guys are too good with the jokes. I really need to come up with one now :)
Rhonda: I think it's a skill...either you have the gift of joke-telling, or you're like me! Seriously, I cannot tell a good joke for the life of me (although I love to hear one...good or not)
Hey Rhonda and Kenzz - I'm good, thanks. I already started my spring shopping spree last weekend. My bank account will never be the same - yikes.
Actually, I have no skill with jokes at all. Luckily there's a girl at my office who happens to get these great jokes that I shamelessly re-post.
Freddie: tell your colleague "Thanks" from us!!
What did you purchase for yourself...anything fun & flirty? (That's what my daw's teen mags say is "in" this Spring...lol)
Before I type this joke----I mean no offense to my blond friends!
A blond was watching CNN when the newscaster says that 2 Brazilian men died in a fire.
Blond gasps and says, "Oh my gosh! How many is a Brazilian?"
Kenzz- Lol, I'm glad I'm not alone with the 'no skills' joke telling :)
Freddie- I've skipped Spring and have been shopping for a beach trip this Summer :) Gotta get that swimsuit early :)
Hey Susan- Lol :)
Susan: It actually took me a minute to "get it," and I'm not even close to being blond! (Well, except for an unfortunate 6-week period during the summer of 2000, from which I've systematically destroyed all photographic evidence) hehe
Rhonda, you reminded me of my first spray tan experience a few weeks ago (before my San Diego trip)...I can honestly say I've never felt so NAKED as I did standing there in my bikini in front of the spa girl...I'm still having nightmares (& imagine how SHE felt, poor thing!!) :)
Kenzz - nothing fun and flirty really. More like sparkly. I'm on a jewellery kick at the moment. Right now it just pleases me. Freud would probably have a lot to say about shopping motivations.
Rhonda - that sounds like fun - shopping for your trip. No swimsuits in my future...yet.
Hi Susan - good one. Hope you are well.
Kenzz- LMAO! I know, it is a little up close and personal. What did you think about the tan?
Freddie: DreamerKind will be all over that info...as I recall, she has been talking recently about jewelry/accessories...
I find when I've put on 5-10 pounds, I shop for jewelry or shoes until I've lost the weight! We'll just say I've picked up a fair number of shoes this winter :(
Freddie- You will get there :))
Kenzz - LOL. That explains a lot about me and my shopping as well.
I'm popping out for a bit. Hope to catch up with everyone again later (or tomorrow). Stay well.
Rhonda, I thought I looked 5 lbs thinner (a la Dancing With The Stars type of look!), but felt most of it washed away in the shower that night...keep in mind I'm as light as...dare I say...Edward during this winter, so I'm not sure what I was expecting. As spagirl said, there's only so much spray your body can absorb at a time...I might try it again before I head to Florida next month, when I've had more time to self-tan with my lotions at home!
Where are you beach vacationing this summer?
Have a great nite, Freddie!
Kenzz- I feel your pain, I have fair skin too :)
I'm going to SC
Rhonda, never been to SC for anything other than a drive-thru on the way to FL, but have heard it's absolutely breathtaking! Hope you have a fabulous time! (Although it probably seems like a loooonngg time away!)
Good evening Roseland! I hope everyone is well.
Here's another joke.
------------------------
New chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is a description of their properties.
ELEMENT NAME: Woman.
SYMBOL: WO
ATOMIC WEIGHT: (Don't even go there!)
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Generally rounded in form.
Boils at nothing and may freeze anytime.
Melts when treated properly.
Very bitter, if not handled with great care.
Hi Annie: my favorite..."Melts when treated properly."
Hi Kenzz. :)
My favourite part too!
Okay, here's my feeble attempt:
Why do men get all their great ideas in bed?
Because their plugged into a genius!
Sorry, I suck :(
Hi Rhonda: No, you don't!
Vocabulary Lessons:
Word: Undermine.
Incorrect sentence use......
There is a fine looking woman living in the apartment undermine.
Vocabulary Lessons:
Word: Income.
Incorrect sentence use......
I just got into bed with another woman and income my wife!
Annie: you just caused me to spit out a relatively expensive sip of Sterling red wine..very funny, however!!
My verif word is 'uppickli'... I have to imagine the witty ladies in Roseland can come up with something both schmexy and snarky for that!!
Kenzz: Ooops!
I'm sorry. I hope the wine didn't get on anything where the stain won't come out.
"uppickli".....Now there's a word to play with. :)
KENZZ..I just left you an email...and here you are!
ANNIE..I saw your comment to my comment the other day and yes I did enjoy my oatmeal in your honor. My daughter and I just got back from Columbia. We made a run to Earth Fare..a whole foods store. Dont know the names of the stores in your area.
RHONDA..Did you work today?
Hello to anybody lurking or that I missed.
Rhonda,
I thought your joke was funny.
You have now lost your joke virginity so it will only get better from now on.
PennyLane...losing your joke virginity...flove it!
I guess I'm still a virgin! ..let me revel in this for a moment, will you? :)
Hi Super;
How are you?
We've got a few here like Whole Foods Market and Trader Joe's.
ANNIE..I was on a mission today..I am a force to be reckoned with when I decide I have to have something..lol..In this case it was Macadamia Nut Oil...I read a book that went into detail about how various "oils" are processed..I am throwing out every oil in my kitchen..including the Olive Oil...If people knew just how horrible most of the oils are, it would make you sick..they are full of insecticides and chemicals...Canola Oil is the biggest "farce" of all...It is mostly trans fat... Mac Nut Oil from Austrailia is 100% perfect..has a long shelf life and can be your oil for everything..baking, sauteing, salads, you name it and it is Omega 9..very healthy monounsaturated oil...absolute perfection!
Super...you sold me!
KENZZ..heh..You are SMART! Now if everybody else would just listen to me ..I could get everybody straightened out!..lol
@Super:
Like Kenzz......I'm sold!
Reading about this oil now....Thanks.
Super: thanks for getting us so healthy!!
Off to bed I am...sweet dreams to you all (including Lurkers)
Goodnight Roseland! :)
KENZZ..Good night..
ANNIE..The book I read is one that has been out for a while..It is called "The Hamptons Diet".. The author was a protege of Dr. Atkins. He lives on Long Island in the Hamptons and his patients are the "rich and famous"..his neighbors..heh..anyway the diet looks good. I am doing it..gonna see what happens..Its sort of low carb but much more lenient than Dr. Atkins was and he talks about Mac Nut oil ad nauseum..on every page..but he has me absolutely convinced.
Over My Shoulder
Max Raabe & Palastorchester:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty63-KhGKzc
Over my shoulder
Goes one care
Over my shoulder
Go two cares
Why should I cry?
It's blue above
I'm free at last
And I'm in love
Over my shoulder
Go three cares
Over my shoulder
Go four cares
Bye bye to trouble
It's gone beyond recall
(can't remember)
Over my shoulder goes it all!
Thank you/kilofranz
Good day!
The joke's on me...
One night very recently, a silly woman, cruising the rural backroads, ran over a skunk. Poor critter!
Later, she parked the car in the garage, but found out that the smell was not Chanel!
She googled how to get rid of the smell, and found that tomato juice, skunk off, vinegar, and peroxide should make a fun time of it.
Then, she ate some delicious homemade (not her home) chicken & dumplings soup. Why not?
Her house doesn't smell too badly, so she can still pop off to dreamland. Ain't living grand?
Did you guess that I am that silly woman? Feel free to have a few laughs on me!
If you have any other solutions, to my stinky problem, why shout it out loud!
***********************************************
Shout It Out Loud
KISS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hcYwRPVCu4
Well, the night's begun and you want some fun
Do you think you're gonna find it?
(Think you're gonna find it)
You got to treat yourself like number one
Do you need to be reminded?
(Need to be reminded
It doesn't matter what you do or say
Just forget the things that you've been told
We can't do it any other way
Everybody's got to rock and roll, oh, oh, oh, ooh
Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud
If you don't feel good, there's a way you could
Don't sit there broken hearted
(Sit there broken hearted)
Call all your friends in the neighborhood
And get the party started
(Get the party started)
Don't let 'em tell you that there's too much noise
They're too old to really understand
You'll still get rowdy with the girls and boys
'Cause it's time for you to take a stand, yeah, yeah
Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud
You've got to have a party
Turn it up louder
And everybody shout it now
Oh yeah
I hear it gettin' louder
And everybody shout it now
Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud
Thank you/Juhiz69
@Freddie
Kenzz was right, I read that you got some sparkly jewelry, oh, yeah!
@Smitty
"Jackass, go home dad and ok, now what"-I laughed, out loud, very loudly, reading it now, and hope I didn't wake my neighbor-couldn't help myself!
@Roselanders
You've posted some great ones. There's real talent around these parts.
*IB*
Glad Boston went well for you and the daw. Twirl on.
Laughter In The Rain
Neil Sedaka:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of_KreBG868
Strolling along country roads with my baby
It starts to rain, it begins to pour
Without an umbrella we're soaked to the skin
I feel a shiver run up my spine
I feel the warmth of her hand in mine
Oo, I hear laughter in the rain
Walking hand in hand with the one I love
Oo, how I love the rainy days
And the happy way I feel inside
After a while we run under a tree
I turn to her and she kisses me
There with the beat of the rain on the leaves
Softly she breathes and I close my eyes
Sharing our love under stormy skies
Oo, I hear laughter in the rain
Walking hand in hand with the one I love
Oo, how I love the rainy days
And the happy way I feel inside
I feel the warmth of her hand in mine
Thank you/YCSMusic
Early Morning Blues And Greens
The Monkees:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eEcJs4nzsg
A distant nightbird mocks the sun,
I wake as I have always done,
To freshly-scented sycamore,
And cold, bare feet on hardwood floor.
My steaming coffee warms my face,
I'm disappointed in the taste,
But, there's a peace the early brings
The morning world of growing things.
I feel the moments hurry on,
It was today, it's died away,
And now it is forever gone.
And I will drink my coffee slow,
And I will watch my shadow grow,
And disappear in firelight,
And sleep alone again tonight.
Thank you/sixties4ever13
@Super
Mac Nut Oil! Sounds good, but who is Mac?
Going to flitter around a bit before I'm fluttered out. ^-^
DK/FGM
DK,
I was just reading about your dilemma. Honestly, I thought you were telling a joke and then realized it was really happening to you. I am so sorry, that sucks. Unfortunately, I have no remedies,but I will bet one of the brilliant women in Roseland will once they wake up.
Super,
Thank you for the macadamia oil tip. I have never seen it,but I love,love macadamias. I would assume they are very good for you,too?
Great jokes again yesterday,Roselanders.
Rhonda, I am very proud of you(being another non-joker). My mind is still a complete blank in the joke department,so I will just enjoy reading them.
Half-way through the week! Hope everyone has a wonderful day.
Good morning Roseland!
Vocabulary Lessons:
Word: Catacomb
Incorrect sentence use:
Robert Pattinson just walked into the room.
Man, somebody really ought to give that catacomb.
(Sorry, I couldn't resist) :)
Have a great day everybody.
Good morning Rose and Roseland,
Thank you everyone for the continuing Randy Roseland Joke Fest! Great fun!
I must say that the pic of Rob and the baby giraffe is a keeper.
Have a lovely Wednesday.
Hugs for y'all.
Good Morning Roseland!
Well, I see my joke was a hit...or not! Lol, it totally sucked, but I tried and lost my virginity in the process :))
PL, Annie and Birdie- Thanks for the reassurance :)
Happy Wednesday!
Morning....so some more great jokes were told. Here is my contribution. Mind you they aren't my own as I could not come up with an original to save my life.
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An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”
Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?”
The woman replied, “They help me sleep better.”
The doctor considered this for a second, and continued… “How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?”
The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice, and I sleep better at night.”
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There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.
The joke have been wonderful, Roseland - thanks for the giggles! :D
that would be *jokes* of course, didn't pick a favorite
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