My oh my...
That is some kinda beard, Mister Sir.
You look kinda... Gruffy.
I like it.
A lot.
It suits you somehow more than the polished Edward look...
But the fact remains that you just got off an 11 hour flight
and you still look fantastic.
As in fanFUCKINGtastic.
Amazing.
And who do I spy behind you?
Is it...
Could it be?
Adorable Thomas?
I have to say...
I've missed his face.
The beard suits him too...
Makes him less pretty... more rugged.
Pretty fucking OK in my book.
See... these pictures are all kinds of delicious.
Beards.
Walking.
Robert back in the good ol' USA
(safe from harm)
And LOOK!
A mysterious blonde!!
All the bases are covered!
Thank goodness for that.
People had Robert all over the place yesterday.
NY at some concert
which turned out to be Ed something or other
from Gossip Girl.
Sorry... but I NEVER got his appeal
(Is that mean? Oh well)
And to be confused with Robert??
REALLY??
Can I just say...
NO
FUCKING
WAY.
I'm sure he's a very nice guy and all...
But um...
NO.
No real fan of Robert would look at that guy and say
"Oh hey... look... it's Robert Pattinson!"
Just NO.
OK.
So.
There has been a lot of blather about where Kristen is as well...
Besides NY with Fake Rob...
(Does that mean there is a fake Kristen, too?)
She has been spotted here there and everywhere.
It is amazing how many people fucking lie on Twitter
Isn't it?
Seriously.
What.The.Fuck?
I suppose I kinda get the fun of poking the beast...
(something I enjoy every now and then)
But to lie about seeing Robert and/or Kristen
is a pretty lame cry for attention.
ANYWAY.
Robert is back in Los Angeles.
So tell me...
Where do you think Kristen is?
Heh.
Of course he went back to L.A.
He always goes back to her.
They always end up together.
Yeah. Yeah....
It's ALL work related.
Keep telling yourself that.
Heh.
You shouldn't get upset that Robert can't seem
to stay away from Kristen.
I don't think he can help it...
It's like...
Magnetic.
He's always pulled back to her.
So now I sit here with a big ol' smile
on my face.
Big.
Like really Big.
And I'm kinda singing a song...
and maybe later I might even twirl a little.
It's good.
Great even.
So SMILE!
Be Happy!
This post is brought to you by the letter *R* and the number *11*
R for Robert Pattinson
My intoxication level is off the charts at the moment.
R is for REUNITED
And it feels so good.
The number 11
That's how long the flight from
London to Los Angeles is.
And how many
Hops, Skips and Jumps
I've done so far...
;)
Bye for now
♥♥♥