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Monday, March 28, 2011

Rob and Kristen- You Can't Handle The Truth.

Yes. Yes. Yes. And Yes.

Random Thoughts.


1. I've been seeing a lot of commercials for 
WFE the last couple of days.
One word.
SWOON.
Good Grief.
I've said it before and I repeat myself
Robert has NEVER looked better than he does in this movie.
Never.
Ever.
Stop it.
Don't even try.
This movie looks so gloriously beautiful...
Robert.
Well...
I adore Reese Witherspoon...
But.
Sorry.
Robert is prettier.


2. Latest Chatter?
Eh.
You've heard it all before.
Does it bear repeating?
Not really.
Oh but TED has put forth some more bullshit.
Funny how people want to believe him when he
says what they want to hear.
Face it kiddies...
Ted wants the hits.
He doesn't give a shit about Rob or Kristen.
What will you do tomorrow when he
 says that Rob and Kristen are madly in love?
Because you know he will.
It's the game he plays.
Besides...
It's just his speculation.
No matter what he says.

Think what you want... but this is STILL going on.




3. Robert.
London.
Kristen.
London.
Together.

Australia??
;)

Why is beat-up walking Rob so sexy?

4. Back to the 'exit strategy'.
This fascinates me.
So.
Rob and Kristen PRETEND to go out on dates
to make people buy tickets to a movie
that is still being made.
And Rob and Kristen PRETEND to hang out together
privately
at weddings, in their homes for the holidays, vacations...
In HOPES that someone will 'leak' pictures
(Kristen no doubt... its always Kristen)
so that they can promote a relationship that doesn't exist
for a movie that is still being made...
And.
If they are constantly promoting themselves as together...
For the sake of Breaking Dawn...
WHY would there be an EXIT strategy for when filming is over?
How does that make sense?
Why would Rob distance himself from Kristen if its only for PR?
Part one isn't released for months...
Surely they must go on pretending at least until November?
And then the whole of 2012...
Until Part 2?
I mean...
Why bother pretending for all these years...
Just to quit when the last movie is finished?
Rob and Kristen are under contract to mislead us... right?
It's all one big conspiracy...
To promote a movie.
So why get so angry when they are seen together?
Why try to shoot down rumors and innuendo?
Isn't that part of the 'plan'?
Why try to dismiss and degrade the time Rob and Kristen do spend together?
It's all part of the game...
Right?
Yeah. Right.

It's just built in excuses.
 
Sure... as soon as filming BD is over...
ROB AND KRISTEN ARE DONE!
Oh wait...
Except if they are seen together after...
Then..
Well... then its because of PR!
Because... the ONLY reason Rob and Kristen
hang out together is because they are have to!
Yeah. That's it.
Because we need SOMETHING to explain why they
are always turning up together.
Rob really has a secret blonde girlfriend!
It was in one of his super secret non denial denials messages
that only we can decipher!
Notice how Rob and Kristen are ALWAYS with a group of people
when they are out on a date?
Well.. except when they do turn up alone...
Um.
Oh I Know! That was DAMAGE CONTROL!
See?
We have an answer for everything!
Everyone who sees Rob and Kristen together are LIARS!
I call BULLSHIT!
But wait a minute... aren't they SUPPOSED to be showing up together?
Isn't that part of the illusion?
And so what if Rob took Kristen to a wedding...
He felt sorry for her! His hand on her face was pity!
And the Christmas pictures in Rob's parents house...
Um...
Those are OLD!!! And it wasn't even Christmas!
And look at Rob's parents...they obviously hate her!
And IOW2?
Well we ALL know that didn't happen.
Kristen paid off the entire town to talk about them being there
and staged fake pictures
and threw in some old ones from years ago!
And theres no way they kissed at midnight!
FAKE FAKE FAKE
Rob's hair is all wrong and his mole on his neck
is a fraction of an inch off...
IT NEVER HAPPENED! CONSPIRACY!
That works... right?
Except.
Aren't they supposed to be together to keep
up the showmance?
Why get all worked up over something you think is all for show anyway?
Why argue and 'debunk' sightings and pictures
if it's all part of the grand PRsten?
You must be SO confused.

Right.
 You do see how fucked up this is...
I hope.
Using PR to explain every sighting of Rob and Kristen...
And when that doesn't quite work...
Just say it never happened.

Thing is...
PR and Exit Strategy don't work well together.
You can't have both.
Exit Strategy says Rob is out after BD is done filming.
Done is done.
So... don't come crying back to PR!
When they start showing up together again.
Because they will.
Oh.
They.
Will.


Explain this one bitch.
You'd be smiling too if Rob was caressing your face...
Rob and Kristen hanging out, holding hands. Again.  
If she were any closer to Rob... she would be in his lap.
Rob and Tom... Walking. Die.

Final Thoughts.

1. Make up your mind.
PR or Exit Strategy.
Which is it?
Is Rob in it for the long haul
or
Is he out in a couple of weeks?
Can't have it both ways.
Hurry up now and decide!

2. I doubt Kristen would do the Red Carpet anyway...
But man oh man...
I hope she shows up at he WFE premiere.
Make all those nightmares come true.
Heh.

3. Sorry for the bitchy post.
I'm just in that kinda mood today.
Shut up.
I'm not ALWAYS bitchy...
Well. 
Maybe sometimes.
A little.
I'm a woman.
I'm allowed.
Shut up.

4. I adore Tom Sturridge.
Just because.


This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for
BWA.
HA.
HA.
HA.

Just you fucking wait and see.


And for Brother!

Remember that one?
Seriously.
Someone needs to write all these lame excuses
and rationalizations down all in one place.
It's good shit.
Shit being the key word.


Bye for now
♥♥♥

304 comments:

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Kay said...

Trying to wrap my brain around their convoluted excuses just makes my head hurt! :P

Have an awesome Monday, Rose and Roseland!

Mary said...

Rose,

There is no cure for stupid.

I was looking for the name of someone and went back and read some of the comments from earlier blogs, the Bull Penis Soup blog in particular. Wouldn't it be nice if we could get back to those fun comments and quit worrying about whatever event is currently being dissected? I miss those days.

Hi Kay,

Cold enough for you?

katy said...

Hi, Rose!! Brilliant post :)


38 more day until Water for Elephants...well to me...I CANNOT WAIT!!!

Hugs to all

Dottie said...

ROSE, I just knew today's post was going to be a good one & you didn't disappoint.

This is probably old news but, I read that the Hatesten's goal is to hound Kristen so much that she finally has enough and leaves Rob to preserve her sanity OR Rob leaves her so that she doesn't have to go through it anymore OR the stress just drives them apart. If this is true (and is certainly seems to be) these people need serious help! I believe the exit strategy rumors are just a way to get under our skin in hopes that we will be as miserable as they are.

ROSE I am so glad that you shine the light on the hate and are willing to tell the truth. We appreciate you!

HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE!

LizzieD said...

AMAZING POST!!!! You always say everything I'm thinking. Only thing is that I never know what the "other side" is saying because I never go there .... guess that's good for me or I'd be crazy.

I believe they are definitely in it for the long haul and I'm pulling for them all the way.

WFE looks amazing, also, hope it gets him an Oscar nod, anyway.

Liz in NC

Annie said...

Rose: I love your bitchy post because sometimes you just have to let the bitchiness out! :)

I had given up two things for Lent.....Coffee (because I drink far too much) and using the word Fuck.
In honour of your post today though, I'm using the word Fuck relating to the bullshit that you have to read/wade through.

PR conspiracy theory....Thoroughly fucked!

Exit Strategy theory...........More than thoroughly fucked!

How the delusional/conspiratorial will feel after BD 1 & 2 is wrapped,promoted and finally in theatres BUT Rob and Kristen continue to be.......
The answer to that is.... Fucked, Fucked and Fucked again!

That's all!

Sydney said...

Dottie: Hound Kristen enough that she gets sick of it and leaves him? OMG...funniest thing I've ever heard. And how do they think they're hounding her? By posting on a blog she's never heard of? Tweeting when she doesn't even have a twitter? That is high-larious. Just who do these people think they are? They're not even TOUCHING Kristen.

I'm interested to see when they abandon or dely the "exit strategy" thing as well. And obviously they'll have to. It'll be an interesting year of excuses.

May said...

Dear Rose,

to me, its been so obvious for years now that many nonnies&h8rs think that using their brain is against their religion or something along that path.;p

NGL,the amount of daily delusion among their ranks amuses&amazes.I mean,to invest SO.MUCH.TIME and personal emotions in actively hating someone without a reason?Its definitely a call for professional help&I would suggest them to get some, because they can hate&insinuate all they want.
Rob and Kris will still remain to be a happy couple in lurve.

Love concures all. JS ;D

st said...

"Explain this one bitch" ha ha lol forever-thanks Rose

Hope said...

Hi Katy, Kay, PL, Dottie, Liz, Annie,Sydney...

Let the countdown begin.....WFE

AND

12 Days until Kristen's 21st Birthday

I am twirling despite the same 'ole crap!

Annie...LOL...I love it!

Groovie said...

Nice post! I love how us sane fans can logically see all the flaws in the crazies twisted theories of delusion. Great job summarizing & pointing all that shit out! And these are the people Ted caters too, they are the ones giving him hits.
Anyone with an IQ of a 3 year old can see what he is doing and how the crazies eat that bullshit up.
Not worth my time!

Lovely pictures as always, nice way for me to pass my time sitting at the airport
Hope Kristen gets to go to at least one of the WFE premieres. I'm sure she wants to support her man, she must be proud, the film looks amazing.

Hope u all have a great day, mine is full travel.

Dottie said...

Hey everybody :)

SYDNEY - I totally agree it is beyond HIGHLARIOUS that Hatestens think they can affect anything that R/K do with their little plans. It just shows how deluded they truly are. The more Rose calls them on it and shines a light on them, the better. They scramble for cover like the cockroaches they are!

I usually ignore them but today I'm feeling a little feisty! hehe

Kay said...

Hehehe Penny! Bull penis soup with a side of olives!! ;)

It has turned into a heat wave here.....31!! Yay! Okay, back to work.....

honeybear said...

Rose you remind me of Tulip over on the AT boards. She is the voice of reason and one of the reasons I still go over there everyday. They are calling Ted out on his reading comprehension like the nonstens have. Thank you Rose for your blog.

angelica1 said...

Well frankly I think it's a pity the rest of Hollywood are so lacking in dedication. I think it's absolutely appalling that Rob and Kristen are the only co-stars who care enough about their film to devote their entire life to improving sales for 5 years. I mean, What is Reese THINKING?? Marrying someone totally unconnected with her current project,how selfish can you be? I'm sure Rob and Kristen would have been more than willing to "split" for the part of April after BD finishes filming so that Rob could have a PR relationship with Reese because that's essential to promoting WFE. Then when Rob and Kristen reunite for BD1 promo, Reese could have got married on the rebound, although it might have had to be a bit on and off since Rob and Kristen may have some interviews or photoshoots between April and November.Oh and they each need to fit in PR relationships with the co-stars from their respective summer projects or they won't do well.I hope they don't get their dates mixed up,that could be confusing...

Mary said...

Angelica,

I can't keep up with all the dates and which relationship they would have to be in on those dates.

The problem with leaving a comment on Ted's site is that even if you are calling him out, it's still making the comment totals increase. Better to not comment at all so that it looks like no one is interested in reading him.

angelica1 said...

Penny, I know.I really wish people would learn that.Stop adding logs and the fire goes out!!

Mary said...

Angelica,

You know how a dog has to keep finding a new place to poop? Well, people should stop piling poop on poop at Ted's and find a new place to talk.

30 said...

My god! I wasn't going too ask, because really its all BS anyway. But what did The GOD of Robsten Ted say this time that got the Hatestens having organism and shit?

And yea PL I kind of like ball soup better but I am sure Penis is good too. Some salt and grated cheese in there. YUM!

:)

Oh and I tried too have a "dirty joke" hour but no one else contributed! lol I cant be the only perv here. Plus it is a bit out of my comfort zone.

Brewski said...

Hello fellow Roselanders.

Cheers to "bitchy Rose"

IMO the AT is a complete joke, and I think you actually lose IQ points everytime you go there. It's just an open forum for fighting, cyber bullying, and insult. Ted flip flops more than a fish out of water.

Here's to WFE! Can't wait!

Brewski said...

Not sure if this constitues a dirty joke but here goes...

An elderly husband and wife go to see the DR because the woman is worried that her husband is sick.

The DR says he'll run some tests but in order to do so he'll need a sample of the man's urine, stool, and sperm.

The husband looks at his wife and says, "What did he say?"

The wife shouts back to the husband "He needs your underwear!"

30 said...

Brewski!!

YES I loved it! LMFAO

angelica1 said...

30 - I couldn't think of any,although I'm sure I know plenty :)

30 said...

A couple are sitting in the living room one evening, and the wife starts to watch a cooking show on the television.

The husband asks, “What you watching that for? You can’t cook!”

Wife replies, “You watch porn don’t you?”

LJ said...

Oooh I love it when you're feisty...my favourite kind of Rose.

Great post!

:)

Much love to everyone.

Liza

angelica1 said...

Hi Liza :)

Mary said...

Joke day returned. Yes!!!

Since it's been so cold around here, I have a few cold jokes.

It's so cold that the local flasher was caught *describing* himself to women.

It is so cold that this morning that I saw one dog jump starting another dog.

It was so cold that his balls have became ovaries.

Mary said...

Fix the grammar.

There is one too many "that's" in the dog one and

it should be "become" ovaries.

LJ said...

Hi Angelica :-D

Brewski said...

Here's another one for ya...

An elderly woman is sitting next to a younger man on an airplane.

After takeoff, the woman coughs, sneezes, and moans every 5 mins.

Curious and concerned for the woman's health, the man leans over saying "Excuse me mam are you feeling alright?"

The woman says "Yes, why do you ask?"

The mans says "I noticed every time you cough and sneeze, you moan."

The woman says "Don't worry, I'm just having an organism."

The man looks at her funny and
says "An organism? What do you take to help with that?"

The woman says "Pepper."

Super RN Gas Passer said...

ROSE...I like what PL said...."Theres NO CURE FOR STUPID"..I would also add that for "DELUSIONAL"..

It doesnt matter if they end up getting married, having kids, and living their ENTIRE LIFE together. They will STILL say PR!

LIZ fr NC..Hi..I have been wondering what happened to you...heh..RHONDA and I have had that discussion. Welcome back!

PL..Be careful what you ask for there might be something even worse than Bull Penis Soup! lol

angelica1 said...

Here's one:

Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles
lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air.
She fetched her Dad to look at Tiddles, and on seeing the cat he
said, as gently as he could, "I'm afraid Tiddles is dead, Lucy."
"So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?"
asked Lucy as she fought back the tears.
At a loss for something to say the father replied, "Tiddles legs
are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be easier for
Jesus to float down from heaven above and grab a leg and lift
him up to Heaven."
Little Lucy seemed to take Tiddles death quite well. However, two days later when her father came home from work Lucy had tears
in her eyes and said: "Mummy almost died this morning."
Fearing something terrible had happened the father shook the girl
and shouted, "How do you mean Lucy? Tell Daddy!"
"Well", mumbled Lucy, "soon after you left for work this morning
I saw mummy lying on the floor with her legs in the air and she
was shouting, "Oh Jesus!!! I'm coming, I'm coming!!!" and if it
hadn't been for the milkman holding her down she would definitely have gone, Daddy."

Mary said...

I think on today's joke-off Angelica has won so far.

honeybear said...

Just wanted to make another comment about the AT Boards. There are a lot of Robert and Kristen fans over on Ted's site and most of us will be fans of them no matter if they stay together or not. A lot of us are good people and some "Roselanders" do travel to Ted's site. We do it to try and call the hatestens, nonstens and trolls out when they spew their BS. New people do come to Ted's site and I can only imagine what they would think of Robert and Kristen by reading the hateful/hurtful comments that some post. Sometimes they actually take a break and we have good conversations just like you guys do. I have met a lot of regulars over there that I really enjoy and we all feel protective of Robert and Kristen. Ted's site would be another Nonsten site and we don't want that to happen. We all know that Robert and Kristen are together and we know that Ted is full of Bullshit. Anyway I also love reading Rose's blog and I really miss her blog when she doesn't post.

shoegal2547 said...

Been following Chris Weitz with his tweets re his experience with Twilight, and he said R/K are "under no financial obligation" to facilitate a relationship.

Catherine Hardwicke said during her Red Riding Hood premiere, "R/K had a chemistry that was undeniable."

David Slade said during the Eclipse premiere in the UK he "knew they (R/K) were together" while filming the meadow scenes.

And producer Wyck, said during his Time Magazine interview, "The thing I do think about is, oh, my God, I hope they stay together, because it could be awkward on set in the next movie if they have a huge falling out. It's like, wow, they have to portray this love story through two more movies. God, I hope they stay together; please stay together."

And, the coup de gras is the way R/K look at each other, so much love and admiration...I don't understand why there's still a conversation about their relationship.

Nice post though Rose...God bless you for wanting to stay involve in the morass!

30 said...

Shit! I left for a few and ya all went too the "dirty" places!! LMFAO

Annie said...

@Angelica: I'm laughing out loud at Little Lucy. :)
--------------------------------

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether 'computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1... No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should beMasculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

30 said...

Ok ya all have too see this video! Please play it! I just pissed myself.

It kind of reminds me of a delusional nonnie. LMAO


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmTsLjapM6c&feature=player_embedded

beacullen said...

What's sad is all the shit that you said is all the stupid shit that some people actually believe to be true. OMG, seriously people, get a life. lmao Great post Rose, I like it when your a little bitchy Thanks.

Mary said...

30,

I have never heard such a long-winded cat. Really funny!

Annie,

Yours was great too. The woman win once again.

Melinda said...

Happy Monday! Great post Rose...feisty is fun!

Great jokes! Nice way to start the week.

Have to scoot to a meeting. Hope all had a great weekend.

Freddie said...

Hi Rose,

Thanks for the post as always. You very effectively point out the lunacy in the nonnies two primary arguments. And Sydney, you are right – it will be interesting to see when/if they abandon or delay the exit strategy argument. It must be tough to be them.

I love the jokes everyone. They are great. But geez, now the pressure is on and I’m so useless with jokes….I’ll have to see if my colleagues have something for me to post tomorrow. In the interim, here’s one that I posted before, when I just started commenting on the board. It ties in nicely with Annie’s one, which was very clever.
______

Tech Support
Dear Sirs,
Last year, I upgraded Girlfriend 1 to Wife 1. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing, which took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Pokernight, Golfday, Boysnight and Beerbash no longer run; the system crashes whenever those programs are opened. I cannot seem to purge Wife 1 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1, but un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me?

Sincerely,
Confused Husband

Reply from Tech Support:
Dear Sir,
This is a very common problem that many men complain about, but the confusion is mostly due to a foundational misconception. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 1 to Wife 1 with the idea that Wife 1 is merely a utilities & entertainment program. Actually, Wife 1 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 1 because Wife 1 is not designed to do this. Some men have tried to install Girlfriend 2 or Wife 2, but end up with more problems than original system. Look in your manual under "Warning: Alimony / Child Support." I recommend you keep Wife 1 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur. The best course of action is to push the apologize button, then the reset button, as soon as lock-up occurs. System will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1 is a great program but is very complex and high in maintenance costs.
________

Hi Melinda, Penny, 30, Angelica, Annie, Super, Brewski, Liza, Kay, dottie, Groovie, Hope, Sydney, Katy and everyone else in Roseland. Thanks for the laughs ladies. I hope everyone in Roseland is having a happy day.

Annie said...

Hiya Freddie, PL, Melinda and anyone else I may have missed whilst posting this.

Here's another one.

The Rabbi Is Leaving ...


At the regular Saturday morning service, the rabbi announced that he was planning to leave for a larger congregation, that would pay him more.


There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave because he is so popular.


One who owns several car dealerships, stands up and proclaims "If the rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van, to transport their children!"


The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.


A successful businessman and lawyer, stands and says, "If the rabbi will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and establish a foundation to guarantee a free college education for his children!"


More sighs and loud applause.

A lady age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the rabbi stays, I will give him sex!"


There is total silence.


The rabbi, blushing, says you're a wonderful and holy lady. Whatever possessed you to say that?"

Her 90-year old husband,is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replied "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, "Fuck him ! "

Barbara Fenwick said...

Rose, great post, and I have to say you nailed it. I stay away from all these posts because they just upset me. Robert and Kristen are deeply in love (It is all over their faces), and I hope they stay together forever. To even think Rob and Kris would devote so much of their life promoting these movies is insane. I doubt any actor would do that, it is just fucking stupid. I hope Kris shows up at the premiere ( at least one of them) just to show support for her man. Hope all Roselanders are having a wonderful day.

Frances said...

Has anyone seen photos of Reese Witherspoon Toth in her wedding gown? I hope she has a long and happy marrige to Jim T.

Birdie said...

The first picture with Tai is one of my favorites from all the promo pics. You are extremely logical again today,Rose and I love logical Rose. These people can't really believe the BS they spew. I think it is to just get a rise out of people. As Dottie and Sydney stated, they must be delusional to think that mean-spirited insults coming from complete strangers has an effect on Rob or Kristen. Talk about delusions of grandeur!
So for who's benefit is this harrassment? It's really pathological to feel the need to try to create havoc in other people's lives, just because you can. They just have no validity and should really look for a new hobby.

Annie, loved the rabbi joke! Great jokes today,ladies. Wish I could contribute, but have not one joke in my bag of tricks.
Barbara, you must be getting fed up. I have never seen you use the F-word.Lol!

DreamerKind said...

Good eve, Lovelies!

I'm just checking in and will be enjoying your great jokes later tonight, thanks so much!

DK

Rhonda said...

Ted and the AT boards, Ughh..I despise that place! I visited there a couple times, got creeped out, left in a hurry :)

Hi Rose,
I always like your post, regardless, but I do agree with Liza, fiesty Rose is fun :)

I loved all the jokes, too funny :)

Hi Everyone :)

Rhonda said...

Lol, that should be 'feisty'

olivia said...

Thank you Rose for your rational words.

So sad that some people elsewhere must resort to garbage in and garbage out tactics just to get hits.

Enjoyed everyone's jokes. Reading them is a nice way to transition out of a Monday afternoon into a relaxed evening.

I liked all the great suggestions for the part of the huntsman in RRH. Googled several names I was not familiar with and all were such handsome, accomplished actors.

Dear Barbara Fenwick, always heartily agree with you.

Hugs y'all.

Anonymous said...

Exit Stragety/PR always cracks me up.
It's hilarious and delusional at the same time.

Chocolate Lady said...
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Chocolate Lady said...

You crack me up Rose! Never have posted a comment, but your comments today are spot on! Thanks for being a voice of reason. Whatever the mood, you are always Fun! Hope you had a great day

Kenzz said...

Good evening, Roseland! Rose, your post was exceptional, as usual, and unusually long! Thanks for all your steadfast support of the TRUTH!

Congrats to Reese on her weekend nuptials...I'm sure she was a beautiful bride...

Did I hear the role of the Prince has been cast opposite Kristen's Snow White? Can't wait to hear who will inhabit the character of the Huntsman...

Loving the jokes tonite...a nice way to jumpstart the week...

Anonymous said...

Hi Rose and Roseland-

Rose we haven't talked in forever--just wanted to say hello and tell you I've been thinking of you. Maybe we'll catch up soon? Hope so at least

Everyone else--I like the jokes--lol--good to see things are pretty calm here lately. Still talking that wonderful bull penis soup huh?? LOL

Okay back to work for me. Take care and have a good week everybody-

Kenzz said...

Smitty: We miss you!! Hope all is well in Smittyland, and the boys are treating you well! :)

Happiness to you tonite!

Rhonda said...

Hi Smitty- It's great to hear from you. I hope things are going well :)

Rhonda said...

Hi Kenzz :)

Kenzz said...

((Hugs)) to you, Rhonda! How's life?

Mary said...

Hi Kenzz, Rhonda and Smitty,

Kenzz, Rhonda and I are going to read the Weissmanns together. Isn't that cute, our own little book club?

Rhonda said...

Kenzz- It's great! I've been busy but things are good. How are you?

Rhonda said...

Hi Penny :)

Birdie said...

Smitty,
I think you just made alot of people here very happy. I hope all is well with you and yours!
Hi Kenzz, Rhonda,and PL!

Kenzz said...

PL: Can a book club be just 2 people? haha How about when you guys are finished, the three of us will pick our next book and be the founders of the official Roseland Book Club?

BTW: I went back and read a few of the comments from the infamous bull penis soup post; it really was a fun and funny time!

Rhonda: things are good here, too...everyone's healthy and happy...what more can you ask for?

Kenzz said...

Hey Birdie!! :)

Rhonda said...

Kenzz and Penny- I like it, a Roseland book club :)

Hi Birdie!

Freddie said...

Hey Birdie, Kenzz, Rhonda and Penny - I hope you all are well. Long time no talk to.

Loved the jokes here today. Penny it was a suggestion that we try to have a little fun.

Has anyone heard from IB? I wonder how the cheer competition went over the weekend.

Kenzz said...

Birdie: you're right...it's always both a relief and a treat to hear from our Smitty...she is kind to check in when she can!!

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Mary said...

Kenzz,

Kami is reading also so our club has 3. I was thinking of reading A Discovery of Witches next.

Freddie,

I do think we need to have more fun around here. That's what drew me to this place initially. Sorry, Rob, it's not all about you.

Kenzz said...

Hi Freddie! Hope all is good for you... I was wondering the same thing about IBelieve, as she was in my neck-of-the-woods this weekend...hope her daw's squad did well...

Rhonda said...

Hi Freddie :)

Birdie and Kenzz- Ditto, we've missed Smitty :)

Birdie said...

Have any of you heard of the book The Last Child? It was given to me by my sister(English teacher. she said it was wonderful.

Birdie said...

Wow, she would be correcting my last post.

Kenzz said...

PL: I've something about that Witches book recently...what is the synopsis of it?

I love the idea of a virtual Book Club...now we've got 4 members...who else wants to sign up?!!! Ladies??

Kenzz said...

correction..."read something"

after 10pm, my typing starts to suffer!

Teeth said...

Am I the only one who could use an ice cold Dos Equis right now?

It's Monday and I cannot wait till Friday!:D

Happy Evening Everyone!

Mary said...

Kenzz,

I really don't know the synopsis other than what it says on Amazon and that it's on the NYT bestseller list. I just kind of like witches, angels, vampires that kind of stuff.

Rose might not like us using her blog for a book club.

Freddie said...

Kenzz - all is well in my neck of the woods now that spring is hopefully around the corner. And one day down - four to go.

I'm impressed with all you well-read women.

Penny - the jokes, humour and commaraderie was part of what impressed me too. I guess it's in our collective hands to shape the tone of the board. Everyone had great jokes today. Loved Angelica's.

Rhonda said...

Birdie- I've heard of it, but not read it. Lol, she would be correcting a lot of mine lately :)

Rhonda said...

Freddie- Lol, Angelica's was funny!

Mary said...

Did any of you cat owners look at the video 30 posted earlier? I think you'll really laugh.

Freddie said...

Rhonda - how are things? Any successful shopping excursions recently?

Kenzz - You know I'd love to join in the virtual bookclub as well. I'm always so many steps behind everyone else when it comes to good books so I'd love to join in, if possible.

Kenzz said...

PL: you're right, of course...I would never want to "highjack" Rose's fabulous blog!! Quite frankly, I hardly find the time to finish the book selection for my "real" Book Club...it continues to amaze me how little time there actually is in a 24 hr period!

Anyhow, hope you guys enjoy the Three Weissmanns...I'll let you in on any books I read in the neighborhood Club that I think are "good reads"...

Birdie said...

Rhonda,
I will be starting it and I'll let you know what it's like.

Rhonda said...
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Kenzz said...

OMG...I meant "hijack"...OK, it's off to bed for me...too many mistakes for my liking (perfectionist that I am)...

To all my fellow Roselanders, have a wonderful evening...will be sure to check in tomorrow morning, as I have a free few hours tomorrow :)

Freddie said...

I looked at 30's video. It's hysterical. I wonder what happened after they stopped filming....The captions are classic.

Rhonda said...

Birdie- Thanks :)

Freddie said...

Night Kenzz - have a good one.

Kenzz said...

Goodnite freddie, Rhonda, Birdie, and PennyLane! Have a wonderful week if we don't meet up later.

((hugs))

Mary said...

Well, everyone, I'm going back to this damn spreadsheet that I don't want to work on and I don't know why I volunteered to do it.

Good night all. Pick a theme for tomorrow. Penis euphemisms, favorite swear word, worst date, first kiss? The sky is the limit.

Rhonda said...

Goodnight Kenzz :)

Rhonda said...

I'm out too..goodnight everyone :)

Freddie said...

Good night Penny - pleasant dreams.

I'm going to call it a night as well. I have an early start tomorrow. Night all.

Birdie said...

Good night,ladies.I am fading. Hope to talk to you tomorrow.

prc said...

You know what Rob and Kstew ARE responsible for all of this. All they have to do is say "we're dating and we won't discuss it in details in any way shape of form". Instead they carry on this "are they/aren't they thing with the media & their obsessed fans". I'm sure they knew what they were doing and what would ensue when they hook up. So stop blaming people for the drama created by Rob and Kstew and their PR teams. Celebrities never take responsibility for anything. You waisting your time trying to convince people who don't believe, and they're wasting their time trying to convince you it doesn't exist is POINTLESS.

You know I've seen videos of Kstew proudly holding MA's hands in front of a restaurant while chatting with paps. I've seen several pics of her and him holding hands. There's even pic of her on his back (you know before she dumped him for Rob). So Now she's shy and private. Please! Do you think the fact that she's doing her friend's Ex may have something to do with it. Maybe she's ashame of something.

Frances said...

Kristen should attend WFE Premier
and travel in Europe with Rob; surely Reese W. will attend premier and travel in Europe with her new husband Jim Toth.

Wania said...

"Explain this one bitch."

Rose, I loved!
Who wrote bullshits deserve to read this, or think better before to write.
Rob and Kris are together a long time and will continue even after BD...they will...
I hope Kristen shows up at the WFE premiere, too.
Nightmares haters! HAHAHAHAA!!
Amazing post!

For all another song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyY5IKZts18&feature=player_embedded

Nothing´s Gonna Change My Love For You
George Benson

If I had to live my life without you near me
The days would all be empty
The nights would seem so long
With you I see forever oh so clearly
I might have been in love before
But it never felt this strong
Our dreams are young and we both know
They'll take us where we want to go
Hold me now, touch me now
I don't want to live without you

Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You ought to know by now how much I love you
One thing you can be sure of
I'll never ask for more than your love

Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You ought to know by now how much I love you
The world may change my whole life through
But nothing's gonna change my love for you

If the road ahead is not so easy
Our love will lead the way for us
Like a guiding star
I'll be there for you if you should need me
You don't have to change a thing
I love you just the way you are
So come with me and share the view
I'll help you see forever too
Hold me now, touch me now
I don't want to live without you

Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You ought to know by now how much I love you
One thing you can be sure of
I'll never ask for more than your love

Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You ought to know by now how much I love you
The world may change my whole life through
But nothing's gonna change my love for you

Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You ought to know by now how much I love you
One thing you can be sure of
I'll never ask for more than your love

Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You ought to know by now how much I love you
One thing you can be sure of
I'll never ask for more than your love

Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You ought to know by now how much I love you
The world may change my whole life through
But nothing's gonna change my love for you

Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You ought to know by now how much I love you
One thing you can be sure of
I'll never ask for more than your love

Happy Tuesday!

Wania said...

"Explain this one bitch."

Rose, I loved!
Who wrote bullshits deserve to read this, or think better before to write.
Rob and Kris are together a long time and will continue even after BD...they will...
I hope Kristen shows up at the WFE premiere, too.
Nightmares haters! HAHAHAHAA!!
Amazing post!

For all another song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyY5IKZts18&feature=player_embedded

Nothing´s Gonna Change My Love For You
George Benson

If I had to live my life without you near me
The days would all be empty
The nights would seem so long
With you I see forever oh so clearly
I might have been in love before
But it never felt this strong
Our dreams are young and we both know
They'll take us where we want to go
Hold me now, touch me now
I don't want to live without you

Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You ought to know by now how much I love you
One thing you can be sure of
I'll never ask for more than your love

Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You ought to know by now how much I love you
The world may change my whole life through
But nothing's gonna change my love for you

If the road ahead is not so easy
Our love will lead the way for us
Like a guiding star
I'll be there for you if you should need me
You don't have to change a thing
I love you just the way you are
So come with me and share the view
I'll help you see forever too
Hold me now, touch me now
I don't want to live without you

Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You ought to know by now how much I love you
One thing you can be sure of
I'll never ask for more than your love

Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You ought to know by now how much I love you
The world may change my whole life through
But nothing's gonna change my love for you

Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You ought to know by now how much I love you
One thing you can be sure of
I'll never ask for more than your love

Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You ought to know by now how much I love you
One thing you can be sure of
I'll never ask for more than your love

Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You ought to know by now how much I love you
The world may change my whole life through
But nothing's gonna change my love for you

Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You ought to know by now how much I love you
One thing you can be sure of
I'll never ask for more than your love

Happy Tuesday!

Wania said...

Sorry, posted twice.
wlm is Wania.

wig4usc said...

@prc - sorry, not buying it. To compare Kristen with Michael when 17 to Kristen with Rob when 21 is silly. I certainly hope you learned and grew during that time frame, I know I did. Maybe you're not there yet. Most people act differently and handle relationships differently during that time of their life. Also, Michael's popularity then was no where near what Rob's is, apples and oranges. To suggest this is their fault because they won't confess their love for each other in public, are you new to all this? There will never be enough, people have pictures in their face of the two holding hands and kissing, and its PR or some secret Summit society that controls their lives.

They've made it abundantly clear they feel no obligation to expose their personal lives, and I applaud that. Most that follow this blog have shared similar feelings.

Please give the whole "its their own fault" thing a rest.

DreamerKind said...

Judge Not

Bob Marley:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GecZl9Kra0o&feature=related

Don't you look at me so smug
And say I'm going bad.
Who are you to judge me
And the life that I live?

I know that I'm not perfect
And that I don't claim to be.
So before you point your fingers
Be sure your hands are clean.

Judge not
Before you judge yourself
Judge not
If you're not ready for judgement. Woah oh oh!

The road of life is rocking
And you may stumble too.
So while you talk about me,
someone else is judging you.

Judge not
Before you judge yourself
Judge not
If you're not ready for judgement. Woah oh oh!

The road of life is rocky
And you may stumble too
So while you talk about me
Someone else is judging you

Thank you/NNEEWWRREEVV

DreamerKind said...

We're All Free-Even Celebrities Are Free!

You Don't Own Me

Lesley Gore:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWCMhL5qxlE

You don't own me
I'm not just one of your many toys
You don't own me
Don't say I can't go with other boys

Don't tell me what to do
Don't tell me what to say
Please, when I go out with you
Don't put me on display,

'Cause You don't own me,
Don't try to change me in any way
You don't own me,
Don't tie me down
'Cause I'd never stay

I don't tell you what to say
I don't tell you what to do
So just let me be myself
That's all I ask of you

I'm young and I love to be young
I'm free and I love to be free
To live my life the way I want
To say and do whatever I please

A-a-a-nd don't tell me what to do
Oh-h-h-h don't tell me what to say
And please, when I go out with you
Don't you dare put me on display

Thank you/idioticscheme666

DreamerKind said...

Don't Surrender

Joan Jett & The Blackhearts (starts @ :43):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyb0MxHN_PY

I can see the sadness in your eyes
Hard knocks an' hurt are hard to hide
It can be a long an' lonely ride
But it makes ya strong inside

When you're down an' out the streets get rough
You need love but ya just don't enough
An' ya feel like no one's on your side

When you wanna throw it all away an' you've had it

Don't surrender don't surrender
Cause the fight inside your hearts
Your best defender don't surrender

Ya try so hard but ya feel just like a clown
An' there ain't enough luck to go around
All your dreams they crash right to the ground
You wanna get right outta town

You can say "What the hell I've given up lay down to die" but it's just a bluff
Cause ya know there's no place left to hide

Sometimes life seems like a war an' you're surrounded

Don't surrender, don't surrender
Cause the fight inside your hearts
Your best defender don't surrender

Don't give up when ya know you right
When you're feelin all alone just remember
Don't surrender

When you wanna throw it all away an' you've had it

Don't surrender

Thank you/KissFanSite

DreamerKind said...

Learnin' The Blues

Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtG9CnMtzZk

Ella: The tables are empty
The dance floor's deserted
You play the same love song
It's the tenth time you've heard it

That's the beginning
Just one of the clues
You've had your first lesson
In learnin' the Blues

The cigarettes you light
One after another
Won't help you forget him
And the way that you loved him

You're only burning
A torch you can't lose
But you're on the right track
For learnin' the blues

When you're at home alone
The blues will taunt you constantly
When you're out in a crowd
The Blues will haunt your memory

The nights when you don't sleep
The whole night you're cryin'
But you can't forget him
Soon you even stop tryin'

You walk the floor
And wear out your shoes
When you feel your heart break
You're learnin the blues

Louis: Yes, the tables are empty
The dance floor's deserted
And You play the same love song, Whoa, yes
It's the tenth time you've heard it, yes

Man, it's the beginnin'
Just one of those cluessssss
You've had your first lesson, Whoa, yes
In learnin' the Blues

Man, The cigarettes that you light, Whoa, yessum
One after another, you Tellin' me brother
Won't help you to forget her, Whoa, no
And the way that you love her

You only burnin'
A torch that you can't lose, Yeah
But you on the right tracks, Brother, ha ha ha hahaha
For learnin' the blues

D'ya See that Ella?

Now lookahere
When you at home alone
The blues will taunt you constantly, yessuh
Ba dit dit deet
And when you're out in a crowd
The Blues will haunt your memories
Bah da doh doh zet

The nights when you don't sleep, Yes, ha ha ha
The whole night you cryin'
But you can't forget her, oh yes
Soon you even stop tryin'

Man, you walk the floor
And wear out your shoes, sss
When you feel your heart break, yeah brother
That's when you're learnin the blues

Yessss
When you at home alone, the blues will taunt you constantly, yes

(Ella: Doobidee, dee dee dee, dee dee dee, dee dee dee dee doh, biddi doodi deedi baw bow)

Bah Bah Da det
And when you're out in a crowd, the Blues will haunt your memories

(Ella: Doodin doo doo, dadin dee dee, BaBadiddin Doodinidin Doodinidin Doo

Ba ba da doh zet

The nights when you don't sleep, hmmm, Ella
Ella: The whole night you're crying
Louis: Yeah, but you can't forget her
Ella: Soon you even stop trying

Louis: Yes Man, you'll walk the floor, that's when it's rough
And wear out that last pair a' treaders, ha ha
Together: When you feel your (Ella:) heart break
(Louis: [scat] Ella...)
Together: You're learnin the blues

Thank you/vademberz

DreamerKind said...

Birdie, Freddie, Rhonda, Penny, dottie, katy, LIZ, Annie, 30, May, LJ, angelica1, Hope, Kay, Brewski, honeybear, Sydney, Groovie, Melinda, beaculen, wig, Wania, Kenzz and anyone else from today:

Thanks for livening up the place and you are all great!

@Smitty
You, too!

Bren said...

Yo Lady,

How are you doing this fine morning?

Are you ready for Spring?

gwen said...

great post and you're on a roll today lol.

Wig4usc- i agree with you.

DK and Bren- sorry cant stay here longer. Been so feeling down lately.

DreamerKind said...

@Bren & Gwen
Peek-a-boo, I don't see you!

Bren said...

Hey DK!

What's wrong Gwen?

DreamerKind said...

@Bren & Gwen
This is a strange time of year and can't wait for March to go out like a lion?

DreamerKind said...

I'm having a little glass of that Orange Muscat vino, as I don't have anything else on hand that satisfies my sweet tooth tonight.

How was your day Lady B?

Gwen, time waits for no one.

Bren said...

Actually, I'm frantic at the moment..I wear a silver ring on my forefinger of my right hand, and today for some reason it felt a little snug, so I moved it to my middle finger(where I remember thinking it's a little loose)...well, I just noticed I don't have it on...to find it now will probably be close to impossible...I could of lost it anywhere..

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Well, that's no fun. Would you rather go and look for it at home for a while?

Bren said...

That's what I was doing when I was waiting for you...I retraced my footsteps since I got home, and nada...

I'll check my car in the morning...if someone finds it at work, they will turn it in, but I had my hair cut during lunch, and I might of lost it there...oh well, you roll with the punches...

So, what's new with you?

What kind of vino did you say?...

Bells, threw me for a loop, so I spaced out what you said...sorry.

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
No matter, it's gone now anyway. I feel badly for you with the ring missing. I know you'll have to wait and see.

Bells, isn't telling us yet.

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
I'm a bore. Almost as boring as Rob says he is. Went to the library, got books and a movie and ate some dinner, read the jokes on here.

Also, read the EW writer interview, which I thought was very good. Talked as usual, on the phone for hours and posted songs to awaken the masses.

How about you?

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
I am happily awaiting pics of Reese's wedding gown and for Bella's to be leaked soon. Either one will suit me fine, for any wedding gowns are of great interest to me.

It all started when I was 15 and worked at a bridal salon, bringing gowns into the rooms for the saleswomen to show brides, and then putting them away properly.

Loved every single gown in the collection, so I must not have any real taste, but that's okay, no one expected me, too. Still don't have any, only love those gowns.

Bren said...

Ginny mentioned today she heard they cast Prince Charming to Kristen's Snow White, have you heard anything?...

I didn't even have time to check out any blog today, much less read comments...

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
No I haven't checked it out either. Anyone is fine with me, as long as he is handsome and a good kisser.

He has to wake up Snow White, and if he's not a good kisser, she'll just sleep on and on.

I would, could and have in similar circumstances, although I was not on display in a glass case, you understand.

Claudia said...

Roses thanks for having responded to my somewhat domanda.Per stupid as you may have seemed that I needed qualcvuna in any way contradict or intervenisse.Io Ted I often go there to see if something interesting comes in the midst of that crap I happen automatically and also to read those post assurdi.Non'm one that believes in everything but after so muddy I was sick of not doing anything ... and I thought of you because you had been citata.grazia again and good morning or good night. here it is morning smack

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Also, I guess they announced the wife part has been cast in Cosmop and that is nice, too.

Unknowns or lesser knowns are more interesting to me, than well knowns, I've known and wished I hadn't.

Should be a good flick.

Bren said...

I love wedding gowns myself..

I can see where you would love a job like that...

I saw pics of Reese in Paris after the WFE reshoots, says she was shopping for her wedding dress then...

Claudia said...

sorry maybe there is some error in my post I hope to have understood the meaning hello

gwen said...

DK, Bren- the reason is that my friend just rendered her resignation. Though im happy for her to have found a better job but at the same time sad we cant be together whenever we'd like to go out and it means additional work for me :'(

DreamerKind said...

@Gwen
Sorry for the change at work. You'll miss your friend but there is after work, right? When will we hear you talking about making pies and french pastries, mon petit?

DreamerKind said...

Claudia
Hello to you! Wish I was in Italy right now. You are doing fine, I think.

DK

Bren said...

I did see a pic of the new wifey, a little bit ago...at least she's young...

You read the book, how big a part is that?

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
I confess that I didn't care for Princess Diana's wedding gown, only because I coveted Prince Charles for myself, since I was 10.

And he didn't wait for me, or seek me out either. I was a virgin for years and years, while waiting for him, and I think that was one of the qualifiers he wanted back then.

Well, anyway, the gown seemed too fussy for her and her later styles were sleek and elegant in comparison.

Hmmm, good taste may be lacking in my comments, too, one wonders sometimes.

Bren said...

Bells,

I'm sorry about your friend leaving...been there, done that...all you can do is wish her well, and keep in touch...the extra workload is a bummer, but maybe they'll hire someone to replace her.

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
It was big to me, but I roll that way. I mean I like to read about how women deal with complicated men and situations, and she sure had one and was in one.

Every single role/character in the film/book is key to understanding the whole.

Bren said...

Princess Diana's dress was too much, and looked like it weighed a ton...

I think Kate will look totally different..

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Kate will, and she is a stunner, as they say.

Bren said...

I think Prince William and Kate are so cute together....just like R/K...

Bren said...

DK,

I guess March is still not over...a co-worker lost her dad, this morning...

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Although my second wedding gown did look silly on me, so they told me, I wanted to be a princess (ya know since I lost Charlie) after all! So I had a wide skirt with a hoop and puff sleeves with beads.

What's so wrong about looking like that anyway? My boycut red hair and wide brimmed hair were perfectly suited, too.

Good thing I made people laugh at my weddings, for later I laughed longer and last.

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
My hair was not wide-brimmed (is that possible, maybe with wires?) but my hat was.

Am stumped about what to say, about what you said, for sadness is all about us these days. (Guess that says it for me.)

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Did I tell you that the groom and groomsmen for # 2 ceremony, wore white gym shoes? And some clever one wrote "Help Me!" on the bottoms of the grooms.

Too bad, for it did not help him, I'm bound to say.

Bren said...

You are hilarious!

Did you have a big wedding, eveytime you got marrried?

OMG, the shoes, were all your husbands as funny as you?

Bren said...

When my younger sister got married, her husband sang a song to her...it was so touching..(he used to be in a band)

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
The weddings weren't all that large but I managed to have a gown with all of the trimmings in two of them.

The last one, to the best of the lot, was when I wore a mermaid style three piece dress of seaweed green. After all, I was taking the plunge-again. It seemed appropriate, and you know I am all about being that.

# 2's groomsmen were resistant to any of them getting married at all, and felt that they could better show that with humor and being different with blue tuxes and brand-spanking-new white gym shoes.

They and # 2 hubs were very funny dudes and I was into that (still am). It was the eighties, you might have guessed that already.

# 1 was brilliant and mellow.

# 3 was briliant, mellow, funny, talented, loving, fascinating, and found me exactly the same. Lucky me with # 3!

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
At # 2 wedding reception, the new hubs asked me if I was finally happy, since I got what I wanted?

Dumbstruck by that question, I only nodded and said, "Yes".

# 2 was not brilliant.

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
I long for a musician to sing to me at a wedding like your sister's, but he need not marry me that day or ever.

Bren said...

You have said many times, that the third time was the charm...

Was that your Ken?, Barbie.

Bren said...

So any musician, at any wedding will do, huh

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
So many numbers in these posts I've written, and marriages, and so much to keep track of.

I should have studied accounting and made something of myself, keeping count of things, that need to be accounted for and counted correctly.

Keeping one accountable for what one has added or substracted in one's life, makes it accountable and an accountant would do that, right?

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Ah, ha, yes, he was my Ken to his Barbie and could he dance a jig! People applauded when he was finished every time, I mean it.

Well, not any musician Bren, I would love Ray La Montagne to sing to me.

What are the odds, unless I go to his summer concert at the Bean in Millenium Park? For only $100 bucks out of my pocket, the odds would be 100% in my favor.

angelica1 said...

Smitty - Glad to see you're OK, don't work too hard!

Bren said...

You are right...

Let me ask you something, are you a totally organized person?

I work with someone who actually puts everything in her cupboards in alphabetical order...

She starts with soups, then canned vegetables, etc.

It's weird cuz I am very organized in some things, just not everything.

Bren said...

R is a good dancer, and he loves being the first out on the dance floor, and I hate that...I want for people to already be dancing, when I get up.

Birdie said...

Good morning DK,Bren and Angelica!

Gwen,sorry I missed you and that you will be missing a commrade.

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
I am right, about what? The odds? Well, I am but only if I make sure that Ray sings directly to me, so I'd have to stand up during the performance and be pushed back down, or go backstage and beg him. Tempting though.

No, # 1 was the alphabetizer of cupboard contents. I am the destroyer of order, and creator of chaos. It's called "by the seat-of-the-pants" style of doing. Flip, flop, poptop, like that.

DreamerKind said...

@Birdie
You did it, you caught us! How's it going?

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Make R start the folks dancing by himself and then slip onto the dance floor when everyone is distracted. Try it sometime.

A man dancing alone, rivets all eyes, until they can no longer resist joining him on it (lots of women will flock to him though).

Better slither onto the dance floor and grab your man around his waist and do the hussle.

Bren said...

I just hear people good with numbers and good memories, which is obvious you possess, can't help but be organized.

Why the hoopla with Ted?

He never changes.

Birdie said...

The "alphabetizer" people scare me a little. Usually,way to rigid. One of my bosses was like that and she was impossible to work for. Remember "Sleeping With The Enemy".
DK,
Loved the "taking the plunge in a mermaid dress". You were a redhead?

Bren said...

Hey Birdie,

When did you fly in....

Are you back at work?

Birdie said...

Two more days off, then back at it. How about you?

Bren said...

Birdie,

Sleeping With The Enemy was one of the most uncomfortable movies to watch---ever.

Bren said...

I went back today...first day back, is always the worst.


word v-- prize---did you see those state workers who won the millions...yay!

Birdie said...

The husband was pretty terrifying,so was my boss. She was young,ambitious,and completely inflexible. She told someone she alphabetized her cupboards.

Bren said...

My co-worker is very low key, sweet, maybe she is just a clean freak...her desk is always spotless.lol

Bren said...

DK,

Where did you dance off to?

Birdie said...

Bren,
Surreal, to suddenly wake up a millionaire. I have no desire to live the life of the rich and famous, but this paycheck to paycheck thing sucks.

angelica1 said...

Morning Birdie :)

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
State workers won? What state?

@Birdie
To this day my kids chide me about that dress. I felt beautifully fluid in it, like a sea goddess, and drank enough champagne to make that true.

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Good Morning Ladies...I see I have missed alot of good convos, jokes, and a "fly by" of SMITTY..Long day yesterday and went to bed early.

Heh, you are talking about organization...mine is "contolled" chaos...People that are "neat nicks" and alphabetize...that is pretty scary to me...lol

That movie was scary.. good performance of Julia Roberts..I cant remeber who the "husband' was....

DreamerKind said...

@Super
You haven't missed anything to my mind, since you know all about it you sharpster. Controlled chaos, that's more like it.

To me, the scariest movies are those where men intimidate women, freaks me out.

Birdie said...

Angelica, are you hard at work this early?
Super, Patrick Bergin was the husband.
I like organization and my kids think I am a freak. They would have me locked up if I started alphabetizing.

Bren said...

DK,

I think it was 7 state workers in NY....319 mil..

Bren said...

Anyone who wants to have control over anyone...is a freako

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Thanks. That's about 22 million each after taxes, if they take the lump sum amount.

So loving it, and so happy for them all.

DreamerKind said...

@Bren, Birdie, Super
I am also so happy to be feeling so accountant like tonight.

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Super RN Gas Passer said...

BIRDIE..On that note, I will admit my kitchen has gotten out of hand and I have called a lady in town that is an "organizer" to help me find some solutions. Problem with me is I dont want to throw alot of things out, but if I had less things maybe I could actually FIND something when I need it. lol

Guys, have a good one..alas I must go through the shower and get to work..

Are we admitting how many times ..weve been married? Two for me heh

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Smitts fly by earlier, did you see her post @8:56pm?

DreamerKind said...

Sorry, flyed (flied) fled by...

Bren said...

Good-bye Super, have a great day...

Keep smiling..

DreamerKind said...

Sorry, flew, flowed, flighted.

Birdie said...

Bren,
That might explain the post-it notes I have everywhere. The greatest little invention!

DreamerKind said...

@Super
Have a good day!

I love having too many things around, too.

angelica1 said...

Birdie,it's not that early here.I've been working for about 4 hours :)

DreamerKind said...

@Birdie
Post It Notes are great but I lose those, for they are not sticky enough, don't you think so?

Birdie said...

Have a great day, Super.

DreamerKind said...

The inventor of Super Glue just passed away. That was a top invention, so much better than Elmer's Glue, IMO.

Bren said...
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Birdie said...

Angelica,
I'll never get the time zone thing right. You're half-way there.

Birdie said...

DK, they are only sticky enough if you tend to them right away. HaHa!

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
You know what? I think that I have burned all of my fuel, for I did not get that, and do now, when explained. So gracias.

Feel like I am not adding to the convos, so maybe I'll go to the cosmos.

DreamerKind said...

@Birdie
So true! They get less sticky the longer they are stuck. Love that point you made.

Bren said...
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Birdie said...

I am going to clean my room, clutter central of my home. By the time you girls get up, I will be completely organized.

DreamerKind said...

@Bren
How short did you get it cut? Yes, I was a redhead once (did you ask me that?)

@Birdie
Admirable project, and I'll expect a report later.

Bren said...

Drumroll.....

DK, Birdie...

Big announcement, I'm tired and need sleep...may I plz sign off...

Is this formal enough?...waiting for response...

Birdie said...

You are free to dream. Have a good sleep DK and Bren!

Bren said...
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DreamerKind said...

@Bren
Ha, ha, ha, ha. Love that too!

Me, too. Signing off and already gave the warning about going to the cosmos.
Goodnight.

@Birdie
Goodnight, and sorry to go so soon.

@Lurkers & Other Roselanders
Fare thee well-good day to you!

Bren said...

DK,

I knew you were a sexy redhead at one time..

Bren said...

OK, you characters...have a beautiful day!

Over and out...

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