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Showing posts with label Taylor Lautner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Taylor Lautner. Show all posts

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Rob and Kristen- Game Over... Right There.


I truly hope there is something to talk about soon...
Because the stuff that is out there is kinda lame.

Isn't the above picture adorable?
I know some people don't like Taylor Lautner.
(Happy 19th Birthday tomorrow, Taylor!)
I do.
A lot.
I think he's a good kid.
Hardworking.
Good looking.
I don't understand what he ever did to anyone
to make people dislike him.
Do they get the character of Jacob mixed up with him?
Seems that way.


Taylor is always wonderful with Kristen.
You can tell they adore each other.
He's often the 'third wheel' when Robert is around...
and it's a role that he handles with grace.

They are so cute together...
so comfortable...

A completely different kinda vibe from...


This.


Or this.


Yeah.
Exactly.


So...
I have to mention the Shiloh Fernandez article.
 
Of course
Haters cling to his perception of Kristen.
OK.
It's cool that this one random guy...
who is obviously just a tad bitter 
(You know he is)
And his opinion is now SO important.
Let's ignore the producers, directors
and numerous other actors
(Including Robert)
who have lavished praise on Kristen.
Funny how when people say nice things about Kristen...
It's for PR
(Funny how everything positive always goes back to PR, isn't it?)
or it's because
'of course they will say nice things
they don't want to burn bridges in Hollywood.'
Yet.
One guy says some negative stuff
(And so what if she was chewing on her nails...)
And its HUGE!
It means EVERYTHING!
And He's not looking for attention?
Right.
It's cool.
I get it.
I think Kristen knew exactly what she was doing.
;)


Oh and...
Catherine Hardwicke was in the same article...

"When Rob and Kristen met...You know, it was legendary." She laughs. "It was game over right there."

About Rob and Kristen's anti-Hollywood nature... "I know...Rob and Kristen were like that, too. I felt...guilty or something. Obviously there are beautiful things that have come to Rob and Kristen's success but there's definite downsides that take their toll. I feel for them."


It was game over.
Right there.

LEGENDARY!


(And hey, I know its Chatty Cathy... but just chalk her up
to being there at the VERY beginning.)
Heh.


And my daily picture of Tom.
Hmmm...

Nike hat? 
Red plaid?
✔✔
Hanging out with his good friend Kristen?
✔✔✔
 
I like how Kristen is peering around his shoulder.
So cute.
And just another costar who lavished praise on Kristen.
Fucking extraordinary.

Indeed.

This post is brought to you by the song 
"I Will"
By Lennon/McCartney

Who knows how long I've loved you
You know I love you still
Will I wait a lonely lifetime
If you want me to, I will.

For if I ever saw you

I didn't catch your name
But it never really mattered
I will always feel the same.

Love you forever and forever

Love you with all my heart
Love you whenever we're together
Love you when we're apart.

And when at last I find you

Your song will fill the air
Sing it loud so I can hear you
Make it easy to be near you
For the things you do endear you to me
Oh, you know, I will
I will.
 
 
Yes.
I will.
 
Bye for now
♥♥♥

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

DuRob is Killing Me Softly.


I'm going to try and not be sarcastic today.
Can I do it?
Why would I want to?

Anyway.
Fucking Robert Pattinson.
Wait.
Robert Fucking Pattinson.
Either way.
Top hat.
Gloves.
Cane!!!
JFC.

Bel Ami looks like it is going to be AWESOME.
There are pics/videos of like an angry DuRob.
Why is that so damn sexy?
Because it's Robert.
Simple.

I watched Twilight last night.
Robert and Kristen looked so young.
It's kinda hard to believe that they are done
with Eclipse now...
I love Twilight.
With all its flaws...
It makes me nostalgic for a happier time
in Twilight fandom.
Before the war of Robsten.
Before ... everything.
It makes me remember 
WHY I fell in love with Robert Pattinson.
Why I am so mesmerized by him.
Why I will always be a fan.


Yeah, Twilight has its flaws.
The makeup was weird.
The wigs were strange.
Rob's eyebrows were overplucked.
It left out important lines...
Scenes
But still.
Twilight did give us Robert Pattinson.
And it does give us Robert Pattinson...
Playing a fucking piano.
Damn.
There will always be something so 
incredibly sexy hot...
about Robert and music together.
His guitar.
His soulful voice...
I remember Catherine Hardwicke saying in an interview
that there were 2 hours of Rob playing piano.
Is that on film?
Is that anywhere???
I can't imagine a better concert.
I wish Rob would put out a CD...
"I'll be your man..."
Shit.
Yes.
This is one of the many reasons
I love Robert Pattinson.
Just the way he makes me feel.


And a pic from Eclipse.
Robert looks beautiful.
And Kristen's wig doesn't look too bad.
And Taylor.
Well, I might be in the minority sometimes...
But I like Taylor.
I'm impressed with how he worked so hard
to be Jacob Black.
I was impressed with his acting...
And I love the chemistry he has with Kristen...
On and off screen.

Eclipse is my favorite book.
Will it be my favorite movie?
I hope so.
I need Eclipse.

Bye for now.

*Pssst. See? I can be nice. Maybe.
Anyone know where Kristen is?
Anyone?*
;)

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Sunday With The Stew


So.
Taylor was on SNL last night.
And as expected...
He did pretty good.
He wasn't one of those people who had
to stare at the teleprompter to remember his lines...
He wasn't all stiff and boring.
He was Tay.
You could tell how excited he was...
and his opening monologue was hilarious!
I just have one complaint...
and its not about Taylor.
It's like SNL went out of their way
to play him against type.
Weird wigs
(weird, but still better than Jaspers?
WTF is THAT about?)
And a lot of the writing was pretty bad...
But still...
Taylor did good.
I've become a fan...
And I never thought that would happen.
Really.


LOVE this picture.
It's right after the Parking Lot Strut...
*sigh*
And I love how they are looking at each other.
So cute.
Yeah, yeah...
I fucking know its a scene from the movie
(just saving you some time, haters)
But honestly...
How many times have you seen
Kristen and Rob look like this in public?
Believe me...
You are going to run out of fingers and toes.
Really.
;)


Kristen Stewart.

1. Some pics of her leaving her family home
were taken yesterday.
So she's still in L.A. (for now)
Someone on Twitter brought up a very good point...
Is there going to be outrage at the paps
for stalking Kristen at home?
I mean...
Rob was at a public venue when
those horrific pics were taken of him...
but it was a public venue.
Kristen was at her parents home.
I mean... Shit.
That's fucking scary.
Is there going to be a
RESPECT KRISTEN
Twitter frenzy?
You gotta wonder.
Really.

2. It's pretty obvious by now that
I fucking adore Kristen Stewart.
There are so many sites that adore her too...
And I love "According to my Sources"
Not only is it full of love for the Stew...
But its funny and witty...
and always makes me laugh.
It's good shit.
You should read it if you already aren't.
Really.

http://kstewdevotee.wordpress.com/


F. I was going to talk about another
Kristen/Robsten thing...
But in true Scarlett O'Hara fashion...
Tomorrow is another day!
Really.

Bye for now.


Friday, December 11, 2009

Random Rose and Robert




Random Thoughts.

1. I get a lot of comments...
A LOT of comments...
Asking how do *I* know that Kristen is spending
Christmas in London with Robert.
How do I know?
Um...
I don't.
It's wishful blogging.
And it just seems logical to me
that Rob is going to London to spend
the holidays with his family...
And I'm thinking that he doesn't want
to be separated from Kristen for too long of a time...
So if not Christmas...
Maybe ringing in the New Year together?
Yeah...
Sounds logical.
And oh so romantic!
;)

2. I was going through my Rob folders.
It took a while...
I was looking for B/W pics.
I had NO idea how many I actually have.
Man, I'm a lunatic.
If I was looking at myself from the outside?
I would fucking RUN as far away as possible.
Honestly.
I scare me.

3. I watched "In the Land of Women" again.
I've seen the movie quite a few times.
It was making the rotation on HBO...
so every time I came across it
I would watch it... no matter where in the movie it was.
I love Kristen in this movie.
Well, I love Kristen...
but...
She's good in this movie.
She's the reason I watch it so much.
Kristen is blond in it...
and guess what?
She's a beautiful blond.
Like THAT is a surprise.
But there's a scene with Meg Ryan
(who plays her Mom)
in the hospital...
And Kristen makes me cry
EVERY damn time I watch it.
Shit.
I'm such a sap.
And she's that good.

D. Anyone know why I am so affected
by the music in New Moon?
I swear (a lot)
every time the "Jacob" music comes on...
I get all teary and emotional.
It fucking tugs at my heart...
and I just want to hug Jake.
I know I'm being manipulated here...
and it's fucking working.
I love Taylor in this movie.
I love Taylor and Kristen in this movie.
Excellent job.
And thanks for the punch in the gut
when I hear Jacob's music.
Really.
I appreciate it.


23. Do I have anything else to say?
Not really.
Robert and Kristen
have been out of sight
(not out of mind)
for a while now.
And unfortunately for us...
(and fortunately for them)
I don't see the drought ending
anytime soon.
That's OK.
I'm guessing that wherever Robert is
(with Kristen)
He is smiling that big, goofy, adorkable smile.
And that's good.

Peace Robert.

Bye for now.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Casualites of The Robert Drought 2009


Well... it's happened.
The Robert drought of '09
is turning nasty.

It's like this...
Rob's fans... desperate for news.
Hungry for a picture of our man...
Then some slimy Pap takes some intrusive pics....
And the starving fans turn on each other!
They start gnawing and chewing
Ripping flesh...
Cannibalizing one another.
Not a pretty picture.

Scary part?
Rob has only been 'gone' for a couple of weeks.
What's going to happen when weeks become months?
Will anyone still remain?
I fear that things will get worse...
before they get better.



How can you not love that face?
Is it any wonder why Rob does?
;)

There were some pictures of Taylor Swift with Lautner
(The whole Taylor/Taylor same name thing is kinda cute... but weird)
Anyway...
Taylor Swift is the same age as Kristen Stewart.
Really.
Seriously.
They seem years apart.

Kristen comes across as more mature...
Taylor seems more innocent...
Funny how I can see Rob with Kristen...
But he seems too 'old' for Taylor.
Interesting thought.

The shit I think about...
And with all the stuff going on in my life right now...
I still sit here and over-think silly things.
How sad for me.

I miss Robert.
And Kristen.
And Robert and Kristen.

Bye for now.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Random Rose and Robert



Random Thoughts.

1. So I guess there are some shitty Pap pics out there
intruding into Rob's life.
I haven't seen them. I don't want to see them.
I've made my feelings very clear
on what I think of these people.
Don't fucking tell me they are only
doing their motherfucking job.
Complete Bullshit.
No one.
NO ONE
Should have to deal with that...
I don't give a shit how much money they make...
or how 'famous' they are...
I don't want to hear that it's
'part of the job'.
Fuck that shit.
You do not...
You DO NOT treat another
human being the way that Paps
are allowed to treat Robert Pattinson.

Back.
The.
Fuck.
Off.

2. Great way to start the day...
Being all angry and upset.
Being all heartbroken and protective
for Robert.
Sometimes I don't even want to be connected
to this whole Twilight bullshit.
There is so much negativity surrounding it.
It's hard to deal with.
Robert.
I love you...
Be safe.

3. I watched New Moon.
Yes. Again.
It's hard for me to deny myself
watching Robert strut over to Kristen...
It's still my favorite part of the movie.
Everything about it is perfection.
But I think the shy smile at the end...
gets me every time.
I still get a bit teary at parts...
but I found that I get emotional at
Bella/Jacob parts as much as Bella/Edward parts.
Interesting... Yes?
I think Taylor Lautner did a helluva job.
And the last scene with him?
One of my faves as well...
Kristen and Taylor fucking rocked it.
I believed it.
But the lines...
They make me cry...
"Don't make me choose...
Because it will be him...
It's ALWAYS been him."
Yeah.
Pretty much the whole storyline of
the Twilight Saga.
I felt sorry.
I felt bad for Jacob.
And I don't remember feeling like that
when I read the book.

4. I'm floored that people were so upset
over my post about Michael Oregano.
Really?
I thought I was being nice.
Sarcastically nice.
Ah well...

If there is one thing I have learned
this past week?
You cannot live up to other peoples
expectations of who they think you are.
What you see...
is what you get.

It's all right now.
I've learned my lesson well...
You see you can't please everyone...
So you got to please yourself.

Bye for now.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Peace For Rob and Kristen


Love this picture.
This is how the meadow scene in Twilight
SHOULD have looked.
Close. Touching. Intimate.
But...
What's done is done.

Watched New Moon again.
There are a couple of scenes that still make me cry.
I'm starting to think CW is manipulating me
with this heart wrenching music in the background.
When Edward kisses Bella on the forehead.
When Bella and Edward are reunited in Italy.
When Bella and Jake have their last words in the woods.
Damn you CW!
OK.. I love you like crazy for giving me New Moon.

And the more I watch it...
the more I love Taylor Lautner.
Fascinating.


Watched Adventureland last night, too...
(I'm just a movie watching machine)
I liked it.
I love Kristen.
She's fantastic.
Can I just say one thing?
Kristen and Ryan Reynolds?
Kinda bugged me.
She's like 18... He's like 32...
Kinda creeped me out.
Just a little.

And...
I've received a few emails
about Rob and Kristen.
Can I just say...
Please save your hatred for Kristen
for someone else?
I get it...
You don't believe they are a couple.
Well...I obviously do.
Let's just leave it at that.
And again...
I've never been one to
shout from the rooftops
about every ROBSTEN moment.
I don't have to.
But I will be completely happy
to not see one picture of Rob and Kristen
over their time off.
Why?
Because they deserve the time alone.
Without fucking cameras in their faces.
Time to spend together.
Time with their families and friends.
I don't need a picture to 'prove' anything.
It's already out there.
Honestly...
Rob and Kristen's peace of mind...
outweighs any silly Robsten photo op.

And with that...
I'm still debating whether or not to go see
New Moon again.
It's still on the Ultra Screen...
and it was fuckawesome on that huge screen.
And I know it won't be there much longer...
So...
Should I stay or should I go?
(Love the Clash)

Bye for now.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Random Rose and ROBkriSTEN



Random Thoughts.

1. Watched New Moon.
Again.
5th time?
Not that the number counts...
because it will surely change before it
is out of the theater.
But I was thinking about Kristen and Taylor.
How good they are in this movie.
How good they are together.
I really never gave much thought to
Taylor in Twilight.
His role was minimal...
and I honestly doubted
whether or not he could pull off
New Moon Jacob.
He did.
And then some.
Taylor is good in this movie.
He not only looks fantastic
(I mean, seriously... WoW)
But the emotional scenes with Kristen?
Yeah... I got a bit teary.
I especially liked the end...
When he says... "Bella".
*sigh*
And the way he looks at her...
He is the perfect Jacob Black.
I have to give CH kudos on her casting.
And honestly... Giving her praise hasn't been easy...

Just goes to show what a great actress Kristen is...
She has chemistry with both of her leading men.
They both think the world of her...
And only have wonderful things to say about her.
:)

2. No Rob.
I wonder how long it will be before we see him again?
I wonder if there will be pictures of him in London?
(With Kristen, of course)
And you know what?
I would be perfectly fine
NOT seeing pictures of Rob (and Kristen) in London.
Why?
Because that would mean that they
are staying under the radar...
And having some peace...
And getting to spend some quality time together
without camera shoved in their faces.
But I'm sure the Paps are on the lookout
for anything Pattinson...

Do you think that if there are pictures
of Rob and Kristen together...
That all the relationship speculation would stop?
I mean...
Going to London for Christmas...
That's a kinda big deal.
It would kinda solidify the whole thing...
Wouldn't it?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
As Fucking If!

Well... in the normal world...
Seeing 2 people together as much
as Rob and Kristen are...
You would naturally 'assume' they are a couple.
But this isn't the normal world, is it?
This is the fucking Twilight Universe.
Nothing is easy.
Nothing is predictable.
Nothing is what you expect it to be.

So you just shrug your shoulders...
Roll your eyes.
And look forward to the next
Rob (and Kristen) sighting.

You know it's coming...
;)

Bye for now.
*Cheers!*

Saturday, October 17, 2009

day 17- Frustration With Rob and Kristen.

Do you ever get tired of sighing at Rob?
I mean...
The want. The desire. The lust.
Never to be satisfied.
Kinda frustrating... yes?
Know what else is frustrating?
Husbands.
B really likes to hang around when
I'm on the computer.
It's kinda hard to lust and desire
with his constant chatter
while he tries to see what I am doing online.
So.
Both Rob and B frustrate the living hell
out of me.
In very different ways.
*sigh*
There were some casting videos
of Rob from 'How To Be'
on YouTube last night.
So fucking cute.
He looked so young...
so sweet...
and he was so serious.
But I loved just watching him
and hearing his voice...
The accent.
I've missed the accent.
I've missed this adorable
more innocent Robert.
Honestly.
What am I going to be like
when the New Moon press really gets going?
I very likely will lose what is left of my mind.
And my heart.
I feel so damn anxious already.
More frustration.
Nice.

Shit.
Is Kristen a fucking badass or what?
LOOK AT THAT FACE!
How can people not think shes gorgeous?
I really don't get it.
Even when shes not trying...
And she's just wearing jeans and some ratty t-shirt...
She's beautiful.
I hope that she and Rob and/or Taylor
(well, I know Taylor will be more involved this time)
Get to do more press together.
Kristen is better with these guys...
They seem to relax her...
Especially Rob (heh)
She always seems to look to him
to see how he is handling things...
And then he smiles.
And then she smiles.
Not frustrating.
Bye for now