Thanks Robert Pattinson!

*EDIT*

Because there is some controversy surrounding the pictures

I used in this post...

I have decided to remove them until further notice.

No, I didn't get a Cease and Desist

I'm not a big blog by any means...

But some blogs did

which means the photographer doesn't want them online.

They are his property... not mine

So until it's OK... I will take them down.
I've had to substitute other Robert pictures.
But let's face it... they are ALL Intoxicating!

OK.

This was some 'behind the scenes' picture from "On The Road"

Garrett Hedlund and Sam Riley on the chair

Tom Sturridge and Kristen Stewart next to them.

Kristen is all blurry.

And Tom has a beer?

I'm shocked.

(No Oreos?)

Anywho.

Onward and Upward.

There were a bunch of Robert pictures released  yesterday.

At least I think they were released.

I have no idea.

I see something I like...

I click and save.

I'm not trying to 'steal' anyone's pictures.

I just like to look at Robert Pattinson...

and share the wonderful intoxication with others.

So... Let us begin.

Let's see how intoxicated we can become...

because quite frankly,

I kinda lost my mind yesterday.

Truly.

Yeah... I talk all big and brave and tough

about how I'm not so obsessed or addicted to Robert anymore.

Yeah.

Right.

And then pictures like these come out.

Simple pictures of the man just sitting there.

Being all fucking gorgeous and killing me.

He still makes my stomach flip.

He still makes me catch my breath.

He still intoxicates me.

Completely.

*Pulls out the Thesaurus*

Elation

Euphoria

Excitement

Exhilaration

Enchantment

Enthusiasm

Exaltation

ECSTASY

Fervor

Frenzy

Flury

FEVER

Gladness

Happiness

Glee

Joy

Just fucking bury me because I'm already dead.

Hysteria

PASSION

Is he sitting on my fucking grave?

Because I will haunt you forever, Robert Pattinson.

FOREVER.

RAPTURE

And this one.

This one is my favorite.

JFC

The hair.

The sunglasses.

The scruff.

The skinny tie.

Robert.

Robert.

Robert.

Robert.

Because that is all it really takes.

Just Robert.

He can be all scruffy and wrinkled...

He can be all polished and poised.

Doesn't fucking matter.

Yes.

My heart is actually beating faster right now.

and...

are those beads of sweat on my brow?

I'm finding it hard to type because my hands are kinda clammy...

(OK, clammy is a silly word... isn't it? I'm not crazy... am I?)

Who am I kidding? Of course I'm crazy.

Have you read up to here?

I'm a complete and total lunatic.

Thanks Robert Pattinson.

Thank you VERY much.

So I did a little tweaking to an INTOXICATION chart...

because... well..

I fucking felt like it.

(and I do apologize for the flurry of fucks in this post...

but see... you can thank Robert for that, too)

As you can see by this magnificent chart...

It doesn't take many Robert pictures to get stoned.

8 pictures and you are gone.

And any guesses how many pics I posted today?

Exactly.

So enjoy the buzz.

The high.

The feeling of fucking euphoria...

Because it is a helluva hangover when you come down.

*sigh*

Did I Thank You for that, too, Robert Pattinson???

Did I?

This post is brought to you by the letters *I* and *K*

I for

INTOXICATION!

Thoroughly and Totally Intoxicated.

(Still Crazy After All These Years)

K for Kristen Stewart!

Because she has that man...

That face

That scruff

Those hands

all to herself whenever she wants.

Way to go, Kristen!!!

Bring on Rio!

Bye for now

♥♥♥