Rob and Kristen- No Surprises

We need to practice this some more... tonight. At home.

Oh my Twilight land is quiet.

And oh yes...

my damn 'e' key keeps popping off.

I'm thinking that I might actually have to get a new keyboard or something.

Or learn not to push so damn hard.

Heh.

No... forget it.

I can never stop pushing.

ANYWAY.

I was going to write about all sunshine and rainbows and stuff.

All good things.

But then I woke up this morning

and it was all cloudy and gray and cold...

Well...

So much for sunshine and rainbows!

Like I could just talk about that boring shit anyway.

HA!

This never gets boring ;)

So where was I.

Oh yeah.

Um.

Oh yeah.

FIRST there was Ted C's sighting of Rob and Kristen

over Thanksgiving weekend..

 Rob and Kristen were spotted out together in Los Angeles over the weekend, at a low-key hang: An employee confirms to E! the on- and off-screen couple stopped by Roxy's Famous Deli in the San Fernando Valley on Friday night.  The gorg duo apparently flew way under the radar, and was left pretty much alone, says an onlooker who, well, really didn't care (or care to gawk).
No wonder Robsten much prefers hanging in the Valley! Kristen is always over there, and goes fairly unnoticed.
Stewart's parents live on the other side of the debauched Hollywood Hills, so we assume that's where R. and K. spent Thanksgiving. Because we hear they did spend it together.

Saturday is when there was another Rob sighting out in Hollywood.

What do I have to add to that?

Nothing.

Absolutely NOTHING.

We all kinda knew that Rob and Kristen were going

to spend Thanksgiving together...

In Los Angeles.

So that they were seen out and about is no surprise.

At all.

Um... Rob... We're not alone. You can't do that in the movie!

Then there was a 'fan' sighting of Rob and Kristen 

This is from the wonderful RobStenation Blog.

 "We have received information that one very lucky fan named Priscilla, had a chance to meet Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in a restaurant. According to the friend of the fan, who gave us information, they were accompanied by few people and security guards. Below is the autograph that Priscilla got. via doughtwittfunny

Oh and Taylor was with them.
@doughtwittfunny  "Hi guys. News to you guys. Has a friend of mine in the U.S. that saw the Twilight trio in a restaurant in for lunch. Check it out!"

This was said to be last week or the week before, most probably from Louisiana, where else? lol

And what do I have to add to this?

Um.

Rob/Kristen/Taylor went out to lunch 

in Louisiana...

And some lucky fan got their autographs.

But.

The bitter foam began spewing.

We can't have Rob and Kristen TOGETHER!

NEVER!

So let's see.

 TAYLOR WAS THERE! SEE! THEY'RE NOT A COUPLE!

 

It's not true! And if they were together, It's ALL PR!!!!

NO PICS NO PROOF NO PICS NO PROOF

See people...

There were 2,

TWO different sightings.

One in a deli in Los Angeles

With no Taylor in sight.

(Or I'm sure they would have mentioned it)

And the other in a restaurant in Louisiana.

And lo and behold...

Taylor WAS there!

Hence the autograph.

So what does it mean?

It means that Robert and Kristen like to go out to eat!

And sometimes they do it alone when they are in Los Angeles

spending the Thanksgiving weekend with family and friends.

And sometimes they go out with other castmates/friends

Needless to say.

Rob and Kristen are together.

No matter who they go out to lunch with.

No matter if there is a picture to document their every move.

No matter.

The rehearsal was easy. Hahahahaha. Gotta love Rob.

I just have to ask one thing.

Where in the world is Thomas Sturridge?

If Rob and Kristen were in L.A.

Wasn't Tom there as well?

Couldn't they have at least let ONE picture out

with Tom in his red plaid shirt and baseball hat?

Even if Tom wasn't there...

Say he was in NYC or somewhere like that...

ONE picture.

Come on.

By the time we see another picture of him...

His bushy beard will have grown back.

I'm missing Rob and Kristen.

And Tom.

Always Tom.

But I find peace in acceptance.

Robert and Kristen 

Together.

As always.

Twirl for now.

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Two of Us

Let's go back to our room and relax for a while...

So.

A lot of speculation.

Innuendo.

(Mis)interpretation.

People.

Get serious.

Are you trying to get me in trouble?

I have 

NEVER

claimed to know anything.

Other than my own thoughts and opinions.

I have spoken of Tome...

Put in a few quotes...

and an (oh I want it to be) Epic date.

That's it.

Yet.

I keep getting deluged with emails and DMs

Some people have their 'knickers in a twist'.

I'm not trying to be cryptic and mysterious.

(OK, sometimes I am... but not this time... I swear)

Just posting random thoughts.

Opinions.

And yeah... OK...

The date wasn't my idea.

It was a favor for a friend.

And where did I even mention Rob and/or Kristen?

See?

That's all there is to it.

Really.

(Still here?)

Yes... Really.

Hey Rob... you still have soap behind your ears! *giggle*

The information, content and images on
these pages are purely in fun 

and are in no way meant to cause anyone

harm, grief or despair.

Yes, I can get even closer than this...

If you are sensitive and lack a sense of humor,
please, don't go any further.

What part of "He's Mine" don't you understand?

They will never understand... but all that matters is WE do!

Some places, names, and events are fictional
and any resemblance, likeness,

You and I have memories, Longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

or similarity to any person living or dead
is purely coincidental.

Get it?

Got it?

Good!

FUN people!

It's all supposed to be FUN!

FUN FUN FUN

(til my daddy took the t-bird away)

If you can't fucking laugh...

or enjoy Robert and Kristen...

You need to ask yourself why not.

You need to ask yourself why these simple things

Things that in the grand scheme of things don't really matter...

Matter SO MUCH to you.

So much that you are angry and bitter and foaming

over things you have absolutely no control over.

Ask yourself.

Go on.

I dare you.

Double Dog Dare You.

(This is where I cleverly am supposed to

insert the ever so famous 

"Don't ask if you won't like the answer" line.
But do I really need to?)

Foam(s) of the Day

Wait. I get the joke. I do. It was funny! Right? I get it. I think.

I will spend countless hours trying to disprove something incredibly insignificant and then when I can't prove it I will just pretend like I never cared about it in the first place!

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for "Two of Us" by Lennon/McCartney

Two of us riding nowhere
Spending someone's
Hard earned pay
You and me Sunday driving
Not arriving
On our way back home
We're on our way home
We're on our way home
We're going home

Two of us sending postcards
Writing letters
On my wall
You and me burning matches
Lifting latches
On our way back home
We're on our way home
We're on our way home
We're going home

You and I have memories
Longer than the road that stretches out ahead

Two of us wearing raincoats
Standing solo
In the sun
You and me chasing paper
Getting nowhere
On our way back home
We're on our way home
We're on our way home
We're going home

We're going Tome
Better believe it

;)

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Random Rose and Robert

"Marry me, Kristen... "

Random Thoughts.

1. We haven't seen Robert or Kristen for quite some time.

Good or bad?

Good for them, obviously.

The more they stay away from the fan lunacy...

The better.

Bad for us because we miss their gorgeous faces.

I suppose it's good enough to know that wherever they are...

They are together.

Happy.

Content.

Satisfied.

In Love.

These are the smiles of 2 people who adore each other...

2. Remember the hand/feathers picture that Bill Condon released?

There was the usual drama about whose hand it was.

I know.

Some people claimed it was too feminine and pretty a hand

to belong to Kristen Stewart...

Some people got all wrecked at the thought of Kristen

clutching feathers...

Well.

It turns out that it was 'proven' to be Kristen's hand after all.

Cool.

I'm not sure why it caused more drama...

but it just goes to show you that no matter

what is being discussed...

Some people will ALWAYS complain and argue about it.

Just for the sake of arguing.

And so it goes.

You are so beautiful to me.

3. The amped up bitter jealousy of Kristen Stewart.

I mean...

AMPED UP.

It is not even a question anymore that 

Robert and Kristen are a couple.

At least to those people not infected with rabies.

(Yeah, I went there anyway)

So the more desperate people become...

the more hatred is spewed at Kristen

(And at Robert too)

It makes my skin crawl to read some of the complete lunacy

and absolute hatred directed at her.

What it all comes down to is one thing.

Robert wants to be with Kristen.

He's proven that time and time again.

So all your criticisms

all your attacks don't matter.

At all.

You can foam about Kristen all you want...

But 

Robert and Kristen will still be together.

Yes. Yes. A thousand times YES!

4. Tome.

I know I explained this somewhere.

I'm not going to explain it again.

People are coming up with all sorts of explanations

and I find myself laughing at the incredible imaginations out there!

Very creative.

Just remember one thing...

I have just written a few Tome quotes 

and a (hopefully) epic date.

That's all.

Everything else is what other people have said.

Not me.

I haven't even mentioned Rob/Kristen in all this...

Everyone else has.

So take EVERYTHING with a grain of salt.

Shared houses.

Rings.

Promises.

Epic dates.

Broken 'e' keys.

Except one thing.

          “A house is made of walls and beams...
            A Tome is built with love and dreams.”

This post is brought to you by the letter *D*

D for Dreams.

We all have them

Some of us get to live them.

I hope all your dreams come true.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Sharing Ownership

Did I say he was mine? Well... he is.

Nothing much going on... as usual.

Robert and Kristen are eating turkey leftovers...

and pumpkin pie.

Together.

Yeah.

Wink. Wink.

I don't know...

I can just kinda picture them all satisfied and happy

cuddling on a couch with a big blanket wrapped around them...

Watching movies

and being all content.

She's right... I am hers. Kristen OWNS me.

I was going to talk about the constant competition

that is always surrounding Rob and Kristen's movies.

How some people want Kristen to do badly...

or Robert to do badly...

Like one affects the other.

So if WTTR doesn't do well...

It makes Remember Me better?

I don't get it.

I liked Remember Me

I liked The Runaways.

I will watch any movie Robert is in.

I will watch any movie Kristen is in.

I don't need to trash one to make the other look good.

It's ridiculous.

So when OTR comes out...

or Bel Ami... or WFE...

I will see them all.

You can't compare their work against each other.

They aren't rivals for the same roles...

I'm guessing Rob and Kristen support each other...

I'm guessing we will see more of that support in the future.

Where is Kristen? OH! There she is!

I LOVE LOVE LOVE this picture.

Love it.

LOVE.

It is the background on my phone.

I look at it every damn day

and I still haven't gotten tired of it.

LOVE.

Oh yeah... Kellen looks pretty good too...

but I will admit that I cropped him out on my phone picture.

Sorry.

But.

Robert is walking.

Striding.

Strutting.

Gliding.

And.

And.

Sunglasses.

Skinny tie.

Fingers.

Hair.

And that smile.

Never gonna get tired of it.

EVER.

Guess what? I own Robert Pattinson. And he likes it...

So I guess the picture of Rob/Kristen at the wedding with

Tom and company isn't a manip?

Does that mean Rob took Kristen as his date?

I think at this point...

It's a given.

Heh.

I mean...

The invitation probably came addressed to Rob and Kristen...

at their house.

You know...

The house they S.H.A.R.E.

That house.

;)

Who knows how long I've loved you... You know I love you still.

I don't even have a 'Foam of the Day'

because quite honestly...

I'm too lazy to go through my emails/DMs and pick one out.

And although the Foam is always worth a giggle...

It's obsolete.

Useless.

Irrelevant.

And while I know it's not nice to make fun of stupidity...

I can't help but poke the foam.

I mean...

It's too easy.

What kind of smartass shit-stirrer would I be

if I just let these priceless delusions slip away?

Exactly.

So...

My paddle is at the ready.

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for Tome.

Where do you people come up with this stuff?

All Roads Lead To Tome.

There's No Place Like Tome.

Tome Is Where The Heart Is.

10/12/10

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Giving Thanks

@Twilight: "Happy Thanksgiving to all of you and yours." - Bill Condon

I didn't think I would have time to post today...

But alas...

The pies are cooling.

The dishes are done.

And now I can watch some football until we have to go

to the sis-in-law's house for dinner.

A day when I just have to do pie

is always a good day.

ANYWAY.

I'm thankful for Bill Condon.

I'm hoping he GETS just how important certain parts of Breaking Dawn

are to fans of the book.

The hand grasping the feathers?

Great start.

So thank you.

Robert is deliciously handsome in black and white.

Thank you Robert Pattinson.

For being spectacularly handsome.

Humble.

Gorgeous.

Witty.

Talented.

Funny.

Goofy.

Adorable.

Dorky.

Flawed Perfection.

If not for you...

I wouldn't be here.

(Good or bad, depending on where you are sitting)

You made me love you.

No matter what... she's always beautiful.

Thank you Kristen Stewart.

For being gorgeous.

Talented.

Awkward.

Strong.

Funny.

Brave.

Beautiful.

Honest.

Flawed Perfection.

You made me love you.

I don't really have anything to say... I just wanted to get closer to you.

Thank you Robert and Kristen.

When you are happy...

I smile.

When you get upset...

I defend.

When you are together...

I laugh.

I'm thankful you found each other.

I'm thankful that I have witnessed 2 people that I adore...

Fall in love.

I know it's not easy to share something so intimate

So personal

with millions of people.

So Thank You.

Thanks to the Foamers.

You give me endless entertainment.

You make me shake my head and smile.

You make me thankful that I am not so full of hate and bitterness.

Thankful that I can be happy for two people

who have found happiness with each other.

So thank you.

Oh...

And thanks for STILL dissecting a random picture of Rob and Kristen

sitting at a table with other people.

OH NO! Is it REAL?

Or is it PHOTOSHOPPED?

Truly many laugh out loud moments

Thank You.

And thank you to all the friends I have made online.

Without you...

Well...

Just know that I ADORE each and every one of you.

Forever.

And ever.

Amen.

This post is brought to you by the letter *T* 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

I know I gave thanks for my family and friends yesterday...

But I'm the luckiest girl in the world.

And I know it.

T for... TOME

Epic Tome

10.12.10

Tome is where the heart is.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- They are Thankful!

Hi... I'm Tom. I'm really cute. Nevermind the guy behind me.

So.

Another day. Another picture.

This is what happens when there is a 'drought'

Although drought is a bit strong...

It's only been days.

Not months.

Anyway.

I woke up this morning to this picture in my email.

More than once.

Less than 20 times.

Is it a big deal?

Well...

If you read the comments about it...

You would think so.

Just what are we looking at?

Hmmmm...

Well it looks like a group of people at a wedding.

Just going by the champagne glasses...

The flowers.

The overall decor.

And it looks like this group of people include

Robert Pattinson

Kristen Stewart

AND
Thomas Sturridge.

(And his sister Matilda?)

So what's the hub-bub... bub?

First off...

Do we REALLY need the arrows pointing out

Rob and Kristen?

No. We don't.

But honestly...

Every time a picture is released with Rob and Kristen

People lose what is left of their minds.

1. I'm guessing this pic was taken during the making

of OTR. Kristen's hair color.

Rob's hair length.

Summer time.

Blah blah.

2. Some people are screeching that its a manip.

Of course it is!

Because whenever a pic of Rob and Kristen comes out...

MANIP is heard across the land!

It doesn't look like one to me...

But then I never thought this bullshit drama would last this long, either.

But my oh my the foam.

So much...

So thick...

So bitter.

It's FAKE! Rob and Kristen don't fit in this picture!

So what! It doesn't MEAN anything! I go to weddings with friends ALL the time!

Rob and Kristen look miserable as always!

Even if it's not fake... IT PROVES NOTHING!!!

I'm sure Rob and Kristen went to this wedding for PR! PR! PR!

You get the drift.

Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah.

Same shit.

Who gives a fuck.

More drama about another picture of me and Kris? I'm bored...

So if they can't prove it's a manip...

they will then resort to ripping Kristen apart for 

what she is wearing.

Even though you can't really tell from the picture...

All you see is that it's black.

So how dare Kristen wear this to a wedding!

How dare Kristen put her sunglasses on her head!

Who does she think she is talking to Rob?!

At this point...

Right this very second.

I don't care.

It doesn't surprise me to see Rob and Kristen together.

They are ALWAYS together.

So whatthefuckever.

It's just another picture in a long line of pictures...

That show that Rob and Kristen spend time together.

OK.

So purty.

Ashley Greene was on Lopez Tonight...

She looked beautiful.

She always does.

I like Ashley.

She's graceful and feminine.

She's a badass Alice.

(Let me just add here that I love

Kellen, Jackson, Peter, and Elizabeth too)

The reason I'm bringing up Ashley today is because

people like comparing her relationship with Joe

(I know... right?)

to Robert and Kristen.

Ashley talked about Joe being her 'boyfriend'

with George Lopez.

She is seen holding hands and kissing him.

And everytime another picture of them together comes out...

I always see

"Take notes Rob and Kristen- THAT is how it's done."

Like there is some generic relationship handbook out there

that tells you how you have to behave and what to say.

Guess what?

There isn't.

You can't compare Ashley (or any other member of that cast)

to what Rob and Kristen deal with.

Ashley and Joe can stroll down the street holding hands...

and some paps will take their pictures...

Can you imagine if Rob and Kristen did the same?

Well.

That's the point.

They can't.

(Let's face it, Ashley enjoys having her picture taken)

They don't have the luxury of just strolling down the street.

They are chased, harassed and stalked.

And yeah...

Maybe it was different when Kristen was with Oregano

or Rob was with whoever...

But that was THEN

THIS IS NOW.

Nothing is the same.

And there are no rules that say that Rob and Kristen

have to behave the way YOU think they should.

They are doing just fine on their own terms.

Thank you VERY much.

I don't care if he yelled "CUT"... C'mere you.

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving.

And since I probably won't be posting I should get my 'thanks' 

out of the way.

I'm thankful for my family.

I have an incredible husband who loves me...

I have 2 wonderful sons who are the best part of my world.

I have an amazing network of family and friends

who make my life better every day.

Life is Good.

I'm blessed.

And thank you for letting me realize it.

Because you know THEY will...

wink

wink

nudge 

nudge.

This post is brought to you by

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- Life is but a Dream

All for one and one for all!

OK.

So I saw this picture on ROBsessed... I think.

Well.. doesn't really matter.

I just liked it because it has Rob, Tom and Lee.

And I'm a fan of all three of these guys...

And I really like that all of Rob's friends are benefiting from his fame.

That's kinda cool.

And if Robert has to subject his nervous system to the

lunacy of the Twilight fandom....

At least something good comes from it... right?

And dammit to hell.

My "E" key keeps popping off.

That's going to happen from now on, isn't it?

I will be just merrily typing along...

because I'm always so merrily doing stuff

and POP off comes the damn key and I find myself

pushing on the rubber nudgy thingy.

And then I'm all...

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

until I get the little bastard back on.

Merrily

Merrily

Merrily 

Merrily

Life is but a dream.

Words of wisdom, my friends.

That's right, bitches... he is MINE.

Not a lot going on in the Twilight world.

And if you think about it...

The fact that there is, in fact, a Twilight world...

is kinda scary.

But Robert and Kristen have been undercover lately.

Like under the covers?

Well... yes... that too

but they have been well hidden from prying eyes.

Which is good.

All the better to get to Los Angeles, my dears.

Of course you can have a drag of my cig... Let me hold it for you, too.

So since there isn't much to say lately...

I thought I would just pop up a few favorite pictures...

Yeah.

I know, OK?

I post a lot of the same pictures.

But I like them.

Kristen, baby... are you going to eat those chicken wings?

I was tweeting earlier...

and I said that being together in Los Angeles for Thanksgiving

was kinda romantic and all

But it doesn't matter where you are...

It's who you are with.

Do you think Kristen makes pumpkin crumbles?

(Thanks J for finding a recipe!)

Rob seems to have a thing for crumbles...

and for Kristen. 

;)

Yes... he is STILL mine. Get used to it.

Did you ever notice that when things are slow...

People start dredging up bullshit from the past?

Like dissecting stuff from the set of Twilight?

No shit.

I will admit to being a bit nostalgic about Twilight lately...

But I think the anticipation of Eclipse is responsible for some of that.

Let's face it boys and girls...

Rob and Kristen fell in love while making that movie.

Maybe they didn't act on it right away...

But it didn't take long for them to realize that they belong together.

And once they figured that out?

Well...

They have been together ever since.

Just like me, they long to be... Close to you.

I was thinking about what happens when Breaking Dawn wraps.

What do you think Rob and Kristen will do?

Hmmm....

Let's think on this a bit.

(1 Merrily... 2 Merrily... 3 Merrily)

Well.

My thoughts?

I envision Robert taking Kristen away from all this.

Away from the maddening crowds.

Away from the prying eyes of the paparazzi.

Away from the Twilight bullshit.

(At least until promotions starts)

Where oh where shall that be?

Can't you just imagine Rob and Kristen spending the summer in London?

I can.

Rob always seems to need to get back to London.

And he always seems to need to be with Kristen.

London.

Kristen.

Robert.

I love it.

Merrily.

The Robsten moment seen round the world! Big smiles all over.

Foam of the Day

Trust. I'm DEEP in the industry. I KNOW that it's ALL PR! I know it! I do!

This post is brought to you by the letters *T* and *M*

T for Thanksgiving.

It's a good day to be with those you love.

T for Tome

All roads lead to Tome.

M for MERRILY!

Life is but a dream.

Bye for now

♥♥♥